This Means War! | House M.D.
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- House and Wilson almost brawl over mysterious pranks being played on them in their new apartment. In the end the true prankster reveals all.
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Season 6 Episode 13 "5 To 9"
During a day in the life of Princeton-Plainsboro's Dean of Medicine, Dr. Lisa Cuddy, the inner workings of the hospital are seen through her eyes. This day proves to be especially trying as Cuddy wrestles with myriad hospital issues and staff disputes that test her perseverance and skills as an administrator, all while juggling issues in her personal life.
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He wrecked House's flat screen.
House stole Cuddy away from him.
Now that's payback haha
Pity the writers didn't let House keep his happy ending.
@@tek512 Actually that was because Lisa's actress left because of the budget cuts
@@tek512 I think he got plenty of happy endings if you understand what I'm saying
@@tek512 happier than with Wilson? Lol Bros b4 hos
Actually he stole cuddy from lucas
Soon enough I'll be able to piece together all the scenes and watch the entire show.
@@kimberly11091 yeah but this way is FREE!
Karthik K that is the dream..
Lmao
@@kimberly11091 weren't the episodes on Netflix as well
@@kimberly11091 ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I WENT THROUGH THE EFFORT OF WATCHING IT ALL ON PERFECTLY LEGAL SITES WHEN I COULD'VE JUST WENT ON PRIME RJSNSKDNDJDNSNNSHEJEJEK
House just saying"The opossum was meant for me..."while turning his head dramatically is GOLD XD
I don't know why... But in my head, this scene triggers flashbacks from the Live action 101 Dalmatians.
@@sirjazz1268 Maybe because Hugh Laurie was in that as well?
i love that too! XD
2 years later, he still has not said that
in the end it was meant for both but still it was great scene.
"You would never sacrifice the flat screen!" 😂😂😂
I knew it wasn't Wilson as soon as the handrail in the tub broke, yes Wilson cut house's cane before making him fall, but damaging a handrail in a slippery tub with water could have caused House to hit his head that is crossing the line of physical harm that Wilson would impose on House. They have their own rules of lines they don't cross, that is what makes their pranks extreme yet controlled and hilarious for us.
@@maragathm lol explain him filing down the cane then
Waylan Mui that wouldn’t have caused irreversible damage to house
@@sams517 bold of you to assume he can't hit his head after tripping with a broken cane
@@lilcheaty Going unconscious on dry ground means you wake up later. Going unconscious in a tub full of water means you drown and die.
Big difference there, bud.
"something is breaking into our apartment and pranking us"
it's Lupus.
It's never lupus. Lol
bigtonka82 Magic.
Can someone explain the lupus thing
@@stevenwhite3.1415 because for the longest time as they are diagnosing and throwing out options for what it could be someone always said could be lupus, but then it would always get dismissed. Lupus is an inflammatory disease caused when the body's immune system essentially attacks its own tissue. It can cause an array of symptoms which is why whenever there are saying:
"could be X diagnosis." "no couldn't be X diag because although Y sym matches X diag, it doesn't explain Z sym because Z sym does not match X diag"
Lupus is often X while Y is a symptom similar to lupus. Z rules it out though.
They have this diagnosis puzzle that they try to work through in almost every episode almost like filler time. We've heard that it could be lupus so many times only to hear that it couldn't be lupus because of symptom Z that we joke around that it's never lupus. Even though writers acknowledge it and in what episode when someone says it could be lupus someone (probably House) responded "it's never lupus!" lol
It was Walpole
and then hes arrested for assault and destruction of property and has to explain to the judge that he did it because they bought the apartment first.
Lol...yeahhhh. Well this is why its a peice of fictional entertainment
oh yea, and lets tack on blackmail as well, because theres like 20 people there and half of them are probably staff willing to testify.
This series is so smart it has dumb people questioning it's logic as if they were geniuses that found an error in a master piece. The guy didn't yell an open speech to the hole cafeteria, it is assumed that he was talking with sufficient volume that only House and Wilson would hear him, just like it happens in every other series or movie. Also the guy is smart as House said after the sprinklers were unleashed "this guy is good" he said and if a genius says someone is good then he is as smart or even smarter, so of course he wouldn't leave evidence to prove he is guilty, don't you think House would had searched for evidence in the first place? If he didn't have any and was decided to wait for the perpetrator to show himself it's because there was none. And they are not going to the police because what they value the most is Cuddy's "friendship", they don't want to lose her, ironically even when they harmed her with the condo. Also they being guilty of wrong doing makes them feel as if they deserved the punishment, like the guy said, Wilson was feeling remorse, so the punishment helped him by paying a price for his bad actions. That's why some criminals fake that you wrong them to extort you, because people would feel less likely to fight or avoid bad actions done to them if they felt some guilt or responsibility, it's a psychological thing. That's why this was a masterful plan and all you doubting it and liking comments that say otherwise are just idiots and as every single idiot shown in this series and in real life you will feel offended by this instead of admiting you were wrong and that I'm right thanking me for helping you understand. Wise people are grateful by the truth, dumb people get offended by it...
@@TheGoodContent37 wow you must be really depressed when you found out house is a finctional chartacter and cant physically kiss his ass huh?
@@TheGoodContent37 assuming noone heard it is flatout lying to yourself. People are naturally curious and also want to know everything. Even in fiction denying this fact makes everyone else other than the characters were focused on seem not real which further makes the characters themselves not real breaking the immersion and relatability. Also, dumb people most often don't even know the truth. Change my mind.
I actually didn’t think Wilson would’ve sabotaged the handrail cause that’s genuinely dangerous and I found that very out of character for him.
He has sabotaged House's cane before but i suppose that's not quite as dangerous.
House could have died from a sabotage like that.
Even though it's filmed it still looked extremely violent, as if he actually was about to hit his head very hard against the side of the tub.
Alls fair in love and war
@@CrazyRhinoceros Yeah, and house was in the hospital at the time. If he was somehow mortally wounded, doctors were right there.
Tripping a guy with a cane is one of the lowest things you can do
Have you ever seen House? I'd trip him too lol
98% of things House has done are lower.
That's the least he can do that house deserves.
@@Event_Horizon91 "they go low, we go lower" ok
Mike Fortier true and truthfully someone should’ve knocked him out
I love how the death of the flatscreen was Wilson’s proof that House wasn’t the culprit
"Canoeing. I must be taking on water."
Sass Level: HOUSE
I love his sarcasm
Sass level: HOUSE IN A HOUSE
@@gennarosevero1856 hah.
Sass level 😂😂😂
What was he humming
"Expect a bill for repairs... and payback."
I love when the writers let Wilson in on the fun.
With a dramatic finger pointing to boot.
Yesss the Wilson finger-point is epic character detail, he repeats it in other episodes
Don't worry guys, House eventually retaliated by parking in Cuddy's place
Alberto_S. Season and episode?any idea?
@@sdin6641 no
@@sdin6641 season 3 episode 13 -Wikipedia
I think he means the season 7 finale
@just another gabs Yep
I love how House and Wilson are so close and yet cut on each other so much...lol
*cut off?
They probably do that because they are super close lmao
Just like Holmes and Watson
Typical friendship :)
welcome to how real men act with there real friends.
@@hardwirecars Not just men, sweetheart. It was not invented solely by/for you...
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SCENE FOR YEARS!! THANK YOU!!
“YOU WOULD NEVER SACRIFICE THE FLATSCREEN” lmfao😂😂😂
The sad part is if the brilliant doctor had any logic, he should have quickly unplugged the TV as quick as possible. Contrary to popular belief, electronics are not destroyed by being wet, but by being wet and having power to them. Unplugging something and allowing it time to dry out, it can easily work again as long as you wait long enough for it to COMPLETELY dry.
at this moment, house had bigger things to fry
issue is that water seeps through the nooks and crannies of the flat head or tv in general, thus ruining the plasma of a tv.remember some of the most expensive TVs have parts from china...though they are assembled here. the water resilience is rather lack luster I would imagine.
@@ThaMagnaCarta china =/= bad and cheap. And that has been true for many years now.
you ruined this entire scene for me thanks
The closest time they came close to solving a real mystery together like their inspired duo Holmes and Watson, imo.
Same letters to, Holmes Watson, house wilson
@@RealD8 It's like the creator has said multiple times that this is show is based on Sherlock Holmes, or something.
Hahaha yeah, show went full circle.
The Opossum was meant for me....
*epic zoom in*
Duh duh duh!
That was super dramatic
Wilson calling it "That THING..." cracks me up.
Munchausen45 he was cute :)
I like how he chose to have a cricket bat and not baseball bat.
Udhay Kumar British Actor yo
That's so Indian of us!!
@@Douglas_Props same british actor said he hated tea so whats your point?
Unlike a baseball bat, a cricket bat trades wider surface area for sheer weight behind the swing and weight in heft.
Stetson Herrick don’t overthink it hugh probs just had one at home and brought it in for the prop
4:56
“Maybe you self-pranked.”
“I don’t masterprank.”
I am ashamed of how long it took me to get this joke.
does he mean masterbation?
Duh
Bruh you just made me realize
Masturprank.
Then you will be pleased to know that it was one of the easy ones and that you probably missed many hilarious ones.
Or wait, what does please mean again ?
"The opossum was meant for me" accompanied by the dramatic camera zoom is too funny.
So let's see... the guy unleashed an opossum into their apartment, sabotaged the handrail in the bathroom, and set off the fire sprinklers. Nevermind that last one, the first two alone could get the guy jailed for a very long time... not to mention the large amount of property damage to the guy's belongings as well as the apartment itself. And he's only concerned about them telling Cuddy? If anything, he should be *begging* them for mercy.
I think it's implied he's clever enough to not leave proofs behind.
@@imaEnVideo Thats true. But he doesn't seem smart enough to keep his mouth shut in a cafeteria full of people after he deliberately tripped the guy with a cane. Surely someone would have heard enough to be a useful witness. It doesnt have to fly in court just with Cuddy.
@@spiderbass4hire474 It's hilarious anyone would even suggest Cuddy's boyfriend was smart by "not leaving proofs behind", completely ignoring the fact he intentionally trips House, which then gains the attention of every person in the entire cafeteria, stands up and then openly announces his guilt to a whole roomful of people who are now all intently looking and listening to every single word he said . . . lol.
They are more scared of Cuddy than interested in putting him in prison.
Cuddy will do whatever it take to prevent him getting a ticket to a cell, she is also one of those few people who get guts to hire house.
4:10 "The opposum (dramatic zoom) was meant for me."
I love the cinematography of the show
I mean, they really escalated the drama level for that one zoom
It sounds silly, but I can't get over House peeking over at 4:21
Makes him like 7-years old boy who hides from evil lurking.
Not silly at all lmao
'The possum was meant for me...'
Easily the best thing ever said on this show. Really belongs in a cinematic trailer.
Not really, not even close. Just another good line/delivery, nothing more.
I love how Wilson totally believes House after “You would never sacrifice the flatscreen”.
"Are you out of your mind?"
"As a former psychiatric patient, I take offense to that terminology"
LOL
Ahead of its time
House is the best comedian I know
That had me on the floor
Wilson-“What ever happens to proportional response”
House-“What ever happens to coherent Conversation?”
House level of sass:1000000000
"... I will tell Cuddy that she lost her dream place to you two."
Okay, I can't even imagine how patronized Cuddy felt when she found out that her boyfriend was committing a slew of felonies against her two best doctors: both of whom she had known for years before Lucas. That should have been the end of their relationship.
Well house did end up stealing her away from him lol
Patronised? She would have felt so turned on.
@@naughtyskywalker9292 Except not. Lucas did fess up to the pranking, kinda, after the fact and Cuddy didn't approve.
...and you thinking you know how the fictional female character felt is not patronizing?)
Cuddy is an extremely childish, patronizing person. Maybe she'd enjoy it.
He got House wet. House gets Cuddy wetter. House IS indeed the MASTER PRANKER.
Also, he did prank her place so they're even.
"Wilson Annexed The Sudetenland" - House
"Czechoslovakia has been capitulated"
*cries in Beneš*
hoi
Wilson did nothing wrong.
Where is that line lol ? :D
Wilson has the best reaction face
security would've arrested this man, for attacking a doctor, i doubt payback would be available in a jail cell.
Except that would mean that House would have to rely on someone else. That he himself was unable to take revenge.
@Starscream91 you sound like a moron. saying a challenge is not the same as knocking down a cripple.
if i walked up to your grandma and either said "fight me" or laid her ass out, im pretty sure the laying her ass out would be the more damaging scenario, which is worthy of calling the police for
@Starscream91 ah yes, because challenging someone to a fight is equal to intentionally tripping over a crippled dude, breaking in to someone's house and planting a dangerous animal, sabotaging hand rails, and causing potentially thousands of dollars worth of property damage in by triggering fire sprinklers.
His leg was out and a guy tripped on it. Nobody at the hospital likes House except Wilson. So it is 2 people saying a dude tripped him intentionally versus 20 staff saying House's hands were full and he misstept with his cane.
Payback would be when the guy drops the soap in prison
When he revealed himself to be the prankster. A small montage of of he set each prank up would have been satisfaction.
"the opossum... was meant for me" the absolute drama of it all
You tripped a cripple...forget the rest. Hung in a public square.
As a former psychiatric patient I take offense to that terminology. 😂😂😂
House : YOUR POSSUM...... WAS MEANT FOR ME!!!!!
*Opposum
*Opossum
Opossum is the American species.
Only Wilson can say expect payback and not be threatening at all. Just knowing him his threat holds no intimidation whatsoever his face cracks me up also
You're right, my first thought was that he was referring to a third person or spiritual source for the payback. Which is some excellent long term character development.
Wilson grabbing two tiny dishcloths to try and cover a 60 inch flat screen is funny as hell
1:01
I can’t even dictate Wilson’s reaction but it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😂
"You would never sacrifice the flat screen."
Wilson knows House well lol
0:58
My reaction the split second I saw my friend's cat from an odd angle and thought it was a beaver
5:28 Oh sure Wilson, like wiping the water off the flat screen is gonna keep the sprinklers from soaking it even more.
Have you ever got flooded in your flat? Your first reactions when that happens are often not well thought
I mean, it does take him less than 5 seconds to realize it.
@@imaEnVideo I remember when it happened to me, my first reaction was to throw 6 towels on ground to soak the water... yeah did not quite work the way I thought in that moment that it would :-D
*_"Use your own bathroom!"_*
*_"nO cAnOe In My BaThRoOm"_*
4:13 that delivery kills me every time XD
“She’s under this odd impression that you guys are her friends” So you tripped the man with a gimp leg? How does that justify anything?
If you're the one who initiated the conflict, the opponent should be allowed to retaliate as strongly as they want.
If my "friends" screwed with me by intentionally taking away something that I wanted, I'd shatter their spines and flay their skin.
@@kaiz1845 You, have anger issues.
@@kaiz1845 I agree but I would do more damage then that
@@kaiz1845 All Wilson did was buy a place, its not like they even interacted with the dude and made it so that he couldnt purchase it. There was no "intentonal" taking away of anything
You need help. Id hate to be in the same viscinity as you in fear I'd get murdered just cause I happened to breathe the same air you did.
@@tonyacosta4574 Why?
That dramatic zoom in at 4:15 is directorial comedy gold.
"The opossum... Was meant for me..."
Wilson: Arrives home and walks in to find House clutching a bath bar, face cut. “What are you doing in the dark?”
“Laying in wait,”
*reaches behind himself to turn on the light*
That was unreasonably funny.
I love how he didn’t bother asking why house was threateningly holding a bath bar.🤣🤣🤣
House bathing and singing is extremely calming, knowing of his usual nature at work
4:57--“I don’t masterprank”. The writers of this show were phenomenal!! (So was the acting!)
how about getting this back on Netflix
lits 0_0 It’s on Amazon Prime, if you have an Amazon account and are a member of Prime, you can watch all 8 seasons of House while waiting for your one day shipping.
@@scottwpilgrim prime has adds.
cioda prime has one add in between episodes, it’s not too bad. Certainly better than Hulu.
cioda I’ve never had an advert on my prime account. Are you sure?
Get Off Your Bass And Lets Fish Having a Prime account is useful in more ways than one. You get Prime shipping, exclusive membership deals, and Prime Video. I have both and I’ve never needed to pay for cable tv ever.
"I don't Masturprank" Lol. Golden.
The yelp at 2:37 is on par with Wilson's "oh!!" when he first opens the door and spots the possum
I think that was the bath squeaking not house yelping... Look closely, house's mouth was shut
3:24 one of the most underrated wilson lines in the show
I love House: You can't even imagine the retribution 😂😂😂
Imagine if every time someone bought a home someone else wanted, the one who didn't get the place started sabotaging it. Nice world we would live in then.
Civil lawsuit lawyers with be rich
*5:48*
*Whenever I think about the guy uploading House M.D. videos here:*
The grab rail “trick” is pretty vicious. I’ve seen someone who had one fail, his busted face and broken arm was not as funny as it may seem.
@@damionm121 That's not how anything works.
"Now his suffering equals out because he actually feels remorse."
6:35 now watch the guy behind house agreeing with pride and joy
"The opossum...was meant for me."
So dramatic. 😂
Why don't they just talk to Cuddy about what he's doing. wtf you mean
IIRC at the end of the episode, it was revealed that she knew about it. I think she told Lucas to stop or he told her that he should do more. Then she responded with a kinda believable sounding "It's just a condo"
This guy couldn't handle that they bought the flat he was looking at before he did, so he felt the need to destroy their living space, turn them against each other, and trip the one with a cane, all so that he could "establish his superiority". That is the saddest, most insecure thing I've ever heard, all he's done is prove his immaturity and that he has no life. He could've used that time and money to find another place to live, but he just couldn't just let it go. My family is moving and someone bought the house my mom really liked before we could get it, that doesn't mean my mom went and slashed their tires out of spite, we just found another house. In fact, now those people and us are neighbors.
I kinda went on a tangent. The point is that that guy was pathetic and I'd have laughed in his face at the statement "Now that I've established my superiority"
Seriously like- did you see the way House fell? That could have gone SO much worse than a cut. He could have gotten a concussion and drowned because no one was home. I feel like that was the most malicious prank out of all of them.
Wilson’s reaction to the possum 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fun fact about fire sprinklers: there's a glass tube thing that breaks when it gets hot which sets it off, the only time you'd have a situation where you'd pull an alarm and have everything go off would be a paper mill or something where the whole factory would go up within a few minutes
"You can't even imagine the retributions." I do, and I would have liked to see it !
"you bought the house I wanted so I gave you water damage"
A couple times a year I get sucked into a long House clip binge, and a long Sopranos clip binge.
Cudy: Wilson, why are you so tired?
Wilson: House kept me up all night.
His reaction to seeing the possum is fantastic.
2 grown men fight over a bathtub privilage
Now this is entertainment
Men and their bathroom....like women with their walk-in closet.
It's an obsession!
This is a very fun episode! :D
Yes a new house video
I like the fact that House’s choice of weapon is a cricket bat instead of a baseball bat 4:33 - probably resembles Hugh’s choice of sport being cricket instead of baseball seeing as he’s English
1:35 xoxo excited blonde Gossip Girl 😂
"the opossum was meant for me"
10/10 plot twist would twist plot again
Me as house, speaking loudly for everyone to hear: "you hear that Wilson, he openly admired to breaking into our appartment multiple times, intentionally sabotaging property with the intent to harm us, tripped a cripple to gloat about his attempts to physically hurt us, then threatened us with more of the same. I say we go to the police and press charges." I hate tv responses to shit like this.
It would have been great if they had pulled the Niles and Fraser 'law-suit' scene!
After the guy trips House, Wilson would loudly exclaim "We're getting you the best medical team this man can buy!"
“Are you out of your mind?”
“As a former psychiatric patient, I take offense to that terminology.”
😂🤣😂
0:18 that is such a nice door.
In the words of Bugs Bunny, “Of course you realize, dis mean war!”
"...and established my superiority."
That guy's survival strategy is to get people fighting over opportunity to stomp him.
"Superiority". He hid like a coward and then said "you can't get me back or I'm telling the teacher!".
@@HaloLvl43Legit i just realized that he majorly reminds me of Ben Sharpio. The same "tidbit boy and teacher's pet with superiority complex" energy.
He's reading Stiletto lol
Awesome easter egg. Love this show ❤️
Man said “Canoeing but I appear to be taking on water” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love how all the thumbnails are trying to grab a new audience with the screengrab reaction images
I just love their friendship
As soon as House said "This means war" I do believe Wilson's next thought was "What have I gotten myself into?"
Chase is both amazed and curious to know which joke It was 🤣
This is actually Season 6's Episode 12, ie "Moving the Chains", not the S06E13. Correct your description, poster.
"I know where you live."
"I'm a doctor with a wide variety of skills to make your life well...end."
After watching this video i literally opened the full episode and watched it to the end to see if they actually got revenge or not AND NOW im super pissed that they didnt...
You owe me $35 for the grab rail I installed. Literally puts in on the side where he can’t reach it.
“Oh this guy is good” 😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is the ultimate form of petty.
Ahhh the flat screen lol I love Wilson.
4:01 Praise to the writer, or who ever, who properly called the animal an opossum, its proper name, instead of possum.
4:36 how i love this
Their faces at 6:48 reminded me of the photo of Shrek and Donkey after watching the Welcome to Duloc puppet show. 😂
Miss this show
"His suffering will equal out 'cos he actually feels remorse." As if that's not funny enough, it's followed by Wilson's expression.
“Canoeing, but I seem to be taking on water”
“You would NEVER sacrifice the flat-screen!”