Barstool Pizza Review - Wegmans Frozen Pizza

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  • @gavinw9206
    @gavinw9206 Před 4 lety +1573

    “Like hot bread on a butter knife.”

    • @Jottty
      @Jottty Před 4 lety +80

      Very Michael Scott

    • @n1k0n_
      @n1k0n_ Před 4 lety +93

      Very coked up Michael Scott

    • @SenorFlamyHD
      @SenorFlamyHD Před 4 lety +23

      *hut

    • @LifeisA_Dream
      @LifeisA_Dream Před 4 lety

      Dr. Creep - Pandemic & other predictive programming for coronavirus pandemic in 2020
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    • @Xxsnipes079xX
      @Xxsnipes079xX Před 4 lety +4

      @@n1k0n_ *addy'd up Michael Scott

  • @TheRicardoMilos
    @TheRicardoMilos Před rokem +166

    Watching Dave slip into madness over the course of the frozen pizza series will go down in history.

  • @marktravels9601
    @marktravels9601 Před 4 lety +366

    Dude , I have cooked many Wegmans frozen pizzas over the years. Sometimes I was hammered drunk. I have never seen one that fucked up.

    • @asillat1
      @asillat1 Před 4 lety +13

      Mark Travels right? That looked nothing like any wegs pizza I ever made 😂

    • @deadfacehardcore
      @deadfacehardcore Před 4 lety +8

      THANK YOU! Easily downed two of these in a day never ever have they ever looked like this.

    • @marktravels9601
      @marktravels9601 Před 4 lety +2

      It's definitely Dave's fault. He is a goofy bastard.

    • @brianfitzsimmons6074
      @brianfitzsimmons6074 Před 4 lety +44

      He cooked it for 45 minutes instead of 24 that's why

    • @atlchopperz1765
      @atlchopperz1765 Před 11 měsíci +7

      I see why he eats out so much 😂

  • @x86FTW
    @x86FTW Před 4 lety +122

    "Ive been doing this pizza shit since I was born" Dave Portnoy - Then proceeds to almost amputate his lower arm off cutting a frozen pizza.

  • @kyledeaver
    @kyledeaver Před 4 lety +355

    One onion taking the blame, everyone knows he said oven.

    • @postalcollapse12
      @postalcollapse12 Před 4 lety +4

      hahahaha

    • @overtonesnteatime198
      @overtonesnteatime198 Před 4 lety

      Everyone knows dave cradles the pizza like a baby. This just got weird. Someone check on Frankie its ben two days go

  • @BrettCortright52
    @BrettCortright52 Před 4 lety +650

    One bite, everybody knows they got terrified when Pres almost sliced his hand cleanly in half

    • @BIGMONEYPLAYER1
      @BIGMONEYPLAYER1 Před 4 lety +22

      Would love to see him bleed out on cam and frankie still posts it

    • @baxter326
      @baxter326 Před 4 lety +28

      Alright Frankie, we got a gusher here.

    • @LifeisA_Dream
      @LifeisA_Dream Před 4 lety

      Dr. Creep - Pandemic & other predictive programming for coronavirus pandemic in 2020
      czcams.com/video/VITgaCIYm2A/video.html

    • @brauliolinares123
      @brauliolinares123 Před 4 lety +3

      literally shit my pants seeing that

    • @AB-lw5gb
      @AB-lw5gb Před 4 lety

      Brett Cortright where is the live unboxing ?

  • @sheriffrust
    @sheriffrust Před 4 lety +158

    Jacks : there is no such thing as bad publicity
    Jacks : wait

    • @GetOffMyPhoneGoogle
      @GetOffMyPhoneGoogle Před 4 lety +3

      Eh, I have my freezer full of them. I doubt they'll lose customers over it, and now with him talking about it so much I'm sure some mire will try it.
      I used to go tombstone, but it has a better crunch. I have no clue what he did to that pizza, looked like he soaked it in the toilet lol.

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 Před 4 lety

      @Jeb Exactly,.. and to be honest, you could tell that it was horrible just by the way it looked!

    • @joaocoelho9229
      @joaocoelho9229 Před 4 lety +4

      Nah Man probably won’t lose customers but definitely won’t gain any either while the other pizzas are getting more buyers

  • @TheArtisticFlavor
    @TheArtisticFlavor Před 4 lety +67

    Prez: Complains nonstop that Jack's doesn't send him a pizza.
    Also Prez: Ruins a bunch of other pizza's because there is no room in his freezer.

  • @davetremaine9763
    @davetremaine9763 Před 4 lety +901

    I'm cooking up a conspiracy theory that Dave microwaved Jacks.

    • @profoundwanderer1441
      @profoundwanderer1441 Před 4 lety +21

      😂
      Wouldn't doubt it.

    • @Lee-rc5en
      @Lee-rc5en Před 4 lety +2

      No pun intended? Lol

    • @PedalTheGlobe
      @PedalTheGlobe Před 4 lety +83

      Jacks always turns out crispy for me and he overbakes every other pizza.

    • @robinhooduk8255
      @robinhooduk8255 Před 4 lety +11

      looked to me like he grilled it or as americans say broiled it, might have put oven onto broil setting so top cooks nice and bottom floppy?

    • @MrCaddySlash
      @MrCaddySlash Před 4 lety +7

      Your theory is cooked up better than Dave cooks up pizza

  • @Fenderguy603
    @Fenderguy603 Před 4 lety +374

    Dave: “I know how to cook frozen pizza, okay?”
    -Cuts to a god damn hockey puck

  • @logozervos1717
    @logozervos1717 Před 4 lety +20

    I lose it every time he says “no offense” after absolutely ripping Jack’s😂😂

  • @mattyj2980
    @mattyj2980 Před 4 lety +43

    Why are these frozen pizza reviews and unboxings even better than the real pizza reviews...thanks Dave you’re an American hero

  • @pikapal91
    @pikapal91 Před 4 lety +280

    Stop sending Prez weapons. He’s gonna hurt himself before he can hurt a home invader

    • @missmewthatbs7422
      @missmewthatbs7422 Před 4 lety +3

      you’re right... send him an iron man suit to protect himself

    • @METALMAN4Wii
      @METALMAN4Wii Před 4 lety +2

      Don't you send him a Iron Man suit.

    • @greysonG10
      @greysonG10 Před 4 lety +2

      I just sent him a morning star.

    • @greysonG10
      @greysonG10 Před 4 lety +1

      Gonna send him a glock tomorrow

    • @denkeylee
      @denkeylee Před 4 lety +1

      Why isn't a woman there to protect Dave???

  • @steelersfan9595
    @steelersfan9595 Před 4 lety +170

    Rochester NY stand up, we all know Wegmans knows how to do it 👑

    • @Zmad724
      @Zmad724 Před 4 lety +2

      FACTS

    • @davidkoontz5310
      @davidkoontz5310 Před 4 lety +8

      From Buffalo. We can all agree tho that this is not wegmans normal pie, right? Im used to an undercooked ny slice knock off

    • @marcelorivera9951
      @marcelorivera9951 Před 3 lety

      Big factsssssss

    • @COULDbWORSE1
      @COULDbWORSE1 Před 3 lety +7

      I miss Rochester and all the good pizza. I'm in Texas now. I knew I was fucked when I first moved here. I asked wheres the best place for pizza? I was told Papa John's. I might as well just throw some pizza sauce on a piece of cardboard. Pretty much same thing.

    • @maxtyler8993
      @maxtyler8993 Před 2 lety +1

      Good ol' Weggies

  • @topsnipe2473
    @topsnipe2473 Před 4 lety +40

    Wegmans has alot of great pre made and fresh food as well . One of the best grocery stores in my opinion. Their subs/ hoagies whatever name people pick is one of the best !

  • @BK-fg8ce
    @BK-fg8ce Před 4 lety +189

    Another Jack’s rant, everyone knows they’re living in Dave’s head rent free.

  • @andrewm1354
    @andrewm1354 Před 4 lety +213

    One “Hot bread on a butter knife” everybody knows he’s off his meds

  • @Mr-mf8li
    @Mr-mf8li Před 4 lety +124

    "I've been doing this since wuhan went down the swirler.. dont blame my onion it's like bread through a butter knife "

    • @bighugenews
      @bighugenews Před 4 lety

      Bryce Stevenson 😂😂 holy shit this is funny

    • @marcusang5404
      @marcusang5404 Před 4 lety +4

      Hot bread through butter knife put me over the edge

    • @asillat1
      @asillat1 Před 4 lety

      That line made me spit my coffee out 😆

    • @inlinechris
      @inlinechris Před 4 lety

      Hot bread*******

  • @blainewalton1210
    @blainewalton1210 Před 4 lety +8

    Dude, I want him to make more of these videos even after quarantine is over. He's fucking hilarious. As much as I love the pizza places he frequents, he's way funnier in these videos.

  • @GodofDisco
    @GodofDisco Před 4 lety +12

    That dead Pizza segment had me dying of laughter.

    • @Mmmcavoy
      @Mmmcavoy Před 3 lety

      Mostly because he threw those sour ass pizzas on the floor

    • @dannyraber627
      @dannyraber627 Před 6 měsíci

      And pronounced most of them wrong😂😂

  • @operationso5593
    @operationso5593 Před 4 lety +69

    "Right Through It Like Hot Bread On A Butter Knife" - Coked Up Pres 2020

  • @asianroll
    @asianroll Před 4 lety +183

    He almost slice his hands. He’s losing it with the quarantine

    • @CubsWin2012
      @CubsWin2012 Před 4 lety +12

      Just a matter of time before he loses a finger.

    • @asianroll
      @asianroll Před 4 lety

      CubsWin2012 it will happen with all the knives and box cutter he’s cutting the boxes. I’m waiting that moment to take shot of Jameson when he does. Lol!!

    • @chicagorilla4983
      @chicagorilla4983 Před 4 lety +3

      I thought I was losing my mind when I saw him hold it that way

    • @asianroll
      @asianroll Před 4 lety +1

      CHICAGORILLA I’m literally screaming No! Your holding upside down. My wife thought I was losing my mind screaming on the phone watching his video.Lol!!

    • @miskolinmackovic8380
      @miskolinmackovic8380 Před 4 lety

      True. No offence.

  • @emkayusa
    @emkayusa Před 4 lety +9

    I mentioned this pizza to my wife, and today she went shopping and came home with one. I was in the military and lived the dorm life for a few years so I know frozen pizza, lol. This pizza is legit, best frozen pizza I ever had. I didn’t cook it as long as Dave though, I don’t like mine as well done as he does apparently. If you do 25 minutes it turns out perfect. Sweet doughy dough (normal for Buffalo style pizza, Wegmans is Rochester which is very close to Buffalo) tangy sauce, good cheese. No flop and crispy

  • @BigfryTV
    @BigfryTV Před 4 lety +36

    One Cheezits on the overhead, everybody knows he was snacking while it baked

  • @ghosthunter5656
    @ghosthunter5656 Před 4 lety +76

    I love how butt hurt he is over Jack's pizza! Lol

  • @larrydinklepie9147
    @larrydinklepie9147 Před 4 lety +51

    Why is there a box of cheese itz on top of his oven vent thing?

  • @1999rustey
    @1999rustey Před 4 lety +14

    We thought he couldn’t cook a pizza but he can’t even freeze a pizza

  • @WilliamMaranciMashups
    @WilliamMaranciMashups Před 4 lety +33

    I love Wegmans. I've gone to the one in Natick a lot.

    • @kagenaxsom4205
      @kagenaxsom4205 Před 2 lety

      best place to shop. bad place to work

    • @kurtrivero368
      @kurtrivero368 Před 2 lety

      @@kagenaxsom4205 depends which section of the store you work in.

    • @kagenaxsom4205
      @kagenaxsom4205 Před 2 lety

      @@kurtrivero368 i cross trained in every department as an extern. i worked front end as a coordinator and then an stl as an intern. i had to transfer out and went to bakery for 3 weeks before leaving bc it was just so bad. front end would’ve killed me had i worked there any longer

    • @kurtrivero368
      @kurtrivero368 Před 2 lety

      @@kagenaxsom4205 It’s not for everyone. Some people can handle the workload and responsibility; many others can’t. I started as a lowly cashier working amongst high-schoolers, worked my way up through cheese, dairy, etc. until I became coordinator myself. Did that for a while then moved on to greener pastures. Like any job it has its ups and downs but I don’t regret the time I worked there.

    • @kagenaxsom4205
      @kagenaxsom4205 Před 2 lety

      @@kurtrivero368 i heard that the store i worked at was just exceptionally toxic and poorly run from people who came from other stores. so that might have been it. i actually didn’t mind being a coordinator until i got to know my boss better and saw how toxic she was. she was asked to step down right after i left wegmans

  • @kylemalachowski
    @kylemalachowski Před 4 lety +14

    Pres: “Jacks are a bunch of cocksuckers”
    Also Pres: “No offense tho”

  • @gelusmoon1
    @gelusmoon1 Před 4 lety +51

    "Goes right through it like hot bread on a buttered knife." - Dave

  • @michellecordello2611
    @michellecordello2611 Před 4 lety

    Yessss, I am a New Yorkers and my brother and sister and I love you, we’ve even made our own bar stool review video in snap chat for little Cesars!! love that you reviewed Wegmans 😂😂 you’re so awesome. Keep being you!

  • @user-yg8jx1xg7o
    @user-yg8jx1xg7o Před 9 měsíci +1

    “I’m not that dumb, it took me a second”. Not even a second later “like hot bread on a butter knife” 😂

  • @vek5514
    @vek5514 Před 4 lety +136

    One dislike everybody knows it’s the social media guy from jacks

    • @ljf1963
      @ljf1963 Před 4 lety

      Kev he got fired for sure

    • @mxamiss5
      @mxamiss5 Před 4 lety

      There was never a social media guy for Jacks. 2 people create, manage, and make those pies

    • @jewswhoswingssnakes923
      @jewswhoswingssnakes923 Před 4 lety

      mxamiss5 Jacks is getting hardcore abuse. It’s beautiful

  • @nickmason2345
    @nickmason2345 Před 4 lety +72

    Plot twist: Jack’s purposely pissed off the Prez, so they can get a shoutout in all the frozen pizza reviews.

    • @Revengesender
      @Revengesender Před 4 lety +1

      Nick Mason 😂😂😂

    • @skylarknoxx
      @skylarknoxx Před 4 lety +1

      Pissed off? He said no offense so obviously he’s not mad.

    • @risengrind8059
      @risengrind8059 Před 3 lety +2

      @@skylarknoxx the only time you say no offense is when you offend someone

    • @cracc216
      @cracc216 Před 3 lety

      they sales crashed

  • @ShaneFlores21
    @ShaneFlores21 Před 4 lety +1

    I about died laughing during that Taps segment. Well played pres

  • @SuperMutsy
    @SuperMutsy Před 4 lety +1

    Well you say that you are doing this for our entertainment. I must say, I know no matter what I'm going to laugh my ass off when I watch your quarantine videos, both the pizzas and the unboxings.

  • @juquz9476
    @juquz9476 Před 4 lety +109

    One bite, everyone knows pres put water under jacks crust before placing it into the oven

    • @VK28
      @VK28 Před 4 lety +21

      into the onion*

    • @chickenwizard7126
      @chickenwizard7126 Před 4 lety +1

      Juquz West Ham💪

    • @DrummingKid101
      @DrummingKid101 Před 4 lety +4

      Putting a little bit of water on crust before heating it actually makes it crispier....... haven’t you ever used a microwave?!

    • @marksman24444
      @marksman24444 Před 4 lety +14

      @@DrummingKid101 You have no idea what you are talking about, for one you microwave pizza so your opinion is entirely invalid

    • @theSnapcaseLIVE
      @theSnapcaseLIVE Před 4 lety +1

      he just broiled it

  • @emuccino
    @emuccino Před 4 lety +39

    "I dont even know where there are Wegmans... I think there's actually, now that I think about it.. they're everywhere."

    • @AirCanada1J5
      @AirCanada1J5 Před 4 lety +5

      Who uses their LinkedIn photo for CZcams?

    • @emuccino
      @emuccino Před 4 lety +1

      @@AirCanada1J5 I do 🤓

  • @Primo_Golf
    @Primo_Golf Před 4 lety +60

    Wegman's has good food all around......from their Submarine Sandwiches to the Buffet

    • @antoniomontana6061
      @antoniomontana6061 Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah - Wegmans is Awesome !!
      Subs are the best !!

    • @HSDJun
      @HSDJun Před 4 lety +6

      Even their brand products

    • @HSDJun
      @HSDJun Před 4 lety +1

      Even their brand products

    • @Mod1Gunner
      @Mod1Gunner Před 4 lety +4

      Buffalo pizza tops the frozen food scale! Woot

    • @ryanvincenec3511
      @ryanvincenec3511 Před 4 lety +4

      Just moved back to Ny from FL. Thought Publix subs were tops. Boy was I wrong. They're very good but cant hold a candle to Wegz

  • @StudentopiBlog
    @StudentopiBlog Před 4 lety +54

    One guy still spazzing over jack, everyone knows his coke dealer is socially isolating

  • @SCJhoops
    @SCJhoops Před 4 lety +56

    One more month of quarantine, everybody knows Dave is gonna run out of frozen pizzas to review

    • @paynoc8446
      @paynoc8446 Před 4 lety +4

      nah places that don't make frozen ones will freeze one just for him

    • @SCJhoops
      @SCJhoops Před 4 lety +2

      PAYNOC lmao I bet you’re not wrong

    • @chaseblunt495
      @chaseblunt495 Před 4 lety +1

      Prez is so fuckin lucky. Its like Christmas everyday for him

    • @budzmanson2747
      @budzmanson2747 Před 4 lety

      I don't think so he could get iver 1 hundred easy.

    • @MrChumpus
      @MrChumpus Před 4 lety

      One more month and he'll definitely lose a finger

  • @bushgang.mp4782
    @bushgang.mp4782 Před 4 lety +43

    One hot bread on a butter knife, everyone knows Dave almost cut his hand off

  • @joshuadshepherd
    @joshuadshepherd Před 4 lety +5

    "Jack's truthers" haha

  • @colonelwatts
    @colonelwatts Před 4 lety +8

    There’s no way he’s cooking a 20min pizza for 45mins and it’s not coming out like charcoal. He’s either not got the oven hot enough, he’s not pre-heating or his oven is gash

  • @chataclysm2112
    @chataclysm2112 Před 4 lety +68

    One pizza overcooked to smithereens, everyone knows he undercooked Jack's out of sheer pettiness.

    • @44benz44
      @44benz44 Před 4 lety +20

      He just wanted to get jacks over with so he took it out after 5 mins. Ive been eating jacks forever and its never had any flop.

    • @profoundwanderer1441
      @profoundwanderer1441 Před 4 lety +1

      @@44benz44 Lol I was ranting like a crazy person about that yesterday.

    • @johnk230
      @johnk230 Před 4 lety +1

      I think he put the jack's pizza in the microwave

    • @jewswhoswingssnakes923
      @jewswhoswingssnakes923 Před 4 lety +1

      1ZR1BZ1 a 0.8 is a 0.8. Jacks is the worst

    • @profoundwanderer1441
      @profoundwanderer1441 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jewswhoswingssnakes923 Yeah and apparently bagel bites and stouffer's are the best. TF outta here fanboy.

  • @jacklutz9705
    @jacklutz9705 Před 4 lety +62

    Aside from his descent into madness, Dave is beginning to look like he smells of all the classic cheeses, mozzarella, Parmesan...fromunda.

    • @koolkobes
      @koolkobes Před 4 lety

      Jack Lutz fromunda deez

    • @michellel5940
      @michellel5940 Před 4 lety

      Dirty jeans with fromunda cheese... at least that's the lyrics I sing when I hear the dirty deeds song

  • @JoseTwitterFan
    @JoseTwitterFan Před 3 lety +1

    The grand opening of the first-ever NYC location in Brooklyn last year was like a Buffalo Bills tailgate party in the rain.

  • @p1ggyw1ggl3s4
    @p1ggyw1ggl3s4 Před 2 lety

    Central New Yorker from syracuse here. Thank you for the solid score, we love our Wegmans pres

  • @SouthernSkeptic
    @SouthernSkeptic Před 4 lety +46

    "Like hut bread on a buttered knife."

    • @rockyfeola
      @rockyfeola Před 4 lety +3

      Sometimes I feel like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys is doing these reviews 🤣

    • @StudentopiBlog
      @StudentopiBlog Před 4 lety +1

      Greg A he’s out of cocaine

    • @pwebb34
      @pwebb34 Před 4 lety +1

      @Greg A He's a legitimate moron.

  • @M477H3WJ
    @M477H3WJ Před 4 lety +20

    “I have so much freezers I don’t have freezer space” ah makes sense

  • @BxIowaIrelandSwAg
    @BxIowaIrelandSwAg Před 8 měsíci

    It's an absolute masterpiece that Dave gave his editor instructions for the video, DURING the video itself lmao. Just legendary

  • @mastershredder78
    @mastershredder78 Před 4 lety +1

    This was gold! Jack's getting their balls busted on a daily basis should be tradition. I literally yelled at my screen when he nearly cut his hand clean off. 😱

  • @Jakeworth
    @Jakeworth Před 4 lety +14

    One dave denying becoming a bachelor, everyone knows his love is for Debbie

  • @TheNumberOneGuy
    @TheNumberOneGuy Před 4 lety +14

    one bite, everyone knows that Jacks pizza is keeping Dave up at night

  • @dickeymoser8057
    @dickeymoser8057 Před 4 lety +2

    He said “Right through it like hot bread on a butter knife.” Hahaha what 🤣😂

  • @petervoight9463
    @petervoight9463 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Isn't Wegmans Buffalo and Western New York centered? I've never eaten their food, but as a visitor from Toronto there alot, whenever I'm in a Wegmans, I stare at the food for a while. The pizza looks really good for in-store food. Like really good. Subs too. If I lived in WNY, I'd be frequenting.

  • @vansuh1388
    @vansuh1388 Před 4 lety +26

    One discounted Bachelor zoom show, everybody knows Debbie is Miss Right

  • @lilibethdoherty295
    @lilibethdoherty295 Před 4 lety +3

    When I worked making pizza I was told that I would get tired of eating pizza, never happened! I would make a pizza for myself for breakfast in the morning while shredding loaves of cheese in the Hobart, then making dough and finally cutting dough balls 3/4 LB and 1 1/4 Lb for medium and large pizzas Pops Ferrigno would guard his sauce recipe and when I saw a notebook of the ingredients I was astonished at the amount of work involved down to simmering with a pork bone in the sauce for six hours! God rest his devoted to old Italian legacy of the best or nothing!

  • @bennyfranklin
    @bennyfranklin Před 2 lety +12

    Love the review! I have had every frozen pizza that wegmans has sold since the early 90s. I go weekly and buy 5 I have not had if there is such a thing at the time. Including their Italian classics and of course the continuously changing brand name varieties. Wegmans frozen pizza is by far superior in the frozen game. Nice Video bro.

  • @logozervos1717
    @logozervos1717 Před 4 lety +2

    “Like hot bread on a butter knife. What a tool!”🤣

  • @titoortiz168
    @titoortiz168 Před 4 lety +43

    “Hot bread on a butter knife” the butter knife would melt trying to cut hot bread. U need to get out bud

    • @sammccloskey623
      @sammccloskey623 Před 4 lety +5

      A butter knife is a metal knife used to spread butter not a knife made of butter. All though butter knifes are extremely blunt so the analogy still makes no sense hahaha

    • @donaldpaluga
      @donaldpaluga Před 4 lety

      The phrase is like a hot knife through butter.

  • @tccandler
    @tccandler Před 4 lety +21

    "Right through it like a hot bread on butter knife."

  • @steve7887
    @steve7887 Před 4 lety

    2:14...”hot bread on a buttered knife”...🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @urbuddymcnutty
    @urbuddymcnutty Před 9 měsíci

    Right through it like hot bread on a butter knife. Lord I love these reviews so much.

  • @phil9979
    @phil9979 Před 4 lety +26

    "MY FAULT?!?" This coming from a guy who didn't own a pizza cutter until a week ago...

  • @Art_Vandelay_
    @Art_Vandelay_ Před 4 lety +44

    One rolled up Benny, everyone knows Debbie is under the table

  • @yc_030
    @yc_030 Před 4 lety +7

    One pizza cooked for double the suggested time, everyone knows Dave can’t preheat an oven

  • @CYSA2122
    @CYSA2122 Před 4 lety +1

    Someone please send Prez a trash compactor. Did you see all those empty boxes the last 2 nights??? American generosity at its finest.

  • @jdmaine51084
    @jdmaine51084 Před 4 lety +3

    Pageviews should be donating these extra pizzas to the local hospitals.

    • @jdmaine51084
      @jdmaine51084 Před 4 lety

      @Bobby Brady Quick, easy lunch to feed more than a single nurse while they're fighting in the trenches. Better than just throwing it all in the dumpster.

  • @kobe9886
    @kobe9886 Před 4 lety +12

    Prez doesn’t know how to cook a frozen pizza everyone knows the rules

  • @louisstevens2136
    @louisstevens2136 Před 4 lety

    The Jack roasting is pure gold.

  • @mattyj2980
    @mattyj2980 Před 4 lety

    These Jacks disses are soooooo good... I’m dying laughing

  • @kreuternjd311
    @kreuternjd311 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Putting Celeste that high is insanity. These scores are all over the place.

  • @stevieboy2009
    @stevieboy2009 Před 4 lety +10

    This guy, lol he’s a hazard, but he escapes all injuries 😂 love these videos

  • @504BigStud
    @504BigStud Před rokem

    Love the Army Football t-shirt and reference!

  • @BearPondersGames
    @BearPondersGames Před 4 lety

    "Like hot bread on a butter knife." I'm crying.

  • @chrisjacob5833
    @chrisjacob5833 Před 4 lety +12

    Grown man still doesn't know how to preheat an oven, everybody knows the rules.

  • @RKLIFE17
    @RKLIFE17 Před 4 lety +13

    It is amazing how he always mixes up sayings. 😂😂
    “Like hot bread through a buttered knife”
    Also, kudos to Dave shouting out You Suck At Cooking with his “Onion” cooking his pizza.

  • @jch2514224
    @jch2514224 Před 4 lety +1

    The bake and rise pizzas used to be my go to from Wegs. But started to taste kinda doughy. So I switched to the thin crust. The Wegs South West and Smokehouse varieties are to die for. From spicy peppers and sauce to cooked ham and sausage goodness.

  • @DanaWhiteOfficial
    @DanaWhiteOfficial Před 8 měsíci +1

    Dave is just built different. I literally sacrifice the enjoyment of eating fresh, hot pizza because I’ve burnt my tastebuds off 500 too many times. The pain is nothing, and I can tolerate a burnt lip or even roof of the mouth, but there is almost nothing worse than having burnt taste buds for 2-3 days. All food is ruined until they heal

  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 Před 4 lety +6

    He’s seriously going to lose a finger by the time this is all over. He cuts the wrong way he misplaces massive knives and Goes crazy looking for him under packages 😂

  • @TheGreatBoomy25
    @TheGreatBoomy25 Před 4 lety +14

    Wegs has good stuff overall, produce, carryout, you name it. The HQ is close by me in Rochester, NY.

  • @terridemarest7880
    @terridemarest7880 Před 4 lety

    Thank you so much for the laughs. I am fucking depressed without my kids. I live for these.

  • @silvershot07
    @silvershot07 Před 3 lety

    One of the best reviews by far. Right on

  • @KieranBeats
    @KieranBeats Před 4 lety +6

    As someone who grew up eating on wegmans frozen pizza for the last 15 years, I am really excited to see this.

  • @Saskiequelle
    @Saskiequelle Před 4 lety +41

    He cooked that Jack’s pizza in the microwave...

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel Před 4 lety +1

      he f*ed them good :))))

  • @zWraithh
    @zWraithh Před 4 lety +2

    "Trust me don't blame it on my onion I didn't just say onion I said oven"

  • @ethanmitchell3224
    @ethanmitchell3224 Před 4 lety +1

    DAVE LOOKIN GOOD. Please do Gino’s, Carlo’s, or Salvatore’s in Port Washington NY if you’re ever in LI. Big debate in my town on who’s best. Love your vids keep doin what you’re doin

  • @danielbarbee7712
    @danielbarbee7712 Před 4 lety +3

    Love Wegmans! Never had their frozen pizza but everything else is great.

  • @rg20322
    @rg20322 Před 4 lety +18

    "Hot bread on a butter knife" - huh?

  • @drewmow
    @drewmow Před 4 lety +1

    Dave loves the new shades. I do too

  • @bryanhess2585
    @bryanhess2585 Před 4 lety

    Dave was not prepared for this onslaught of frozen pizza mail.

  • @MH-mk9vc
    @MH-mk9vc Před 4 lety +17

    Shout out to "You Suck At Cooking" channel calling the oven the onion

    • @Stupid_you_so_stoopid_UHF
      @Stupid_you_so_stoopid_UHF Před 4 lety +1

      Looked like he cooked that Jack's pizza in the microwave .

    • @gwa3526
      @gwa3526 Před 4 lety +3

      Needs to set the undoe on five hundoe to get the proper crisp

  • @briankeogh335
    @briankeogh335 Před 4 lety +5

    “Onion on four hunion”

  • @Riktamorty
    @Riktamorty Před 4 lety

    Lol at Taps playing 😂😂

  • @tossingmidgetsforfun
    @tossingmidgetsforfun Před 4 lety +1

    "I had two makeshift coolers, because I have so much freezers, I don't have freezer space"

  • @CharlieGeorge_
    @CharlieGeorge_ Před 4 lety +2

    That pizza looks like Dave's heart after a heavy weekend.

  • @ronspaulding1007
    @ronspaulding1007 Před 4 lety +9

    One bite everyone knows Dave has erectile dysfunction

  • @markd8884
    @markd8884 Před 4 lety

    One Pres losing his mind, everybody knows Jacks lawyers sent Pres a cease & desist letter lol

  • @devonwatt2194
    @devonwatt2194 Před 4 lety

    The cheez-it’s on top of the oven hood is an all time storage saving move