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- čas přidán 1. 03. 2019
- House must survive an entire dinner with Cuddy's mother but does it in the craziest way he knows how.
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Season 7 Episode 9 "Larger Than Life"
When a bassist (Matthew Lillard) passes out after saving a woman in a subway station, the team must treat him amidst his newfound celebrity, while he begins to realize he may be a better man than he believed. Meanwhile, House must survive a dinner with Cuddy's mother (Candice Bergen), and Taub comes to terms with his marriage after he is featured in an ad for the hospital.
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Cuddy didn't verbally approve of house's actions but that look of appreciation on her face says it all.
More of a snicker of "yep, im involved with this lunatic" at the same time of the inner child to revenge to her mother comments.
especially that smile on her face while they did the dishes together
I had always enjoyed washing dishes with my wife, averaging out the misery. Love you, Betty. Miss you.
I would have died laughing at that one. Cuddy held herself up pretty great
This is why they were the perfect match. How many other people would be ok with house dosing their mother?
@@Rkenton48 when she said "we have to average out our misery." I wish she said it with her usual warm & kindness. She never talked like that to the previous boyfriend either. Maybe bc he might not have taken her seriously otherwise. I actually appreciate that the writers included House being displeased with the mom when she insulted Cuddy in front of him.
"Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath..."
Best line ever.
so glad I'm not the only one that loves this line!
He is not a sociopath
He is arrogant and narcisistic but he cares for people
enes akar he’s a sociopath
@@johnjordan3552 you're talking as if someone is trying to debate other wise
The fact that Wilson is even at the dinner, and all his reactions to everything that he’s not even apart of is, absolutely golden.
Someone has to make sure House doesn't screw it up
Yeah why was he there anyway?
@@rachelsingermacdonald Emotional support Wilson.
I laughed so hard when he passed out too
Wilson is his family and this is the meeting of the family
Wilson: "Actually, the whole sugar makes kids hyper thing is a myth"
Cuddy's mom: *self righteous stare of anger and offense*
"How dare you correct me with factual studies!"
@@DisKorruptd Oddly relevant for today. Stay safe during covid.
So Cuddy's mother is a Karen ?
@@WhyTho525 I think she'd be more of a yenta... Since ya know, she's Jewish. But I could be wrong.
When you are proven wrong of your irrational believes The Karen Part of your Brain activates, which releases a chemical called dihydrokarenin which causes a self righteous state of anger and offence.
Wilson realizing he's been dosed too is great
YOU dugged m agan?
*Face slams*
I laughed so hard because house was just amused by it😂😂😂😂
This is the third time it has happened.
I love the fact that Wilson's forehead is already red before he loses conscious. That's dedication🤣
Frrr
Mother-in-law acting like she knows more about science when surrounded by three of the best doctors in the world is probably the most realistic aspect of this show.
😂
Cuddy? Really? One of the best in the world?
@@shrapnel77she runs the most advance hospital in the country and command (in paper) one of the most brilliant doctor in the world.... Yes she is definitely one of the best doctor, at least in the same league with wilson.
@@MrHarshaagousta She's an administrator. If she was THAT good, she would be where House is. These are fictitious characters so everything here is moot, but she would be ACTIVELY practicing medicine, instead of administering people at the hospital.
@@shrapnel77She had to be a "normal" doctor before being promoted
The restraint House showed before Cuddy's mom passed out was the most restraint he's showed throughout the entirety of these clips I've watched.
I’d say the whole series.
really was good timing on that dose too. House was about to let loose on her.
considering she just called her daughter a sIut, I mean.
Anyone would lose restraint at that, not just House. He was being normal for once.
she agreed!
@@Dracon350 House was about to go fuckin nuclear.
I love how it’s a family dinner and Wilson’s always there 😂
Because he IS family!
Yup. He is family. The end
pretty sure its shabbat dinner as their jewish, my guess is he might have tagged along..? but no it is still very funny to me
@@michaelbyrnes803 , all Jews are one and the same, so Wilson being there makes perfect sense as to why he should be there.
@@annatribe4244 w h a t?
"That is what a relationship is. We average our misery."
Damn.
Man House got slammed by that.
Tiia Mannix 🧲 If I knew it was okay not to be perfect in life , I might of married.
Facts though
@@MrMrvin27 Oh boo hoo, whiny brat, you probably don't even understand the true meaning of this phrase
@@MrMrvin27 sharing the misery makes it half as bad. Smooths out the spikes on the graph of your misery chart. Relationships are worth it.
Not all heroes wear capes.
They know the right dosage.
MrHEC381991 lol Yes!!
I want to be a hero to my family
They ARE actually doctors. And house has done it befote
mn Uh duh 🙄 we’re not new here
So does assasins
"Say you two got married. Would you convert to Judaism?"
"We haven't gotten that far, Mom"
"That's actually a REALLY interesting question..."
Cuddy's *seriously?* face kills me every time 🤣
She obviously knows very little of House to even ask the question. No way he converts.
@@shrapnel77He can’t even convert to being a good person
Wilson was there exclusively to throw wood into the fire, and the way house notices that mid way into the dinner at 4:41 and 4:56 always cracks me up
A little early to be taking the Twinkie out of the wrapper.
"Sedatives, the gift that keeps on giving! "
- Gregory House M.D.
That originally a Cosby quote?
@@jimmy2k4oremember “Dr.” Bill Cosby.
Cuddys mom: *being annoying*
House: "I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move"
I read that in his voice
I hate that I love this
@@ghostikko9929 lmao same
.
It's literally one of his go to cheese strats.
Imagine being such great friends that you're totally fine with being drugged by your best friend
Shini Ryuga called "QB sneaking" when you slip roofies into your friend's drinks for fun. Big with the frat bros and yes you have to be damn close with someone to pull this off
I’d knock you out soon as I wake up
I do. He's a writer. Claims to be looking for new material.
Christopher Marlowe yeah psychedelics are virtually harmless in safe environment and if the user knows what they’re doing, but without any knowledge of doing it would cause you to have a massive panic attack. People have gotten heart attacks.
Edit: harmless physically. Psychologically, there can be issues-especially when the person doesn’t know it, as already stated.
I bet Cosby wishes he had friends like that
I love how Wilson is just always co-opted in as House’s husband
Oh yeah definitely. I wholeheartedly agree 🙌
You people refuse to look at men and see them as human beings. House and Wilson have a perfectly healthy friendship, not that you would ever know what that is
@@smoldoggy1005 it's funny lighten up
Literally anytime House has to do something for or with Cuddy and her family, Wilson is always there or involved is some way!
@@smoldoggy1005 Healthy? Definitely no. Friendship, oh, yes.
I love how the only coherent sentence that comes out of Wilson's mouth before he passes out is "You've gotta be kidding me". Lol
i keep trying to find out what he was trying to say after that. all i can get is "you drugged [butane? your cane?]?"
It's "you drugged me again?" As I recall, this was not the first time House drugged Wilson lol.
@@supercutemimi12 Yeah, the other time it was a bunch of meth right before he performed a breast exam.
@@Enderplays12 there was another time in season 5 or 6 I believe, where house roofied Wilson so that House (disguised as one Dr. Perlmutter) could give Wilson's career-ending speech on euthanasia rather than letting his best friend sabotage his life like that. It was actually pretty touching.
Still means he has drugged Wilson 3 times in 4 years tho.
@@supercutemimi12 Someone should tell all those ADHD people that they were taking meth all along !
Chase: Jack doesn’t have cancer
House: GOD! That’s awful! I’ll be right in...😂😂😂😂
That reminds me of the scene in The Mutiny
Was master's the only one who actually hung the phone up on house mid sentence?
I accidentally read the title as " House does cuddys mother"
Same
@@detectivesnickers6176 same honestly
:/
@@natasha5117 I was glad when I realized it said "doses" lol
So did I, pal. So did I.
S. Preetam Raj I was looking for this comment 😂😂
I just love that Wilson was there. Him and House are so co-dependent on each other.
“Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath” that line always kills me 😂
There should be compliation for everytime House has drugged Wilson
It will be a stupidly long video 😂
I believe there is
HYDROiD Gaming where?
I need to know
I would watch it every day
Cuddy:
"We average our misery."
House:
"( O c O)"
James Peterson *insert surprised pikachu*
Averaging your missery with House would be suicide for most people
@@trueredlucky954 Good point, man!
LMAO
or it "must have been" her sister 7:47 Stick Glue B12
"I didn't read any studies. I just raised children."
A self-righteous comeback if there ever was one. How many children did she raise? Two, maybe three? That's a pretty small sample size. Maybe she should read some studies. They can analyze hundreds or even thousands of cases and eliminate personal biases at the same time.
IF done correctly haha, i can tell you from writing my own papers that more than half of the available medical papers have glaring issues in one field or another.
@@XpVersusVista Honestly, how many medical professional take statistics courses? From what I heard, a lot of sciences fail to have proper statistics information.
Good thing House went into the Medical business instead of becoming a phycologist lol
thats altered version of the "because I'm your dad/mum/parent" argument that most people know very well
Nah, druging them is a lot better.
I love how shocked House was when Cuddy told him to behave like an adult
He wasnt shocked , he was scared .
For a whole two hours yet!
The look of sheer terror on House's face when he was told he had to go to the dinner was a thing of beauty
"That is what a relationship is, we average our miseries", that line was perfect and House's face was like "hey that's MY line"
The Mighty .Chicken not what she meant
Seemed pretty straight forward to me
Bergen really nails it here, someone who comes to doctors to hear the thing they want, and not actual medical facts. Someone who would sit at a table with a Dean of medicine, a renowned diagnostician, and a chair of oncology...and think she knows better than them about kids and sugar!
That death stare he's giving her mother throughout the dinner is my favorite thing
Wilson realising he's been dosed was hilarious... My gosh... And that line "You drupme..gain" before he went out... Priceless.
Dancing and a hygen
House: "Sorry. I honestly thought you'd be worse."
Wilson: "im out" (hits head on desk)
Too bad this relationship didn't work out. House and Cuddy work so good together.
It didn't work out cause Cuddy's actress wanted more money. So the writers did their thing.
Nazael Rahl 🧬 Karma in the show ?
@@humanalsowritterstephanie2195 yeah, cuddy actress wanted more money, director said no, so she left and made cuddy character dissapear, not sure if the car crash and prison was scripted somewhere, but they managed it so well to keep it floating, no new cuddy, no forced "died" or just "quit". When house went to jail, for me that was one of my favorite season.
I wanted house to raise Cuddy's child and marry cuddy!
ikr! hollywoods messing with my feelings
What's funnier is that the whole "sugar makes kids hyper" is indeed a myth.
Never baby-sitted kids have you
@@merlijnbell8747 are you Cuddy's mom?
@@CODisthebest101 yes. It is me. Cody’s mom.
Of course it is a myth, there is added sugar in pretty much everything kids eat or drink. Ketchup has around 8 large spoonfuls in it, so kids will eat it to cover the vinegar taste.
It depends on how you define hyper. Does it give them lots of energy for twenty or so minutes? Sure. But then the sugar crash hits. If you mean hyper as in ADHD hyper, you're exactly right.
This show was best before Cuddy left the show. It was a shame she left early. The banter and chemistry between the trio of Cuddy, Wilson, and House was the best part of the show.
totally
blame the studio, instead of giving each cast member a raise they chopped the budget. Hugh already had a multi-season pay up front fee, but Cuddy and Wilson were only year by year, they wanted her to take a 50% pay cut, she said no and bounced. Hugh even offered to cover the lost portion and she said no it was the principle of the matter for her.
Can't blame her, the studio and network made a fortune off the show and simply because greedy
I love that Wilson is at the dinner too. XD
Them washing dishes with the ppl behind passed out in the back and instrumental
Gold
First of all: she's the ultimate Karen
Second: wilson's reactions about Judaism and Cudy calling him House not Greg are awesome
Love the way she smiles after he says "Isn't this nice?". They're so cute together!
House: "I've never met your daughter."
Cuddy's Mom: "That's hard to believe, since you're currently schtupping her."
House: *surprised Pikachu*
Excuse me... what is schtupping?
@@evelyn1558 When a Daddy House and a Mommy Cuddy love each other very much...
Do jews in USA rly use those sort of phrases all the time or did they just overdo it here to make a point?
@@AUSSIETAIPAN No, just...cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
@@BJ52091 please point out what was anti - semitic there. I could be jewish just not from the USA for all you know.
"Pain in the ass with a god complex"
Why yes, yes i am. Thank you for noticing
🤔
Torn Tokoroa 🕰 Totally!!!! That’s how some are in life & it’s CRAZY !
Please don't tell me someone has to sedate you as well...
Dave Mustaine be like
Is she ill? Don't like that look house gave at the end
The look of horror on Cuddy's face when Wilson and her mom passed out was priceless... I don't know how he manages to still surprise her.
Cuddy's mother: *passes out*
Gregg: *Drinks tea like nothing is going on*
I love how casually he treats sedating people
She was evil but I get the feeling she really respected House, and really wanted them to be together, for her daughter to be happy, seen in another later episode.
I wouldn't put her in the evil category, more bitchy and awful.
@@hadracks Absolutely correct! Bitchy fits her perfectly)
House is much worse than her, if she is evil what is he? She even tried to plot House and Cuddy getting together again so that was kind of sweet.
She's a yenta...that's what they do, Mettle and matchmake. They are the original karens.
"I have a train to catch."
Well, at least House had the decency not to make a Holocaust joke.
Patriotic Justice I would have been ALL over that one
That would be too much
He did say "Hay! Stop that Jew!" in an episode.
@@kissofdeath4449 yeah but that’s not really even a joke just a blunt statement that is kinda funny.
@@QixTheDS would have been a joke if he said it in a bad german accent?
Always loved that House's breaking point was her attacking Cuddy
The thing he does every day lol. He reminds her of her mom.
- That's what a relationship is, we average our misery...
- *confused pikachu meme*
Kekka Dake Da Cheese 🧀 Cat 🐱Cute MeMe , I can image the voice now , Pica Pica Ch---õ!!!!!!
Pika......pi..............ka....?.....??????...?????
Shocked*
shocked, not confused
That is what a relationship is. We average our misery - Perfect line
Sad. But true😏
Yeah
..
Yes I know and no you aren't coping any thing else for your amusement.
One of few times I ever saw Hugh Laurie bring genuine fear to character of House was in the presence of Cuddys' mum. House truly loved Cuddy and clearly wanted to make their relationship work.
I love the look at 5:54 he looks at Wilson knowing he’s next
i just love how even cuddys mom dismisses wilson and his sad issue.
Wilson is the comical punching bag, I feel bad for him tbh 😂
House repaid him in leaps and bounds in the end.
Cuddy: "That's what a relationship is. We average our misery."
House: *I think I'm falling for you*
1:58 that's the closest House ever comes to feeling pure, unadulterated terror.
...& Wilson
House does cuddy’s mother and Wilson
Ha ha, it was his bonus. If you are going to jail for life, might as well clear all debts. LOL
... again.
TheOne ok
OK I was gonna like your comment but you had 666 likes so.... Yeah sorry
Wow that's a way to meet a parent
Demarcus Faulkner 😲WOW IS TIGHT !!!! It was so scary , I thought she had pasted away of heart attack with pains she had said .
Still to much how she was drilling Dr. if only to test a busy person .
If he already is drugging parents , just think of what he might do to a pretty lady in hospital 🏥
6:39 - Cuddy looks in my eyes and smiles.
This whole scene is perfect. The way Cuddy doesn't even panic when her Mom passes out. She looks at her eyes for 2 seconds and realizes she's been dosed. Then Wilson sounds like he said "oh you've got to be kidding me, you dropped your cane?" As he realized he was on his way out too. The best part though is how perfectly timed House was with when the dose would kick in. He had it down to the split second. The moment he says "Mom" .....zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
No he Wilson said " You drugged me too ? ," No he House didn't dropped his cane . I reread the Closed Captioning .
@richa.s9912 Wilson said you drugged me again?
5:03 apparently cuddy had so much history dating in her life😂 she actually even sleep with her dad best friend,she admited it on season 6.
As soon as Wilson was knocked out, I laughed my ass off. It was good seeing that scene again, I haven't House M.D since I was binge watching it with my husband before we got married.
I will tell you one, thing. It's a good things that Cuddy's mother isn't my mother.
Isabeau Wolf me too
1:58 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wilson realizing he was dosed is one of the funniest moments in TV history 😅😅
I felt so sorry for Wilson in this one. But I also laughed so hard when he realized House got him too.
"That is what a relationship is. We average our misery."
That is one of the most House thing Cuddy said, you can see House totally turned on from hearing that.
He looks like he wanted to say "that's my line"
He looked frightened to me. Like, "oh shit, she's mastered my game and now uses it against me".
British America n Satilittes
As @key_v said. More of a "um why are you using my tatics and smartassneess against me" and in shock due to someone speaking to him like that.
that's my gift to you... *wilson passes out* and that's a gift to myself. i nearly shed tears laughing at that.
House's face througout this episode is priceless. The way he just sates at Cuddy's mother is hilarious.
"She hates me."
"House I need you to come to that dinner for two hours keep your mouth shut and behave like an adult. Yes, you will be in hell but I will feel better having you there. That is what a relationship is, we average our misery."
Pretty accurate about relationships and your gf/bf parents.
House has more self control than I do. I cannot be around my husband's mother. If I'm even near her, I get angry and ornery. My husband has accepted with grace that I stay as far away from his mom as I possibly can, with the exception of weddings and funerals and even then I keep my distance from her while being in the same vicinity as her. She's a real piece of work. And I *will not* take her BS without having something to say back, so my staying away from her is absolutely for the best. I'd run roughshod all over her given the chance...
When House realises that Cuddy chose him because he reminds her of her mother.
It's a common thing to date a personality of the parent you desperately seek validation from
Her mother calling the kettle black with the god complex comment.
“You jogged me agaim?!”
-Wilson
"That's what a relationship is. We average our misery"
She spittin facxx doe😳👌🏽
Wilson: You drugged me again?
House: Go Agane!
Thx for the translation!
House "does" Cuddy's mother
DarrKek Me too
Doses
DarrKek 💣🛠💎💳🔨💰🔨💰💳💎🛡🦠
So House you thinks drugged people to do them , possibly it can be written & pain in morning is worse after .
Thought I was the only one
The looks on House's face after meeting Cuddy's mother and after Cuddy sets him straight. Amazing.
“That’s what a relationship is. We average our misery.”
Yet she dropped him out of her life so easily like he was nothing. Sadly.
That was the actress fault. Not the character
@@Vastspartan Yeah but I kinda wish they didn’t have to have her and House end the way they did.
Well, the "misery" usually doesn't mean getting a car in your living room. It's already something from the psychiatrist's dictionary if there is one.
I love how Willson is having a blast till he tears up
"She's crazy and she hates me" - 90% of future sons-in-law...
6:13 I love how you can tell this is at least the second take of this scene due to the red patch on Wilson's forehead.
Yo good catch.
That face when he leaves the patient room.
Priceless.
"Children are awful"
And in thst moment House thinks, ' Her mother is like me.. thats why Cutty likes me.. '
I thought House actually likes kids
Arthur Srs house sees the innocence in children. They haven’t been absorbed into the world like everyone else so house still sees them as innocent and free of judgement. Everyone else house will quickly form a conclusion of judgement and act accordingly to it. With children he acts like a kid
@@anonym58063 he likes kids
1:48 I've never seen House so scared lol
Christina Z. IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW THAT FACE I CANT EVEN
You ever had your gf demand you have dinner with her parents?
Cuddy being completely fine with drugging them is the perfect relationship.
1:08 the way he says "we have a situation" just GETS to me XD
"Sorry I tried to spitroast your mother."
-Archer
@@humanalsowritterstephanie2195 - I think he's referring to an event in the tv show "Archer"..
Feardrinker Archer is great show too.
BlackjackJr. Archer was awesome, Would be something to watch , if now episodes again .
Boom
"That is what a relationship is. We average our misery."
Wow, yeah!
6:34 they look like a psychopath couple that just got away with murder and feel victorious.
‘I have been going out of my way to be nice to old Jewish ladies for months on the off chance one of them was your mum’ LOL actually so sweet
7:49 *distant stare* ... Its lupus.
It's NEVER lupus!
It's lumbago
@@roger5555ful Damnit Uncle, get back to work!
@@EmberwindTale Duch lisen here i have lubago,ma back ain't working that good no more
Musa.Joker 🕯
That face house makes when cuddy tells him he's coming to dinner is priceless
House's face when cuddy gets mad at him is gold lmaoo. 🙂
I wish this were possible for any and all awkward and tense family dinners 🤣🤣🤣 well played House...well played 👏👏
Love this scene and how House didn't once hesitate to stand up to her. Hated that they broke up.
How many times has House dosed Wilson now?
At this point,Wilson should know not to accept drinks from house.
@@bookworm3696 he didn't, he accepted it from Cuddy
at least twice, once here and once when he gave him antidepressants
@@nextgentips2 Actually, house dosed wilson with amphetamines. In the same episode it was revealed that wilson was dosing houses coffee with antidepressants for weeks.
AVincent Sotelo Make it three times. House doses Wilson to prevent him from delivering a pro-euthanasia speech at a medical conference.
I love how Cuddy is ok with House sedating her mom😂😂😂
Cuddy's Mother: Children are awful
House: I like this lady-
House looked like he was ready to beg Cuddy for mercy LMFAO
The looks on Lisa's face before & after House drugged those 2 was priceless🤣
“Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath….” Lol. I miss this show.
I've got to say that the line "Did you drug my mother?" and then Wilson's recognition that House drugged him too and his saying "You've got to be kidding" has to be one of the most memorable TV lines ever. I've had to come back and watch it several times because it just leaves my dying laughing since we've all been tempted at one point or another with our mother-in-laws :-)
I love how Wilson is having so much fun LMAO
That dinner was absolutely priceless!...in a slightly scary way. 🤣
6:39 Cuddy looking at camera makes it even funnier
The face that House makes once Wilson is realizing he has been dosed too 😂