FIFA II: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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- After the arrests of numerous top officials, John Oliver decided to give an update on the state of FIFA.
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"It took the country that cares the least about football to take down the people who'd been ruining it". Actually, that hits the nail on the head. Most nations were complicit in FIFA's corruption (if not outright supportive of it), because they didn't want to wreck their chances at hosting world cup games. The US, as a culture, just doesn't care about the sport the same way, and that detachment allowed them to bring down some of the organization's worst offenders. Other nations probably wouldn't want to risk the potential fallout.
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most contries ? lol do you really think the people living in the contries have a say ? its only a select few being the reason .... most people would gladly have seen him gone back then mate. Usa only did it because they hade no lose and everything to win. Even if everyone would have hated Usa for doing it, it wouldn hurt em since its not a widely spread sport ... but since they are now playing Football (soccer) emself now and then it would benifit emself getting rid of the dirt in Fifa. Usa as a contry (because most people living there has no say) does only whats good for Usa .. we need oil..lets invade someone and claim we are helping. etc etc etc :P
@@UltraSuperDuperFreak Interesting insight emself(?) I'm just glad to know some American law enforcement agency did some good in this world, and no young black men had to die.
That makes a lot of sense. In the movie Spotlight, the reason why a lot of the reporters were able to expose the corruption of the Catholic church was because many of them were non-Catholic and thus detached from the reverence many people held for the Vatican at the time.
US bringing Fifa corruption into daylight makes perfect sense, because the US isn't big in the big soccer business and therefore not making billions out of Fifa corruptions. I wonder if they'd been on this moral high ground if soccer was as big of a business in the US as elsewhere.
Not so fun fact: fatalities on Qatar's building sites actually did not quadruple till 2022, but rose even ten times higher.
Honmy glob
It's like there's no regulation, only money.
Hopefully The US doesn't do that, but from the looks of how things are going, I expect OSHA and many safety agencies to be destroyed and employees will have no more health or safety in jobs, basically going back to the unregulated industrial revolution, the worst time in history that ruined everything.
:(
Source?
I can't tell you how little I care about that.
Hey, Dutch, if you're reading this, we're going to need your help right about now.
+Junky Fury we're working on it ;) but first we need to equaly win a worldcup for once
+jurgen vlaar Then I hope you guys are working hard. 2018 is fast approaching but the elections are just down the mountainside!
We'll send Volkert vd G your way
+RHCPThom hahahahaha
+RHCPThom Hij is vrij vgm.
The morning after the raid I'm in the kitchen with the radio on, listening to NPR...they've got a correspondent in Switzerland and they ask him "Did the arrests come as a surprise to _anyone_?" and the correspondent thought for a moment and said wryly "Well...to the seven officials." I about died laughing.
I want to believe John Oliver made Sepp Blatter resign
Cornelius Butterworth I like that idea too XD
Cornelius Butterworth nah it was all the pressure from countries, federations, cocacola etc, and 5% john Oliver!
Dota2funny Nah. It was 68% John Oliver, and 32% countries.
Alright, you beat me to this comment. Well done Mr. Butterworth.
Lupyrius Why not 69%?
Well now I fully expect to see him wearing those shoes, eating McDonalds and washing it down with a Bud Light Lime!
IrishColin94 while maintaining eye contact with the camera and then say it was delicious.
IrishColin94 can't wait to see next week's show!
IrishColin94 Eventhough correlation might not imply causality, I am also more than eager to watch him on those shoes, while biting that Big Mac and drinking that Bud light lime as well XD
IrishColin94 Oliver wins the internet! I watched this episode then 1 hour later Sepp steps down. lol awesome
IrishColin94 just awesome, 1 hour earlier i watch this episode and then reading in the german "tagesschau.de" Sepp steps down. great success
Watching this as Qatar went against Budweiser deal is funny and sad at the same time
Lol it’s hypocrisy honestly…and straight corruption
The use of The Onion just makes me laugh so hard
cottagechskitty pepper
they were actually right without knowing it, the US got the organisation of the 2026 world cup
Not the first time some dipshit thought they were a credible source
If you listen carefully, you can hear Ash by Secession playing in the background.
My thumb was blocking the word laugh at first, and....
The funny thing is, even though John has a satirical style of reporting news its still more valuable and interesting information than any other new's broadcasting station in the U.S.
Pat Tebbutt PBS Newshour is great.
anatole69 Oh really? thanks, ill for sure check it out.
anatole69 For the most part, but even PBS has caved to big biz. They caved to pressure from the Koch Bros regarding a great doc that tears them down and there was some weirdness with ESPN.
I still love pbs and watch them for tv news, but I worry that they too are subject to much corporate pressure.
Eyrika Engeman i agree
they dont get as much individual support as they used to. I remember when their biggest sponsors were just local people.
Pat Tebbutt Except for the god of TV itself, FOX NEWS
Watching this after his resignation is pretty cool :)
***** I am just finding you everywhere!!
Hey there!
Hey
***** So John's gonna have to drink a Bud Light now?
***** Who resigned? John Oliver or the asshole that Blatter is?
I think you can see how much John Oliver enjoys making this show and destroying peoples bullshit lol, it's awesome
He worked on The Daily Show for awhile, you can see how Jon Stewart rubbed off on John Oliver and Steven Colbert
I only trust him on things that have nothing to do with politics. When he does politics he lies by omission or outright lies or gives misleading info
Any evidence or just conspiracy ?
Macdonalds and Coca Cola are asking Blatter to leave!!
All hail the great John Oliver!
Now go forth and expose Donald Trump!
+Anthony Long and he just did
+Anthony Long Lmao dude go watch John Oliver's Trump video. It's fuckin epic
Xanther Xavier i been seen it. Lol
@@kaushikiyer4881 well that took a while to work
Sepp Blatter resigned from his position today...
When I first read it, I thought it was a joke. I thought I was reading a satire on FIFA. But it's actually true.
Simply amazing.
Thaye
jesus!!!
The timing is jaw-dropping.
Will the World love US now?
Im very happy as well !! It took the country that cares the least about soccer, to bring down to what i considered one of the most corrupt presidents !
I thought it was an internet joke but when I realized that it was true I jumped up and down yelling Yes the Swiss demon is gone
Yeah, I was actually in class, when i read this and then share the news with my fellow classmates, They were happy as hell, You know i just could NOT bare to see Blatter running my Favorite sport, IM anxious to see what happen with Qatar's World Cup will they Keep It ?
Omer Neu Will the World love US now?
I don't think one good act diminishes myriads of bad ones, but it's a step in the right direction. Good job America. Keep it up.
I hope those corrupt bankers are next. Then the war profiteers. Then...
So are we going to get Oliver on the air drinking a Bud Light Lime now or what?
i.imgur.com/mlSgZyp.jpg
Scott Merrihew LOL
Scott Merrihew Ho lee fak did I just lol my d-and-b off
Jason Lyons I've always wondered what a cursed McDonald $1 Dollar menu tastes like. Hopefully John Oliver will ve us a detailed description.
Marco Hernandez is tastes like sadness and woe.
For people watching this now, Sepp Blatter resigned the day after this was posted.
It’s really something revisiting this video in 2022, days before the World Cup begins, to see that Qatar has gone back on their promise and has banned alcohol in the stadiums per their religious laws. Guess Budweiser really should have gotten rid of FIFA’s President back then.
I'm really glad for all the sponsors who got wrecked by Qatari harsh laws. You liked Arab money then, enjoy Arab rules now.
@@roncerjani9063 I just hope it hurts the Saudis' changes in 2030.
I don't want the world cup to come to Canada in 2026... Especially if Italy blows it again lol. Atleast I can count on my other team; Sloveni.....uhmm.... Yeah let's just cancel it now please.
Actually…Qatar made an exception to their alcohol ban in the stadiums for people who opened and/or consumed alcoholic beverages in the luxury suites.
So Qatar essentially made an exception solely for the World Cup fans who are very rich
They got rid of Seb Blatter back in 2015, not that long after this episode got aired. Turns out he wasn't the only problem after all. In the meantime, the US has been gifted the next WC while it has been well hidden how companies from all over the west where the ones factually benefitting from the slave labour. John Oliver himself in fact waited with reporting anything since untill those building projects got finished, western companies got paid and solely the Qatari governemt could get blamed for hosting this festival of western cultur... Alcohol has been approved last minute as well, since Fifa tournaments overrule local law. Which only further confirms how the WC is a festival of 'our' western values like alcoholism and indeed still slavery.
The cat living in Trump Tower was probably an informant.
JRSportBrief wouldn´t surprise me, cats are sneaky bastards with no loyalty!
aednil Hey, that's not true! The cat was simply a soccer fan. :)
Now me, I wouldn't care if every professional sport in the world went belly-up. In fact, I'd be cheering. Not that I really care all that much. But I do care about corruption, so I hope this is only the start.
JRSportBrief Maybe its the source of his hairpiece.
JRSportBrief Hey JR! :)
JRSportBrief You can say that he was a PUSSY for selling out.
FIFA and Scientology are both profitable non-profit organizations.
Edward Stew So's the NFL
Bryan Stevens NFL is for profit since the end of April
Bryan Stevens don't forget the NCAA
And the Catholic church.
Edward Stew What people never seem to get is that Non profit does NOT mean they do not make profit. Non profit means that is not their goal. Say for example any charity (animals whatever) Technically they are non profit because their goals is to help animals instead of selling a product / service. They do, however, make shittons of money. Which they then use for their own salaries.
"Then open a church, think about that."
>Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption!
There we go, done
juust dont send seeds this time°!
@@mho... or jizz
Hermione: it’s not Fifi, it’s Fif-ah
I wish the US government would pay as much attention to the thieves on wall street...
One step at a time mate...
Hahahahaha....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are too innocent. It's adorable.
Plebeian good luck with that one. The corruption on wall street is in every single country. People somehow think the elite only exist in the US. They are in every country on the planet, and they are all equally interested in keeping everything just like it is.
Plebeian the wall street's thieves are the us government or at least controlled by them, so no chance
oneOfour the wall street thieves are in every single government across the world.
John you are a god at delivering a GET REKT message to anyone. Well done of making a fool of FIFA this time, love your stuff!
Nick28T first
Nick28T second :P
Nick28T HELLO NICK
AYYY Nick!
Nick28T #Meier #Kappa
FIFA caused more deaths than the avengers
😂😂😂 they should have had to sign the accords
+Laila El Ghoul Now I am imagining a civil war between people within fifa
Think about it though it was a city but if they didn't stop ultron billions of people would have died by ultron so hands or been enslaved and compared to what the avengers did that is minuscule compared to what could have happened
and the avengers deaths are fake
Billions of people would not have died. Maybe a few million, which is less than the population of New York City, which the Avengers fucking destroyed a huge part of. That falling city would not have ended the world. Hell, it probably wouldn't have even destroyed the rest of the city that was on the ground.
is there a part 3? i want to see John do all that since Blatter is out
There was a better quality version for ages that mysteriously vanished, presumably because the account it was posted from got removed. Here’s what you wanna see!
czcams.com/video/1z70ZlE7oOs/video.html
@@DrewSavo Thank U so much for the link. Is the first time i saw it. I had no idea John delivered on his promesses 😂.
Dear USA
If you put Sepp Blatter in jail, we will stop making fun of you for calling Football, Soccer.
Regards,
The Whole World.
Hey brother from another mother, its actually Grid Iron Football, We shorten it because we know we are not talking about your foot ball...its really your choice to shorten it, but then you cant hold that against us...WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIAN FOOT BALL MATE?!?!?! seems like them being down under is keeping people from realizing their grid iron is almost the same as the Yankees.
Id rather arrest our politicians then a sports official. After all its the Politicians that let the sports people get away with rigging your games. Our games are scripted, yours seems easily bribed....different things
@@ravinraven6913 that comment is 4 years old. Person is probably dead.
Thank you america you saved us from the devil.
@@blobber51 that comment is 2 weeks old. Person is probably dead.
Sheikh Ahmed Tijan Bah Does anyone know that the word soccer originated in Britain?
Ok, Blatter's gone.
We'll get to work on that Donald Trump thing now.
Greetings from the Netherlands!
Crick1952 I think I speak for many Americans when I say - if you take Donald Trump off our hands, the Netherlands will become even *more* awesome to us than you already are! :-D
Crick1952 Please hurry. He's running for President again.
PhatGirlLuva68-ThelastOG He's doing it again!? damn it now I have to vote for Hillary
Crick1952 We're entrusting you with this now, go get him!
Crick1952 Please take Donald Trump, but at least you have to open a FEBO in NYC
FIFA literally paved paradise and put up a parking lot....brilliant John Oliver....just brilliant 👍🏾👋🏽👌🏽
And Trump got elected. Dammit, Dutch, you failed us! XD
If the Dutch had done it, I would've forgiven them for their World Cup cheating!
The Russians got it happened. The US is controlled by communists now. Unless the CIA can get their shit together and exile our next "president" (communist premier).
well said, lad!
What about this tho?
www.google.be/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2018-01-26/dutch-spied-on-russian-group-linked-to-2016-u-s-election-hacks
Well as a Dutch person, i think we might have already destroyed him with the video: The Netherlands second.
I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad that TheOnion still works till this day.
André Salazar It's all wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.
It reminds me of the early days of the Colbert Report when all the Republican commentators would go on the show thinking it was an actual right-wing show that almost tragically be eaten for lunch.
GuyWithAnAmazingHat its slightly worring yes :| there are even more fake news sites around than the onion today and some people still havnt copped on. one story was claiming that korea was the first country to travel to the sun, and people still believed it lollolol
***** In Ireland we have something called TheWaterfordWhisperer, I'd suggest you check it out cos it's quite good. A lot of the references are obviously quite Irish but it's still pretty good.
John Stynes Love Waterford Whisperer :D
I love Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. But John Oliver is king!
Damn right!
Canaana bolaanan Hail to the king, baby!
***** Possibly the majority of the credit in the difference goes to the format made possible by being on HBO. But his substance and scope of investigating real and often overlooked issues are wonderfully refreshing. There's tremendous value in the main issues he discusses, more than I've seen on most networks and shows. The satire, comedy and criticism that Stewart and Colbert brought are (were) important, and well done. But the scope pales in comparison. Oliver is taking full advantage of his network, and with masterful execution.
Canaana bolaanan His operating budget from HBO dwarfs the ones at CC. He only does one show a week. The format and budget are what make this so much better.
If you watch any of Oliver's interviews, he claims to have learned everything from Stewart. This show is basically a well-budgeted TDS, considering the TDS head writer came with Oliver to run this show.
bob bob
Exactly. I do believe this is better than The Daily Show now, but John Stewart is still king. None of this happens without him.
i just realized john likes to say "holy shit" a lot
StraightButGay holy shit you are right
@@jensjensen9035 why do you have a confederate flag?
noble 6 because I’m racist
@@jensjensen9035 I see
@@jensjensen9035 never like the color tho
Well, it looks like we need the Netherlands now more than ever
Sam Geuvenen Luckily we got your back
www.google.be/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2018-01-26/dutch-spied-on-russian-group-linked-to-2016-u-s-election-hacks
Here you go: proof that russia hacked your elections, they are being prosecuted right now
Except women's usa just stomped them, booya
@@mnemonichotpocket
Exactly, so we figure you guys can handle the rest yourselves. We'll just enjoy our bicycles and liquorish over here.
I guess all it takes is one big sponsor to jump ship to get the ball rolling. My hopes are in the adidas or the korean twins Hyundai and Kia. If a big name wants to remove itself from it the rest will follow suit very very quick!
I plead to drink budweiser too!
Isaac Alonzo Adidas officials are even careful not to be on pictures together with Blatter because they fear it might be bad publicity for the company.
The problem is they benefit massively from their involvement with FIFA.
catscratch182 Still they get loads of profit from teams and player sponsorship. And if the public opinion aligns with what John Oliver says in this video they will flee.
Forget it bro. FIFA will replace the leaving sponsors with Russian and Chinese sponsors. Gazprom already sponsors the Champions League, why not the World Cup as well?
Isaac Alonzo well sony ddid drop the sponsorship late last year
dutchdaedalus there's a lot of money involved beyond the sponsorship, is hard to sell tv rights for the world Cup when there's so much bad publicity involved.
Yesss! Just rewatched the last video yesterday!
Brandon Spears Haha, me too! :D
We are like twins.
Don't get any ideas.
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Neilina Verma Does it also come with adware?
Brandon Spears You have some kind of John Oliver fetish?
I love this show so much... I have been slowly going backwards in time watching every single episode on CZcams over the past few weeks. I love your team of researchers, I love your writers, and I love you! You should have an quick clip where you show your whole team and staff!
Good idea, I'd like that. I especially want to see Janice from Accounting 😁
@@Gaius__ how about Bitcoin Dan? :DDD
America
John Oliver is going to have a Sepp Blatter after drinking Bud Light Lime
There is a video of him keeping that promise. You're welcome.
😂😂😂that's good
The part with the Onion was magnificent.
It is one of those moments that makes satire seem irrelevant.
The Deaths in Quatar aren't FIFA fault OSHA doesn't exist over there unfortunately. My dad had to argue with a British company in Bahrain to provide water for workers. His boss didn't understand why workers couldn't bring water from home. My dad replied with we provide water in U.S. They started providing water.
likenem Most of the violation in Qatar are from European companies.
likenem Will they played a crucial part in it by giving the 2022 world cup hostimg to qatar
It was their fault, they were not responsible enough to realize that Qatar was not ready to handle building a deeath- I mean staduim
FUS RO DAH the problems we see now aren't just because of the world cup. The UAE has a tendency to treat migrant workers like shit.
likenem If FIFA actually threatened to take the World Cup away, Qatar would make sure they fix it. Or they'd lose the World Cup. Either way is a win, and that has to help with general treatment of migrant workers
Funny, how Blatter actually resigned just the day after HBO posted the video!
John, well done buddy :)
America is the best country to straighten out FIFA precisely because Americans don’t care about soccer. FIFA has little political power here.
FIFA: “We’ll cancel futbol!”
America: “Yawn, and?”
FIFA's investigations have stopped and the USA is hosting a World Cup in 2026, Weird how that works.
@@MikeGloria lol
@@MikeGloria
Source?
@@MikeGloria well Sepp is gone so while we didn't directly do that, we sort of got that ball rolling...you're welcome
@@vtn05001 lmao. Come back to reality mate
I gotta present tomorrow with a cringy presentation that I put together in four and a half hours, and to help myself not be stressed I'm watching John Oliver. He helps me forget about school and life in general.
Hope it went well
A FIFA III would be good before this next world cup
Watching this in 2022 after watching the John Oliver analysis of the Qatar 2022 WC.
This video is very sobering.
aww. I wish he had of done the "that's not Montserrat, this is Montserrat" bit.
This video is titled "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: FIFA II (HBO)". FIFA II....hmmm.... if it's going to be a sequel, it needs a subtitle. Hey internet, any thoughts?
I got one: FIFA II: Electric Boogaloo.
FIFA II: The FBI strikes back.
FIFA II: Judgement Day
Any others?
Thechad201 Given Blatter stepping down I would say Judgement Day feels most fitting.
DELTAJM0310 Thank you :-)
got another one
FIFA II: Hey EA, put THIS in the game.
Thechad201 11/10 They gave us Money -IGN
ishouldgetalif3 hahaha :-)
FIFA II: This Time... It's Corporational
The Dutch are, in fact, awesome.
Scrooge042 I always knew I was awesome
Bob Kerman kerbals are Dutch?
Scrooge042 wait,, you know Kerbal Space Program?
I wasn't expecting that.
Bob Kerman I think a lot of people do. I've been playing for two years now
Wow, me too
I can't wait to see John Oliver face when the world cup is in North America 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽 I bet he got to all the games in New York City.
Thank you, John and all the team at LastWeekTonight, you do a great job!
If you wanted us Americans to invade FIFA, you should have put it in the middle-east sooner.
Great work as always!
they can work on my dick if u know what i mean
phat dicks in my mouth haha wtf
***** Blatter has resigned!!!! Please mention it in the mixer today.
***** #Jimmy4FIFAPREZ
Oscar Arias These are the best news I've read in a while! Thank you for making my day! This old, fat fucking snake needed to go away long ago! LOOOOOONG ago!
Rockstar Games should take over the FIFA world cup games. I mean, things like corruption in powerful men and politicians are the things they live for
+The_Nerd_Panda A game similar to GTA except with FIFA officials
The Americans did it. They actually pulled him off. God bless America. Dutch. Where are you guys? Got some work to do
Abhishek Dhar
Here you go:
www.google.be/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2018-01-26/dutch-spied-on-russian-group-linked-to-2016-u-s-election-hacks
@@Xob_Driesestig what happened to that bitch? Trump gone? Nope 🤣😅🤣
@@blobber51
We're not the one that put him in charge. Why are we asked to clean up that filth? Because Oliver suggested it? I'm not asking you to clean my bicycle either.
@@Xob_Driesestig Uh error 404, page not found
Sepp Blatter must have watched your video, because he'd just announced his resignation. Joy to all football fans.
Anyone else saw this video coming?
As soon as I saw the news story I was super excited to see his response to it lol. I half expected him to do a web exclusive the next day.
I even showed my mom his previous FIFA video right when the news came out to contextualise it so she would know why she should be excited for the awesome response.
John Oliver rules
The Bugle
i saw it cumming if u know what i mean
I was waiting for this video when the moment I find out about the scandal
Shows like this are incredibly important for exposing exactly this kind of misconduct. Cheers LWT!
Watching this in 2019 I have to say: the Dutch really dropped the ball on that one.
This guy is doin an amazing job explaining the rest of the world to the americans... KEEP ON DOING IT!
If only the dutch could save us now ;_;
it's 2019.
I'm waiting now for a Dutch to testify on Congress weirdly enough.
Guess it's time for a refresher 🤣🤣🤣
I think what this raises is questions about the next World Cup and specifically, who the main contenders are to eventually win the tournament. But why speculate when we can just ask FIFA right now?
ba dum tsshh
thesheepthatwentmooo Oh, so you subscribe to this channel, too? Amazing. >.
Russia 2018 Qatar 2022
Thank you so much for helping rid the FIFA world of Sepp Blatter! John Oliver is a serious force to be reckoned with and so proud to see a TV personality do so much good for so many people!!! THANK YOU JOHN OLIVER and all of the staff at Last Week Tonight!!
11:07 John Oliver probably had no idea he was referring to the next president. CZcams says LWT posted this video on June 1, 2015. Donald Trump announced his presidential campaign just two weeks later, on June 16, 2015. He became president a year and a half after that. And that makes me so sad 😢😢 I miss the days when “President Trump” was a joke instead of a reality.
I feel the same thing 😔. I will defend you from any d-bag that make fun of us for not wanting this to happen while they celebrate the fact that Roe is gone and the Paris Accords are dismantled, just to “own the libs”. That’s like your employer laughing at you for being fired… by your employer.
Here we are in 2024, and Trump is on a battle against Biden to get re-elected as the President.
Of course Trump Tower...where all the criminals live 🤦🏻♀️
Ikr
If Trump wanted to jail Hillary Clinton he should have just put her in his administration
Blatter resigned...John I'm waiting for you to drink that Beer :D
MisterShufu please don't insult Beer
Sanyam Bahga Hold on one second, I wouldn't say insulting Budweiser is the same as insulting beer.
Bud light is the insult to beer.
Brits are pretty specific about their beer's taste.
People who drink Bud light on the other hand, are setting the bar very low.
I now live in South-East Asia, and even in all these not-so-rich countries, they make a better mass-produced beer than the US. Thailand, Vietnam, Malaysia,... all of them.
If you like bad beer, at least you could try new bad beers sometimes, I suggest you start with French Kronenbourg
Or to be a real bad beer expert, you need to find the "33 Export", tastes the same when you drink it and when you vomit it.
Or you could order real good beer from one of the thousands of micro breweries in the US... To each his own.
yo, he just stepped down! Source: www.bbc.com/sport/live/32888180
mo shpit Oliver made it! Again!
But because he found out there may be evidence agaist him
mo shpit John Oliver: The new power broker!!!
mo shpit I can't wait to see why Blatter stepped down after being so smug and defiant after he won re-election on Friday. Did the ones indicted turn on him to get lesser deals? Some sort of corruption had to get linked to him in the past 48hrs for him to resign so abruptly. There had been no news about sponsors dropping FIFA, and for that strategy to work, it would take months/years of loss of money for Blatter to step down.
Andrej Linhart Oliver is great and all, but let's not pretend that this happened because of him.
it's funny because in Switzerland we say that the wallis, the canton sepp blatter is from, is kind of the 'swiss mafia's' headquarters and looking at sepp blatter, I can see why
Thanks america i knew u loved football after all! USA USA USA
+The Archivist Now america can change Fifa for FISA....
T Onizuka We really don't. Ironically, it was that apathy that allows us to go after FIFA.
T Onizuka lol no, we only did this so we could change Soccer to American Football USA! USA! USA! USA!
T Onizuka Dude almost every park in America has a soccer field, and here’s a growing and popular league here called the MLS that does soccer jeez
John John JOHN!
Sepp just resigned from his position an hour ago.
Looks like you don't have to choke down any Bud Light.
I really hope they make an update to this now that the World Cup 2022 has begun in Qatar.
Good news on that front
please make a FIFA III discussing Qatar and all the death
Already did...
Where is the piece on this years 2022 World Cup?
It's not even started yet and there's already tons of news on the awfull treatment of workers. Let it cook until it ends, the result will be something to remember.
John Oliver nailed it again!
（是說，原來 Bud Light 竟然是百威出的⋯⋯）
#FIFA #LastWeekTonight
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HBO needs to get John Oliver some bodyguards. Dude's dethroning most powerful CEOs now.
fun fact "fifa",in italian is a synonym of fear.
Please do a FIFA Qatar update! It’s crazier than I thought it would be!
If John is willing to drink a Budweiser product if they pull their sponsorship, he's got to be serious about his love of the game.
Yes, finally , was waiting patiently for this
I'm amazed he made it through this entire video with out making a joke about bladders name...
Too easy! lol.
And somehow the Qatar World Cup is even worse than expected...
John Oliver's references to Trump in his early episodes sound like unintentional foreshadowings...
I'm so glad he mentioned jack warner using the onion article as a defense
News: "FIFA officials were arrested for corruption scandal "
Me: Interesting, go on...
News: "by the FBI."
Me: **thinks for a few seconds** FBI, FBI, FBI... wait... as in America? THEY ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL???!!! o.O
I am a US citizen and I love football. Soccer just sounds stupid when pretty much the entire world calls it football.
A lot of Americans like soccer. We send the most fans to the World Cup besides the home country most years.
XD AMERICA! F**K YEA!!!!
You guys care :')
+JayPao Of course we care. FIFA is just assholes in a board room that are eating bags of dicks while pondering how to get money while also trying to say that they have the image of a nonprofit organization.
All that hate for blatter...spoken like a true Englishman!
I remember watching this video yesterday thinking Sepp wouldn't be out of ruling fifa unless he got arrested many years down the road (hence why Oliver made such ridiculous promises, not one person in the world believed he would actually quit). And just one day later we find out he will be gone soon. This is a day of celebrating for us football fans. We still have a lot of work and a long way to go to rid fifa of corruption (it runs so deep) but it gives us hope that it can get better. That is a wonderful feeling.
And even if you didn't influence Blatter to quit, I better see some Bud Light Lime champagne drinking! And everything else for that matter.
We need a part two. 😢
Man, I just love John Oliver. I learn things I never knew and laugh my ass off at the same time.
7:34 Ended up 6,500, so the 4,000 high-end estimate fell short by 40%
Loved your monologue ! hilarious and totally true ! thank you for the entertainment. Wish these sponsors would listen to you and pull out !
"FIFA president Sepp Blatter resigns amid corruption scandal"- ESPNFC
Well Mr. Oliver, lets see you drink that Bud now like its god damn champagne!
9:02 holy shit, they're wearing the same outfit :D
i didn't think anyone else noticed
The tie is different
I noticed!
Close enough!!!
They were twinning
anyone rewatching this after the fifa uncovered documentary? 😅
Oliver this was pure awesomeness !!! Thank you and keep sticking it to all the corrupt of this world!
Great episode for two reasons:
1) You got the attention of the American people, which are the only ones who can stop Blatter. Because no matter how hard you try, and believe me, we have tried, the UK/Germany/Spain and the Netherlands can't arrest Blatter for giving a Tanzanian official 10000 dollars in Egypt. However since those transactions are made with US currency, American justice can act on it, as they have done, but not yet enough.
2) Finally someone agreed upon the awesomeness of us, Dutch people. I promise you, American people, that if you can get rid of Blatter, I will personally make sure that we get rid of Donald Trump
I learn much more in a short time than I ever learn from MSNBC or CNN. Thank you.
You ought to do a show on aborigines in Australia to show that Christians in the USA are not the only racists.
Argentina is another one! There are many others!!!
I mean, no shit America would be the one investigating and trying to take down FIFA.
They're the only ones not worried about the World Cup ending for good if FIFA goes down.
No one can get rid off blatter except himself and even if he gets ridden off, new guy will most likely be same piece of shit
Thats what money and power does to people
Even if another person like blatter comes in he will probably play it safe and won't do shit what blatter did.
Anand Tumurtogoo sure he will, just like all the politicians and presidents.....
What shit did Blatter do?
Why do I feel like the USA only did something against Blatter and the FIFA, because they either didn't get enough money from them or they were insulted by them in some other way? I really don't think that FIFA, a worldwide corrupt group, wouldn't offer the US a lot of money. And I really don't think that the US would turn that down.
It's because we suspected that the 2018 and 2022 WC's were bribed. Especially 2022. Qatar is an economic powerhouse. It would be no surprise if they bribed FIFA. And as a result, a qatari representative, Mohammed bin Hammam, was fired since he was a part of the bribery scandal. So i dont think we'd do this because of what your theory is.
The U.S. is the world's largest economy. Offering money to the U.S. national treasury, which is in debt trillions of dollars and still able to borrow at a reasonable interest rate, would be a drop in the bucket. As for offering money to specific individuals in the U.S... I don't believe that most people in the FBI can be directly bribed. In terms of direct bribery, the U.S. isn't super corrupt in most cases. Most corruption in the U.S. either takes more subtle forms - like influencing someone's job security or implying that they might be able to work with you after they leave government - or else occurs due to the fact that way too many forms of corruption (campaign donations, super PACs, gerrymandering) are actually legal in the U.S. But in terms of susceptibility to illegal bribes, I don't think the FBI is that corrupt.
“Swiss demon” lmfao!! God I love John Oliver. Geniuses!!
Please dutch people help us with Trump.
Joana Barbosa We did! Apparently we found proof that russia hacked your elections and many russian hackers are being prosecuted right now!
www.google.be/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2018-01-26/dutch-spied-on-russian-group-linked-to-2016-u-s-election-hacks
PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
We will send you some wooden shoes that you can throw at trump.
What happened bitch? Is trump gone?? 🤣😅🤣😅🤣. No hacking, Muller got nothing 🤣😅🤣😅. You fucks amuse me.
What about all those indictments Mueller got?