Nish Kumar faces a tough crowd at the Lord's Taverners December 2nd 2019
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- Hard day at the office for Nish as he faced a non-sympathetic partisan crowd.
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@Iain Sinfield
They pay till 75. Over 60 ain't even close
Maybe he will learn that comedians are supposed to tell jokes. There is more to telling a joke than saying "Orange man/ Boris bad!"
Funny as Jimmy Savile in an orphanage. And he often was. Thanks for that too, BBC
@steve hazard I've seen him live, he's funny as f***
@@inglesconalan5360 Teach me the ways of comedy, oh excellent one
"You shouldn't take credit for your ancestors fighting Nazis... But you should definitely feel guilty for them colonising India centuries before WW2"
Quite a convenient double standard Nish
A double standard regarding race is called being a racist.
@unitedwestand Who’s taking CREDIT for their ancestors’ SKILLS? There are people who are PROUD that their family helped Britain and her allies to rid Europe of the Nazi scourge in WW2. Is there any reason to think they SHOULDN’T be proud of that?
@@andylewis7360 Thank you for saving Europe from the Nazi scourge and letting the Soviet scourge butcher and rape my country.
@unitedwestand should you take then the blame of your great-grandfather if he was a murderer? What is being criticised here is the double standard.
Thank heavens.. cos those trains are still running..barely, but still running.
'You can't get rid of me that easily!'
*Gets rid of him that easily.*
Nice profile pic. You should Keep it.
@Madeleine Maje Nice head. Where's the body?
🙎🏼🙅🏼🗡👳🏾👳🏾👳🏾🕌
if only this was true in the broader context of British society
Fair play, this is the first time i’ve laughed at Nish Kumar.
Same
*at*
😂😂😂
Important distinction there is laughing AT Nish, rather than WITH him.
The second time was when he got sacked at the BBC.
"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Islington anymore"
In 5 years this will be up with canned laughter.
For when nish falls flat at his next gig, outside a wetherspoons
Here after his show got cancelled on the BBC.
He was thrown by 'tell us a joke'.
I think the fact he looks so confused about why he's failing so hard speaks volumes...
His defence was, as it was always going to be, race, and the evil British empire.
That was a joke, who calls themselves straight white male anyhow?
from another straight white male, before U.all gets all racist on me ass
I should explain thats another joke????? see a joke is designed to .. oh why bother,,,,
@@tonupharry allot of people like him do seriously describe them self as straight white males.
tonupharry fuck me was that English? Are you English?
Wait, so you think Britain where only ones who fought in ww2, your intelligence is rather fickle my fellow people.
@Pan-European Soviet Marxist-Leninist The “glory of World War Two” you refer to was to exhaust our entire nation fighting nazis to rid Europe of their oppression, and lose Britain’s preeminent position in the world in the process. I’m proud that my predecessors DID but that’s certainly not MY definition of Glory. And, so far as guilt is concerned, I am convinced that Britain’s positive influence on world history is a thousand times any negative influence it may have had. If you disagree then you’ll need proof.
Who ever threw the bread roll should be on the queen’s honours list
Should invite Nish to the Queen's garden party and throw expensive food at him so Her Majesty has a good laugh
A waste of a good bread roll.
They should have thrown the cutlery.
He's just told a mostly white audience that they have no claim to anything their ancestors did because they weren't born then, this is from the " comedian " that has made a career out of claiming that he is still suffering from Britain's colonial past, long before he was born. Its a double standard based on race and he is a racist.
its simpler than that, he's an arsehole who does not belong here.
Idiot can't see the contradiction. Lefties are so dumb.
Sad indictment of our education system, when people fail to understand how our colonial past continues to affect those from the regions our ancestors interfered with.
Rufus Chucklebutty - You cannot be racist against white people.
@@TheKenOhRaoh every race ever has colonized on this planet. SO if you want to cry about the more recent ones, we can cry about the others beforehand. It turns into childish ''You did it first'' games but hey, childish mindsets. This coming from an Irish man.
"You can't feel pride for what your ancestors did in WW2 (70 years ago)"
"You must feel shame for what your ancestors did in India (170 years ago)"
Nerthus It has to be cognitive dissonance.. it’s the only explanation
Nerthus lols
170 to 65 years
It's a fu##ing period not a a days work
Insult the audience , warm up, insult their forefathers,great start,stays on, like a child holding his breath , hilarious,gets pushed off for the raffle , priceless.
If this was a right wing "comedian" you'd be up here crying about how the audience violated his free speech
@@kalanaherath3076 if he was funny I would laugh with him despite his politics .l also never mentioned his political bias nor my own . First rule of comedy, know your audience.
He was visibly shocked that the audience didn’t buy into this Anglophobic/ white guilt tripe. Stick to ‘performing’ in Islington, son.
*_"Stick to performing in Islington" No, make that India or better still, Pakistan ..._*
Jane - - - 😳
Once a comedian starts berating the audience then you know that they are at the losing end.
Well I’m shocked....I never thought I’d live to see a ‘comedian’ that was LESS funny than Lenny Henry!
One of the best reactions he’s ever got from a audience
They all laughed at him when he said he wanted to be a comedian.Well they're not laughing now!
Thank you Bob Monkhouse!
That joke is as stale as the bread roll thrown.
@@bleghbleghinson That is the pinnacle of humour for lefty cretins.
@@MrWeAllAreOne Do you mind? I resemble that remark! :)
@@lescud1 Yes indeed! Great comic he was as well.
Love the way the guy in the red suit handled that , class act
Kumar removed from the safety of his insular little world, gets a dose of reality!
Sooo... we SHOULDN'T identify with our ancestors about winning WW2, but we certainly, definitely MUST identify with our ancestors about colonizing...?
Can we or can't we, pick one.
I am glad I wasn't the only one who picked up on that little bit of double think
Sargon said exactly the same thing today. Opinion theif
@Dex Saying they did nothing is a bit stupid, just not as much.
@@MrA71717 I hope you're being sarcastic.
Exactly, he's a racist , one rule for one race and another rule for his race.
Routines which poke fun at the audience can work, if done moderately and in a way that's genuinely funny. Nish's whole routine was to tell a bunch of "old, white, men" why they're politically incorrect, racist and harbour an incorrect world view and they saw straight through it. They weren't jokes, they were statements.
Completely agree, it is like that old thing of laughing with someone not at them. When Frankie Boyle is laying into someone they love it because that is what you expect at one of his gigs and I'm sure if they weren't into it he would go light on them and move onto someone else that was more up for it. Nish is just cringe in this clip.
I mean he had a point
Nish Kumar is an inspiration to aspiring comedians. No matter how unfunny you are, you can still make it.
You Conservatives are an inspiration to aspiring Hypocrites. No matter how much you whine about Free Speech you'll end up denying it to people you dislike
Only if you play the race card though
This is upsetting in many ways.
1. Charity event ruined for one man's ego
2. Unfunny 'non' comedy
3. Casual racism
Anyone got footage of them throwing the bread at him?
gimzod76 sadly it wasn’t a grenade😂
Go away CNN.
@unitedwestand "You use threats of violence . That is violence." In your socjus orwellian world with all the other brainwashed sheep by the MSM. But not the real one. There's still a few sane people left yet.
@unitedwestand lol must have got your knickers in a twist over my comment love
@unitedwestand A threat of violence is not violence, stop using words you don't understand. Room temperature IQ right here.
That’s how he handles hecklers by saying “you rude man”
FACTS
Maybe England should colonize London.
We can't be proud of our past achievements because 'we weren't alive' but we can be shamed and demonised because of past wrongdoings??
@unitedwestand shut up Student Grant .
unitedwestand The Dutch and Portuguese were mainly responsible for the enslavement of Indians under European colonialism. After that (statistically, not chronologically) it was the Muslims, to make them build the, rather epic, Bibi-Khanym mosque. Unless you're talking about black slaves, which his ancestors weren't and therefore is not what he is on about at all.
@unitedwestand I'm aware of the East India Company's proclivity for political destabilization, but you began your tirade on the subject of slavery.
@unitedwestand Calling somebody out on a misconception or error is not nitpicking. It would be if I was taking focus off of your main point, which was slavery, but if anything I'm narrowing the focus on it!
@unitedwestand I am not saying we did nothing but good but the railway, post Office, Telephone systems are all still running and what language are the books kept in after all this time? English schools are still highly sort after! So we only did bad?
"Don't do politics" The problem is that unfunny left wing political rubbish is the only jokes he knows.
Doesn't have plan B for a non-lefty audience. Only does racist rants
It's all any of the BBC "comedians" know.
Even shows like Mock The Week have been a cringe inducing Leftie wankfest for the last 10 years or so. Russell Howard's idea of clever comedy is to say "Margaret Thatcher!" a lot and pull silly faces like a 5 year old. It's almost like the 80's weren't nearly 40 years ago.
If comedians actually had balls and wanted to really be edgy, they'd take on the the Regressive Left and their stupid Marxist identity politics bullshit rather than bowing down to it.
A good comedian should read his audience. Telling an older audience that NONE of them were bombed in the war... was that the best he could do? Anyone who is 80+ as of now can remember the war! An absolute moron. ..... and the latest? supporting the racist in Cambridge University. Thank the Lord the silent majority don't fall for his shite.
Welcome to British comedy, fair play it takes a group of ageing Brits to make a stand.
you hit nail on the head. Endless political statements are not funny.
Approved BBC comedy 2019....which is why comedians are no longer funny, like this guy.!!!
@unitedwestand Have I Got News For You is pure cringe these days
@Anthony Bennett I'm betting you hate Trump and Johnson.
The BBC 'comedy' programs you've mentioned are utter shite.
You seem to be easily pleased, as long as it's on the left wing, biased, liberal BBC.
@ajax515 I did, and regret not doing so. I will put it right.
@Anthony Bennett My sincere apologies, a reply I posted was meant for unitedwestand, but was sent to you by mistake.
I am sorry for the error.
@unitedwestand you talk out of your left leaning arsehole comrade.
For a so called comedian Nish Kumar is about as funny as stage 4 bowel cancer.
He is about as funny as a dead fox by the road side.
He's less funny than my Mum's funeral
He hit rock bottom and then he started to dig !!
He can use that next time. I'll contact -his agent- him.
Thats when he got funny
The worst part about this is he thinks he went into an “uncomfortable white space” or a “hostile space” or and stood up to “white supremacy”.
6:30 You can't get rid of me
6:45 They get rid of him
He did it for free but the organizers still deserve a refund.
I don't care what his political views are, nor what the crowd's are for that matter; the man is about as funny as cot death.
And yet you used cot death as the punchline of your joke...
@@PavelKrypto Although it wasn't a joke, your comment is furthering my point.
@@TheForeverspiral So enlighten me, what reaction were you hoping for from readers of your comment? Stoic nodding? Calls of "Hear hear"? Face it, you were out to amuse. There's nothing wrong with that but in doing so you stepped on a hypocritical land mine.
@@PavelKrypto My intentions aside, being amused by the comparison of his humour to that of a tragedy, does not equate with finding a baby dying in its cot funny. There is nothing hypocritical whatsoever in what I said. You're evidently getting mixed up somewhere, and are making quite a fuss in the process.
Nish could make even cot death unfunny
"it's now time to draw the raffle", as he's pushing him off the stage. Hilarious.
Hearing someone say 'Blue 254....green, 715, that's green, 715' is probably a bit funnier than hearing Nish Kumar.
@@Londonfogey 🤣😂👍
The closing was hilarious. I wonder if he'll use that in his next act. 😂
The second an old rich white guy starts pressing your knuckle on a handshake it’s time to move on
Tell us a joke "I was going to" Tell us a joke "I was going to." No politics. "Well.... That's all I had."
Leftist screecher discovers real-life doesn't have block bots.
LOL the bloke at the end, thanking him before giving a passive aggressive push. BRILLIANT HAHAHA
Now that’s comedy.
calling the RACE CARD in 1, 2, 3 seconds...................
0:58
Usually, you are counting down in this context.
@unitedwestand In your haste to signal what a totally not racist and good person you are, you seemed to have missed the sarcasm in that comment.
@@Frocobo ikr 😂... He's been going around under almost every comment calling the commentor racist
@unitedwestand you seem to be making a number of comments about how all the non-racists simply ignore the comments that you're consistently replying to. What does this make you?
Shit goes down very different when you dont have a controlled left wing bbc audience eh nishar 😂😂😂😂
What's the betting that the blokes announcing the raffle prizes were funnier than the "comedian"??
No. sadly one of them was a virtue-signalling Radio 1 DJ who himself went into a mini tantrum about how embarrassed he was that the audience couldn't accept a different point of view, entirely oblivious to the irony that, we had, "a different point of view"
Betting closed and paid out.
No one is suggesting anyone accept a different point of view. Its unacceptable and embarrassing to boo at a comedian at an event like this, and throw things at him.As to the point about discourse- are you so sensitive that you cant handle another person making a joke which reflects a different view point to your own? Embarrassing
Pretty sure they weren't , although I'm also sure you would find Jim Davidson funny.
@@stanleyknif Oh that makes perfect sense (not).
Who else remembers this guy on Question Time pontificating about the McPherson report and berating anyone who dared question its assertions - and then panicking when Melanie Phillips asked him if he'd ever actually read it (which, of course, he hadn't) and responding to her question with petty ad hominem insults? Yep, he's the embodiment of the progressive left these days, alright.
I’ve got to be honest, as unfunny as Nish is I would pay good money to be in the audience at this event
His genuine disbelief that no one wanted him there was the funniest thing.
I can't believe that people didn't appreciate being called racists for being proud of beating the Nazis. He should go to India and do a gig taking the piss out of them and calling them stupid for being colonised.
@@WilfChadwick yeah, that's what he was saying...
He probably assumed someone did some basic research about him before hiring him.
WilfChadwick uhh what? When did he call anyone a racist for opposing the Nazis?
@@ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 he turned on the audience and started talking about how "you lot" had enslaved his ancestors as soon as he realised everyone was getting pissed off with his shit routine
How does he get any work?
Non white.
Tax hoovering.
They don't need right wing comedians, they just need a comedian. You ain't one.
You know what's sad... when he comes here to read these comments, he'l just think we're all racist.
That's how deep the left wing rabbit hole goes.
He ain't reading these comments mate dudes probably got better things to do
The bloke in the red jacket like a boxing referee stopping a one-sided fight. “Time to draw the raffle”. Nish looks at him, bewildered, desperately clinging to the belief that he can still land a knockout punch. Brilliant.
I saw him at the Edinburgh Festival and ever since then I’ve thought he was a very fortunate man. Not funny, no craft and there to tick a box. Found out now!
Spot on!
Diversity quotas and affirmative action are not the best way to promote talent but are great for censoring and repressing white people in their own nations
Did he mention he was Asian during his performance... Because apparently he is !
@@Muckylittleme How is an Asian man doing stand up comedy 'censoring and repressing' you, you big sad sensitive baby?
I honestly can't believe how many people are willing to openly say they're racist.
Be ashamed, you small-minded, simple little men.
Don't mention the war... that's all in the past.
Let's keep talking about the Empire.
I feel utmost sympathy. For the audience.
The audience were utterly racist
When the crowd are booing him as he's walking off stage at the end
"STOP STOOOOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD!"
Just goes to show, you can't polish a turd, the beeb just rolls them in glitter.
Welcome to the real world Nish!
The 'real world' being defined by what you and your friends think?
pulchralutetia No, the real world outside the leftie luvvie bubble. The world where the rest of us live and don’t think like this Kumar twit who has a hand picked audience of lefties for The Mash Report.
Lol somebodies getting roasted as bad as Kumar for saying idiotic things. Well done pulchralutetia for managing to sound simpler than this wannabe comedian
the real world? a bunch of old white conservatives!!?? now that is a good joke.
Bava 72 A bunch of “old white conservatives” are the ones donating money here. I don’t see all the young black labourites lining up to dish out thousands to help others. Jeremy Corbyn is a multi millionaire yet he preaches socialism and communism. How’s that for hypocrisy.
The old man shouting "can you please get off the stage!" is my favourite bit 2:42
Yeah being an old useless hypocrite is comedy gold
Having now been sacked, Kumar’s defends about him being a left wing biased comic....is to give an interview on far left Novara media
Now, that is funny
"I'll tell you three things and then I'll leave"
*cheers erupt*
"Ok Sir, but are you satisfied with the customer service you have been supplied."
Thankyou so much for recording this! Nish dying on stage... the news clipped this vid trying to make him out to be half right but this shows him up completely 😂😂😂😂
I wish I'd recorded it from the very beginning, obviously I had no idea how dreadful he was going to be until the unfolding car crash became apparent. I also regret stopping filming before fellow BBC presenter Greg James came to the stage immediately afterwards and admonished us all in the most condescending way. I'm surprised he didn't get a bread roll thrown at him himself.
First time I've seen the act heckling the crowd.
Never heard of this guy before. I started to have some sympathy for him halfway through when he started to talk up the charity but then he went back into self destruct mode quickly after. The guy didn't know when to stop and kept digging .
And no one ever saw Nish outside of his bubble again...... And they all lived happily ever after.
All he did is moan no jokes whatsoever
2019 comedy in a nutshell.
He took on his audience after being booed and having bread thrown at him for making some very tame Brexit and Tory jokes. Nobody was filming the start of his set, because you're not supposed to do so. They began when it was apparent there was something newsworthy going on.
When he was being booed nobody wanted him to leave, it was so funny, the squirming made it very entertaining 😊
The only (so called) comedian in the country that doesn't know any jokes😁
That was a pathetic performance but at least he's assured of a place on Have I Got News For You.
@Grant Wilson I saw every episode from 1998 - 2013 and eventually I gave up on it. It's probably we who changed and not the politics on the show as they were always left-leaning, but for me the humour became so laboured and dull. Plus it was never as good when Angus got sacked.
Good comedy is hard to come across these days, but this was gold. Problem is I’m laughing at Nish and his piss poor showing and not his jokes 😂
Someone just realised that outside the walls of the bbc it’s not a liberal echo chamber
@@zafferung4440 Why are you going around everywhere telling people who you are?
Not even the British Empire would take him
Thank you for finally giving me a reason to crack a smile during a Kumar routine. Better run back to his BBC safespace!
Seen this comedian around alot on the tv. Don't remember having laughed once.
But this.........
I saw him on taskmaster. He gave me a headache
He should have offered the whole audience out for a fight.
Tough crowd ? They clearly don’t like his, er, •material•.
One thing - the way he states categorically that he won’t walk only to be shown the Exit by a guy in a red jacket ?
Now THAT was funny.
Never done stand up comedy before but I'd have a go if I could follow that LMAO
They want jokes? He doesn’t know any.
I remember when British comedians would be known all over and actually funny (arguably some of the funniest). Now this? Meh, never heard of him anyway
@Dex yeah and tell me where white folk cone from mate. That's right you can't because they come from all over, but brown folk CANT be British right?
@@torisellors6669 Yeah. We come from all over and we don’t slag our countries off just because it appeals to idiots.
Bless you snowflakes.
@@zafferung4440 Well, that really added to the conversation , didn’t it? Hope you enjoyed your little dopamine hit :-/
@@andylewis7360 Hmm... well he is a comedian, Ricky Gervais makes JOKES about Britain, Russle Howard makes JOKES about Britain, you get the point yet? The whole point is, he is a comedian. They paid to see him and many others. But I guess there's one thing white folk CANT take, I guess it's a joke.
This guy makes Lenny Henry look like Richard Pryor
It's great to see my least favourite comedian getting booed off.
He's not a comedian.
He is a self-proclaimed "victim" of the evil British colonial oppression.
He's odious. HOW does he continue to get booked? I thought that after his Question Time fiasco a few years back that he'd slink away.
"I'm not going anywhere!" Time to draw the raffle, nish. "Ok, bye" hahaha!
Johnny Williams 😂😂😂😂😂👍
His funniest ever routine by a mile.
We just needed some rotten food thrown at him
Paid off before the Bingo,
I know they wouldn't boo Gervais, but imagine how he would have handled this audience compared to this clown...
The late great bob monkhouse would spin in his grave if he saw this unfunny pillock
Only the BBC would like this unfunny guy, like that awful Joe Brand person
Jo Brand drinking game: Take a shot every time she talks about eating calorific food or how shit men are, in particular her husband.
5 minutes later you're in liver failure.
You know when people say that deep-end left and remoaners act like children? Watch this video. It's like he's having a temper tantrum.
"Comedian"? What's funny about him?
His hair.
His lack of self awareness and complete incompetence.
He himself is the joke
His stupidity is hilarious
Try laughing at rather than with him.
Anyone seen Rick and Morty where Rick gives a speech at a wedding that looks like he forgot what to say but his notes literally say something like *trail off awkwardly....". If Nish had this exact scenario, get bood, thrown bread at, refuse to leave stage etc written on his set notes, I'd be genuinely a fan lol, what meta!
Calls the audience rascits ,
Why they no laughing !?
You make a fair point. Nobody actually likes to be confronted about their casual racism, it's the entitlement of being -British- upper class English.
@@GeorgeW666 as a brown person im more worried about nish's racism than some upper class people.
Note that i wrote "upper class people". Because your skin colour is not really relevant when it comes to class nowadays.
Nish constantly complains about racism and yet he's calling the audience racist because they are white.
Good stuff.
Damn, those Tories killing that guy lmao.
Not everyone is Bill Burr.
Philadelphia remembers.
If it wasn't for the BBC, Nish would never have thought he was a comedian.
"right wing comedians tend to charge alot more"
Maybe because right wing comedians are funnier and don't preach to their audience
Right wing comedian's getting a gig?... that's a bit rich!...they are being shut down just before appearing because sniveling crybabies get a bit sensitive. at least we can get to see them 'underground' .... Go Alistair Williams!
@@danielgraham6654
Well said
@@danielgraham6654 Yes, Well said Daniel.
This is what happens when there's no BBC to vet your audience.
The definition of comedy 2019 for the BBC is an immigrant berating native people about situations and circumstances that no one in the room had anything to do with... I miss the Monty Python.
so uh, who won the raffle?
People: * do not laugh at joke *
Nish: * i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move * " y'all colonialists racists, that's why no laughs"