Barstool Pizza Review - Beto's Pizza (Pittsburgh, PA)
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- čas přidán 15. 09. 2020
- Dave reviews Beto's pizza and the girl working there thinks he is here from her Tik Tok (spoiler alert: he isn't).
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Imagine actually getting ran over by a car and the last thing you hear is Dave saying, "you're dead"
underrated comment
“Most underrated comment in the country. Hands down.”
It would be an honor.
At first I actually thought he was talking about the guy that wanted to hang himself because he was just talking about him and then he said, "your dead !" But then I realised he was talking about Frankie.
Ya dead
Dave has ascended to his final form: a Slavic gangster.
lol so funny
it's not adidas
A Gopnik
He didn’t show us his squat
Yeah that's gonna be his permanent look once he turns 70.
Dave was stalling so the cheese would melt, everybody knows the rules.
My thoughts exactly.
literally 😂
It’s most definitely Not as good with melted cheese.
And the shit was still falling off like lemmings jumping off a cliff.
Disgusting unmelted cheese should be illegal.
"It's like a Lunchable on crack."
If lunchables are mentioned to describe a pizza, I want out.
Doesn’t mean it isn’t good xD. It’s fucking pizza, not a steak
@@FecalMatador ...okay, but imagine steak Lunchables
@@SgtBuck01 I didn't want to
@@SgtBuck01 *Michael Scott voice "OH GOD NO. NO GOD NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
You have a good point
Dave: “I didn’t see your tik tok”
Girl: “Dave saw my tik tok omg”
Lmao
Whats your number.
@@juggerswood down astronomically
That was the perfect way to end it. I laughed so hard.
You have a snap?
I’m sorry that so many thirsty ass dudes on here harass you.
watched one episode of the Sopranos now he thinks he’s a mobster, everybody knows the rules
😂
Fuggetaboutit!
@@georgemichael86 Who did wah??
lmao just made a similar comment and then scrolled through the comments.
he and lebron james really would be best friends.
Who let Dave go out in public like that? 😅
Dudes making billions. He don’t care
He still looks like fairy 🧚♀️ 😂😂
He wears that cheese on his chin and that wrap on his neck very well! 🚫
Lol ikr
I would be mad as hell if I got a pizza covered in cold cheese
ya but she did a tic tac
Don’t knock it till you try it Betos is awesome. You can ask for it melted, but why would you. Defeats the purpose.
@@Machoke. Because melted cheese is the best part of pizza.
@@Machoke. have fun with your tapeworm
@@___meph___4547 uncooked meat
One $60 lunchable, everyone knows the rules
Fucking lol
lmfaoooo
😂 😂 😂
Ha
Well he did have like 6 boxes. So the price sounds reasonable
One woman's track suit, everyone knows Dave's auditioning for Mob Wives.
Miss doubtfire 2
That’s my cousin
@@flamingdragon86 WE ARE FWAMING DWAGON!!!
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
This reminds of when Michael wore a woman's suit
The camera work when Dave says “do you know if…no no” and it’s that guy walking looking lost had me in tears 😂😂
“Heads up, ya dead.”
Yooooo wtf. Lmfao.
One velvet tracksuit, everyone knows he’s becoming Adam Sandler from Uncut Gems
ok that's not too bad but just don't end like Sandler in the end of Uncut Gems...
It's not even velvet, it's velour. No one straight is wearing a velour track suit.
Classic assessment
Definitely not velvet, that’s velour. Shit is super comfortable and fire.
What a shitty movie that was
3:21 “heads up, you’re dead” I started laughing like a mad man. Lmao
Dave gave the pizza a 3.8. He gave the girl a 7.2, everyone knows the rules.
Naw she’s cute just probably talks too much
@@Sneakycastro69 Yep would rip my hair out listening to the thousands of tik toks
machiavelli on point
shes like 15 lol
It’s actually very good pizza. Obviously not your standard pizza, but still.
"Heads up, you're dead" not much of a warning dave 🤣 fucking hilarious
The age of consent is 16 in PA... Dave is verifying the rules.
He checked twice just to make sure
One guy with a age of consent map, everyone knows he's a sick puppy.
Martin Quin bruh 😂😂😂
One felony, everybody knows the rules
@@GNXperimental 🤣🤣
one half zipped jacket, everyone knows he's coming out soon
😂😂😂😂
He wears a shirt that says a baseball guys guy
@Chris Simms No he has to wait until the scandal hits, then he has to come out as gay.
He’s not gay he just has a sense of fashion boomer
@@kerl6859 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dave's ability to mispronounce every pizza place name is astounding. Also, that is a Steubenville style pizza. That is how Dean Martin liked it and it became a thing.
His ability to be an asshole in every episode is also astounding. That's why I watch him 😅 It's fun to see a grown adult with no control at all.
Yeah there's a reason no one cares what Dean Martin ate
I grew up on this stuff
@@jimsonjohnson3761 🤣
LMAO!!! I was just thinking the same thing!
That girl will never forget that moment, even though she had nothing to do with it lol. Still cool to see you are making peoples day
Can't say she had nothing to do with it. He did speak to her outside afterwards. Lol but I know what you meant
@@bnobston yea lol all around cool little interaction
@@Sh4tterdL0g1c it's cool to see people so happy that they're almost wilfully oblivious to the actual interaction. Blissfully happy I could only wish to achieve. It's oddly charming.
She’s lucky dave didn’t see the tik tok. No ones showing up after that dancing
Also come on who wants to eat pizza from Beto, I mean he wants to take out guns.
I'd tap that!!!
Her ass was prime.
Tik tok is a kids app for pedos
JustShaq Simp
One Betso's pizza, everyone knows Davey did not pop his adderall this morning.
What chu mean? Addy was in full force, he couldn't stop talking.
Lmaoooo
@@simpsons721 adderall calms people down who have ADHD
@@eliyahuohiyon7461 I agree, but at the same time it will get you in the zone. You will eventually rail talk (so zoned in) and then have to stop yourself. I only had a script, what do I know.
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
I'm somewhat impressed that he continued to hold up that entire tray worth of pizza with his right arm. There's about 10 pounds of cheese in those boxes.
"Heads up. You're dead" Priceless lol.
7 uncooked pizzas, everyone knows they didn't pay their gas bill.
A pizza oven is always on. The cheese is supposed to not be melted. You can remove the cheese.
The crust wouldn't crunch if it was uncooked. It's hot pizza, and cold, or room temp cheese.
Lmfaooo
That's the way the cook it....I laughed when i 1st heard about it.....And its cold Provolone cheese @ that. As a NY'er thats crazy.....It's a giant (small by NY standards) lunchable pizza....
It’s really good dude
One visit from Chris Hansen everyone knows the rules except Dave.
" I like that dance , were going to put that in theire"
Lols
Why don't you have a seat?
Nick what’s happening??
Yeah, google age of consent and the city your in. Hint, his is 16 it's all good.
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
This is one of the first pizzas I’ve seen that I legit wouldn’t eat
What are you seven? Its just unmelted cheese.
@@WilkesBarreWrestlinghe's deadass making a stand ab some unmelted cheese 😭
@@WilkesBarreWrestling looks horrible
Agreed.
Same. As a Native of Pittsburgh,this pizza place is dogshit. Go to Fioris or Lil nippers literally anywhere that isnt here
Her lil dance tho …. 🤣😂 She killed it 🤣😂
Dave seems to recall every pizza he's ever sampled
Kind of like my dating life.
@@allanr6132 he has photographic pizza memory
A good or bad pizza is like a blow job, you're probably going to be able to recall every experience. 60% of the time your brain's BJ memory works 100% of the time, coincidentally the brain's memory for pizza is in the same spot as the BJ memory. Shares the same syntax or some shit
of course, its like pokemon, once you force yourself to notice these things it gets really easy to remember their names
He's Rainman, except for him it's pizza slices instead of toothpicks.
"Why am I hearing voices?" Everyone knows it's the whispers in his head from the coke
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was the pizza.
Too many oxy's.
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
one case of cocaine psychosis everyone knows the rules
Never in a million years would I ever be comfortable wearing an outfit in public like that.
Screams of i'm in the Mob hahah.
Sorry you dont have confidence
@@redeyejedi3700 LOL
That's what you wear to tell everyone you like it in the ass. Looks fruity as hell.
Dave's confidence makes it work for him
This pizza looks like if you asked a kindergartener to draw a pizza.
I love that she can’t get it through her head that he never seen the tik tok
Shh, shhh...
Just let her have this.
She probably filmed that before meeting and him telling her he hadn’t seen it
He probably saw the tik tok
@@memejesus4294 No. He told her before the review he hadnt seen the tiktok. To this day, she probably still thinks hes there because of her tiktok 😂.
@@El_Scorcho_ I'm pretty sure he didn't watch it and forgot by now.
One jugoslavian national suit, everyone knows the rules
Nice
Wrecked the spelling but holy shit, spot on!
Hahahaha yes!
@@JaeTheDev close. Jugoslavija.
It's the Balkans Tuxedo.
" I'm super! Thanks for asking! "
The whole ‘putting cheese on after the pizza is out of the oven’ is considered ‘Ohio Valley-style’ pizza, it’s very common in places like Steubenville/Wintersville OH.
DiCarlos and Federico Foods in Steubenville is where its at!
Ahhh That’s why it’s wack
So Ohio has trash pizza. Good to know
Daves the only guy that can get a 4 character word like Beto wrong, Betsos lol
It was actually beto’s with an S at the end
@@jarellsigue4694 Sbetos.
@@justiron2999 asbestos
It's actually 2. "Bet" and then "toes". Try clapping your hands as you say it out loud to yourself and you will see that it's only 2 claps. So it's 2.
@@mojojojo6400 First off it's "Be" "toes" and secondly that is a syllable you're talking about not a character.
One mobster from GTA 4, everybody knows the rules
lmfao
Fuck man i can't top that
Best game ever
LMAO
H
Cold cheese on cooked pizza dough is a level of insanity that I never want to experience.
This pizza look's digusting! I am wonder how he have that a "7"🤢
every time he calls it betso’s is funnier than the last
Noises in the background, everyone knows he’s coming down on his coke binge
😂😂😂
You can literally hear noises in the background bro
Kerl it’s a joke man
Edward Alcala what’s the joke lol
Kerl God damn you lol
That whole cold cheese thing makes me uncomftorable
Yeah, who even thinks of that? And WHY?
It’s a travesty
It's a terrible idea to me
Yeah that’s literally disgusting. Maybe melting cheese on after so the pizza is less oily and droopy..? Possibly. But legitimate big chunks of cold cheese? Fuck off. I’ll just thaw out a frozen pizza if I want to be disrespected
I live in Pittsburgh this pizza is top tier it’s amazing
5:30 after the jump suit rant, the guy must have thought, why is this flamer asking me about carts?
Im so thankful for this - it brought us Jersey Jerry
The best part about Dave's reviews are the people, not the pizza. Great review !
He never said “one bite, everybody knows the rules”. That’s my favorite part
This is my favorite kind of pizza. I grew up eating pizza from a place called DiCarlos, they made pizza just like this. Now that I live in Pittsburgh and travel Banksville Road daily... I MUST TRY THIS!
DiCarlos in WV?
@@mooch6666 yep!!!
@@mooch6666 Glen Dale location will always be the best. :)
I agree! I was building a drywall plant by Mitchell powerhouse and I’d stop once a week for supper. It was delicious
@@mooch6666 I haven't had it in so long and now I REALLY need to go back home to get some. Lol.
The fact they hired Jersey Jerry after this is even better
I love how she got so hyped even though he literally said he had no clue XD
Dave, you geared your brain to accept whatever they threw at ya. Like "carts" and 18 boxes of pizza with cold provolone for $60. You gave a 7.2 and made their TicToc employee very happy. Whadda guy!
Whadda comment :)
7.2 is a very strong Western PA score. He obviously liked something about the pizza. I'm confused.
@@1cryogen Its damn good pizza
what's nuttier than putting unmelted, shredded provolone on top of pizza? Dave giving it a 7.2. What's next? Dave reviewing an uncooked cheeseburger, without the bun? This is insanity.
Cracks me up he always holds the box. Surprised at his ability to do so.
"Nah, no time" that guy walking away 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As soon as I heard her say we put the cheese on at the end I said to myself he ain’t gonna like it!
I see a 5.0 badge I’m immediately intrigued
“A lunchables on crack” A cold cheese pizza does sound a little odd, but if that’s your pitch, I’m in.
It's an accurate description. Trust.
Only the toppings is cold everything else is hot but this looked gross lol
Omae wa mo Shindeiru cold cheese looks gross? lol
I live in Pittsburgh and it’s not bad at all.
I consider it as a crime to NOT bake the cheese.
LOVE the Little Vincent's reference!!! Huntington NY, my hometown!!!!!
Everybody knows El Prez is waiting till she's "legal".
Age of consent in PA is 16
One bite “everyone know’s little Vincent’s lives in Dave’s head rent free forever” 😂😂 love you Dave!
Little Vincent’s is trash. So overrated
“ this place is buzzing zzzzzzzz”
Just you Dave . Lol
I always go back to this one because it looks so good... the pizza not the suit😂😂
Jesus christ it's like she's trying to break her own back as she stands there
I appreciate this comment. lol
I like how you tell her you didn't see the tick tock she made, then proceeds to go back inside and make another tick tock claiming you saw it.
Did she really say they cook the dough with sauce, then add cold toppings and uncooked cheese? Wtf
Glad I’m not the only one who thinks that’s kinda gnarly
It's called ohio valley style
As soon as she saw the camera she started messing with her hair and flippin it 😂
She’s not 18 everyone knows the rules
She’s too young for Dave, she’s not 16 yet.
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
@@kind2311 you're going through a video from 6 months ago correcting people on "everyone/everybody". get a life lol
@@TRUE_GR1T so if it was a brand new video it'd be OK? Shits new to me, guy.
One "Betso's", everyone knows that Dave's mind is on his future gambling losses.
Legit though barstools picks are so fucking garbage😂
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
this was my dads pizza place when he was a kid. We went here after a family reunion once. Wild
Dave Portnoy, you're a class act. What you do for Fallen Officer's families, you're one decent guy.
"She's got my number". We all do, Dave.
“Heads up you’re dead 🤷🏼♂️” LMAOO 3:18
Ngl little Vincent’s is the most hyped pizza place fs😂
I like how she’s insistent that Dave saw her tick tock video then stopped by, even though Dave repeatedly said he did not.
Dressed like a full fledged Coke dealer. Dave on his coke swag everybody knows the rules.
This is literally me in Adderall sometimes ! 😂
7.2 there’s a 0% chance that slice is over a 2.5
This is the best way to review food lmao. The energy and language are special.
Dave wearing Kleinfeld's jogging suit from CARLITOS WAY
He needs the hairdo and glasses
Classic. Hopefully Tony Tagaliucci doesn’t try to whack him for stealing a cool million for snow.
Provolone is my favorite cheese. I'd love to try their pizza. Sounds crunchy good!
the thumbnail always gets me
Dave wouldn’t know a tik tok from a Tic-Tac.
why would he?
Dave must be half Italian talking with his hands 🤣🤣🤣
“heads up you’re dead” LOL
3:03 love how jerry ended up working for barstool now
One young fangirl can't into Dave's track pants, even with a bonus booty shake. Everyone knows the rules.
Lmfaoooooooo
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
Dave looks like Pauly Walnuts from the Sopranos!
the way she walked away lol
He keeps calling it Betso's dressed like a real goomba😂😂😂
One black suede tracksuit everybody knows he blames coke residue on sweat
I love how frankie just knows the answer off bat 😂
Love Beto’s! Was located on Banksville Road when i was a kid. Could barely see the pizza for the cheese! 🍕♥️
Hilarious - Dave tells her, “I didn’t see your Tik tok”…. She makes a tik tok, “Dave saw my tik tok and he’s out there right now” 🤣
One glass bottle necklace, everyone knows it's full of yeyo.
Its a fish
She seems fun. I give her a 6.9
With a 6 pack of shock top .....I could swing the score to a 6.9 also !
@@KhubbaS one commenter doesn't get the pun, everybody knows the rules
@@KhubbaS It takes more to get me drunk now...I'm older....more wise.....and a few lbs heavier :)
This man has never taken only one bite
Hey Tony Soprano, when you were talking to the chick that works in Beto's, that would've been the ideal time to ask why they call a slice a "cart".
Tone would never rock a turtle neck
Dave is transitioning into Pauly Shore... change my mind
"our pizza is different. we half ass the job and then serve it"
dave dressed like niko from gta iv, everybody knows the rules
I like when he tried asking the old guy who looked lost about carts …
6:53 No he didn’t. He literally said he didn’t.