Alex Jones: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • čas přidán 29. 07. 2017
  • Alex Jones is known for pushing conspiracy theories, but he also spends a lot of time promoting his own products. John Oliver and a “doctor” “from” M.I.T. test out his marketing strategy.
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  • @asaacisimov8621
    @asaacisimov8621 Před 4 lety +7122

    My favorite Alex Jones quote:
    "I don't smoke weed, it makes me paranoid."

    • @crispiygonzo3816
      @crispiygonzo3816 Před 4 lety +602

      What would a "paranoid" Alex Jones act like and say. I can't even imagine.

    • @bobbys2643
      @bobbys2643 Před 4 lety +335

      @@crispiygonzo3816 It's probably like adderal, it makes people without adhd going, but makes adhd people calm. He might act like a normal person lol

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Před 4 lety +43

      This comment is currently at 420 likes. Ain't no way I'm messing with that kind of a coinkydink, bud.

    • @laela6289
      @laela6289 Před 4 lety +5

      Asaac Isimov 😂😂😂😂

    • @ShantyIrishman
      @ShantyIrishman Před 4 lety +53

      Alex Jones smokes weed once a year to see what George Soros is putting in the pot, his words, not mine.

  • @watcherobrien7331
    @watcherobrien7331 Před 6 lety +12734

    "the stuff is only found in comets.... and a trace amount in blueberries"
    That is the single greatest line i have ever heard.

    • @thegeneralpopulace8513
      @thegeneralpopulace8513 Před 6 lety +253

      Watcher O'Brien I know, right? It sounds like something you'd here GLADOS would say 😆!

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz Před 6 lety +21

      Watcher O'Brien +

    • @awill891
      @awill891 Před 6 lety +182

      Sounds like a joke that would be said on 30 Rock.

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 Před 6 lety +77

      I think people watch him for the same reason people like watching any rage/salt channel, for the chuckles. Then he has a loyal fanbase who actually follow his message and buy his stuff.

    • @thegeneralpopulace8513
      @thegeneralpopulace8513 Před 6 lety +3

      awill891 Hmm, does it? I've never watched 30 Rock.

  • @chickenwing1397
    @chickenwing1397 Před rokem +3574

    Watching this again because of his trial, and this is absolute gold.

    • @eljoel89
      @eljoel89 Před rokem +84

      Pretty sure Jones's attorney and the judge both hate his guts.

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 Před rokem +58

      Man has to pay $45 million...should be fucking more. Hope those Rolexs go to the payments

    • @Krotas_DeityofConflicts
      @Krotas_DeityofConflicts Před rokem

      That chemical turning frogs gay is real though. Look it up

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 Před rokem +8

      @@Krotas_DeityofConflicts 1 thing he got partially right out of...10000+?

    • @Krotas_DeityofConflicts
      @Krotas_DeityofConflicts Před rokem

      @@Bagster321 he got many things right and wrong. There are sufficient conspiracies that tur. out to be true that it is not surprising that there would be people like Alex Jones. To just hate him is equally stupid. He even apologised for Sandy Hook

  • @jobinapocus6812
    @jobinapocus6812 Před rokem +2450

    I wish John Oliver would do a new update episode on Alex Jones. This is one of my favorite episodes.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Před rokem +1

      I wish he’d go back to UK and STFU.

    • @amcdonald7479
      @amcdonald7479 Před rokem

      I wish John Oliver would stop being a paid globalist narrative pusher. Bet he visits islands as well.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Před rokem +8

      @@amcdonald7479
      Your comment got banned.
      )-:

    • @christianness8983
      @christianness8983 Před rokem +9

      Oh now he's definitely going to have to do one

    • @amcdonald7479
      @amcdonald7479 Před rokem

      Why are Americans cheering on the most obvious show trial in history? Murderers get more rights than this guy. They have paid less in court settlements for damages as well. Apparently words are worse than murders.... america has become very shameful and not many of us take you serious anymore. You are all trained to pick a team/side and burn to the ground anyone not in your group. You dont even care about democracy or being fair. Just burn that man! Dont be suprised when the public outside America start siding with Russia. Who even runs America? You telling me that man with dementia runs something other than his toilet schedule?

  • @TeddyPicker191
    @TeddyPicker191 Před 6 lety +4105

    To be fair, "WAKE UP AMERICA" coffee is pretty fucking genius.

    • @schplafff
      @schplafff Před 6 lety +64

      ANd better than other coffees that straight up kill you dead.

    • @ThatFeelBr0
      @ThatFeelBr0 Před 6 lety +58

      So is cocaine...

    • @kaede6148
      @kaede6148 Před 6 lety +37

      *"WAKE UP AMERICA" covfefe
      FTFY

    • @gender_nihilism
      @gender_nihilism Před 6 lety +27

      The best part is that he buys them in part from the Zapatistas, a Mexican and Central American anarchist (leftist anarchism, not the fake kind) group.

    • @mach2223
      @mach2223 Před 6 lety +22

      "WAKE UP AMERICA!" *Girl wakes up* "Who are you?" "I'm Erica."

  • @jessemotte999
    @jessemotte999 Před 4 lety +3746

    John saying “don’t call me boy” is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to him getting in a fight lol

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 Před 4 lety +52

      What about when he got into a fight with Chii-san? Rock still hasn't responded will he help

    • @jessemotte999
      @jessemotte999 Před 4 lety +3

      Eternal Carnage oh I don’t remind that will you link me?

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 Před 4 lety +4

      @@jessemotte999 It is in the channel titled chii-san

    • @jessemotte999
      @jessemotte999 Před 4 lety +3

      Eternal Carnage thank you !

    • @magicalgirl1296
      @magicalgirl1296 Před 4 lety +57

      Well there's "eat shit Bob"

  • @allegedactor126
    @allegedactor126 Před 10 měsíci +33

    I totally lost it when the good “doctor” kept rubbing that cardboard taint and smiling.
    Jack McBrayer is a goddamn scream.

  • @raptorcharly8055
    @raptorcharly8055 Před rokem +1587

    Who else is here after Alex Jones's lawyers accidentally handed over all his data to lawyers for the Sandy Hook parents to revel in just how awful of a guy is getting what was coming to him?

    • @thatoneguy1035
      @thatoneguy1035 Před rokem +1

      Really hoping that pile of maggots in a human disguise gets slammed for as much as is possible. Also hoping, once he does, we get an episode about it.

    • @rachelnelson4796
      @rachelnelson4796 Před rokem +14

      Me 😁

    • @robincatluv7173
      @robincatluv7173 Před rokem +8

      Me

    • @bewareofsasquatch
      @bewareofsasquatch Před rokem +22

      Rewatching it for the 10th time cause this has been alway been great and when I first saw this video I was hoping someday he would get screwed and Christmas came in early!

    • @youtubestuff683
      @youtubestuff683 Před rokem +12

      Slowly, but surely Karma comes for all.

  • @asiapugh7137
    @asiapugh7137 Před 4 lety +10396

    It's nice to watch a John Oliver episode with laughing in the background again

  • @penguinpenguinson224
    @penguinpenguinson224 Před 4 lety +2945

    Alex Jones sounds like a GTA radio station mocking the far right

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone Před 4 lety +86

      Have you seen J. J. Jameson's podcast on the spider man game

    • @stone1andonly
      @stone1andonly Před 4 lety +111

      I think you're mildly confused - that GTA radio station is mocking Alex Jones *&* the far right.

    • @WhatisASMR
      @WhatisASMR Před 4 lety +56

      "Now I'll tell you about morality. Morality is what I say is right, and immorality is what I say is wrong."
      -Pastor Richards

    • @ogrobc69
      @ogrobc69 Před 4 lety +14

      Good ole Lazlo🤣😂

    • @intelligenceservices
      @intelligenceservices Před 4 lety +2

      search CZcams for "Orange Drink Bill Hicks"

  • @SerpentiCaptain
    @SerpentiCaptain Před 2 lety +484

    I just have this vision of John and the writers around a conference table, staring down glasses of chilled chocolate chicken carcass slop, each silently daring each other to go first. Someone raises their glass and counts down from three. Nobody moves, not even the counter. Then, without warning, an intern bursts into the room, snatches a glass of Hexxus' ambrosia, and-a "YOLO" as their battle cry-downs it. There is silence. The intern begins to glow, and their consciousness expands, sharing the burden of their experience mind-to-mind. The intern vanishes; whether they have ascended to a higher plane or vanished into a vengeful avian hell, only the dead know. John pales; he may just have to find out on the air...

    • @beachcomber2008
      @beachcomber2008 Před rokem +28

      Imaginative. Do more.

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 Před rokem +22

      Just out of curiosity, did you happen to have this vision when you were high? 😂

    • @yipperdeyip
      @yipperdeyip Před 4 měsíci

      So this is the type pf autism that enjoys this show's painfully unfunny, lack of any sense od humour.
      Aka redditors

  • @gentleeyes
    @gentleeyes Před rokem +489

    This is so much sweeter today, after Alex’s lawyer “accidentally” dropped the bomb on him.

    • @nicbarrax76
      @nicbarrax76 Před rokem +32

      Alex lawyer: *Fuck it. I'm so ready to get disbarred for this piece of shit. Hold my beer.*

    • @notroll1279
      @notroll1279 Před rokem +26

      @@nicbarrax76 That's the kind of lawyer who accepts AJ as a client and says in court he has the honour to represent him and his companies. Every law firm smart or ethical enough ran for the hills when he approached them so that's where he ended up.

    • @paulsanders860
      @paulsanders860 Před rokem +7

      I'm with you there, it's just too much of a coincidence.

  • @JavaKittie
    @JavaKittie Před 3 lety +3780

    “They want to hear somebody that can speak to them and touch them inside.”
    I feel violated

  • @jackoo666
    @jackoo666 Před 6 lety +2674

    "this stuff is only found in comets....and trace amounts in bluberries" I laughed so hard i nearly spit out my blue berries

    • @ReasonReport
      @ReasonReport Před 6 lety +9

      Look it up. Bio-PQQ

    • @quintonmorris11
      @quintonmorris11 Před 6 lety +15

      I love blewbs

    • @My-Pal-Hal
      @My-Pal-Hal Před 6 lety +37

      ReasonReport
      Look WHAT UP ???
      THAT IT CAME FROM COMETS.
      ...really...
      Where'd YOU look it up...
      some Alex Jones guy.
      Cause it sounds like He's got your credit card number.
      That's funnier than Comets by far

    • @rhyolitic
      @rhyolitic Před 6 lety +41

      It is hilarious. Pyrroloquinoline quinone is found in a whole bunch of different foods... tofu, soybeans, green pepper. Even found in human breast milk. Also no significant in vitro studies exist. Thought to be similar to vitamin B.

    • @LaughingManRa
      @LaughingManRa Před 6 lety +53

      I nearly spit out my comets!

  • @dmcyhmw
    @dmcyhmw Před rokem +176

    This video aged like fine wine with the news today!

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. Před rokem +15

    " Turn the freaking frogs gay" is a pillar, an institution of meme history.

  • @creativeandfunnyname3744
    @creativeandfunnyname3744 Před 3 lety +1875

    Graphics department: "What do we need to help the point?"
    John Oliver: "Words Fucking"

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 Před 3 lety +82

      The accountants for this show must drink every night after work.

    • @runawaysparklers622
      @runawaysparklers622 Před 2 lety +71

      @@amehak1922 Probably drinking buddies with the attorneys.

    • @karolynfeeksmaws5676
      @karolynfeeksmaws5676 Před 2 lety +17

      Well, it helped me understand. It was a great visual.

    • @TheNinthGenerarion
      @TheNinthGenerarion Před 2 lety +8

      @@amehak1922 watch the SLAPP suits episode

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 Před 2 lety +3

      @@TheNinthGenerarion i have

  • @nataliabae3149
    @nataliabae3149 Před 4 lety +4391

    So he’s a televangelist, but he talks about conspiracies instead of religion.

    • @Quintusblake
      @Quintusblake Před 4 lety +147

      Same thing basically

    • @gregorym3167
      @gregorym3167 Před 4 lety +53

      I am only 4 minutes into this segment and I was about to say Jones is nothing more than a televangelist.

    • @ZIEIaou
      @ZIEIaou Před 4 lety +19

      @@Quintusblake well there are some concpiracies based on facts but no religions (not to discredit religion or give credit to alex jones)

    • @alexreid4131
      @alexreid4131 Před 4 lety +6

      Pretty much.

    • @mohamedbasel5249
      @mohamedbasel5249 Před 4 lety +5

      I was gonna say the same thing😂😂

  • @MotorTorq_ZA
    @MotorTorq_ZA Před 6 měsíci +24

    Alex Jones is like a cross between Dr Eggman and Yosemite Sam in real life

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Před 2 měsíci +1

      With the vocal range of Sam Kinnison..

  • @Steve_Hayden
    @Steve_Hayden Před rokem +238

    5 years later, after his loss in court. He just lost $49 million. I love watching this show.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Před rokem

      Ya. Because I get my truth from the courts.

    • @Steve_Hayden
      @Steve_Hayden Před rokem +17

      @@greggstrasser5791Oh I'm sure you got your facts from this court case. You know, cause he indirectly pleaded guilty ( knowing if he didn't turn in documents and his phone like the judge ordered, that the judge would render a direct verdict of guilty. Knowing all that, Jones choose not to turn in any of those items)
      If you watched that court case (which I'm sure you did, cause why wouldn't you) you see him many times say "I'm sorry, I was wrong" to the ppl that charged him.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Před rokem

      @@Steve_Hayden
      No. I didn’t watch the court case. I don’t watch John Oliver anymore either. I don’t own a TV. You should try it.

    • @Steve_Hayden
      @Steve_Hayden Před rokem

      @@greggstrasser5791 But you watch John Oliver on a computer or your phone???
      Well, if you had watched it, Jones admits, under oath that he lied and made it all up.
      So I'm guessing you aren't a fan of truth and facts.

    • @greggstrasser5791
      @greggstrasser5791 Před rokem

      @@Steve_Hayden
      You guessed wrong. Which is why I don’t use courts and John Oliver as news.
      So you guys still do that, huh?
      You’d burn 90 min on Oliver, Stewart and some other spin-off and watch an hour of CNN just so you can say you watch real news?
      Get a life.

  • @babyhuey6342
    @babyhuey6342 Před 2 lety +1032

    11:19 "I do research all the time." is the scientific equivalent of "You don't know her, she goes to a different school."

    • @thepoopman9951
      @thepoopman9951 Před 2 lety +15

      It’s funny because he reported on Jeffery Epstein 15 years ago before anyone knew who that guy was🤣 you guys just can’t stand that he’s right about so much stuff

    • @younicbic
      @younicbic Před 2 lety +5

      That's what ill say when ill be asked for titles

    • @mishaf19
      @mishaf19 Před 2 lety +30

      @@thepoopman9951 I guess this “fact” you haven’t cited proves Jones is right about everything, thanks logic.

    • @thepoopman9951
      @thepoopman9951 Před 2 lety +4

      @@mishaf19 like the FACT that he was right about bohemian grove 15 years before anyone knew what it was, that fact and he told us about Epstein island 15 years ago and no one believed him

    • @abegarfield543
      @abegarfield543 Před 2 lety +14

      @@thepoopman9951
      Jones is friends with Trump,
      Epstein's top client.
      So,AJ Knew about Epstein because he was there,
      noncing minors.

  • @SusanP99
    @SusanP99 Před 2 lety +2936

    I never, never, never get tired of re-watching this episode. Pure gold.

    • @ykMMD
      @ykMMD Před 2 lety +15

      Same !

    • @joshlock4627
      @joshlock4627 Před 2 lety +20

      How ??? Oliver makes zero sense,. Cannot out tuck the terminator

    • @youpkroon7594
      @youpkroon7594 Před 2 lety +10

      But I like Alex

    • @gsp4prez
      @gsp4prez Před 2 lety +15

      @@youpkroon7594 why?

    • @charleswomack2166
      @charleswomack2166 Před 2 lety +10

      @@gsp4prez Because he is so ridiculous! It's entertaining. I do not take him seriously.

  • @GeneNerd
    @GeneNerd Před rokem +25

    I still love how he says "this substance isn't like the super high tech stuff made in laboratories" that then proceeds to explain exactly how a laboratory Genetically Modified Organism is used to make a substances.

  • @KellySmith-gp9tq
    @KellySmith-gp9tq Před rokem +79

    Rewatching this with much laughter after his disastrous trial. John needs to do an update. We need to split a gut from laughing so hard.

  • @PegasusSeiya31
    @PegasusSeiya31 Před 6 lety +2684

    Alex Jones is like the adult version of Eric Cartman.

  • @FowlCanuck
    @FowlCanuck Před 6 lety +4979

    Alex Jones is pretty funny if you just pretend his show is an extended Saturday Night Live skit.

    • @oneshotrobb7272
      @oneshotrobb7272 Před 6 lety +6

      Fowl Canuck rns

    • @Biggles_mets
      @Biggles_mets Před 6 lety +41

      that is what i do lol

    • @breakingcymbalsstudios6738
      @breakingcymbalsstudios6738 Před 6 lety +166

      The bad thing is that some people aren't smart enough to not get manipulated by Alex. What was his last one? Like a secret sex colony on Mars that NASA was hiding LOL!? People now think NASAs been hiding a colony on Mars.

    • @tmcdowell7977
      @tmcdowell7977 Před 6 lety +3

      Seth Kucharski you are smart enough.

    • @MrMihenry123
      @MrMihenry123 Před 6 lety +87

      Justifyed - Political and social satire are an American tradition and art form. Mr. Jones peddles insanity, and then makes money off of lies. There is no comparison as to the level of misrepresentation between the two. There are no right wing comedians because there is nothing funny about the rich avoiding taxes at the expense of the working poor.

  • @dantruss84
    @dantruss84 Před rokem +29

    This is by far one of the funniest LWT shows, this and the coal goblin one.
    Love you J.Oliver and your staff are amazing.

  • @ykMMD
    @ykMMD Před rokem +61

    Infowipes is such a good pun. Props to John and his team :')

  • @jahazielcipolla
    @jahazielcipolla Před 6 lety +808

    Bank: "So, why did you say you wanted to loan out 1 million dollars?"
    Me: "WIPES FOR MY PERINEAL AREA, GODDAMIT!"

    • @TomDeVito
      @TomDeVito Před 6 lety +5

      Jahaziel Cipolla 😂😂

    • @RedNiel100
      @RedNiel100 Před 6 lety +38

      I mean, it's still a small loan
      of a million dollars

    • @L1701
      @L1701 Před 6 lety +23

      "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GAY FROG MUTANT FISHMEN COMING TO KILL ME! GET BEHIND ME SATAN BUY MY MERCHANDIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!"

    • @Gameover-vo2pq
      @Gameover-vo2pq Před 6 lety +1

      Loy Turns lololololollllop lo llollolololollo

  • @CodySharpe
    @CodySharpe Před 6 lety +855

    In a brighter timeline, Alex Jones found his true calling as the greatest pro wrestling manager of all time.

  • @ryanwilson5782
    @ryanwilson5782 Před rokem +752

    This episode is just a little sweeter after Jones was ordered by a judge to pay over $4,000,000 to the parents of Sandy Hook victims.

    • @BarnyWaterg8
      @BarnyWaterg8 Před rokem +53

      The 40M hitting today hits different

    • @nateexists6292
      @nateexists6292 Před rokem +4

      @@BarnyWaterg8 ikr

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 Před rokem +20

      Btw those two numbers are only 2 of the families affected. There's plenty more money to give out XD

    • @nateexists6292
      @nateexists6292 Před rokem +49

      @Jimmy Serafin do we find joy? No. We do, however, find satisfaction with a liar whose lies have immensely and irreversibly harmed the grieving parents of dead children being held accountable. This is a lesson to him and people like him not to lie on the internet for money. Conspiracy theorists don't give a shit about who they hurt, but after this they might. This isn't about being happy about suffering, it's about the criminal justice system finally doing its job.

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 Před rokem +39

      @Jimmy Serafin Why yes, we do find joy in a bunch of families who lost their children in a preventable tragedy finally getting the compensation and justice they deserve from someone who's lied about their dead children and trauma. We find joy in a reprehensible liar finally getting his empire of lies and fearmongering exposed for the horrible, fetid cesspit of exploitation and violence that it is. Why would we not find joy in the fact that people who were legitimately hurt by him are finally getting the justice they so clearly need and deserve?

  • @mvarick1
    @mvarick1 Před 10 měsíci +3

    "Tactical Taint Wipe". One of the funniest things I've heard.

  • @ismailbaied8503
    @ismailbaied8503 Před 4 lety +2484

    They should recreate all these clips with Nicolas Cage as Alex Jones

    • @vickerandflips8061
      @vickerandflips8061 Před 3 lety +61

      I'd watch that

    • @cradleofanal
      @cradleofanal Před 3 lety +54

      That will be cages comeback movie.. you know alex jones will have a movie based on his life..

    • @susanma4899
      @susanma4899 Před 3 lety +13

      "AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU, ALVA?!?"

    • @warrickgirl37
      @warrickgirl37 Před 3 lety +14

      I’d pay good money to see that shit

    • @Kiki-wq5tj
      @Kiki-wq5tj Před 3 lety +5

      Two men involved with Epstein

  • @erickrehbiel2837
    @erickrehbiel2837 Před 6 lety +1188

    Ok, the 1 million dollar taint wipes aren't so bad, but do you really have to charge $9.95 for shipping!?

    • @Tom44224
      @Tom44224 Před 6 lety +57

      I got the free ground shipping discount on mine.

    • @highpriest82
      @highpriest82 Před 6 lety +106

      Jon Oliver may have to sell his house if you don't pay that shipping charge

    • @izellets7361
      @izellets7361 Před 6 lety +17

      I was redirected to a HBO store, how do you get these wipes? :-'(

    • @jameswightman6347
      @jameswightman6347 Před 6 lety +26

      buy them there. the proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders

    • @BlackSharkfr
      @BlackSharkfr Před 6 lety +6

      I was redirected to HBO's European store. The million dollar wipes aren't listed there.

  • @Darkn3ss17
    @Darkn3ss17 Před rokem +335

    Who's here celebrating Alex finally getting what was a long time coming to him? I am honestly so happy something is finally happening and I have nothing but respect to the parents for sticking it out.

    • @geoffreyharris5931
      @geoffreyharris5931 Před rokem +8

      I am. He is getting burned to the tune of $45.4 million so far hopefully.

    • @lacecurtainirish
      @lacecurtainirish Před rokem +8

      I would celebrate more if his followers would realize what he is. Unfortunately they seem to be doubling down on their praise, complaining that the trial was a sham.

    • @ibanezkiddo
      @ibanezkiddo Před rokem

      Yeah they also got like 70 million out of remmington for the crime of making a gun legally. Funny that the cases they brought against the police and government were thrown out but their cases against the gun manufacturer and some guy who said some shit are golden. Justice at work as you say

    • @pugachevskobra5636
      @pugachevskobra5636 Před rokem

      What? How did you get that from this topic???

    • @ibanezkiddo
      @ibanezkiddo Před rokem

      @@pugachevskobra5636 how did I get to other people they have sued on a video specific to one person they sued. You're right I'm making wild leaps

  • @srawat27
    @srawat27 Před rokem +97

    I swear if Alex Jones dropped the whole news source thing and became a Stand up Comic, he'd be so successful....lmao. He needs to rebrand.

    • @tommikaelsen9149
      @tommikaelsen9149 Před rokem +3

      Sam Kineson?

    • @TNTkeynine
      @TNTkeynine Před rokem +3

      It would definitely help him recover after all the defamation lawsuits XD

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 Před rokem +2

      so gravelly voiced Sam Kinison?

    • @tommikaelsen9149
      @tommikaelsen9149 Před rokem +1

      @@victorm152 yeah, but much less funny.

    • @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah
      @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah Před rokem

      he's already a mascot of himself, he'd just need to hang a board in his belly saying "Sketch comedy routine, don't take me seriously pls"

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 Před 4 lety +602

    45 million years ago, interstellar blueberries crashed into the Earth and turned all the dinosaurs gay

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox Před 4 lety +22

      Ohhh that's why they're extinct!! Dumb scientists telling me about meteors and shit. Thank you for spreading truth, pal. God bless America.

    • @isaacleillhikar4566
      @isaacleillhikar4566 Před 4 lety +6

      That's not possible, because mainstream science says they died before that. They were doing their general gay pride march on the earth 64million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine years and three months ago.

    • @hpqzhpqz9688
      @hpqzhpqz9688 Před 4 lety

      @@isaacleillhikar4566 Indeed ! ....... at eleven minutes past one on a Saturday afternoon.
      Common knowledge !

    • @nikibronson133
      @nikibronson133 Před 4 lety +1

      Lolol

    • @isaacleillhikar4566
      @isaacleillhikar4566 Před 4 lety

      @@hpqzhpqz9688 yeah. Remember.

  • @midnightblue9122
    @midnightblue9122 Před 2 lety +78

    "Firstly, don't call me a boy"~ ooh I felt the cold edge there

  • @tmiller1079
    @tmiller1079 Před 10 měsíci +41

    If Alex is using his own product, then the side effects looks pretty terrifying

  • @tshego950
    @tshego950 Před rokem +24

    Watching this again because of his verdict, and this is absolute gold.

  • @TCMusic-iv4nd
    @TCMusic-iv4nd Před 4 lety +609

    I can't imagine being Last Week Tonight's accountant:
    "He wants to spend HOW MUCH on WHAT?!"

    • @muckstar23
      @muckstar23 Před 4 lety +9

      Pennies to them

    • @motorcity13
      @motorcity13 Před 4 lety +44

      He spent almost $400 on the TELEVANGELIST episode. It’s one his best episodes. He even started a church for a month to prove a point. BRILLIANT!

    • @benwarner2940
      @benwarner2940 Před 4 lety +38

      I think you guys are forgetting the giant train set and the wax presidents. He was on Russell Howard’s show and said his favorite thing is spending hbos huge amount of resources on “the most ridiculous shit we can”

    • @franciscojcsa6127
      @franciscojcsa6127 Před 4 lety +21

      HBO's accounting office is just a bottomless pit of subscription money, don't worry about it

    • @MrHistory269
      @MrHistory269 Před 4 lety +1

      XD

  • @Ingy823
    @Ingy823 Před 3 lety +1314

    “British accent is intellectual”, he clearly has never seen The Only Way Is Essex or Geordie Shore 😂😂😂

    • @luckystriker842
      @luckystriker842 Před 3 lety +27

      Or John Oliver.

    • @soonerwhirle
      @soonerwhirle Před 3 lety +9

      Or any Benny Hill.....

    • @kaleiann4287
      @kaleiann4287 Před 3 lety +30

      Or Love Island

    • @jordan12374
      @jordan12374 Před 3 lety +6

      These guys are nothing, there’s nothing like brummies and scousers.

    • @Kaltagstar96
      @Kaltagstar96 Před 3 lety +13

      Part of me just wants to watch Alex Jones watch TOWIE or Geordie Shore, as a Geordie, he'd be the only person to sound more ridiculous then the people on that show.

  • @user-un7kb7br6m
    @user-un7kb7br6m Před rokem +121

    Who is here after Alex Jones has been proved of lying about sandy hook and has to pay 4.1 million to two parents?

  • @sirisaacnewtonprs9474
    @sirisaacnewtonprs9474 Před rokem +5

    0:37 "that turned the fricking frogs gay"

  • @HaloEliteLegend
    @HaloEliteLegend Před 6 lety +1222

    Okay, it doesn't matter who you are, liberal or conservative. I think we can all agree that Alex Jones is either one of the best comedians in the world or bat shit insane.

    • @shady1237
      @shady1237 Před 6 lety +28

      I say he's a comedian. No one can be this insane.

    • @mefour83
      @mefour83 Před 6 lety +53

      shady1237 I think it was comedy at first, but the character just kind of overtook him and he actually believes this shit now tbh

    • @donaldmcgillavry1292
      @donaldmcgillavry1292 Před 6 lety +5

      Alex Jones is a satire comedian. Watch his confrontation with Cenk Uygur, a real insane person. See how they both act.

    • @thegroove14
      @thegroove14 Před 6 lety +4

      That's why I only watch InfoWars for entertainment purposes only.

    • @Hug0Pro
      @Hug0Pro Před 6 lety +1

      HaloEliteLegend best comedian, ppl that say otherwise are allways leftists taking it out of context. Play the full vídeos And read the deacriptions.

  • @luckjes112
    @luckjes112 Před 4 lety +472

    Every time I see Alex Jones I think "Spider-Man is a menace! A menace, I tell you!!"

    • @drewnayr1188
      @drewnayr1188 Před 4 lety +22

      I instantly think of all the gay frogs he fantasizes about.

    • @ShinSennju
      @ShinSennju Před 4 lety +35

      Appropriately, the new J. Jonah Jameson seems to be a MCU version of Alex Jones.

    • @QuarterLifeCrises
      @QuarterLifeCrises Před 4 lety +17

      JJJ has better morals than this piece of shit.

    • @TheAdrift
      @TheAdrift Před 4 lety +16

      His voice does sound like a cross between JK Simmons and a chain-smoking goose. (I’m sorry, JK Simmons, for including you in a sentence about Alex Jones.)

    • @luckjes112
      @luckjes112 Před 4 lety +14

      @Jim Fischer and the Right can't run a country

  • @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah

    We need the reckoning video of this week's court ordered 2B compensation payment!!!!

  • @darkprince56
    @darkprince56 Před rokem +16

    You need to do an updated episode once the lawsuits clean him out 😂

  • @verdrang5614
    @verdrang5614 Před 6 lety +573

    Okay, Jones isn't exactly the best human being. Check.
    BUT.
    "Wake up America" as a name for a coffee blend? That's arguably funny.^^

  • @poxwalker405
    @poxwalker405 Před 6 lety +1231

    "What do you think is tap water? Gay bombs!"

    • @NathanTAK
      @NathanTAK Před 6 lety +39

      I mean, duh. What else could it be??

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 Před 6 lety +13

      ian No there is Joy in the water. You don't want to be a downer do you?

    • @kevboard
      @kevboard Před 6 lety +38

      HOW DOES NOONE SEE THE RAINBOW THAT COMES OUT EVERY TIME YOU GET TAP WATER?

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak Před 6 lety +9

      Comets and blueberries, brother!

    • @user-kc2pp9pb1q
      @user-kc2pp9pb1q Před 6 lety +7

      alex jones infiltrated the bohmeiam groove at the end of the day you might not like what he says but hes an independent voice networks hate that

  • @redced510
    @redced510 Před rokem +5

    I'm sooo enjoying watching this episode again in August 2022

  • @AnkitSharma-nt8hm
    @AnkitSharma-nt8hm Před rokem +5

    Circa 2022: This episode has aged beautifully.

  • @ultimate-venom-games
    @ultimate-venom-games Před 3 lety +1351

    "A crystalline form, you absorb it", he says while touching his nose.
    Coincidence? I think not.

    • @EdaugEthanbYT
      @EdaugEthanbYT Před 3 lety +50

      No wonder he’s saying we need to reopen. He’s running low on his supply

    • @Sarah-oj7bh
      @Sarah-oj7bh Před 2 lety +6

      I was going to make the same remark!

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 Před 2 lety +16

      I caught that too. The subconscious mind is terrible at masking the truth.

    • @calvinaccount1339
      @calvinaccount1339 Před 2 lety +5

      Coca-cola

    • @Mat-sc3kt
      @Mat-sc3kt Před 2 lety

      Watch the ppl who psychologically analyse ppls body language they debunk that myth. If u just CZcams it u will find it

  • @shreddermcscumbag9755
    @shreddermcscumbag9755 Před 6 lety +435

    "THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!!!"

    • @noahwolf1192
      @noahwolf1192 Před 6 lety +1

      Shredder McScumbag 💀💀💀

    • @germancarranza236
      @germancarranza236 Před 6 lety +5

      Shredder McScumbag Atropine. It's turning the frogs trans. Look it up.

    • @bbofun
      @bbofun Před 6 lety +4

      Nope. Only one study has shown any suggestion of tadpoles becoming hermaphroditic (not the same thing as trans at all) and those results have never been reproduced, suggesting the initial study may have been tainted.

    • @ryanrajesh3242
      @ryanrajesh3242 Před 6 lety

      Shredder McScumbag my favorite quote

    • @charlesforestier2530
      @charlesforestier2530 Před 6 lety

      I didn't really know about that guy but he's really a good salesman !

  • @shadowpawn
    @shadowpawn Před rokem +6

    I could watch this a billion times.

    • @ykMMD
      @ykMMD Před rokem

      Same hahahaha

  • @vickilawrence7207
    @vickilawrence7207 Před 10 měsíci +6

    John!? You are an absolute treasure! You're unique, hilarious, brilliant, etc. Need I say more?! Please keep doing what you're doing!

  • @joemomma3648
    @joemomma3648 Před 6 lety +855

    For the record: Don't buy Alex Jone's product ironically. He still gets money regardless of your intent.

  • @thedoctorisin5141
    @thedoctorisin5141 Před 4 lety +2089

    Woah, woah, woah. Hey now, chief. The Church of Satan wants nothing to do with this creep.

    • @__radon__7656
      @__radon__7656 Před 4 lety +107

      The Satanic Temple doesn't either

    • @tgmwright
      @tgmwright Před 4 lety +7

      It's spelled "whoa"

    • @calladeem240
      @calladeem240 Před 4 lety +86

      @@tgmwright Not according to Satan, apparently.

    • @mumzly1
      @mumzly1 Před 4 lety +49

      @@calladeem240 well thankfully real satanists know that the devil is a fairy tale.

    • @audramcdonaldapologist3676
      @audramcdonaldapologist3676 Před 4 lety +9

      _ _Radon_ _ So does the Satanic mosque 😂

  • @nicholas6438
    @nicholas6438 Před rokem +7

    I love how your show doesn’t even have ads on CZcams

  • @nobody-wk6ej
    @nobody-wk6ej Před rokem +11

    This aged like fine $49 million-dollar silk.

  • @jasondelvaux3036
    @jasondelvaux3036 Před 6 lety +168

    Comets & Blueberries... kick-ass band name.

    • @Maxuras
      @Maxuras Před 6 lety +6

      Oh God, Comets, not Comics, that makes (slightly) more sense. I was really puzzled, how a dietary product can be found in comics.

    • @Muongoing.97c
      @Muongoing.97c Před 6 lety +2

      I would listen to that band, or at least check them out. I also heard comics when Jones said it and not comets. I didn't question it because eating comic books seems like the a crazy action he would endorse.

    • @jaypee8371
      @jaypee8371 Před 6 lety +1

      "I didn't question it ..."
      Apparently neither did his followers.
      Nutrients in comics? Ok
      Nutrients in comets? No wayyyyyyy!!!!!!

  • @spencerraney4979
    @spencerraney4979 Před 4 lety +2035

    As a Texan I have to call him out on an act of sacrilege: nothing is better than Blue Bell Chocolate Ice Cream, especially not some bullshit protein mix.

    • @toast1012
      @toast1012 Před 4 lety +17

      nah blue bell is shit whack ass wal mart ice cream look up ANYTHING from wisconsin bruh, git gud(ice cream) :P

    • @professorspf
      @professorspf Před 4 lety +5

      I'll keep that in mind when I visit

    • @toast1012
      @toast1012 Před 4 lety +4

      Its cheap because it like breyers. All sugar. No real ice cream.

    • @leaderofstars8774
      @leaderofstars8774 Před 4 lety +36

      @@toast1012 you try coming down here and say that, ham slice

    • @vail51
      @vail51 Před 4 lety +17

      Amen. I found Blue bell when I was living in NC and I completely agree, best chocolate ice cream out there. I don't think that hint of salt is from ground up chicken bones either.

  • @kaydivision
    @kaydivision Před rokem +17

    One of the few times I rewatch a Last Week Tonight because I'm feeling good and want to feel even better. Here's to hoping Tucker Carlson's next

    • @vishwasshankar3929
      @vishwasshankar3929 Před rokem

      He has already done a segment on tucker!

    • @kaydivision
      @kaydivision Před rokem +2

      @@vishwasshankar3929 I meant the downfall of Tucker Carlson, perhaps hopefully worse than Alex Jones's

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 Před 10 měsíci +1

      See you soon, TC was fired from Fox not long ago.

  • @Shrud.mp3
    @Shrud.mp3 Před rokem +6

    "current Russian ambassador to the united states, Donald Trump" LOL

  • @mikaeldume
    @mikaeldume Před 6 lety +379

    "Want people to speak to them and touch them inside" Lol

  • @rosethorne9155
    @rosethorne9155 Před 3 lety +545

    "Better than Ovaltine," he says.
    And almost gags after one sip. 😂😂😂

  • @creativeandfunnyname3744

    "FUND US! Give me the energy, and I will attack the enemy!"

  • @crazyamericanredhead
    @crazyamericanredhead Před rokem +40

    What is so disturbing is how many people believe him. His trial didn’t come fast enough in my opinion. Unfortunately, there’s still far too many people that believe he is being unfairly prosecuted.

    • @geoffreyharris5931
      @geoffreyharris5931 Před rokem

      Listening to and taking advice from Alex Jones is like getting guidance from a homeless begging street crazy with a cardboard sign and a dirty sleeping bag. The conservatards are exceptionally stupid and gullible as well being moral idiots with stone age beliefs (ideas).

  • @Rude_i_Wredne
    @Rude_i_Wredne Před 4 lety +408

    I was like "Who is this guy? I'm not american, I don't know shit about your celebrities, why am I watching it?

    • @tylerethier7844
      @tylerethier7844 Před 4 lety +22

      @pepe luvsyou really hope your either joking or really gullible because he is literally one of the worst american "journalists" ever to live.

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 Před 4 lety +8

      @pepe luvsyou Uhh...he wasn't the only one who knew about Epstein beforehand. A lot of people suspected. And even if he was right about 1 thing that doesn't mean he's right about anything else.

    • @sancheziumfluoride4227
      @sancheziumfluoride4227 Před 4 lety +2

      research atrazine and decide for yourself.

    • @fultonbrown9251
      @fultonbrown9251 Před 4 lety +2

      www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/10957-pesticide-turns-male-frogs-females.html

    • @crocuslament9680
      @crocuslament9680 Před 4 lety +5

      @@fultonbrown9251 Please fact check yourself on the difference between gender and sexuality.

  • @FeelGoodeIncMusic
    @FeelGoodeIncMusic Před 6 lety +134

    "The first thing you should know about The Alex Jones Show is nothing"
    Accurate

  • @theWinterWalker
    @theWinterWalker Před rokem +6

    This aged perfectly

  • @welldoitlive8769
    @welldoitlive8769 Před 6 lety +2457

    Whether you like him or not, he is a great meme

    • @henryabbott484
      @henryabbott484 Před 6 lety +53

      We'll Do It Live! True

    • @DoctorSoupp
      @DoctorSoupp Před 6 lety +32

      We'll Do It Live! Can't argue with that

    • @phnexOice
      @phnexOice Před 6 lety +115

      I prefer memes that don't spread dangerous propaganda

    • @royshantzis3321
      @royshantzis3321 Před 6 lety +55

      you've gotta remember, for a lot of us he's a meme, for a good part of the US he's literally the gospel

    • @user-dc5ti1is1s
      @user-dc5ti1is1s Před 6 lety +14

      I love the world right now, the world is alive with the sound of dank memes.

  • @habere
    @habere Před 4 lety +699

    "I honestly did not know that you could imply your competition kills people."
    -Thomas Edison describing his marketing campaign for direct current

    • @mcswashbuckler3833
      @mcswashbuckler3833 Před 4 lety +23

      I had actually forgotten about how Edison campaigned against alternating current. It’s almost sad that everyone just remembered the horrors of the electric chair that Thomas Edison produced, completely missing the point of the demonstration

    • @ds1402
      @ds1402 Před 4 lety +14

      Fried elephant, anyone?

    • @ds1402
      @ds1402 Před 4 lety +5

      @@mcswashbuckler3833 www.wired.com/2008/01/dayintech-0104/ What a dick

    • @jenm9099
      @jenm9099 Před 4 lety +4

      Poor Topsy.

    • @LordGadwin
      @LordGadwin Před 4 lety +1

      you watch too much Bobs Burgers...

  • @motherwar_87
    @motherwar_87 Před rokem +3

    11:20 "I do research all the time!" 😂😂😂

  • @michaelishihara5871
    @michaelishihara5871 Před rokem +1

    "This stuff is only found in comets. And in trace amounts in blueberries." always gets me lol like what?

  • @Homemadegameguru
    @Homemadegameguru Před 6 lety +957

    It's like Krusty eating his own Krusty Burger

    • @kayleigh1991
      @kayleigh1991 Před 6 lety +21

      I thought the exact same thing lol

    • @zucchinipotato
      @zucchinipotato Před 6 lety +31

      God, I've been trying to find a comparison, that one is perfect.

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 Před 6 lety +26

      Try Alex's new chocolate chicken juice, "mmmmm, I don't mind the taste"

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 Před 6 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/bKh_OV_wqqA/video.html

    • @barbedwings
      @barbedwings Před 6 lety +1

      *cough* "Pay the kid!"

  • @awesomechrisdude123
    @awesomechrisdude123 Před 5 lety +1915

    Let’s all take a moment to remember the fact that John Oliver did a fortnite dance on CZcams Rewind.

    • @beastrule
      @beastrule Před 5 lety +13

      GMFreeman why?

    • @YahwehJesus777
      @YahwehJesus777 Před 5 lety +72

      Cringe

    • @puddingcupnation1496
      @puddingcupnation1496 Před 5 lety +157

      That basically proved that he's part of the conspiracy

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 5 lety +129

      @@puddingcupnation1496 The only Conspiracy he's apart of is........ The Olson Twins just being one person.

    • @iski4317
      @iski4317 Před 5 lety

      ugh...

  • @chromicapop4595
    @chromicapop4595 Před 27 dny +4

    the fact that jones was legally allowed to sell quackery to the public by the quarter without any consequences publicly is an oxymoron

  • @ANDREV
    @ANDREV Před rokem +15

    I love that the statistics show that all of us go back to see alex drinking his disgusting bone broth over and over

  • @kimia1664
    @kimia1664 Před 5 lety +250

    12:10 can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that they actually designed a logo for “The University of Falling Off a Surf Board”? 😂

  • @Mrbuttboi
    @Mrbuttboi Před 3 lety +755

    I’m surprised Jones didn’t demand pictures of Spider-Man from us. “HE’S A MENACE DAMN IT!!!!”

    • @carltontheduke2571
      @carltontheduke2571 Před 3 lety +46

      But at least J Jonah Jameson cares about New York.

    • @blm1256
      @blm1256 Před 3 lety +2

      Have you seen this clip of Alex Jones giving Joe the BIG ENCHILADA?! czcams.com/video/KYhJ-mroJoA/video.html 😂

    • @aidenneally9778
      @aidenneally9778 Před 3 lety +13

      JJJ actually cares about New York and Belives Spidy is a genuine menace

    • @MoogieTheCow
      @MoogieTheCow Před 3 lety +3

      Underrated comment

    • @ReinhartSchneider
      @ReinhartSchneider Před 2 lety +2

      haha good one xD

  • @nicolebramlitt176
    @nicolebramlitt176 Před rokem +47

    This is a great video, undercut slightly by the table cloth someone let John Oliver wear in lieu of a shirt

    • @psyclops973
      @psyclops973 Před rokem +3

      He was just trying to dress like a satanist

  • @jimough2441
    @jimough2441 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Jones has to have televangelist in his background.

  • @obamagaming3802
    @obamagaming3802 Před 4 lety +323

    When i heard "assault wipes" i thought it was chloroform

  • @69isinnocent12
    @69isinnocent12 Před 4 lety +806

    John is definitely gonna make at least 1 joke about the new “I will eat my neighbors ass” clip next episode.

    • @ngythe1king
      @ngythe1king Před 4 lety +15

      69 is innocent he did lol watch his newest video

    • @pecopete3
      @pecopete3 Před 4 lety +1

      2017 episode dude

    • @Alex-fm4lt
      @Alex-fm4lt Před 4 lety +4

      He has... Multiple times actually. And it's glorious

    • @EliteGeeks
      @EliteGeeks Před 4 lety +5

      right at the start of the video he mentions it czcams.com/video/7rl4c-jr7g0/video.html

    • @BiffChunksteak
      @BiffChunksteak Před 3 lety +2

      Finally he'll have some use for that stockpile of taint wipe.

  • @shipoopeeeeeeeee
    @shipoopeeeeeeeee Před rokem +5

    PLEASE do a part 2!!!

  • @f.andersen3824
    @f.andersen3824 Před rokem +4

    Now it is payback time, mr. Jones. 😆

  • @wildironprincess
    @wildironprincess Před 6 lety +259

    Thank you for releasing this to international viewers.

    • @jefframos
      @jefframos Před 6 lety +5

      wildironprincess
      🙌!!!I think they are calculating numbers and, for sure, making a little money😏. International viewers are very big audience... And yeah thanks HBO for releasing for us 🎉🎊🎉

    • @jessicacollins4042
      @jessicacollins4042 Před 6 lety +9

      wildironprincess yeah I'm sick of not being able to watch after videos are uploaded to be told its not available in my country

    • @dlo111
      @dlo111 Před 6 lety +1

      Yes, finally! And the Nuclear waste episode. It's been too long with the re-runs.

    • @bd9267
      @bd9267 Před 6 lety +1

      Too bad John Oliver is utterly irrelevant on an international scale.

    • @ianw8479
      @ianw8479 Před 6 lety +8

      top wow man I thought a lot of people were defending Alex jones then I realize it's literally just you in every single comment thread

  • @Steets
    @Steets Před 5 lety +1978

    Who's watching this after Alex Jones had all of his social media accounts terminated?

    • @eliyafethsoto1309
      @eliyafethsoto1309 Před 5 lety +21

      Steets WHOOH BOY

    • @coreylineberry8557
      @coreylineberry8557 Před 5 lety +35

      Bye Bye, you twatting cancer on society.

    • @geoffman6597
      @geoffman6597 Před 5 lety +53

      Clint Eastwood you are a disgrace to clint eastwood. Change your profile image and name. This is a direct attack on free speech.

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 Před 5 lety +120

      Geoffman Lol nah. If someone gets banned for breaking the rules of their platform, that isn’t anything to do with free speech. You can legally say whatever the fuck you want, but you aren’t protected from consequences. If he’d been arrested for the things he’s said, I’d be right there with you. But no, he violated the rules and TOS on all of the platforms he was banned from.

    • @Nanocrafters
      @Nanocrafters Před 5 lety +63

      Geoffman
      He can say whatever he wants but he has to follow the same rules as everyone else on the site, why should he get preferential treatment?

  • @aresinamorta
    @aresinamorta Před měsícem +2

    "beer is bacteria" im dead 😂

  • @leonavis
    @leonavis Před rokem +4

    I think an update is in order

    • @juho5282
      @juho5282 Před rokem

      Last episode contained an update but it wasn't the main story.

  • @UnbornHeretic
    @UnbornHeretic Před 6 lety +165

    Just saying that he can sell his house to run the studio another 3-4 months is him admitting he has a 15 million dollar house.

    • @nricz
      @nricz Před 6 lety

      Unborn Heretic fu

    • @nricz
      @nricz Před 6 lety

      Unborn Heretic ww

    • @zachc349
      @zachc349 Před 6 lety +2

      mumbling - Well at least your username is fairly accurate. Did you sit on your phone by accident, and it responded to this YT comment?

    • @nricz
      @nricz Před 6 lety +3

      I don’t remember making these comments xD

    • @crazyproductions123
      @crazyproductions123 Před 6 lety

      All rich people must be evil! k

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove Před 4 lety +424

    The reason Jones wants you to "crush the snakes under your feet" is because it'll produce the snake oil that he sells on his show.

    • @smoothcat1556
      @smoothcat1556 Před 4 lety +5

      You want your oil fresh right???

    • @jakefarronmerlin7963
      @jakefarronmerlin7963 Před 2 lety

      I bet you haven't tried one supplement. The nascent iodine normalised my thyroid. Snake oil doesn't do that.

  • @allisonk.1327
    @allisonk.1327 Před rokem +6

    Pure gold!!! Especially knowing all of the lawsuits that are crippling him financially, views, etc.! I think he is finally going to get his comeuppance!!

  • @naughtypixie13
    @naughtypixie13 Před rokem +3

    Please do an update episode!! This aged SO well!!

  • @corcoos
    @corcoos Před 6 lety +923

    It's sad that Alex Jones is famous enough to be on John Oliver.

    • @Christuserloeser
      @Christuserloeser Před 6 lety +20

      I would have never seen that coming all those years ago.

    • @jerrylong381
      @jerrylong381 Před 6 lety +57

      PietreADI
      And here I thought he was just another huckster making millions selling confirmation bias and accessories to the gullible right.

    • @andrewmakesthings
      @andrewmakesthings Před 6 lety +7

      PietreADI ofc it is mate, ofc it is

    • @Rancoroth419
      @Rancoroth419 Před 6 lety +3

      Its sad that John Oliver is famous enough to be on John Oliver lol. If they classify Alex Jones as Media...that legitimizes his show more then anything. IT also legitimizes John Oliver as Media because hes reporting about it to his watchers/listeners. When did Comedians become the Media? Was it when Politicians became Celebrities like Obama? Or was it when Journalists became Opinion Hosts, and started reporting on Political Opinions rather then actual researched and factual News? Who determines what is News and what is not anymore? It used to be, that anything out of the ordinary, and News Worthy was reported on, impartially, and with equal and adequate emphasis...no more. The gist was to take from it what you will, however, IF you can't get REAL impartial information to base that opinion on, then any opinion you form will undoubtedly be influenced by what source you use as the base of your thoughts on it. That's common sense, something that is also in short supply in todays Media driven world. That said, it's your personal responsibility to FILTER what Media you consume, how much you take from it and absorb into your personal rhetoric and opinions on Real Events. Any host harboring an Opinion is playing partisan politics...recognize this. Why else would they be so willing to pick at politicians and other opinion hosts? Its Left vs. Right, Right vs. Left hiding behind Comedy and Insults. Its garbage. Period.

    • @ruikirisame1744
      @ruikirisame1744 Před 6 lety +1

      he's a walking meme. that's why he's famous

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 Před 3 lety +587

    Alex Jones: "They believe the Ancients were so much healthier."
    The Ancients: "Our maximum lifespan is 20 years."

    • @slyfoxmedia3272
      @slyfoxmedia3272 Před 3 lety +2

      You chat shit

    • @Socalfishingkids
      @Socalfishingkids Před 3 lety +45

      That was just a average. You have to count infants dying at birth. It brings the number down quite a bit.

    • @mikotomisaka8714
      @mikotomisaka8714 Před 3 lety +5

      @kissmyass Google lol, look everyone, another person who specifically hangs around John Oliver or another channel that doesn't agree with him/her so they can troll other people's comments.

    • @Socalfishingkids
      @Socalfishingkids Před 3 lety +2

      @kissmyass Google That is the most out of place comment ive had yet to read lol

    • @Socalfishingkids
      @Socalfishingkids Před 3 lety

      @kissmyass Google and not really wrong either mothers died giving birth and so did their child if you looked it up. Infant mortality brought down the life expectancy statistics a lot. you think people were living only up to their 20s back then, really you dont know your history.

  • @boRegah
    @boRegah Před 2 měsíci +3

    Tactical Assault Wipes would be a great name for a band

  • @VoidDragon82
    @VoidDragon82 Před rokem +3

    John Oliver and team... please can you do a special update on this?

  • @Len124
    @Len124 Před 5 lety +166

    "I do research all the time." Sounds legit.