Illegal Motorcycle Mods that are Worth the Ticket
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- čas přidán 19. 06. 2024
- Here are 5 motorbike mods that will rub the fuzz the wrong way!
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The odometer sticker reminds me of the days before I had a garage and needed a permit to park on the street. I received dozens of tickets totalling thousands of dollars for failure to display a valid permit. When I went to court, the by-law officer testified at some length that he did indeed see the permit, and confirmed that it was valid, but that it was not displayed in the lower portion of the windshield on the driver's side, as clearly stipulated in the by-law and on the permit itself. When the judge asked why I did not display the permit as required, I explained that the motorcycle in question had neither a driver's side nor a windshield. After a deep sigh, he proceeded to lecture the officer on how he needed to use some common sense and consider that the letter of the law is not always aligned with the spirit of the law.
Thats great , thank you for sharing that .
That jackass policeman should have been tried for pure stupidity and entrapment.
@@tryarunm That's a feature, not a bug.
I wish this were reddit so I could give you gold my friend
Great quote! "The letter of the law...."
Only Ryan can get away with calling four year olds "bitches"; a sarcasm masterclass yet again... genius!
@@davestephens3246 Ryan would make the puppy seem like the bad guy
😂
I spit my coffee out!
I spit out my Tea when he said that!
I spit my Budweiser out!
The entire get back whip segment was just comedic gold. Well done LOL
I just don't know why you'd want something that could snag on stationary object or a passing car.
@@Oblithian And possibly locking up your front brake!
You're supposed to attach weights to the end, for, uh... keeping it from flapping in the wind of course. Only normie doofuses have it flapping around like crazy and getting in the way.
5:15 I once gave up obtaining motorcycle insurance from a major US provider because 0 was not considered a valid answer to the "how many doors does your vehicle have" question in the sign up form 🤦
what? your ride doesnt have doors? weird
Just count the gas cap as a door and call it a day
@@Kristopherredford 😂
@@Kristopherredford Storage Compartments too!
You definitely showed them the door, lol. (yes, i genuinely laughed at my own awful joke)
"Freeze, you phone charging fuck!" I laughed out loud
Lol me too
Hahahahha same oi!!
Me too, my wife heard it from across the room and glanced at me sideways though 😂
This is the one that got me 😂
Me too haha such a good video
I think the quality of these videos is improving over time, for sure. But what really shines through, even more than the witty writing and natural delivery, is that you all are obviously enjoying what you're doing. And I enjoy consuming them.
The “quality” of the video is going up but the quality of the “story” has gone down drastically since covid, for most videos. Also they’ve all but abandoned the yearly gear videos I always relied on to make smart purchases
Tbc my issue isn’t that this video exists, it’s more what has been missing lately I take issue with
@@Fee.1 idk man. The gear videos always felt like advertisements
@@seskal8595 from Ryan? Bs!!! He always told us what gear was better and cheaper from the same brands new model, what gear had amazing quality for an amazing price because it had been made for so many years etc. I could not have possibly gotten the gear I needed without his insights.
And he made those videos at least once a year usually “top weather jackets for 2021” and top high-end leather jackets for 2021 etc. etc. including best helmets of the year and all of that all of those videos had invaluable information that I continue to use and reference when buying gear that’s not even available on those videos anymore
@@seskal8595 Revzilla on the other hand yes 100% Ryans videos though, no, I will defend his honor to the death lol
Spent some time this afternoon swapping out my bar ends and replacing the mirrors, all the while expecting RF9 to bust into my garage to call me a “moto-modding pervert.” He was a no-show.
maaaaaaan...
That’s sad.
Well it must obviously be legal where you live then... Duh! 😂
ive got amazon mirrors coming today for my tmax. hopefully F9 delivers!
6:28 My girlfriend and I are parking our bikes (hers a collector plated 91 Yamaha Radian 600, mine a FJ-09) on a BC Ferry and beside us is a tough looking biker dude on a big black Harley with black leather tassels on the grips. She looks at the tassels and says loudly "I love those! I had the same thing on my Strawberry Shortcake bike when I was 7!" I could barely keep a straight face.😁
i died at "plus the whip melts against my engine and thats basically liquid cooling" amazing content as always
What’s the melting point of leather?
@@rose6965 I don't think leather melts. It just burns under heat. Like you skin won't melt it burns. Part of the joke is that these "whips" are low quality plastic things
6:52 this is a freakin tesla!
@@darkenblade986 I don't know what temp it melts at, but skin does melt! I've had an encounter withf very hot cooking oil that made the skin on the top end of my finger melt and droop down underneath the finger - it was not pleasant...
@@noid919 hope you are doing well mate.
I can understand as oil and steam burns are painful as fuck.
The Back-off Whip segment was just priceless.
Him running around in his helmet whipping the Tundra was Hilarious! I could watch that 100 times and still laugh at ever one
I like to show my individuality and free spirit by hanging one of those whips from my handlebar just like all the other HD cruisers.
TF is that thing supposed to be anyway? And why does it fit so well on the brake lever?
Loved that depiction of him whipping the truck. But why on the brake lever? Get smart... Put it on the clutch lever.
@@Lagggerengineering somebody better answer this!
Regarding slungshots, I used to occasionally ride with Legion of Sin members.
They're a CoC recognized two patch club in the San Francisco Bay Area that blends the Biker and BDSM lifestyles, so some of them rode with single tails (basically bullwhips) on their bikes, usually looped above the triple.
Slung shots are a felony in California, and one rider that I know from LoS was arrested for it. The cop didn't believe that it was only going to be used on consenting adults.
BTW, when used for genuine mayhem the heavy grip part is swung, much like a flail. It can break windows, mirrors, and bones when used that way.
ah yes, the brake locker 9000. really takes the boredom out of riding and back to living on the edge!
Yet again dishing out the webs best Motorcycle content bar none!! Nice work you guys....
The best part about Ryan is you can use his chin as a can opener.
He’s one of a few that are good
your view of "best motorcycle content" is subjective.
It's a case of attempted mutual self gratification.
@@kushpaladin A more suspicious person may just say he posts that every time to try to plug his channel on this bigger one 🤔
This is kinda fantastic. I’m getting the same vibe from this channel as I did watching motor-shows with my dad, growing up. It’s factual, to the point, informative, entertaining and really doesn’t try to sell my something. It feels like it’s just here because of the love of motorcycles and riding, and getting others equally hooked. Thanks!
I 100% agree
I agree with most of what you said, but should point to the description where you can buy the products in this video.
@@questioner1596 true.
@@sarabellaaa gogggpggpjmllpgggggg
I was thinking it feels like Mythbusters or Bill Nye.
I don't even own a motorcycle and I still found this extremely entertaining 😂 🤣
Ryan, you are always guaranteed to make me laugh at least once during your videos. Keep up the great work and information and entertaining productions !
The transition from the sirens into the logo and the predominance of red... thats art.
FortNine is genius for so many reasons
I had those small mirrors for about a year and when I went back to my stock ones I instantly felt more confident riding because I could actually see what’s behind me now😂😂😂
I'm not a fan of bar ends either, but I had to get extenders for my stock mirrors to see past my elbows.
Would have the same mindset. Regardless of legality, I'd want mirrors that actually work. If people want to go with inadequate mirrors, or no mirrors at all, I don't see an issue with that, but I want good mirrors on my own bike, don't care how ugly.
Yeah, i've never liked the bar ends, wayyyy too low and small to be useful!
I use my stock mirrors + 1 Rizoma bar end mirror so I can see directly behind me.
On my last bike I went with bar-ends so that I COULD see. The regular mirrors just weren’t getting the job done. Current bike has good stock mirrors.
I am not a motorcycle rider, and I find this extremely entertaining. Excellent production work as well. Evolving, fun stuff you guys keep it up.
Knowledgeable, entertaining, and as someone mentioned already in the comments "not trying to sell me something." Half the time I could care less what the topic is on your videos. I click on them for the random info I didn't know I needed and most importantly a good laugh. Keep it up man I appreciate what you do and how you do it.
I love it. Been Watchung these from the start and Ryan really had hit his stride. Love fortnine!!! Only place I buy from
Really enjoying the increasingly aggressive entrance phrases of the policeman. His patience is growing thin!
The kick with the whip at 6:00 had me on the floor 🤣 and how the f*ck did I come out of a illegal mod motorcycle video wanting to watch swan lake?!
It was the , " Sublinguistic messaging " ! lol
I literally heard a high pitched but muffled “Hiyyah!” In my mind as he did that… lmao
I agree with William, it's been a joy watching the improvements over time I enjoy each new vid more than the last
This dude has got to be one of the best on CZcams. Whether you are in to motorcycles or not, his content is friggin hilarious yet informative!
Texas seems to be pretty chill on this stuff. I can run a sideways plate, no turn signals if I like, heck you can still plate a two stroke. And they seem to look the other way on a lot of mods as long as it works right. Like I've got 16,000 lumens of "off road only" lights as my headlights. But I have them tamed down in low beam mode to where I never get a flash from other drivers. Cops just seeing this set up would know it's illegal but they never bother me. Still can't lane split here though...
wasuppp jake
No lane splitting in Texas? ... Well, I live in Austin :-) (And not proud of it.)
Hi buddy 👋🏻
@@oknevals g. ,
Well after all, Texas is America. Not California.
I will never fail to be stunned by how incredible these F9 videos are despite my exceedingly high expectations
I don't even ride a bike...and still watch these videos to death. That's how damn brilliant they are.
I can just wonder how this guy just keeps improving the quality of his videos everytime he uploads. Real fun and informative videos mate 👌
The get back whip bit literally made me cry 🤣
The get back whip. Is it April 1st? Is this a joke? Can you only have a "get back whip" if you wear a man bun? Flabbergasted 👀
"..... it's only 42" schlong"! LOL
Buying my first motorcycle this week because of you:)
Ride safe!
SAME
Yeah me too
Congratulations :)
take your time to know your bike treated like that lover you never had
Always enjoy the solid production of your vids.
Always entertaining and informative! Keep up the good work.
Ryan, you just made me laugh so hard so hard I was crying!! When you skipped around the parked truck hitting it with the whip, and were getting slapped in the helmet with it while riding 🤣🤣😂😂
The mustache being half on in one of the sequences had me cackling.
It happens in the PC800 video too! Keep the meme going, Ryan
friggin awesomeness right there! I've been following you for awhile now and this clip was comedic gold!!
I am addicted to your Videos.
That's such a funny, informative and well made content. Please keep up the great Work!
That gets a like 👍🏼 just because of the Emmy winning performance. “Drop the sex toy!” Almost spit my coffee out with that one.
I did luckily not enough to hit my keyboard. Just had to clean up desk, If he writes these himself, IMO he could replace SNL easily Wish I could give him more than 1 Thumbs Up
@@josephschultz4097 He does write these. It's his full time job for FortNine. Go into the old videos and watch his "Who is Ryan F9" episode.
The reason why I love Ryan is cos he clearly mentions the downside of buying these products and still keeps it funny and real. I really want to change my odo but I'm scared that Ryan will break down my door with an M16 and scream "You Odometer Dodging Dick".
6:45 is hilarious 😂
These videos are so well made, i watch them just for the entertainment.
“42 inches schlong.” LOL! Ryan’s wit is as sharp as ever.
Sharp as a whip!
42 inchesch long*
He said schlong
@@akylios2079 who are you replying to
@@Fee.1 you
"I'll close out by saying mine is 42 inches schlong..." LOL! I almost didn't catch that!
And that’s flacid
I had to rewind to see if I heard him correctly
I watched these newest to this one and he's had a lot of sexual innuendos and references. Somethin up Ryan? You ok buddy?? Need a "hug"?
@@landonfolken03 They all have them.
what...4.2"....that's huge....
The alliteration of special agent FortNine is amazing and made the whole video a tad bit more enjoyable.
You are indeed the Best Channel on CZcams, informative, to the point, funny, and good editing, also the Sound is Very good, Just Perfect
that autonomous braking line was absolutely hilarious!! that's gotta be the best laugh i've had this year..
thanks man, always quality giggles here.. =)
Check out Ozzyman videos for more best laughs 😂
That guy sucks.
6:23 I lost it and had to pause the video until my aching gut could recover.
That was a pause for laughter and rewatch after recovering for sure.
Epic editing with good points and humor, Allways an enjoyable watch. Great Great cheers from a Motorcycle teacher from Norway! :D
I don't have a motorcycle and don't plan on getting one in the future, but your videos are incredibly informative and at times really hilarious. Keep it up.
We're finally seeing Ryan's alter ego.
The cop or whip-boy? The second one.. For sure.
Ryan's American cousin
i'm always so happy to watch your new videos :D. After 4 years of waiting and waiting, while watching millions of motorcycle videos, i just got my new bike c:
Use your protection clothes
Congratulations!!
Happy riding ☺️
Congrats bro, watch out though….if you let them around others they’ll start breeding. What did you end up buying?
@@imjustaguy476 hahaha, thanks, got myself a brand new re himalayan
I just watch your videos repeatedly because they are informative and when I run out of interesting things on CZcams. Thank you for your creative content.
I never get tired of rewatching these videos.
Keep it up Ryan. 🙃👍
Having a horrible day and somehow I'm suddenly laughing my ass off in glee, please Ryan, never stop!
Whoever does your editing deserves an award! Your videos always have a way higher quality feel than some movies
'mine is 42 inches long and that's flaccid...' i'm dying here lmao. ur humor is priceless ryan, as always.
I say it again; the production quality you guys push out is epic! Great job!!!!
I love how girly he whips the car HAHAHA
6:10 I feel personally attacked. By a Canadian. It must be 1812!
Brilliant video, as always. I love the one liners.
This is the first video I have watched of yours. The humor is on point! Kudos.
just wanna let you know you've been killing it lately with the consistent uploads!
The entire thing about the getback whip was frickin hilarious LMAO
Man i freaking love this guy and his videos. So darn entertaining and informative 👏 👌
THis is like my saturday cartoons or show when i was a Kid.. always made my day
I practically spit out my coffee every time you came through the door. Though your moto vlogs are more analytical I'm enjoying them more and more. :)
So good!! That Roadrash like action was super!
"All these bitches...." I lost my shit😂😂
Freeze you phone charging f***!!!
Love your shit. Keep up the good work.
After watching almost all of Fortnine videos I must say this was the most enjoyable.
I've seen this video already but watched it again for the laughs, seriously hilarious content! Keep it up!!
Teaching through comedy is a rare talent. Keep up the awesome vids!!!
production value through the roof as always. its a pleasure to watch your videos, Ryan
So many great lines, I don't even know where to begin 🤣
another class presentation. Keep 'em coming my boy! :)
Hilarious production! Nice work!
Dude, you are hilarious!! And it looks like you’re having a blast making these videos!!
That poor door. I’m pro door and can’t wait to get on Twitter and complain about this.
I have to say your videos are informative and yet funny as hell at the same time love it
Cracking up! One of your best videos yet Sir
Special Agent Alliteration with his sweet moustache and classic suit... FortNine gold.
Not quite there The Special agent needs a 70's Fu Manchu, let his mouton come out a little more, groomed of course, and the Shoulder Holster Both sides and the Black Turtleneck sweater. Now that would be a "Special Agent" man lol
“More aint better when two is plenty” words to live by 😂😂 p.s. Need that in a tshirt.
More does help if you don't bother to set the two properly!
@@MikeDCWeld yes indeed
"Production is so up on where it used to be." *Casts young Randy Quaid as a cop.* Awesome job again gentlemen.
Thanks! I was having a grumpy morning, this really cheered me up!
I got so used to hearing you say “Zed” instead of “zee” when pronouncing the letter “z”
As it should be. 🇨🇦
I use both in different contexts when spelling my last name I use "zed" when saying the alphabet I say "zee"
Wow, you're really paying attention. I wish I had a memory like that.
@@dinosaursr comes from 🇬🇧👍🏻
Canada speaks proper 🏴, when it isn't mistakenly talking 🇫🇷.
My favorite part when when he made it seem like he was calling the 5 year olds bitches 😆 🤣 😂
"seem"
he was! 😂
I replayed that part over and over again!
Absolutely the most entertaining motorcycle-related channel on the Tube of You.
... my good man your vids are awesome. keep up the good work!!!
Who else was impressed by the consistent use of good trigger discipline?
@Capt Shiny Well technically that just makes it even safer
Informative, honest, and more full of cheese than an 80's action star in a poutinerie.
Wait, am I to understand that you get poutine at a poutinerie? Then I suppose you get vegetables at a vegestablishment!
Crazy Canuks!
😂🤣😂🤣 the amount of good info provided along with the comedy is golden!!!
Thats content, glad we have you in 2021 stay safe brorher 🤣👏
“Headquartered in 2003”. Lol. Genius vid!
I love the letterkenny reference. “Allegedly”
Lol Ryan!! How are ya nowww...
@@RidersInBlack good'n you?
Ohh not so bad...
Love to have a puppers with Ryan and TMF
Don’t think it was a reference, just a joke that makes you think he did it. Still funny though.
Also McMurray’s a piece of shi
Just found your channel, and I'm loving the thoughtful information and the humour is craking me up.
How do you keep making these so much better as well as so much fun to watch. Codos to you.
You really went ham this time. Haha
Awesome video! They keep getting better!
Came for the innuendo, was pleasured by the happy ending, leaving satisfied (cough*phrasing*cough :-)
Wait, are we doing that again? Yeah!
He looks pretty hot in the black suit and glasses.
Funniest motorcycle content I’ve ever seen on CZcams. You guys are killing it. Please keep up the good work
always thoroughly impressed with your videos
I thought he was going to follow up the “it’s true” with “I am a moto modding pervert”. A missed opportunity, Ryan.
One of your funniest vids yet. Thanks for the many laughs, oh so needed in week ten of a bloody Covid lockdown. Genius Ryan.😂👍🏍🇦🇺