Barstool Pizza Review - Jack's Frozen Pizza
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- čas přidán 6. 04. 2020
- One of the most anticipated reviews in pizza review history, Dave reviews Jack's Frozen Pizza (with a clear and open mind)
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Imagine being the PR dude from Jack's. Dude was chilling in a cubical a couple of months ago, now hes fired cause a pandemic fueled frozen pizza review channel has beef with him lmao
Hahaha
LMAO
Jack's pr guy trying to get on with digiorno lmao
@@bigeric8334 DiGiorno the GOAT
pizza review channel that's run by a cocaine addict who has lost a million or so in the last week** Gotta clarify for the people and keep it real after all.
One completely unbiased review, everyone knows the rules.
Jack's still isnt good lol
@@pocketssmith5933 nah you're cooking it wrong, gotta get a pizza stone and crisp that shit up
Hell no. This review is completely bias. He cooked it completely wrong. If it’s still floppy and not crispy you didn’t cook it long enough. Since when have cooking instructions ever been spot on accurate? Jack’s is one of my favorites. You just gotta cook it right..
Most accurate review he’s done
Yash Gupta a jacks? spend 5 bucks not 2 jesus christ it’s all frozen pizza it’s all cheap 😂😂😂 broke ass
It's 9/21/23 and to this day, it's still the best, most unbiased review ever.
I'm watching it right now and I'm butt ass naked and let me tell u this is got me laughing
@@Eric-jk3oi i come back every 6 months or so...and still laugh my ass off. Dave is so gd funny...
10/12/23. Still a banger of a pizza review
No offense😂
LMAOO I’m watching it 10/21 on my pops bday
I love how Dave doesn't let his biases affect anything.. Totally even-tempered and cool under pressure..
That was a joke
we know he didnt vote for trump. he is pissed off because he didnt get free pizza that he makes money for giving reviews. fjb
“I’m not going to let the terrorists win.” Lmao
Well, now we’re like 10 months into “2 weeks to flatten the curve” so
Funniest part of a very funny rant
@@codiefitz3876 11 almost 12
USA 🇺🇸
@@fluffylorax6400 still lol
When somebody says “no disrespect” someone is about to be disrespected.
the most disrespect ive heard after a "no disrespect" since stephen a smith went off on Kwame Brown. no disrespect.
@@FahimKhan-qj9zg "a bonafide scrub" haha
Yep, with a 0.08 score? Yeah Jacks was molestered! Same is true when somebody says with all due respect. NO respect is coming!
🤣🤣🤣Exactly! When somebody leads with "I'm not a racist" I know I'm about to hear some of the most racist shite I've ever heard.🤣🤣🤣
How Dave’s coke dealer somehow managed to be considered an essential worker so he could get to his house is the real amazing part in all is this
He does Adderall.
Adderrall
@@thedewdsterWho cares, joke is still funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many people come back to this video just to laugh
How
It’s a month old, and your acting like it’s a filthy frank video
Jordan Pantell damn. I responded to you and I think it got deleted. Nvm. Thank you for your input but I’m not taking suggestions at this time. Please see the clerk on your way out for payment.
The City Official what
Me -- no disrespect!
Dave saying, “No offense” is just like when he says, “One bite...”
Jajajaja true
And just like "everybody knows the rules" and no guest ever knows the rules.
Facts
😂🤣😂
It’s a joke based off Seinfeld’s “Not that there is anything wrong with that” when talking about gay people. It’s why Dave always says “no offense” after calling them cocksuckers.
I wouldn't mind another pandemic if it meant Dave did frozen pizza reviews and unboxings everyday again.
There is a frozen pizza out called one bite everyone knows the rules , it’s disgusting
Can’t believe it’s been 4 years…
I love how “once again no disrespect” is literally followed up with wildly disrespectful insults the entire video 😂😂😂
Omg it's hilarious 😂 He must have done a line or two before this one.
🤣🤣🤣 I know. He's so good at roasting it's great.
Kid's show
@@brianwilson8088 lmaooo 100 p he did, everyone knows the rules
There was no disrespect.
"I'll never financially recover from this." - Jack's
Joe Exotic you mean Haha
@Daddy Hot Sauce not if I can find them. Im from Boston, where there is good pizza everywhere. Now I live in Columbus, OH where good pizza does not exist. Jack's is awesome. That wasn't cooked correctly. I've never seen Jack's with a flop. Best frozen pizza I've ever had. Can't even find it in stores here now. Plenty of DiGiorno's tho
@@markberrett4754 Carol fucking Baskin is the CEO of Jack's you can guaran-goddamn-tee it
Hahahahaha
@@prado71490 you might have a point there. I'm now boycotting Jack's and back to having no good pizza here
Even though it's 2023 I still come back to this video when I need a good laugh 😂😂😂
I come to laugh at that stupid giant ass pizza cutter lol. A good wheel cutter is like 1/20th the size of that thing.
This was the highlight of Covid😂. I was loving the box openings that Dave was doing during quarantine.
The fact he keeps saying “no disrespect” after flaming this dude 😂😂
Some people pride themselves on their cocksucking abilities.
@@directorbeau you're gay
Classic cokehead behavior
That's the funniest part
Cause it’s a kids show
“I didn’t even care that they didn’t send me a pizza” he says after 9 minutes of absolutely ripping them to shreds
Drake yes, it’s called a joke
then hits em with a .08 😂😂😂
killa season lmao then says “see told you I’d be fair”
Joke and sarcasm went over your head Drake lol
People commenting like I didn’t realize it was a joke lmao
Three years later and the “lick dimp” and then the way he looks at the camera gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂😂
Everytime i feel down i come back here to my favorite review
Dave: “I don’t hold any grudges”
Also Dave: “For the visual at home, let’s pretend this is Jack’s heart”
yea we watched the video kiddo...
Jews never forgive or forget. They hold grudges for 1000s of years.
i like how he assumes the social media person is a dude. that's a chicks job.
@@slugmanuts you're lame dude
Corey true. I’m Jewish. Here’s a joke: Jewish Alzheimer’s... forget everything but the grudges. :-)
One bite, everyone knows Dave is gonna accidentally castrate himself with the new pizza cutter.
Game7dottv Debbie will be sad.
Perverted comment!
He doesn't know how to use it lol you're meant to roll it from one edge. He just chopped down
It’s scary watching him when this machete looking pizza cutter lol.
I love Jacks as far as frozen pizza goes. I've never noticed the floppiness when I've had it. It seriously looks like Dave cooked it on 250 for 3 hours. I throw that thing in on like 415 and it gets crispy
If you hot flash it at 450 for 12 minutes it's fuckin perfect, he definitely didn't cook it right, jacks is some of the crispiest frozen pizzas you can get
came here to find this comment, my jacks has NEVER been floppy
He should have cut it into 8ths and not quarters
The recommendation on the jacks package is 425 for 13. That usually gets it pretty crispy for me. It is one of the crunchier better cooked frozen types. So for me 7.1
same here
Glass half empty: never forget what Covid took from us
Glass half full: never forget what Covid gave us… frozen pizza reviews from Dave.
"actually tastes pretty good" "it's not that bad" "I don't hold no grudges"....
0.08 😂
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo roflllllllll
No grudge against Blaze either. 100% unbiased honest review 👌
@@Twinspinner Blaze is terrible though. i think Of rather have a frozen pizza.
@@Twinspinner no disrespect lol
@@SouthernSkeptic checks out. Your from the south lol
I absolutely love how Dave is so unbiased
It's so funny because he's definitely biased (jk that would be a crime)
@@Lovicide how would that be a crime?
No such thing as unbiased when it comes to an opinion
@@josephddd117 you clearly dont get it
@@thesportsguy126 maybe hes just trolling, high quality satire?
There is a 100% chance that the person who wrote that Instagram reply saw this video... and I love knowing that.
I live a few blocks from Jack's. All this did was back up delivery trucks with the flood of orders. PR guy got a raise :)
Dave was a light during the one of the darkest times in human history, God bless him and this epic pizza review.
Dave’s coke dealer is making bank everyone knows the rules
2nd happiest person there was when that 450million or however much rolled in. Lol
Actually coke will make you unable to eat.
Sean Eag lmao not true.
@Tom Stanton wrong.
It’s adderall
"that is a WEAK, LICK, DIMP!!"
~El Presidente
Was hoping to see this comment
😂😂😂
hahahahaa
Best part of this review imo lmao
😂😂😂😂
I seriously enjoy this banter, I certainly like that someone of your caliber chooses to review pizzas as a secondary job! Kept me laughing all the way through.
These reviews as well as the unboxings made quarantine something i looked forward to on the daily!! I do also have to mention that over all of the frozen pizza reviews JAX is the pie that got the most air time on you channel. This is one of the best frozen pies on the market. The key is to pre-heat your oven for about 30 min before cooking! Also, just buy the cheese and add your own toppings before throwing in the oven. This is some “cracker crust” pizza.
I see Jack's in the stores and laugh, to this day.
As you proceed to put one in the cart cause you’re too broke for a simple Red Baron
@@matdaddy4902 Nah, I get the Quest pizzas cause I'm a keto warrior.
Honestly, a Supreme or pepperoni Jack's isn't too shabby for the $2 sale price, but yes I laugh too and cry inside a little
@@bryanhess2585 the fuck they are 2 dollars and ur telling me that worthless ass company couldn't even send him one.
@@jj-fk9ez yeah...they fucked up. They knew they would get a score under 3 so they tried to play it off
one bite, everyone knows Jacks cut to the front of the line.
You mean cut the line for dave
Jack's social media is genius. They got so much more publicity for this 😂😂😂
CRYPTO BULL COINS and yet billions will never buy it.
CRYPTO BULL COINS yes publicly but straight hate towards them 😂😂 .08 limp dick Jacks
Jack's playing chess
It must have taken a lot of character for Dave to put aside his differences with Jack's and give them a fair shot. That's a pro.
Still watching in 2023. As bad as the quarantine was, this brings back memories and not necessarily bad ones.
With every quarantine episode we are seeing Dave lose his shit more and more. He's gonna be like Howard Hughes when this is all done.
Jack Lutz more like Assange fellow.
Seems the same to me
lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
come in with the pizza come in with the pizza come in with the pizza...
Jack Lutz - “it didn’t bother me they didn’t send me a pizza”.
-been ranting and raving about it for over a week now, and was emo-ing over it all video.
someone woke up on the wrong side of Frankie’s bed..
jabroni 10/10 great burn
The wrong side of Frankie's bed is whatever side he happens to be on.
Debbies* bed
God / Verified touché
jabroni your moms name is Frankie? 🤔
You provided a ton of entertainment for folks during the pandemic and Jacks should have sent you a case.
Legend has it Jack's hasn't recovered from this.... 🤣
Jack is living in Dave’s head
*rent free*
I actually laughed out loud to that..
Fact
Yeah, prolly the first company to not send him free shit. So bitter.
Russ
Jack’s Derangement Syndrome
Imagine being his neighbor having to listen to all the coke rage.
Plot twist his neighbor is his supplier
makes me glad apartments in my city aren’t affordable
Whoever makes comments that Dave's on coke has obviously never done coke before
@@chicagorilla4983 never scene anyone chow down on pizza railed out on blow
Does he really do coke or is it a joke?
"And when i say oven, i mean freezer..."
Still here in 2024. I watch this every 3 months
Came here to watch Jack’s get their asses completely obliterated everyone knows the rules
One lawsuit by Jacks Pizza, everyone knows the rules
EDIT: holy fuck that score might make this joke a reality LOL
He burns all the rest and undercooks this one. One defamation lawsuit everyone knows the rules
They probably won't have enough time
You could tell the pizza because the crust is crispy the Dough's just really shity
@@joeyscleaninglady2877 defamation requires definable inaccuracies. Jack's is famous for being trash, everyone knows the rules.
some nights i just eat the entire jacks pizza
I nominate this to be included in the 100 greatest videos on youtube.
One ten minute rant, everyone knows Dave “couldn’t care less”
No. He said he "could" care less.
1 second comment, everyone knows u can stfu
That's the joke lol
I love rants lol
@@jamaljackson9933 RIGHT?!?!
3 years and it's never getting old. :)
first time seeing this and its hilarious
@@cakedaddyhank7649same😂
"I'm not going to let the terrorists win" "I'm going to fight" "So I decided to do frozen pizza reviews". What a hero.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the one that everyone needed but no one deserved
Man I wish I watched these years ago while we were all bogged down at home wallowing in misery. Super funny and entertaining.
This is a period piece of the Covid times lmao. Unhinged, entertaining ranting into the camera at home 😂
As funny and as great as this review is; I believe he actually helped Jacks pizza out.
The key to Jack’s pizza is crank your oven up to like 500 550 throw it on the rack. It will never be floppy and it will be amazing.
The really good pizza.
I think he also let it defrost a bit before throwing it in the oven. Anytime I do that it ends up floppy. You gotta take is straight from the freezer into the oven.
Can't blame his limp a55 for not knowing how to cook a pizza.
Nah jacks is just trash. Just made one these the other day, followed instructions to a T. Came out floppy on bottom and burnt on top
I’ve never had a jacks pizza flop around like that. He made the ultimate mistake on freezer pizza. He cooked it according to the time on the instructions. Everyone knows you go 3-5 minutes longer!!
@inlinechris bro just admitted he can't even cook a frozen pizza properly 💀
One Jack's employee getting fired, everyone knows the rules
He got a raise. There PR went through the roof. Semi trucks backed up down the street to pick them up and deliver to stores. I live 5 block from where they make these.
@Sam Zano They are a drunk pizza, eat at your own risk. We buy these for the little kids to eat while we cook our homemade pizza on the grill :)
“Look at the flop!” everybody knows Dave didn’t preheat the oven.
Danny Joyce you finish cooking your pizza using a griddle with butter 😂😂😂 wtf is wrong with you
The flops because of all the cocaine.
It’s a crap pizza guys.
@Danny Joyce how fat are you
AlbertoWasher he put it in “Raw”.... 😂
Just completely unbiased. Just cooked it perfectly and definitely not too short or has a too cold of an oven.
This was at the height of covid madness!!! Dave had the madness bad!!! I love it!!!😂😂😂
I feel like this is the first pizza he didn’t overcook by 10 minutes. 🤔
Looks like he didn't preheat the oven. Either that or the frozen pizza had defrosted on its way to him.
@@CubsWin2012 must be right cuz my jacks has never been floppy like that
Nah Jacks sucks!
In the world of Jacks pizza he just ate that shit raw lol. I’m convinced he puts his shit on the top tray.
I dont like jacks... But they usually get more than crispy enough on the bottom... Davey just can't cook anything.
"A weak lick dimp!" - El Pres 2020
Today is 7/16/2024 and as of today, this is still the most unbiased, top-quality fair review ever done.
When I was poor I used to eat a ton of Jack's pizza and never had it flop before. It does taste pretty bomb
one bite, everyone knows Jack's is living in Dave's head rent free.
Dave just bought the whole block in Jack's head with that .08 score. Oh and the PR dude is gone for sure.
@@marko_s1000r triggered?
Jack’s derangement syndrome.
8:56 " i didnt care that they didnt send me a pizza" *goes on a 10 minute tangent of how much he hates jacks for not sending him a pizza"
It’s not about that they couldn’t send a pizza, it’s the 10,000 word essay the fucking guy wrote
The dude definitely has a fragile ego.
@@4seeableTV I didn’t realize he was one of those entitled influencers that thinks businesses owe him free stuff for reviewing the product. He should have just paid for the pizza and reviewed it. I really didn’t need the whining about the company
@@MehwhatevrIt's hilarious though & it was during the pandemic so who knows if he could find it in the area
I love how he's judging on being floppy but he's the one who baked it hahaha
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Best review evah!!
One cocaine rant,everyone knows the rules.
Eating pizza on coke?? Nah you don't know the rules
Jose reyes reyes one bite
One imaginary feud with a pizza company, everyone knows the rules
😂😂😂
@@edi7rocks393 Jack's is gonna sue hiz azz
😂😂😂😂😂
Ricky Barnes ...
@@uncleiroh4650 ...
I was today years old when I discovered this channel and subsequently, this video. I have not stopped laughing and OMG, Jacks must have been mortified at this review 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"No disrespect" continues to disrespect them for the entire video 😂
Prez: calls out Jack's guy of what he's gonna die of.
Also Prez: no disrespect.
Also, can someone tell him it's "I could NOT care less," v. "I could care less." The latter of which means, when said, that that person could actually care less (i.e., that they actually do care to begin with).
The more you know.
@@hobbs2005 that's one of my pet peeves
no offense
It’s actually not a bad frozen pizza, but that doesn’t change the fact that the guy running Jack’s Instagram page got put in a body bag.
It’s complete garbage! Boycott!!!!!!
I’m more surprised that Dave was so pissed about having to go buy a $3 pizza
@@Minidunkathon93 he’s pissed that they’re the only company that didn’t send him ONE pizza which is yeah weird. He even got pizza sent to him from foreign companies
@@Bananahammock88 to you. I've had nearly all brands of frozen pizza and jack's is in my top 5, especially for the price.
He cooked it completely wrong. If it’s still floppy and not crispy you didn’t cook it long enough. Since when have cooking instructions ever been spot on accurate? Jack’s is one of my favorites. You just gotta cook it right..
"And when I say oven, I mean freezer" 😂😂
The PR guy for Jacks definitely got fired LOL
“And when I say oven, I mean freezer”
You floppy little flop
“I got glitter everywhere”
Glitter means coke, everyone knows the rules
No he got glitter bombed doing an unboxing..he's learned from his mistakes now...Dido bombs and glitter bombs
why does everyone say he does drugs and shit? i just started watching and im confused
@@durkey01
He's admitted to doing Addy on camera, but I can't speak for coke or anything
@@nickodom2569 who's this Addy chick, and wheres the video of him doing her on camera?
@@probablynotwearingpants6228 oh lird
Good to see no one was injured during the filming of this review
With the exception of Ellio's, the bottom 5 pizzas are all made by the same company, Nestle Pizza Division.
That’s dope. I grew up on Ellios. Haven’t had it in years. I remember the ingredients list being very short also
One floppy pizza, everyone knows Dave didn’t preheat the oven
Lmao seriously
Last Robertos pizza review he said he had to bake the pizza for 25min vs the 10-12 it said on the package so I think his oven is actually fucked
Why Isn't he using the pizza oven he got from lotzza?
From what I remember, I used to cook Jacks without a pan to keep it crisp.
Wafflexy jacks pizza is very floppy
One high score, everyone knows Pres doesn't hold grudges
One of the top 5 most unbiased reviews of all time.
January 17th 2024 and still an iconic review
The Jacks PR person is a genius! He's been talking about them more than anyone!
And we all know its a fake ass rating too.
Def not fake. I’m from the Midwest. Jacks is trash.
Anthony Lopez Jacks is literally a $1 pizza. It’s shit.
Omg you’re right 🤣
@@ankh13 and half of the other FROZEN pizzas isn't either? It's a fake ass rating. If Jacks would've jacked him like these other companies, they would've had a higher rating. Bullshit rating.
Dave saying “no offense “ is like Southern People sayin “He is a special, special man “Bless His Heart” lol
Or "Bless his heart..." LOL
Give that man a medal!
Jacks Pizza started in the basement of the house I live in today. 100% true story.
Cool
Yeah that's a cool story
I grab the cheese burger for this one, they are pretty good but i give it a little extra cook to get the crust to firm up/crispy. Fun review!
One fired social media director, everyone knows the rules
Nestle Foods owns Jack's. It's just a mass-produced brand name these days.
@@CubsWin2012Nestle is like the Antichrist when it comes to company's right? Fuck Jacks pizza boycott them!
He should get a promotion. Dave talked about them so much more than if they just sent one
@@markdouglas1601 Good point.
@@markdouglas1601 That's a double edge sword. I'm sure goodfellas wishes they had a good score.
"It didn't bother me they didn't send it, I couldn't care less."
Press X to doubt
No.
X
X
When he started criticizing the pizza for not being able to taste "the will to give people hope" I lost it man. That is the funniest thing I've EVER heard someone critique a piece of pizza for.
😂😂😂
I've tried jacks frozen pizza and it was just very underwhelming to me like it didn't seem to have any kind of flavor. I have one still sitting in my freezer thought i give it another try but my taste buds just won't allow it
It tastes like old cheese on half assed sauce and then thrown in a wrapper and charged 10x cost to make. A 34c pizza is not a good pizza
I worked at Walmart and the scan device i had shows the price per product purchase cost and sale price. We bought this shit for 34c a box and sold it for just under 4$ and it never sold. Always had to discount it to the dollar sale section
"When I say oven I mean freezer" - Dave Portnoy, April 2020
Navneeth .S 😂😂
I've watched this a few times over the months because it's hilarious. Watching a mad man rip into a frozen pizza is what America is about.
Merican shmerican
So America😂
Agreed
just as American as kids lit up in schools 😂
This review has turned you into my favorite FOOD REVIEW ON CZcams FOOK THAT LITTLE TWERP lol i love it man ur golden brow keep it up
I've been watching all these for over a year and only just found this gem
Immediate click. It’s judgment day.
An honest review after all.
Exactly.
not even worthy of a tenth of a point!
@@somecallmetim46 That's what you get for a "Can't do" attitude! Is that lower than Lebron's pizza btw?
henkiedebomb nah he was flat 0
😂I think this is actually a part of history. There’s probably never in the history of mankind been a frozen pizza grudge, ever!!
Jack's has it's place in Pizza. After a night of drinking having a $3 Jack's pizza is fantastic. I typically just use it as a base pizza and throw whatever extra toppings and cheese I have laying around on it.
“I got so many pizzas in that oven. And when I say oven I mean freezer!”
One coke head going on an absolute tirade for 5 minutes because a company won’t send him a free frozen pizza. Everyone knows the rules.
You should see what he does when his dealer doesn't deliver
Basically he wants free food.
Jesus Christ this is the best pizza review in existence. No question.
Hearing how you put sentences together reminds me we are from the same neighborhood Dave 😂😂
Dave: I’m gonna be fair
Also Dave: Bakes it 5 minutes
I've literally never seen a Jack's pizza that undercooked in my life
Cook it in the microwave?
follow the box shit looks like this trash