Barstool Pizza Review - Lunchables
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
- Davey Pageviews gives Lunchables Pizza a one bite review.
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I couldn’t breath when pres poked the straw through the bag and he didn’t realize
hahaha......I had to go back when he did that and rewind like did he just...…..?
I’m convinced this whole “stupid Pres” shit is a schtick. Kids show.
@@tamotit you must be new then
That, then folding the pizza in half had me busting a gut
@@tamotit nah dude. Hes definitely high off some shit. Prob prescription medss
"idiot proof" as he stabs the straw all the way through the drink.
Supposed to stick the straw in at an angle of 12 o'clock so it pokes down into the center of the pouch, not sure why this has to be explained. LOL
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
@@joemckim1183 when I was a small kid there was another group of kids who all had Capri sun. They literally all poked holes straight through and looked baffled at the outcome. I thought it was the single most retarded group then when I was a child. Can’t put a straw in a pouch... unbelievable
LMFAOO
@@moonrock5324 yo i thought people were joking about the cocaine in the comments but i swear ive seen people on cocaine that acted more normal then he is right now
I just watched a 40 year old man completely fail at trying to put a straw in a Caprisun and I loved every second of it.
Sometimes I wonder if he’s sniffing adderall before shooting these or if he’s on the spectrum but I love him anyway
I died when the straw went through 💀💀💀
“NICE! 😀”
lol
I only saw that happen once or twice as a kid, but as soon as it did I was excited to see his reaction.
Lmao
Epic anxiety...We all have those moments
This video proves that if Dave can make it, anyone can
Tell me how your 100 million dollar business is going
One grown man who can’t even figure out a caprisun you know the rules
Jack Kolvig fax lol
Idiocracy everybody knows that's already happening-- also Terminator
He was so coked out he couldn't even calm down for like 20 seconds to do it.
i said it before he has zero skills around the kitchen always cutting himself always burning himself and now cant even drink a kid drink correctly lol
After everything that just happened with that caprisun including him drinking it down like some barn animal, I don't think I can take him seriously. Not that anybody ever did I guess.
“White mystery” is what Dave snorts before these reviews.
this comment is way to under rated
Kid show
it aint a mystery
Clearly
LMFAO
Lunchables with capri sun, so easy a kid can do it
Prez: hold my dry ice
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This is top 10 greatest comments of all time
You just killed the comment game........
Seeing this way late in the game, but this is honestly the best review I've seen. And if for no other reason, it's the pure stoke on the Capri sun. It's good to see Dave at basic and like a normal human being that gets you excited over something small regardless of how much money he has. Lets us know he's human. But judging by the amount of sauce he used, he might be able to rate a pizza, but he probably damn sure can't make one
1:17 he was so happy to get the straw through but little did Pres know, it was through the back 😂😂
He's a millionaire who can't even open a Capri Sun.
God Bless America.
It's a total act - He knows he's entertaining and everyone loves it
Wait how do you know he’s a millionaire?
Or cut pizza lmao
Those straws are death, the amount of times I poked it through is ridiculous...
@@johnlewis8934 he owns barstool sports and he sold a majority stake for 450 million
This episode was painful, but god damn I can't stop laughing lol
But.... it's not funny
@@drifter1063 Yes, its hilarious.
Good thing comedy is subjective bud
Dustin Westphal yea...that’s why he thinks it’s funny😐
Julian How can you not laugh as he says it’s idiot proof as he pokes a straw through the pouch.💀😭
A grown man shotgunning a caprisun, everyone knows this is a kid’s show
😂😂
hahahahahaha
Could this be one of the best reviews Dave has ever done? This was hilarious at every turn.
‘Fuck, kids show’ is my new favourite phrase 😂😂
One lunchable, everybody knows Dave didn’t have any friends in elementary school.
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😂😂😂😂
Lunchables get a higher score than Jack's, everyone knows the rules.
Jacks is my favorite oven pizza
Higher than Blaze Pizza as well lol
Jacks is one of the best oven pizzas, don’t have sugar in the sauce 🤮
Jacks and tonys was my go to on those hurting days. Less than 2 dollars for a full size pie. Though when I moved to California they cost almost as much as a digorno or tombstone🤣
@@blairishmael9082 lol they kinda shot themselves in the foot with this frozen pizza review thing tho
I have never seen a grown ass man struggle so hard with such a simple task.
The fact that Dave Portnoy is a millionaire destroys all arguments about inability to be successful in the USA.
He has to be trolling lol
Brandon Iwabo and he’s a multimillionaire
Brandon Iwabo watch joe Biden try and speak
@@brandonvass lol true
I woke up my family laughing so hard about the straw going straight through to the other side 😂😂
YOoooooo i cant stop laughing when he stabs the straw through the back of the capri sun!!!
It's official: Dave can't figure out how to consume a lunch that even a 5-year old can without making a mess.
I love how he repeats kids show about 10 times then goes onto cuss about 10 more times. hahaha
I honestly don’t understand how there isn’t more comments about this. It was hilarious. He literally developed a tic in front of our eyes. It happens to him on rare occasions. When he reviewed ‘Little Cesar’s’ he could not stop him self from saying “pizza pizza” lmao.
@@mug281 I don't know what's funnier: Davey saying these things or the comments about them 🤣🤣🤣
@@beratsbuilds idk but my chest hurts from laughing for like 15 minutes straight fucking lmao 😂
idiot proof, proceeds to stab the straw thru the caprisun.
Never change man. Im dying,
More like proof of idiot.
I am just surprised that Dave didn't puncture his hand with that straw.
@@chrisjames7089again
He almost went Super Saiyan when he got that Capri Sun
😂😂😂😂😂
LOL love this video. I always flipped it over and poked the CapriSun through the bottom, so much easier than messing with the "actual" way.
@Adam of Good You're a god damned genius
One lunatic losing his mind in quarantine, everyone knows the rules.
One can't get it in, everybody knows why Dave has no kids.
Bob Donovan but he has a sex tape?
Cocaine kills sperm
As soon as the straw bullet-wounded right through the back of the pouch I could not WAIT for Pres to try and take a sip
2:58-3:58 Omg I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, straight BELLY laughing 😂 thank you Dave I needed that!
I couldn't breathe the whole episode 😂😂😂
“Dave how much drugs did you do before this episode?”
Dave: Yes
kids show
Dave: All of them. It’s a quarantine folks.
Many*
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"You take the sauce, and you put it on yourself?" No Dave, there is a mini prep cook in the box you forgot to dump out.
Tits McFunnyBalls I think he’s saying opposed to it coming pre sauced like every frozen pizza does
@@jhawk33te wow! Really? Wow!
Tits McFunnyBalls yes. Can you believe it?
LMFAO!
@@jhawk33te was this a frozen pizza? Do you know what sarcasm is? Is your superhero name Captain Obvious?
One white mystery airhead. Everyone knows it's coke.
Might be common knowledge... fruity candies like this have mystery flavors for when they switch flavors on the line. They don't have to throw out the candies that have a mix of the two flavors and instead wrap it up as a mystery. I think it was Dum Dums who first started it. Good idea dum dum!
The excitement over a Capri sun is spot on 😂
Probably the hardest I've ever laughed out of hundreds of these when the straw went straight through
“I’ve never had a lunchable” *2 min later* “This takes me back to kindergarten”
lol , lunchables founded 1988; 32 years ago , so even though he coulda seen another kid eating them, it wasn't in his kindergarten
@@JoeGilly95 the facts still don't add up , rainman.
@@JoeGilly95 he probably had them in high school I'm 32 by the way
He did say Chef Boyardee after. They have pizza kits.
Dave's mortal enemies:
-Caprisun
-Pizza boxes with side flaps
-Jack's
-Goodfella's in Lexington, Kentucky
-Blaze's
Dry Ice
Don’t forget cocaine
Dave - this is possible THE funniest vid you have ever done. I literally laughed so hard I cried and lost breath. Keep them coming please!
Its too good
When he kept saying kid show 😂
@@jg2722Kid show became 💩 show in no time! 🤣
The dramatic irony of seeing the straw immediately go through the caprisun is too fucking ( kid’s show ) good
Dave single handedly destroying my childhood one review at a time. I know the rules
I have never laughed for a solid 4 minutes nonstop like this
Haha he put the straw right through the package that was funny
I was skeptical but then I saw the straw go all the way through.
OldSchoolNascar that was so annoying...
im fuckin cryin
The way he drank out of that Capri Sun. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
oh my God bro. I freaked out when he's just lettin leak all over and spray
Like a frat boy drinking a can of beer
If you died laughing through this you’re my kinda person 😂😭
Eaze Burns LMAO
The damn straw coming out the back of the Capri sun had me wheazing
I did i definitely did.
This is hilarious! We have been quoting it all day! We were dying laughing! 😂😂😂
multiple viewings and it's still just as funny.
"I thought it was just like recommended, like have a Capri Sun!" 💀
*Proceeds to stab the straw through the pouch*
Omg I'm crying 😂😭 this shit was hilarious
This might be my favorite review to date. I was laughing the entire time. 😂
In before they fix the title everyone knows Dave is going insane
sitePaidCommenter Ha Ha Ha this Dave man from Barstool Sports is hilarious and sexy!
Bruh when he messed up the Capri sun and didn’t notice I died
"Hey Kid I'll trade ya my lunchables for a 8-Ball"
when the kapri sun started spilling everywhere as he chugs it
It was so fun trying this with you😂
This has got to be one of my favorite fucking pizza reviews ever. Kids show! The bullet wound through the juice killed me. Loved seeing El Prez so excited for the first part of the video.
I was crying when the straw went the entire way through lmaooooo
Hahahaha LMAAAO IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW MY MOMS SENDING MY TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
2 swear words a second, everyone knows it’s a kid show
Must be nostalgia cause I’m 26 and I’ll have these maybe once/twice a year and it’s always such a treat
The Capri Sun love was so wholesome, poking the hole through it brought it all full circle. Kid show, everyone knows the rules
Airheads " White mystery" for dessert everyone knows its a kids show
showed this to my gf and first thing she says is “does this guy have Tourette’s”
Lol
Bruh I honestly questioned the same but he must be just coked out or something
GF? With that noodle on your head... give over
Show her the little cesars review "peetza peetza!"
@@mr.b3168 lmfsooo bet
One white mystery for dessert, everyone knows Dave ain’t talking about airheads.
“FUCK RIGHT!” My new thing I say when I’m excited thanks Dave
Davey, you're personifying the eternal struggle of man vs capri sun pouch. I'm in stitches.
The closest thing we will ever get to Pres eating at Frankie's place
Andres Villogas LMAO
Hahahaha
Shots!
He already did his place, gave it a very generous 7.9 which should have been a 5.4
@@CaahMoneyPlayboy Frankie's is that bad?
1:15 The fact that he felt so confident about it, just sent me..i'm dying LOLLLL
He’s upgraded from coke to meth
LOL when the straw poked out the back OMG "The Best"
Watching Dave struggle so mightily with a Capri sun shows me that you really don’t have to be all that bright to be a multi millionaire. Thank u prez I needed that motivation
Dave im sorry to tell you that my 6 year old son makes a better pizza and knows how to open his capri sun.
I think that's the only time Dave has ever made anything that comes close to a pizza, and it turned out to be a complete disaster. This is what you would call a kitchen nightmare.
Congrats on the kid being good at making pizza. You may wanna get him off Capri Sun's before your dentist makes ya get another mortgage though
Frankie adding some sick background sound effect at 2:58, everyone knows this was one of the greatest reviews ever
When Lunchables are higher than jacks everyone knows the rules
The best and most comedic review youve ever done. Absolute gold. Go pres go
The trick to the pouch drink is to twist the straw between thumb and forefinger as you push from the top of the pouch into the seal.
The drilling action improves the capability of the crap straw.
1:17 visual representation of Dave. The most Dave thing. Ever.
The caprisun incident had me spit water on my keyboard and cry laughing more than I ever have. Can always count on Davey
One “eat it raw”, everybody knows this isn’t a kids show
the straw poking through the back lmao I love this human being 😂
June 2022 and this is still the best video on the internet.
Oh my God, it’s finally come to this.
Blitzrules240 😂
He starts talking about how it’s idiot proof 10 seconds after stabbing his straw through the back of his CapriSun 😂
I was in tears.
Dude has me dying
Dave can't find the hole and insert his straw, everybody knows that's why his wife divorced him
Kiei Luahi *husband
I live in Canada and we never got Capri Sun. I was always so jealous watching the commercials for it on American commercials. Now it makes me want it even more!!
Him putting the straw through the drink literally killed me
RIP
Dave can’t open up a Capri sun, everybody knows the rules
Close your eyes after 3:23
3:15 The doctor to Tyrod Taylor 2020, Colorized
when I saw that straw poking through the back of the pack... Everything in the world was in sync for the first time ever.
The straw thru the back of the Capri-Sun sent me lolol😂
One caprisun, everyone knows Dave was overhyped with nostalgia
You Are now Cursed Subscribe to Undo they are good tho
This is creepy I am glad I deleted shit strange
One ‘sitePizzaReview,’ everybody knows Dave’s making his 5th scale
The house of cards is crumbling.
He is rolling so hard off the coke in this one. The way he was drinking the caprisun 😭😭
Adderall
the straw through the back is pure comedy
1:16 The absolute pinnacle of comedy of the 21st century
1:17 one confident 'there we go, nice' everyone knows the Caprisun has been impaled to death and is beyond rescue
How does one make it to 50 years old without figuring out how to insert a straw in a caprisun
Multiple swears, everybody knows it's a kids show
0:40 literally lived a childhood moment in adulthood lmfao
Dude went bear grillz on the capri sun. You're Killin me smalls
You knew it was his first time by the amount of sauce he used
He don't know about tryna use 2 slices of sauce for 3 pizzas and it shows
The excitement he got from seeing the Capri sun is everything lol
We have been quoting this review all day! Dying laughing! The best review yet!!
Love the dollar store vine boom sound effect when prez realizes the straw has, in fact, penetrated the innocent caprisun
Bro when the thing stabbed through I was dying