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  • čas přidán 18. 10. 2019
  • P*ss on BNP's Nick Griffin?
    For anyone who has seen more than 5 minutes of an episode of 8 out of 10 cats or 8 out of 10 cats does countdown will understand the power of Sean Lock.
    Taken from his best-selling 2010 show Lockipedia. Sean Lock discusses growing up in the 70s, BNP's Nick Griffin and his disdain of Twitter.
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Komentáře • 498

  • @IJayAmLegend
    @IJayAmLegend Před 2 lety +1317

    Life is that bit more bollocks without Sean.

    • @noi5emaker
      @noi5emaker Před 2 lety +28

      He lives in our hearts and minds. Use some of his lines from time to time, and keep his laughter alive.

    • @jamestheferret
      @jamestheferret Před 2 lety +20

      That sums it up so well, Sean would definitely approve

    • @mysterymaverick1982
      @mysterymaverick1982 Před 2 lety +8

      Have to agree 100%

    • @LilySaintSin
      @LilySaintSin Před 2 lety +7

      Yup

    • @WhatInTheDeepestShadeOfFeck
      @WhatInTheDeepestShadeOfFeck Před 2 lety +10

      You're bloody right. Can we all just find a butcher that will help us play spine in a sack? I'd far rather that than Mr Jangles or just Ron coming up the stairs to tell me to go to bed...

  • @JEEEVANJOHN
    @JEEEVANJOHN Před 2 lety +386

    He was a true treasure. R. I. P.

  • @StuartRobertM
    @StuartRobertM Před 2 lety +489

    "I was a lunatic, just sweating mince and squash."
    Sean Lock was the funniest British comedian by a very long way. He got me through so many panic/anxiety attacks. I'd just put on a random "8 out of 10 Cats" and within minutes he'd have calmed me down enough to stop pacing.
    He was amazing no matter what he was doing and I will miss him so much.
    Thank you, Sean.

    • @sophiecartman
      @sophiecartman Před 2 lety +5

      🥺❤

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak Před 2 lety +11

      Yeah his humour has been a rock for me these last 18 months while the rest of my life has been falling apart around me. A soothing voice of silliness to give me a reason to smile.

    • @edwinromilly4645
      @edwinromilly4645 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Loctorak Struth mate hope your picking up now-?Make yourself happy first your the boss,your the one who's writing the script,your the star of the show,your the main player,you gotta be true to yourself first,it takes guts to be honest with yourself/-I know what your going through it can be unbearable but remember -
      You can rise up from anything you can completely recreate yourself nothing is permanent you’re not stuck you have choices you can think new thoughts you can learn something new you can create new habits all that matters if you decide today and never look back.
      🕊😉

    • @masonbrook77
      @masonbrook77 Před 2 lety +5

      Brother I understand exactly what you mean. Love from Australia mate

    • @Sam-bz2zy
      @Sam-bz2zy Před 2 lety +1

      You should check out Bill Bailey

  • @profdracko
    @profdracko Před 4 lety +894

    The sound of pushing a double mattress up a spiral staircase is easily one of the best and most accurate comparisons I've ever heard.

    • @mikehermansen8494
      @mikehermansen8494 Před 4 lety +48

      IS NOBODY GONNA HELP ME WITH THiS

    • @edwardgilbert5803
      @edwardgilbert5803 Před 4 lety +6

      I cried

    • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
      @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 Před 4 lety +8

      Been there, done that, but not since the 70’s thank fuck.

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 Před 4 lety +7

      i can't breathe 😂 😂
      best joke of the set

    • @shinmalphur2734
      @shinmalphur2734 Před 4 lety +16

      It’s a pain in the arse to push a double mattress up a straight flight of stars, never mind a fucking spiral one, that’s an act of self hate

  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant Před 4 lety +430

    Sean Lock is always like he´s in a best of compilation. But that´s just the show.

    • @leopoldleseigneur2233
      @leopoldleseigneur2233 Před 3 lety +2

      You came soo long ago.

    • @nitromenoob
      @nitromenoob Před 3 lety +1

      @@leopoldleseigneur2233 but your mom just came recently

    • @lawjef
      @lawjef Před 2 lety

      Really? He critiques people who are (checks notes) exactly like him. Let's check off the list: celebrities (clearly), people who can't shut up (like people who go on TV or the stage to talk to thousands of people on a regular basis?), etc etc. He has zero self awareness. But even worse, we think "ah, he is so witty, so insightful". When all he is doing is talking about himself. Sure, he is funny. Clearly. But the joke is on you for not recognizing the obvious parallels.

  • @stirlo8084
    @stirlo8084 Před 4 lety +177

    “ Are you a doctor? “
    “ no I need a piss “ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @grahamoldham1155
    @grahamoldham1155 Před 2 lety +127

    Brought a tear to getting a notification on my phone telling me he’s died. Rest in peace Sean.

    • @schandler79
      @schandler79 Před 2 lety +5

      Even watching him makes me sad now such a loss to comedy

    • @Tiger-Baby
      @Tiger-Baby Před rokem

      Gutted it was my 47th birthday 😔

  • @adelia988
    @adelia988 Před 4 lety +279

    One eye going down the shops and the other coming back with the change 😂

    • @TheFaro2011
      @TheFaro2011 Před 2 lety +1

      I laughed so hard

    • @Ndlanding
      @Ndlanding Před 2 lety +2

      Ancient definition of cross-eyed. But I love it!

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy Před 2 lety +3

      One eye looking at you, the other eye looking for you.

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak Před 2 lety +2

      One of the best lines I've ever heard bar none.

  • @justandy333
    @justandy333 Před 4 lety +189

    I watched this a while back and thought "how amusing". Not until I had to haul a double matress up 2 flights of stairs on my own...... I couldn't do it! Simply because I was pissing myself, thinking of this sketch! Damn you Lock! I had to sleep on the floor that night!

  • @LennyJohnson5
    @LennyJohnson5 Před 2 lety +70

    Thank God for CZcams - we can get a dose of Sean whenever we need. RIP.

    • @distantcoff7391
      @distantcoff7391 Před 2 lety +1

      @Lenny Johnson which
      gIBBERISH
      oBVIOUSLY
      dELUSIONAL
      arrogant
      misogynistic
      erroneous
      nonsense
      Is your particular
      gROTESQUE
      oPPRESSIVE
      dESPOT
      ?

  • @noi5emaker
    @noi5emaker Před 2 lety +157

    Absolutely gutted…RIP Sean. Thank you for being unique. After all the laughs we’ve shared I’d love to think of you as a friend, as I’m sure everyone else here would.

  • @brianlopez8855
    @brianlopez8855 Před 2 lety +16

    "I'm on me own, don't like it, thoughts are coming...!"

  • @michaelmueller8772
    @michaelmueller8772 Před 2 lety +20

    A double mattress up a spiral staircase. Literally in tears of laughter. Christ, he was a funny man.

  • @lindacullen2786
    @lindacullen2786 Před 2 lety +41

    I’m so sorry for his family and for the lovely man himself. You were the best. ❤️from NZ

  • @paulwilliams8999
    @paulwilliams8999 Před 2 lety +49

    What a geinus,never to be matched,but very much missed...Seeing Claudia winkleman asking Sean to stop whilst he was retaughting his best achievement joke,and then seeing Jimmy carr,crying in laughter will forever stay in my memoirs...

  • @PM_82
    @PM_82 Před 2 lety +57

    RIP Sean, thanks for all the jokes and laughters

  • @jayt8124
    @jayt8124 Před 3 lety +23

    His bird whistles sounded uncannily like the Clangers 😂

  • @alexhornby5995
    @alexhornby5995 Před 4 lety +42

    5:46 my dad after he walks into my room and turns my tv off for no reason

  • @tkimaginestudio
    @tkimaginestudio Před 4 lety +32

    "They are not very funny birds." 😂

  • @meursault7030
    @meursault7030 Před 4 lety +74

    "Sweating mince" is a phrase I'm going to endeavour to work into as many conversations as possible.

    • @johnsmith-wx5fb
      @johnsmith-wx5fb Před 4 lety

      You're both gonna sound like a pair of nobs

    • @raphaelambrosiuscostco
      @raphaelambrosiuscostco Před 3 lety +1

      This guy, this guy - he’s got it. He gets it. He’s into it fully. The gist has been grasped completely. The concept has been meticulously analysed and evaluated over an infinitesimally long span of time, and my god -

    • @johnsmith-wx5fb
      @johnsmith-wx5fb Před 3 lety

      @@raphaelambrosiuscostco who's material is that? I'm assuming it's not yours, as it's quite funny.

    • @raphaelambrosiuscostco
      @raphaelambrosiuscostco Před 3 lety +2

      john smith It’s reassuring that you liked it.

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak Před 2 lety

      I'll sub it in instead of "shitting bricks"

  • @eviebrajo
    @eviebrajo Před 2 lety +22

    Love you Sean ,sadly I will never get the pleasure to meet you in person now . You have given me untold amounts of belly filled laughs . Condolences to your family , may they smile in remembering the joy you brought to the planet .
    RIP I will miss you ❤️

  • @kevcox5585
    @kevcox5585 Před 2 lety +96

    I've not heard one person ever say they didn't like Sean Lock as a comic. He was universally funny. We will all miss you matey. A comedy genius taken far too young. The world seems a much less funny place now..🥲

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg Před 2 lety +2

      you hit the wrong note - just a tad too maudlin and sentimental

    • @kevcox5585
      @kevcox5585 Před 2 lety +13

      @@cahillgreg Leave your own reply under the main post if you so wish, but stop trolling other people's replies on this thread mate, It's not the time or the place. Don't lecture me either, I'm not a kid.

    • @sonny9493
      @sonny9493 Před 2 lety

      @@cahillgreg If you are sexually frustrated just get a hooker. No need to be walking around so moody

    • @CS0723
      @CS0723 Před 2 lety

      @@kevcox5585 in fairness, now it's not surprising you haven't heard anyone say they disliked him. His passing isn't really the time to come out with that opinion

    • @kevcox5585
      @kevcox5585 Před 2 lety +2

      @@CS0723 No I mean while he was alive in the 15 odd years I've been watching him on TV, going to see his stand up etc. Most people I ever spoke to agreed that he was hilarious.

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack Před 4 lety +63

    "I was a lunatic just sweating mice and sqash." 🤣🤣

  • @stevec6427
    @stevec6427 Před 2 lety +26

    I wish I was watching this after Nick Griffin's death and Sean was still with us

  • @GaiaCarney
    @GaiaCarney Před 2 lety +22

    I’ve just learned of Sean Lock & have been ‘bingeing’ on YT vids of his many appearances. Brilliant! This man is ETERNALLY hilarious, raw & lovely 💐 what a legacy 💫

  • @mattede8744
    @mattede8744 Před 2 lety +9

    I really need to get some adult nappies on before I watch Sean. The Nick Griffin eye bit nearly made me wet myself. He was a very funny man.

  • @mojitomaker
    @mojitomaker Před rokem +2

    “One eye going down the shops, the other one coming back with the change” 😂😂😂

  • @DD-101
    @DD-101 Před 3 lety +40

    One of the best comedians of our time.

  • @ld-zj1bn
    @ld-zj1bn Před 2 lety +11

    I'm p.....d off with this loss. 😢😢. So unfair. His family must be absolutely devastated. 😢

  • @plausible_dinosaur
    @plausible_dinosaur Před 2 lety +15

    I had no idea that he was that good at stand up until Harry Hill mentioned that other stand ups admired him.

  • @P4rz1va1
    @P4rz1va1 Před 3 lety +54

    Imagine if you could only follow one person. A lot of people would realize their opinion isn't all that important.

  • @MrChrisgilbert1977
    @MrChrisgilbert1977 Před 2 lety +11

    I will miss you forever mate. What ever is out there when we pass, I know you will be with the good energy. I hope to see you again one day mate x

  • @bitchoflivingblah
    @bitchoflivingblah Před 4 lety +53

    A friend of mine's mother is a community midwife in North Wales and just happens to be black. She was called to a home birth and when she knocked on the door of a cottage, who answered the door, Nick Griffin. Griffin then proceeded to ask for an alternative midwife to which my friend's mum replied 'It's either me or you, love." Griffin then reluctantly opened the door.
    Oh the irony. But fuck me did we laugh for what seemed an eternity.

    • @briscoethecollie1510
      @briscoethecollie1510 Před 4 lety +23

      I mean seriously, what an utter bell end, respect to your Mums friend, couldn't have been an easy situation but all credit to her.

    • @drwhatson
      @drwhatson Před rokem

      Bulls**t..

  • @iimiboy
    @iimiboy Před 2 lety +8

    Nick griffin's bit had me in tears and struggling to breathe 🤣

  • @danielwilson3671
    @danielwilson3671 Před 2 lety +9

    Twitter should definitely be renamed 'Bollocks!' RIP, Sean! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @beth6314
    @beth6314 Před 2 lety +18

    i am alone in my room absolutely laughing my head off

  • @cameronhodgetts920
    @cameronhodgetts920 Před 2 lety +15

    I hope he got to do all of those things before he passed away. RIP Sean.

  • @jelkehuisman
    @jelkehuisman Před 4 lety +43

    The part about the 70's is hands down the best comedy I have seen in a year XD

  • @clivemcquire7686
    @clivemcquire7686 Před 2 lety +17

    Just pure brilliance!! I’m gonna miss you Seán.

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 Před 4 lety +151

    Being that the twitter logo is composed entirely of segments of circles, changing it to bollocks would take very little effort.

  • @kevincaldwell4707
    @kevincaldwell4707 Před 2 lety +9

    Frist time I"ve watched his stand up, love it, miss him.

  • @g-man4522
    @g-man4522 Před 2 lety +8

    Rest in peace comedy genius.. you brightened my day many times with your amazing humour and quick wit.

  • @davidr5964
    @davidr5964 Před 3 lety +17

    Open-top mince made me laugh out loud! I fucking love this bloke.

  • @cyrusshellard3905
    @cyrusshellard3905 Před 2 lety +8

    Fuckin love him, what a waste with him gone. RIP brother

  • @johnbee7729
    @johnbee7729 Před rokem +1

    Quite an interesting description of Twitter - celebrities whose heads are leaking out. Too funny. Luv Sean

  • @godismysaviour3949
    @godismysaviour3949 Před 2 lety +7

    Wish id got to see him live. What a comedian he is.

  • @fredhamar9367
    @fredhamar9367 Před 2 lety +243

    The world just seems a little bit less funny now. Truly gutted. Rip.

  • @macstorm3432
    @macstorm3432 Před 2 lety +4

    Has there ever been a more natural comedian? The guy is a national treasure!

  • @brianlopez8855
    @brianlopez8855 Před 3 lety +8

    "Bollocks" ! Priceless Shaun Lock

  • @johngoard8272
    @johngoard8272 Před 2 lety +9

    One of a kind and will be sadly missed.:(

  • @TarikZedi
    @TarikZedi Před 4 lety +9

    ‘IS NOBODY GONNA HELP ME WITH THIS’
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @colinbatchford8007
    @colinbatchford8007 Před 3 lety +18

    This had me crying with laughter a fantastic performance from Sean

  • @userfindingself
    @userfindingself Před 3 lety +8

    Probably the most chaotic comic lmao

  • @sonny9493
    @sonny9493 Před 2 lety +12

    Legend. RIP. Also loving all the pissed of comments from the Nick Griffin fan club

  • @artfilm4605
    @artfilm4605 Před 2 lety +12

    RIP legend!

  • @cannasthenixuk3976
    @cannasthenixuk3976 Před 2 lety +3

    RIP AN OG COMEDY LEGEND.

  • @louiseparker1915
    @louiseparker1915 Před 2 lety +4

    The man was a comedy genius 🤣

  • @michaellaxton9381
    @michaellaxton9381 Před 2 lety +5

    What a absolute legendary man

  • @JoeyCbr
    @JoeyCbr Před rokem +1

    Can watch again, and again, and again. I hope Sean becomes a timeless legend for generations.

  • @POPSKI-82
    @POPSKI-82 Před 2 lety +6

    I hope he got some of them ticked off the list! RIP you genius, you.

  • @yeahman147
    @yeahman147 Před 2 lety +2

    The mattress up the spiral staircase ong some funny shii

  • @haroldgarrett2932
    @haroldgarrett2932 Před 2 lety +2

    his twitter bit is one of the funniest things ive ever heard. i cried laughing. RIP

  • @rickyraw5457
    @rickyraw5457 Před 2 lety +1

    A brilliant comedian who left me in stitches......the wonderful Sean Lock.

  • @darenwright1071
    @darenwright1071 Před 2 lety +8

    So very funny, and absolutely original.

  • @GS01010
    @GS01010 Před 2 lety +2

    The leg kick gets me every time!

  • @VideoColServices
    @VideoColServices Před rokem

    One eye going down the shops and the other coming back with change 😂😂😂

  • @noi5emaker
    @noi5emaker Před 3 lety +5

    I had to stop this because I was laughing so much my face hurt!

  • @ciaran4579
    @ciaran4579 Před 4 lety +58

    1 of the funniest people I've ever seen

  • @ChaosHusky
    @ChaosHusky Před 2 lety +13

    Rest in peace Sean.. I still can't really believe it!

  • @bekindandmerciful5145
    @bekindandmerciful5145 Před rokem +1

    a true legend. such a loss to the world as he brought so much happiness to many.

  • @laburnibyboone3435
    @laburnibyboone3435 Před 2 lety +8

    I feel so sorry for his family, as he wasn't just an ordinary person.
    I visualise family life with him was great.

  • @jodiemarie9901
    @jodiemarie9901 Před 4 lety +7

    He was obviously on form that night😂😂

  • @edwinromilly4645
    @edwinromilly4645 Před 2 lety +3

    Luv sean lock,so Random..He looks like A manager in a supermarket,but certainly squeezed the chuckles out of LIFE.lol.
    The More I live the more I realise humour is the saving sense!!!🤪
    RIP

  • @DUARTE99
    @DUARTE99 Před rokem +1

    Sean Lock forever!!!

  • @rodmac8358
    @rodmac8358 Před 3 lety +6

    @11:35 Those are the most hilarious sounds I've ever heard in my life.

  • @mdiz4564
    @mdiz4564 Před 2 lety +3

    One of the best!🤣

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela Před 2 lety +4

    He really was brilliant.

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit Před 4 lety +14

    HEY HEY! Somebody talking truthful SENSE about twitter! Hahahahaha!

  • @frankcarrodus7543
    @frankcarrodus7543 Před 2 lety +6

    RIP Sean.

  • @Lepocoloco
    @Lepocoloco Před 2 lety +6

    His legacy lives on.

  • @bobclunt4933
    @bobclunt4933 Před 2 lety +3

    Legend.

  • @RejsMedOs
    @RejsMedOs Před 2 lety +1

    Legend. Pure Legend.

  • @jannnahali1894
    @jannnahali1894 Před 2 lety +27

    God the comedy scene is so empty without him now. A complete icon.

    • @distantcoff7391
      @distantcoff7391 Před 2 lety

      @Jannnah Ali
      Did you know Sean was intelligent, which means, among many other realities he understood was, he knew that the childish fantasy magic skyman aka
      gROTESQUE
      oPPRESSIVE
      dELUSION
      Was, is and always will be pretend and only
      gibbering
      orifices
      delight in the
      glaringly
      obvious
      delusion.

  • @phatwayne
    @phatwayne Před 2 lety +3

    I nearly passed out laughing at about the 11:30 mark

  • @JPMulheron
    @JPMulheron Před 4 lety +24

    River of mince in the 70s lol 😝

  • @mchoffner8497
    @mchoffner8497 Před 2 lety +8

    We lost a brilliant comedic mind. And have been robbed of what should have been decades more of quality laughter.

  • @alexday5892
    @alexday5892 Před 2 lety +1

    At 2:50 there is a laugh that sounds very much like Dave Spikey and when you see Sean going through the next few lines, you can see a slight smirk which might say ‘I recognise that chuckle’ . RIP Sean. Still can’t believe you’re gone

  • @daveygg1971
    @daveygg1971 Před 2 lety +2

    Legend 😪

  • @cfields813
    @cfields813 Před 4 lety +86

    I'm in the US (Texas) and I love Sean Lock comedy

    • @jhnekdn
      @jhnekdn Před 4 lety +1

      C Fields lock

    • @TheNoobPube
      @TheNoobPube Před 4 lety +10

      Shit country

    • @Aisatsana1971
      @Aisatsana1971 Před 4 lety +6

      TheNoobPube jealous

    • @chrisneedham5803
      @chrisneedham5803 Před 4 lety +4

      Welcome C. Fields..... 🍷🍺👍

    • @SA77888
      @SA77888 Před 4 lety +23

      @@TheNoobPube And you're a shit human being trying to insult strangers from safety of your mommy's computer.

  • @jillipepper5353
    @jillipepper5353 Před 4 lety +14

    I peed my pants , he’s hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tigsty
    @Tigsty Před 2 lety +1

    Miss you Sean

  • @richardbradley3684
    @richardbradley3684 Před rokem

    Seriously, I haven't laughed tears like this for as long as I can remember. It's true you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone.

  • @FATGOOFAS
    @FATGOOFAS Před 4 lety +9

    Such a funny bloke!

  • @thresagraham8181
    @thresagraham8181 Před 2 lety +3

    Legend, 😭😭🙏🏻

  • @misslyndylou
    @misslyndylou Před 2 lety +4

    Love it …”ethnic cleansing ….dry cleaning a poncho!!!!! Hilarious, …RIP sean I will miss you x

  • @jesseml4303
    @jesseml4303 Před 4 lety +42

    my boyfriend just broke up with me and this actually made me feel a tiny bit better. Thanks

    • @dark2k10
      @dark2k10 Před 4 lety +8

      Im sure in time you’ll find someone better for you, keep your head up! Plenty more fish in the sea!

    • @petermcgill1559
      @petermcgill1559 Před 4 lety +9

      He was probably a wanker anyway, luv

    • @MaddGasserGatoni
      @MaddGasserGatoni Před 3 lety +6

      Oof. Sorry person.

    • @nolankuffner3573
      @nolankuffner3573 Před 3 lety +2

      Comedy helps.
      They say laughter is the best medicine.
      Just not what ails it treats.
      Be well.

    • @matthewstone1362
      @matthewstone1362 Před 2 lety +6

      Hello from the future. Hope all turned out well.

  • @semilife
    @semilife Před 4 měsíci

    Loved him, very funny. RIP.

  • @DjNikGnashers
    @DjNikGnashers Před 4 lety +14

    Old clip, but still brilliant.

  • @andrewradford3953
    @andrewradford3953 Před 4 lety +2

    I cried at the end!

  • @patricialowther3899
    @patricialowther3899 Před 2 lety +1

    He makes me laugh uncontrollably