Langston Kerman - Don’t Get Engaged, Go to Medieval Times

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  • Langston Kerman on why you should vote Republican, and why you should go to Medieval Times instead of getting engaged. Langston Kerman stand up from the Just For Laughs Straight Up, Stand Up series. Subscribe: bit.ly/1ShFiDP
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Komentáře • 495

  • @Jhowar04
    @Jhowar04 Před 5 lety +2280

    This dude is so much funnier then that crowd gave him credit for

  • @nicoleakinyi2611
    @nicoleakinyi2611 Před 4 lety +727

    Lol "She looked me in my human eyes... " 😂😂

  • @powerswish
    @powerswish Před 5 lety +866

    There's some subtle cleverness all over this set. This guy is good.

  • @rjmoney9
    @rjmoney9 Před 4 lety +236

    The Wu Tang joke around 4:35 was so so so under-appreciated by this crowd.

  • @curlz4dayzz597
    @curlz4dayzz597 Před 4 lety +314

    As soon as he said “recently engaged” my heart dropped I really thought I was in love lol 😂 he’s hilarious, his content 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

  • @jaypalmer2463
    @jaypalmer2463 Před 5 lety +863

    Thick Clit Energy - TCE

  • @calebutterback8528
    @calebutterback8528 Před 5 lety +473

    That crowd was so weak this dude is hilarious

    • @4shady0
      @4shady0 Před 5 lety +4

      Different type of crowds, they're respecting the show and enjoying it at the same time.

    • @lilettex0421
      @lilettex0421 Před 4 lety +4

      @@4shady0 Respecting the show?? You're kidding right? It's a comedy show. The way the audience respsects the show is to laugh.

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 Před 4 lety +1

      Respect the crowd

  • @tiernytouch3274
    @tiernytouch3274 Před 5 lety +368

    “ghostface killah’s not fluent in mandarin” LMFAOO

    • @EddieLowenheim
      @EddieLowenheim Před 4 lety

      And some fucking way it got no reaction, it was a great joke

  • @Thiefree
    @Thiefree Před 4 lety +374

    oh this material was WASTED on that audience, this guy rules

    • @ketercognitohazard
      @ketercognitohazard Před 3 lety +2

      Yo, for real. This guy went way over this crowds head. Top-shelf comedy, right here.

    • @BudandBloomWithBlossom
      @BudandBloomWithBlossom Před 3 lety +1

      Thiefree For real. This crowd sucked, but this guy is excellent.

  • @MrWinnieP
    @MrWinnieP Před 5 lety +397

    I like how it feels like a buddy is just talking to me. Hope to see more from this guy

  • @fog415
    @fog415 Před 3 lety +26

    According to our collective comments, WE all should’ve been his crowd. Just stumbled across his D.A.R.E. video by chance and now I’m searching for all his stuff. He made me laugh, uncontrolled, for the first time since March. 🙌🏽

  • @Nothere.anymore
    @Nothere.anymore Před 5 lety +171

    Crowd is poop. I’m cracking up at my desk

  • @LydianMelody
    @LydianMelody Před 4 lety +75

    Commenting from the apocalypse in 2020 and just wanted to say this guy called it. Looking forward to voting for the dolphin whenever she announces her candidacy.

    • @LordHighRoller
      @LordHighRoller Před 3 lety +7

      I was looking for this comment 😂

    • @tonyawallace5297
      @tonyawallace5297 Před 3 lety +5

      @@LordHighRoller I immediately started reading the comments looking for it! 😂 So glad I wasn't disappointed.

  • @choppacal4899
    @choppacal4899 Před 5 lety +340

    It's intelligent comedy.

  • @ampollard7041
    @ampollard7041 Před 4 lety +62

    "Ghostface Killah is not fluent in Mandarin.... I know that"
    HILARIOUS 😄😄

  • @Perfectpearl
    @Perfectpearl Před 4 lety +128

    3:53
    An Asian guy named Jerome.
    Rotflmfao

  • @royal3880
    @royal3880 Před 5 lety +838

    The crowd was trash. He's funny even if I never watched Insecure.

    • @CalvinLimuel
      @CalvinLimuel Před 5 lety +11

      or they don't mike the audience

    • @Moridorable
      @Moridorable Před 5 lety +2

      I noticed that a lot of these small set videos we see in the recommended videos end up with Icehouse-sized crowds. It's kinda off-putting for people who are used to the sound of a full auditorium's fullness of reverberation and the sheer mass of the audience's ambient sounds. I get how it's jarring, but when comics work IRL they sometimes do REALLY small rooms or just bars.

    • @Moridorable
      @Moridorable Před 5 lety +3

      Read Patton Oswalt's _"Silver Screen Fiend."_ He talks about the difference between dive bar audiences & the hothouse flowerbeds of a hipster, uptown LA stage spot.

    • @Moridorable
      @Moridorable Před 5 lety +1

      It's really interesting to see what _builds_ a comic.

    • @shaethefunny1428
      @shaethefunny1428 Před 5 lety +6

      I didnt know he was in insecure 🤯

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo Před 4 lety +102

    Busted out laughing at my own job over the "end to the story of white people" bruh, I feel that so much

  • @Subscribe2mychannel
    @Subscribe2mychannel Před 4 lety +67

    I’m 36 and just found out that it was chest of drawers I’ve been saying Chester my whole life 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @misterpalmer
    @misterpalmer Před 5 lety +188

    He a FOOL. I'm gonna find more of his vids.

  • @avirei98
    @avirei98 Před 4 lety +35

    I just realized why I find this man so attractive. He looks like model and actor Brian white. Same smile and everything

  • @mountainlife2411
    @mountainlife2411 Před 4 lety +43

    That wu tang joke joke had me rooooolin"

  • @JonesBoy97
    @JonesBoy97 Před 3 lety +17

    The first voting joke aged INCREDIBLY

    • @1ne2wo3hree4o5ive
      @1ne2wo3hree4o5ive Před 3 lety +1

      Its aging even better now would u say

    • @Whocareslol420
      @Whocareslol420 Před 2 dny

      Still aging like a fine wine. We got a dementia ridden old man, and a felon who also seems to have several screws loose being our only presidential options

  • @keelyhenson8494
    @keelyhenson8494 Před 5 lety +38

    “I’m not ready for turtle” 🤣🤣

  • @b.j.h.1706
    @b.j.h.1706 Před 4 lety +229

    He needs to do more Black gigs. He makes White people think too much. By the time they realize it's a joke, he's on the next one.

    • @ketercognitohazard
      @ketercognitohazard Před 3 lety

      Nah bro. I'm kinda white and I almost pissed my pants laughing at main man.

    • @chelseacco7567
      @chelseacco7567 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ketercognitohazard Kinda white? 😂

    • @Kick0a0cat
      @Kick0a0cat Před 3 lety +2

      @@ketercognitohazard so you not white white, that's different :D

    • @Kick0a0cat
      @Kick0a0cat Před 3 lety

      @@chelseacco7567 biracial? White passing? Idk

  • @malcolmsaxton2028
    @malcolmsaxton2028 Před 4 lety +26

    Jerome Yang ..😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lilithamethystius5289
    @lilithamethystius5289 Před 4 lety +41

    He's so attractive.

  • @toyadiinae9800
    @toyadiinae9800 Před 4 lety +9

    That whole set of jokes starting from Jerome to WuTang Clan was hilarious!!!

  • @egggggyy
    @egggggyy Před 5 lety +86

    Chester drawers! I died

  • @pamelaison2444
    @pamelaison2444 Před 5 lety +44

    "I love my girl...but I don't know if I'm ready for 🐢"...😂😂💀💀👻👻

  • @richardgolden4315
    @richardgolden4315 Před 5 lety +3

    "Fuck, I didnt wanna eat ass, damn I was really trying not to eat ass" the whole "eat ass" reference gat me dying...😂😂😂

  • @jacobballenger3703
    @jacobballenger3703 Před 5 lety +67

    I somehow predicted the name Jerome. With like crazy confidence too. Weird.

    • @Taeyexe
      @Taeyexe Před 4 lety

      Jacob Ballenger bro same 😂

    • @LunarySSF2
      @LunarySSF2 Před 4 lety +1

      i thought he would said Langston that would've been a wholesome moment, someone naming themselves after him
      Instead Jerome was funny as FUCK lool

  • @liteskinmxcn
    @liteskinmxcn Před 2 lety +1

    The first minute was gold and true, dude saw it coming before anyone else.

  • @Conduitofself
    @Conduitofself Před 3 lety +7

    Watching in 2020 like alright, I'm ready for this dolphin

  • @NickE-db7gw
    @NickE-db7gw Před 5 lety +45

    This guy is so funny, its unreal! Just its a dammmm shame he had a very bad audience! Go forward bro..your funny like hell!

  • @macmizzo9028
    @macmizzo9028 Před 5 lety +116

    My dude from insecure. Molly homie

    • @oRuTRa45
      @oRuTRa45 Před 4 lety +2

      Just found out today dude is a stand-up comic.

  • @hartbr0k3nmusic2
    @hartbr0k3nmusic2 Před 3 lety +10

    This man singlehandedly predicted 2020😭😭

  • @CountsDigGraves
    @CountsDigGraves Před 5 lety +6

    Spent all evening listening to different comedians on CZcams, and this is the first one tonight that got me laughing out loud. Great!

  • @miraculux.
    @miraculux. Před 5 lety +44

    Watching 7-10 of these vids on this stage back to back I've learned the crowd is *always* crap. They should be doing some vetting before taping at the very least... 👀 now some of these poor guys can’t even send their friends n family to youtube without giving them hella cringe

  • @IAMMNY253
    @IAMMNY253 Před 4 lety +34

    He's super funny, but the crowd definitely ruined the appeal, for this one time add a laugh track bc he needs more exposure

  • @katjames2545
    @katjames2545 Před 5 lety +82

    Insecure! Oh I love him 😍 and he's funny. The crowd sucked. 👎

  • @kesleygeorge6093
    @kesleygeorge6093 Před 5 lety +30

    Who else cliked because he look cute on the pic

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy Před 4 lety +1

      Kesley GEORGE he look cute in the video too

  • @soulmechanics7946
    @soulmechanics7946 Před 5 lety +5

    "Squire!"😂

  • @molly3057
    @molly3057 Před 5 lety +5

    oh my god. I really like him! He's hilarious. Its 1am and I'm trying to laugh as quietly as possible as to not wake up my sister but he made it really difficult. My favorite part about him was that even thou the crowd was terrible, he still had this confidence about him. Like he knew just how funny he was and he wasn't bothered by how unresponsive they were.

  • @kenetabansi5016
    @kenetabansi5016 Před 4 lety +39

    He sounds like Dave Chappell’s imitation of a stereotypical white man

  • @Harvester88
    @Harvester88 Před 4 lety +9

    "Nah, we good. Enjoy your meeting."

  • @cpmenninga
    @cpmenninga Před 5 lety +2

    I just heard Langston on Comedy Bang Bang. It was one of the best episodes ever. You have a new fan.

  • @josephsummer777
    @josephsummer777 Před 4 lety +4

    Green Knight reference is beautiful IF YOU READ MALORY's Morte d' A. Love it. Finally a comic for me.

  • @priestmorrison6564
    @priestmorrison6564 Před 5 lety +34

    I'thumbed'soon as he said
    Dolphin
    Hilarity

  • @erikapurcell-williams4049
    @erikapurcell-williams4049 Před 5 lety +15

    We see you, Langston! Keep it up, sir! ;-)

  • @maburg713
    @maburg713 Před 4 lety +1

    I just really like how intelligent and witty he is. You have to keep up, and you find yourself appreciating things later.
    Just a really funny guy. And the turtle thing?? Priceless.

  • @kellikakes81
    @kellikakes81 Před 4 lety +2

    I was over 30 years old when I found out it was Chest of Drawers, not Chester drawers, too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @natalieh5950
    @natalieh5950 Před rokem +1

    I was watching the Boys the other day and wondered where I'd seen Eagle's face before... now that another video of his stand up came up on my recommended page everything makes sense. Looked up the name and remembered he was also on Insecure! Great track record Langston lol

  • @Jromestrings
    @Jromestrings Před 5 lety +89

    Beep beep. Here to take y'all to school

  • @robrodriguez4866
    @robrodriguez4866 Před 3 lety +1

    Yo the first few jokes broke the crowd! 😂

  • @Dommy11
    @Dommy11 Před 5 lety +7

    I love bruh's observation and analytical skills. His commentary could use some work but when he gets that down he could be great.

  • @VitaEx
    @VitaEx Před 4 lety

    I frickin love langston I clicked after checking his last video does not disappoint great delivery and style keeping tabs he’s gonna be huge

  • @dayhop3257
    @dayhop3257 Před 4 lety +5

    this crowd was so dry. Give the man a #Netflix special, please and thank you!

  • @GladiatorCoachSully
    @GladiatorCoachSully Před 4 lety +2

    This guy is hilarious, how am I just now finding him?

  • @flowerwolff-8017
    @flowerwolff-8017 Před 3 lety +1

    His smile makes me blush. Oh stop Langston. 🙃

  • @Andrethemodel
    @Andrethemodel Před 4 lety +2

    Looking back on this woah !!

  • @anwulika.o
    @anwulika.o Před 5 lety +15

    He’s really smart. Just a naturally funny guy

  • @JordanReedYT
    @JordanReedYT Před 4 lety +1

    This guy is always GREAT!!!

  • @alexmason4223
    @alexmason4223 Před 3 lety +1

    “Let’s start with soup and work our way up” that was so underrated lmfaooo, this guy is good at casually sending out punchline jokes

  • @tyronebowannie4488
    @tyronebowannie4488 Před 4 lety +2

    "And I love my girl, but I don't know that I'm ready for turtle." Best quote I ever heard! This dude is funny!

  • @positivevibesveda
    @positivevibesveda Před 5 lety +30

    I learned last year that it said “piracy is not a victimless crime” and not “privacy is not a victimless crime”😂

  • @lesleymokonyama8308
    @lesleymokonyama8308 Před 4 lety +5

    She fights with shit I did a year and a half ago..

  • @jaypalmer2463
    @jaypalmer2463 Před 5 lety +2

    First joke got me lol

  • @beasamsung3803
    @beasamsung3803 Před 4 lety +7

    Who else JUST found out it is “chest of drawers” in 2020?!! 🙈🙈🙈 🤣🤣🤣 & I’m 33!!!

  • @jeannedeclue
    @jeannedeclue Před 4 lety +1

    I just died over and over again. I love this dude.

  • @KinkyXKnotti
    @KinkyXKnotti Před 4 lety +1

    When everything's burning to the ground as we speak

  • @Rubber703s
    @Rubber703s Před 5 lety +23

    93 thumb down Jerome's...(?)
    That's crazy...

  • @TheNotoriousKRP
    @TheNotoriousKRP Před 5 lety +32

    I really like the points that he makes in the first minute.

  • @juniorbanyn8989
    @juniorbanyn8989 Před 4 lety +3

    That crowd was hella dead, that midwest chlamydia joke is killer

  • @NonBinary_Star
    @NonBinary_Star Před 2 lety

    Hilarious! I love it!

  • @mikaelabrennan9072
    @mikaelabrennan9072 Před 4 lety +2

    watching this in 2020 and that intro holy shit

  • @sundaegold
    @sundaegold Před 4 lety +2

    Watching this during Covid epidemic. Lol

  • @shaethefunny1428
    @shaethefunny1428 Před 5 lety +10

    First of all im a clean 33. And didnt know that was a thing. Chest of drawers!!!! I just called it get it out the drawers. 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @JoJoLuvChannel
    @JoJoLuvChannel Před 4 lety

    Chester Drawers 😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @luxehousehomeshorttermrent1462

    I'm here because of his podcast and I'm glad I came.

  • @hannahreneesanders8250
    @hannahreneesanders8250 Před 4 lety +1

    "Thick Clit" BRUH. This dude is hilarious.

  • @mofrowannabe
    @mofrowannabe Před 4 lety +1

    “Naaah, no bath.” 💀 🤣

  • @aurorabanks5778
    @aurorabanks5778 Před 5 lety +1

    As soon as he said I'm engaged.. I rolled my eyes!! Damn it another hot nigga off the market 😂😂😂

  • @mauricelangley5033
    @mauricelangley5033 Před 5 lety +1

    Chesterdrawers cracked me up!!

  • @Rogueknowledge
    @Rogueknowledge Před 5 lety

    This dude made me subscribe

  • @moonnugget4598
    @moonnugget4598 Před 5 lety +6

    XD Dolphin for President 2020! lmfbao

  • @juicymiss87
    @juicymiss87 Před 4 lety +5

    Jerome Yang🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jamawilliams1577
    @jamawilliams1577 Před 5 lety +38

    He Favors Actor Brian White
    Handsome
    Sexy

  • @landinsel6631
    @landinsel6631 Před 4 lety +1

    Update 6/20: yes shit is burning down

  • @ashlyarsenic7253
    @ashlyarsenic7253 Před 5 lety +2

    Hehehe so awesome

  • @mwihaki.wanjoroge635
    @mwihaki.wanjoroge635 Před 5 lety +19

    Oh My God he is from Insecure.

  • @jessw.82
    @jessw.82 Před 3 lety

    He is so absolutely adorable!

  • @madmodder123
    @madmodder123 Před 5 lety +4

    I'm 27 and I have never heard anyone call a dresser a "chest of drawers"

  • @Alr1ghtyThen
    @Alr1ghtyThen Před 4 lety

    "Chest of Drawers" just fucked me up.

  • @frankdeux9784
    @frankdeux9784 Před 2 lety

    Didn’t even know he did stand up. Yo is crazy funny in Bust Down.

  • @5475mcga
    @5475mcga Před 5 lety +1

    Turtle still in there??!! I died😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LoveberryMusic
    @LoveberryMusic Před 3 lety +2

    That first joke definitely aged well lmao

  • @pryncessyanni
    @pryncessyanni Před 4 lety

    Genius.👌🏾

  • @heatherlowe7330
    @heatherlowe7330 Před 3 lety

    This guy is hilarious! 😂

  • @Perfectpearl
    @Perfectpearl Před 4 lety +2

    4:29
    Lol