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  • Cunk On Britain The Empire Strikes Back.
    In this insightful mockumentary series from Charlie Brooker, Philomena Cunk takes us on a journey right up Britain's history, to discover who we really are, how we got here and why.
    Along the way Philomena travels the length and breadth of the country enlisting the help of a variety of experts. In this second episode, Philomena's odyssey takes her from King Henry VIII to Lord Horatio Nelson. Starring Diane Morgan.
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  • @_Samuraii_1
    @_Samuraii_1 Před rokem +7021

    Imagine studying your whole life and getting contacted by the bbc to star in a documentary only for her to show up 😂😂😂😂

    • @Toinkity
      @Toinkity Před rokem +575

      it would be an honor

    • @virgin-gardener
      @virgin-gardener Před rokem +26

      Bwahaha

    • @andrewfalconer8599
      @andrewfalconer8599 Před rokem +333

      You can tell that the scholars have dedicated their lives to thinking that they can educate anyone-that it is their duty to educate-no matter how asinine the question.

    • @Lans888
      @Lans888 Před rokem +9

      HAHAHAHA true

    • @mimisolo7778
      @mimisolo7778 Před rokem +6

      😭😭😭omg true🤣

  • @hellomynameisname4270
    @hellomynameisname4270 Před rokem +7428

    "It was the youngest any one had ever died of old age."

    • @ankanbads
      @ankanbads Před rokem +206

      🤣🤣 It had me rolling. The way she delivers the lines, it's just brilliant.

    • @AiRandomHandle
      @AiRandomHandle Před rokem +11

      what? I'm so confused

    • @ilovecairns5181
      @ilovecairns5181 Před rokem +42

      @@AiRandomHandle try picking up a book

    • @AiRandomHandle
      @AiRandomHandle Před rokem +95

      @@ilovecairns5181 what's a book?

    • @nunosimoes3270
      @nunosimoes3270 Před rokem +19

      my brain did that thing lol

  • @ChrisOfRivia
    @ChrisOfRivia Před rokem +2785

    "The accused woman was lowered into water, if they floated, they were a witch and were killed, if they drowned, they were innocent and could go on living a normal life. Underwater. For two to three seconds."
    Sublime.

    • @made-line7627
      @made-line7627 Před 11 měsíci +34

      Submerged*

    • @kanonierable
      @kanonierable Před 11 měsíci

      It takes a fair amount longer than two or three seconds to drown.
      Maybe YOU are too dumb to know that, but most people back then were not.

    • @pommunist
      @pommunist Před 10 měsíci +58

      @@made-line7627
      If they float, it means they weigh the same as something else that floats, like a duck....and therefore a witch

    • @Bluefox1978
      @Bluefox1978 Před 9 měsíci +9

      Same practise 1:1 was used in Denmark. And same thoughts has puzzled my mind for years

    • @smadaf
      @smadaf Před 9 měsíci +5

      Churches!

  • @eyeq7730
    @eyeq7730 Před rokem +1568

    'He was fat, so he takes up more room in your memory'
    Absolute genius writing, love it!

  • @adamdavis5961
    @adamdavis5961 Před rokem +5792

    "She ruled for 9 glorious days....
    Almost a week"
    Priceless

    • @jonmann4980
      @jonmann4980 Před rokem +38

      Glad other people caught this joke

    • @KittyTittyAnonymity
      @KittyTittyAnonymity Před rokem +5

      @@jonmann4980 which is ?

    • @muuubiee
      @muuubiee Před rokem +50

      Technically correct.

    • @NG-sz2xi
      @NG-sz2xi Před rokem +5

      @@muuubiee more than a week

    • @muuubiee
      @muuubiee Před rokem +78

      @@NG-sz2xi It's still almost a week, if you look at it like "almost guessing right".

  • @Luke-jo4to
    @Luke-jo4to Před rokem +13462

    This series proves definitively that history buffs will talk about history to literally anyone who even pretends to listen.

    • @daniel_sc1024
      @daniel_sc1024 Před rokem +475

      "...pretends to listen." You've described almost every school kid.

    • @malikabd2902
      @malikabd2902 Před rokem +18

      Lmao trye

    • @chris94kennedy
      @chris94kennedy Před rokem +379

      they 100% know its a mockumentary, come on don't be so gullibl lol

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas Před rokem +98

      What's a gullybill?

    • @eggrollorsoup6052
      @eggrollorsoup6052 Před rokem +108

      @@IsiahTomas What's a gullyball?
      Oh yeah, a bad throw when bowling.

  • @LucasLassance
    @LucasLassance Před 11 měsíci +408

    “…she became known as Bloody Mary, because like the drink, she was horrible.” I’M DYING AHHAHAHAHA

    • @jeshland
      @jeshland Před 7 měsíci +16

      12:05 “Elizabeth had ended the rivalry between mary (queen of scots) the final score 1 head to nil” 😭😭

    • @historyismyplayground1827
      @historyismyplayground1827 Před 7 měsíci +1

      That might be my favorite line…really didn’t see that one coming!

    • @historyismyplayground1827
      @historyismyplayground1827 Před 7 měsíci

      That might be my favorite line…really didn’t see that one coming!

    • @ltcarlsen2152
      @ltcarlsen2152 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Just like the Protestants...

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy Před 6 měsíci

      As with the drink, I think Mary was okay too.

  • @JustaSillySailor
    @JustaSillySailor Před 5 měsíci +57

    "Ive thrown you off now haven't I, I made you think" 😂 absolutely beautiful

    • @TranNguyen-sw7wu
      @TranNguyen-sw7wu Před 24 dny

      I thought the "made you think" part was a self-insult, like "it made you think how a dumb person like me can throw you off".

  • @tsumichama
    @tsumichama Před rokem +4278

    "He died age 15, the youngest anyone had died of old age"
    "She ruled for 9 glorious days, almost a week"
    "Queen Elizabeth came just in time for the Elizabethan era "
    Outstanding 😂

    • @damienflinter4585
      @damienflinter4585 Před rokem +67

      "And why did his parents call him Horrorshow Nelson??"

    • @c.xyz_
      @c.xyz_ Před rokem +46

      "how did Sir Walter Raleigh invent the potato?"

    • @reivax5742
      @reivax5742 Před rokem +48

      "...Sir Christopher Wren, the most significant bird in British history since Francis Drake."

    • @reivax5742
      @reivax5742 Před rokem +72

      "It was in this ship Drake became the first person to circumcise the globe, which is probably why this sort of ship is called a clipper."

    • @whereswaldo5740
      @whereswaldo5740 Před rokem +14

      Well. She might actually be right. During the French Revolution they threw out anything to do with Christianity including the Gregorian calendar. And went to 10 day weeks. Working 8 days. And having off two. With 3) 10 day weeks. Of course it didn’t jive with the rest of the world and didn’t last.

  • @Dominian1
    @Dominian1 Před 3 lety +4031

    "In this boat Drake was the first to circumsize the world, which is why this kind of boat is called a clipper.", can we get whoever wrote this a medal of some kind?

    • @TunedSongs
      @TunedSongs Před 3 lety +97

      Probably Charlie Brooker. The man behind Touch of cloth and black mirror

    • @ollieb9875
      @ollieb9875 Před 3 lety +27

      Newswipe was also good 😅

    • @1515327E
      @1515327E Před 2 lety

      Sorry to burst the bubble, but that line came from a much older teacher's almanac of student gaffs: "Magellan circumcised the world with forty-foot clippers." The other classic is: 'Drake was bowling on Plymouth Hoe when a messenger ran up and shouted, "Sir, the Spanish Armada is coming!" Drake turned around and famously replied, "Let the Armada wait, my bowels can't."

    • @mryanmcc
      @mryanmcc Před 2 lety +22

      This part nearly broke me

    • @different_stuff
      @different_stuff Před rokem +5

      can someone explain?

  • @bgdassassin92
    @bgdassassin92 Před rokem +134

    He wanted to have Parlament dissolved, but nobody could find a glass big enough. Timeless

  • @natalierozean5989
    @natalierozean5989 Před 9 měsíci +262

    😂😂😂. “I think he was probably able to take on & manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight”….. A sentence that has never been said before in the entire existence of man.
    This man belongs in The Guinness book of world records for pulling that out of nowhere. 😂😂

    • @MrClauried
      @MrClauried Před 6 měsíci +7

      these 30 minutes are rich with such statements

    • @anzyroadside2374
      @anzyroadside2374 Před 5 měsíci +8

      I thought he was talking about himself since he was controlling his emotions well in that interview.

    • @davidgoosen1633
      @davidgoosen1633 Před 5 měsíci

      Oh you know good and well he didn't pull it out of nowhere you know from where he pulled it out!

    • @estefencosta1835
      @estefencosta1835 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Him taking the discussion on root vegetables seriously is so incredible, he truly rolled with the assignment. He only ever seemed to get annoyed when she kept calling World War 2 "War 2."

    • @markscott6414
      @markscott6414 Před 7 dny

      But……a whole field of potatoes? I think the gentleman is playing it down, a bit…

  • @airotsa
    @airotsa Před 5 lety +2471

    “She became known as ‘Bloody Mary’, because like the drink, she was horrible” I am going to break a tooth by laughing so hard 😂😂😂

    • @morpher44
      @morpher44 Před rokem +22

      I think too many people have said her name now. Uh oh.

    • @jeremiahgabriel5709
      @jeremiahgabriel5709 Před rokem +4

      How very Tudor of you

    • @Pneumavlr
      @Pneumavlr Před rokem

      😂

    • @CaalamusTube
      @CaalamusTube Před rokem

      So Astoria, the Neighborhood... is not named after some old Greek character from Mythology or something. But rather after John Astor.
      Are you named after the neighborhood? Or does "Astoria" have a primary, perhaps *MUCH* older origin?
      ( Similar too is the case of Astoria, Or.... ect, ect. )

    • @dashroodle9507
      @dashroodle9507 Před rokem +15

      How on earth do you laugh in a way that puts that amount of pressure on your teeth?

  • @StrangelyBrownNo1
    @StrangelyBrownNo1 Před rokem +1823

    ‘Sailors were like spaceman of the time’
    That’s… that’s actually really true.

    • @morpher44
      @morpher44 Před rokem +19

      except for the bringing air in tanks bit.

    • @madzen112
      @madzen112 Před rokem +28

      More scurvy on the ISS

    • @Kaarna5
      @Kaarna5 Před rokem +7

      No it isn't. Sailing has been around for millennia and by the Tudor period Britain had already established itself as a major naval power.

    • @humayoonrashdi249
      @humayoonrashdi249 Před rokem +16

      And likewise, space will sometime be our everyday seas.

    • @basedbane787
      @basedbane787 Před rokem +3

      except sailors are real

  • @sebastianwagner7334
    @sebastianwagner7334 Před rokem +21

    "Pissed to the bullocks on rum" might be the most magnificent English expression I ever heard. Thank you.

    • @Peter-gi3re
      @Peter-gi3re Před 18 dny +2

      That gave me a chuckle too. And the other one about dried spunk in her hair. I love when she talks dirty 😂

  • @alicec-m3403
    @alicec-m3403 Před rokem +27

    “It’s a story about events beyond Britain’s coastline, so I’ll be using the C word a lot … Sea” this is amazing

  • @killuaxxx315
    @killuaxxx315 Před rokem +1512

    “he was a catherineaholic or catholic for short” this actually broke me and i can’t handle it

    • @TheLazyDuck
      @TheLazyDuck Před rokem +6

      damn me too haha this lady so funny

    • @NormAppleton
      @NormAppleton Před rokem +3

      I lost my shit there too

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 Před rokem +2

      Elvis Costello, fuming: "Bloody hell, why didn't I come up with that? I'm gettin'er for that. Show me up, will she!"

    • @siberarmi
      @siberarmi Před rokem

      still laughing :D

    • @PiglipsMaximus
      @PiglipsMaximus Před rokem +2

      The way she says Elizabeth One

  • @BLINDrOBOTFILMS
    @BLINDrOBOTFILMS Před rokem +767

    "They called her 'Bloody Mary', because just like the drink, she was horrible."
    Brilliant.

    • @JanMike9
      @JanMike9 Před rokem +2

      She should have been called 'Burny Mary' or 'Bernie Mary' instead

    • @Sam1878Henry
      @Sam1878Henry Před rokem +4

      @@JanMike9there’s no drink called a “burny Mary”?

    • @525Lines
      @525Lines Před rokem +2

      @@Sam1878Henry If they use the spicy tomato drink they do.

    • @JonLundy0
      @JonLundy0 Před rokem

      but not like Cameron Diaz with old dried spunk in her hair.

    • @alberton.1601
      @alberton.1601 Před rokem

      Fortunatelly, afterwords Queen Elizabeth came just in time for the Elizabethian Era!

  • @parkcaliii1313
    @parkcaliii1313 Před rokem +28

    19:52 Her reply was hilarious asf "Matthew Hopkins!? He was at my school" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardpena7153
    @richardpena7153 Před 9 měsíci +24

    She’s flipping hysterical! The deadpan delivery is genius.

  • @cyberdude8888
    @cyberdude8888 Před 2 lety +3667

    "Cunk on Britain" is a wonderful mockumentary. It's like seeing history through the eyes of a British 2nd grader.

    • @HarcusCGTV
      @HarcusCGTV Před rokem +77

      Jokes aside, Scotland has a far better education system. There is no such thing as a "British second grader" lol

    • @TheMijman
      @TheMijman Před rokem +41

      @@HarcusCGTV What an odd thing to say.
      Why are you bringing up the Scottish education system? Better than what?

    • @Demun1649
      @Demun1649 Před rokem +24

      @@TheMijman There is no such thing as a "second grader" in BRITAIN. We start at Nursery School which is upto 5 years old, then Junior School, 7 years upto 11 years, then Secondary or Higher Education, 11 years to 16 years. So, having supplied you with that information, would you be so kind to translate your strange "grader" systeem, into somethiing that is both logical and accurate? By the way, are you a Yenghi?

    • @TheMijman
      @TheMijman Před rokem +47

      @@Demun1649 Not sure you read either the original comment or first reply.
      And I'm not sure what prompted you to respond to me in such a passive aggressive manner.
      Maybe have a read, and have a think. I'm not American.

    • @Demun1649
      @Demun1649 Před rokem +15

      @@TheMijman So, what school in BRITAIN uses the term "second grader"?

  • @jeffcolorado
    @jeffcolorado Před rokem +2888

    This is brilliant. I'd never heard of this woman until today, and fittingly, when I asked Alexa who she was, the answer I got was "She is the author of at least one book." A worthy tribute. LOL!!

    • @tonygluk1
      @tonygluk1 Před rokem +160

      Lol, sounds like something she would say indeed

    • @Snout007
      @Snout007 Před rokem +63

      She acted in "after life". She is good!

    • @creamyhorror
      @creamyhorror Před rokem +1

      Because Cunk's a fictional character created for a comedy program (which led to this spinoff)! The actress playing her is named Diane Morgan.

    • @montanna2012
      @montanna2012 Před rokem

      Philomena cunk/ Diane Morgan

    • @jeff3482
      @jeff3482 Před rokem +36

      Diane Morgan is her real name, she used to do this character in small segments on Charlie brookers Weekly Wipe til he stopped doing them to do black mirror so she was out of a job.

  • @Brinta3
    @Brinta3 Před 11 měsíci +58

    0:31
    I laughed so hard at this. She starts waving but immediately disappears behind some bushes. Brilliant cinematographic joke!

  • @fedos
    @fedos Před rokem +50

    "No, the Stewarts are an incredibly accident prone family."
    He read the assignment.

    • @gangisspawn1
      @gangisspawn1 Před rokem +1

      Very accident prone! 😂

    • @alyh3721
      @alyh3721 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Ronald Hutton's lectures are amazing and very entertaining, they're usually on Gresham College's CZcams!

  • @johnorr726
    @johnorr726 Před 2 lety +663

    “He wanted Parliament dissolved, but nobody could find a glass big enough.”

  • @manofcorn5930
    @manofcorn5930 Před rokem +2578

    I love how she can make such intelligent people say such ridiculous things: "This is a buccaneering character, I think he was probably able to take on and manage his emotions while engaging with potatoes at first sight." XD

    • @knowahnosenothing4862
      @knowahnosenothing4862 Před rokem +137

      He almost broke character but he held it back. 👍

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 Před rokem +23

      9:00

    • @cnj67
      @cnj67 Před rokem +58

      They're great sports. I have seen the device "asking intelligent people very stupid questions" before, but never so thoroughly as here.
      I mean, "The Daily Show" mainly makes interviews by drawing false conclusions and have people correct them, people who often seem totally unprepared to meet that kind of "Oh, so you mean [insert something they surely do not mean]".

    • @gonzalohiguain2589
      @gonzalohiguain2589 Před rokem +11

      um yes they are intelligent people, they're playing along...

    • @JamesHamp93
      @JamesHamp93 Před rokem +37

      Cam here to say exactly the same thing. I was howling at the 'take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes' had me dead 😂😂

  • @cqwt6103
    @cqwt6103 Před 11 měsíci +25

    I wasn't a fan of history at school all those years ago. I am now. Thank you Philomena.

  • @madiantin
    @madiantin Před 7 měsíci +16

    28:30. Hahahaha "This is a buccaneering character and I think he was able to manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight." My gosh this dude nailed it. =D

  • @AusNav09
    @AusNav09 Před 3 lety +1043

    "I think he was able to take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes" LOL

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 Před 3 lety +33

      This is the "Ali G" method, and while it does produce some hilarious bits, you can't complain if a serious person, thinking they're going to be asked serious (if possibly uninformed) questions, gets a bit pissed. They didn't exactly consent to be the butt of jokes. It's good that most all of them are good sports about it, but if somebody wants to get upset, *shrug*. They're not wrong to do so.

    • @Sebbir
      @Sebbir Před 2 lety +22

      That line was amazing

    • @dzonbrodi514
      @dzonbrodi514 Před rokem +65

      @@Trollificusv2 I think they are all in on the joke, they just don't know what kind of madness she is going to come up with so they look a bit nonplussed at it

    • @terryriley6410
      @terryriley6410 Před rokem +17

      @@Trollificusv2 Not sure how this is relevant to the quote though. The guy was obviously having fun composing that ridiculous sentence.

    • @cjerp
      @cjerp Před rokem

      @@Trollificusv2 Yea thats why they keep coming back to do this right

  • @NullHand
    @NullHand Před rokem +1849

    I love how the physicist was the most discombobulated by far.
    The rest of the academics interviewed were like ”Yes. Yes. I have had students like you before. How simple do you need this?”

    • @cnj67
      @cnj67 Před rokem +75

      Like, I know a music teacher who had a pupil ask why they only did classical music. The oldest thing they had engaged in was "Let it Grow" by Clapton. It's a classic, yes, but "classical"?
      Also, a student who's favourite music was "Aron B.".

    • @dreamcrusher112
      @dreamcrusher112 Před rokem +51

      I can see the many faces of students in her questions. Daily experience for history teachers.

    • @amalgamy
      @amalgamy Před rokem

      Disco...? Like this? czcams.com/video/qTFEyFEu1Fk/video.html

    • @illyrusemperor9278
      @illyrusemperor9278 Před rokem +15

      Disco what? That's some big ass word

    • @nobody1747
      @nobody1747 Před rokem +11

      @@illyrusemperor9278 i grew up hearing that word all the time and this is my first time realizing it isn't the one big word everyone just casually knows

  • @orfeo793
    @orfeo793 Před 7 měsíci +25

    "I think that he was probably able to take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight" such a great line from that historian lmao, and totally improvved at that

  • @buckoz3353
    @buckoz3353 Před rokem +75

    I'm from the US I just stumbled upon this actually it's always interesting to learn about cultural history of other countries. But this has got some hard-core British humor in this too. I don't know who this comedian is but she's awesome!

    • @richardhook4924
      @richardhook4924 Před rokem +7

      Diane morgan

    • @zulkiflijamil4033
      @zulkiflijamil4033 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Diane Morgan is awesome and great presenter but funny and hilarious same time.

    • @billy6044
      @billy6044 Před 12 dny

      Totally awesome broski!
      Yea dude!
      Lmfaooo
      You didn’t have to mention you are American.
      We all know.
      Yank.

  • @enkephalin07
    @enkephalin07 Před rokem +868

    I love it when she talks to historians who have the wit and humor to keep up with her.

    • @jacobnash9755
      @jacobnash9755 Před rokem +35

      100% the polite banter of the British "Gentle" class is a true jewel.

    • @francisjones174
      @francisjones174 Před rokem +13

      We historians ALL have wit and humour!

    • @stephenreeds3632
      @stephenreeds3632 Před 11 měsíci +33

      Especially the man who talks about "inventing a root vegetable."

    • @arbaazshaw8123
      @arbaazshaw8123 Před 9 měsíci

      It's not mockementary, all of it is staged

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Před 8 měsíci

      She's so cute 😍

  • @Gracchus66
    @Gracchus66 Před rokem +785

    “On this odyssey I’ll be starting sentences in one location… and finishing them in another.”
    Brilliant!!

  • @nimrod2550
    @nimrod2550 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Professor Ashley Jackson takes deadpan to another dimension. Legend

  • @johnthooker
    @johnthooker Před rokem +16

    Philomena and the guy with the long hair and tweed suit, we need a 1 hour special with them. Good chemistry

  • @osochara
    @osochara Před rokem +730

    The historians that had to endure those interview questions with a straight face should be given an award LOL

    • @MarcusHawksley
      @MarcusHawksley Před rokem +26

      Some more than others. Hutton not only rolled with it, but came out the winner of each bout. Good humour, a quick-wit and not a hint of frustration.

    • @nikhildesai7715
      @nikhildesai7715 Před rokem +3

      She's probably just use to it. LoL

    • @Daaab89
      @Daaab89 Před rokem +3

      9:25 this guy was actually pretty good.

  • @ineedabetterusername7424
    @ineedabetterusername7424 Před 2 lety +727

    Saying the Puritans left to set up "an independent life of spartan misery" is the greatest historical summation of early colonial America I have ever heard...

    • @EcoMythos
      @EcoMythos Před 2 lety +25

      It prevails in the rural areas.

    • @ineedabetterusername7424
      @ineedabetterusername7424 Před 2 lety +17

      @@EcoMythos And urban centers in the South...

    • @janinewetzler5037
      @janinewetzler5037 Před rokem +18

      It is true today in Republican States.

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 Před rokem

      @@janinewetzler5037 -It's also true of Democrat States today.
      I guess the OP comment is always true for America, regardless of it's age or size.
      Founded by rich tax avoiders, run by corrupt corporations

    • @alexvasquez537
      @alexvasquez537 Před rokem +2

      Early?

  • @rbilleaud
    @rbilleaud Před měsícem +8

    The way she delivers her dialog with a straight face is great. Makes the whole bit work.

  • @Aeternum_Gaming
    @Aeternum_Gaming Před rokem +36

    8:11 i can literally hear the dial-up connection sound of his brain breaking at this very moment from asking if "anyone has ever tried to sail into the sky" i absolutely love this show. there have to be tons of bloopers.

    • @aussiechris5904
      @aussiechris5904 Před rokem +1

      Please learn what the difference is between 'literally' and 'figuratively.'

    • @Aeternum_Gaming
      @Aeternum_Gaming Před rokem +3

      @@aussiechris5904 nobody asked.

    • @RamathRS
      @RamathRS Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@Aeternum_GamingIf you don't like being called out for being an illiterate fool, learn your vocabulary like everyone else!

  • @joshuageckles802
    @joshuageckles802 Před rokem +562

    "I think he probably was able to take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight." This is a glorious reply.

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy Před rokem +2

      The writing is good, very good.

    • @jamesmccormick211
      @jamesmccormick211 Před 11 měsíci +10

      I've been really impressed by how well the academics play along, and he is one of the best.

    • @ABlair-dv3ki
      @ABlair-dv3ki Před 10 měsíci +4

      I love how the eminent professors and expert historians manage to keep a straight face when replying 😂

    • @LaLaLaAllDayLong
      @LaLaLaAllDayLong Před 10 měsíci +2

      He’s definitely one of my favorites! Professor Ashley Jackson

  • @darkphoenix1836
    @darkphoenix1836 Před rokem +1819

    "If they drowned, they were in innocent, and can go on living a normal life underwater for 2 to 3 seconds."
    I'm fucking dead 🤣😂💀

    • @budle89
      @budle89 Před rokem +54

      Probably because you're not innocent.

    • @Mozzie7920
      @Mozzie7920 Před rokem +18

      @@budle89 well of course he’s not in a cent

    • @ln5321
      @ln5321 Před rokem +7

      So are they.

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 Před rokem +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I am in stitches over her antics as well

    • @FalconTheFries
      @FalconTheFries Před rokem +14

      It’s like another ridiculous law
      If you ever get caught on attempting suicide, you’ll be sentenced to death 😂

  • @Mondomeyer
    @Mondomeyer Před 10 měsíci +7

    I can't stop watching these. I am now a Cunk junkie. A cunkie.

  • @mdh6977
    @mdh6977 Před 10 měsíci +21

    She needs to be declared a national treasure... it doesn't matter which nation

  • @InvictusByz
    @InvictusByz Před rokem +268

    "No, the Stuarts are an astonishingly accident prone family."
    The speed of that response really got me

  • @Recessionist
    @Recessionist Před rokem +674

    "No, the Stuarts are an astonishingly accident-prone family."
    Amazingly, funniest line

    • @ericdavison6186
      @ericdavison6186 Před 11 měsíci +15

      And that was Ron Hutton!
      Tudors methinks

    • @KevinBessey
      @KevinBessey Před 8 měsíci +6

      I could not stop laughing at that part lol

    • @purplefood1
      @purplefood1 Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@KevinBessey the guy talking about walter raleigh and potatoes killed me

    • @HeliosTheCharizard
      @HeliosTheCharizard Před 6 měsíci +8

      I love how at this point I'm just used to blank looks from the historians, but this time he runs with the joke and absolutely nails it.

    • @globalheart
      @globalheart Před 4 měsíci +3

      Yeah, she met her match, lol... Ronald Hutton is totally brilliant in his own right 🤣

  • @seanwetson1895
    @seanwetson1895 Před rokem +24

    This British humour is so splendid 🤌✨
    I love it💔

  • @brianmcrock
    @brianmcrock Před 4 měsíci +7

    "...it was in this ship Drake became the first person to circumcise the globe... which is probably why this sort of ship is called a clipper." Hahaha! That's beautiful.

  • @charliehorton1839
    @charliehorton1839 Před rokem +1552

    Speaking as an American, I can say this filled all my British history knowledge gaps in ways I never imagined. Thank you Philomena, may the Onion Jack ever wave proudly over your furrowed brow.

    • @chrisbaxter3597
      @chrisbaxter3597 Před rokem +29

      Said like a true Brit

    • @djert24
      @djert24 Před rokem +8

      I think its called the cabbage jack.

    • @paulstewart6293
      @paulstewart6293 Před rokem +5

      And nice blue eyes. I had a girlfriend like Philo and she spoke like that. Canny lass! Suzanne where are you?

    • @lunacalypso5208
      @lunacalypso5208 Před rokem +3

      @@djert24 i think you mean the wabbajack

    • @Lady.B.ellinor4971
      @Lady.B.ellinor4971 Před rokem +3

      Charlie, you are now an honorary brit ❤

  • @austinmount8575
    @austinmount8575 Před rokem +565

    She’s a gem. We must protect her at all costs.

    • @Kobe29261
      @Kobe29261 Před rokem +20

      With great urgency and relentless vigilance!

    • @jonathantv269
      @jonathantv269 Před rokem +1

      And how you gonn protect her mr.hero😆?

  • @lost_boy
    @lost_boy Před 2 měsíci +17

    This is the BBC's most honest and least biased work.

  • @ghostomato3122
    @ghostomato3122 Před 8 měsíci +49

    my favorite part is how the experts aren't allowed to provide misinformation, so they have to struggle to give all her ridiculous questions genuine answers

  • @TheCzmauricio
    @TheCzmauricio Před rokem +222

    11:09 "...So he sent his secret weapon to attack England, a woman, named Spanish Amanda"
    I spilled coffee with this one

  • @fransb8543
    @fransb8543 Před rokem +478

    "No, the Stewards are an astonishingly accident prone family" was my favourite comeback of this entire episode

  • @Gansu4u
    @Gansu4u Před rokem +24

    It's extremely brilliant because it forces you to watch something you wouldn't normally watch without the comedy. You learn something in the process.

  • @jakubmesaros2092
    @jakubmesaros2092 Před 9 měsíci +32

    I absolutely dig her humour ❤
    And man she's going for the throat of the education with such grace and finesse. Im pretty sure there's no blood in her veins, just pure gold mixed with sarcasm. She's a brilliant actress

  • @theseustoo
    @theseustoo Před rokem +394

    "Catholics loved Mary, because they go mad for anyone called Mary, so Elizabeth cut her head off... which made it harder for Mary to take the throne... because she could no longer see where it was..."
    So many great laughs in this show! Cracks me up every time I watch it! :D

    • @MspPiip
      @MspPiip Před rokem +8

      It’s absolutely hilarious. I quite literally died😭 the great fire of London had me aswell😂😂

    • @CodeDreamer68
      @CodeDreamer68 Před rokem +5

      That line brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard I had to pause it

  • @charc0al_tv
    @charc0al_tv Před rokem +1261

    "If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd be sending his scripts to television and film companies. They wouldn't get made, because they were so long and boring"
    🤣this is gold

    • @ericawillis.
      @ericawillis. Před rokem +37

      "People wonder what hamlet is about. It's about 4 hours long"

    • @sumerandaccad
      @sumerandaccad Před rokem +3

      It wouldn't get made because they aren't left-wing enough

    • @TesseractPleiadesOrion
      @TesseractPleiadesOrion Před rokem +1

      @@sumerandaccad And... we found the right trash retard! 🤣💩

    • @SirRichard94
      @SirRichard94 Před rokem +17

      @@sumerandaccad brainrot

    • @An0xymoron127
      @An0xymoron127 Před rokem +21

      @@sumerandaccad NPC humor

  • @markparris3890
    @markparris3890 Před 11 měsíci +23

    Absolutely brilliant. Diane Morgan is an amazing comedy actress. Love her

  • @davedavedean
    @davedavedean Před 8 měsíci +3

    "She ruled for 9 days... that's almost a week" - delivered dead pan ...priceless!

  • @Stefarooh
    @Stefarooh Před rokem +364

    "Drake was the first sailor to circumcise the earth" - nearly died from laughing so hard.

    • @gpwerner
      @gpwerner Před rokem +78

      "Which is probably why this sort of ship is called the clipper."

    • @prabhakarnaidugidda1223
      @prabhakarnaidugidda1223 Před rokem +25

      "Which is Tudor for "arse of gold""😂😂😂

    • @HaniZucker
      @HaniZucker Před 8 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂

  • @Ogrecoxy
    @Ogrecoxy Před 6 lety +433

    "It was a hot dry summer, when a thatched wooden bakery - full of highly combustible flour and flaming ovens - inexplicably caught fire, for some reason."

    • @niviamaeva
      @niviamaeva Před 3 lety +18

      Brilliant

    • @kwerk2011
      @kwerk2011 Před rokem +6

      Guaranteed that one is Charlie Brooker. I can hear him saying it.

    • @vituperation
      @vituperation Před rokem

      @@kwerk2011 I was about to say exactly the same thing. It's got his greasy paw prints all over it.

  • @JoelsVideoJunk
    @JoelsVideoJunk Před 6 měsíci +4

    Ms. Cunk is a national treasure. Bless her heart.

  • @ufxpnv
    @ufxpnv Před rokem +7

    She is absolutely hilarious! Great writing. 'Standing a fork in the cross roads.' EPIC.

  • @rdhunkins
    @rdhunkins Před 4 lety +1519

    "So is it just bad luck being called James, then do ya think?"
    "No, the Stewarts were an astonshingy accident prone family."
    I want this guy for a history professor. 😂

    • @MaxLikesStuff
      @MaxLikesStuff Před 2 lety +85

      i remember he gave a talk at my school about witch hunting, was proper mental

    • @Psmith-ek5hq
      @Psmith-ek5hq Před rokem +37

      @@MaxLikesStuff The witch-hunting or him?

    • @ShubhamBhushanCC
      @ShubhamBhushanCC Před rokem +14

      *Stuarts

    • @morpher44
      @morpher44 Před rokem +11

      re: accident prone family.. I wonder why they didn't realize it was because of the witches.

    • @christopherwithers9019
      @christopherwithers9019 Před rokem +12

      Princess Diana was a Stuart afterall🧐

  • @snarksss
    @snarksss Před rokem +521

    “Puts everything in perspective doesn’t it?”
    “That’s the great thing about history”
    I love how stupid the humor is and still there are brilliant small moments like these

    • @charlesconlon5865
      @charlesconlon5865 Před rokem +1

      "What are you doing here, Eccles?"
      "Aah, everybody's gotta be somewhere ..."
      Goons, BBC 1950s.

  • @ultimatesoup
    @ultimatesoup Před 6 měsíci +3

    Best journalist ever. She isnt scared to ask the tough questions.

  • @MB-dg3lr
    @MB-dg3lr Před rokem +14

    What makes this show exceptional (besides "Philomena") is seriousness with which experts answer her questions.
    And phrases such as "pissed to the bollocks on rum" 🤣🤣

  • @pastlesandfish
    @pastlesandfish Před rokem +457

    "But not for the dragon even though it's the best bit of the flag." Philomina spitting hard truths here. How can you have a dragon as part of one of your nations' flags and NOT use it?

    • @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers
      @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers Před rokem +1

      Because Wales is/was technically not a nation, it is/was a principality, a state that had been invaded and subjugated. A boil on England’s arse, that was unwelcome and hard to reach.

    • @pastlesandfish
      @pastlesandfish Před rokem

      @@SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers Try telling a Welsh person their nation is not a nation. A boil on England's arse? That didn't stop England wanting to invade and conquer it.. I'd say England is more like a cancer on Britain.

    • @iapetusmccool
      @iapetusmccool Před rokem +4

      @@SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers "principality" doesn't mean it's been invaded/subjugated. It means it's ruled by a prince.

    • @FishOniDeviantArt
      @FishOniDeviantArt Před rokem +4

      Your icon makes this even better

    • @TheCalmack
      @TheCalmack Před rokem +5

      @@FishOniDeviantArt Practising what they preach

  • @obriets
    @obriets Před rokem +4331

    If history teachers were all like her, we wouldn’t have such a large historically illiterate population.

    • @Nocure92
      @Nocure92 Před rokem +156

      Yeah, you'd have a larger one. (Like, actually like the character. Obviously she's just trying to make it funny)

    • @ylleba
      @ylleba Před rokem +1

      Mostly just propaganda from the news and corporate lobbying that has made people uneducated. Teachers have been gutted of their wages and resources that has definitely exarcebated the issue.

    • @lizf1353
      @lizf1353 Před rokem +71

      @@Nocure92 what? The point is people are still being educated but in a entertaining way

    • @trje246
      @trje246 Před rokem +3

      I'd like to agree with you, but i can't remember back that far whether if i did history or not...!? 🤔
      😅

    • @Nocure92
      @Nocure92 Před rokem +49

      @@lizf1353 Yeah, like I wrote. Obviously she's playing dumb to make it entertaining. But what if you had a teacher that was actually dumb like this? The Newton gravity bit being a prime example 😅

  • @ClarkRahman
    @ClarkRahman Před 5 měsíci +2

    Diana Morgan delivers so well with this character, I can never get enough.

  • @averagejoe8255
    @averagejoe8255 Před rokem +12

    God I love this lady. Hilarious in the extreme. One of the greatest comedians of her generation.

  • @debasishraychawdhuri
    @debasishraychawdhuri Před rokem +165

    I love how seriously he answered it when he was asked "was he scared when he first saw a potato?"

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 Před rokem +268

    "What mistakes did the Tudor police make that led him to kill again?" I lol'ed hard at this for awhile.

  • @zephyrinne1
    @zephyrinne1 Před rokem +20

    Breaking that forth wall is brilliant “best to say yes we’re trying to get younger viewers” 😂

  • @Jim_The_Fish
    @Jim_The_Fish Před 3 měsíci +3

    Philomena Cunk changed my life

  • @logann7942
    @logann7942 Před rokem +323

    I saw her holding that potato and thought “please bite it like an apple. Please.” She did not disappoint. ❤

    • @zinussan50
      @zinussan50 Před rokem +9

      Haha i was thinking the opposite,
      "No way she gonna bite the potato"
      And she did. Hahaha so hilarious 😂😂

    • @damonedwards1544
      @damonedwards1544 Před 11 měsíci +2

      I tried that once as a kid, and I still remember exactly how it tastes.

    • @burvjuzizlis22
      @burvjuzizlis22 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@damonedwards1544I like fresh potatoes 😂👌🏻

  • @eliseabrahamson3886
    @eliseabrahamson3886 Před 7 měsíci +2

    She’s just asking the questions we’re all too afraid to ask😌

  • @kalulew
    @kalulew Před rokem +4

    I have always loved history, Philomena makes me adore history.....

  • @penheartpaper
    @penheartpaper Před rokem +586

    “The British’s mastery of the oceans made Catholic King Philip of Spain furious, in Spanish.” 😂😂😂

    • @danidejaneiro8378
      @danidejaneiro8378 Před rokem +33

      El rey está furioso!

    • @woozertoo
      @woozertoo Před rokem +33

      That’s when he sent in his secret weapon, the Spanish Amanda.

    • @letomas625
      @letomas625 Před rokem +8

      The cries in spanish meme 💀

    • @Vlad-1986
      @Vlad-1986 Před rokem +1

      ¡Felipe estaba de muy mala hostia!

  • @bryan5549
    @bryan5549 Před 5 lety +575

    "Cromwell outlawed popular entertainment, effectively turning the entire country into BBC4"... LMAO

    • @BaldricksTurnip1
      @BaldricksTurnip1 Před 3 lety +7

      BBC 4 is brilliant,it has plenty of great drama series.👍🍌

    • @st20332
      @st20332 Před 3 lety +7

      @@BaldricksTurnip1 no

    • @BaldricksTurnip1
      @BaldricksTurnip1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@st20332 ey up from Yorkshire 👍

    • @luminisant
      @luminisant Před 2 lety

      @@BaldricksTurnip1 gross

    • @marcchrys
      @marcchrys Před rokem

      @@BaldricksTurnip1 It's my favourite TV channel...documentaries, music, Scandinoir

  • @sambabisky4742
    @sambabisky4742 Před 2 měsíci +2

    So entertainingly, humorous, thank you Philomena.

  • @JumpingTomato
    @JumpingTomato Před 5 měsíci +2

    Fantastic, educative and funny at the same time.
    Very funny if you ask me. This typical British humor, with Cunks deadpan delivery, hilarious!

  • @ipsygypsy16
    @ipsygypsy16 Před rokem +513

    I'm totally floored by this nugget of information that Sir Walter Raleigh might have controlled his emotions around potatoes when he first saw them. Sir Walter, you're my hero.

    • @ashleythaxton9667
      @ashleythaxton9667 Před rokem +30

      I sure as hell can’t contain mine. My inner Irish peasant stops its buccaneering and simply founders at the sight

    • @ashtton_tapiwa
      @ashtton_tapiwa Před rokem +8

      He was blown away by the versatility of the potato (one would imagine)

    • @guapelea
      @guapelea Před rokem +6

      Potatoes have a way of being self centered and basically shapeless that might frighten sensitive people. I don't know whether Sir Walter was really sensitive, given the trade he was in, but nonetheless...

    • @relfyem
      @relfyem Před rokem +4

      Not just around them, but engaging with them! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @NoobOfShame
      @NoobOfShame Před rokem +1

      @@guapelea understandable. One wouldn’t want to show fear or hesitation around potatoes

  • @ewenrd5571
    @ewenrd5571 Před rokem +285

    She's a genius 😆 "a building so impressive it has to be accompanied by harpsichord music" I love it

  • @richardhausig9493
    @richardhausig9493 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I can't stop watching this woman!!!

  • @YodaZemunski
    @YodaZemunski Před 9 měsíci +7

    "As a puritan, Cromwell outlawed popular entertainment, effectively turning the entire country into BBC 4."
    MY FUCKING SIDES

  • @patriciobalian1920
    @patriciobalian1920 Před rokem +366

    "not being able to clap wasn't the most annoying thing in Nelson's life". I nearly choked to death laughing

  • @Naegimaggu
    @Naegimaggu Před 2 lety +178

    9:27 "This is a buccaneering character and I think he probably was able to take on and manage his emotions whilst engaging with potatoes at first sight." XD I literally fell from my chair.

  • @dmays67
    @dmays67 Před měsícem +1

    Surely the mostress off mirth I find myself tearing up often at masterfully crafted lines and dead pan silliness. One of life's great pleasures.

  • @enriquesanchez2001
    @enriquesanchez2001 Před 9 dny

    HOW she gets these SERIOUS people to sit and not LAUGH or BREAK a Nervous Smile is a MIRACLE ♥♥♥♥

  • @M4M1610
    @M4M1610 Před rokem +322

    It’s almost like getting the end of a school year and asking my students to recap British history

    • @constancemiller3753
      @constancemiller3753 Před rokem +4

      That's what I thought! These sound like test essays.

    • @aSpectreAppears
      @aSpectreAppears Před rokem +1

      Never seen proper history being taught. Merely basic stuff can could be found within seconds online. At least my schools only did a bit about WW2 (missing out the part where France ruin Germany with sanctions which is very convenient) and basic Egyptian stuff. The Tudor stuff was the only interesting thing they did. Even wanted payment for a Shakespeare play that they made us watch. It was a decent play but not sure why they thought all parents had money. There were some on 'free school lunch (tasted like slop so it should have been free anyways) yet they assumed the parents had money to burn. Also, it should be the responsibility of the school to pay for the compulsory stuff in the first place.

    • @M4M1610
      @M4M1610 Před rokem +1

      @@aSpectreAppears They’ll never teach real history in class or people would overthrow the system

    • @flosa1995
      @flosa1995 Před rokem

      @@M4M1610
      Nah, youth too busy being on tiktok for that

    • @eugenekrabs869
      @eugenekrabs869 Před rokem

      @@aSpectreAppears Dawg if you think the only thing they didn't tell you about WW2 was that france fucked over Germanys economy to set them down the path if you more research you'll shit yourself. cause you don't know Mussolini's ties to the British spy service how the western capitalists powers allowed nazi germany to get powerful and pointed them at the soviet union. which another thing you definitely didn't learn anything true about was the soviet union it was probably anti soviet propaganda first used by the nazis then americans, basically socialism is the reason why there's still ethnic minorities and why Europe doesn't all speak german now

  • @mockturtlesuppe
    @mockturtlesuppe Před 5 lety +763

    12:33 This guy is fantastic, especially compared to some of the other Cunk interviewees who take themselves very seriously (which, albeit, is a huge part of the comedy, but doesn't always endear you to them).
    "Yes, except it lasted a bit longer."
    "This is a different Matthew Hopkins _I HOPE!_ "
    All with a glint in his eye.

    • @Kieron19
      @Kieron19 Před 5 lety +57

      Yeah, he's the best.

    • @emjayay
      @emjayay Před 5 lety +74

      I assume they all knew what they were getting into and were directed on how to approach the interview. Otherwise they would be all rolling their eyes and calling her an idiot.

    • @felpswa123
      @felpswa123 Před 4 lety +28

      emjayay . Maybe. I wonder. If so, They’re surprisingly good actors, given that they’re real experts.

    • @swish3432
      @swish3432 Před 2 lety +16

      And he’s exactly what I’d imagine a British historian to look and sound like!

    • @laurieislaurie
      @laurieislaurie Před rokem +22

      They are very clearly all prepped to stay serious, & stay in-historian-character because it's a different sort of joke to Ali G where the goal was always to annoy the interviewee

  • @shenzhenpingpong
    @shenzhenpingpong Před 4 měsíci +2

    Just genius writing. Perfect delivery.

  • @Othique
    @Othique Před 3 měsíci +2

    I got so excited when I saw Ronald Hutton... and he did not disappoint.

  • @sydheather
    @sydheather Před rokem +581

    Sure, the writing and delivery is pitch perfect but I can’t tell you how much I laughed the first time I saw this where Philomena goes to wave from the train and the trees get in the way. It tickled me. These are the small details I love about this show. 😂

    • @CineSoar
      @CineSoar Před 11 měsíci +16

      I was going to say the same. There were many funny moments throughout the episode. But, that perfectly timed wave was subtle brilliance.

    • @adriancastillo1957
      @adriancastillo1957 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Subtle and simple but made me laugh pretty hard 🤣

    • @baabaabaa-yp2jh
      @baabaabaa-yp2jh Před 6 měsíci +3

      White Cliffs of Duvva!! Why didn't the Tudor police stop Henry after his first murder!!!
      Laughed so much, had to watch it twice, kept missing bits!
      She's absolute gold!

  • @virtualatheist
    @virtualatheist Před rokem +211

    "They were all pissed to the bollocks on *rum.* "
    This is just one of the reasons I love Philomena.

  • @lobusdiMortis
    @lobusdiMortis Před 8 měsíci +4

    Amazing!!! As an American, I genuinely love her humor

  • @anthonybarker1843
    @anthonybarker1843 Před 8 měsíci +2

    "The youngest anyone had died of old age" I am cracking up, brilliant!

  • @js500y9
    @js500y9 Před 3 lety +332

    The best part I think is the contrast between the short haired expert who you can tell is really irritated by this, and the wild long haired one who’s just rolling with it

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer Před rokem +24

      24:56 This guy's face 😠

    • @Kyoto_Ed
      @Kyoto_Ed Před rokem +41

      Nah, they were all in on it. He's actually acting. If any of them took themselves that seriously it would be a one question interview... which one or two of them were. I'm sure they've all seen Brass Eye and Ali G.

    • @mframe360
      @mframe360 Před rokem +3

      @JZ's BFF they talked about this: search "Charlie Brooker and Diane Morgan on Cunk on Earth | BFI Q&A"

    • @terryriley6410
      @terryriley6410 Před rokem +14

      If you mean the potato guy, I think he is having a good time. He is way too funny to be irritated.