Nish Kumar Is A Clever Boy - Mock The Week
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- What percentage of people who enjoyed Nish’s comedy show he did in Greenwich last year?
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Is it, how much Nish Kumar was actually in this video when compared to how Nish Kumar I expected based on the title of the video?
Is it what percentage of CZcams videos posted 'today' are not reposts from years ago?
Just gotta say, I’m watching this 2 years after your post
"Nish Kumar. Sounds exotic, but it turns out, he's just a bloke."
Good old Milton :D
Is it how much of the TV schedules for December 2019 won’t include election coverage?
That Top Gear one had me cracking up 😂
Is it, how much of this video is actually the correct answer?
Have you seen Mock the Week before?
@@weswheel4834 Oh yes. Been following it for years.
The national apathy society joke was awesome!
I really enjoy Romesh's take on politics
I would have enjoyed the clip better if it read "Romesh Ranganathan is a Clever Boy".
If Jacob Rees Mogg was hit by a car, what percentage of people would say, "I think we should see if he's alright?"
Has anyone ever picked Science? Ever?
I know it was a joke but I can greatly recommend Long Walk to Freedom. I had to read it for a history class once and Nelson Mandela was surprisingly funny for someone with such a serious reputation.
Is it how much did Nash Kumar actually contribute to this video?
At least this time he made a joke about how he's an unpopular comedian. Normally all his jokes are about race.
It's the percentage of IQ he brought to his appearance on Question Time
I was think he's funny, but that's only because I think. Pity you don't.
@@ratholin does that bother you? A brown man cracking jokes about race? Aww, muffin, how about you fuck off, yeah?
@@TonyHavenMusic it's percentage of your mind that curls up in despair very time you open your mouth and prove you're a moron.
Well, that Johnny Depp joke certainly aged.
I think the answer is Whats the chance that brexit will be over and done with in the next 5 years
Too high.
That would be the question, not answer. 🤓
Dan Marsh pretty high I’d say
4% chance of 5 years is pretty optimistic. I'd say a decade at the least.
Josh's reaction at 2:30
that apathy joke was underappreciated
Is it how much of their earnings do MPs pay in tax
That much?!?
Not clever enough to keep"The Mash Report" on BBC,though
Why do you all hate on my boy Nish? He's hillarious.
*Mock The Week (Season 15, Episode 1)* [9 June 2016 ]
Presenter: Dara O'Briain
Team 1: Josh Widdicombe, Hugh Dennis (captain), Gary Delaney
Team 2: Ed Gamble (captain), Tiff Stevenson, Nish Kumar
Is it how much of Donald Trump's administration is smart enough to try to convince him to NOT skin one of the Queen's corgis for his new toupee?
Alternately, how much of Donald's Trump administration has not resigned, quit, or been fired?
Is it… given that 10% of the audience is Nish Kumars family. What percentage of the audience likes Nish Kumar
Nish Kumar's the only 'comedian' on MTW that's never made me laugh.
Well, good on you for managing to get this far in life without a cerebrum.
@@thehellyousay Ha, ha. well you're funnier than Nish Kumar, but that's not much of an achievement.
A pre-Brexit time. Wow. When lots of celebrities dying meant that 2016 was a bad year
That Johnny Depp joke didn't age well
It's aged even worse now 😂
I'm sorry but is size 9 small? Maybe it is in men's sizes but I'm a size 5 womens and I have wide feet
I wear size 9 & 1/2 in men's & size 12 in women's (US sizes) - is THAT small? 🤔🧐🤔
Size 9 1/2 men's = size 12 women's... I feel like bigfoot, ffs...
Is it how much of a shit the British public give about Dr Who in 2019?
No he’s not
I used to laugh at this show.
Is it how many people can stomach Nish?
4%: funniness reading on Nish Kumar.
He's not he is a prat !
Crap.
Clever boy indeed. Love Nish! One of the most sublimely quick-witted British comics out there. LEGEND!
Hahahahahaha - btw that's something I've never done with Nish Kumar & his two jokes. So you're officially funnier than him.
He’s not quick at all. He couldn’t even catch a bread roll
I don't hate him or anything, but I'd genuinely love to see some evidence of this sublime quick wit.
@@alikazerani hmm, I don't disagree. I think I was stoned when I made that comment. obviously I'd seen some flash of genius in him, but can't pinpoint where...soz
@@estebancomulet Hahaha... Cheers, man. Whether you can locate it or not, I'm sure you had a perfectly good reason for your super-positive impression of him. 😊
hes not clever he's a little queen who throws a tantrum when he dont get applause and a bread roll thrown at him
A hobbit with little shoes? Hm.
They have been known to wear shoes out in Buckland.
I need some likes, so I will make a comment that suggests Frankie Boyle should return.
Is it Nish Kumar is a total muppet
Is it "How much does The Hatchet Harrison understand percentages?".
@@weswheel4834 Awwww did i trigger you sweetie....
@@DarrenHarrison7160 No, I just thought that your comment was comically inept. So yeah, maybe you did trigger me, but not in the way that you mean. And I think "Triggered" in the way you mean is more suitable for someone who obviously doesn't like Nish Kumar but still clicked on a video with his name in the title. Bless.
@@weswheel4834 Awwww yeah Nish is a lefty bellend but for you to feel the need to try and correct me on percentages which i never mentioned goes to show that today's everyone gets a participation medal really doesn't work. Now give the phone back to Mummy and go and have a bath dear boy......
@@DarrenHarrison7160 Being offered a participation medal from someone who thought "4%" was a possible answer to the statement "Nish Kumar is a total muppet" is pretty special. Thanks for that. Anyway, enjoy, I'm off for a bath now, cheers ;)
NIsh Kumar is about as funny as stage 4 bowel cancer.
How much of Donald Trump is truth?
Is it ‘what percentage of the U.K. population thinks that the BBC is good value’?
Clever Boy, Still not funny.
Is 4% the amount of population that think Nish is still funny after hearing is brexit “jokes”?
Not funny 😒