Barstool Pizza Review - Lou Malnati's Frozen Pizza

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  • čas přidán 8. 04. 2020
  • Just when we saw the highest score for a frozen pizza ever, Lou Malnati's comes in and takes the throne.
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  • @StunnerSportsCards
    @StunnerSportsCards Před 4 lety +715

    This is less a pizza review and more a video of a man having a series of strokes while trying to pronounce words

  • @jadene8024
    @jadene8024 Před 4 lety +330

    Women’s size medium jersey, everybody knows the rules

    • @grizzledog7106
      @grizzledog7106 Před 4 lety +1

      💯

    • @ga8rielsMsg
      @ga8rielsMsg Před 4 lety +2

      Don't forget the fake glasses

    • @randye2976
      @randye2976 Před 4 lety +1

      It’s an on field jersey buddy lol it’s suppose to be tight like that

    • @ryanschwark2791
      @ryanschwark2791 Před 3 lety

      @@randye2976 one women’s jersey everybody knows the rules

    • @MikeGowan-xo9yv
      @MikeGowan-xo9yv Před 9 dny

      It’s meant for pads…come on guy…

  • @ezzaron2328
    @ezzaron2328 Před 4 lety +438

    One quarantine, everyone knows fat dave is coming back

    • @r1ckyr0zay9
      @r1ckyr0zay9 Před 4 lety +15

      selloutboys The coke keeps his appetite away

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 Před 4 lety +1

      That'd be awesome

  • @Arbszy
    @Arbszy Před 4 lety +216

    It almost like Jack's pissed in Dave's Cheerios, but he's giving them free publicity. Everyone knows the rules.

    • @CubsWin2012
      @CubsWin2012 Před 4 lety +5

      WIN-WIN, it's all entertainment.

    • @chadum96
      @chadum96 Před 4 lety +22

      I just went and bought a Jack's pizza because of the reviews.

    • @Muffdiverboy
      @Muffdiverboy Před 4 lety +19

      Jacks is good for the price. Prez doesnt know how to cook a pizza. Mine are always crispy

    • @devonm301
      @devonm301 Před 4 lety +4

      Mark Vasquez jacks is great

    • @andrewspegal8424
      @andrewspegal8424 Před 4 lety

      WIN-WIN-WIN

  • @MrBEARDEDLEGEND
    @MrBEARDEDLEGEND Před 4 lety +502

    one lou malnati's, every lou malnati knows it's lou malnati's

    • @erics8524
      @erics8524 Před 4 lety +3

      BEARDED LEGEND doubt it

    • @MrBEARDEDLEGEND
      @MrBEARDEDLEGEND Před 3 lety

      @patrick howard thanks man

    • @Ironman829
      @Ironman829 Před 3 lety

      Fucking genius comments down in the comment section with faux names and anime profile pictures.

  • @DILLiF
    @DILLiF Před 4 lety +306

    Damn Dave, vertical camera? Everybody knows the rules.

    • @CubsWin2012
      @CubsWin2012 Před 4 lety +32

      Dave is lost without Frankie at his side.

    • @JWILSON1971
      @JWILSON1971 Před 4 lety +9

      @@CubsWin2012 With OR Without.

  • @BostonHooligan08
    @BostonHooligan08 Před 4 lety +88

    His transition to Larry David is coming along nicely.

    • @RKLIFE17
      @RKLIFE17 Před 4 lety +1

      BostonHooligan08 I am also working on becoming more like Larry David

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 Před 4 lety +164

    Should give him more deep dish pizzas they're difficult to overcook. Everybody knows the rules.

  • @headbangergregger8520
    @headbangergregger8520 Před 4 lety +140

    Every Chicagoan was just cringing watching the sauce slide off the way he was holding it

    • @ThyHolyNickel94
      @ThyHolyNickel94 Před 4 lety +16

      And the fact he called it "Lou MalAnatis" one mispronunciation, everyone knows the rules

    • @ryanb4493
      @ryanb4493 Před 4 lety +1

      This!

    • @Eagle7433
      @Eagle7433 Před 4 lety +2

      100% FACTS

    • @grandarsonist7960
      @grandarsonist7960 Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah I know people from Chicago are absolute snobs!

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic Před 4 lety +12

      Nobody gives a shit what Chicagoan's think though.

  • @CharlieGeorge_
    @CharlieGeorge_ Před 4 lety +431

    She's really turning into a beautiful bold young woman

  • @johnfiorvento6416
    @johnfiorvento6416 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Watching this almost 4 years later and I have to thank you Dave for getting all of us through the pandemic. These reviews were one of the only bright spots during that shit time!

  • @davidyang2981
    @davidyang2981 Před 4 lety +165

    One four-day long rant about Jack's, everyone knows he microwaved that pizza

    • @michaelolin2219
      @michaelolin2219 Před 4 lety +17

      Boiled

    • @Tennisplayer123
      @Tennisplayer123 Před 4 lety +2

      😂

    • @Tennisplayer123
      @Tennisplayer123 Před 4 lety +13

      I’m pretty sure he just let it bake in the sun for an hour and brought it back inside

    • @BoHorn
      @BoHorn Před 4 lety +3

      One sabotage, everyone saw it, no one said something.

    • @edc6644
      @edc6644 Před 4 lety

      Well....... everyone knows the rules!

  • @HERB46307
    @HERB46307 Před 4 lety +134

    If Frankie is editing these videos, he does not get enough credit

    • @sebianoti
      @sebianoti Před 4 lety +28

      He doesn't get ANY credit 😂

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 Před 4 lety +15

      Who cares about credit. Getting paid is all that matters.

    • @sloptapus
      @sloptapus Před 4 lety +7

      You can tell he's having fun with it lol

    • @mattsyms4580
      @mattsyms4580 Před 4 lety

      He’s got nothing on Michael angelo

  • @jb42jb
    @jb42jb Před 4 lety +76

    Pres just brought Chicago out of quarantine with this review

  • @DaFro3713
    @DaFro3713 Před 4 lety +181

    Does anyone have a count on how many times he says “Lou Malnati’s”

  • @Smsrules1
    @Smsrules1 Před 4 lety +40

    1 football jersey, everyone knows Dave's thinking about all the times he struck out in high school.

  • @CubsWin2012
    @CubsWin2012 Před 4 lety +321

    For once, he cooked it correctly. Damn, that looked good.

    • @chrisberry3146
      @chrisberry3146 Před 4 lety +7

      CubsWin2012 I’ve got there frozen pizza and ate at the restaurant they tasted the same to me! Love it!

    • @CubsWin2012
      @CubsWin2012 Před 4 lety +9

      @@chrisberry3146 I used to buy the Gino's East frozen pizzas from the supermarket, and they were good too. Close enough to the real thing to tide me over.

    • @Slypto
      @Slypto Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah imo he burns the shit out of most of em and completely ruins them, too each his own tho I guess

    • @alexcain9880
      @alexcain9880 Před 3 lety

      @@Slypto but he likes his almost burnt, charred.

    • @brandonmunro1332
      @brandonmunro1332 Před 3 lety

      @@alexcain9880 yeah but he cooks them to the point it literally sucks the moisture out of them

  • @jacklutz9705
    @jacklutz9705 Před 4 lety +78

    Dave over here looking like Rick Moranis in Little Giants.

  • @ericg1100
    @ericg1100 Před 4 lety +28

    wow he actually cooked this one correctly, like a big boy

  • @thebizkit69u
    @thebizkit69u Před 4 lety +10

    Godamn, that Lou's is legendary status. Everybody needs to try it once.

  • @imricksboss
    @imricksboss Před 4 lety +122

    This is the best sounding and looking pizza so far.

    • @jr13227
      @jr13227 Před 4 lety +9

      Just had it yesterday it’s the best

    • @EndlessAmmunition
      @EndlessAmmunition Před 4 lety +1

      imma have to buy one of thUM

    • @johnb1877
      @johnb1877 Před 4 lety +14

      Lou's delivers nation wide great pizza.Eating deep dish Chicago wait time one hour as you have to order another pizza for an appetizer lol.

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 Před 4 lety +3

      It's not a pizza. It's a tomato and cheese casserole.

    • @TheAnon232
      @TheAnon232 Před 4 lety +5

      Can confirm - it's amazing

  • @ljparell158
    @ljparell158 Před 4 lety +14

    Your videos are hilarious and so entertaining., especially now, during self isolation. I do need to say that the best pizza in Chicago is Pizano's both deep dish and thin crust, which is rare. They ship frozen and never disappoint. Thanks for sharing your reviews.

  • @crimsondynamo752
    @crimsondynamo752 Před 4 lety +1

    Love your reviews. Love your no nonsense approach. Thanks.

  • @sillynelson1
    @sillynelson1 Před 4 lety +87

    Dave
    “Picks up slice”
    *3 hours later
    “Takes bite”

  • @SuperMustache555
    @SuperMustache555 Před 4 lety +146

    One “Gramaldie’s”, everyone knows this is “Lou Malnadi’s”

  • @mierezsaturday5855
    @mierezsaturday5855 Před 4 lety +52

    It's so obvious that Frankie is 80% of this channel.
    Respectfully.

  • @Fatmanstan606
    @Fatmanstan606 Před 4 lety +52

    You learned how to pronounce it finally Dave! And you gave us a heck of a good rating too, I legit hated my own city’s pizza until I finally had Lou’s, can’t live w/o it now

  • @rollovermedic
    @rollovermedic Před 4 lety

    Hey love these reviews, mass born and raised so i love every time you bring up papa ginos. Your content keeps me entertained a lot these days. I'm a medic on an ambulance in vegas and with everything going on we dont get breaks often. But when we do I love watching videos like yours. Keep up the great work dude.

  • @ThyHolyNickel94
    @ThyHolyNickel94 Před 4 lety +18

    We got Lou Malnati's, Giordano's, and Geno's East, but there's a place called Uno's that has some deep dish that's fire!

    • @cubzrulz
      @cubzrulz Před 3 lety

      I don't know anyone that actually likes Uno's personally lol all Giordano's for us

  • @theolympicgamers5058
    @theolympicgamers5058 Před 4 lety +67

    Anyone count how many times dave said “Lou Malnatis”?

    • @CubsWin2012
      @CubsWin2012 Před 4 lety +2

      At least he figured out it's not pronounced Lou "Mal-a-nati's" like in his first review.

    • @whehdeyatdoe3712
      @whehdeyatdoe3712 Před 4 lety +1

      Take a shot every time he says it 😂😂

    • @bryank47
      @bryank47 Před 4 lety +4

      The Olympic Gamers 20.75

    • @markd8884
      @markd8884 Před 4 lety

      75 lol

    • @whehdeyatdoe3712
      @whehdeyatdoe3712 Před 4 lety +1

      911 what's your emergency?

  • @Dantxxxx714
    @Dantxxxx714 Před 4 lety +28

    Jacks living on Dave head Rent free, One Jack's everyone knows the rules

  • @yougotshnaucked
    @yougotshnaucked Před 4 lety +1

    The best internet guru really coming through with these entertainment videos!

  • @jordanrose8443
    @jordanrose8443 Před 3 lety +16

    Just had Malnati's recently and can agree to everything in this review. Fantastic pizza. Sauce, cheese, crust, everything was good. The crust almost makes it more like a pot pie because it's so flaky and crisp, quite a bit different from most deep dish. However, is it worth the price on Goldbelly? Nah. A good one time thing though.

    • @yomomma3251
      @yomomma3251 Před 2 lety

      Used to live in Chicago, ever time I revisit I get Lou Malnati’s.

  • @darky529
    @darky529 Před 4 lety +171

    Take a shot every time he says Lou Malnati's.

    • @BossManSays
      @BossManSays Před 4 lety +13

      I like my liver too much to do that.

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 Před 4 lety +3

      I followed your advice and now I can't feel my feet

    • @jasondonatelli2313
      @jasondonatelli2313 Před 4 lety +2

      Dime runk now.

    • @ammobando980
      @ammobando980 Před 4 lety +4

      Liver has left the chat

    • @alrossi2573
      @alrossi2573 Před 4 lety

      I had to have my stomach pumped because of you! 😂

  • @GamingWithAFisherman
    @GamingWithAFisherman Před 4 lety

    I’m here for the prez memes. That being said ever since he’s been doing these videos his frozen pizza skills have sharpened. Papa bless

  • @HerculesCoronaBorealis
    @HerculesCoronaBorealis Před 10 měsíci

    Just the best! Dave puts a smile on your face. When he mentions the unboxing is for the people and not some crazy corporation made the day. Worked his !+×@ from the soil up and deserves all the respect he gets. Love you Dave!

  • @Nyghtprowler
    @Nyghtprowler Před 10 měsíci +7

    I'll never understand how people don't do thier homework. Pizzaria Uno is the first, the only... the original. Lou worked there and branched off to start "Lou Malnatis" but Uno is still king in my opinion. Prez needs to check out the home of deep dish in chicago and eat at Uno's

    • @GoldenMean743
      @GoldenMean743 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Uno's has become a tourist's pizza place like Geno's. For Uno it's because the name is everywhere now. Chicagoans argue most about Giordano's vs Malnatis. I've been a Giordano's man since middle school.

  • @Pianofishdave
    @Pianofishdave Před 10 měsíci +3

    Had it in Chicago, was skeptical…. It was FN amazing. The flavors and the quality ingredients are easily tasted immediately. They definitely have a great recipe and the crust is insanely addictive.

  • @paulsalyer6603
    @paulsalyer6603 Před 4 lety

    There are few people uploaded to the tube right now. They are hiding under their blankets. Thank you for still posting content. You are the Guy.

  • @tylerdockter1924
    @tylerdockter1924 Před 3 lety +1

    I just got my Malnatis delivered today, super excited to try it after watching this.

  • @alrossi2573
    @alrossi2573 Před 4 lety +12

    Gino’s East is more of a rival to Lou Malnati’s than Giordano’s in Chicago...or Grimaldi’s as Dave calls it 😂

    • @MegaRoadwolf
      @MegaRoadwolf Před 3 lety +1

      True. Giordano's though does a stuffed pizza. Their not in the same category.

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 Před 2 lety

      I was surprised he never mentioned Geno’s they have great frozen pizza.

  • @Jakeworth
    @Jakeworth Před 4 lety +28

    One good looking frozen pizza everyone knows im gonna order one

    • @aaronmac1414
      @aaronmac1414 Před 4 lety +1

      They make it at the actual shop and cook them for you. Lou malnatis is a solid 9.9 if you are ever in Chicago and enjoy deep dish. I get it every week.

    • @Jakeworth
      @Jakeworth Před 4 lety

      @@aaronmac1414 i dont live in chicago or else i would get it!

    • @jordanrodriguez6412
      @jordanrodriguez6412 Před 4 lety +1

      Try and find some frozen lou malnati's. Its fucking delicious!!!

  • @TheJtyork420
    @TheJtyork420 Před 4 lety +4

    Ur review is spot on that pizza is dope as hell and definitely worth the shipping but its so good it's a special occasion pizza. I think we get it maybe once a year if that but it is one of the best frozen pizza experiences you'll ever have.

  • @jnutty4300
    @jnutty4300 Před rokem +2

    I appreciate your honest reviews dave,I figured before I spent 80 bucks ordering 2 thin crust and 1deep dish that I'd get your opinion on the frozen pizza.

    • @E_Chap
      @E_Chap Před 11 měsíci +1

      Worth it?

  • @ambush1242
    @ambush1242 Před 4 lety +49

    Is the fish still alive, the people need to know

    • @jr13227
      @jr13227 Před 4 lety +6

      Dale you giblet head

    • @JoeSmith-xk8hs
      @JoeSmith-xk8hs Před 4 lety +1

      The people have been silenced since 1982

  • @daves984
    @daves984 Před 4 lety +6

    Lou is pumped by how many times you said lou malnati's. Its basically burnt into your head like hypnosis. Will drive up sales

  • @lem0n536
    @lem0n536 Před 4 lety

    When he says ^^ unboxing later to night^^ it makes my day

  • @automstone7613
    @automstone7613 Před 4 lety

    This guy is the only reason I get up in the morning !

  • @Nick-ow8hs
    @Nick-ow8hs Před 4 lety +18

    No way 8.4 frozen, but 8.2 fresh? In relation to other frozen za’s, for sure. Lou’s is some all around dominate pizza!

    • @Big_AlMC
      @Big_AlMC Před 10 měsíci

      Frozen is a different scale, bozo. Pay attention!

  • @djsugarc1075
    @djsugarc1075 Před 4 lety +4

    that pizza looks amazing love from chicago

  • @hades773
    @hades773 Před 4 lety +1

    The crunch sound is amazing.

  • @DarkBaseball06
    @DarkBaseball06 Před 4 lety

    I look forward to these videos when I come home from work

  • @spewdiepibrawn1796
    @spewdiepibrawn1796 Před 4 lety +3

    One bite, everybody knows I’m walking toward my freezer with my head hung in shame to get another frozen pizza to cook because prez made me hungry again.

    • @BossManSays
      @BossManSays Před 4 lety +1

      It's not shame. It's love.

    • @spewdiepibrawn1796
      @spewdiepibrawn1796 Před 4 lety

      BossManSays love has left the building and gluttony is all that remains

  • @RDZombie95
    @RDZombie95 Před 4 lety +41

    I’m here for updates on Randolph

  • @Tennisplayer123
    @Tennisplayer123 Před 4 lety +2

    I love how he jack’s all the way at the bottom below digiorno 😂

  • @davidrowe1603
    @davidrowe1603 Před 4 lety +1

    Been following this journey and I am absolutely convinced Newman’s Own is the best frozen Pizza ever! Never turning back!!!!

  • @masterspin7796
    @masterspin7796 Před 2 lety +6

    I got mine yesterday after a 3 day wait, 2 for $67.00 it's a little pricey specially for the size... we ate the sausage last night and I finished it today...Grade:A...if it was a littler larger it would be perfect A+ I believe it is the best pizza I ever ate.

    • @ze1and0nly
      @ze1and0nly Před 11 měsíci

      So, the ship pizzas are about half the size of the ones in shop. Next time you show up please go visit.

  • @MrJ-ro1yr
    @MrJ-ro1yr Před 4 lety +19

    Lou Malnatis pizza
    A Lou Malnatis pizza
    Illuminati pizza
    PIZZA GATE CONFIRMED.

  • @TanThighsYum
    @TanThighsYum Před 2 lety +1

    Dang dude Dave looks like he's about to take it from behind in a football league adult film. Lmao, the Bullies line is a perfect output while he's being forcefully inserted upon.

  • @tomdavis6371
    @tomdavis6371 Před 4 lety

    Lou Malnati's. My personal favorite for 45 years. They offer both pan or deep dish as well as thin crust and even offer a crustless version. But they have more than one other competitor. Giordano's is the name you were searching for. There is also Gino's East, and Uno's and Due and Nancy's and Pequod's and Mi Pie and others. Let's not forget the fabulous independents, either. Happy you enjoy my personal favorite. It doesn't suck!

  • @tacotom3492
    @tacotom3492 Před 4 lety +120

    One el Presidente wearing womans shoulder pads in his jersey, everyone knows he's stuffing... 🤔😁✌

  • @DylanKowalski123
    @DylanKowalski123 Před 4 lety +69

    Thumbs down for vertical video everyone knows the rules

  • @z7professor7z14
    @z7professor7z14 Před 4 lety +1

    Shout out to Frankies editing. Seamlessly hilarious

  • @DOC_951
    @DOC_951 Před 4 lety

    I love how pizza reviews are just a teaser for the nightly unboxing

  • @garystarkey6255
    @garystarkey6255 Před 4 lety +30

    One Lou Malnati's. Everyone knows Jack's is like an ex girlfriend Dave can't get rid of.

  • @jonathanhealey320
    @jonathanhealey320 Před 4 lety +34

    Davey boy wearing female shoulder padded shirts now?

  • @yendorofny
    @yendorofny Před 3 lety

    I keep seeing pop up ads, in Facebook, for these. Hearing the crunches and watching you tear that slice up....I may just "have" to pull the trigger & try em out.

  • @WHR17
    @WHR17 Před 4 lety

    These reviews and unboxing is the one thing keeping me from killing my family during quarantine!!!!

  • @profoundwanderer1441
    @profoundwanderer1441 Před 4 lety +26

    If he would have gave Lou's a bad score, I would have disowned him.

  • @MannysBookBag
    @MannysBookBag Před 4 lety +25

    It’s known as a rocker knife, everyone knows Prez almost sliced his hand open the other day.

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 Před 4 lety

      He cut it just fine. Only girlie men are scared of seeing a knife cut through something.

    • @ignacio8597
      @ignacio8597 Před 4 lety +1

      @@riproar11 Not when you go to cut the pizza with the blade upside down

  • @ultimatetrashgamer8495

    Loved this series in 2020!

  • @toddb1765
    @toddb1765 Před 4 lety

    Glad to see my recommendation for Newman's Own was #1 for the better part of your quarentine pizza reviews. However, Lou Malnatti's is up there for me. . Definitely gonna order one for nostalgia! I just wish Peaquad's shipped their pizzas!

  • @ronspaulding1007
    @ronspaulding1007 Před 4 lety +70

    One bite everyone knows Dave has erectile dysfunction

    • @jabroni3133
      @jabroni3133 Před 4 lety +1

      probably the best comment i've ever fuckin seen

  • @PhilBushay
    @PhilBushay Před 4 lety +4

    One swinging arm, everyone knows the tomato is slipping off

  • @SangAcquiescentFroid
    @SangAcquiescentFroid Před 4 lety +1

    Dave is like that grandfather who keeps on talking but just a younger version

  • @StatueHunter75
    @StatueHunter75 Před 4 lety +1

    I hope you remember this when we’re back to normal and you’re back in the Boston area can you review the Maggio pizza at Louie’s pizza in Woburn please Dave?

  • @aegontargaryen573
    @aegontargaryen573 Před 4 lety +51

    One coke addict struggling to remember Giordano’s everyone knows he gets his coke from Brooklyn.

    • @evanjohnson3075
      @evanjohnson3075 Před 4 lety +1

      Wow nice original comment haven’t seen anything similar to this on these videos before

    • @aegontargaryen573
      @aegontargaryen573 Před 4 lety +4

      Nash Jangus really you haven’t? That’s weird because I’ve been saying shit like this for years. Thanks though for letting me know.

    • @evanjohnson3075
      @evanjohnson3075 Před 4 lety

      Aegon Targaryen that’s my point find a new joke lol

    • @aegontargaryen573
      @aegontargaryen573 Před 4 lety +2

      Nash Jangus that is the joke you fool. LOL

    • @evanjohnson3075
      @evanjohnson3075 Před 4 lety

      Aegon Targaryen “fool” sick word choice

  • @Arogmat
    @Arogmat Před 4 lety +36

    Jesus Portnoy where has your mind gone

  • @bhbecca
    @bhbecca Před 6 měsíci

    I've had these sent to me and they're good. Gave them as gifts and people loved them. Sauce is great and the crust is buttery.

  • @kimmyp842
    @kimmyp842 Před 4 lety

    It sounded like you bit into a dog biscuit when you ate the crust. Great job Pres! Stay safe kehd 😎

  • @SuperMustache555
    @SuperMustache555 Před 4 lety +36

    One “Gramaldi’s”, everyone knows it’s “Giordano’s”

  • @gavinw9206
    @gavinw9206 Před 4 lety +30

    One pizza boy still mad at Jacks, everyone knows the rules!

    • @Dahm45
      @Dahm45 Před 4 lety +1

      “No offense tho”

  • @SylusSalgado
    @SylusSalgado Před 4 lety

    Yo I literally just finished watching the Lou Malnati’s review. That’s crazy.

  • @bruceniblett959
    @bruceniblett959 Před 8 měsíci

    Hahaha. When I came back from Taiwan i kept seeing Dave. Now I'm obsessed. I think the pizza in Taipei is great. It's a pizza hut, but it always great. Always crispy

  • @worldwide_wes
    @worldwide_wes Před 4 lety +5

    2x speed for full "coffee" effect, everybody knows the rules.

  • @mookiecookie44
    @mookiecookie44 Před 4 lety +15

    One deep dish pizza, everyone knows if it was Jack’s branded he would have cooked it for three minutes and given it a .02

  • @saltylad6513
    @saltylad6513 Před 4 lety +1

    For my fraternity's philanthropy we bought 20 Malnati's pies, set up shop, and completely sold out of slices. For a frozen pizza, it's a 9.1

  • @elmerbigdaddyperez5697

    Chicago has two types of pizza. deep dish and thin. The deep dish is cut in triangles where the regular thin is cut in squares. there are several good old fashioned mom and pop joints back home

  • @TheProspectAnalysis
    @TheProspectAnalysis Před 4 lety +21

    Went to order one just to find out they are 9” and $67 for two of them.....I think I’ll stick with getting 30 jacks pizzas for the same price.

    • @JohannGambolputty22
      @JohannGambolputty22 Před 4 lety +3

      Smerzfit, I’m from Chicago and I love Lou’s, but there’s no way in hell I would ever pay $67 for 2 nine inch pizzas. That’s insane.

    • @urbanesasquatch
      @urbanesasquatch Před 4 lety

      What? How? (Ex-Ciceroan).

    • @JohannGambolputty22
      @JohannGambolputty22 Před 4 lety +2

      urbanesasquatch, I didn’t believe it either but it’s true. Right from their site. No wonder it rated so high. This isn’t s true grocery store bought boxed frozen pizza at a competitive price point. This is restaurant quality par-baked and shipped. I’ve bought frozen Gino’s at the grocery store and it’s nothing like the restaurant.

    • @tbray9271
      @tbray9271 Před 4 lety

      Ya that’s that’s allot but if you’ve never had one I would order it

    • @bgutty5945
      @bgutty5945 Před 4 lety +1

      They got 6 for $115. Thats what i ordered. Not bad if they are that good.

  • @akmeximo
    @akmeximo Před 4 lety +5

    4 minutes and 47 seconds to take his first bite, at least he took his first bite faster when he was high on coke

  • @kevo212
    @kevo212 Před 3 lety

    hell yeah, my hometown favorite deepdish that you can still get from anywhere in the country. We call it Lou's, freaking good stuff

  • @tinywentz
    @tinywentz Před 4 lety +1

    "Every body knows the rules" Pres, got it out for Jacks.

  • @adamschaan1503
    @adamschaan1503 Před 4 lety +9

    Dave "No Offense" Portnoy strikes again.

  • @m4hlt0
    @m4hlt0 Před 4 lety +44

    One pair of womens glasses pants jacket and jersey everyone knows the rules

  • @DiggyDax92
    @DiggyDax92 Před rokem

    Soon as you said “Turkish twist.” I knew canobie lake park in New England lol. As a kid, I puked so bad on that ride, luckily I was the only one on at the time.

  • @Luke8-17
    @Luke8-17 Před 4 lety +1

    Wow, the ramblings of a madman.

  • @jimfitzgerald6510
    @jimfitzgerald6510 Před 4 lety +8

    when ever the home reviews end, it should end with one final delivery and attack then attack them unopened with your edge weapons

  • @thefatman2780
    @thefatman2780 Před 4 lety +16

    ONE BOTTLE OF ADDERALL. EVERYONE KNOWS THE RATTLE

  • @botekate
    @botekate Před 4 lety +1

    Lookin good pres keep wearing the smart lenses

  • @ill-nois2282
    @ill-nois2282 Před 4 lety

    Chicago style deep dish pizza is so filling, I could only eat two slices max. The frozen pizza that Lou’s sent looks slightly thinner than the one you get in the store but none the less great.