Barstool Pizza Review - Hot Pockets
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- čas přidán 9. 04. 2020
- El Pres tries his first EVER Hot Pocket.
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Dave: never had a hot pocket.
Everyone watching: haha he’s gonna burn his face off
The anticipation was real..First bite nope...second bite...there she is
I always nibble off the end and let it cool for like 2 hours.
The ultimate drunk food. The true walk of shame is seeing all the college students walking around Monday with busted blisters on their calloused lips from burning their fucking faces owff Saturday night.
What’s truly amazing about Hot Pockets is that one bite you burn your face off and the next bite is totally frozen.
Philly Trumpeter lmao
Every man knows a hot pocket needs to cool for at least 3 weeks
I put a little ice cold water on it , I open it in half and pour a little cold water on it so it don’t burn
@@05jorgeruiz are you fucking serious, weak i use a temp gun.
@@05jorgeruiz the sleeve works fine why you gotta do all that extra shit 😐
poke holes in it with a fork and let it cool for a bit
@@05jorgeruiz that’s gross
Jacks - “I’m never going to financially recover from this”
No disrespect
🤣🤣🤣
Nobody:
Dave: Hut Puckits
Wouild've funnier if you left out the "nobody:"-bullshit
Pup tart
@@elijahjakobsen7898 if you're uncultured, just say that bro.
🤣
Glad in Europe we don't have such shit
As soon as I saw "Hot Pocket", I knew Dave was gonna burn his face off.
mjbrands same lmao “hut pockets” are notorious for destroying you’re face
I've never eaten one like a savage as he did. You have to be smarter than that and know that the inside is going to be molten. Always take it out of the sleeve and use a fork and plate.
Omg I was yelling at the screen. Lol
I ate a Hot Pocket once. I even let it cool down for a bit and it was still hot as hell.
Glad in Europe we don't such shit.
One bite, disrespect Jack’s, everybody knows the rules
"no disrespect"
Hacks dropped the ball whys it anyone else fault? You know the rules
Crazy Jack's drop their price to 2$ a pie at the beginning of the lockdown. Which made the shelves empty in the Midwest and Dave gets butthurt.
Jacks is GOAT. Just ate a bacon cheeseburger with zero flop
@@danmonkowski5500 someone sent it to him so you know it got soggy. If Jack's sent him one, it would have still been frozen. Been eating Jack's all my life and I NEVER had a floppy pizza
4:23 the moment we all knew was coming. Lmao!
Filled with molten lava
If you've ever had a hot pocket....you know.
Had me dead 😂😂😂
literally laughed out loud
Dave is the only person in the world that can make a 6min video about hot pockets entertaining
When it comes to Pizza, the man is a poet
@@GrantKanigan I mean, Jim Gaffigan did a pretty good job. czcams.com/video/N-i9GXbptog/video.html
He doesn't know what "burning your face off" means until he eats one of these bad boys straight outta da microwave.
Thought the exact same thing. Molten lava inside.
Like licking the surface of the sun
These and unpopped tortinos are a nightmare man
Hot pockets is a whole new level of pain
Im pretty sure "I burnt my face off" came from a man who took a bite into a hot pocket a little too soon.
Laughed my ass off waiting for you to take a bite. No way to not burn your face off. That package getting delivered might have save your life.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Hut Pocket" ... "Is it a PUP tart?" ... "Is a hut dug a sandwich?"
Ahhahahahahah
That package delivery might have saved his life.
Definitely did
😂
One “hut pawkit” everybody knows the rules
Wtf kind of hot pocket was it? It was all flat with nothing in it. Id give that a negative point 9 score if i cooked a hot pocket like that
is it a pup tart?
Lmao
Huuut puuuucket
Ahh, Hot Pockets; Where every bite you take is a different temperature.
🤣😂
You win comment of the day sir!!
One is molten lava one is ice cold.
If you let it sit in the crisping sleeve for 2 minutes like it says on the box it crisps up more and the temperature evens out.
Lol at ur photo TCAP
All I know is I’m looking for John Pederson. Ain’t no kids in me.
I knew this was going to be fun. 1. The mouth burning was inevitable. 2. The low score was generous. 3. I love these frozen pizza reviews. They’re hilarious.
Imagine being a package delivery guy and Dave Portnoy opens the door holding a hot pocket
I cant believe the highlight of my day is watching dave sit at his table and eat a hot pocket. No disrespect
I took offense A-hole !
The only one you disrespect is yourself
A hot pocket upside down
lol... no disrespect? What to yourself !!mmm
Hut pocket*
I can't tell if this is the best or worst publicity Jack's could ever have
I never heard of Jack's now I want to try it
All publicity is good publicity
I'm from the Midwest and I thought Jack's wasn't even that bad, now he's making me second guess
I legit ordered some :)
James Rodrick they should double down and just say “fuck Dave Portnoy.” The rivalry would make them more money than apologizing.
“A cocoon of burn.”
-Davey Page-views
2020
I started laughing my ass off when he got burned 🔥 and did the shuffle 🤣😂
No Offense to Jacks...
I’m sure they’re nice people
Totino's party pizza lil cube pepperoni
:(
@@ericmcc1855 Loved em but then again I grew up poor.
Never met a good Jack in my life
Dave doesn’t know how to fold the pouch, everybody knows the rules.
I don’t know the rules🤬
@@FatJigga65 one bite give a score one through ten, straight numbers are a rookie score, 10s are a disregard, Dave can take more than one bite he makes the rules
Lol
When he reacted to the burn I started cracking up. Lol
The hottest substance known to man resides in a hotpocket.
Everyone knows Dave's had Debbie's Hot Pocket.
whatajerk they both burn like hell and are pretty doughy.
Faxxxx they smash
Uber Debbie is all about that hot pocket action.
Dave has to address this
“It says pizza”
* Says sandwich right on the box below Hot Pockets
Shorty G it also says four cheese pizza
@@jaredmitchener9175 Thats the flavor not the name.
Pizza is technically a sandwich a hot open faced sandwich and since a hot pocket is a bunch of filling enclosed entirely by bread it is definitely a sandwich
@@spacemonkey9257 okay i guess everything with bread and sauce and cheese is sandwitch huh? And sopapillas are empanadas which are technically calzones which are pizzas which are sandwitches which are basically a closed face version of a freakin chip in dip at a freakin super bowl sunday party ay!?!?!
Never seen such a brave first bite of a hot pocket
"I'm gonna follow the instructions"
Proceeds to not follow the instructions.
"takes a bite of the hot pocket"
*fook jacks*
4:21 everyone has done this while eating a “Hut” Pocket
Lol, yup
Dave is so damn Petty lmao. I love it. Dude seriously has mentioned Jack's for like, every home review i've seen. Brutal
I grew up on hotpockets so I have a certain affinity for them. I'd give a solid 6.1. Hey when you're hungry and frankly, not a millionaire, these babies hit the spot.
Not anymore they used to be hella good now its just bread and sauce
Yeah, I used to eat these as a kid and they were "fire" as da kids today say. I had one a few years ago and it was glorified cardboard! Disgusting.
cept hot pockets are stupidly expensive lol
I love how Jack's has it's own section on the chart. Jack's is an island, no offense.
Herman Esau I’m sure they are nice people.
@@HomeDefender30 🤣
Herman Esau jacks sucks.....no offense 😂
The person in control of Jack’s social media dropped the ball, unless they look at it as bad reviews are good reviews because he’s taking about the company all the time.
These are hysterical Dave. Keep it up during the quarantine. I look forward to one to get me through my day. Can't wait to see back to doing the reviews at real pizza joints!
Dave, of the hot pockets I've had in my life there are 2 distinct outcomes. Either its still somehow frozen and icy in the center or its boiling lava hot. There is no in between and you go the fun one. Congrats!
It's been like 3 weeks and still WAAHHHH WAAHHHH JACK'S DIDN'T GIVE ME FREE PIZZA 😭😭😭
Jacks: still free real estate boys!
Before I click play, I hear Dave: "I burned my face off"
4:20 Got the full experience with that 😂 Gets me everytime
Dave, you're supposed ta fold the bottom shut into a "pocket"
Everyone knows the rules
Thank you. Then the rest is supposed to be ripped off as you eat it. I dont think he can read
he has difficulty with cardboard in general...ever seen him try and open a Chicago pizza box? or an amazon delivery box? :)
@@WFODFD lmao
i love these pizza reviews, i dont know how i stumbled across this but ive been watching all your reviews since i found out about you last week. I've literally went out to the stores and bought frozen pizza just to eat it while i watch you review. Today i just went out and bought 2 Chuckie Cheese pizza's after watching your Chuckie Cheese review. And i rewatched it as i ate my pizza. Im from Michigan and we like our pizza a little thicker. I cant wait for your score on the Detroit frozen pizza that you received. I actually went out and bought that one after you showed its unboxing. I've actually changed my pallet after watching your reviews. I'm starting to look for the more thin crisp pizza now.
Who’s going to be the one to tell him that Nestle makes Jacks Pizza, the company who also makes Stouffers, DiGiorno and Hot Pockets.
And Tombstone too! Tombstone is Jacks with a better crust
He has the brain of a 13 year old.
@@tommygun9867 and the bank account of Mark Zuckerberg he's worth a hundred million dollars
If you buy hot pockets with the intention of cooking them in an oven, you're an actual psychopath
@4:22 🤣🤣🤣. Dude literally kills me haha. Watched reviews for a good couple hours today
😭😂
I had to go to the ER once because of a burned lip from a hot pocket. Got some good meds though.
King of “no disrespect to Jack’s”
whoever edits these ones missed the "baboom" sound when he melts his face. Always look forward to that.
Dave while eating Jack's: you know it's really not that bad
Dave when talking about Jack's: it's the worst thing I've ever had, no offense.
“Hot Pockets, hot marinara sauce with floppy bread” - New Slogan
Well it kinda makes sense for it to be “HOT”when it’s been given the name ‘ HOT POCKET’ Or Hut Puckett as Portnoy pronounces it 😂
"It absolutely burns you" One small bite from Hot pocket, everyone knows the rules!!
-PRES
I come back to this video when I need to laugh
Nothing in the world is funnier to me for some reason I start crying 😂
First thought when he said he’s never had a Hotpocket before...Your are about to BURN your face off.
I came here expecting him to say, “They suck, but they’re better than Jack’s.” Not wrong.
Hot Pockets are better than Jacks?
I'm sure you're a Papa Johns kind of guy.
@@profoundwanderer1441 Jack's is trash kid, get your colluding with the enemy ass outta here!
Profound Wanderer lol hot pockets are tasty for some microwave bullshit
Profound Wanderer I expected HIM to say that. I’ve never had Jack’s. Are you new to this?
Jack's is great. Dave is a clown
"One bite, everyone breaks the rules" I love it!
YOOOO I DIDNT KNOW HE DID A HOT POCKET REVIEW 😂🎉🎉 HES THE GOAT FOR PIZZA REVIEWs. One Bite, everybody knows the rules
one guy learning how the microwave works everybody knows the rules
I was waiting for the burn hahahaha wasn't disappointed
Never having a hot pocket tells me this guy has never felt the struggle.
He’s a Jew.
I love how no matter how long I let a hot pocket cool off, it never fails to burn my face.
why is the video quality of these videos getting worse; hes losing it
Ree aren’t we all?
Probably running outta cocaine
you’d think his new collection of sex toys would keep him sane
Eric Miller anyone who knows dave on a first name basis knows he will never run low on his pure columbian
Dave is helping a whole lot of people keep a little sanity, (Thank you)....
The King of Pizza reviews vs. Hot Pockets ...... lol I love it :-)
Fantastic review!!!!!!! I’m looking forward to more in the future!!!!!!!!🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖
One pair of Grandma’s glasses, everybody knows he broke quarantine to steal them
"hut" pockets
everyone in America put Coronavirus on the backburner in anticipation for the moment of the nostalgic molten hot pocket burn. priceless
That second bite, I knew the lava was coming.hahaha
One bite, everybody knows that poor goldfish is already dead.
When quarantine finishes, Dave should continue staying in lol he’s so damn funny in these reviews! Or at least maintain frozen pizza reviews and package opening. The man is a business genius! Multiple avenues of income! Legend! ✊
😂He’s definitely better at home alone then out in the wild streets
@@sammyr.1284 but then we would have never gotten that dragon pizza review! lol
Please tell me they sell these in Argentina, there is a Walmart in my town (Corrientes capital) so i hope they're there
That package beep was like a message from god that it will indeed burn your face off, every time 😂
I wouldn’t expect someone with a refine palate for pizza like Prez to know how to properly use the Hot Pocket sleeve
What Dave did on the second bite I do that everytime I have ever had one
All I can think about is Jim gaffigan ordering a hot pocket at a fancy restaurant and the waiter asking him if he wants it ice cold in the center or boiling lava hot.
Jim: will it burn my mouth
Waiter: it will destroy your mouth.
"so much bread" end of review. that is every hot pocket I ever had
Who heard Dave rail three massive lines on the unboxing stream last night in between hours 1 and 2
Hahahaha that's the funniest most authentic shit I've heard about his coke habbit this whole time lmao
Betty white called she really needs her glasses back
One of your best review man😂
The good ole ice cold first bite but boiling lava hot the second bite gotta love them!!!
Never in my life had a hot pocket with just cheese
Can't go a day with out mentioning JACK'S, everybody knows the rules.
4:22 yep, that’s the REAL Hot Pocket experience! 😂
Yeah it burns you
I was in a cacoon of burn
lmao 😂🤣😂🤣
One reference to jack in every video, everybody knows dave is still salty about the instagram post
oh shit what post??
Huttt pocket
I haven't had one in years, I kinda want to want one now.
Currently watching this while waiting 4 hours for my Hot Pocket to cool down
One bite everybody knows Dave has eaten thousands of hot pockets.
Dave is actually doing Jack's a favor by always mentioning them. Free advertising. Everyone is going to want to try it. Marketing 101, stay in the conversation.
I've just discovered Dave you know the rules and I ❤ the guy 👏😎
4:21 it was sure that it was going to happen LOL
I've finally found Waldo
I couldn’t wait for the bite. I’m like it’s still going to be partly frozen or have magma from a volcano in it. When you cook a hot pocket there is no happy medium. If you cook it through by the time it cools the bread is hard 😂😂. You haven’t eaten a hot pocket if you have never had first degree burns in the corners of you mouth. From the filling oozing out and giving you a nice little kiss
If you haven’t you got to check out Jim gaffigan he does an entire skit on hot pockets.
Lost it 🤣
It’s 2021 and the jack’s jokes still kill
Dude the doorbell saved Dave from permanent damage from hot pocket lava... he burnt his face off still but it would have been Davy Facemelt from now on.
The second bite had me dying hearing his feet shift under him from the burn 😂
“PupTart”
Hut Pocket
Lmaooo when he Burns himself, watched it like 10 times
Hot pockets got me through weekends at college.
One mispronounced “hut pawcket”, everyone knows Dave just can’t talk