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  • čas přidán 23. 08. 2019
  • When Lottery winner, Now patient, find his long lost love has come to visit him there's now hope that he'll make a recovery. But are all his friends really there because of him?
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    Season 5 Episode 20 "Changes"
    The team takes on the case of a lottery winner (Donal Logue) suffering from paralysis and multiple types of cancer, and they must figure out if it is his new millionaire lifestyle that is making him sick. Meanwhile, Cuddy's mother threatens to sue the hospital over her treatment, and Foreman and Chase make a bet over who is repressing the uglier side of his personality more.
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Komentáře • 1,6K

  • @catbeara
    @catbeara Před 5 lety +7377

    One of my favourite law jokes I've ever heard: "where there's a Will there's a relative".

    • @NonniOP
      @NonniOP Před 5 lety +28

      I love this

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara Před 5 lety +16

      @@NonniOP my professor said it, but Idk where he got it from. 😅

    • @NonniOP
      @NonniOP Před 5 lety +11

      catbeara your professor is great, i dont know why but i think small jokes like that are so funny

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara Před 5 lety +6

      @@NonniOP I agree! And it certainly made the class laugh.

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara Před 4 lety +4

      @Speaking Truth yup, it's awful.

  • @cmb4488
    @cmb4488 Před 4 lety +5948

    This is why you never let anyone know you won the lottery.

    • @axigon6904
      @axigon6904 Před 4 lety +183

      In some states like California, your name will be released!

    • @cluelesspotato8945
      @cluelesspotato8945 Před 4 lety +48

      I think it’s best to let your closest friends and family know. At least those that won’t run their mouth.

    • @alphaomega2937
      @alphaomega2937 Před 4 lety +56

      I wouldn't say anything I'm in the hospital right now and now my mom shows up looking for money and i can't even walk I believe everyone should keep something like this secret to much can go wrong

    • @xtinkerbellax3
      @xtinkerbellax3 Před 4 lety +28

      Unless you plan on living like you still make 50,000 a year they'll figure it out lol

    • @alphaomega2937
      @alphaomega2937 Před 4 lety +30

      @@xtinkerbellax3 I don't have a fancy house or anything so it might take a while for them to figure it out

  • @SonicGlitchmaster1
    @SonicGlitchmaster1 Před 5 lety +6171

    Guy who wins lottery: *dies*
    Everyone within a 100 mile radius: *It’s free real estate*

    • @mrguest3749
      @mrguest3749 Před 5 lety +41

      Not if he swallows the lottery ticket before dying

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 Před 5 lety +28

      Mr Guest someone would take a knife and rip open his stomach to get that thing

    • @mrguest3749
      @mrguest3749 Před 5 lety +13

      @@khorps4756 that is being desperate

    • @hollywoodshopaholic
      @hollywoodshopaholic Před 4 lety +5

      Literally

    • @ralphlotus
      @ralphlotus Před 4 lety +3

      #putmetoyourear

  • @spyrath1935
    @spyrath1935 Před 5 lety +4569

    After realizing the check was cancelled, the guy decided that he had to earn his money, and became the second best meth cook in New Mexico

    • @MathewZ788
      @MathewZ788 Před 4 lety +99

      Same thing what I said but sadly he gets killed for jackshit reason

    • @hanz2904
      @hanz2904 Před 4 lety +11

      @@MathewZ788 lmao

    • @chrisbrown6168
      @chrisbrown6168 Před 4 lety +72

      Third behind Pinkman

    • @xNightmareTCx
      @xNightmareTCx Před 4 lety +83

      And then he goes to be named partner in Pearson Hardman

    • @BamM88
      @BamM88 Před 4 lety +22

      @@xNightmareTCx he also made good money working for Bobby Axelrod

  • @theunclave6558
    @theunclave6558 Před 5 lety +7880

    Me: *wins lottery
    My dad who went to get milk 20 years ago: *ohh, hello there*

  • @nukemman
    @nukemman Před 5 lety +4130

    When you have money, you have more friends then you ever thought.

    • @mrfelipesensei
      @mrfelipesensei Před 5 lety +85

      And less friends also

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 Před 5 lety +26

      Money corrupts people

    • @youtubeaccount1926
      @youtubeaccount1926 Před 5 lety +12

      don't play bud, do something else with that money, it's not meant to happen to get rich the easy way, will screw with your mental state if you lose or win

    • @psychronic8327
      @psychronic8327 Před 5 lety +10

      Hey man I'm like a god I only exist when people need me

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch Před 5 lety +2

      Does that make one more or less lonely?

  • @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk
    @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk Před 5 lety +11862

    Guy wins lottery only to lose it all on medical bills

    • @supersonicx01
      @supersonicx01 Před 5 lety +393

      Welcome to the USA! And the sad part is, he has the money to pay all his bills in full

    • @abasikahra9449
      @abasikahra9449 Před 5 lety +298

      What’s funny in this show this is a free clinic, meaning they pay nothing.
      Seriously guys this a show, come on.

    • @CraigFemboy
      @CraigFemboy Před 5 lety +103

      The American health are system is a big midlle finger

    • @CraigFemboy
      @CraigFemboy Před 5 lety +13

      @Benjamin Figgins it was a joke mate

    • @cesarbravo822
      @cesarbravo822 Před 5 lety +111

      @Benjamin Figgins ​ Actually there _is_ an episode where they deal with this directly. I don't remember the details, but the premise was that Cuddy had to negotiate with a few insurance companies while House did his usual shenanigans

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 Před 3 lety +609

    You gotta appreciate Thirteen as one of the few who could parry House's cynicism.

    • @paulcolburn3855
      @paulcolburn3855 Před 3 lety +16

      What I appreciate is Olivia Wilde did a full frontal nude scene once. Probably the only reason why they cast her on House.

    • @Janon743
      @Janon743 Před 2 lety +30

      @@paulcolburn3855 that’s silly for it to be the only reason, obviously her acting skills reached what was needed for House MD to be the show that it was

    • @nasis18
      @nasis18 Před rokem +9

      @@paulcolburn3855 that was years after she left the show.

    • @Jahnavi4464
      @Jahnavi4464 Před rokem +1

      ​@@paulcolburn3855she is a good actress and justified her role

  • @cher_cherry46
    @cher_cherry46 Před 4 lety +1655

    Me: *wins lottery*
    My mom’s side of the family: *hey sweetie, remember me?*

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 Před 4 lety +81

      Kinda similar. My dad passed away rapidly, his kids got his retirement account and relatives we had never met came out the woodwork begging for favors. People can be really pathetic.

    • @dawnbroker5156
      @dawnbroker5156 Před 4 lety +12

      @@silverblade357, that's life for you. Everyone is selfish.

    • @deadinsidemcgee411
      @deadinsidemcgee411 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh my god that hits close to home

    • @ZinniaLP
      @ZinniaLP Před 4 lety

      Haha same

    • @ethangray2295
      @ethangray2295 Před 4 lety

      Yeah no

  • @yudhaputra7035
    @yudhaputra7035 Před 5 lety +2956

    When i watch this episode, i was thinking "did his friend just get out with 10 million checks in his hand ?"

    • @noahmeyerhoff9470
      @noahmeyerhoff9470 Před 5 lety +17

      Is this episode not on Amazon Prime? I can’t find it there

    • @MrShroomed
      @MrShroomed Před 5 lety +26

      @Semper fidelis Semper Paratus so what happens? how do you "cash" it in?

    • @may-m507
      @may-m507 Před 5 lety +16

      @Semper fidelis Semper Paratus What if he cashes the check after he dies?

    • @NinjaOnANinja
      @NinjaOnANinja Před 5 lety +13

      @@may-m507 did you read the steps?

    • @coolL9457
      @coolL9457 Před 5 lety +44

      @@noahmeyerhoff9470 yes it is, its season 7 episode 20 'changes'. the description on this video is incorrect. Amazon prime has every single episode of house md from season1 to 8 i can 100% confirm for you.

  • @chimestonks
    @chimestonks Před 5 lety +1396

    thirteen was the only one that ever fully understood him

    • @urmama54
      @urmama54 Před 5 lety +75

      and kutner the only one who could really be him

    • @SnuffIt
      @SnuffIt Před 3 lety +7

      Because they both have similar way of thinking, the difference was that 13 acknowledged the things House didn't

    • @Dogeathotdog1
      @Dogeathotdog1 Před 2 lety

      666 likes

    • @theredscum4202
      @theredscum4202 Před 2 lety

      13 raped all the male patients didn't you know that was revealed in the last episode?

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et Před 2 lety

      @@SnuffIt I think it's because they both have something that everyone wants, but not all.

  • @georgexatz4162
    @georgexatz4162 Před 5 lety +462

    Everyone : "Oh I suddenly saw you have won and now I love you"

  • @MrJenpaul123
    @MrJenpaul123 Před 5 lety +1705

    If you have money, kept it secret. Then the world might be so accommodating for you, but along with it, you gotta live with the lies. More money, more friends, and more fake friends.

    • @carolsimpson4422
      @carolsimpson4422 Před 5 lety +63

      I have a rich uncle I barely speak to though as I've got older i really grew to admire his wit and wisdom. But I'm scared to call or write jic he or anyone else perceives me to have ulterior motives ..no wonder rich people are afraid of fake friends- all the nice people are afraid of looking like suckups so the only "regular" folks they deal with are mercenaries lol

    • @xyoopridex
      @xyoopridex Před 5 lety +21

      I heard that in some states when you win the lottery, the public announcement is unavoidable.

    • @EbolaSquirrel
      @EbolaSquirrel Před 5 lety +25

      Its only legal in some states to win anonymously. I would tell nobody I won,and just pay for dinner and snacks for friends and things. I would still be paranoid as hell.

    • @Charziken
      @Charziken Před 4 lety +10

      In my state you literally have to go public with your name, where you bought the ticket and your city of residence... you basically dox yourself if you win here

    • @Careidina342
      @Careidina342 Před 4 lety +13

      @@Charziken Which I think is pretty stupid. "Hey, you won the lotto! Let's paint a nice big ol' bullseye on your back."

  • @radhikavij5921
    @radhikavij5921 Před 4 lety +299

    “Noo Fraud was a fraud. You may stay miserable, but your long lost love is not going to be the reason why.”
    Epic

  • @mikecane
    @mikecane Před 5 lety +2267

    "Lotteries are stupid" -- yet SOMEONE eventually wins. Except for Lupus. Because it's never Lupus. #TeamLupus

    • @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174
      @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174 Před 5 lety +37

      Someone did eventually win even lupus.

    • @kiminari9921
      @kiminari9921 Před 5 lety +13

      It was me. I won lupus

    • @mickeyboy90
      @mickeyboy90 Před 4 lety +5

      Everyone collectively loses

    • @jfj876
      @jfj876 Před 4 lety +2

      Said never Selena Gomez.

    • @meMYSELFnU
      @meMYSELFnU Před 4 lety +8

      You know, I've got a friend that's a medic and he tells me lupus isn't actually as rare as the show makes it seem. There are loads of people with it in the real world, including Selena Gomez.

  • @sarahohandley144
    @sarahohandley144 Před 5 lety +2440

    Plot twist: the dude falls in love with House

    • @fatimashahid8468
      @fatimashahid8468 Před 5 lety +24

      Sarah O'Handley I ship.

    • @xerthus345
      @xerthus345 Před 5 lety +24

      Plot twist: he is asexual sociopath

    • @sarahohandley144
      @sarahohandley144 Před 5 lety +5

      Kaczka oh my lanta I like that so much betterrrrrr

    • @janesmith699
      @janesmith699 Před 5 lety +20

      Plot twist, he stops handing out ten million dollar checks to individuals and actually does something good with the money, like help war vets and disabled people and abandoned puppies and orphans. Why would his "friend" need ten million? No one needs that much unless they have medical needs or something.

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs Před 4 lety +3

      @@xerthus345 Better character arc!

  • @luidiez
    @luidiez Před 4 lety +245

    Props to Thirteen for calling out the girl's fake contacts

  • @Mister_Burner
    @Mister_Burner Před 5 lety +3370

    dude looks like billy ray cyrus

    • @mrguest3749
      @mrguest3749 Před 5 lety +70

      He going down the old town road with Lil Nas x

    • @eem5097
      @eem5097 Před 5 lety +52

      Or Lebowski

    • @SPECTRE_Madman
      @SPECTRE_Madman Před 5 lety +13

      No he actually looks like gun that character from DC

    • @gengarvenom
      @gengarvenom Před 5 lety +107

      He looks more like Harvey Bullock

    • @jakenolan1917
      @jakenolan1917 Před 5 lety +18

      Markus Rochin finally somebody said something about bullock

  • @thegreathufflepuff7877
    @thegreathufflepuff7877 Před 4 lety +877

    Me: *wins lottery*
    40th cousins, 10 times removed that I've never met before: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @MrSilvUr
      @MrSilvUr Před 4 lety +10

      Hey, there. Wanna be friends?
      :-P

    • @kawa1755
      @kawa1755 Před 4 lety +5

      My cousin won 10 million his parents were kidnapped and killed. Along with his ex gf lmao. That one was just sad.

    • @db9944
      @db9944 Před 3 lety +1

      @Aiden Jones Removed goes both directions. Time traveler who wants to invest. Even modest interest with a small amount of money could accumulate well over 600 years

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc Před 3 lety +1

      That’s actually most people in the world

    • @thegreathufflepuff7877
      @thegreathufflepuff7877 Před 3 lety

      @Jones Aiden indeed

  • @folkengames
    @folkengames Před 3 lety +289

    There's lots of reasons to love Remy (13), but I think house likes her specifically bc she DOES have worse luck & life experience than he does. She's immune to the pity card and tells him the truth better than anyone.

    • @JoJoGranum
      @JoJoGranum Před 2 lety +3

      Nah House does appreciate her . In a twisted way . He always has an odd way he cares . Example : Wilson at the end . (Spoiler alert)

    • @newmoonwithface
      @newmoonwithface Před 2 lety +6

      @@JoJoGranum putting the spoiler alert after the message....

    • @stavik96
      @stavik96 Před rokem +1

      ​@@JoJoGranum
      For the future the way you do spoiler alerts is usually something like this
      SPOILER ALERT FOR SEASON 8 DOWN BELOW!!!
      Insert spoiler here.

    • @JoJoGranum
      @JoJoGranum Před rokem

      @@stavik96 kk ty

  • @josephhunt3693
    @josephhunt3693 Před 5 lety +1053

    If you didn't "love' me before I hit it big... I won't believe you after.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. Před 5 lety +22

      Well... unless they meet you after you do. It's not like it'll be written on your forehead. ;)

    • @AustinMichael
      @AustinMichael Před 5 lety +25

      Why do you think movie stars and other people who hit it big one way or another only date and marry within that echelon of people? Money makes it so we could never believe anyone. Only people who really have partners in any form that are just normal while they are wealthy are ones who were around before they hit it big.

    • @Fif0l
      @Fif0l Před 4 lety +12

      @@AustinMichael it's not exactly that. It's also the fact that you have more in common with other people who made it big, starting with the fact that you hang around a lot more rich people when you're rich, and people who started on the same level in childhood may hate you, because your success highlights their inadequacies.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Před 4 lety

      @@jessiehogue. Well...duh, obviously. But they probably meant people who knew them before success. It's usually implied when such things are said.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. Před 4 lety +2

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Just like how my comment was implying humorous intent. But hey, nowadays, even smileys aren't enough to convey anything properly.

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew Před 5 lety +658

    2:56 'You're lucky you're hot and smart, because well, you're just lucky you're hot and smart.' That was hilarious to me for some reason.

    • @selkirkswift
      @selkirkswift Před 5 lety +21

      Drew B because it’s really just as simple as that

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew Před 5 lety +3

      @@selkirkswift Indeed. :D

    • @eNiteGaming
      @eNiteGaming Před 5 lety +35

      @@827Drew I mean "you got the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom." Is an amazong line imho

    • @kartikkenny1
      @kartikkenny1 Před 3 lety

      What does this line mean, in the context? Like, why did he say it then?

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew Před 3 lety +7

      @@kartikkenny1 It means, some people are lucky. Forget the smart part. Imagine you're a hot girl. Walk around for a while. People will give you things, for nothing.

  • @mrroboshadow
    @mrroboshadow Před 4 lety +113

    its patients like these that made me wish there was like a bonus episode that followed up on former patients

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster Před 5 lety +230

    My guy just gave his "friend" 10 mil, got denied, and got replaced in 1 go.
    Y I K E R S.

    • @amagimofumofu6549
      @amagimofumofu6549 Před 4 lety +42

      He didnt give him 10 mil , only a check , which he can tell the bank that he refuses the depot of , so the 2 scamming twats got nothing in the end

  • @giannivandenbosch7864
    @giannivandenbosch7864 Před 4 lety +188

    People show their real side when you either loose everything, or they gain everything.
    And people show their worst side when you either gain everything or they have something to gain.

  • @cornfed123567
    @cornfed123567 Před rokem +55

    It's amazing how many lottery winners find the love of their life a few days later, man some guys just have all the luck in the world

  • @DanSKull13
    @DanSKull13 Před 5 lety +1401

    I just hope he remembered to cancel that 10 mil check in time 😬

    • @auturgicflosculator2183
      @auturgicflosculator2183 Před 5 lety +67

      Would probably take minimum 3 days before the bank allows the transfer to go through~

    • @TheBurnknight
      @TheBurnknight Před 5 lety +254

      @@auturgicflosculator2183 also when its a 10 million dollar check it needs to be verified by the one who wrote it. a 10 million dollar check does not just go through like a 100 dollar one

    • @mattgilbert7347
      @mattgilbert7347 Před 3 lety +26

      Yeah there are strict protocols when it comes to large amounts of money, and they take time.

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 Před 5 lety +1082

    People like this make me sick. Only coming to you for money

    • @Sev51
      @Sev51 Před 4 lety +10

      So, in the end, they took the money...?

    • @dushikorsou1
      @dushikorsou1 Před 4 lety +48

      There is a reason why people usually don't want their names mentioned when they win the lottery. Everybody just expects because you have money you will give them money for free.

    • @viennasavage9110
      @viennasavage9110 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Sev51 indeed. they explained at the end of the story that he continues to spend it all on the birth mark girl

    • @hannahsharpe9554
      @hannahsharpe9554 Před 4 lety +1

      This is actually my dad unfortunately

    • @ChelseaKMusee
      @ChelseaKMusee Před 4 lety +14

      Leaches appear in human form when you have money.

  • @StuartHollingsead
    @StuartHollingsead Před 2 lety +35

    "I just want Gale to make me his legendary coffee"
    "Is that to much to ask?"

  • @Garousimp
    @Garousimp Před 5 lety +300

    "Hi :D"
    "Hi :)"
    *"BLURGHHHH"*

    • @psyl0s
      @psyl0s Před 5 lety +1

      kermit_san_ 420 keec

    • @Garousimp
      @Garousimp Před 5 lety +2

      @@psyl0s no idea what you said but okay buddy :)

    • @selkirkswift
      @selkirkswift Před 5 lety +2

      South Park Stan all grown up

    • @psyl0s
      @psyl0s Před 5 lety

      @@Garousimp i was sleeping lol!

    • @berkokten4444
      @berkokten4444 Před 5 lety

      thats stan and wendy

  • @Limpi43
    @Limpi43 Před 5 lety +683

    That's why I'm always suspecious when someone who haven't contact me in the past 10 years suddenly appears.
    And I didn't win 10M on lottery (sadly).

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron Před 4 lety +6

      It's actually a blessing in disguise if you don't win the lottery. Winning the lottery is more hell than it is good.

    • @mudyao
      @mudyao Před 4 lety +8

      Usually trying to get you into pyramids schemes

    • @demo2382
      @demo2382 Před 4 lety +3

      To be fair, you havent contacted them either.

    • @debojitrabha2502
      @debojitrabha2502 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @kaiz1845
      @kaiz1845 Před 3 lety +8

      See, the secret is to just have no friends whatsoever, permanently. That way, after you win the lottery, you can know for sure that *all* the friends who suddenly show up are fake friends lol.

  • @sidtom2741
    @sidtom2741 Před 2 lety +53

    “You have a life-expectancy of... a pretty good sitcom” 😂😂

  • @jessical4866
    @jessical4866 Před 4 lety +233

    If you didn’t love me before the lottery, you don’t deserve me at $10 million.

    • @dansmith6990
      @dansmith6990 Před 3 lety +3

      no one loved you before either, and you'll never with $10 million lawl

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch Před rokem

      ​@@dansmith6990What a cruel statement. You must be such a joy in life.

  • @seriall1337
    @seriall1337 Před rokem +19

    My dad used to tell me a story about a guy he knew who was a multimillionaire. He liked to dress like a poor person and didnt like telling people he was rich. It was the only way he could tell if people genuinely enjoyed his company and that's how he met his wife.

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson Před rokem +1

      There are sign too, in this episode especially a red flag when the guy opens the envelope to check the ckeck.

  • @NewhamMatt
    @NewhamMatt Před 4 lety +148

    Donal Logue is a fantastic actor. Loved him in Gotham.

    • @709mash
      @709mash Před 2 lety

      Agreed. Very underrated.

    • @randallmcgrath9345
      @randallmcgrath9345 Před rokem +2

      Gotham had a solid 5 seasons. Overall actually better than the other DC shows cause Flash was only good for first 3 seasons and the 4th was okayish and Arrow only good for firsr 3 seasons or 4

    • @keithjones589
      @keithjones589 Před rokem

      how did I forget he was in an episode of house

  • @adrianrichardson5257
    @adrianrichardson5257 Před 5 lety +315

    All this cancer is saving his life

  • @toughmanrandysavage3077
    @toughmanrandysavage3077 Před 5 lety +828

    DON'T GIVE THAT MONEY TO HIM HE WILL JUST USE IT TO FUND HIS METH LAB!!!

    • @DEATH_ANGEL1178
      @DEATH_ANGEL1178 Před 5 lety +23

      TOUGH MAN RANDY SAVAGE hahah braking bad reference are great

    • @Forsentv2
      @Forsentv2 Před 4 lety +19

      im surprised that there are small amount of comments about breaking bad

    • @acespec4713
      @acespec4713 Před 4 lety +3

      Gale Boetticher b like

    • @100PercentTHCfilmsX420X
      @100PercentTHCfilmsX420X Před 4 lety

      lmao

    • @armandomiranda2037
      @armandomiranda2037 Před 3 lety

      I dont think he'd need to make a meth lab with that much money he wasn't a bad guy to begin with 😂

  • @victorcabanelas
    @victorcabanelas Před 5 lety +76

    Damn, I miss this show! That dialogue between and House and 13 at the end was so good!

  • @glennryan3921
    @glennryan3921 Před 4 lety +67

    "You're lucky you're hot and smart"
    Idk why I lost it there

  • @hitrapperandartistdababy
    @hitrapperandartistdababy Před 5 lety +103

    Before moving to Gotham Harvey Bullock was in a long lasting friendship with Gale Boetticher

  • @Inn0IWNL
    @Inn0IWNL Před 4 lety +88

    Me: * wins lottery *
    Dad: *TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER*

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke Před 2 lety +13

    "As opposed to the same Starfleet-issued tunic?" - As a trekkie, that made me laugh, also, as I slipped a disc in my spine this morning, that also hurt a lot!!! :P

  • @TheJavierMartinez88
    @TheJavierMartinez88 Před 5 lety +135

    9:11"You have the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom" Har Har House.
    Trying to break the fourth wall there, uh?

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 Před 4 lety +15

      House isn’t a sitcom so I don’t think that’s a fourth wall break.

  • @michaelweston6083
    @michaelweston6083 Před 5 lety +1397

    Olivia Wilde is seriously the prettiest women I have ever seen.

    • @Mr_Landfall_MTG
      @Mr_Landfall_MTG Před 5 lety +9

      Agreed there

    • @lokanoda
      @lokanoda Před 5 lety +37

      There's only one of her though

    • @michaelweston6083
      @michaelweston6083 Před 5 lety +20

      @Sherlock Holmes Odette is a 10/10 but Olivia is a 11/10

    • @scowler92
      @scowler92 Před 4 lety +11

      I dunno, looks like a lot of makeup there.

    • @senseinuuh
      @senseinuuh Před 4 lety +18

      Then you clearly haven't seen me...

  • @Nothing-sl5ro
    @Nothing-sl5ro Před 5 lety +248

    Patient is actually a real cool and diverse actor. Wonder what he does next.

    • @Wolfgangus_Theophilus
      @Wolfgangus_Theophilus Před 4 lety +16

      He just finished Gotham.

    • @geoffreygriffiths1385
      @geoffreygriffiths1385 Před 4 lety +4

      And a great LAPD officer

    • @nickb2208
      @nickb2208 Před 4 lety +1

      He does a lot but that doesn't make him a good actor. I think he's meh, is he better than your average young rich Jew yes is he built for HBO level dramas no he'd be best in something like my name is Earl.

    • @Vexingwings0052
      @Vexingwings0052 Před 4 lety +1

      And an even better GCPD one

    • @jeffbrehove2614
      @jeffbrehove2614 Před 3 lety +5

      And he was a funny father figure in Grounded For Life

  • @blindfire3167
    @blindfire3167 Před rokem +27

    To think, Gale Boetticher went on to use that money to go through a Chemistry degree in Southeast Asia and went back to New Mexico to create the world's purest meth lmao

    • @DoomOfTheNoldor
      @DoomOfTheNoldor Před 5 měsíci

      Except he didn’t create the world’s purest meth. That was Walter White

    • @blindfire3167
      @blindfire3167 Před 5 měsíci

      @@DoomOfTheNoldor "ACKSHYULLYY" 🤓🤓🤓

  • @ScrotN
    @ScrotN Před 3 lety +36

    Remember. If you win a lottery and your ex is back. You’re not lucky.

  • @averageGoat_meh_eh_eh_eh
    @averageGoat_meh_eh_eh_eh Před 4 lety +79

    The absolute first thing you should when winning the lottery; hire a damn good lawyer and keep your mouth shut.

    • @joelmatus9442
      @joelmatus9442 Před 2 lety +3

      The lawyer finna put work to yet that money too. Stay fucking woke. Trust nobody.

    • @claytonallen3397
      @claytonallen3397 Před 2 lety +1

      @@joelmatus9442 invest the money in gold. Trust no one. Tell NO ONE

  • @awesomeat
    @awesomeat Před 5 lety +133

    8:13 Mysterious lady: I'm your old flame. For realz.
    Lottery winning patient: I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some proof, lady, whip out yer baby bear.
    Mysterious lady proceeds to prove her claim.
    Gale Boetticher: Firk!

  • @inyalgaico1563
    @inyalgaico1563 Před 5 lety +440

    Almost half way into the vid...... WHERE THE HELL IS HOUSE!?

    • @trenchcoatjoe1891
      @trenchcoatjoe1891 Před 4 lety +7

      The other half

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Před 4 lety +8

      Jeez, this series has other characters too, you can last 5 minutes without House... This episode pretty much focused on lottery guy and 13.

    • @prosperity2723
      @prosperity2723 Před 4 lety +4

      My boi is probably on another side quest again

    • @NoName-ms8jb
      @NoName-ms8jb Před 4 lety

      He was "housed" away somewhere. HARHARHAR!!!

  • @OFLIN
    @OFLIN Před 3 lety +15

    "Where's the money Lebowski?"
    That's what i thought seeing him :D

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 Před 4 lety +40

    Man wins $100M.
    Man goes to charity like, "I'll pay you $50M if you tell everyone I gave you $100M."

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Před 2 lety +6

      I mean, you could, but there tends to be paperwork around that kind of thing, especially as the tax collectors will be looking to see if they have a claim.
      Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead. Sometimes.

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront Před rokem +1

      @@michaelccozens nice

  • @Riley_Mundt
    @Riley_Mundt Před 3 lety +87

    Imagine you're in the hospital, you've been diagnosed with cancer, and the doctor comes into your room and tells you "We're giving you more cancer."

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Před 2 lety +1

      Want to like this comment, but it's at the good number of likes.

    • @Riley_Mundt
      @Riley_Mundt Před 2 lety +2

      @@nicholasfarrell5981 I respect that.

    • @ItsMrBozToYou
      @ItsMrBozToYou Před 2 lety +2

      Later: "We actually gave you *less* cancer. Oops?"

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 Před 4 lety +173

    Guy: sneezes
    American healthcare system: *hippity hoppity your lottery is my property*

  • @ReganADHD
    @ReganADHD Před 3 lety +21

    When the growth factor shrank the tumors, I could see House just saying "Sooooo pump him with MORE growth factors. Get a garden hose if you have one".

  • @Luison40
    @Luison40 Před 4 lety +16

    Patient: Get out both of you!
    Guy : leaves the room straight to the bank to cash the check before it gets cancelled

    • @kittyvsmedia7065
      @kittyvsmedia7065 Před 4 lety +9

      Luis Perez luckily for the man checks that large have to be double confirmed by the guy who wrote it. Meaning when they try to cash it the bank will call and ask about it and he can cancel it

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront Před rokem

      @@kittyvsmedia7065 word

  • @life.with.too.many.animals9411

    The fact that you "loved someone" but couldn't even recognize them is insane....if you were 6 years old SURE but as an adult, that woman looked nothing like the other.

  • @Lee-ud8oo
    @Lee-ud8oo Před 4 lety +20

    "You're lucky because you are hot and smart"-Taub to Thirteen.

  • @typicalwalrusk8424
    @typicalwalrusk8424 Před 5 lety +163

    Gale from Breaking Bad and king horik from vikings

    • @jakenolan1917
      @jakenolan1917 Před 5 lety +11

      Daniel Hardman and Harvey Bullock

    • @rositasultana6835
      @rositasultana6835 Před 5 lety +3

      Yeah, Gale...good catch.

    • @greywilds_2765
      @greywilds_2765 Před 5 lety +2

      Donal logue from real life

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 Před 3 lety

      Bullock didn’t get tricked into shooting a subordinate by pig headed serial killer just be known as King Horik.

  • @bbeen40
    @bbeen40 Před 4 lety +15

    "he'll always be hopeful, so he'll always be happy."
    That explains why I'm so misrable...

  • @scottys1423
    @scottys1423 Před 4 lety +113

    "Lotteries are stupid," says the genetic lottery winner.

    • @TheAnnasmee2
      @TheAnnasmee2 Před 4 lety +19

      Do... you watch the show? She has huntingtons

    • @WimsK45
      @WimsK45 Před 3 lety

      There's no genetic lottery. Only karma.

    • @scottys1423
      @scottys1423 Před 3 lety +6

      TheAnnasmee2: The character does, the actress does not.

    • @scottys1423
      @scottys1423 Před 3 lety +6

      @@WimsK45 Open your eyes. Of course there is.

    • @WimsK45
      @WimsK45 Před 3 lety

      @@scottys1423 There is absolutely not. Only positive or negative karma. You really think all of this is random ??

  • @tamerafarly7666
    @tamerafarly7666 Před 5 lety +324

    Is that the man from Gotham?

  • @daniharkness00
    @daniharkness00 Před 4 lety +61

    I win the lottery the first thing I’m getting is amnesia.

  • @beachcomber2008
    @beachcomber2008 Před 4 lety +30

    _"We are who we are. Lotteries are stupid."_ - Amen to that.

  • @IAmSnuffles
    @IAmSnuffles Před 3 lety +8

    Me, four seconds into the video: Oh my gosh, it's Harvey!
    Me, eight seconds into the video: OH MY GOSH IT'S GALE

  • @JustARandomSomething
    @JustARandomSomething Před 5 lety +23

    He use to be a lowlife and live in a caravan until he became rich, then he blew up his caravan and lived the high life.. Theory of a deadman anyone?

  • @Dyl482
    @Dyl482 Před 4 lety +11

    9:51 This is the only time House looks directly into the camera in an almost- breaking the 4th wall type way. I wonder what the point of that was

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz Před 3 lety

      First he talked about thirteen's life, then she about House's, maybe the look in the camera was to address the viewers about the same issues

  • @kalabell4098
    @kalabell4098 Před 4 lety +11

    Hubby and I have agreed that if we ever win the lottery, we're keeping it quiet from everyone for this exact reason

    • @claytonallen3397
      @claytonallen3397 Před 2 lety

      Good idea

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront Před rokem

      and then he kills you

    • @mikebliss1835
      @mikebliss1835 Před rokem

      That's another way to make people hate you. Because then they'll be like "Why didn't you tell me?"
      The only to win the lottery is not to play.

  • @MoistMeter
    @MoistMeter Před 4 lety +62

    Me: wins the lottery
    My family: *I serve the Soviet union*

  • @CRUZTYPANCAKES
    @CRUZTYPANCAKES Před 3 lety +5

    Harvey and Gale, Detective and Meth manufacturer. Perfect duo

  • @Leongon
    @Leongon Před 2 lety +1

    Never tell anyone when you are suddendly wealthy, specially your family as they are the most likely to feel entitled to it. Only tell the one or two people who helped you get there.

  • @ruthcleopatra
    @ruthcleopatra Před 5 lety +85

    It's never Lupus.....

  • @CA-bw9vw
    @CA-bw9vw Před 4 lety +6

    I love how Hardman's actor plays an equally smarmy guy here. Seems like that's his specialty 😂

    • @biclopse8731
      @biclopse8731 Před 2 lety +1

      Still trying to steal money, wonder if it's for the same mistress 😆

  • @TheNuckinFoob
    @TheNuckinFoob Před 2 lety +11

    This is exactly why you hire a lawyer to claim lottery winnings if your state allows it. Keep your name as far away from it as possible, otherwise friends and family will come out of the woodwork begging for handouts. If a state requires you claim the winnings under your own name you should file a legal name change to something incredibly exotic or rare but still a relatively normal sounding name then, after you get your winnings, you can legally change it back to your normal name. This way your legitimate name isn't attached to it at all. 👍

  • @TheWolfbay
    @TheWolfbay Před 3 lety +20

    you should never else anyone know you won the lottery, it might be a heavy burden, but if you need a friend to share this secret with... ill be here for you :^)

  • @Perfectt852
    @Perfectt852 Před 2 lety +3

    Even tho I could use money like that and it really change my life. My friendship could never be bought. I only want friends that will be their when I'm really at my deep end. When I wanted to end it all. I saw who my real friends were and those who truly cared. That was the day I realized I truly wasn't alone.

  • @anthonymendez1997
    @anthonymendez1997 Před 5 lety +9

    “On The Line” -The Limetree Warehouse is the song that plays at the end (one of my favorite songs used in the series) @8:07

    • @Badaneco5
      @Badaneco5 Před 3 lety

      thanks was looking for the song name

  • @kangar1797
    @kangar1797 Před 4 lety +7

    9:10 “You’ve got the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom” damn

  • @cordingdesert9566
    @cordingdesert9566 Před rokem +1

    I'd have to be really down a financial cul-de-sac in order to even think of doing anything like this.

  • @napiernygma8075
    @napiernygma8075 Před 5 lety +11

    another reason why house and 13 got the most special relationship in the series

  • @RobeonMew
    @RobeonMew Před 4 lety +11

    Let's hope he voided that check

  • @tigerqueen7923
    @tigerqueen7923 Před 4 lety +63

    When you win the lottery they don’t give you all the money at once and you lose a bunch to taxes

    • @nightwolf48nm
      @nightwolf48nm Před 4 lety +13

      You're right about the tax but I think in different states you can choose to get the money on a schedule or all at once.

    • @bs4e
      @bs4e Před 4 lety +8

      You guys in America get taxed on lottery winnings??

    • @pulsartech2945
      @pulsartech2945 Před 4 lety +6

      @@bs4e yup, it counts as income

    • @bs4e
      @bs4e Před 4 lety +3

      @@pulsartech2945 sucks for you'll

    • @user-wq9mw2xz3j
      @user-wq9mw2xz3j Před 4 lety +1

      @@bs4e lol imagine there being something you are not taxed on

  • @kallyannabanana3723
    @kallyannabanana3723 Před 5 lety +18

    HE STILL TOOK THE MONEY THOOO

    • @leahalford9432
      @leahalford9432 Před 3 lety +4

      It’ll take days for a 10 million check to go through and he probably had it voided.

    • @noobel9238
      @noobel9238 Před rokem

      You can call the bank and void any check payment. Also once it goes over a specific payment amount they legally have to contact him and get his okay on the check

  • @kloomfn
    @kloomfn Před 4 lety +7

    Me:wins lottery
    my dad that has been "dead" for 6 years: hi i heard you in the newspaper
    Me: plz dont

  • @melanies3355
    @melanies3355 Před 5 lety +61

    Are we not gonna talk about how Jennifer is Anne Shirley?

  • @12345jli
    @12345jli Před 2 lety +4

    8:57 thirteen and house scenes are always the best

  • @mactire6045
    @mactire6045 Před 3 lety +20

    Everytime i see Donal Logue it makes me sad that we didn't get more than one season of Terriers. It was literally the best show of the last 15 years that was cancelled after 1 season.

  • @isaiahperez3458
    @isaiahperez3458 Před 5 lety +3

    2:57 yeah very nice response Taub

  • @alexthrailkill
    @alexthrailkill Před 4 lety +17

    Is that Gale from Breaking Bad? I can’t see him in any other role😂

  • @boimantoby5797
    @boimantoby5797 Před 5 lety +17

    0:09 yo it’s Gail

  • @simunator
    @simunator Před 3 lety +3

    the writers for this show was FANTASTIC.

  • @angelacarleton9575
    @angelacarleton9575 Před 3 lety +5

    I just notice Megan Follows a wonderful actress from Canada. She was the actress from "Anne of Green Gables." Good to see her in one of these series.

  • @conanbrodie6670
    @conanbrodie6670 Před 5 lety +67

    We all admit if someone won the lottery we know we’d be a lot nicer to them

    • @damianmurgatroyd5130
      @damianmurgatroyd5130 Před 5 lety +7

      Prima Rage yes it’s just human nature, most people would

    • @mickdavis2385
      @mickdavis2385 Před 5 lety +15

      And if you're the lotto winner your trust goes to zero.

    • @kalabell4098
      @kalabell4098 Před 5 lety +5

      I knew a lotto winner. They said I was the only one to not change how I treated them. And I'm a no nonsense b****.

    • @mikecane
      @mikecane Před 5 lety +1

      No. Not me.

    • @PiperPruiksma1986
      @PiperPruiksma1986 Před 5 lety +2

      I wouldn't. I treat them like the turd they are

  • @blank_0112
    @blank_0112 Před 4 lety +6

    "Lottery is stupid"
    someone's been watching idubbbz

  • @KolbyA
    @KolbyA Před 5 lety +16

    House to Thirteen: “You have the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom...”
    I’m laughing so *fucking* hard rn

  • @crazyex642
    @crazyex642 Před 4 lety +4

    "Maybe you don't have to hate the universe for dumping a giant turd on you"
    - House M.D.

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 Před rokem +3

    3:02 True.
    As for the pasient, I feel bad for people that win big on the lottery, it totally changes the way people treat you. Think I've heard plenty of stories about relatives murdering their own just to inherit the money they won as well. If I ever win I hope it's an okay but still relatively small sum, as much fun as it would be to have 20 mill euro or something it would just make life worse in many aspects.

  • @tomlxyz
    @tomlxyz Před 4 lety +3

    I'm so paranoid about people's intentions that I don't think that I could get fake friends

  • @LordGingerBerry
    @LordGingerBerry Před 4 lety +10

    “You got the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom.”

  • @ItsCrayon
    @ItsCrayon Před 5 lety +2

    I cannot get over that Harvey from Gotham and that guy from breaking bad are both in this episode.