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  • @shawnsee6245
    @shawnsee6245 Před rokem +18953

    How the fuck can someone be so sober and so high at the same time

    • @emeral311
      @emeral311 Před rokem +383

      It's the only state I know.

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 Před rokem +170

      James May:

    • @Fuck_handles
      @Fuck_handles Před rokem +57

      @@renz1013 0:43 is she related to James May?

    • @poppyseedsnuranium
      @poppyseedsnuranium Před rokem +61

      I think it's how they are also, kind of, acting as their own straight man for their absurdist musings.

    • @GuitarSlayer136
      @GuitarSlayer136 Před rokem +73

      Peak Dry Humor.

  • @armandom132
    @armandom132 Před rokem +12949

    She's always dressed in case she's offered to play the Doctor

    • @jjdecani
      @jjdecani Před rokem +877

      Now THAT I would watch the hell out of.

    • @haltair4015
      @haltair4015 Před rokem +375

      *imagines it*
      I think even Tennant's 10th Doctor would appear as less goofy than her XD

    • @PSYCHIC_PSYCHO
      @PSYCHIC_PSYCHO Před rokem +114

      I would absolutely love her to be my Enema-Doctor 😍😍😍

    • @TurnerWho
      @TurnerWho Před rokem +146

      Imagine her and Donna interacting 😂

    • @Creasingdrip40
      @Creasingdrip40 Před rokem +53

      Best doctor

  • @peeper2070
    @peeper2070 Před rokem +3733

    She sounds like a child who grew up without being corrupted or educated by the world and the terrible and beautiful experiences life provides.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Před 8 měsíci +28

      She's like a female Karl Pilkington 😅

    • @fivish
      @fivish Před 7 měsíci +11

      Just an actress with a script.

    • @pkjohnston
      @pkjohnston Před 7 měsíci +7

      that's the point. satire.

    • @The-Sexinator
      @The-Sexinator Před 6 měsíci

      Pretty sure the experience is about 99 percent terrible and the other 1 percent is having sex

    • @PhoenixCat
      @PhoenixCat Před 4 měsíci +9

      true. there's a scene where she talks to a historian about the cold war and breaks out in tears after being told the threat of nuclear war still exists

  • @SeventyOneGo
    @SeventyOneGo Před rokem +2593

    Her show writers are fantastic but she has the wonderful ability to elevate their jokes to heaven. Or so her mate Paul says.

    • @elliebelly6980
      @elliebelly6980 Před rokem

      Fun fact the stereotype of women not being funny and women can’t make good jokes came from the time when women weren’t allowed to go school and were only taught how to speak English. So when they made jokes they didn’t make any sense because they didn’t know how to use grammar

    • @elliebelly6980
      @elliebelly6980 Před rokem +12

      Or even knew what was funny because women’s entertainment was limited to chores

    • @verycoolright7801
      @verycoolright7801 Před 8 měsíci +16

      ​@@elliebelly6980cope 💀

    • @dr.jamesolack8504
      @dr.jamesolack8504 Před 5 měsíci

      @SventyOneGo
      No such place as “heaven”. Sorry😢

    • @Im_Iconic-Youre_Ironic
      @Im_Iconic-Youre_Ironic Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@dr.jamesolack8504
      That's..... not what they meant. 🤣🤣

  • @mistersonnen848
    @mistersonnen848 Před rokem +12592

    She's like an AI in the early stages

  • @sieekakhan6761
    @sieekakhan6761 Před rokem +3704

    "How many Three Wise Men were there?"
    "Who knows?"
    She had it 🤣

    • @nineowands
      @nineowands Před rokem +9

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @TinLeadHammer
      @TinLeadHammer Před rokem +8

      The correct answer is: one.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz Před rokem +118

      Sounds absurd but it's a valid question. The Bible tends to use numbers with special importance instead of giving exact figures

    • @ThatOneToucan
      @ThatOneToucan Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@tomlxyz No it's not, it was literally three. How could you interpret it any other way?

    • @shigerufan1
      @shigerufan1 Před 11 měsíci +92

      @@ThatOneToucan There actually isn't a number given in the scripture itself, people just assume 3 because gold, frankincense and Myrrh are three items but it could have been a whole caravan for all we know.

  • @J3553_1
    @J3553_1 Před 9 měsíci +804

    I love how she interviews these people who have put so much time into learning these parts of history just for her to ask them things like "do you think that Mozart would find me hot"

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono Před 4 měsíci +18

      Let's be real, Diane Morgan would be the model for almost every artist around if she were to be sent back to the Renaissance Era.

    • @tomsriver2838
      @tomsriver2838 Před 4 měsíci +22

      ​@@Fukei_MonoRené Sauce*

  • @2PacStoleMyBike
    @2PacStoleMyBike Před rokem +5193

    00:51 Her just falling and embracing it by rolling down the sand hill makes me laugh every time

    • @isocarboxazid
      @isocarboxazid Před rokem +556

      She actually talked about this on Seth Meyers within the past couple of weeks. Apparently it wasn't scripted, and nobody came to help her, they just kept filming lol.

    • @ahleenah
      @ahleenah Před rokem +347

      In the interview she explained how she tripped and fell on purpose because just walking down would’ve been boring but they just kept filming without helping her while she just kept rolling

    • @pannajohns5255
      @pannajohns5255 Před 9 měsíci +34

      I was laughing for 15 minutes straight, I was in pain from how much I was laughing 😭

    • @voxtur__7
      @voxtur__7 Před 8 měsíci +64

      Her wearing a waistcoat and an overcoat in a desert was just the cherry on top.

    • @hermionegardener3796
      @hermionegardener3796 Před 8 měsíci +26

      In that interview, she says she did it on purpose because it's boring otherwise, and what everybody else said here about it. Also, she talks about how she likes a "good trip", it adds character. Diane is an absolute treasure.

  • @tielessin
    @tielessin Před rokem +12642

    She has the ability to stun lock people in position with her words

    • @talkingmudcrab718
      @talkingmudcrab718 Před rokem +121

      CR20 Bard

    • @AnubisMRM
      @AnubisMRM Před rokem +268

      I think normal people would just laugh at her jokes. The problem with many academics is that they take themselves too seriously and they have no idea how to react to an unexpected joke.

    • @ayebraine
      @ayebraine Před rokem +189

      @@AnubisMRM If people ask you to help them and explain to them what you do, on camera for other people who may be interested in what you do, you don't take their questions as jokes and haha laugh at them, you try to understand them and help them out.
      (And you also try and adjust to weird TV ways because you're not exactly on TV every day, with 20 people and half a ton of lighting and camera equipment around you all pressing on you to stay professional).

    • @gettogirl105
      @gettogirl105 Před rokem +64

      How does one have 0 speech yet 100 at the same time.

    • @Python_P
      @Python_P Před rokem +140

      @@AnubisMRM there have been instances where people have laughed but she hits them with the "its no laughing matter"

  • @JDFuckinB
    @JDFuckinB Před rokem +35659

    She makes me want to become a master in my profession just so I’ll get the opportunity to get trapped in an interview with her.

    • @StingrayMM20
      @StingrayMM20 Před rokem +470

      What an underrated comment.
      Great idea!

    • @icydelon
      @icydelon Před rokem +68

      same hahaha

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 Před rokem +76

      When I see 99, I make like a kitty cat and push it off the ledge. All the better when it's worth it.

    • @TheRealHusk
      @TheRealHusk Před rokem +170

      You could become a master baiter

    • @bugsy742
      @bugsy742 Před rokem +2

      @@TheRealHusk 😂😅

  • @toonitup7063
    @toonitup7063 Před 8 měsíci +155

    She speaks like a 5 page essay written an hour before its due. I love it.

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 Před 8 měsíci +274

    Her delivery is fantastic, how she can keep a straight face through these moments is beyond me

    • @SpecialOrder935
      @SpecialOrder935 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Because they’re actors 😂 they do loads of takes so it’s not funny to them anymore

    • @mapron1
      @mapron1 Před měsícem

      @@SpecialOrder935Why do you think she is actress??? I watched her like for many hours and she looks genuinely stupid!

  • @imothen4263
    @imothen4263 Před rokem +12042

    so i discovered her existence 8 minutes ago and she's now my favourite person on earth (the planet that i'm on right now)

    • @stevemoisan
      @stevemoisan Před rokem +77

      Same.

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev Před rokem +231

      I think these started popping up on my recommended like last week and I'm stunned this stuff has been up on CZcams for years and I'm just now learning about it.

    • @wisho-ro4305
      @wisho-ro4305 Před rokem +7

      Same 😬😅

    • @cristianorafael4301
      @cristianorafael4301 Před rokem +2

      Yup, same here

    • @brendanm6921
      @brendanm6921 Před rokem +87

      Her real name is Diane Morgan. As well as creating the character she plays in this programe, she's also been cast in some good sitcoms. I recommend After Life and Motherland for some more of her work. Especially Motherland as she's one of the leading roles in that and is particularly brilliant.

  • @samcorbett8783
    @samcorbett8783 Před rokem +8442

    "Because of feminenism, that man whistling might be a woman, and the woman hes whistling at, might be the prime minister" This is so genius it rocks me to my core

  • @jimmysroom5132
    @jimmysroom5132 Před 5 měsíci +122

    "with creature comforts like indoor plumbing and cunnilingus" That line is murder

  • @Therealzone56
    @Therealzone56 Před 7 měsíci +207

    her ability to cast confusion on every master of profession she meets is amazing. like throwing a verbal bag of sand in their eyes and they cant help but go what the fuck

  • @harshitverma2951
    @harshitverma2951 Před rokem +16039

    The thing I love about her the most is how she seamlessly starts a sentence with a very natural track of words and then randomly takes a U turn and the whole meaning to that sentence changes along with the potential answer that would have been.

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme Před rokem +130

      Congrats for knowing how jokes work

    • @harshitverma2951
      @harshitverma2951 Před rokem +309

      @@itsgonnabeanaurfromme thanks for understanding that I now know how jokes work.

    • @nunothedude
      @nunothedude Před rokem +95

      @@harshitverma2951 thank you for understanding how this man understands how jokes are understood

    • @hcmandude
      @hcmandude Před rokem +23

      @@nunothedude how do jokes work?

    • @nunothedude
      @nunothedude Před rokem +62

      @@hcmandude find your nearest mirror

  • @vengefulancient
    @vengefulancient Před rokem +4031

    Why is it SO funny to ask interviewees "Who are you?" It's a legitimate question, but sounds completely ridiculous in that context, I love it.

    • @idromano
      @idromano Před rokem +105

      Or the even better, imho, "what are you?"

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas Před rokem +15

      ".... but why male models?"

    • @salgoud12
      @salgoud12 Před rokem +11

      Thanks Nardwuar

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 Před rokem +13

      It's impertinent and establishes context for the viewer simultaneously

    • @CalvinMousse
      @CalvinMousse Před rokem

      its giving "Why are you gay?" energy

  • @mastod0n1
    @mastod0n1 Před rokem +1171

    0:44 there is something very charming about how she is reacting to the music. It was a perfect "awkward" half dance kinda reaction and the song choice was perfect too.

    • @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450
      @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 Před rokem +1

      She's like a bird.

    • @oceandrizzle
      @oceandrizzle Před rokem +55

      she also looks so happy and cute, my favorite bit😂

    • @JillLulamoon
      @JillLulamoon Před 11 měsíci +15

      I love how "Here Comes The Hotstepper" is in her Friday Night Playlist, implying she listens to it a lot.
      Wonder what else is in there.

    • @sergiovela9961
      @sergiovela9961 Před 8 měsíci +15

      @@JillLulamoon”Pump up the Jam,” of course.

    • @AshleyPomeroy
      @AshleyPomeroy Před 8 měsíci +12

      I like the tiny shot at 07:14 where she looks really pleased that she can read.

  • @grygoo2680
    @grygoo2680 Před rokem +391

    7:49 This perfectly captures the genuine upset feeling kids have when they learn that the sun will eventually die after billions of years

    • @NitaSteyn-kn2gp
      @NitaSteyn-kn2gp Před 8 měsíci +11

      They feel sad for a reason. Imagine our world without the sun. The solar system wouldnt even exist!

    • @warmfuzzyvoid
      @warmfuzzyvoid Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@NitaSteyn-kn2gpGood news, the way the sun will die, the Earth will be consumed! Earth won't ever have to be without its sun!

  • @eridanampora3024
    @eridanampora3024 Před rokem +15661

    This women is everything that's right about society

  • @miltonchavez9869
    @miltonchavez9869 Před rokem +5151

    We must protect this school dropout.

  • @marciavox8105
    @marciavox8105 Před 6 měsíci +128

    3:03 “stolstice” him saying “you’ve got it” encouragingly is so cute

  • @alexcupo5346
    @alexcupo5346 Před rokem +155

    Her ability to flabbergast the experts is awe inspiring.

    • @NitaSteyn-kn2gp
      @NitaSteyn-kn2gp Před 8 měsíci +1

      Its because she isnt very smart lol

    • @tossoutacc9241
      @tossoutacc9241 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@NitaSteyn-kn2gpit’s scripted obviously she talks like that on purpose

  • @MercifulArchitect
    @MercifulArchitect Před rokem +6867

    "The Egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die"
    I've never laughed this hard in my life!!!

    • @patrickb840
      @patrickb840 Před rokem +24

      I spat my drink out at that one😂

    • @dirtywings7251
      @dirtywings7251 Před rokem +214

      While she's rolling down a fucking sand dune in the background 🤣

    • @ef2718
      @ef2718 Před rokem +20

      Some middle east cultures still value death and afterlife more than they value life, they believe life on earth are just a transition period, some believe that dying for god will bring splendid rewards in the afterlife.

    • @reidleblanc3140
      @reidleblanc3140 Před rokem +45

      hilarious but actually pretty accurate loll

    • @MercifulArchitect
      @MercifulArchitect Před rokem +30

      @@reidleblanc3140 that's what makes it so funny. it's a perspective nobody ever thought of, and a hilarious one too!

  • @juandirection3751
    @juandirection3751 Před rokem +7663

    Love how if you watch mute it looks like such a professional, high quality documentary but the moment you turn on one bar your brain melts lol

    • @canislupid2466
      @canislupid2466 Před rokem +422

      It's like listening to a foreign song you don't understand, you think it's the best thing in your life, then you read the lyrics and realise it's completely nonsense

    • @hamsterminator
      @hamsterminator Před rokem +116

      Especially the part where she trips and rolls down a sand dune.

    • @ayooo454
      @ayooo454 Před rokem +23

      especially at 7:12

    • @pigloododo7455
      @pigloododo7455 Před rokem +27

      Except at 0:50

    • @BobTaile
      @BobTaile Před rokem

      I've got my sound full on and mine or anyone else's brain has not melted which proved you totally wrong

  • @omskint.5931
    @omskint.5931 Před 8 měsíci +68

    She's a living definition of a British sense of humour

  • @Mark0MXx
    @Mark0MXx Před rokem +202

    “How many three wise men where there?”
    “Who knows?”
    Peak content right here ladies and gentlemen

    • @sld1776
      @sld1776 Před rokem +4

      That's correct. The number of wise men is never specified in the Bible.

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson Před rokem +4537

    She is like the alternate universe Dr Who who cheated on her History exams and spends her first regeneration being utterly confused at history.

    • @reidleblanc3140
      @reidleblanc3140 Před rokem +42

      she is the Vestige from ESO

    • @drygnfyre
      @drygnfyre Před rokem +74

      She’s Ali G if he went to Oxford.

    • @edadankmemes
      @edadankmemes Před rokem

      what i would sacrifice to have Philomena Cunk to guest star in a Doctor Who Children in Need special.

    • @aleksandrareena7538
      @aleksandrareena7538 Před rokem +54

      SHE WOULD BE A PERFECT FEMALE DW YOU NAILED IT

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn Před rokem +1

      @@reidleblanc3140 lol

  • @mstly4lg
    @mstly4lg Před rokem +4488

    The response to "her neck is very long" is everything

  • @sirterry2444
    @sirterry2444 Před 11 měsíci +22

    2:02 I love how BAFFLED this man is. XD

  • @vampirepuppyboy
    @vampirepuppyboy Před rokem +120

    I love that she genuinely confuses the interviewees she's such a gift to this world

  • @aquanimity
    @aquanimity Před rokem +6138

    " Pompeii was so advanced it had its own volcano, which is Latin for 'angry hill.' " This woman is brilliant! 🤣

    • @thomasayresol
      @thomasayresol Před rokem +48

      Python level line, well deployed

    • @vedantthanki745
      @vedantthanki745 Před rokem +9

      I don't get it

    • @thomasayresol
      @thomasayresol Před rokem

      @@vedantthanki745 She is Making fun of British documentaries, just as Monty Python did decades ago. Cunk does "Mocumentary" humor.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo Před rokem +85

      @@vedantthanki745 Volcano is not actually latin for "angry hill," that's a blatant lie, but a volcano is a mountain that could erupt, explode, or spew smoke or lava, so "angry hill" is actually a very apt description.
      It's somewhat absurdist and somewhat clever, which comes together to form the joke.

    • @vedantthanki745
      @vedantthanki745 Před rokem +1

      @@GoddoDoggo thanks

  • @Andrew..J
    @Andrew..J Před rokem +9969

    She's an absolute unit, but I love the people who are able to put aside their "life of dedication to their expertise" and play into a meme

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 Před rokem +148

      They're probably used to it from talking with actual children

    • @BrianHathcock
      @BrianHathcock Před rokem +229

      "This child accidentally grew up."

    • @bobbobbo5278
      @bobbobbo5278 Před rokem

      I sometimes wonder if they think she has some mental disability which makes them be so patient with her lmaoo

    • @samanthalong4801
      @samanthalong4801 Před rokem +74

      I don’t think u understand the term “absolute unit”

    • @skarlet9104
      @skarlet9104 Před rokem +40

      Man I just discovered about this woman's existence and it gives me absolute joy.
      Besides, we share first names so that's something Ig.

  • @byebish6996
    @byebish6996 Před 8 měsíci +21

    Philomena is the endboss for every expert in their field ever

  • @JillLulamoon
    @JillLulamoon Před 11 měsíci +33

    0:56 I get the feeling that was unscripted, and her swear of pain was very genuine lol.

  • @rockers995
    @rockers995 Před rokem +7190

    The visibly stressed exhale she let out when she heard that a "whole galaxy's going to hit us" is fucking pristine. What a legend.

    • @theboxthinker4153
      @theboxthinker4153 Před rokem +47

      @𑣲 glammie 7:48

    • @brandonlawrence2443
      @brandonlawrence2443 Před rokem +31

      How is the thought that a whole galaxy is going to hit us stress someone out? That's not going to be for dozens of years

    • @ewyes5935
      @ewyes5935 Před rokem +20

      @@brandonlawrence2443 Are you taking these interviews at face value?

    • @brandonlawrence2443
      @brandonlawrence2443 Před rokem +37

      @@ewyes5935 do you mean is the video at eye level when I watch it? Yes

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii Před rokem +6

      @@brandonlawrence2443 To clarify: are you taking these interviews _seriously?_

  • @Smudgie
    @Smudgie Před rokem +6583

    Irving Finkel, one of the British Museum's most brilliant minds, reduced to a squeek.

    • @Eve.n.t_horizon
      @Eve.n.t_horizon Před rokem +337

      such is the power of a great woman XD
      im personally in stitches

    • @namelessking111
      @namelessking111 Před rokem +534

      Idk who that is, but the fact that they hire actual professional experts for the interviews instead of paid actors makes this even more hilarious to me lmao.

    • @derp195
      @derp195 Před rokem +179

      @@namelessking111 he’s got a good number of lectures available on CZcams, I’d highly recommend looking them up. He’s incredibly knowledgeable with that kind of kooky old man humor. Well worth a watch.

    • @FreakyRufus
      @FreakyRufus Před rokem +130

      I sort of thought he was thinking that maybe it wasn’t bigger than acid jazz.

    • @akpokemon
      @akpokemon Před rokem +8

      wth is a squeek

  • @joeortiz1358
    @joeortiz1358 Před rokem +53

    1:54
    I CAN'T WITH THAT SHIT DAWG, IT'S KILLING ME FOR 5 MINUTES NOW

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch Před 7 měsíci +19

    If she weren't so damn hilarious, she'd be one of the most relaxing presenters in all of documentary production
    Also, Latin for "angry hill" kills me every time

  • @kathrynpalmer5871
    @kathrynpalmer5871 Před rokem +3274

    "With creature comforts such as 'plumbing' and 'cunnalingus'" absolutely sent me off the wall.

  • @shubham221992
    @shubham221992 Před rokem +4909

    Love how she can say all these things with a straight face, even near the end when the other person starts laughing 😂

    • @returntonature8773
      @returntonature8773 Před rokem +63

      I really hope they have an outtakes episode soon.

    • @douglasauruss
      @douglasauruss Před rokem +24

      No one is better at deadpan delivery

    • @Mignon15
      @Mignon15 Před rokem +3

      @@douglasauruss Nathan Fielder rivals her IMO

    • @darishbaxley4630
      @darishbaxley4630 Před rokem

      Leave the thumbs up at 666 !!!!!

    • @1korbetter
      @1korbetter Před rokem +26

      @@returntonature8773 I heard they’re all one Take … she’s a legend

  • @XxmayonnaisexXx
    @XxmayonnaisexXx Před rokem +22

    Having a sandwhich , painting your bicycle blue and then going bwrbbrwb 2:36

  • @2112jonr
    @2112jonr Před rokem +23

    Brian Cox trying to keep it together as she asks him if he can imagine what it's like to be sucked off through a hole just cracked me up !!! 😀

  • @magrathean0
    @magrathean0 Před rokem +4163

    at times her micro-expressions are absolute genius. She holds the character in place every moment. Incredible talent

    • @classicaldeb
      @classicaldeb Před rokem +7

      It truly is!

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki Před 11 měsíci +3

      Can you give an example? Just so I can see what you mean

    • @connorthompson66
      @connorthompson66 Před 8 měsíci +14

      5:38 this guy's expression really does it for me

    • @TheDendra7
      @TheDendra7 Před 8 měsíci

      That's because she's playing herself in her accent and mannerism.

  • @user-lq9pn2jq4k
    @user-lq9pn2jq4k Před rokem +3133

    Gosh, she would have been such an amazing Doctor Who! Saying absolute insanity and asking weirdest questions with a straight face and just baffling her enemies into submission.

  • @gabrielkickingwoman5933
    @gabrielkickingwoman5933 Před rokem +28

    When she took a bite of her sandwich on the Zoom call, I nearly died of laughter 💀💀💀

  • @bassetts1899
    @bassetts1899 Před rokem +43

    My archaeology lecturer was in this show. I have absolutely no idea how she kept a straight face. I can only guess that each interview required multiple takes.

  • @PaulyM856
    @PaulyM856 Před rokem +2691

    "With creature comforts like indoor plumbing, and cunnilingus."
    I died RIGHT THERE. 🤣

    • @JoseGonzalez-ms5xr
      @JoseGonzalez-ms5xr Před rokem +16

      SAME💀

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Před rokem +71

      The pornography on the walls at Pompeii was genuine.

    • @EmmyAndDeskyUnited
      @EmmyAndDeskyUnited Před rokem +56

      That fresco (and many others) are actually located in the area in Pompeii where prostitutes resided, the "lupanare" (basically a zone dedicated entirely to brothels and bordellos). I've been there, and boi, she chose the least explicit one

    • @michatarzan7595
      @michatarzan7595 Před rokem

      If you died right there, during cunningulus, that may have left some trauma for your sexual partner.

    • @jayallen81
      @jayallen81 Před rokem +2

      #metoo

  • @solitudeguard5688
    @solitudeguard5688 Před rokem +2381

    I was watching this whilst falling off a building, but I was saved by her magisterial grace.

    • @ylstorage7085
      @ylstorage7085 Před rokem +11

      yer joined her un eeeerth dthen

    • @nightmarefredbeer1455
      @nightmarefredbeer1455 Před rokem +3

      This building was just your imagination, mate

    • @tacidian7573
      @tacidian7573 Před rokem +2

      Heard you were at the wedding of the Emperor's cousin. In Solitude? Gods, that must've been horrible.

  • @--Arthur
    @--Arthur Před 6 měsíci +6

    "Pyramids are just triangles with square asses" send water flying out my nose🤣🤣

  • @patchoulighoul
    @patchoulighoul Před 3 měsíci +4

    She's comedic genius and I'm forever going to be soiling my undergarments to this

  • @SuperAwesomeWeirdGuy
    @SuperAwesomeWeirdGuy Před rokem +855

    "How many three wise men were there"
    "Who knows"
    That one got me lol

    • @tiffychevelure9107
      @tiffychevelure9107 Před rokem +6

      Absolutely sent me . . . all the way into orbit

    • @spiderdude2099
      @spiderdude2099 Před rokem +23

      I feel like she almost broke character with that response

    • @parulsinghalgarg3491
      @parulsinghalgarg3491 Před rokem

      Same😂😂

    • @darkshadow31415
      @darkshadow31415 Před rokem +15

      When the expert understands the assignment. Diane almost broke.

    • @Jakeonkuningas
      @Jakeonkuningas Před rokem +12

      The woman actually went into great detail about how the three wise men were mentioned in only gospel and in another one it was referenced that wise men gave gifts but no mention of how many there were.

  • @DuelaDent52
    @DuelaDent52 Před rokem +1393

    I have no idea why she’s blowing up now on my feed, but I’m grateful to be introduced to her.

    • @nihal2055
      @nihal2055 Před rokem +18

      Same

    • @robertgerow670
      @robertgerow670 Před rokem +61

      right?? I never heard of this woman in my life, and I got so many video recommendations I finally googled her. This is the first one I’ve clicked on

    • @sosuss
      @sosuss Před rokem +1

      She’s from IT Crowd, but yes these reels are coming outta nowhere 😂

    • @mathkrGames
      @mathkrGames Před rokem +21

      @@sosuss different actress lol

    • @battlep0t
      @battlep0t Před rokem

      ​@@sosuss Nah that's Katherine Parkinson you're thinking of. This is Diane Morgan and she's playing a character "Philomena Cunk" who originated in Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe but was so popular she got her own spin-off.

  • @missmew5240
    @missmew5240 Před 5 měsíci +4

    “…Shitting a harpsichord made of glass horses onto the floor” 🤣 So much laughter from so much nonsense 🤣

  • @KT-wr3cv
    @KT-wr3cv Před 8 měsíci +12

    She is beyond brilliant! Massively entertaining & never disappoints.
    Thanks Phil!!

  • @ItGiveAll
    @ItGiveAll Před rokem +2030

    She's like a fine cheese of ignorance, idiocy, innocence, and occasional, humorous, somehow accidentally profound questions.

    • @toontown633
      @toontown633 Před rokem +2

      What?

    • @yaboi6006
      @yaboi6006 Před rokem +32

      @@toontown633 your a bit slow ey

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 Před rokem

      I am the 1,000th like.

    • @BluJean6692
      @BluJean6692 Před rokem

      In other words she stinks at everything...

    • @pmejia727
      @pmejia727 Před rokem +18

      “Can you prove the moon really exists?” *scientist glances sideways, flabbergasted and afraid*

  • @sun1178
    @sun1178 Před rokem +1159

    This woman is a national treasure.

  • @neuro1921
    @neuro1921 Před rokem +33

    She is a genius, she asks you the most stupid and ridiculous things you can imagine, but you never know if shes is serious or not.

  • @nikosmoon
    @nikosmoon Před rokem +18

    2:56 she’s so funny for no reason😭😭

  • @konchu5221
    @konchu5221 Před rokem +525

    "so it was much much bigger than rap metal, then?"
    "mm- yes, much bigger"
    "what about acid jazz?"
    *starts shitting uncontrollably*

    • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
      @The_Republic_of_Ireland Před 8 měsíci +6

      I loved that part 😂

    • @beth12svist
      @beth12svist Před 5 měsíci +2

      That's Irving Finkel, who's pretty funny in his own right, so I'm not entirely sure whether you've really judged his reaction correctly... that interview must have really been something 😁 (haven't seen it, unfortunately).

  • @niamhryan9677
    @niamhryan9677 Před rokem +1396

    This woman should be knighted and sainted. Any award known to man. She's absolutely brilliant.

    • @Eitbitman
      @Eitbitman Před rokem +64

      But the award is known to man, how will she know she got it?

    • @theyhategwa
      @theyhategwa Před rokem +1

      @@Eitbitman She will grab it

    • @neithere
      @neithere Před rokem +2

      Don't forget the writers.

    • @Mytheon151
      @Mytheon151 Před rokem +4

      @@Eitbitman Like most women, she has to wait for the translation to be released.

    • @satrickptar6265
      @satrickptar6265 Před rokem +10

      @@neithere The responses from the experts were unscripted, so she’s pretty much making her own absurd questions.

  • @Helena-ic1oz
    @Helena-ic1oz Před 9 měsíci +3

    5:36 that guy's face is literally everyone's 😂😂😂😆😆

  • @louieberg2942
    @louieberg2942 Před rokem +1215

    The "I think, therefore I am" bit was actually really friggin deep.

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Před rokem +72

      I think therefore you am

    • @mubaraksenju7521
      @mubaraksenju7521 Před rokem +1

      @@miguelpadeiro762 😵‍💫🤣

    • @rondorondo557
      @rondorondo557 Před rokem +22

      She's almost reaching solipsism there.

    • @hermioneziggeraut7617
      @hermioneziggeraut7617 Před rokem +31

      @@miguelpadeiro762 but if I am because you think I am, am you because I think you am? And what if I don't think you am?

    • @arrielradja5522
      @arrielradja5522 Před rokem +4

      ​@@hermioneziggeraut7617 this destroying my mind stop.

  • @Lawh
    @Lawh Před rokem +854

    To play stupid, you have to be a genious.

    • @peterlarkin762
      @peterlarkin762 Před rokem +77

      If that typo is on purpose... Bravo good sir!

    • @akpokemon
      @akpokemon Před rokem +7

      @@peterlarkin762 lmao I don't think so...but you're right--it would be "genius" on his part if it was intentional

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies Před rokem +5

      @@alfa-psi you don't though thats the point of the comment

    • @DeltaTauChi
      @DeltaTauChi Před rokem

      Genius

    • @PopstarDracula
      @PopstarDracula Před rokem

      Genius.

  • @unanimus7676
    @unanimus7676 Před 5 dny +1

    She’s a genius. I laugh my heart out every time I watch her show.

  • @ZebraOnYourNose
    @ZebraOnYourNose Před rokem +13

    Her ability to keep a straight face is god tier.

  • @supremeocumstain8760
    @supremeocumstain8760 Před rokem +2237

    2:02 his pure exasperation made me giggle and kick my feet back and forth

  • @k.h6635
    @k.h6635 Před rokem +622

    She really nailed her character as a dim-witted mockumentaries which is something rare these days

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Před rokem +4

      @@ajw9377 They, unfortunately, aren't playing a character

    • @skilletborne
      @skilletborne Před rokem

      @@ajw9377 A brutal difference is that she's a comedian saying things she knows are complete nonsense, somehow keeping a straight face.
      The extremist/radical right (and f**k it, little centrism here because the radical left can be insane too) on the other hand legitimately believe the drivel they spout

  • @shrimpfry8347
    @shrimpfry8347 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Philomena Cunk: "If I think therefore I am, what about other people, do they think therefore they am? How can I tell if they're thinking therefore they am? Or am I just thinking they think therefore they am, but actually they're not real, and I am only thinking they am. Are you thinking therefore you am right now?"
    Random Dude: *Breaths in*

  • @aierce
    @aierce Před rokem +1041

    The interviewees reactions are too genuine, which means a lot of her jokes are made up on the spot. She is just brilliant

    • @loveline119
      @loveline119 Před rokem +102

      Hers are scripted but the experts dont know its a comedy show.

    • @krschu00
      @krschu00 Před rokem +153

      Not made up on the spot. The reason they're surprised is because he first set of questions are usually genuine questions they would get in a real interview and thena switch is flipped.

    • @aierce
      @aierce Před rokem +4

      Lol @ everyone replying to me that missed the point

    • @AnoAssassin
      @AnoAssassin Před rokem +122

      Interviewees know it's comedy but they don't know what she's going to say, and are instructed beforehand to respond earnestly like she's a child. There's an interview clip where this is clarified

    • @ismayb754
      @ismayb754 Před rokem +6

      Or they're just hearing them for the first time, but they're still scripted. And yeah I saw your "lol at the people replying to me" comment but guess what I'm still replying. Lolz.

  • @torieldreemurr541
    @torieldreemurr541 Před rokem +314

    "The Egyptians believed that the most significant thing you could do in your life was die."
    Philomena said as she calmly died on a sand dune

  • @athnealerodney9884
    @athnealerodney9884 Před 7 měsíci +4

    "Here come the hot-steppa...murderer" a modern musical genre, among all that ancient histories and artworks. The contrasting effect caught me off guard 😅😅

  • @QuarterAlive
    @QuarterAlive Před 8 měsíci +1

    Cunk must be protected at all costs

  • @TransfemMarta
    @TransfemMarta Před rokem +887

    God, saying “Why is it a mystery how the pyramids were made? Looks like a bunch of big bricks in a triangle.” physically made me crumble.

    • @SisterWomen
      @SisterWomen Před rokem +91

      The interviewee looked like the comment kicked her in the brain

    • @illyrusemperor9278
      @illyrusemperor9278 Před rokem +1

      This is closer to the truth than saying the aliens built it

    • @dickyr3295
      @dickyr3295 Před rokem +37

      She then asked if they started building them from the point and worked down

    • @BobTaile
      @BobTaile Před rokem +2

      God was NOT saying that

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim Před rokem

      For "the OP," She is, though - "@@BobTaile".

  • @69231
    @69231 Před rokem +970

    she's that random intrusive thought we have at 3am and i'm living for it

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Před 9 měsíci +3

    Philomena Cunk amazes me because she will start a completely normal sentence, you THINK you know where it's going, you think "ok, this sentence is going Way A or Way B." then she will turn around and take it in Way Z

  • @lemoncurry2926
    @lemoncurry2926 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Can't believe I lived a full life not knowing about this, she's fucking brilliantly funny

  • @notacateater
    @notacateater Před rokem +1769

    her mate paul, her love for food and sauces, and her humour makes this show absolutely fab 😂👌

    • @vinylz3511
      @vinylz3511 Před rokem +9

      No no Absolutely Fabulous is a different show

    • @allot5530
      @allot5530 Před rokem +4

      Love for food and sauces is anomaly for the BRITs

    • @noahkidd3359
      @noahkidd3359 Před rokem +5

      'her mate paul' that line gave me Ali Gi vibes

    • @cait812
      @cait812 Před rokem +3

      @@allot5530 really not

    • @CC-ju6vo
      @CC-ju6vo Před rokem +7

      Her absolute contempt for all thing theater is one of my favorite running themes.

  • @Joesmho23
    @Joesmho23 Před rokem +513

    5:47 I’ve never seen such a look in person. It’s amazing she can just keep talking. And “intimate skin”. Definitely using that

    • @AnoAssassin
      @AnoAssassin Před rokem +37

      Dude looked shellshocked :'D

    • @alcik_palcik
      @alcik_palcik Před rokem +1

      Gosh I've seen this comment before hmm

    • @Joesmho23
      @Joesmho23 Před rokem +2

      @@alcik_palcik like word for word?

  • @NE0Kiki
    @NE0Kiki Před 4 měsíci +2

    Undoubtedly the most serious person at the BBC

  • @brutalistkiosk
    @brutalistkiosk Před rokem +119

    2:02 he malfunctioned

    • @Bayano6
      @Bayano6 Před rokem +12

      And the guy before!

    • @utubeagnesia
      @utubeagnesia Před rokem +5

      I'm not exaggerating I choked on my saliva laughing when I read this 😭💀

  • @ruairicoughlan5429
    @ruairicoughlan5429 Před rokem +639

    She's like if The Doctor regenerated and became a documentarian

    • @darkcellofficialmusic
      @darkcellofficialmusic Před rokem +9

      Literally my first thought while watching this

    • @aSpectreAppears
      @aSpectreAppears Před rokem +4

      Could be his granddaughter or daughter. Imagine if they bought back Tennant for a few episodes with her. It would be insane.

    • @auggie3725
      @auggie3725 Před rokem +1

      @@aSpectreAppears Now would be a good time while Tennant's back for a short time lol

    • @k.h6635
      @k.h6635 Před rokem

      More like mockumentaries

    • @aSpectreAppears
      @aSpectreAppears Před rokem

      @@auggie3725 He should be back permanently and so should the writers. Even the aliens went down after hiss departure for some reason.

  • @Sommerchan
    @Sommerchan Před rokem +7

    This woman, is going places and I bet she's going to dominate the net. You go girl, you are unstoppable.

  • @katrinafraser9746
    @katrinafraser9746 Před rokem +1

    I can’t tell if i love her questions or the experts’ reactions more

  • @Psgsshjl
    @Psgsshjl Před rokem +596

    Philomina’s mate Paul sounds switched on. We need more free-thinking intellectuals like him

    • @paulvato
      @paulvato Před rokem +8

      I would like to be, that mate, Paul.

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 Před rokem +6

      Paul is a man of culture. His adventures are unhinged. I wanna be his friend as well

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 Před rokem +6

      He said if he ever sees Christ again he's a dead man...

    • @Hanakin-Sidewalker
      @Hanakin-Sidewalker Před rokem +1

      Too bad he was tragically maimed in a car crash…

    • @Psgsshjl
      @Psgsshjl Před rokem +2

      @@Hanakin-Sidewalker you’re shitting me

  • @thoso1973
    @thoso1973 Před rokem +505

    "How many three wise men were there?" always gets me. I honestly can't tell if it is a stupid or profound question. 😆

    • @andymort9745
      @andymort9745 Před rokem +33

      if you cant say whether its stupid or profound, then its brilliant

    • @Ometecuhtli
      @Ometecuhtli Před rokem +13

      If they're so wise how come no one thought about gifting a bag of diapers?

    • @spinecho609
      @spinecho609 Před rokem +8

      Genuinely a profound question given the four accounts disagree on who attended jesus birth

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Před rokem +1

      The four accounts differ on just about every important detail of their common subject.

    • @tompatierno5606
      @tompatierno5606 Před rokem +2

      Well, there were the Magi of the Christian myth. They weren't stated to be 3, just "mages from the East" (Mat. 2:1). Those are presumed to be 3, as they brought 3 gifts, but Syrian Christian tradition says there were 12 magi. The story is syncretic with the birth myth of Mithridates Eupator, which was attended by a star in the sky. This was about 1 century before the Christ myth. So, the answer to this profound question is anywhere from 2, one set for Jesus, one set for Mithridates, up to 5: 4 sets for Jesus, 1 set for Mithridates.

  • @Ironbattlemace
    @Ironbattlemace Před rokem +17

    I think she has a secret special ability to cause small brain aneurysms if you interact with her too much :D
    Funny as hell though.

  • @justwantaname.
    @justwantaname. Před 8 měsíci +1

    "how many 3 wise men were there"
    "who knows"

  • @empirion502
    @empirion502 Před rokem +2038

    Love Philomena, but it also stresses me out to know that there are people out there who are actually operating at this level of cognition

    • @usernameisallfull
      @usernameisallfull Před rokem +104

      oh god you're right-

    • @LmaoMoni
      @LmaoMoni Před rokem +124

      I feel attacked. I have vocal aphasia due to a head injury and I swear in my head I’m a normal person but I unfortunately talk like her xD

    • @paulstewart6293
      @paulstewart6293 Před rokem +34

      Nah she's great. You are thinking of Tory voters.

    • @empirion502
      @empirion502 Před rokem +9

      @@paulstewart6293 She is great, but no need for that.

    • @bigboy6191
      @bigboy6191 Před rokem

      ​@@metalmaxi lolol, not u r not

  • @TheBritalianJob
    @TheBritalianJob Před rokem +433

    Still waiting for Philomena to explain what happens to our laps when we stand up

  • @kevinflorenzdaus
    @kevinflorenzdaus Před rokem +1

    1:53 - I love how he suppress his mouth

  • @harriethutchings8678
    @harriethutchings8678 Před rokem

    Thank you for showing this masterpiece to me, off to watch the series now

  • @TheJavibear
    @TheJavibear Před rokem +148

    Philomina: “Are you thinking therefore you am right _now?”_
    The dude: 🤔

  • @Brolly5
    @Brolly5 Před rokem +737

    Her adorable cuteness just adds a little extra to her brilliant comedic buffoonery.

  • @sebastianesquivel5011
    @sebastianesquivel5011 Před 8 měsíci +5

    She's Joe Pera's equally eloquent, yet more chaotic cousin. Seeing them do something together would be awesome.
    Joe: "You know what Cuz? I love me a nice bowl of soup for dinner."
    Philomena: "Oh yeah me too, did you know that soup was invented by the Egyptians?"
    Joe: "Huh?"
    Philomena; "Yeah, they had these little thermos' with cute little animal heads on them that they'd use for their lunches, they loved soup so much they'd even get buried with their thermos', pretty cool innit?"
    Then Joe would just give a chuckle and a slight sigh, and serve soup for both of them while she incorrectly keeps talking about the non-existent obsession ancient Egyptians had with soup. I would love that show.

  • @genevaspring8974
    @genevaspring8974 Před rokem +25

    I admire her immense ability, in the face of the incredulity of the experts, to hold back from laughing.

  • @tuananhnguyen7021
    @tuananhnguyen7021 Před rokem +1354

    her pointing at the word "...anus" and smile fucking sent me 7:12

  • @PumpkinLicorice
    @PumpkinLicorice Před rokem +112

    “What about acid-jazz?”
    *”EHMHUOoooooooohmmm”*

  • @rweb8371
    @rweb8371 Před 4 měsíci +2

    The Banquo’s ghost joke sent me😭😭 and then the cut to her eating whipped cream later on in the zoom💀