The Mash Report, Nish Kumar. Rachel Parris. Series 1 (Winter), Episode 1. BBC2. 18 Jan 2018. HD

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  • The Mash Report (Satirical and surreal news show).
    With robust reporting and up-to-the-minute analysis, Nish Kumar and a team of hilarious correspondents keep you up to date with everything that has happened - or not happened - this week
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Komentáře • 233

  • @souulkeeper1384
    @souulkeeper1384 Před 6 lety +222

    Seriously Rachel Parris is one of the most brilliant comedians I've ever seen. This whole show is amazing. I know I'm American but I can't believe I've never heard of this show before.

    • @dfhwze
      @dfhwze Před 6 lety +1

      How many comedians have you ever seen ... 1? She is hot though

    • @Maveriks1010
      @Maveriks1010 Před 6 lety +1

      you really need to look for comedy...

    • @souulkeeper1384
      @souulkeeper1384 Před 6 lety +41

      More than one! But thank you for making sure I've seen comedians. I appreciate your concern. I'm also not sure how her temperature is related to her comedic ability. Unless you're worried she might be suffering from a fever. You really are a very lovely individual for being so worried about everyone.

    • @dfhwze
      @dfhwze Před 6 lety +1

      Anytime!

    • @chrisharmon2730
      @chrisharmon2730 Před 6 lety +8

      Totally! Her preachy condescending tone is so funny!

  • @ganderson3461
    @ganderson3461 Před 6 lety +22

    Watching Ellie Taylor try not to giggle while playing it straight is funny in itself. Great show.

  • @sandra6866
    @sandra6866 Před 6 lety +99

    I love Rachel Parris in this episode :'D

  • @josh214haigh
    @josh214haigh Před 5 lety +15

    26:47 "The bloke who cries sniffing a tea bag can hardly be relied upon to torch a village"
    I haven't laughed so hard since Billy Connolly did his sketch about incontinence pants!

  • @roelmartinvandervelde9407

    Would be great if the 'nonscripted' part were real, but Rachel and Nish are so good there's no way to be sure.

  • @890mikes
    @890mikes Před 6 lety +1

    What a great show. I hope it's on for many years. Thanks for posting.

  • @GiveMeSomeMusicc
    @GiveMeSomeMusicc Před 6 lety +1

    Absolutely fantastic !!!! This should be a 10 season thing !

  • @davideloi9176
    @davideloi9176 Před 5 lety +10

    I love Rachel Parris. She's a genius

    • @warthog075
      @warthog075 Před 6 měsíci +1

      with great delivery and musicality. 🖖

  • @badasspuppy
    @badasspuppy Před 5 lety +3

    This show is gold

  • @lauragarnham77
    @lauragarnham77 Před 6 lety +1

    I am so happy this is back on air, hopefully they manage to do more than 3-4 episodes this time.

  • @JohnGwan
    @JohnGwan Před 6 lety +1

    hahahahahaa thank God I discovered this show. It's awesome!

  • @kassistwisted
    @kassistwisted Před 6 lety +11

    This is brilliant. I am so glad I came across this. Thanks, No Limitation!

    • @dfhwze
      @dfhwze Před 6 lety

      some people are easy satisfied

  • @brucerouffian2630
    @brucerouffian2630 Před 6 lety +24

    Just when I thought we were lost, finally some real political satire. Remember when we invented it? No, neither do I, but we did. The Americans took it to a new level and HIGNFY descended into moaning about the weather. Thank you, Nish and crew.

    • @dfhwze
      @dfhwze Před 6 lety +1

      this is beyond satire, this is political propaganda

    • @sonofsomerset1695
      @sonofsomerset1695 Před 6 lety +1

      The only decent one was Norcott.

    • @Writeous0ne
      @Writeous0ne Před 5 lety +1

      @@dfhwzeyep. every joke was aimed at the right wing of the spectrum. glad someone else noticed it.

  • @allysamartin8328
    @allysamartin8328 Před 6 lety

    I LOVE this episode!!

  • @Nabila28814
    @Nabila28814 Před 5 lety +8

    5:33 Rachel Parris' part😂

  • @FireMaiden.666
    @FireMaiden.666 Před 6 lety +11

    Geoff was pretty good as well.Very funny.

  • @nikosvlahos3663
    @nikosvlahos3663 Před 6 lety

    I just discovered you guys, and I love you all already:-) Great Job:-)

  • @badgersgetabadname
    @badgersgetabadname Před 6 lety +44

    Bloody love Nish and Elle Taylor does disaster so well

  • @drwoo6090
    @drwoo6090 Před 6 lety +1

    Brilliant, Rachel Parris is hilarious, and spot on!

  • @warthog075
    @warthog075 Před 6 měsíci

    "Sharp ~and~ surreal" they say... well better than scones with maple syrup on Wednesday!
    Already familiar with some of Nish's work, epic part from 10:46 to 11:11.

  • @dwaynesala8876
    @dwaynesala8876 Před 12 hodinami

    They're so hilariously clever

  • @aditya-ul1ro
    @aditya-ul1ro Před 6 lety

    Great show.

  • @commongrade89
    @commongrade89 Před 6 lety +2

    Love Nish and Elle!

  • @MeghanGarland
    @MeghanGarland Před 6 lety +1

    Amazing

  • @FireMaiden.666
    @FireMaiden.666 Před 6 lety +226

    The Rachel Parris sketch was brilliant and so true. Hope that clears it up for sex pests, it really isn't that difficult to not be a wanker.

    • @iss2075
      @iss2075 Před 6 lety +5

      There are most definitely grey areas. Also, if you hug a girl that fancies you then it's always completely fine, they NEVER complain! Even if it's a long hug. Whilst when a girl is hugged by a guy who she's not interested in she doesn't like it.
      A lot of men want to know what the rule is. Either it's OK for all men to hug all women, or it's not OK for any men to hug any women. It's inconsistent for women to claim they've been sexually assaulted when someone she knows hugs them, but are happy to have a 20 second hug when they meet a random celebrity for the first time, for example.
      The problem is women want the best of both worlds. They want to be hugged by men they fancy, but not hugged by other men. But they don't want to out-right say that because it sounds so harsh and shallow, but that's where the confusion is coming from.
      That Rachel person is missing the point. She should actually ask men about their concerns, rather than pretending to know what their concerns are and then mocking them!
      I think the solution IS for men to never hug any women. If it's really that traumatic for women for be hugged for 5 seconds, I think it's easier for no men to hug any women at all (apart from their family of course), than to have endless controversy about sexual assault.
      And it is about how the woman feels at the end of the day. You might be OK with a 5 second hug, but other women aren't. Some women even get uncomfortable with a 3 second hug. So it might be OK to hug YOU, but it's not for other women. You might laugh, but even a short hug can make women uncomfortable if they're not into the man who's hugging them.
      For the record, like many men, I hardly ever hug people anyway. I only hug girls if they come and hug me first (e.g. in a club and so on). And I don't have any friends who are girls. So it's not a problem for me, I wouldn't care if it's banned. I always ask a girl if they're a feminist before I let them talk to me anyway, so I can avoid girls who are likely to falsely accuse me of raping them.

    • @kittaylor5752
      @kittaylor5752 Před 6 lety +39

      You ask girls in clubs if they're feminists because you're worried about false rape accusations? Jeez, you sound like a load of fun to go out with. I think you're overthinking. Maybe just use your common sense to tell how each, different, diverse and individual female might react to a unnecessarily overlong hug. You say men want to know what the rule is. Perhaps it's best not do deal in absolutes in such a way. All men and women will have their own ideas about where the line is. Isn't it better to use intuition to interpret these things and make decisions from there before you dive in for the intimate hug?

    • @ardentspy
      @ardentspy Před 6 lety +21

      If women don't want you to hug them, don't hug them. Easy.

    • @FireMaiden.666
      @FireMaiden.666 Před 6 lety +8

      How about you put your arms out, just like putting a hand out for a handshake, to avoid confusion, the amount of time is similar. Everyone seems to deal with it with other things, such a handshake, why does a hug have to be different?.....Simple!
      As for asking females if they are a feminist first........Weirdo! How would you like to be asked if you are a masculinist before anyone spoke to you?

    • @FireMaiden.666
      @FireMaiden.666 Před 6 lety +8

      WOW, wind your neck in. Where did that come from? There's no need for that language. You have issues.

  • @jeffwallace2201
    @jeffwallace2201 Před 6 lety +28

    thank you for posting!

  • @nothingtoseehere7554
    @nothingtoseehere7554 Před rokem +2

    Rachel Parris is incredible

  • @tonytorres4104
    @tonytorres4104 Před 6 lety +4

    Rachael Parris is my hero.

  • @dianacarbonate
    @dianacarbonate Před 6 lety +74

    As an American, I apologize for Trump (I tried, guys), and thank you for this. I think Rachel just became an overnight celebrity here. And I always love a good Boris Johnson joke. Hand in hand over the cliff indeed, my friends.

    • @dfhwze
      @dfhwze Před 6 lety +4

      You are a disgrace for your country, for democracy and your friends.

    • @dianacarbonate
      @dianacarbonate Před 6 lety +2

      Lol.

    • @luufia
      @luufia Před 6 lety

      Diana Huntress too little too late Mate!

    • @dianacarbonate
      @dianacarbonate Před 6 lety +2

      You think we don't know that?? Who do you think is getting effed the hardest here?? Ughhhh this is so ridiculous. I'm so sick of this country.

    • @hudds90
      @hudds90 Před 6 lety +2

      Diana Huntress don’t apologise for trump Britain needs someone similar our immigration is a joke no national identity of our own any more

  • @GabrielHellborne
    @GabrielHellborne Před 4 lety +2

    I can't spank colleagues anymore?! What is the world coming to?!

  • @judithvandijkhuizen8331
    @judithvandijkhuizen8331 Před 2 lety +1

    Bring back the Mash Report!!!

  • @seanspawn7805
    @seanspawn7805 Před 6 lety +13

    Good show guys

  • @vincentduchesne4068
    @vincentduchesne4068 Před 6 lety

    Atypical Analysis and Alternative Facts

  • @wennethicus5212
    @wennethicus5212 Před 6 lety +8

    It's not really The Day Today.

  • @julianparsons3027
    @julianparsons3027 Před 3 měsíci

    22:41 Right, yeah. You are supposed to, worst case scenario, shed a single, manly tear.
    …then go home and bawl your eyes out into a pillow.

  • @ender7278
    @ender7278 Před 6 lety

    21:16 That twitch though.

  • @hannahtunstall8927
    @hannahtunstall8927 Před 6 lety

    Something so cute about Rachel parris style of comedy haha haha great shie

  • @ared-ainu
    @ared-ainu Před 6 lety +18

    Isn't that the point about toxic masculinity? That we all have these unfair expectations? I know I am sexist towards women sometimes, and I am trying to move past this. A lot of us have the same unfair expectations of men, and of women! The point is to change the way we feel about that. Sexism isn't just a male thing. It's just that in "formal ways" (pay, respect, and also respect) women are usually more negatively affected. But sexism is a problem of society, not men or women, and everybody can only win if our children grow up with a different feeling about these things.
    It is much easier for me to not be sexist than my mother, and she fought. My father always fought for women's rights, but my brothers have a much more intuitive way of normalising equality.
    We have to feel a bit weird about it, so it's not even a question for the one's coming after us.

    • @Nabila28814
      @Nabila28814 Před 5 lety

      Yeah like Men cant cry or be emotional

  • @HitSid
    @HitSid Před 5 lety +2

    Prof. Henry Bluebaker seems very like Simon from top10z.
    Right?

  • @Pheonix0752
    @Pheonix0752 Před 6 lety +1

    Orangutangs would get a LOT more charitable funding, if they were renamed ‘Fiery Muff-punchers’.
    I love this show

  • @Geohillierneo
    @Geohillierneo Před 3 lety

    The guy sniffing a tea bad cant be relied on to torch a village 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bruce-vq7ni
    @Bruce-vq7ni Před 6 lety +17

    A great show.

  • @brynelliott2573
    @brynelliott2573 Před 6 lety

    whats the intro song

  • @anjetto1
    @anjetto1 Před 5 lety +1

    ... if you can stop for a month, you can stop forever. I do hate people who pretend that they have a problem when they don't

  • @highlanderjeff2720
    @highlanderjeff2720 Před 6 lety +6

    AAaaaand-queue the laugh track!

  • @LucasGuillemette
    @LucasGuillemette Před 6 lety +2

    Nish, the guy who invented SMH.

    • @chrisharmon2730
      @chrisharmon2730 Před 6 lety +1

      For everytime he can't manage a realistic looking laugh for his partner's patronizing patter at least....

  • @themaverick7707
    @themaverick7707 Před 5 lety

    OMG Rachael is hilarious 😂 My sir name sake not so much 😕

  • @MohamedMagdi790
    @MohamedMagdi790 Před 6 lety

    Nish looks like Bassem Youssef in this show

  • @rtonce
    @rtonce Před 6 lety +2

    I believe the 146 ppl who thumbed down this vid must without any doubt suffer from a rare form of vertical dislexia.

  • @AzrothBoi
    @AzrothBoi Před 5 lety

    "not on your on little buddy"

  • @Rubbmeuk
    @Rubbmeuk Před 6 lety

    This is series 2, not 1

  • @LackofEthics
    @LackofEthics Před 6 lety

    raj shah is a fascinating name

  • @mhmalik
    @mhmalik Před 5 lety

    Can someone tell me the name of the actor who played Martin Bishop in this episode

    • @eddiecomerford8307
      @eddiecomerford8307 Před 2 lety +1

      I know it’s been over 2 years, but the actor is Michael Spicer, he does the Room Next Door sketches on CZcams.

  • @asterix7842
    @asterix7842 Před 3 lety

    Nish says “We’re back”, but the video’s title says series 1, episode 1.

    • @ym10up
      @ym10up Před 2 lety

      I believe there's a previous incarnation of this show, hence "we're back"

  • @greenforddrums
    @greenforddrums Před 6 lety

    11 oclock show....

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay Před 6 lety

    the humping workload should be split straight down the middle...

  • @michaelfiedler1419
    @michaelfiedler1419 Před rokem

    Those were the good times. Who could have thought that out of Brexit, out of Trump and Corona the world went down even further. What will historians call this era, the time when the world went nuts, or just the times of rock bottom and beyond.

  • @riturajsarkar9224
    @riturajsarkar9224 Před 4 lety

    Can not even touch the NTNOCN

  • @josh0g
    @josh0g Před 6 lety

    Which of us is Thelma, and which is Louise?

  • @asterix7842
    @asterix7842 Před 3 lety

    I think it was John Oliver who commented that Trump is the most racist President since we decided that Presidents probably shouldn’t be racist.
    First time I’ve seen this show. It reminds me of the Onion News Network.

  • @Tamashi88
    @Tamashi88 Před 4 lety

    I love Nish, and I'm new to Mash Report (Yay! Social Isolation) but I have to wonder if having a comedian that corpses so much is the best choice for a deadpan show.
    Don't get me wrong: I love how much Nish finds other comedians funny and that he's not shy about laughing at them/their jokes but this reminds me of the Canadian This Hour has 22 Minutes and I can't remember any corpsers on 22 minutes.
    No matter, really, I will be watching as much of this as I can find.

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras Před 6 měsíci

    😂😂😂

  • @jacksonelh
    @jacksonelh Před 5 lety +5

    This show was awesome, best part is all the nazis in the comments complaining about "bias"

  • @hotrockin197
    @hotrockin197 Před 6 lety +6

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha omg this is so funny hee! hee! hee! hee!

  • @knicknak1
    @knicknak1 Před 5 lety

    Nish looks like an Asian Donald trump in that suite

  • @stevehove2648
    @stevehove2648 Před 4 lety +2

    Most of it I really like. Sometimes though, they do go too far.

  • @chillchillpill
    @chillchillpill Před 6 lety

    What the hell are "Whaps"?

  • @Deking24
    @Deking24 Před 5 lety

    The guy who was having the talk about toxic masculinity is he really conservative or is he just playing a part ?

  • @trancehi
    @trancehi Před 6 lety +18

    I'll be honest, I switched TV channels during this part when it first aired.
    Bring back 'The Day Today' for top satirical comedy.

  • @julianparsons3027
    @julianparsons3027 Před 3 měsíci

    15:24 That is EXACTLY what the *_MOST racist_* person would say to deflect scrutiny…

  • @hebercloward1695
    @hebercloward1695 Před 6 lety

    WTF is "whaps?"

  • @Slarti
    @Slarti Před 6 lety +5

    Absolute tripe!

  • @jouneymanwizard
    @jouneymanwizard Před 6 lety +6

    Hey Brits, trade ya - you can have Colbert and his show, we get this one. We get amusement, you get ... Staying Human?

    • @geralteld1332
      @geralteld1332 Před 6 lety +4

      Well, you steal everything, so why not...

    • @somebody-xu4mz
      @somebody-xu4mz Před 6 lety

      Electronic Goat im glad the empire is mostly independant so you can get away with saying that

  • @101yayo
    @101yayo Před 5 lety +1

    'Least racist' still implies you are still racist.

  • @kantstenchonthemel5641

    where's the satire? crashing into open doors??????

  • @loganrusso3291
    @loganrusso3291 Před 5 lety

    C

  • @ferminfernandes8966
    @ferminfernandes8966 Před 3 lety +1

    Welcome to womanhood!!!!!

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc Před 2 lety

    Nish is very handsome here :)

  • @edwardm9227
    @edwardm9227 Před rokem

    At a complete bell 🔔

  • @Gozzillacia
    @Gozzillacia Před 3 lety +1

    So glad this smug fest is going.

  • @jennygw1883
    @jennygw1883 Před 6 lety +2

    So dumbed down.

  • @latest3dsgames
    @latest3dsgames Před 5 lety +1

    Wow this is a funny as a late cancer diagnosis! Really is this the best the BBC can manage with our extortionately priced licence fees?

  • @DrJams
    @DrJams Před 4 lety

    BBC has gone woke.

  • @Not_Sure-2020
    @Not_Sure-2020 Před 5 lety

    @10:00 they hug and she doesn't let him go and tells him to hold it for a little too long. She says that if it feels wrong, it is wrong. Then she mentions that what makes it wrong is someone using it for their own weird gratification. She does seem to be getting some weird gratification from it so I'm assuming it is she that is wrong.

    • @Jarnauga
      @Jarnauga Před 5 lety +2

      Ähm yeah, pretty sure that was exactly part of the joke, that she does not let go while telling him that that would be awkward.

    • @Not_Sure-2020
      @Not_Sure-2020 Před 5 lety

      @Jarnauga, What they were doing was not a joke, They were trying to be serious but "snarky". My point (making a joke about her "joke") is that the long hug is making her smile because she is getting off on pushing her leftist agenda. That is actually the part that is wrong.

  • @darrenspeyers1450
    @darrenspeyers1450 Před 6 lety +11

    Yawn.... Easy subjects, Brexit , trump....etc.

    • @nap4820
      @nap4820 Před 5 lety +1

      So you mean, British politics shows shouldn't talk about subjects that affect Britain and the world? Right.

  • @bensmith4277
    @bensmith4277 Před 6 lety

    Naaa, it was funny till the army bit. Piss take or not there's a line for me... Personal preference I guess.

  • @jerrettbarkley456
    @jerrettbarkley456 Před 4 lety

    Rachel Parris did it better than the guy at the table. The anti Trump comedy might make some people laugh but I think that kind of comedy played out with W Bush.

  • @S-T-E-V-E
    @S-T-E-V-E Před 6 lety +9

    I wish I was as funny as Nish Kumar thinks he is

    • @sonofsomerset1695
      @sonofsomerset1695 Před 6 lety +3

      Nobody can be as funny as Nish thinks he is, or as arrogant as he actually is.

  • @evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234

    13:29 really? Really? After an eye opening report on abuse in the work place or something, you violate the unsuspecting innocent viewer's eyes with what could only be described as an image so vial so replusive so repugnant, well let's just say any spelling mistakes in this post are due entirely to the fact that I scratched my eyes out.

  • @Dath45556
    @Dath45556 Před 5 lety +1

    What a load of sanctimonious, unfunny drivel.

  • @fixinman
    @fixinman Před 6 lety

    Some one needs to write a North American English to British English dictionary. What are whaps?

  • @orangestem
    @orangestem Před 3 měsíci

    I love Ellie Taylor and Nish Kumar in this show, and many of their pieces are so funny. But do not find Rachel Parris funny at all, nor her shtick with Nish here, implying he's sexually harassing her.

  • @AlanWattResistance
    @AlanWattResistance Před 6 lety +3

    The Left can't meme.

  • @James_taylor810
    @James_taylor810 Před 6 lety +24

    Good to see some variety from Nish “everything is racist” Kumar.

    • @James_taylor810
      @James_taylor810 Před 6 lety +6

      Oops my mistake everything is still racist

    • @warrierfamily4638
      @warrierfamily4638 Před 6 lety +29

      Boohoo, your white tears are so boring. Too bad we are laughing at you, eh.

    • @danielvieira3471
      @danielvieira3471 Před 6 lety +9

      James Taylor when has he said that? Curious, I've never seen/heard him say that.....

    • @martinmaguire-music6692
      @martinmaguire-music6692 Před 6 lety +2

      +Warrier Family I know you're upset, but there's no need to resort to divisive and racist language.

    • @henryfung9725
      @henryfung9725 Před 5 lety

      @@martinmaguire-music6692 white tears is racist now? if this is the worst racism you have seen, english girl you aint seen nothing

  • @mrreallyreally5975
    @mrreallyreally5975 Před 6 lety +10

    I was looking forward to this as the first series was an antidote to the right on politically correct "The Last Leg".But this was disappointing.

    • @imnotgayyy8489
      @imnotgayyy8489 Před 6 lety +6

      Mr ReallyReally it is tediously politically correct

    • @dfhwze
      @dfhwze Před 6 lety +2

      this isn't even comedy

    • @sonofsomerset1695
      @sonofsomerset1695 Před 6 lety +2

      It's just as bad if not worse than The Last Leg, if you saw Kumar's appearence on Question Time he was overtly racist to white people and happily sneers at Brexit voters, like his opinion is more important.
      Arrogant little worm.

  • @123100ozzy
    @123100ozzy Před 6 lety +8

    very biased show

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver Před 5 lety +2

      How so?

    • @nap4820
      @nap4820 Před 5 lety +1

      Yes, biased towards facts instead of your lies to yourself and others. Whatever.

  • @thescopedogable
    @thescopedogable Před 6 lety

    honestly all my friends where talking about this but it is just...weak not a patch on american shows like last week tonight

    • @Jarnauga
      @Jarnauga Před 5 lety

      "american shows like last week tonight", I mean, yeah, but last week tonight isn't exactly a good example for a typical american show, its standing out over there as well.

    • @obiwankenobi687
      @obiwankenobi687 Před 4 lety

      thescopedogable American shows could never compare to the British

  • @jasonwilson8042
    @jasonwilson8042 Před 6 lety +1

    isn't it the audience the ones to be laughing not just Host (masculine) and hostess (feminine) at their own jokes?

    • @rowredround7206
      @rowredround7206 Před 6 lety +8

      Laughter is infectious. I enjoy Nish giggling at the jokes, appreciating his fellow comedians. Also, the audience appears to be laughing throughout. Perhaps it’s just not for you.

    • @jasonwilson8042
      @jasonwilson8042 Před 6 lety

      Thank's for the update?

    • @rowredround7206
      @rowredround7206 Před 6 lety +5

      Well it was more relevant than your initial comment.

    • @jasonwilson8042
      @jasonwilson8042 Před 6 lety

      there more important thing's in life than if i think this show is shit maybe you should focus on them

    • @rowredround7206
      @rowredround7206 Před 6 lety +6

      perhaps you should quit manipulating reality... for some reason you not only found the time to watch the entire thing, you then felt the need to write untruthful bullshit afterwards... I pointed out that the audience is laughing...

  • @somebody-xu4mz
    @somebody-xu4mz Před 6 lety +1

    Until the interview i thought it was all innoscent satire but that guy was clearly an actor placed there to demonise the right wing. He was intoduced as a "voice of the conservatives" (if i remember right) and his views really jump about as the chat progresses.

  • @paulgriffin9355
    @paulgriffin9355 Před rokem +1

    Wow is this considered funny to anyone