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  • čas přidán 2. 10. 2022
  • Cuddy must make a bet with House in order to keep him on clinic duty all day.
    From House M.D. Season 3 Episode 12 'One Day, One Room' - House returns to the hospital after a short stint in rehab; Cuddy comes to collect on the debt of perjuring herself for House; House encounters a patient who tests positive for an STI and says she was raped recently.
    House (2004) Dr House, an ingenious and unsociable physician who flouts hospital rules, clashes with fellow doctors and his assistants as he comes up with controversial hypotheses about his patients' illnesses.
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Komentáře • 453

  • @danielbarker2522
    @danielbarker2522 Před rokem +4507

    I've been doing this challenge with women my whole life

  • @trevorsreya8277
    @trevorsreya8277 Před rokem +1872

    House: "Perjurer."
    Cuddy: "Felon."
    Love their relationship.

    • @TheEplestugas
      @TheEplestugas Před rokem +47

      Yes, especialy the car in cuddy's living room.

    • @cjrulz121
      @cjrulz121 Před rokem +5

      @@TheEplestugasAlmost like the broken dining room in the neighborhood

  • @lukusblack6442
    @lukusblack6442 Před 8 měsíci +576

    "I owe you ten" still makes me laugh.

  • @JamesHock
    @JamesHock Před rokem +1038

    "What happened to rehab?!"
    "I got out"
    Underrated line

    • @cptpepper7731
      @cptpepper7731 Před rokem +24

      The mandatory "underrated" comment in every comment section of anything that has ever been posted on YT

    • @Brokenface
      @Brokenface Před 9 měsíci +7

      ​@@cptpepper7731it's the law

  • @jphickey77
    @jphickey77 Před rokem +1602

    That "yes" from Cuddy at 3:56 about House finding some humanity is delivered incredibly well. Between the pause, the line read and her eyes, you can feel the real hope she has for him *and* her embarrassment at knowing what House will think of that hope *AND* her resolution to stick with it anyway.

    • @normancarter5419
      @normancarter5419 Před rokem +28

      Cuddy is smart and fun and serious and sarcastic and doesn't put up with any of their BS, that's what makes her so hot.

    • @johnhammond3605
      @johnhammond3605 Před rokem +7

      She still dumped him for the phoniest of reasons

    • @normancarter5419
      @normancarter5419 Před rokem +11

      @@johnhammond3605 From the script, made for good television finale.

    • @rickyanthony
      @rickyanthony Před rokem +2

      No, it was a run of the mill yes. But you should be a playwright.

    • @CooperDianeBob
      @CooperDianeBob Před rokem +7

      Lisa is a phenomenal actress

  • @sethmizrachi8337
    @sethmizrachi8337 Před rokem +1988

    It sucks that Lisa and the producers had a salary dispute. She deserved a better exit than she got.

    • @daviddundas4140
      @daviddundas4140 Před rokem +232

      Is that what happened, I read she didnt like the direction the producers took Cuddy, she felt she had done everything with the Character and yes, she deserved a better exit

    • @sethmizrachi8337
      @sethmizrachi8337 Před rokem +111

      @@daviddundas4140 I read that in another comment. I know the writer didn't know she was leaving because he said he would've written a better exit.

    • @ndronikusri1992
      @ndronikusri1992 Před rokem +8

      How did she leave?

    • @daviddundas4140
      @daviddundas4140 Před rokem +190

      @@ndronikusri1992 House ran his car into Cuddys dining room and was arrested, when he came back to the hospital some months later she was gone, they wrote her out, the whole House/Cuddy thing was really poorly done

    • @thatrandomguyo1
      @thatrandomguyo1 Před rokem +126

      @@daviddundas4140 It was confirmed by basically everybody it was a salary dispute. They pretty much just had to roll with it at that point because nobody expected it.

  • @oatnoid
    @oatnoid Před rokem +1037

    "You've got athlete's foot in your nose." Too funny. Super model exam "I owe you ten." I split a gut.

    • @Maverick734
      @Maverick734 Před rokem +14

      Who’s the super model more importantly

    • @oatnoid
      @oatnoid Před rokem +27

      @@Maverick734 That's Hottie DeJour.

    • @tejasdevgekar1154
      @tejasdevgekar1154 Před rokem +51

      how have us gentleman not sourced her.
      I did it myself. Kristen Glass.

    • @golfhound
      @golfhound Před rokem +7

      as long as I knew I was going to lose $10, I would've not only given her a thorough exam, I would've asked that patient out on a date. What's the big deal about Dawson Creek? I've never seen it.

    • @davidlacoste
      @davidlacoste Před rokem +3

      @@tejasdevgekar1154 Thank you, MVP.

  • @monam5962
    @monam5962 Před rokem +311

    House: Perjurer
    Cuddy:Felon
    The Name calling .🤣🤣

  • @peachydarl
    @peachydarl Před rokem +543

    this is one of the best episodes! love house and cuddy together

    • @jeffgoldbloom3425
      @jeffgoldbloom3425 Před rokem

      Which episode

    • @jasonarmstrong9656
      @jasonarmstrong9656 Před rokem

      @@jeffgoldbloom3425 I know it’s late but “one day one room” season 3 episode 12. It’s a standalone episode with Greta themes that you don’t need prior knowledge of the series.

    • @AngryFaceGames_
      @AngryFaceGames_ Před rokem

      Katheryne Winnick is the reason it's the best episode of House. Her performance in this episode is award worthy.

  • @chapmasi
    @chapmasi Před 8 měsíci +76

    5:00 That look on his face as he closes the door HAHAHAHAHHAHAA

  • @lesterjames2264
    @lesterjames2264 Před rokem +102

    That 4th wall look always cracks me up

  • @mark.lawrence
    @mark.lawrence Před rokem +80

    "i owe you ten"...
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheSlaj4496
    @TheSlaj4496 Před rokem +89

    Lmfao "why do I have to do this?"
    "I have a bum leg"

  • @SaltySeattleCyclist
    @SaltySeattleCyclist Před rokem +161

    "I'm ready to be judged" 🤣

  • @zahraasaheb207
    @zahraasaheb207 Před 10 měsíci +89

    “I’m ready to be judged !” I want this to be my life motto 😂

    • @adnanchikani7374
      @adnanchikani7374 Před 6 měsíci

      Well....let me be your lawyer then, Zahra. Side by side with you in the court of life 😉

  • @dunkodownunder
    @dunkodownunder Před rokem +28

    I need watch the series again. I'm hooked on these short clips.

  • @chiragpanwar5555
    @chiragpanwar5555 Před 10 měsíci +33

    5:02 is most replayed.
    You're welcome.

    • @driverjamescopeland
      @driverjamescopeland Před 2 měsíci +4

      0:46 - still trying to figure out who this actress is. I know I've seen her somewhere else.

    • @Thegr1m69
      @Thegr1m69 Před měsícem

      ​@@driverjamescopelandKatheryn Winnick, most likely you saw her in Vikings.

    • @driverjamescopeland
      @driverjamescopeland Před měsícem

      @@Thegr1m69 - YES! THANK YOU!

    • @Aim2Rock
      @Aim2Rock Před 28 dny

      Bron haired woman with a purple-ish dress at 5:02, is not that goddess named Katheryn Winnick. I'm still trying to figure who that actress is though

    • @dragonmagoz
      @dragonmagoz Před 14 dny

      @@Aim2Rock the actual name is Kristen Glass

  • @inflames2112
    @inflames2112 Před rokem +141

    They should have kept this going. Too funny

    • @asm7069
      @asm7069 Před rokem +5

      well they werent paying her too well, she didnt like it, probably among other thing with production aswell

  • @peevonb7070
    @peevonb7070 Před 8 měsíci +10

    the lens used in the 1min30 mark is just insane. BOKEEEH allright.

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays Před měsícem +8

    "I'm wearing a rumpled shirt and forgot to shave. You've got athlete's foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged."
    The key part of proper grooming is to put proper care into it. That's the whole point. If you're not putting the proper care into it in order to trick people into thinking you're a detail-oriented person, you're just lying. If you use the same toenail clippers in your nose as you do for your toenails, you are absolutely not putting the proper care into grooming.

  • @user-ls9oz6ch8x
    @user-ls9oz6ch8x Před 3 měsíci +5

    The fact House clips always get over a million views on CZcams is a confirmation of how good the show was; good writing, good casting of the rotating cast

  • @dianewinters8628
    @dianewinters8628 Před rokem +14

    He's so cute when he's flirty😍

  • @katiepalmer9434
    @katiepalmer9434 Před rokem +22

    good channel

  • @yehldyehld
    @yehldyehld Před rokem +55

    I love House's response to "Is that Vicodin?!"

  • @esmolol4091
    @esmolol4091 Před rokem +484

    House diagnoses three patients without touching them.
    House to Cuddy: "You owe me 30!"
    House enters the room of a Goddess of beauty...
    House leaves the room and goes to cuddy...
    House to Cuddy: "I owe YOU 10!"
    He touched her 4 times.
    Well that says a lot about him:
    1. He's a quite normal guy.
    2. He is honest and admits that he wanted to touch her.
    3. If Cuddy sends all hot women to house, he would run his most hated department "singlehandedly".

    • @spectrum5156
      @spectrum5156 Před rokem +52

      "single-handedly" omg 😭😭😭😭

    • @esmolol4091
      @esmolol4091 Před rokem +5

      @@spectrum5156 🤣

    • @esmolol4091
      @esmolol4091 Před rokem +8

      @@spectrum5156 Pun intended ;-)

    • @hardlockvevo4302
      @hardlockvevo4302 Před rokem +104

      It's not how many times he touches the patients, it's how many patients he touches. Touching her once of 5000 times would still result in him only owing her $10. She still owes him $30, he owes her $10 so she basically owes him $20.

    • @oatnoid
      @oatnoid Před rokem +44

      Patient hottie, "Doctor House, is this really necessary for a headache?" Dr. House, "Haven't you heard? It's breast cancer awareness month. Say Aaaah."

  • @carlhicksjr8401
    @carlhicksjr8401 Před rokem +196

    Her name is Kristen Glass.
    Because yeah, you wanted to know.
    You're welcome 😁

  • @sovietred7371
    @sovietred7371 Před 11 měsíci +21

    I'd take the 50, and wait a hour or so then go back😂, he just said to leave, not leave and not come back

    • @zackrodriguez7519
      @zackrodriguez7519 Před 4 měsíci +1

      That’s actually what they did 😂 the kid ended up having swallowed a magnet

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 Před měsícem

      ​@@zackrodriguez7519smart dad lmao. 50 bucks could cover the gas for the hospital trip at least

  • @rayrushforth6390
    @rayrushforth6390 Před rokem +16

    She has an intriguing beauty - great actor - a natural great

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma Před rokem +71

    Lisa Edelstein is excellent in this show. She so often had to create something interesting out of thin air.

  • @Jahman071
    @Jahman071 Před měsícem

    For me that's one of the best episodes in the entire series.

  • @justice_1337
    @justice_1337 Před rokem +9

    5:00 its young cuddy rofl

  • @freakzilla9975
    @freakzilla9975 Před 7 měsíci +8

    5:10 i owe 10😂😂😂😂

  • @TacShooter
    @TacShooter Před rokem +50

    Queen Lagertha! 00:00:46

  • @sindrerudshaug
    @sindrerudshaug Před rokem +11

    Blackmail might be ok, there just needs to be an agreement on when the joker is spent!

  • @AwoudeX
    @AwoudeX Před rokem +553

    'i've got a rumbled shirt and i forgot to brush my hair this morning, you've got athlete's foot up your nose, i'm ready to be judged'
    after he said that, facing him with his eyes wide open knowing he scored a flawless victory over this twat, pure gold!

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 Před rokem +7

      Flawless Victory? that was a Babality

    • @SPECTRE_Madman
      @SPECTRE_Madman Před rokem

      Are you British by the way

    • @AwoudeX
      @AwoudeX Před rokem +2

      @@SPECTRE_Madman If you referred to me, no i'm Dutch and proud of it

    • @mihaicostel5883
      @mihaicostel5883 Před rokem +3

      This week not morning

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech Před rokem

      @@AwoudeX
      Hey cool! My paternal grandmother is.
      She left the Netherlands in the aftermath of WW II. I thiiink she was very very young then.

  • @ayanahmed8180
    @ayanahmed8180 Před 3 měsíci

    this episode was very good

  • @jarednil69
    @jarednil69 Před 4 dny +2

    Haha at 2:50!😂😂
    If they're that poor, then they'd rather have fifty bucks!😂

  • @tygrahof9268
    @tygrahof9268 Před rokem +16

    I've never seen Dawson's Creek but the joke is still funny.

  • @soumyamaity4692
    @soumyamaity4692 Před rokem +26

    How old r u? 60.
    U r lying 😂😂😂😂 always get me rolling

    • @Michelle020892
      @Michelle020892 Před rokem +1

      Dead giveaway when she said her age like it was a question 😅

  • @alancorrea9161
    @alancorrea9161 Před rokem +44

    You can never lie to a doctor no matter how embarrasing it is because they will always find out the truth , its that look they give you when they know you're lying then you just have to tell the truth.

    • @graaau4582
      @graaau4582 Před rokem

      they will find the truth in tv shows
      lying to doctors in real life is just putting your life on the line

    • @coltonsmith3724
      @coltonsmith3724 Před rokem +1

      Know*, you’re*

    • @alancorrea9161
      @alancorrea9161 Před rokem

      @@coltonsmith3724 Corrected , thank you !

  • @CT-pi2gl
    @CT-pi2gl Před rokem +60

    That was the perfect way to end the clip

  • @hemmojito
    @hemmojito Před rokem +3

    "Why I gotta do this?"
    "I got a bum leg! Say Ah!

  • @maubraymzoma6616
    @maubraymzoma6616 Před rokem +15

    🤣🤣🤣 You owe me 10

  • @benjaminosterloh3605
    @benjaminosterloh3605 Před 8 měsíci +1

    00:47 ~ Hey, Katheryn Winnick

  • @raulbetancourt5795
    @raulbetancourt5795 Před dnem

    "You think if I deal with enough people, I find some humanity"
    And in the end, he did. His own.

  • @mamir1495
    @mamir1495 Před rokem +6

    Ok 50 $ killed me

  • @jamesstuart3346
    @jamesstuart3346 Před rokem +27

    Dr. House is Hawkeye Pierce meets Sherlock Holmes

    • @jjperceval
      @jjperceval Před rokem +3

      i believe he was actually pitched as sherlock in a medical setting. his address is also 221b

  • @CM_87
    @CM_87 Před rokem +6

    I owe you ten. LMAO

  • @EphemeralProductions
    @EphemeralProductions Před 3 dny

    Lmao these are hilarious! I miss this damn show. 😆

  • @footy.nation
    @footy.nation Před rokem +23

    Does anyone realize how House pulled out three gloves when he only needed 2, just to emphasize the disgust he is about to experience?

    • @JJay2410
      @JJay2410 Před rokem +3

      The slight delay in taking the third one always kills me 😂

    • @fruitydudexD
      @fruitydudexD Před 8 měsíci +6

      No you're the only one that noticed

  • @TheNerdForAllSeasons
    @TheNerdForAllSeasons Před rokem +3

    "I put you in jail I can put you back" Well I'm turned on.

  • @seanx8646
    @seanx8646 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Who is the actress in the purple dress at the end?

  • @zdspider6778
    @zdspider6778 Před rokem +20

    1:17 Casually pops a pill in front of his boss. 🤣

  • @WTC-1990
    @WTC-1990 Před 8 dny

    "I'm ready to be Judge" 😅😅😅😅

  • @usamamuhammadismail3324
    @usamamuhammadismail3324 Před rokem +26

    What's Lagartha doing there? 😲

    • @Mark-ke1rj
      @Mark-ke1rj Před rokem +18

      Ragnar gave her the clap.

    • @lando1224
      @lando1224 Před rokem +8

      Was looking for this comment 😂

  • @damaddog8065
    @damaddog8065 Před rokem +1

    Ah see what happens when you do not keep the sushi really clean, it gets funky, and then it is off to House :D

  • @iwouldnot4256
    @iwouldnot4256 Před rokem +10

    best

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus Před rokem +1

    you can make it all back as a gynaecologist

  • @darth-severus
    @darth-severus Před 8 měsíci

    Still never seen dawsons creek, should fix that at some point

  • @epm8593
    @epm8593 Před rokem +1

    Yep. Most replayed.

  • @philsherrer
    @philsherrer Před rokem +2

    "I can eat 50 eggs" ~ Cool Hand Luke

  • @crisdlcruz145
    @crisdlcruz145 Před rokem

    I owe you 100

  • @jamalbuckley3235
    @jamalbuckley3235 Před měsícem

    5:10 did he do something to cuddy haha they way he walked up on her and her face.

  • @sandroselladore3506
    @sandroselladore3506 Před rokem +3

    0:57 WHY THREE GLOVES???

    • @jeffgoldbloom3425
      @jeffgoldbloom3425 Před rokem +4

      I think its supposed to be 4 but the scene got cut off in editting for this video (2for each hand to be petty hes trying to show hes grossed)

  • @iplayeddsharpminor
    @iplayeddsharpminor Před rokem +2

    0:46 Lagertha!!! I still wouldn’t care STD or no…

  • @one_bad_mofo8658
    @one_bad_mofo8658 Před 2 měsíci +7

    "By the way, you owe me 30."
    *walks into the room with the racked up knock out babe*
    "...I owe you 10." 😂😂😂
    Yeah, Id owe her 10 as well.

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 Před rokem +1

    0:14 -- That administrator's dress is like, at least 1 size too tight, right?

  • @returningtoperfection

    Cuddy set him up with the model.
    She knew how to push his buttons!

  • @eyezofice2411
    @eyezofice2411 Před rokem +1

    I didn't know his character was loosely based off Sherlock Holmes

  • @JRen87
    @JRen87 Před rokem +2

    0:46 Lagertha!

  • @jackoholic0425
    @jackoholic0425 Před rokem +3

    is that second girl lagatha? from vikings? probably got it from that earl,

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 Před 7 měsíci

    0:22 Damn...early foreshadowing for Season 7 :-0

  • @nicholasipalook5386
    @nicholasipalook5386 Před rokem

    It makes me feel old that some people dont know dausens creek

  • @brentcowell5776
    @brentcowell5776 Před rokem +1

    lisa cuddy is quite the looker!!!!

  • @seanx8646
    @seanx8646 Před 10 měsíci +3

    The woman in purple dress... 🤤
    Hard to believe this guy played The Prince in Blackadder 😆😆😆

    • @irresistablejewel
      @irresistablejewel Před 8 měsíci

      ... or played Bertie Wooster; wrote "Mystery"... or rowed for Cambridge in "The Boat Race" (for real). She sure is pretty! 🤤

  • @ricksimon9867
    @ricksimon9867 Před rokem +4

    5:00 - It is just a TV show. It is just a TV show. It is just a TV show. But still. Come on. This was creepy.

  • @AyarARJ
    @AyarARJ Před rokem

    Lagertha!
    Nice.

  • @utkarshshahare4147
    @utkarshshahare4147 Před měsícem

    5:00 Is that Allison? Or someone else?

  • @nmlopqrs5767
    @nmlopqrs5767 Před rokem +3

    I wonder whats dawsons creak

  • @zeropanda4806
    @zeropanda4806 Před rokem +1

    How do you count heart rate?

    • @hemmojito
      @hemmojito Před rokem +1

      You count for 15 seconds and multiply whatever you get by 4.

  • @adworksout7
    @adworksout7 Před 7 měsíci

    The only person that can heal him is Captain Blackaddar

  • @Cazador60140
    @Cazador60140 Před rokem +3

    House wak e up , I would do my job and go to jail for Dr Cuddy

  • @HN-vd5nd
    @HN-vd5nd Před 2 měsíci

    3:14 Monogram hehe

  • @Whisper555
    @Whisper555 Před rokem +2

    5:00 Kristen Glass is Suzi Quatro's niece!!!

  • @dravendfr
    @dravendfr Před rokem +1

    0:45 Those who know…

  • @Luci.N.da.SkyWithDiamonds

    That was Lagertha

  • @angusrocks6464
    @angusrocks6464 Před 5 měsíci

    Can someone explain the Dawson's Creek reference?

  • @666Hansen
    @666Hansen Před 8 měsíci

    What a loss of talent, but you cant blame him for taking the money....or could you ?

  • @mithicash1444
    @mithicash1444 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I never caught this before, from the "you owe me 30" to "I owe you 10" implies he touched her at least 4 times, probably more since we can assume House lied :D

    • @Rm9sbG93ZXJz
      @Rm9sbG93ZXJz Před 3 měsíci

      i would too... whats her name, lol

  • @bartman898
    @bartman898 Před rokem +2

    I didn't get that vasectomy for nothing.....let's party.

  • @Lisa111999888
    @Lisa111999888 Před rokem +49

    Omg what’s up with her outfit top being so small lol

  • @ukuphuza
    @ukuphuza Před 4 měsíci

    Damn lagertha, how you got this😮😮

  • @QwWw-fr4bn
    @QwWw-fr4bn Před 10 měsíci

    Nice

  • @willardtheband
    @willardtheband Před rokem +2

    Laurie’s a player

  • @deanhollis8983
    @deanhollis8983 Před 10 měsíci

    Why is the air helium

  • @kekhrievorsuohu9972
    @kekhrievorsuohu9972 Před rokem

    3:16 I thought that was Stan Lee 😅😅🙈

  • @alvirarahman2690
    @alvirarahman2690 Před rokem +5

    HOW DO YOU HAVE ATHLETE’S FOOT ON YOUR NOSE?

    • @therealwilldalbey
      @therealwilldalbey Před rokem +1

      The fungus from an unwashed nail clipper used to cut the deeper hairs in his nose.

    • @Luis-ou9fn
      @Luis-ou9fn Před rokem +1

      He literally explained it as he said it, he used his toe mail clippers on his nose.

  • @abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409

    Why did a writer of this show make them break each other

    • @doinkstr
      @doinkstr Před rokem +41

      The actor for Cuddy had a wage dispute with the producers. She left.

    • @abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409
      @abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409 Před rokem

      @@doinkstr could writer just write that she die from cancer

    • @Karzakus
      @Karzakus Před rokem +129

      I just had a fucking conniption trying to read whatever it is you just said

    • @Bbodenste12
      @Bbodenste12 Před rokem +40

      I think i lost a few brain cells trying to read this

    • @abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409
      @abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409 Před rokem +5

      @@Bbodenste12 good go to doctor then tell him/her how much brain cell did you lost

  • @robbedontuesday
    @robbedontuesday Před rokem +5

    Did not remember Katheryn Winnick had a cameo in this episode...

    • @LemonNation
      @LemonNation Před rokem +2

      She was the main patient in the episode.

    • @robbedontuesday
      @robbedontuesday Před rokem

      @@LemonNation of course... I did not even bother to read the description

    • @leewinters8245
      @leewinters8245 Před 8 měsíci +1

      She would have made a great captain marvel.

  • @PriestApostate
    @PriestApostate Před rokem +2

    The Vikings goddess!