House MD - Funny Moments: Season 1 (HD)
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- čas přidán 15. 05. 2011
- Some of the funnier moments from House M.D. I believe I captured most of them although some were purposefully omitted.
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"Do her... or you're gay"
Probably one of the few times where House didn't have something to say back. He just up and left.
Actually as he is leaving he does manage to get a shot in. Wilson and the guy are singing, you can hear the last bars of “sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G”. House responds with “Oh grow up… or at least harmonize”
@@AmeyaGargesh f
@@AmeyaGargesh haha
"Anyone got drugs!"
*random guy raises hand*
Looks Mexican to me 😂
Such a steriotype love the jokes
lmaoooo
I actually had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard!
@@flickcentergaming680 any one got drugs
mah man man: *insert shrug meme*
3:08
Cameron's face when she thinks he thinks she's making fun of his disability.
House's response is sweet.
Hahaha, I never got that joke, i just thought he was pretending to hate Christmas.
@@ivanadriazola1991 same
I never got the joke, thanks 😂😂
he went so soft for her
Poor Chase looked scared too.
-"I've been a doctor 20 years you're not gonna surprise me."
-"It's an mp3 player."
O_O
"Is it...is it because of the size?...or the shape?...or the pounding bassline?"
@@AnthonyPototzky Most of the time the pounding bassline ..
Damnit, i wanted to see his answer, but the clip ended! 😂
definitely the pounding bassline.
Haha his reaction was priceless
“ pain killers “
“ oh for ur leg ?”
“ nO bEcAuSe ItS yUmMy !”
Want one?
TBF i'm on strong meds for my leg. And I use this line whenever i pop a pill and people ask what its for. "oh is your leg playing up?" Nope its because they're yummy. Want one?
"You're not gonna supprise me."
"It's an mp3 player"
*takes vicodin*
....is it the pounding bass line 😂😂😂😂
"There's no way you can do this surgery now"
"YA THINK??"
Supun Jayawardana The voice crack gets me every time.
- "Can you give me something?"
- "Like a Thesaurus?"
Been laughing about that scene all day
Alfred, still a better doctor then anyone in the hospital
Alfred h
"Grow up, and learn to harmonize" Lol
OR*
Reference to Hugh being a musician
Wilson's little smile when House makes that face is so cute, I love this man
House Wasn’t Actually That Mouch Of A Jerk In Season 1
They’re honestly so cute together! 😂😂
Could have included a timestamp… or a clue to what scene you’re talking about :l
@@heisafraid2:56 is the scene :]
"Foreman, you gonna contribute? Or you are too tired from stealing cars?" I'M CRYING I LOVE CAMREON SO MUCH
Camreon? Is that a Pokemon??!?!
New steel eeveelution that drives a Camry.
Cameron was so sweet in first seasons
she gonna be crucified if this show is being aired today
@@jedlast1663 No, she wouldn't, because Foreman really did steal cars :)
4:47 hands down the best "You think?" in the history of you thinks
You haven't watched the West Wing, have you?
Stargate SG-1. Can't be bothered to look up the episode right now. Teal'c and O'Neil stumble across a swapping machine. After being swapped, they return to home.
Teal'c states the mission did not go as planned. O'Neill replied "ya think?!?"
Lmfao!!! One of the best ones.
Seen NCIS?
@@Incadazant01 Oh snap I remember that one. HAHA!
House: "You're not gonna surprise me."
Mp3 player: "Hold my beer"
"because of the size? the shape? or was it because of the pounding base line?"
" YAH THINK?"
tiger givenchy that was my favorite part
Know what episode it was
It's from house md
resetti in the spaghetti It looked like Wilson
resetti in the spaghetti Yeah, maybe I’m wrong 🤷🏾♂️
8:14 "It was my idea!" "neh-neh-neh!"
Love that one so much hahaha which episode was that?
AFriendlyBloke, I laughed so hard.
"What about sex?"
"I mean, it might get complicated."
XDD
NOO XDD
'I don't have a daughter....'
"Next!"
Oh yeah , funny how wrong house got this time lol
@@vanshsaxena1781 nope. its implied that she has a cross dressing husband.
@@RacketTattoo oh! Thanks man, I really never thought of that lol
@@RacketTattoo either that or instead of a daughter, she has a son. Both worse.
@@RacketTattoo I thought she WAS the cross dressing husband
"Do her... Or you're gay"
Wilson: *looks away in deep thought*
More like looks away in ‘oh shit we got caught’
@@rebeccaharman803 XD yesss
8:18- such a great scene. Wilson and the clinic patient getting under House’s skin is hilarious. 😂😂😂
"What's that? What are you doing?"
"Pain killers."
"Oh, for your leg."
"No. Because they're yummy. You want one?"
😂
"Either your husband is a cross-dresser, or your daughter has been borrowing your clothes to look older, so she can get into bars."
..."I don't have a daughter."
🤣🤣🤣
i never get this joke, can you explain?
@@Ayberkoski365 Her clothes have been dry cleaned, but not by her. So who got them dry cleaned? And why? What are they trying to hide? She doesn't have a daughter, so that means her husband is a cross-dresser, leading a secret life.
@@steztoyz ah okey now i get it. thanks man, cheers!
iirc it was her son
ohhhh nooooo
God i miss the time when cameron ,chase and foremen used to work together :'( and I didn't notice after seeing this that how much they all changed , wilson changed so much
@dietz andwattson23 well he never dies on screen and the show ended, in my mind they are still on a road trip.
What? Nelson died? 0_0
@@glengub Go watch the show..... don't listen to them.
WILSON WAS SO HOT ON SEASON 1 OMG, THE CHEEKBONES
@@glengub Yes on the Battle of Trafalgar !! Sad day 😔
Cameron's 'or are you too tired from stealing cars' killed me 😂😭😭😭
Jan III Sobieski Król ogląda House'a, jestem dumna z naszego kraju
Exactly lol
Bradley Allen Not really
@@bradleyallen9050 do you even watch house
@@skocz5915 9:15 Cameron: I am being House, it's funny
Foreman: I know, you made milk come out of my nose 😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:10 watching Cameron look so sad and guilty is so adorable
Cameron is honestly the best
7:54-8:13 wilson is trying so hard to look and not to look HAHA
HAHAGSGSD
Anybody else find this, Hi
@@COMEBACKFORME I did! Hi back at ya!!
@@COMEBACKFORME Hi, also he looked towards the end
@@farisadel12 tbh though. Whoever said they didn't look is fat lying. I was long looking
House: What the hell are those?
Cameron: Candy canes.
House: Candy CANES? Are you mocking me?
Lmao
Cameron is about to cry
I actually need a cane because of a bad knee and i NEVER thought of that before. Im totally gonna do it this year in the office when they put candy canes out
If I was there I would say, yes I kinda am.
Relax it's a joke :P
Knowing that he was joking makes it funnier.
@Tommy Hass
If House can troll me, I can troll House. :P
3:13 Lol, her genuine, concerned reaction. Before she knew he was a sociopath.
Deadpan humour = sociopath
Americans really are special
@@AverageAlien Having a disagreement with an American and immediately going the condescending route
Some foreigners really are special
@@PuddintameXYZ My point stands, Americans are very special
@@AverageAlien Yeah, It's only his jokes, are you dense or something
@@AverageAlien Kinda crazy how us idiots have such a strong country that has enjoyed massive stability and growth. Your country must be full of retards then
2:08 House’s pause kills me 🤣🤣🤣
That long, long silence at 2:00 cracked me up.
8:15 had me laughing "neeneeneh"
house to patients "I am stoned....now who wants me?" hahahaha
Lol I loveeee!! When house said “anyone got drugs” and one guy raises his hand😂😂
6:17 that moment is underrated. Hilarious change from arguing to heart warming smiles
I can see why this show was so popular in the US. I was teaching a medical doctor here in Japan, and he told be how he and his colleagues loved this show, albeit with its complicated diagnoses.
Is house popular with Japanese audiences ?
1:34 his true accent broke through
"no way we can do the surgery now"
*YA THINK!?*
4:50 "ya think?!" gets me every time
4:35 The "YA THINK" got me dying lol
“Anybody here got drugs?!” Everyone is shocked, and there’s always that one guy who does have the drugs.
"it's an mp3 player" HAHAHA
"candy CANES???"
Which ep
You may want to check for illegal DOWNLOADS
lol
Abd-al alim AMIRICH season 2 episode 1
4:31 'Have you completely lost your mind?'
'No, but I have been feeling a little sick lately. Achoo!'
House is always a dick, but he's always right, so it doesn't matter. Also, it's just hilarious. :D
"I'm almost always eventually right" 🤣
that "ya think?!" at 4:44 always gets me
This guy is more like Sherlock Holmes that Sherlock Holmes.
At one point, he and Wilson were living at 221b whatever street. Look up a short film on CZcams, by DUST titled Bad Peter. And see if you don't agree that Peter's voice is a dead ringer for Hugh Laurie in his house role.
The series was based on Sherlock Holmes
Um yeah, House--->Holmes, Wilson--->Watson
Congrats, im your 100th like
I miss House.
James Hetfield EVERYONE DOES !!!
7:09 Woman "I don't have a daughter." House"That doesn't sound like my problem."
can you explain the joke? i didnt get it
@@manuelferreira7314 it means the husband is cross dressing
Spot on, House. Seems like that woman has man issues
Wrong choice of words
@@SanjiTwt or her son.
House, making a whole generation think it's ok to say stuff to people that will get you fired irl
Hospitals might be more fun if the staff was sassy. Everyone is so stiff and dull half of people are dying of pure boredom.
This was mostly before the age of widespread social media where every became a journalist with a mini printing press, camera, publisher and feedback system (from a person with no regard for context or integrity) on their phone.
Love his child bits and prices.
5:48 XD barks like a dog.
8:15
It sounds so accurate tho lmao
4:32 Could you imagine that scene in current time with the pandemic?
scandemic*
scandemic*
8:05 Wilson is suffering 😂
"Well there's no way we can do this surgery now."
" *YA THINK?!* "
"Double entry bookkeeping!"
House:(spits on guy)
Guy: are you crazy!?
House: no but I do feel a little sick
House: (takes surgery rag and sneezes on patient then blows nose on rag)
House: (leaves)
Girl: well I don’t think we can do this surgery now....
Guy: YA THINK!??!
That was Wilson
@@iguessso1790 Have you even seen the show, and if not, why the hell are you even here?
@@LuxiChara why don't you grow a pair of balls in real life and leave the people online alone 🙄
Branclene Maiato I think what he meant was Wilson wasn’t the one doing the surgery
@@iguessso1790 because I'm a girl so I physically can't grow balls, that's why
4:45 Ya think?!?!?!
- The patient is orange.
- The color?
- No, the fruit.
6:28 his acting is top notch this is so good
2:09 House's reaction 😂😂
3:09 I really like how Cameron actually thinks she hurt his feelings
4:25 anyone see the black guy smile after that xD
He was trying so hard XD
Best extra ever
season 1was the best especially when it comes to the relationship of House and Cuddy
really huddy was at its best when it was just pure fun banter with no romantic interest of either side.
Huddy? My God, the cringe...
It's interesting to see the difference in him Yelling "I won't sleep with you, not again!!" and her 'roll off the shoulder' reaction this season, to the one in the season where he announces they had sex (when he was hallucinating that it had happened). That time it hit her like a truck and upset her because she was starting to have feelings for him.
She clearly was in love with him from the very beginning of the show
@@BlueZeroZeroOne the context was a little different too to be fair, there a difference between making an obvious joke with her present, to making a serious declaration to a whole lobby of people when she wasn't there
season 1-4 house cuddy relationship is the best. the whole show got so much more serious and melodramatic in season 5, their interactions become a lot less fun and a lot more fraught. i wish they could've maintained the fun while also introducing the romance because i liked the idea of them together, they were such a good fit
7:37 so damn proud of her life choice at that moment xD
8:18 😂😂best part
"Is it the size or the shape or the pounding bass line"?
LMAO 😋
"are you mocking me ?"
"no it christmas and ---"
"relax it's a joke"
😁
9:18 She made as a joke in season 1 the same claim that got him "fired" in the season 5 finale
"I've been a doctor for 25 years you're not gonna suprise me"
Mp3 player-Im about to end this man's whole career
Ohhhh, damn...forgot how much I loved HOUSE. Think it is time for a BINGE!!
“I’ve been a doctor for 20 years you aren’t going to surprise me”
“It’s an MP3 player”
“.............”
8:05 hmmm wilson, wandering eyes much?
8:47 Wilson and the patient look like twins
Its an mp3 player....(Priceless Look)! hahaha
I wish so much the Patient they watched tv with would have stayed in the show as their friend. Idk why but they have a cool chemistry.
HOUSE: does any one have DRUGS!
EVERY ONE IN THE WATING ROOM:...
MEXICAN MAN: *RAISES HAND*
HOUSE: wow look at this a normale person all of you get out
"that's so sweet"
This show had such good writing.
House spitting on the surgeon has to be the best one🤣🤣🤣
What was the context??
@mrcopycat2355 It was for a surgury House found wasnt necessary, but others disagreed and tried to force the surgery through, so he forced the matter by way of contamination, forcing the doctors to stop and give House enough time to prove himself right.
Whoever thought about adding clinic hours as sides to every other episode is brilliant.
It’s been few years since I watched this show but I was always watching it with polish dubbing so up to this point I didn’t how how sexy Chase’s accent was. And damnnnn I need to re-watch it.
He is pretty cute.
Ya think!!
House is the only one who can make "double entry bookkeeping " sound DIRTY
Lolololol
lmaoo house's face at 2:07
"I'm a doctor you're not gonna surprise me"
"it's an MP3 player"
"O-O"
"anyone here got drugs?" *Mexican raises hand*
Honestly, this show got away with so much
He looks Columbian to me lol.
the scene at 6:36 cracked me up so hard! i'm crying now!!
Akhil Pisharody ONE OF THE BESSSSSSST 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
House: my 20 year experience will help me not be surprised
"It's an mp3"
House: shit.
Foreman: Noboday stays perfectly still for the entire MRI
Me: hold my lupus
"pounding bass line" 🤣
8:20 that patient seriously belongs in a frat house.
I can't think of two more different characters to portray than Bertie Wooster ("Jeeves and Wooster") and Greg House. Great actor.
House is me. "If you are extremely annoying, you might see me reach for this. It's Vicodin."
0:33 “B is a Bear of a letter”
For all his disdain for doing clinic, the clinic gave House some of the funniest cases and stories to tell.
"Foreman! Are you gonna contribute or are you too tired from stealing cars?"
Holy shit🤣
"There's no way we can do the surgery now."
"YA THINK?!"
LOL.
"Right rudder!" Awesome!
“Are those candy canes? Are you mocking me?” I would’ve grabbed his cane off him, given him a candy one and said “Now I am”
😂😂 Good point! He has a goddamn Cane to use!
@@judekanawati7467 thats the joke.
“Learn to harmonize” 😂
"learn to harmonize" im weakkkkk
4:18
If only that were delayed for 2 seconds, woulda given it an Emmy.
Yup, because I have that authority.
Love Cuddy's hair in season 1❤️😍
"I will not have sex with you !!"
"NOT AGAIN"...... haha
"Grow up--or learn to harmonize!" 🤣
0:39 I honestly couldn’t think of an animal that started with B either 😂