Ali Macofsky - Googling How to Orgasm

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  • Ali Macofsky on unenthusiastic moaning during sex, how Subaru cars are made for lesbians, and Googling how to orgasm. Ali Macofsky stand up from the Just For Laughs Straight Up, Stand Up series. Subscribe: bit.ly/1ShFiDP
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  • @jcwynn4075
    @jcwynn4075 Před 5 lety +7298

    Her talking voice may sound unenthusiastic and monotone, but damn her singing voice is good

  • @lucerosanki7920
    @lucerosanki7920 Před 5 lety +5790

    "if your googling to know if you're bisexual you probably are" i loved this

    • @mochi_4726
      @mochi_4726 Před 5 lety +14

      RelAtAble BSHSHA

    • @gavinwells6911
      @gavinwells6911 Před 5 lety +15

      Lmao I cant even, if you google that you're a directionless liberal with no brain no god and no reason for anyone to respect you

    • @gomezmaidelyn4658
      @gomezmaidelyn4658 Před 5 lety +102

      Gavin Wells where did you get that from this comment? and why are you so hateful?

    • @gavinwells6911
      @gavinwells6911 Před 5 lety +4

      @@gomezmaidelyn4658 the world of adults is not liberal youngin, I wrote a paper in freshman year about how being liberal and accepting most if not all new liberal ideas was moving forward and being conservative was for old men in the past, nothing could be further from the truth liberals are brainwashers, you dont have to accept anything that you just don't, God is real and politics are mostly controlled by liberal demons actual demons

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Před 5 lety +14

      This attacked me lmao

  • @jonnyd8399
    @jonnyd8399 Před 4 lety +766

    I love that she is wearing a red hoodie over another red hoodie in-front of a red background.

  • @cabbage8189
    @cabbage8189 Před 4 lety +1531

    “I only watch lesbian porn now because it’s the only true art form we have left.” I want that on a shirt

    • @WillyWanka
      @WillyWanka Před 4 lety +9

      I don't get it

    • @kjhasjd
      @kjhasjd Před 4 lety +2

      I can make it happen, if you truly want it! The quote on a shirt.

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 Před 4 lety

      Hey girl, I can also get that on a shirt. But what r u willing to do for it?

    • @winku23
      @winku23 Před 4 lety

      Me too Claire

    • @winku23
      @winku23 Před 4 lety +4

      I also watch lesbian porn now because whenever I watch it I imagine in my mind having threesome sex

  • @licittofficial
    @licittofficial Před 5 lety +4523

    The "aaaaaah fuuuuuuck meeeeee" joke has been stuck in my head for like an hour hahahaha

    • @donvarsh7832
      @donvarsh7832 Před 5 lety +97

      Dude, she went super Saiyan I guess

    • @kristinmartin3540
      @kristinmartin3540 Před 5 lety +48

      Licitt it deserved way more laughs that shit was hilarious

    • @justjess-zl3pm
      @justjess-zl3pm Před 5 lety +10

      It wasn't a good joke for me. Eh. Win some lose some.

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 Před 5 lety +29

      She really REALLY shouldn't have done it a second time for the Honda Civic thing. I'd bet thousands that everyone in the audience already got it. It's bad to labor a point/punchline. You might as well stand there and start explaining why the joke is funny. Just cringe. Everything else was great though.

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea Před 5 lety +5

      I couldn’t stop laughing for a good minute

  • @Lara-pu6hd
    @Lara-pu6hd Před 5 lety +4353

    I actually love her voice. She can sing very well too.

    • @awalldance
      @awalldance Před 5 lety +68

      Right I was like how did they not cheer for her

    • @jesseef26
      @jesseef26 Před 5 lety +48

      Ya that's actually insanely fucking impressive I'm seriously envious

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 Před 5 lety +1

      Tbh

    • @nothanks6039
      @nothanks6039 Před 5 lety +3

      ...are you mental?

    • @icyaria
      @icyaria Před 5 lety +10

      @@nothanks6039 wtf?

  • @dormetheus
    @dormetheus Před 3 lety +337

    The "same goes for butt stuff" joke just whooshed the whole crowd somehow. One of the best jokes on here!

    • @lilruse
      @lilruse Před 3 lety +7

      Unfunny and poor delivery

    • @dormetheus
      @dormetheus Před 3 lety +17

      @@lilruse disagree

    • @ml.9746
      @ml.9746 Před 3 lety +2

      There were jokes?

    • @dormetheus
      @dormetheus Před 3 lety +10

      @@ml.9746 yeah, were you not listening?

    • @jambajoby32
      @jambajoby32 Před 2 lety

      Hahahaha it’s a defense mechanism

  • @cidasanctus3373
    @cidasanctus3373 Před 4 lety +675

    "Pornstar or suped up Honda Civic"
    Sounded like she was going Super Saiyan tbh

    • @Jett-King
      @Jett-King Před 4 lety

      It didn't tho

    • @cidasanctus3373
      @cidasanctus3373 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Jett-King what was the point of making this comment

    • @romansenyszyn6414
      @romansenyszyn6414 Před 4 lety +9

      Don’t be hatin on the saiyans or how she almost sounded like one

    • @DipThapa
      @DipThapa Před 4 lety +9

      Same thing went through my mind too. O.o glad I'm not alone.

    • @shiifra
      @shiifra Před 4 lety +1

      I thought a plane was taking off

  • @crumbsies
    @crumbsies Před 5 lety +3955

    “He said you’re so wet. And I’m like this has nothing to do with you.” 😂😂 I’m dead. She’s hilarious.. loved every second of it.

    • @gianni.santi.
      @gianni.santi. Před 5 lety +55

      I felt attacked by that. My male ego is tragically hurt.
      That was hella funny though.

    • @sandzoneblox9816
      @sandzoneblox9816 Před 5 lety +5

      U guys are high. Everyone knows women aren’t funny

    • @Remi_Lin
      @Remi_Lin Před 5 lety +50

      Que the triggered guys in the replies

    • @jrivera018
      @jrivera018 Před 5 lety +15

      Every woman comedian has to for some reason bring up sexual jokes because who the hell knows why. It’s predictable with every woman comedian.

    • @rayasred
      @rayasred Před 5 lety

      I love the name chewy smh

  • @pj2.037
    @pj2.037 Před 5 lety +4236

    i know some of her jokes didn’t go over so well with the crowd but i thought they were funny sooo

    • @SparePartsBud
      @SparePartsBud Před 5 lety +81

      Crowd was definitely shitty that night. I've seen her get way better reactions to similar and the same jokes.

    • @theEnt-1
      @theEnt-1 Před 5 lety

      @@SparePartsBud Your a comedian?

    • @sMASHsound
      @sMASHsound Před 5 lety +1

      its the voice... she was amazing.

    • @TheBiggerDavo
      @TheBiggerDavo Před 4 lety +1

      I see this comment for a lot of unfunny lady comedians

    • @Shinigami344
      @Shinigami344 Před 4 lety +3

      @@TheBiggerDavo yikes

  • @Caroline28483
    @Caroline28483 Před 3 lety +173

    "That's my time. Thanks, bye."
    This audience didn't deserve her

  • @greeneyedspick
    @greeneyedspick Před 3 lety +330

    I just googled “how to tell if a crowd sucks” ... google said “if you’re looking this up they probably already do”

    • @j.b.7133
      @j.b.7133 Před 3 lety +8

      That doesn't work here at all. Nice try though.

    • @Opomax
      @Opomax Před 3 lety +5

      Awfully unfunny

    • @weary_traveller111
      @weary_traveller111 Před 3 lety +4

      Not entirely the crowd's fault. Her material is good but delivery is too fast, audience don't get enough time for the punchline to hit

  • @Meanbomb
    @Meanbomb Před 5 lety +1941

    NO ONE LAUGHED AT THE HAIRY BUTT HOLE JOKE. WTH?

    • @logen7008
      @logen7008 Před 5 lety +42

      I was so surprised when nobody laughed 😭

    • @Assassins6688
      @Assassins6688 Před 5 lety +16

      People don't know about the butthole hair, so it's kinda odd

    • @cend2362
      @cend2362 Před 5 lety +16

      she said it too soon i think

    • @asunduko1
      @asunduko1 Před 5 lety +34

      The delivery on that one was not the best . May be if she wondered out loud why unshaved pits are a turn off and can be used by women as a defense mechanism to ward off unwanted attention, the hairy butt doesn't do the trick to stop the uninvited finger.

    • @cristhelivingradio1400
      @cristhelivingradio1400 Před 5 lety +6

      Destiny Dragoo hairy buttholes are always funny

  • @sunshine6997
    @sunshine6997 Před 5 lety +1950

    Lmao why does she remind me of Jade from Victorious..,

    • @fins4586
      @fins4586 Před 5 lety +3

      sunshine6997 yes!

    • @licittofficial
      @licittofficial Před 5 lety +19

      Bruh, Elizabeth Gillies is a babe

    • @lizmariediaz8062
      @lizmariediaz8062 Před 5 lety +13

      NO! Just no. Jade was sarcastic and sassy and bitchy and slightly evil in the best of ways . Nothing like this chick

    • @alfie6441
      @alfie6441 Před 5 lety +2

      They speak similar

    • @SheedChooseMe
      @SheedChooseMe Před 5 lety +2

      Sounds like Mindy from Drake and Josh

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Před 3 lety +74

    I'm glad she's not a 911 operator. Every caller would be thinking "Does she even care that I'm shot?"
    (Best of luck, and continued success)

    • @j.b.7133
      @j.b.7133 Před 3 lety +5

      This comment was funnier than this whole video

    • @rogercolon619
      @rogercolon619 Před 3 lety

      @@j.b.7133 Sad to say , this is true lol

    • @j.b.7133
      @j.b.7133 Před 3 lety

      @@rogercolon619 yup, but we’re “toxic men” for pointing out that women like this^ suck.
      Genetalia aside, bad comics are bad.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 Před 3 lety +1

      Jo Po does not deserve this! They didn't post for you to make snarky remarks. Just pointing out the obvious. An Observational Comic!

  • @bearshunnypot302
    @bearshunnypot302 Před 4 lety +158

    Finally, some accurate bisexual representation.

  • @gamernotvalid9452
    @gamernotvalid9452 Před 5 lety +703

    BUT GIRL'S GOT LUNGS THOUGH

  • @alexvndead9915
    @alexvndead9915 Před 5 lety +1228

    My safe word is “in a criminal justice system” 😂💀

  • @jamesfallmusic
    @jamesfallmusic Před 2 lety +44

    she is SO FUNNY!!! the crowd is not doing her justice at all, she deserved so many more laughs

    • @Oogidahboogidah
      @Oogidahboogidah Před rokem

      For those philosophy/debate students out there, this is an excellent real world example of someone “begging the question”

  • @kashgarinn
    @kashgarinn Před 3 lety +33

    The tremble in her hand at the Bobby thing makes me wonder if that wasn’t a real fuckup ‘forgetting’ to switch names.
    If it was, and most of the shit she said was true, then she’s going places because talking about difficult things and seeing the humour in it is gold. Solid standup, good luck to her in her career.

  • @Officialencode
    @Officialencode Před 5 lety +1927

    IM MAD CAUSE THIS CROWD IS UNDESERVING!! SHE IS HILARIOUS!

    • @terishal775
      @terishal775 Před 5 lety +19

      Except for those two guys who are laughing at every line

    • @jrivera018
      @jrivera018 Před 5 lety +26

      I don’t think the entire crowd got together and all agreed on not laughing at her jokes. She’s not funny

    • @LettuceBunnies
      @LettuceBunnies Před 5 lety +7

      @@jrivera018 exactly

    • @happydays8171
      @happydays8171 Před 5 lety +4

      /encode
      I enjoyed her, can't help but wonder if there was laugh tracks added. Didn't see anyone laughing, or too enthused in the mirror behind her, but I laughed, and that's all that matters to me.

    • @spencerharrison5393
      @spencerharrison5393 Před 5 lety +13

      She’s not even remotely funny

  • @jackb5697
    @jackb5697 Před 5 lety +1606

    “How many facts do you know about trains?” Killed me

    • @galaxiamiller8631
      @galaxiamiller8631 Před 5 lety +8

      Jack B I FUCKING DIED

    • @gauravmugutrao5277
      @gauravmugutrao5277 Před 5 lety +8

      I dir not get that joke please explain

    • @turbulentbeauty
      @turbulentbeauty Před 5 lety +53

      @@gauravmugutrao5277 a stereoptyical interest for Autistic/Aspergers guys. So she is implying if they know a lot of facts they may be on the spectrum, and she'll feel safer.

    • @gauravmugutrao5277
      @gauravmugutrao5277 Před 5 lety +5

      @@turbulentbeauty wow, now I got it!!! 😬

    • @gauravmugutrao5277
      @gauravmugutrao5277 Před 5 lety +5

      @@turbulentbeauty thank you!

  • @wolf-ranger
    @wolf-ranger Před 3 lety +49

    So much potential.
    I felt like I should be laughing more than I was.
    I bet she makes it big in the next 5 years.

    • @Lleanlleawrg
      @Lleanlleawrg Před 2 lety +2

      I agree. The set wasn't that good, but I think there was a lot of potential. She has that way of spotting some absurdities in daily life, joking about the relatable, pushing buttons, being a character, and structuring her set so things tie together somewhat.
      The jokes were alright, a few might even be good, but I think the timing was bad, and I think some well-placed digressions could break up the monotony I felt at times.
      Every comedian who made it big had to work hard at it, and when you see early tapes of the ones I like now, they were similarly struggling to find their stride.
      I definitely think she can become a big name if she sticks with it, and keeps polishing her approach.

  • @thefandomfish3071
    @thefandomfish3071 Před 3 lety +11

    when she was singing i was like “oh no, please stop,” not because she was bad, but because it reminded me that i also sing at times when i am not supposed to and it’s awkward for everyone except myself... until i realize it later alone in my room when i’m trying to go to sleep and all of my embarrassing moments from the day come back to haunt me

  • @haleyraegregg3845
    @haleyraegregg3845 Před 5 lety +715

    “This car is for camping and eating other women out”

  • @thatgirlwiththespiders
    @thatgirlwiththespiders Před 5 lety +717

    She was way too funny for that crowd

    • @sk1fgreen591
      @sk1fgreen591 Před 4 lety +2

      Brain damaged much?

    • @jjj87484
      @jjj87484 Před 4 lety +5

      Pretty sure the crowd wasn't the problem, I'm on team Brain Damaged. Because, ya know, I don't think of brain damaged people as lesser than me and use it as an insult. Just call a spade a spade, or an idiot an idiot.
      Idiot.

    • @Redskies453
      @Redskies453 Před 4 lety +5

      @@jjj87484 Idiot is an old medical term for a mentally handicapped person. The irony of your comment/insult is staggering.

    • @jjj87484
      @jjj87484 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Redskies453 Words are used based on their definitions, not their etymology. Hence the definition of etymology. Now I'm just being redundant. Idiots.
      You really should learn how English functions instead of pretending to be smart. It might help the ol' logic center in your brain.

    • @jjj87484
      @jjj87484 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Redskies453 Oh, and welcome to the 21st century. Medical terms and irony have updated since the dawn of the microchip.

  • @cranksquid5185
    @cranksquid5185 Před 4 lety +532

    i feel like she wasn't appreciated as much as she should have been

    • @j.b.7133
      @j.b.7133 Před 3 lety +2

      @citizenxgen Yeah I am not impressed. Hyped by Rogan = s O fU N nY

    • @X3MAntics
      @X3MAntics Před 3 lety +10

      She's pretty funny. Anyone who says otherwise is entitled to their wrong opinion.
      Definitely horrible crowd.

    • @markeugene1293
      @markeugene1293 Před 3 lety +3

      Kinda a bad crowd tbh

  • @TomGeorgin
    @TomGeorgin Před 4 lety +15

    The "I keep on falling" got me, I gotta admit. I wasn't ready for that.

  • @Myunsolicitedthoughts
    @Myunsolicitedthoughts Před 5 lety +1066

    Her Honda Civic joke was incredible underrated🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thisisntsergio1352
      @thisisntsergio1352 Před 4 lety +11

      It was pretty fucking good.
      Source: Honda kid

    • @TheAzynder
      @TheAzynder Před 4 lety +2

      @Barrier Boy It was the only amusing part in the video and then she ruined it.

    • @drivewaystar6485
      @drivewaystar6485 Před 4 lety +1

      Holy shit shes talking about hitting vtec

    • @ethanjobson3879
      @ethanjobson3879 Před 3 lety +1

      She had more good jokes in this ten minutes than a lot of comedians will in an hour long special.

  • @dapken
    @dapken Před 5 lety +3421

    "Leave the bush because it's a power move." As a guy I appreciate it.

    • @bighoodie4315
      @bighoodie4315 Před 4 lety +174

      Big Dick energy at it's finest

    • @hotdogseven9589
      @hotdogseven9589 Před 4 lety +58

      Alpha aura

    • @atomic.universe
      @atomic.universe Před 4 lety +183

      @@bighoodie4315 Thick Clit Energy

    • @drewbiddle6517
      @drewbiddle6517 Před 4 lety +168

      If ur a grown man and want a bald pussy, I kinda want to call Chris Hansen tbh

    • @N199822
      @N199822 Před 4 lety +84

      @@drewbiddle6517 I totally agree with you, but recently we had a discussion with my friend, and his point was, "I love clean shaven girls since i can eat them out properly", and I had nothing to answer (。ŏ﹏ŏ)

  • @Inci_de
    @Inci_de Před 4 lety +73

    This one man is having the time of his life 😆

  • @memesaremylifeline6723
    @memesaremylifeline6723 Před 4 lety +122

    "Hey how many facts do you know about trains?"

    • @jakemercier2436
      @jakemercier2436 Před 4 lety +6

      I died

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 Před 4 lety +5

      Most trains have massive heaters to dissipate energy when using the motors to slow down when on a slope, the tires on most train wheels need to be heated in order to install or remove them, many trains dispense sand in front of the wheels to improve traction, most railroad spikes have an unusually high copper content to reduce corrosion, most rail clips are made from a Chinese alloy that is simmilar to 1060. That's about as much as I can think of at the moment but I probably know more.

    • @memesaremylifeline6723
      @memesaremylifeline6723 Před 4 lety +1

      @@garethbaus5471 nice train fact thanks

    • @heythere6983
      @heythere6983 Před 3 lety

      So you’re autistic ya

    • @josueramirez1521
      @josueramirez1521 Před 3 lety +1

      The crowd gave her no love smh sad

  • @walkingwounded3824
    @walkingwounded3824 Před 5 lety +1006

    She is so original, very funny! Better crowd would have been awesome.

    • @leemrico8003
      @leemrico8003 Před 4 lety +24

      @Miles Davidson can you stfu? you comment on everybody who thinks she is funny and say that they are Delusional. just bc you dont think she is funny does not mean that other people can think she is funny. if you are so funny, go on a stage and do it yourself.

    • @sk1fgreen591
      @sk1fgreen591 Před 4 lety +8

      How is she original? Mostly gross too

    • @liamc1102
      @liamc1102 Před 4 lety +3

      The crowd was fine though.

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi Před 4 lety +4

      @@sk1fgreen591 buddy, have you been to the internet?

    • @buckbundy8642
      @buckbundy8642 Před 3 lety +2

      AsketchySkater yea... but she’s not funny.

  • @artkid3432
    @artkid3432 Před 5 lety +737

    i really wanna be friends with her, she totally had my same sense of humor, i love her

    • @j.b.lickums4032
      @j.b.lickums4032 Před 5 lety +2

      As a middle age man who loves woman more than men , I also know that women are smarter than men. (LOVE that song by GD) Bachelor life is the path I've been on.i think marriage is not very practical. All my best friends are girls. Some go back 5 to 20 years,even a couple from grade school I love them all. Save all their cards and letters we love each other genuinely. I love my alone time also,with my music,a smiling dog and a warm fire .just don't think marriage is my thing I'm happy and grateful best of all I can feel their love when I'm alone that said I make love to them all differently. One thing I do with all 4 of them BTW I only see them one at a time and they know of the others we worked it out .they don't want to know each other. Maturity is a wonderful thing. Too bad it's so rare. (Some woman my age have all the patience and maturity of a hormone raged 8th grader.sorry if I offended we all make love differently and I love the individual passion. The only thing I do the same with them all is to involve all 5 senses. We really enjoy it.thats the only thing I do the same with them all. But what is bothering me about this standup when she referred to the word discharge being so uncomfortable. I have two loves who are squirters and I feel like a lucky man cause I reeeaaaaally love it. My lover loves it to I can tell after these years,I think it's a thing of beauty. The 2 who don't squirt get plenty wet and I am positive she is very comfortable. I have been best friends with my loves for years now and I assure you I don't get what this comic is talking about. BTW I'm not a manhoe.been with my loves for many years now and I and they are very happy in life :)

    • @SmarterTebya
      @SmarterTebya Před 5 lety +10

      @@j.b.lickums4032 nobody gives a shit, you little pathetic middle aged turd.

    • @dafnenavarro3598
      @dafnenavarro3598 Před 5 lety +2

      same

    • @dennisritchie7103
      @dennisritchie7103 Před 5 lety +5

      @@j.b.lickums4032 Whats it like living the life of an asskisser? There's a difference between respecting women and worshiping. Try not sounding like such a creep.

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops Před 5 lety +3

      ​@@j.b.lickums4032 Your post look a lot like a dating site profile. Out recruiting EH?

  • @ianmai1481
    @ianmai1481 Před 4 lety +19

    I've been watching standup since I was a kid. It's something I've wanted to but too scared.She is right at the cusp of true greatness. A tiny bit of timing and use relevant jokes to the masses. I get the toe thing but not a lot do. Hope she keeps this up!!!!

  • @whiteknightcat
    @whiteknightcat Před 4 lety +41

    "How many facts do you know about trains?"
    I guess she'll be crashing at my place then.

  • @Shy--Tsunami
    @Shy--Tsunami Před 5 lety +1418

    Dude I think she is the female version of Pete Davidson

  • @natashac.boorom8189
    @natashac.boorom8189 Před 5 lety +69

    I love that she mentions sleeping with her dad as a kid. The more we normalize healthy physical father daughter interactions, the further we come as a society in combating inappropriate i.e. abusive behaviour . Bravo Ms. Macofsky !!!

  • @alexstoakes7916
    @alexstoakes7916 Před 4 lety +39

    My safe word is "In a criminal justice system..." lmfao

  • @josephw2905
    @josephw2905 Před 4 lety +39

    "I've never stubbed my toe and thought 'thank God I didn't shave'" 😂 oh my gosh she's a riot. Lame crowd!

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Před 5 lety +852

    Is it really that cold in there?

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb Před 5 lety +2

      She's uhh....not gonna be with men long...that's what that is...which is fine...

    • @rhiannonsparling2915
      @rhiannonsparling2915 Před 5 lety +14

      no lol seems like she is comfortable in front of a crowd with a jacket on. imagine that (-,:

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb Před 5 lety

      Frankie that's what I meant.

    • @trenvert123
      @trenvert123 Před 5 lety +9

      @Frankie P. Didn't she say she's bisexual?

  • @kevrev0
    @kevrev0 Před 5 lety +746

    Sounds like she's trying to go super saiyan

    • @andrelli82
      @andrelli82 Před 5 lety +10

      I was hoping for that to be the punchline, to just be yelling kameya :-)

    • @epothos1
      @epothos1 Před 5 lety +1

      I didn’t see your comment and said the same thing

    • @basetsanam1876
      @basetsanam1876 Před 5 lety

      Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂

    • @romansenyszyn6414
      @romansenyszyn6414 Před 4 lety

      kevrev0 over 9,000

  • @gavin7177
    @gavin7177 Před 3 lety +362

    Who's here because of JRE

    • @jamm356
      @jamm356 Před 3 lety +23

      yup all that hype and nothing funny

    • @cristhianmorales9175
      @cristhianmorales9175 Před 3 lety

      Everyone lol

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 Před 3 lety +7

      If she has a child, her child would be here on this planet because of...
      wait for it...
      JRE. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.

    • @thechum9653
      @thechum9653 Před 3 lety +3

      jamm356 frfr thought she would acually be funny

    • @tristanmurphybc
      @tristanmurphybc Před 3 lety +7

      Definitely come b/c of jre and this 8s typical barely funny comedy. Maybe she's better live but I didnt laugh once...sad

  • @s.d.2042
    @s.d.2042 Před 4 lety +17

    I love how honest she is, hilarious 💀

  • @amirawhite3218
    @amirawhite3218 Před 5 lety +121

    "This sounds like the beginning of a dateline episode but I love date line" 😂😂

  • @NargisKhan-jw2lz
    @NargisKhan-jw2lz Před 5 lety +660

    "I leave the bush cause it's a power move" hahahha giiirrrl

    • @snehasahu3561
      @snehasahu3561 Před 4 lety +2

      Why is it so?

    • @darkfeather6857
      @darkfeather6857 Před 4 lety +3

      @@snehasahu3561 I didn't get that either...but I don't fuck women so maybe that's why.

  • @r520jr8
    @r520jr8 Před 3 lety +9

    “The suped up Honda Civic” joke is genuinely quite funny

  • @Zundzer
    @Zundzer Před 4 lety +21

    3:02 she sounds like she’s powering up in Dragonball LMAO

  • @TheMasoud100
    @TheMasoud100 Před 5 lety +468

    I think women find the Sex jokes more funny than guys, she is good, her style is definitely different. Looking forward to see more of her.

    • @missundies
      @missundies Před 5 lety +19

      Yeah, relatable stuff is usually pretty funny, I can totally see that most guys hesitates whether to laugh at a joke about vaginal discharge or not (tip: do it).

    • @KCannaQueen
      @KCannaQueen Před 4 lety +16

      Because we go through most of the sexual harassment so we now find the relatability to be hilarious

    • @asimpson164
      @asimpson164 Před 4 lety +13

      Men start hearing sex jokes at birth and it never stops so we are just used to it. Stand-up comedy hasn't been as accessible and relatable to all women, the greatest female comedians have almost exclusively been lesbians until recently. Lesbian sex jokes target a much smaller crowd. For as much hate as Amy Schumer gets, she did open a lot of doors for female comics.

    • @aspaceproductions
      @aspaceproductions Před 4 lety +8

      Because a lot of female comics do the same cliche "gross out" sex jokes. Idk how man times I've heard a female comics talk about female bodily fluids and say "I bet men think this is gross" or a weird incest joke about their dad.

    • @GeekedOutNeckbeard
      @GeekedOutNeckbeard Před 4 lety +1

      @@asimpson164 she gets hate, not because of her stand-up, but because of how much jokes she has stolen over the years without crediting the original.
      While this isn't abnormal for a comic to have a joke or 2 similar to another. But to have consistently stealing jokes from tons of comedians..?
      That's where the hate rolls in. She's a shit stain. I don't think she opened any of the doors, since thanks to her most women get viewed as unfunny lol.

  • @kalliebrandon8646
    @kalliebrandon8646 Před 5 lety +100

    The giggling guy in the audience is making me laugh just as much as she is. 😂

  • @davedanger9839
    @davedanger9839 Před 4 lety +6

    First time seeing Ali and I definitely appreciate her style and delivery. I look forward to seeing her more often.

  • @vickiignaszak5041
    @vickiignaszak5041 Před 4 lety +118

    "Who thought I was a lesbian?" I mean I might've if you didn't have shives on the ends of your fingers but

    • @plunksong
      @plunksong Před 4 lety +8

      Vicki Ignaszak i knew she wasn't when she called it "lesbian porn"

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar Před 3 lety +3

      @@plunksong what else would you call it?

    • @katitax508
      @katitax508 Před 3 lety +11

      Fuck, I’m bi and I have long ass nails, do girls think I’m straight??

    • @ninja_tony
      @ninja_tony Před 3 lety

      @@plunksong idiot

  • @epruitt44
    @epruitt44 Před 5 lety +393

    I left the bush because its a power move 🤣

    • @anayasa6103
      @anayasa6103 Před 5 lety +2

      I didn't understand pls tell what does it mean

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood Před 5 lety +5

      anonymous me oh honey...

    • @anayasa6103
      @anayasa6103 Před 5 lety +1

      Jacqueline Underwood actually I got it .....seriously now I feel really stupid

    • @homesweethome8964
      @homesweethome8964 Před 5 lety +1

      Emily Pruitt hey I didn't get it. could you please tell me what it meant .. 😬😬

    • @anayasa6103
      @anayasa6103 Před 5 lety +1

      Home Sweet Home are you a girl ? If so you should know what’s a bush in girls

  • @tonywhitburn
    @tonywhitburn Před 5 lety +997

    “My safe word is: in the criminal justice sistem...”
    Jesus, how didn’t the audience explode with that?😂

    • @Cami-ls1ki
      @Cami-ls1ki Před 5 lety +2

      Tony Whitburn omg pls explain this joke to me I honestly don’t get it

    • @tonywhitburn
      @tonywhitburn Před 5 lety +44

      @@Cami-ls1ki That's the opening for Law & Order SVU. If you haven't seen the show, it's about a task force solving sexual crimes.

    • @Cami-ls1ki
      @Cami-ls1ki Před 5 lety

      Tony Whitburn oh ok thanks for explaining imao

    • @infidelheretic923
      @infidelheretic923 Před 5 lety +6

      Because it was only mildly funny 🤷‍♂️

    • @Jack_Ss
      @Jack_Ss Před 4 lety +6

      It’s not funny

  • @thunderstar254
    @thunderstar254 Před 4 lety +7

    Ali's mom vicariously made me laugh more than Ali did throughout her whole set.

  • @Heyheyhaleyd
    @Heyheyhaleyd Před 4 lety +4

    The train joke hit close to home & was hilarious!!

  • @naj5999
    @naj5999 Před 5 lety +137

    Wearing a winter coat on stage has to be super hot. Those lights add about 30 degrees to the room temp.

  • @daviddemar8749
    @daviddemar8749 Před 5 lety +173

    I thought her material was terrific
    The crowd sucked so she didn't have the crowd's energy to absorb/play off of. I'm will look to see if there is more of her sets on YT

    • @vixen1173
      @vixen1173 Před 4 lety +1

      she has a podcast on CZcams

    • @_Common_Logic_
      @_Common_Logic_ Před 4 lety +1

      "Crowds" don't really suck when you think about it... The likelihood of 200 strangers being of the same mindset is just not there. The best material in the world won't help people like you or me if we aren't talented enough to rope in a group of people as an actual "trained" comedian does. Guys like Ron White amaze me when they literally bust up an audience with a silent moment... NO funny face... No joke... just a professionally placed pause with real comedic delivery.
      Her material WAS decent... but she wasn't able to relate to the audience or pull them in. That's what separates the greats from people like us telling a really good joke or two.
      *Edit:* I just noticed your comment was a year ago... I guess comedic *timing* isn't my only issue. ;-)

  • @desireer6915
    @desireer6915 Před 3 lety +11

    She's so funny, this crowd is tough!

  • @prstation1363
    @prstation1363 Před 4 lety +16

    " you can't do that you could be in serious trouble- it's in God's hands now" ...died

  • @haybeeilan3066
    @haybeeilan3066 Před 5 lety +350

    The crowd was horrible. I've heard landscaping rocks laugh more at my knock knock jokes

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 Před 4 lety +8

      Miles Davidson idk man I find her funny

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn Před 4 lety +3

      i know ugh jesus christ

    • @burkles4456
      @burkles4456 Před 4 lety +2

      Miles Davidson vocal minorities.

    • @SavvyMuhon
      @SavvyMuhon Před 4 lety +2

      Miles Davidson
      Is it because she’s a girl that you don’t?

    • @Delihlah
      @Delihlah Před 4 lety +2

      @Miles Davidson I like her humor 🤷

  • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea

    The Subaru joke deserved more laughs

  • @Tcard253
    @Tcard253 Před 3 lety +9

    “I was watching lesbian porn and now all my Facebook ads are from the WNBA” 😂

  • @brynnekundrick940
    @brynnekundrick940 Před 4 lety +12

    "I drive a Subaru, do you know how gay that is", good shit right there

  • @thapelonare9930
    @thapelonare9930 Před 5 lety +222

    So many people whining about comments I can’t find

    • @stevenduece2041
      @stevenduece2041 Před 5 lety +2

      Same

    • @howardfortyfive9676
      @howardfortyfive9676 Před 5 lety +1

      No doubt they are of the perpetually offended.... Screwem! *MAGA WWG1 WGA TRUMP 2020 YEHAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @themadcat5288
      @themadcat5288 Před 4 lety +7

      @Miles Davidson Too bad that's subjective and the majority find her funny, what are you complaining about?Move on, find another comedian you might like instead of bitching about it.

  • @armaanislam8553
    @armaanislam8553 Před 5 lety +498

    That's gonna be Billie eillish in another 15 years if she stops making dope ass songs

    • @dogmosatchmo
      @dogmosatchmo Před 5 lety +24

      This would be Billie Eilish now, if she was never discovered, marketed, and designed to pander to Autistic millenials, who clearly have no idea what a dope ass song is.

    • @oof1023
      @oof1023 Před 5 lety +6

      No Billie would be retired plus Billie isn’t funny in that way she isn’t a comedian

    • @f1reguy587
      @f1reguy587 Před 5 lety +4

      Do you wanna end yourself? She’s such a waste of air time in a haze of crap competition. You guys buying into this music need to say no and see if something good can be made. Currently I think sheep are better characters than the current meta of people.

    • @0The_Farlander0
      @0The_Farlander0 Před 5 lety

      So you mean now, then?

    • @oof1023
      @oof1023 Před 5 lety +4

      Dogmo Satchmo no billie would be in high school now getting her education not stand up

  • @Saybleu
    @Saybleu Před 4 lety +30

    My first hearing of her. She'll work. She'll get gigs. When a comedian is funny, that comedian will catch on and eventually we'll see her on Netflix. 👍 Go Ali

  • @MidwestDankAlumni
    @MidwestDankAlumni Před 4 lety +7

    Subaru actually ran an ad saying "we're just made that way"

  • @limbokid
    @limbokid Před 5 lety +734

    hey this is way better than Amy schumer

    • @Blazecoyote
      @Blazecoyote Před 5 lety +3

      yeah

    • @FabricatedUniverse
      @FabricatedUniverse Před 5 lety +11

      limbokid that saying much?

    • @3letterox
      @3letterox Před 5 lety +26

      we're just comparing every female standup with blonde hair now? Thats the bar? the color of their hair

    • @FizzyCape
      @FizzyCape Před 5 lety +6

      limbokid that’s not much of an accomplishment

    • @MonstaMunch101
      @MonstaMunch101 Před 5 lety +6

      Both just use generic jokes about their vaginas, it's old and tired (like their vaginas).

  • @mr.wizard2974
    @mr.wizard2974 Před 5 lety +230

    Its "Daria"!

  • @brentlady39
    @brentlady39 Před 3 lety +32

    This is a hilarious comedian who keeps working for a crowd who didnt appreciate how good she really is.

  • @RickRoseIsAwesome
    @RickRoseIsAwesome Před 4 lety +7

    I can listen to her talk for hours. She's a great entertainer and beautiful to boot.

  • @MrLightlike78
    @MrLightlike78 Před 5 lety +414

    I absolutely love dead pan

    • @seanc41556
      @seanc41556 Před 5 lety +4

      You don't know what deadpan is...

    • @MrLightlike78
      @MrLightlike78 Před 5 lety +1

      @@seanc41556 so dead pan isn't relaxing all four cheeks?

    • @destroytmusicagan2476
      @destroytmusicagan2476 Před 5 lety +3

      I'm pretty sure it's the comedy that sounds lack luster, unenthusiastic and sarcastic but is funny to boring people if I'm not mistaken. I'm not tryna be funny either (no pun intended) or mean spirited that's my understanding of it. Correct me if I'm wrong.
      Edit: I find this kind of comedy funny aswell.

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 Před 5 lety +9

      Deadpan is when you say something that's obviously untrue and ridiculous but you say it with the regular tone of voice, like your normal speaking voice. No sarcastic tone or "bu dum tss" kind of delivery. That being said, I din't think she used a lot of deadpan but I can see how someone would mistake it for deadpan

    • @felixaugustine7010
      @felixaugustine7010 Před 5 lety

      Overrated

  • @hastur758
    @hastur758 Před 5 lety +112

    Audience was so lackluster. Great set though.

  • @slendykidslenderkid3185
    @slendykidslenderkid3185 Před 4 lety +1

    i've been waiting for another video for so looong!

  • @pumpituppowell
    @pumpituppowell Před 4 lety

    I watch a lot of comedy. Burr, Jeselnik, Norm, Nick the comedian, but this got me laughing out loud!

  • @rahulkochar5577
    @rahulkochar5577 Před 5 lety +168

    Yo the crowd was dead, half way through I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

    • @creepwalker
      @creepwalker Před 4 lety +2

      @Miles Davidson you really must hate your life to think that your hostile comments towards others without any reason is seen as a valuable opinion. 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

    • @creepwalker
      @creepwalker Před 4 lety

      @Miles Davidson Incorrect, as people that enjoy their life dont feel the need to verbally attack others for having a different opinion.
      It seems to me that you're frustrated and/or unsatisfied with your current situation.

    • @buckbundy8642
      @buckbundy8642 Před 3 lety

      Creep walker she tells porno and pussy jokes that are funny to middle schoolers and that’s about it. They can be funny but usually it just comes off as lazy. You’ve got to be drunk or 14 to find them funny.

    • @creepwalker
      @creepwalker Před 3 lety +1

      @@buckbundy8642 She made dumb jokes yes i agree but the guy didn't have to disagree with the original commenter by saying she has a lame sense of humor and calling her a liar for not sharing his opinion.
      Who is this guy that his opinion overthrows other people's opinion?
      Tbh i really dont care much for this discussion because it happend 7 months ago.

    • @buckbundy8642
      @buckbundy8642 Před 3 lety +1

      Creep walker don’t matter if it happened 7 months or 7 years ago. It’s online and always will be. Every time CZcams throws this up in people’s notifications you run the chance of people seeing your comments and engaging with you. So either delete them or learn to ignore it when people reply to you.

  • @corimireya3006
    @corimireya3006 Před 5 lety +88

    Hah I enjoy her dry humor

  • @gmintraining4597
    @gmintraining4597 Před 2 lety

    I was in tears for most of this segment, well done!!!

  • @shadygradyredZ
    @shadygradyredZ Před 4 lety +7

    When she was imitating how she comes like a Honda civic at first I was like IS she going super saiyan

  • @wormemc
    @wormemc Před 5 lety +406

    These comments are horrendous! She was pretty good, take care of your issues! Publishing your anger here does no one any good.

    • @abigailrose3439
      @abigailrose3439 Před 5 lety +6

      I see mostly positive comments

    • @googus7584
      @googus7584 Před 5 lety +1

      No one cares its the internet

    • @AvgJane19
      @AvgJane19 Před 5 lety +2

      @@googus7584 internet or irl, be a decent person. And, yes, people care.

    • @googus7584
      @googus7584 Před 5 lety +1

      @@AvgJane19 nobody does, its criticism and if you let it get to you that much dont quit your day job because being in the spotlight is not gonna be for you, sad that people get that distraught over someone elses thoughts

    • @itsnotme987
      @itsnotme987 Před 5 lety +2

      Clearly it bugs idiots like you

  • @erikaaberg8458
    @erikaaberg8458 Před 5 lety +953

    If you don’t find her act funny, scroll through the comments and laugh at all the grumpy men😂

    • @itsjustaridelife5345
      @itsjustaridelife5345 Před 5 lety +15

      Gawd I know that goes for any female comics.

    • @ppumpkin3282
      @ppumpkin3282 Před 5 lety +16

      So says uptight feminists.

    • @itsjustaridelife5345
      @itsjustaridelife5345 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol I agree with the tight part.

    • @itsjustaridelife5345
      @itsjustaridelife5345 Před 5 lety +13

      @@ppumpkin3282 you'd be the same way if you were female and tired of rape culture being a normal part of our society. Try empathy.

    • @themeanzone7571
      @themeanzone7571 Před 5 lety +4

      Its not grumpy its not relating to what shes talking about.

  • @sluttymacycheezboiiii
    @sluttymacycheezboiiii Před 2 lety +4

    her jokes were very fantastic and so clever the audience didn't grasp some of them.

  • @lowellupchurch1609
    @lowellupchurch1609 Před 3 lety

    "Sure" had me doubled over laughing. Wow. The inflection was perfect

  • @awkwardemperor
    @awkwardemperor Před 5 lety +10

    She's really funny in the most low key way, love this kind of comedians! 10/10

  • @blueskinblake9935
    @blueskinblake9935 Před 5 lety +110

    Ali had dreams of musical theater and aspiratons of Josie & the Pussycats as a little girl.

  • @robertc6343
    @robertc6343 Před 4 lety +2

    She’s so good. I didn’t want it to finish. Well done 👍🏼

  • @michealayoung3469
    @michealayoung3469 Před 3 lety +2

    I've had a kid and I'm currently pregnant. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.

  • @amelialeach9507
    @amelialeach9507 Před 5 lety +263

    Does she remind anyone else of Gina from B99??!

  • @LibraFee27
    @LibraFee27 Před 5 lety +31

    My safe word is “in the criminal justice system” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Danified1
    @Danified1 Před 4 lety +28

    7:22, best joke!
    My dad put a pillow between us when we shared the bed. Did he think I'd try and make a move? Also, did he think a pillow was gonna stop me? LOL

    • @damndoor3570
      @damndoor3570 Před 4 lety +7

      I heard Andrew Schultz use it. Not sure who said it first tho

  • @garitobee7541
    @garitobee7541 Před 3 lety +4

    Her voice and demeanor reminds me of Tig Notaro. They’re different comedy stylings, but the deadpan is reminiscent of each other.

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel Před 5 lety +20

    "No one wants to hear me be like "Oh yeah, sure" jokes on you Ali, some of it was pretty darn sexy

  • @bernardwallace435
    @bernardwallace435 Před 5 lety +3

    Ali is a great comic!
    For those who dont know, she was a regular on Kill Tony for a while.
    Its good to see/hear her still workin and stayin funny!

  • @officialWWM
    @officialWWM Před 2 lety +2

    She’s the funniest singer I’ve ever seen 😂

  • @remingtonwright6796
    @remingtonwright6796 Před 4 lety +1

    "I didn't have to say that, and then I just kept going" that every conversation I've ever had

  • @SailorOrbiter
    @SailorOrbiter Před 5 lety +23

    I have the opposite problem. I always sound serious, but I'm actually a VERY sarcastic person.

    • @countsolomon
      @countsolomon Před 4 lety +5

      Well, i am serious about my sarcasm, it never fails to confuse.

  • @katjames2545
    @katjames2545 Před 5 lety +7

    Saw her at a comedy club not too long ago. She was hilarious! The law and order part and the pillow joke killed me! 😂🤣😂 Also talked to her a bit afterward and she was really nice and funny even in conversation. :)

  • @BlueGlow26
    @BlueGlow26 Před 3 lety +4

    She doesn't make me laugh out loud, but she has good content and the personality 😄

  • @JennyH-yr1hj
    @JennyH-yr1hj Před 4 lety +1

    This comedy material is refreshing- nice to see someone who is like me 💁‍♀️