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  • čas přidán 29. 03. 2020
  • People have said Dave looks like Paul Newman, and he doesn't hate that comparison. He also doesn't hate the look of Newman's Own Frozen Pizza.
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  • @Stojanov23
    @Stojanov23 Před 4 lety +270

    One overreaction, everybody knows the rules

    • @SuperHoneyOil
      @SuperHoneyOil Před 4 lety +9

      I agree with the Jacks argument. The person could have gone to a grocery store and bought one, and mailed it himself that day. Whomever runs the Instagram was an idiot, they are thinking of putting it through the actual retailer supply and not just handling it separately. Jacks is also 1$ and trash, I'm from WI too.

    • @bustedrav
      @bustedrav Před 4 lety +3

      @@Ry-Bread5923 nah, anyone who knows anything about marketing knows that was a dumb move on their part.

    • @uncleiroh4650
      @uncleiroh4650 Před 4 lety +3

      bustedrav Not when Dave gives companies bad reviews because he cant cook a frozen pizza. What do they really have to lose... are you really going to buy Jack’s pizza b/c Dave gave it a high rating, lol

    • @StonedSpagooter
      @StonedSpagooter Před 4 lety

      @@bustedrav Literally the only time in our lives that marketing means jack shit though

    • @xdan9xx
      @xdan9xx Před 4 lety

      @@uncleiroh4650 to answer your question at the end. Yes. People will spend money on pizza if dave says its good. Especially if its in their local frezzer for 5 bucks

  • @kennethlemuel6894
    @kennethlemuel6894 Před 4 lety +452

    “Look at this sliding around like a hut wet stove on a cold rink ice.” - El Prez

    • @johnb1877
      @johnb1877 Před 4 lety +9

      One bite everyone knows Barstool is missing sports, NHL, NBA and MLB it's more painful then Corona.

    • @palmermadson9222
      @palmermadson9222 Před 4 lety +6

      This made me laugh for 15 minutes hahaha

    • @dr.pendyke4887
      @dr.pendyke4887 Před 4 lety +3

      that was the only gun left in the bullet at that time

    • @hossahunter22
      @hossahunter22 Před 4 lety +6

      He's at about 65% grammatical accuracy during quarantine

    • @stefymarty
      @stefymarty Před 4 lety +1

      Scrolled down specifically to find this comment. Thank you

  • @WhatsCookingTime
    @WhatsCookingTime Před 2 lety +278

    I'm not surprised the Newman's own pizza is good pretty much all their products are top notch I like the fact that they're good quality and they're not priced over the top

  • @Ricostatue423
    @Ricostatue423 Před 4 lety +283

    "All prophecies go to charity" lmao

    • @Corn0nTheCobb
      @Corn0nTheCobb Před 3 lety +18

      He tried to say "profit" and "proceeds" at the same time and that's what it sounded like

    • @azforlifetime
      @azforlifetime Před 3 lety +2

      It's a conjuncture!

    • @Kshep84
      @Kshep84 Před 3 lety +2

      Totally BS. Still love the salsas. Wish we had the pizza in Canada

    • @adamlemp
      @adamlemp Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣

    • @joshq00
      @joshq00 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Not bs at all. Paul Newman was an incredible man and he created this incredible charity

  • @docwho10th88
    @docwho10th88 Před 4 lety +640

    Falls to the ground like Rodney King being tazed, after a mere paper cut. Everyone knows the rules.

    • @bbenjamin23
      @bbenjamin23 Před 4 lety +1

      Docwho10th 😂😂😂

    • @sundarpichai940
      @sundarpichai940 Před 4 lety +8

      What the hell was that?! It seriously was a paper cut!

    • @downstg
      @downstg Před 4 lety +10

      exactly - thought he got sniped through the window.... real lame

    • @hajj5032
      @hajj5032 Před 4 lety +1

      This comment fucking wins😂😂

    • @chrise8275
      @chrise8275 Před 2 lety +4

      Not funny

  • @flickmybic7174
    @flickmybic7174 Před 4 lety +172

    One flop of a lifetime, everyone knows that knife wasn't close.

    • @Lilsushi352
      @Lilsushi352 Před 4 lety

      #SHEESH

    • @Mike_Rundle
      @Mike_Rundle Před 4 lety +8

      Think he used one of those finger pricker things while on the floor.

  • @TheSnakeIsSolid1
    @TheSnakeIsSolid1 Před 3 lety +41

    "I just cut my finger off and didn't show an ounce of pain." Dude you dropped like you were shot over a cut that didn't bleed. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChokingHazaard
    @ChokingHazaard Před 4 lety +72

    *barely nicks his finger with a knife and drops to the ground*"Just cut my finger off and didn't even react"

    • @StreetPreacherr
      @StreetPreacherr Před 3 měsíci

      He didn't even NICK his finger. The blade never touches him, he just faked the whole thing for 'laughs' I guess?
      czcams.com/video/7JXOA-BSJvQ/video.htmlsi=EF-uLW8bmOdfhtkl&t=346

  • @SuperMustache555
    @SuperMustache555 Před 4 lety +153

    “I didn’t even panic”
    *cut to Dave on the floor seizing in pain*

  • @brettmacinnis6252
    @brettmacinnis6252 Před 4 lety +380

    Not sure how he cut himself, looked like a soccer player there...

    • @joes.8351
      @joes.8351 Před 4 lety +11

      5:45 is the replay button.
      Edit: I don’t see it either. Weird.

    • @juliansotomayor8864
      @juliansotomayor8864 Před 4 lety +1

      I think it was the butt of the knife but I can’t really tell

    • @devinmccallum3816
      @devinmccallum3816 Před 4 lety +32

      @@juliansotomayor8864 Looks like his finger got a baby papercut from the box.

    • @atitaicusboosman
      @atitaicusboosman Před 4 lety +4

      Dude touched his hand with his opposing thumbnail and thought he cut himself.

    • @andrewruggiero1735
      @andrewruggiero1735 Před 4 lety +1

      I.mean he's a f ing loser

  • @alexyoussefi171
    @alexyoussefi171 Před 3 lety +84

    I tried this pizza after you rated it so high and I have to say, you weren’t lying. I don’t go with any other brand now as far as frozen pizza goes. Props 👍🏻

    • @slothymango
      @slothymango Před 3 lety +11

      I tried it years ago and was blown away

    • @Roddy556
      @Roddy556 Před 10 měsíci +2

      This is good to know.

    • @intellivisionmaster7999
      @intellivisionmaster7999 Před 3 měsíci

      Damn I don’t think we have it in Canada! The frozen pizza here can only be served to kids and teenagers, like the hot pockets etc.. the pizzas are buck awful! C’mon Newman… send us your pizza!

    • @paullowe8437
      @paullowe8437 Před 3 měsíci

      i tried one over the weekend! did the pepperoni though! And it was actually incredible

  • @davidweeks4006
    @davidweeks4006 Před 9 měsíci +20

    Falls over and says he almost cut his finger off. Proceeds to wonder why some would send him a “don’t panic” shirt😂😂😂😂. Well done Dave, well done👍🏻 Definitely a very entertaining dude with a great sense of humor. Always enjoy the videos

  • @Insultive
    @Insultive Před 4 lety +133

    One Bradley Cooper comparison, everyone knows Prez lost his marbles

  • @DownFallBass
    @DownFallBass Před 4 lety +1296

    One guy yelling at Jack's, everybody knows he's out of blow.

    • @michaeltschuertz
      @michaeltschuertz Před 4 lety +24

      hard times for dealers in NY isnt it?

    • @johnb1877
      @johnb1877 Před 4 lety +19

      One bite everyone knows Dave put the hammer down on poor Jack's.

    • @kyledodge496
      @kyledodge496 Před 4 lety +6

      Jack's is really only good on the grill.

    • @Tommy508Egan
      @Tommy508Egan Před 4 lety +6

      Another played out coke joke by a fraud hater Stooly... everyone knows you're a Tool

    • @MrChumpus
      @MrChumpus Před 4 lety +12

      Jack's is a tombstone rip-off. Garbage

  • @bayday5
    @bayday5 Před 3 lety +168

    rewatching through the whole saga almost a year out and I remember watching this when it first came out. fascinating to see where the downfall of jack's began almost a year later

    • @shadyorphan420
      @shadyorphan420 Před 2 lety +4

      Floppy piece of shit... I fucking die over that

    • @BeersAndBeatsPDX
      @BeersAndBeatsPDX Před 2 lety +18

      He threw a fit because he couldn't get a free frozen pizza.

    • @avprox777
      @avprox777 Před 2 lety +18

      ​@@BeersAndBeatsPDX Beyond that, a frozen pizza that costs like $3 MAX, and is almost always on sale.
      Dude is as bad as an entitled Yelper whining that a restaurant didn't give them free food.

    • @trippy2694
      @trippy2694 Před 2 lety +12

      It's not about getting free food it's the fact that they felt too entitled for his reviews he's helping businesses out with these reviews and they blew it lol, he runs a multi million dollar company, he could buy Jack's 🤣

    • @RoastBeefQueefSniffer
      @RoastBeefQueefSniffer Před 2 lety

      @@trippy2694 Wow, how to say you're of the temporarily embarrassed millionaire mentality, without saying it.
      It's because he's an irrelevant, bloated, ignorant, talentless, drunk, uneducated in food, legitimate douchebag, that the company wanted nothing to do with.
      Paul Newman was a good person, this cretin creating videos for you cellar dwellers, is nothing. But it's not a surprise you'd have not an inkling of understanding of what Paul Newman's company is, why he started it, who he was, the charities he sponsored, the camps for poor children his company funds, the fact all donations go to charity, and the fact you think this clown would somehow help them out.
      Touch grass, and live your own life, pissant.

  • @madebykemo
    @madebykemo Před 4 lety +20

    Yea!! I had my first Newman’s frozen a week ago. I was pleasantly surprised for sure. Better than expected and their lemonade is ducking fire also.

  • @BatBreaker007
    @BatBreaker007 Před 4 lety +97

    "A hot wet stove on a cold rink ice"

  • @ChrisLerouxDesign
    @ChrisLerouxDesign Před 4 lety +52

    "I didn't even show an ounce of pain" *Cut to dramatically collapsing to the ground*

  • @mynamesjudge
    @mynamesjudge Před rokem +21

    I'm not usually a white pizza guy but the Newman's white pizza is probably the best food I have ever eaten.

    • @kevinkoch6900
      @kevinkoch6900 Před 10 měsíci +2

      I cut up a little black olive on it. Excellent.

    • @whooptydoo6256
      @whooptydoo6256 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Nobody likes white pizza man , c'mon bro 🍕

    • @kevinkoch6900
      @kevinkoch6900 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@whooptydoo6256 When your 70 you will.

    • @marshallapplewhite4727
      @marshallapplewhite4727 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@whooptydoo6256 bullshit man... bianche > pomodoro all day every day

  • @HarryAcorns
    @HarryAcorns Před 4 lety +11

    Omg! He went down like a sack a potatoes. 🤣🤣🤣 one slice, everybody know the rules.

  • @jasonspeth1865
    @jasonspeth1865 Před 4 lety +92

    One tiny blood spot everyone knows his menstrual cycle is a heavy flow.

  • @ryhorecords
    @ryhorecords Před 4 lety +37

    My guy DROPPED when the knife tickled him

  • @TheJaiNetwork
    @TheJaiNetwork Před 4 lety +28

    I gotta say.. thank you for this review.. I usually don’t eat frozen but when I went to order delivery all the hidden fees were adding up so I ran to Shoprite and tried this Newman’s pizza because of you.. I got the buffalo chicken and margherita... Oh my god I’m impressed.. it was on sale too so that’s another win.. I think I paid like 6.25 per pizza .. definitely a solid back up when on a budget or just not wanting to waste money. You know many pizza places are now charging a fee to use your credit card on top of delivery fees.. it’s BS.. a $20 specialty pie easily can top $35.00 when you include additional hidden fees, tax, and tip.. I def will be buying these pizzas again.. very convenient and tasty.. thank you!

    • @mjweissman6309
      @mjweissman6309 Před rokem +5

      Absolutely!! Spot on! Best frozen pizza 🍕 available.. ALL proceeds go to charity. Paul Newman is an absolute Legend. I agree 💯 Very good pizza - pasta sauce!!

    • @travis7069
      @travis7069 Před měsícem +1

      Stop&Shop brand buffalo chicken is good, especially when they have 3 for 10$ sale ..good size pizza , bigger than a domino's large

  • @geoffreylippa6103
    @geoffreylippa6103 Před 4 lety +15

    Bro ive seen like 5 vids where he complains ab Jack's and its great

  • @Rold5
    @Rold5 Před 4 lety +71

    one missed review yesterday, nobody forgot

    • @satireguy8595
      @satireguy8595 Před 4 lety +2

      Trollwyn get the one bite app or the barstool app. It was posted to both yesterday.

    • @Z3sty367
      @Z3sty367 Před 4 lety +1

      Waiting for his Freschetta review
      ..i wanna see if he deducts points for his stupidity with the dry ice XD

    • @johnb1877
      @johnb1877 Před 4 lety

      One bite 2 for 1 videos today, one bite everyone knows Davey boy won't let us down.

  • @peteyv
    @peteyv Před 4 lety +114

    One cut finger, everyone knows that’s where the corona is going to enter his blood stream

    • @ikon8275
      @ikon8275 Před 4 lety +1

      One virus, everyone knows the rules.

    • @Sunbakedhunter
      @Sunbakedhunter Před 4 lety +2

      not to be a Karen or anything but the coronavirus does not transfer through blood

    • @johnb1877
      @johnb1877 Před 4 lety +2

      One bite everyone knows the prez gets a little prick.

    • @gc6888
      @gc6888 Před 4 lety

      He’s over the virus - everyone knows he makes the rules

    • @peteyv
      @peteyv Před 4 lety

      Sunbakedhunter HIV then?

  • @Mrbink01
    @Mrbink01 Před 4 lety +9

    If you look up all of the pizzas made here, Wisconsin is the undisputed frozen pizza king

  • @Rick9482
    @Rick9482 Před 3 lety +8

    Just tried a Supreme and enjoyed every bite.
    I recently had a Domino's Pizza and managed to finish it over a couple of days but a huge disappointment which is generally the case for frozen pizza.
    Gonna try the buffalo chicken style pizza with ranch sauce and intend to add a lot of pulled pork on top. The pulled pork is packaged swimming in ranch sauce so this looks like a winner. Probably work the same deal on the four cheeses one.
    No more local $20 pizzas for me thanks to Newman's Own.

  • @samc.2057
    @samc.2057 Před 4 lety +153

    One unwashed pair of Barstool maternity pants, everyone knows Dave's waist size has gone up during quarantine

  • @neatkernskerns8652
    @neatkernskerns8652 Před 4 lety +25

    "On a wet stove, cold rink ice..." put that on a shirt lol

    • @JB-js8uv
      @JB-js8uv Před 4 lety

      Guy is losing his mind in quarantine 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Saltysnowmantv
    @Saltysnowmantv Před 2 lety +5

    Currently eating one of these for dinner and was impressed by a frozen pizza. Had to come here immediately to see if El Pres agreed

  • @LeFaisDoDo
    @LeFaisDoDo Před 4 lety +30

    Newmans own is for sure the best one you can get anywhere in the US

    • @dipiazza66
      @dipiazza66 Před 3 lety

      Shit trash asf

    • @deathzmane7188
      @deathzmane7188 Před 3 lety

      @@dipiazza66 what would you suggest

    • @dipiazza66
      @dipiazza66 Před 3 lety

      @@deathzmane7188 Amy’s pizza way better

    • @Sebas-lj1gt
      @Sebas-lj1gt Před 3 lety +1

      @@dipiazza66 now THAT shit is trash!

    • @jameswatson2894
      @jameswatson2894 Před 3 lety +1

      Despite what he says. California pizza kitchen is fire frozen pizza. I’ve always loved tombstone for sure. Bagel bites and stoufers French bread is the shit

  • @baseycaker
    @baseycaker Před 4 lety +163

    He went down like a ton of bricks and said “I didn’t show an ounce of pain!” What would you call that Dave?

    • @hamslice99
      @hamslice99 Před 4 lety +6

      Casey Baker I think he would call it a joke

    • @tommygun9867
      @tommygun9867 Před 4 lety +8

      @@hamslice99 whatever helps you sleep, buddy 😂

    • @jackwilliam5341
      @jackwilliam5341 Před 4 lety +1

      Tommy Gun dude what...all of this shit is a joke..

    • @bd80247
      @bd80247 Před 4 lety +3

      Jack Gehrig No he definitely thought he was a tough guy after getting hit in one tiny spot on his finger.

    • @johnb1877
      @johnb1877 Před 4 lety +3

      One bite everyone calls that a red card in soccer big flop everyone knows Dave got scared.

  • @DrAwesomeTBM
    @DrAwesomeTBM Před 4 lety +136

    "cant be bought" "keepin it real" "if you dont send me pizza im gonna trash you" ok dave...

    • @loulu2
      @loulu2 Před 4 lety +8

      Yep. I get his frustration but it's a bit over-the-top

    • @HaploPrime
      @HaploPrime Před 4 lety +1

      This is why I don't really trust his reviews on anything. He never pays for the pizza and always seems to have a bias.

    • @Tommy508Egan
      @Tommy508Egan Před 4 lety

      Fake Stoolys... GTFOH! Why are u watching if u dont like the guy. Get a clue toolbag

    • @doom9242
      @doom9242 Před 4 lety +1

      That’s El Prez bro he do what he want 🙃

  • @CinHotlanta
    @CinHotlanta Před 2 lety +2

    We are also fans of Newman's - I especially love the uncured pepperoni; the 4-cheese goes up a notch if you crack some fresh back pepper on it before it goes in the oven. Love the TP flex, we all suspected that celebrities had closets of that stuff during lockdown 😎

  • @SkollGamesGames
    @SkollGamesGames Před 3 lety +1

    I literally just teared up at the knife scene hahahahaha oh Jesus help me my spleen is weeeeeeeeeeeaping

  • @joewojtecki9991
    @joewojtecki9991 Před 4 lety +73

    If Corona don't get him, that knife will.

    • @jaredwosmek455
      @jaredwosmek455 Před 4 lety +1

      Joe Wojtecki Seriously, he has zero blade control...

  • @Graning21
    @Graning21 Před 4 lety +44

    "Don't panic? Who sent me these?"
    As there's a Barstool logo on the sleeves...

  • @logozervos1717
    @logozervos1717 Před 4 lety +6

    “I’m definitely, definitely , definitely bleeding. I’m actually not bleeding. I’m tougher, I’m tougher than the knife!”

    • @Cody.Tafoya
      @Cody.Tafoya Před 4 lety +1

      Went down like there was a sniper.

    • @johnmiller5679
      @johnmiller5679 Před 3 lety +1

      Love it when he mentions Bruce Willis in Unbreakable. Funny I don’t remember Bruce Willis throwing himself on the carpet, must have been in the directors cut.

    • @magneto44
      @magneto44 Před 3 lety

      @@johnmiller5679 it was, you missed out lol

  • @kevinbailey-murray6379

    The toilet paper look 👀 was priceless. 😆

  • @franknberry
    @franknberry Před 4 lety +48

    Dave, you look more like Jim Varney. Everybody knows that Ernest saved Christmas.

  • @MeditativeHandle
    @MeditativeHandle Před 4 lety +67

    I think few things capture our slow descent into madness like watching this guy eat frozen pizza's all week.

    • @badado
      @badado Před rokem +1

      right!? 🤣😂 " When Pizza businesses are in ashes then you have my permission to die from Jacks"- Dave " Bane" Portnoy

    • @bullydwilliams6785
      @bullydwilliams6785 Před 9 měsíci

      If Paul Newman or Bradley Cooper had downs they would look like Dave maybe

    • @jeremyrogers4839
      @jeremyrogers4839 Před 6 měsíci

      This is the most intelligent thing I have seen written...

  • @workemail6229
    @workemail6229 Před 3 lety +1

    First time buying it and I just ate the box while watching you. Love you Dave.

    • @ER0CK5_
      @ER0CK5_ Před 2 lety +2

      wow you ate the box, couldn't even wait for the pizza to finish cooking

  • @ajburgs1121
    @ajburgs1121 Před 10 měsíci +3

    My favorite actor for sure. Love his films. But more importantly, Paul Newman has given so much back to society. He’s similar to Dave in that regard. Good people in an age of monsters. Dying breed. Excited to try out this pizza. 👍🏼

    • @StreetPreacherr
      @StreetPreacherr Před 3 měsíci

      And the WORST actor is Dave pretending that the knife blade even touched him! lol czcams.com/video/7JXOA-BSJvQ/video.htmlsi=EF-uLW8bmOdfhtkl&t=346

  • @phsnowsk8
    @phsnowsk8 Před 4 lety +73

    One bleeding finger, everyone knows he’s doesn’t care if blood gets on the white sweater anyways

  • @huntermilliman4524
    @huntermilliman4524 Před 4 lety +81

    One high score everyone knows its because he waited long enough to not burn his mouth

    • @benjaminmartin676
      @benjaminmartin676 Před 4 lety +2

      That and 100% goes to charity.

    • @blazinfear
      @blazinfear Před 4 lety +4

      Hunter Milliman Newman’s is delicious you take that back. It’s 100% the best pizza without a doubt

  • @olofpalme63
    @olofpalme63 Před 2 lety +4

    I use to prefer "Jack's" frozen pizza over the others, the sauce had a nice tang to it and they always covered the entire pie with cheese. Now? The sauce is bland w/ no where's near the cheese they use to use.

  • @davidscott3417
    @davidscott3417 Před 4 lety

    I swear man.... for real.... you thought you cut your finger off. HAHAHAHAHAA god i love you man

  • @unvaccinated6301
    @unvaccinated6301 Před 4 lety +50

    One Bradley Cooper comparison, everybody knows he looks like Screech

  • @johnburk1640
    @johnburk1640 Před 4 lety +29

    Newman’s own is amazing. I have never had a bad product from them and everything goes to a good cause.

  • @brettkoenig9897
    @brettkoenig9897 Před 4 lety +4

    I thought he was an unbiased professional. Now if he reviews Jack's and doesn't like it we will never know if he was lying

  • @just_dom144
    @just_dom144 Před rokem +1

    When you’re so high you think you chop your finger off but you are completely fine. 😂 6:06

  • @vincehall4093
    @vincehall4093 Před 4 lety +28

    "Don't panic". Who sent me this? Barstool logo on the sleeve.

  • @keithh3221
    @keithh3221 Před 4 lety +29

    "cut my finger off" That is the littlest nick I've ever seen

  • @rico5527
    @rico5527 Před 3 lety +3

    Lmao the coke giving him healing abilities

  • @minifigw7145
    @minifigw7145 Před 4 lety +5

    One cold rink ice, everyone knows he's losing his mind

  • @blobbythewhale
    @blobbythewhale Před 4 lety +929

    One grown man crying about not getting free pizza, everyone knows the rules.

    • @jasondavies7114
      @jasondavies7114 Před 4 lety +52

      1 millionaire crying about not getting pizza lol

    • @gabe8976
      @gabe8976 Před 4 lety +67

      Dude is gonna criticize a pizza company for prioritizing supermarkets over some millionaire critic during a pandemic

    • @Adam-bv5kt
      @Adam-bv5kt Před 4 lety +13

      Coke made him overreact

    • @michaelcosta8206
      @michaelcosta8206 Před 4 lety +32

      Dave is a business man, he created a image/brand of himself through out years. Which in turn allows him to get free samples and use it as a marketing tool for the pizza company. Having Dave / barstool put your brand in his video will help generate higher sales. It's business 101.. but it appears society is against the standard ideology these days.

    • @likestoospooge
      @likestoospooge Před 4 lety +20

      That’s why I can’t stand most CZcamsrs. The entitlement is so rampant. I’m going to give you a shitty review because you didn’t give me a $3 pizza.

  • @Ionic457
    @Ionic457 Před 4 lety +17

    “Look at this sliding around like a hut wet stove on a cold rink ice.” - Prez 2020

  • @TM-dd3nm
    @TM-dd3nm Před 4 lety +1

    Chicago’s Home Run Inn pizza is a definite “must try”pizza that should be reviewed from the Frozen category. I’ve tried most frozen brands and this is by far our favorite for a frozen pizza!

  • @antoniomontana6061
    @antoniomontana6061 Před 4 lety +3

    Surprised that Screech / Zuckerberg/ Dave doesn’t start video by walking towards camera , looking all around snapping fingers and saying “ alright Frankie , where are we ?? Uhhhh the corner of my kitchen and living room or some where ?!???”

  • @BlissfullyIgnorant
    @BlissfullyIgnorant Před 4 lety +69

    "I'm tougher then the knife!"
    Proceeds to freak and thinks he cut his whole finger off
    Baby shit is tougher then you, brother.

    • @GLITZandGLOOM
      @GLITZandGLOOM Před 4 lety +3

      Gets a papercut, immediately drops to the floor like a bitch. Hahaha fucking Pres 😂

    • @ClassicKrusty
      @ClassicKrusty Před 4 lety +1

      He’s entertaining atleast =)

  • @quakeroats6792
    @quakeroats6792 Před 4 lety +39

    Someone give prez a box cutter before he losses fingers.

    • @johnb1877
      @johnb1877 Před 4 lety +1

      One bite everyone knows NY City does not sell box cutters due to 911.

    • @irispettson
      @irispettson Před 4 lety

      Yeah, he really ought to be using a smaller knife.

    • @mvpandrew93
      @mvpandrew93 Před 4 lety

      @@irispettson *box cutter

  • @booblikon
    @booblikon Před rokem +1

    5:45 "I'm tougher than the knife, I thought I just cut my finger off" - Stevie Pageviews got a paper cut from the cardboard, the blade came nowhere near his hand, everybody knows the rules.

  • @mistuhmiketherapper
    @mistuhmiketherapper Před 2 lety +1

    I just looked this up because I’m eating Newman’s own and thought it was good and was interested to see what others thought!

  • @kurtmiller1689
    @kurtmiller1689 Před 4 lety +22

    One knocked finger, Prez goes down like Willem Defoe in Platoon.

  • @user-mj4ot1fq3s
    @user-mj4ot1fq3s Před 4 lety +17

    One “wet stove on a cold rink ice,” everyone knows davey snorted some lines before this review

  • @johnpmc
    @johnpmc Před 4 lety +3

    The pepperoni one is surprisingly amazing

  • @fawnebrown4619
    @fawnebrown4619 Před 11 měsíci

    Just now seeing these frozen pizza reviews. Wish they had popped up way before now. Have tried Newman's Own this and that, but not their pizza. Will make sure to try it next.

  • @taylor122310
    @taylor122310 Před 4 lety +86

    I went and bought a Jacks pizza to send to Dave but when I got home I cooked and ate it...😂

    • @irispettson
      @irispettson Před 4 lety +35

      One hungry viewer, everyone knows the rules.

    • @Shallowwam
      @Shallowwam Před 4 lety +11

      Me too, such a Jew move wanting the pizza for free

    • @redb8053
      @redb8053 Před 4 lety

      Howd you know his address lol

    • @zx6rHooligan
      @zx6rHooligan Před 4 lety +1

      Not Now My G these videos get a lot of views with all the platforms they post it on. I have no fucking idea why a company wouldn’t send him a $5-$7 frozen pizza for the advertisement they could potentially get. Bad PR move from Jacks

    • @BigMacflows
      @BigMacflows Před 4 lety +1

      Can we at least get your review on it? 😆

  • @christopherdonald1050
    @christopherdonald1050 Před 4 lety +33

    Bradley Cooper? More like Herman Munster.

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 Před 4 lety

      More like Grandpa Munster, it's the nose.

  • @h7opolo
    @h7opolo Před 4 měsíci +1

    0:30 "If someone can say it, they'll say it". - Dave Portnoy, 2020. so wise

  • @nvrmor023
    @nvrmor023 Před 3 lety +1

    People going without tp in middle of pandemic, dave whiping his schnoz with half a roll

  • @kylemalachowski
    @kylemalachowski Před 4 lety +29

    “Look at this sliding around like a cold stove on wet ice”

  • @edwardssistershands
    @edwardssistershands Před 4 lety +23

    Gets some swag from Atlantic City FC. Proceeds to take a soccer dive while opening a box. FFS.

  • @andysummersthxcinemaandmyc7748

    0:44 it's too hot , the towering pizza inferno

  • @AnWHotTopix
    @AnWHotTopix Před 2 lety

    I still like Screaming Sicilian above Red Baron and Bagel Bites, but I am trying Newman's Own today because you scored it a 7.4, which IS pretty high on frozen Pizza standards. I got the Supreme, cause I like the toppings and enjoy seeing how the toppings differ from other pizza quality wise. This is all being written prior to trying it.
    Now that I've tried it: not bad. pretty solid, and I can honestly say its above Screaming Sicilian. the pizza is smaller, but size isn't everything! LOL I definitely can see a 7.1, my frozen pizza scale goes between 0 and 7.5, and I'm destined to find the best frozen pizza, this one does wow me, but doesn't blow me away.

  • @jacksolomon3913
    @jacksolomon3913 Před 4 lety +20

    chooses an angle where you can clearly see the knife didn't even touch him, everyone knows he is coked out of his mind

  • @bobdonovan34
    @bobdonovan34 Před 4 lety +25

    One inbound Lotzza Motzza, everybody knows Dave will burn the best pizza out there.

    • @scotta5493
      @scotta5493 Před 4 lety +2

      Pizza guy can’t cook pizza. “This is a well cooked pizza” No Dave it’s Burnt... It’s burnt Dave...

  • @thevisitor5861
    @thevisitor5861 Před rokem

    I KNEW IT !!!!
    As soon as I commented on the other video I was like , “he’s probably already done the Newmans Own Review.”
    I knew it was the best

  • @liamcrowley6482
    @liamcrowley6482 Před 4 lety +1

    Says he cut his finger oof and didn’t feel pain. However he nicked his finger just a bit and flew to the ground. Fucking love these videos.

  • @theneck5157
    @theneck5157 Před 4 lety +13

    Lmfao I’m actually tearing up from That overreaction drop to the floor lol and not even a scratch .. you the man Dave

  • @TheFinalWagon
    @TheFinalWagon Před 4 lety +9

    this man just roasted his own merch unknowingly

  • @stp9237
    @stp9237 Před rokem

    “Hot wet stove on a cold rink ice” holy shit I’m dying

  • @wkndwarrior4733
    @wkndwarrior4733 Před 3 lety +3

    As I sit here and eat a Newman's own cheese pizza, I see why he chose this as his best frozen. It's thin and crispy like he likes. My vote for best frozen pizza is Home Run Inn. Much better quality than Newman's own, and very unique "pie" crust on the Home Run Inn

    • @Bennythecoredriver
      @Bennythecoredriver Před 10 měsíci +1

      Home Run Inn is leagues better than Newmans lol LEAGUES

  • @MattSaracenQB1
    @MattSaracenQB1 Před 4 lety +17

    "Bradley Cooper is more like my speed"
    The Davey Boy is delusional

  • @MrWil9
    @MrWil9 Před 4 lety +43

    One fake knife incident, everyone knows the content's lacking

  • @joestein72
    @joestein72 Před 3 lety +1

    Newman's Own is really good! This review is golden!!

  • @CaribsurfDon
    @CaribsurfDon Před 11 měsíci

    if you like that one you HAVE to try the Neuman's stone fired frozen pizza, imported from Italy..it's amazing!

  • @OD91MJ
    @OD91MJ Před 4 lety +53

    Went to the ground like an NBA player on that “cut”.

  • @MyName_Jeff
    @MyName_Jeff Před 4 lety +530

    One manbaby crying for a free pizza, everyone knows being moody is just a symptom of Debbie withdrawals

    • @cassetoi09
      @cassetoi09 Před 4 lety +10

      He is still tugging one out every night to Debbie. Once in the wank bank, a withdrawal can be made anytime.

    • @tjnelson111
      @tjnelson111 Před 4 lety +7

      Can he be bigger whiny baby? The person running the social media is sitting at home not at the factory

    • @dickslap37
      @dickslap37 Před 4 lety +8

      Why does nobody seem to like this guy?
      I just though he makes mildly entertaining pizza reviews.

    • @mohayc8877
      @mohayc8877 Před 4 lety +4

      He's just doing it for entertainment you toxic waste

    • @SuperLazyCat
      @SuperLazyCat Před 4 lety

      Debbie withdraws are real

  • @thensaiswatchingtoo2977

    My fav frozen pizza out there stumbled upon it one day trying out different frozen pizzas. Good to see a high score

  • @KaosandRiot
    @KaosandRiot Před 7 měsíci

    I know he worked on his sauces for years. Great stuff now I’m jonesing for one

  • @evangreen6496
    @evangreen6496 Před 4 lety +4

    Holy hell, this guy is on pace to beat 40 pizzas in 30 days. Truly an impressive feat and we all get to watch it in real time. Tremendous!

  • @mattyj2980
    @mattyj2980 Před 4 lety +39

    He finally cooks one right and is Surprised that it tastes good

  • @BearBFC
    @BearBFC Před 3 lety +4

    "I rejected the knife"

  • @jeffreymliss
    @jeffreymliss Před 3 lety

    You had me at "this is good shit."

  • @3rdjrh
    @3rdjrh Před 4 lety +9

    Dave falls in agony...
    Everyone: it happened
    Dave gets up: didn’t show an ounce of pain

  • @MoD3RnHD
    @MoD3RnHD Před 4 lety +6

    The knife never even comes close to his hand LMAOO

  • @laylaaaa505
    @laylaaaa505 Před 4 lety

    While unboxing hoodies with the Barstool logo: “Is this from US?”
    Absolute legend

  • @TheGrimeRapCritic
    @TheGrimeRapCritic Před 4 lety

    Barstool logo on the sleeve of the Dont Panic Hoodie lol