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  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Před 4 lety +4985

    Can you imagine if House M.D. turned into a dramatic cooking show halfway through?

    • @kjellringstrom6217
      @kjellringstrom6217 Před 4 lety +337

      How about House and Gordon Ramsay in the same kitchen?

    • @Khorothis
      @Khorothis Před 4 lety +274

      @@kjellringstrom6217 IT'S NOT LUPUS YOU DONKEY IT'S RAW

    • @andrelavandero3041
      @andrelavandero3041 Před 4 lety +78

      Imagine a show like that...
      It would be huge.

    • @jefflemere4609
      @jefflemere4609 Před 4 lety +18

      @@kjellringstrom6217 What kitchen, I suspect nothing be left of one or it might be watching an exciting episode of paint drying.

    • @daniyarsadykov3385
      @daniyarsadykov3385 Před 4 lety +19

      @@Khorothis YOU MORONS, WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?

  • @Y0K3
    @Y0K3 Před 4 lety +817

    “I’m short, He’s black, you’re gay...ish” 🤣

  • @SomeoneElse-
    @SomeoneElse- Před 8 lety +1343

    "I'm short, he's black, you're gay-ish."
    LOL

  • @olavisalomaa
    @olavisalomaa Před 4 lety +796

    I love how House gets a "House Moment" while cooking, it even has the music

    • @RogueBlackOp
      @RogueBlackOp Před rokem +9

      I’m just glad he didn’t walk away without saying a word 😂. I thought he was gonna do something crazy like sitting something on fire 🔥 and damaging the kitchen to save the balls 😅

    • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
      @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs Před rokem +3

      The typical House moment where he has an aha moment and limps away leaving Wilson/Cuddy/Chase/Foreman/Cameron/Thirteen/Adams/Kutner hanging

  • @bungle0h521
    @bungle0h521 Před 4 lety +638

    "no, the only thing you know is that I'm a genius who got a dog to pee in your toilet"
    how can you argue with logic like that?

    • @shlapmaster2485
      @shlapmaster2485 Před 4 lety +13

      Imagine this show in 2020,cancel culture would be on its ass for sure

    • @tommyortega7796
      @tommyortega7796 Před 3 lety +6

      @@shlapmaster2485 uhm, no? Lmao

    • @Novictus
      @Novictus Před 3 lety +2

      @@tommyortega7796 i mean the constant annoyance he puts on Foreman would get someone pissy enough to try.

  • @GanonGhidorah
    @GanonGhidorah Před 5 lety +1566

    I love how House's Medical Proficiency covers such a wide scope, that he can apply it to everyday situations like cooking.

    • @vsaucenou323
      @vsaucenou323 Před 4 lety +32

      @@tinyrobot9989 cooking IS science

    • @jiuzhouqingyantiaoshizhuang
      @jiuzhouqingyantiaoshizhuang Před 4 lety +17

      If you are a medical doctor the chances are you can learn most things fairly easy..

    • @rambofan334
      @rambofan334 Před 3 lety +8

      Well cooking has more science than you'd think.

    • @bubbaguy4411
      @bubbaguy4411 Před 3 lety +5

      @@rambofan334 Custard came to mind....

    • @007Aeon
      @007Aeon Před 2 lety +14

      @@vsaucenou323 My Old lab Prof allways said: If you can cook or bake, you can do chemistry. Just dont lick the spoon.

  • @manwhowasntreallyone
    @manwhowasntreallyone Před 6 lety +3523

    So, Captain Holt was a therapist too? What a great man !

    • @daninagy4173
      @daninagy4173 Před 5 lety +135

      *Captain Dad

    • @sadiaugaas1074
      @sadiaugaas1074 Před 5 lety +31

      i'm glad someone said it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alchriz29
      @alchriz29 Před 5 lety +31

      Started watching B99 no wonder capt holt was so familiar

    • @wouterdevries04
      @wouterdevries04 Před 5 lety +2

      Oh yeah yeah

    • @renatojosediaz1
      @renatojosediaz1 Před 5 lety +25

      Hard to process his words as not condescending and actually therapeutic

  • @bbb462cid
    @bbb462cid Před 2 lety +149

    The old "make them more uncomfortable than they are making you" routine. A formidable defense.

  • @MikeDragon
    @MikeDragon Před 4 lety +537

    _"You might... have saved my balls!"_
    _"THAT'S that spirit!!"_
    lol XD

  • @smokeychickenwings1038
    @smokeychickenwings1038 Před 3 lety +256

    "et tu, bootay?" might be the greatest line ever

    • @Cyborg_Lenin
      @Cyborg_Lenin Před 2 lety +2

      I died from that. I am now a zombie

    • @albertovasile3966
      @albertovasile3966 Před 2 lety +3

      *Et tu, Brute

    • @smokeychickenwings1038
      @smokeychickenwings1038 Před 2 lety +13

      @@albertovasile3966 Thats not what he says. It IS what he is referring to but House is making both a reference to the murder of caesar as a famous stab in the back and referring to cuddy's butt, as he loves doing.
      Hence "Et tu, bootay"

  • @currumpaw4865
    @currumpaw4865 Před 4 lety +1712

    You know if either House or Wilson was a woman, they would've gotten married a looooonng time ago

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz Před 5 lety +719

    "I'm sorry i know this will affect both of you.... and thirteen... and the one with the nose" XD

  • @vegeta9621
    @vegeta9621 Před 7 lety +1408

    You might have saved my balls. Thats the spirit! lol hilarious.

    • @yattaguru
      @yattaguru Před 5 lety +4

      I read that in Vegeta's voice, then imagined him beating the crap out of you 😏

    • @this_is_japes7409
      @this_is_japes7409 Před 5 lety +4

      @@yattaguru i read it in lanipator's voice, but then again what's the difference.

  • @ColonelPeppers
    @ColonelPeppers Před 3 lety +118

    Wilson and Cuddy are like House's parents. Helpful, supportive but suspicious of everything House does.

  • @esmajazic1984
    @esmajazic1984 Před 5 lety +587

    Wilson:"I broke my toilet this morning."Cuddy:"I'll bring my tools.."😂😂

  • @wiernyinaczej
    @wiernyinaczej Před 7 lety +2492

    'You can't quit.
    I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal.'
    😂😂😂

    • @Madmax0620
      @Madmax0620 Před 6 lety +65

      i didnt get the reference.

    • @marinkadumon2930
      @marinkadumon2930 Před 6 lety +11

      Dawid Zawolski , from Belgium care to say ? I don't get this joke 😢

    • @cyndiaz3497
      @cyndiaz3497 Před 5 lety +70

      "I wish I could quit you"

    • @gdmt
      @gdmt Před 5 lety +17

      Now i get it. Thanks brah

    • @wouterdevries04
      @wouterdevries04 Před 5 lety +1

      Oh yeah yeah

  • @devilpizza123
    @devilpizza123 Před 7 lety +725

    Wilson is so cute with bed hair.

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 Před 4 lety +157

    "I didn't say you need a lame hobby!" Savage 😆

  • @sirbruno95
    @sirbruno95 Před 3 lety +220

    I really loved this season. It had the right amount of funny and serious, and House really grew as a character throughout the season. He went from jerk with bottled up problems to a jerk with a jerk willing to help and open up to others. I seriously didn't like that they rolled back his character to mischievous jerk in season 7, less so because of the way it ended, back to plain jerk.

    • @RogueBlackOp
      @RogueBlackOp Před rokem +5

      Season 6 is the ending for me. Huddy lived happily ever after

    • @raven75257
      @raven75257 Před rokem +4

      I actually like this more. People with such serious issues like House do tend to relapse even if everything was going fine not long ago

    • @judigemini178
      @judigemini178 Před rokem +12

      OK first of all he didn't end up going back to full jerk in the end, he sacrificed everything for wilson. Second & most importantly is that the fact that his growth arcs are mostly in ssn 6 & 8 (last half) and are all heavily tied to Wilson just proves that when he was at his best it was because of Wilson & that he brought out the best in House, unlike with cuddy who brought out the worst in him as shown in ssn 7. Not that any one character was responsible for his growth, that just seems to happen to be the case so it is what it is.

    • @AlexRango
      @AlexRango Před rokem

      Bros before hoes man.

  • @emerald1541
    @emerald1541 Před 5 lety +164

    "Blue is the colour you've gotta watch out for"
    It got me good 😂

  • @tamasvarga9862
    @tamasvarga9862 Před 6 lety +489

    "my godson made me that mug" LMAO

  • @miloradvlaovic
    @miloradvlaovic Před 6 lety +1061

    House: Ladies cover your eyes
    Cuddy: House!
    House: You too
    Lel

    • @magicdragon1
      @magicdragon1 Před 5 lety +26

      Wilson: My godson made me that mug.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před 4 lety +21

      @@magicdragon1 house marked that mug as his property it's his now

    • @Tony29103
      @Tony29103 Před 4 lety +8

      They so deserved that. Wilson and Cuddy have always been just asses to him so yea he pissed in Wilson's cup. Loved it!

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Před 4 lety

      @@Tony29103 I'd piss in Wilsons Cup so I totally understand why he'd do it lol

  • @trinityplayz2549
    @trinityplayz2549 Před 3 lety +30

    You know what else stops meatballs burning whilst cooking the middle, a lower heat

  • @KB-fb8sn
    @KB-fb8sn Před 4 lety +32

    "You might have saved my balls"
    House : "THAT'S THE SPIRIT" XDXDXD LOL

  • @nomadben
    @nomadben Před 3 lety +88

    Every time Cuddy is on screen, I just can't take my eyes off of her. She's incredible

  • @noeiro15
    @noeiro15 Před 3 lety +28

    “What do you expect? I’m an addict, I turn everything up to an 11” 😂

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus Před 2 lety +14

    "I quit"
    "You can't quit"
    "You're mistaking me with Mysterio"

  • @phrophetsamgames
    @phrophetsamgames Před 4 lety +38

    Honestly I’d have loved to see a spinoff where House becomes a godlike Chef.

    • @romeogolf4
      @romeogolf4 Před rokem +3

      It's called Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen

  • @aquilesriffo
    @aquilesriffo Před 4 lety +27

    at the end House and Wilson were more like a old couple that love - hate each other than House - Cuddy

  • @hollyb6885
    @hollyb6885 Před rokem +5

    1:20-“…we couldn’t get any more connected without unzipping.” OMG. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 Před 4 lety +54

    "you might've saved my balls"
    "That's the spirit"
    😆😆😆

  • @barmutah
    @barmutah Před 6 lety +383

    wow i don't realize there's captain holt there

    • @RogueBlackOp
      @RogueBlackOp Před 5 lety

      Yeah that’s what I said when I first watched Brooklyn nine nine. Does perfect with both characters

  • @GMonte-rt6jd
    @GMonte-rt6jd Před 4 lety +18

    God i freakin loved Dr.House back in the days. I must have seen this whole thing like 5 times

  • @DBZ-Mousa
    @DBZ-Mousa Před 7 lety +251

    4:14 "Aoooo, it hurts!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

  • @dalliance222
    @dalliance222 Před 6 lety +204

    3:33 I'm crying "I broke my toilet this morning " I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelj6453
    @michaelj6453 Před 7 lety +498

    So browning meat is a reaction between hemoglobin and glucose? Glad that makes sense to Wilson. Makes no sense to me.

    • @LordOrio
      @LordOrio Před 7 lety +17

      hes doctor aswell, so yeah

    • @TOWGYB
      @TOWGYB Před 7 lety +238

      It's pretty simple. The heat causes the glucose in the blood to decompose into carbon and water, leaving behind mostly carbon, which in reaction with the hemoglobin proteins causes the browning and gives flavor to the meat.

    • @SuperSasharocks
      @SuperSasharocks Před 7 lety

      GrandMeisterRandom which episode of house is this?

    • @LoboCrepuscularZelda
      @LoboCrepuscularZelda Před 7 lety +5

      S06E03

    • @aliceroxcullen98
      @aliceroxcullen98 Před 6 lety +5

      Thank you!

  • @namonaite
    @namonaite Před 6 lety +4

    Thanks for bringing me into this *I died xD*

  • @zidneya
    @zidneya Před 7 lety +207

    Bed is for sissies?...That's it! I'm gonna buy a hammock first thing in the morning!

  • @TobeWilsonNetwork
    @TobeWilsonNetwork Před 3 lety +8

    “I broke my toilet this morning” *diagnosis music starts playing*

  • @mikeazari4568
    @mikeazari4568 Před 4 lety +26

    House vs Gordon Ramsay that's the culinary battle I want to see

    • @runicdoodles5692
      @runicdoodles5692 Před 2 lety

      Culinary or roast battle? (Pun unintended)

    • @wchan39
      @wchan39 Před 2 lety

      @@runicdoodles5692 Why not both?

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie Před 2 lety +9

    "I know this'll affect both of you. And Thirteen. And the one with the nose."
    Well, he's not wrong!

  • @thepowerlies
    @thepowerlies Před 4 lety +1

    Thank you for dragging me into this

  • @reichsfolger
    @reichsfolger Před 3 lety +11

    "Food is a symphony," she says.
    "Difference is Beethoven's 5th won't be poop tomorrow," House says....😉

  • @neptunestardust
    @neptunestardust Před 8 lety +3

    Thanks for uploading

  • @imadethesatancry
    @imadethesatancry Před 7 lety +81

    Hide your eyes ladies...you too.

  • @herrhupfdohle8227
    @herrhupfdohle8227 Před 2 lety +7

    Assert dominance by pissing in the others favourite mug. Genious!

  • @billd7197
    @billd7197 Před 2 lety +5

    What great chemistry they had.

  • @yeahbee8237
    @yeahbee8237 Před 7 lety +54

    turn everything up to eleven
    great spinal tap nod!

  • @hiyapatil5379
    @hiyapatil5379 Před 3 lety +11

    They're literally husbands

  • @vocalsg13
    @vocalsg13 Před 5 lety +6

    Every House scene is a funny scene.
    And a serious one.

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain Před 5 lety +8

    This was my favorite part of the series
    Because it's the only time I've felt good for House

  • @Cha11engerD
    @Cha11engerD Před 4 lety +7

    I've been looking for this clip for a long time.
    "You may have just saved my balls." LOL

  • @cerickson017
    @cerickson017 Před 5 lety +10

    4:40 c'mon Cuddy, we both know you want him.

  • @benjaminluebberst168
    @benjaminluebberst168 Před 5 lety +10

    “More interestingly where I peed” lol

  • @waynee5603
    @waynee5603 Před 4 lety +9

    "My Godson made me that mug"

  • @OFFICIAL_VIDEO_AWARDS
    @OFFICIAL_VIDEO_AWARDS Před 6 lety +45

    2:45 smirk breaks character

  • @monasingh11829
    @monasingh11829 Před 5 lety

    Thank you for driving into this🤣🤣🤣😍

  • @jeongseoblee
    @jeongseoblee Před 7 lety +84

    It is surprise this much jokes come from 1 episode (if I'lm correct)

    • @amalofoto
      @amalofoto Před 7 lety +3

      Yup, as far as I know, it's all from 6x1, Epic Fail.

    • @ricardobravo5615
      @ricardobravo5615 Před 7 lety +2

      +Hedwig Art 6x3

    • @jeongseoblee
      @jeongseoblee Před 7 lety +1

      Ricardo Bravo ahhh right. it's the fascility in 6x1,2.

  • @aceofcheems7685
    @aceofcheems7685 Před 4 lety +10

    Poor taub he'll forever be known as the one with the nose

  • @georgerogers2120
    @georgerogers2120 Před 4 lety +3

    "I didn't say you need a lame hobby."
    So many people need this advice.

  • @janiquevaillot8554
    @janiquevaillot8554 Před 5 lety +5

    Hugh Laurie is such a great actor !

  • @kroneyt1493
    @kroneyt1493 Před 4 lety +4

    W: "How hard are you trying to not make a 'balls' joke right now?"
    H: "They're smoking."
    W: *_Visibly confused_*
    H: "Your balls. They're smoking!"
    W: *_Turns to pan_* "OH, no no no... they're browning too fast!"
    H: "Blue's the colour you gotta watch out for."
    W: "ENOUGH."
    I'm died.

    • @kroneyt1493
      @kroneyt1493 Před 4 lety

      Also:
      W: "I broke my toilet."
      C: "....................... I'll get my tools?"

  • @ThelouwseFD
    @ThelouwseFD Před 6 lety +65

    ooooooh mYYYYYY GOD ! That's captain Holt !!!!!!

  • @michelep7340
    @michelep7340 Před 6 lety +2

    Captain Raymond Holt!!😂😂😂

  • @KimTiger777
    @KimTiger777 Před rokem +1

    Cuddy: Thank you for dragging me into this.
    Me: Oh sweet! 😂😂

  • @Fermifire
    @Fermifire Před 4 lety +2

    3:31 NO I CAN'T AHAHAHAHA!! 🤣

  • @steztoyz
    @steztoyz Před 2 lety +1

    "et tu booteh? 🤣
    Only House could turn Cuddy into a Julius Caeser quote. 🤣

  • @MrBellsa61
    @MrBellsa61 Před 2 lety +1

    2:42 goddamn one of my favourites

  • @FailureInSociety2007
    @FailureInSociety2007 Před 3 lety

    I love house so much

  • @jashautar5765
    @jashautar5765 Před 6 lety +36

    1:02 Captain Holt?

  • @rafsolo
    @rafsolo Před 5 lety +56

    2:30 Wait. House added vinegar to slow down the outside from cooking too fast? I like to cook, so that might be useful for me

    • @jermainekngdom3154
      @jermainekngdom3154 Před 3 lety +5

      Not really. He has the heat to high. Slower lower cooking makes it cook more evenly.
      High temps burn it faster on the outside but slowly cook the inside

    • @jermainekngdom3154
      @jermainekngdom3154 Před 3 lety +5

      He also added oil to boiling water which is frowned upon but it works to various degrees.

    • @IAmArchives
      @IAmArchives Před 2 lety

      @@jermainekngdom3154 you add oil to boiling water when cooking pasta to help prevent the pasta from sticking together

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood Před 2 lety

      @@IAmArchives Oil floats on water so it does fuck all. Just stir the damn pot.

    • @IAmArchives
      @IAmArchives Před 2 lety

      @@ThaFuzzwood I.. I work as a chef... In an itilian restaurant I know what it does

  • @KimsLantern
    @KimsLantern Před 4 lety +1

    Here for the ball jokes. Lmfao.

  • @peanut-7780
    @peanut-7780 Před 5 lety

    loved this shw

  • @sanuku535
    @sanuku535 Před 3 lety +1

    This is the most of nice house I have ever seen.

  • @allesundmehr
    @allesundmehr Před 5 lety +2

    oh god. captain holt is houses therapist!

  • @strongadolf3794
    @strongadolf3794 Před 6 lety +17

    "Et tu, boo(b)te?"

  • @jamestran1634
    @jamestran1634 Před 5 lety +1

    thumbnail made me thuoght it was masterchef

  • @davidjohn_va
    @davidjohn_va Před 2 lety +1

    House saves Wilson's balls and proceeds to say "That's the spirit!!"

  • @arjouuh7129
    @arjouuh7129 Před 3 lety +1

    Wilson: House, I'm home
    (Laugh)
    House: What, already?
    (Laugh)
    Wilson: YES

  • @re12evil
    @re12evil Před 7 lety +176

    Et tu bootey?

    • @Lushu1331
      @Lushu1331 Před 7 lety +25

      "Et tu, Brute?".... said by Julius Caesar when being stabbed by Brutus. Latin, ancient Rome, etc....

    • @hadjy
      @hadjy Před 7 lety +35

      Captain obvious strikes again.

    • @lepredator189
      @lepredator189 Před 7 lety +30

      It's a pun on the Julius Caesar story by Shakespeare. It's also a pun on Cuddy's bootay.

  • @aririran7749
    @aririran7749 Před 4 lety +3

    Me: reads title
    Funny house md moments
    Looks at how long the video is 4:54
    Me: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!

  • @Figgy_23
    @Figgy_23 Před 5 lety +1

    St th Brute? What a great reference by the writers.

  • @rwplm
    @rwplm Před rokem

    Now I want to see a new series where House, spends his new life as a chef

  • @hurshiej7208
    @hurshiej7208 Před 5 lety +36

    Saw the thumbnail and thought this was Kitchen Nightmares

  • @DasIllu
    @DasIllu Před 2 lety +2

    The part with the meat browning is actually true. However, usually it is done the other way around.
    If you want something to brown faster you can actually use backing soda (sodium bicarbonate). It is also used in baking. German pretzels are dunked in a soda solution (sodium carbonate, much higher pH). The manipulation of pH levels in cooking has a long tradition. That being said, please abstain from experimenting with hydroflouric acid and oven cleaners ;-D

  • @rcnelson
    @rcnelson Před 5 lety

    Hey! It's Doctor Gideon at 1:14. He also had an excellent medical show.

  • @Sanguinarius9999
    @Sanguinarius9999 Před 6 lety +24

    Umm, did he have a urine bag up his sleeve for the mug test at the end ? if i remember corectly ?

    • @djrahdj
      @djrahdj Před 6 lety

      Sanguinarius9999 3:59 , he has rolled up his sleves

  • @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk
    @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk Před 2 lety +1

    It’s like this person saw just one House episode and included anything in it that made them laugh. It’s episode 3 of season 6

  • @ashutoshchandra8744
    @ashutoshchandra8744 Před 4 lety +1

    Who knew Raymond Holt was a Psychiatrist before joining the 99.

  • @Armuotas
    @Armuotas Před 4 lety +3

    4:37 God damn she's gorgeous!!

  • @Revster
    @Revster Před 4 lety +2

    "Et tu bootay?" 😂

  • @Zoomer30_
    @Zoomer30_ Před 3 lety +1

    House helps the guy that looks like MacGyver cook by having a MacGyver moment.

  • @betterthanyouateverything3224

    I fucking weezed when I saw Captain Holt XD

  • @Toongeek45
    @Toongeek45 Před 4 lety +1

    If someone offered me free food, my first thought would not be "It's too early!"

  • @giovannymorales8761
    @giovannymorales8761 Před 4 lety +1

    Little did House know that his doctor was a captain at the NYPD

  • @shuckol
    @shuckol Před 5 lety +33

    click bait: the whole tv show is a funny scene

  • @safheart2306
    @safheart2306 Před 4 měsíci

    the best friend ever haha

  • @LordOrio
    @LordOrio Před 7 lety +6

    They thogeder are so cute

  • @ultra_axe7812
    @ultra_axe7812 Před 6 lety +21

    This video is way to short

  • @diegosoltero4323
    @diegosoltero4323 Před 4 lety

    Captain holt always the mentor