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Disclaimer: the whale was already dead and they decided to use dynamite because they believed it would make it easier for birds to pick off the pieces of flesh and clean it up. They were wrong in every possible way.
Trinidadian here, thanks for the shout out. Love your work been subscribed for a while.
Imagine using that in a war, just drop a dead whale in the middle of a city and watch the chaos unfold
@@SomeoneSomehow pleaseeee
Also in trinidad like wait was that me i heard
The same story with 0:47. The whale was already dead and the best way to get rid of it was to blow it up.
Interesting how all the "cute" animals, are aggressive, and pretty much worthless when it comes to parenting, yet the crocodile, one of the most vicious creatures we try to avoid, seems to be the best parent there is when it comes to the wild
*aligator
Well at least Koalas are pretty good. Dumb as hell, but still good parents.
Also orangutans are greet moms
orcas are good moms
Maybe them being aggressive to us is directly tied to how good of parents they are lmao
In a geology class, I had a professor explain how terrestrial dinosaurs could have ended up as fossils at the bottom of a body of water. He described the process as “the bloat and float” followed by “the pop and drop”.
He then showed us a video of a whale exploding.
Good times.
Enter the Young Earth Creationists to tell you it was the Noah's Ark flood that fossilised the dinosaurs. 😂
if anyone's wondering, this is also likely how we got that one really famous armored dinosaur "mummy" that goes around every few months. it likely bobbed upside-down into the ocean (its stomach was far less plated/armored, so path of least resistance for expanding gas), then popped and sank down, burying it upside down in the sediment, where it was quickly covered and fossilized, leaving us with an absolutely stunningly preserved head and back!
Who says school is boring?
This guy is a perfect mix of intellect, whit, hard truth, and comic relief. Try to mix those and most people would mess up.
“Nobody got hurt but Im pretty sure therapists made a killing that year.” This dude is a wordsmith.
ikr
Tbh if I were there I would need therapy for 5 years
How tf did i get likes i just repeated what the main comment said take back your likes and give them to Joey Poppyseed
Ikr. I don’t usually care for this stuff but he was able to make me sit here for nearly 10 minutes by how he words things lol.
Oooo
If I were there I was just going to tell it to everyone, and also feel disgusted
But I don't think I would care that much to make me need therapy-
"male female, doesnt matter they all got it bad and thats called equality"
this had me laughing my ass off
True EQUALITEH!
God bless you 🙏
Jesus Christ is the only way the truth and the life
Yes
@@feleciawoollery8521 Morgan Freeman is the only true god there was, is and ever will be.
8:28 Sadly that's true. Same thing happened in Turkey's massive earthquake on 6th February. A rescue dog from Mexico died because of depression, depression of finding so many dead bodies under the rubble... it was a hard time for us. Rest easy, Proteo. You were a hero.
Thank you for sharing that.
Calling a Basking Shark a "Kirby Guppy" made my day.
This man's ability to pronounce the scientific names of these creatures is one of the most satisfying things ever
And he does a better job than my school
My dude over here probably studied latin
@@cody9801 someone tell me what this is
@@lizardsrus549 I’m willing to sacrifice myself here so I’ll be back and I’ll tell you if I get rickrolled
Edit: no f***ing clue
@@Bakedbeams maybe he’s like me who read a whole as encyclopedia at seven :)
The dogs not finding living bodies and then them getting actually depressed makes me super sad. im glad they at least made them feel better
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@@cody9801 shut
Yes, those poor pups. 😢
Wholesome facts right there
yeah
This young man should have much more subscribers. He is not only intelligent but comical which keeps one's attention more times than not. New subscriber here young man. Keep up the great work. You're going places. The sky's the limit. Glad I'm here for your journey.
You are right - he is hilarious - but you have to listen carefully because he gives the facts and the humorous comments in the same tone and cadence - you better be listening or you miss it .
The stream of rapid-fire facts and deadpan commentary is so great. “Nothing makes sense about this duck-rabbit… This is what happens when you leak a rough draft.” 😂
🤣🤣 loved this description!!🇦🇺
Even in the animal kingdoms, the “villains” are better parents than the “heroes” seriously Crocs have my full respect now
Alligators not crocodiles
@@ninjaked1265 also crocs
@@ninjaked1265 what's the diff?🤔
@@dsjgfxxkhrx4050 pretty much alligators are biggest,crocs kinda mid size and caiman smallest for their type of species
and besides size difference there is really just minor different details
@@erai2092 certain species of Crocs actually get the biggest.
"Elephants don't actually think you're cute and if that was what was getting you out of the bed in the morning go back to sleep." Aight good night y'all.
Good night then :(
I think you're cute and although I'm not an elephant I have something elephant sized that agrees with me
@@m16fermy You got Filariasis bro?
@@chxnkimi no just an extremely large heart ❤️
@m16fermy oh- I thought of something else-... And yes im dirty minded.
This guy taught me more about animals than school ever did in 9 Minutes
Me too (without the #)😅😂
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I don’t know why but the t pose on the anteater had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂 at the same time I’m also scared of them 😅😅😅
“Don’t ask me why they did that. The 70s were a weird time.” 😂
Nah, they were great
This time is a weird time, and it’s only going downhill from here.
Funny thing is a bystander said they used too much TNT (when they were setting the TNT up) since iirc he used to be a miner and it was his car that got flattened.
@@knightlypoleaxe2501 ohh bummer
"We don't talk about the dark ages"
"Not even Hiroshima got roasted as hard as he did" bruh that fucking sent me
Me too
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@@cody9801 quit you spam donghead
Sent you where?
The amount of knowledge this man has about animals is just insane and really just general knowledge is very impressive!
Being someone who is a big animal lover, I find your channel truly entertaining! Not only do you have such great, lesser known facts that are so interesting, your humour is also brilliant! Keep going!
Someone: **Chasing an anteater**
The ant anteater:
*"STAY AWAY I HAVE CLAWS"*
**T - Poses**
*Halo theme plays*
*asserts dominance*
@Anti-Horny Policeman that dog is kinda....
*THICC*
*Middle school boys*
*T-poses* ◕ ◡ ◕
Edit: Also when I saw it T-pose I was actually amused lmao
“The T-posing... yeah that’s a threat”
We know, what else would it be other than a show of dominance and violence
Maybe, it wants a hug... duuuhhhh
it's......... nearly gave me heartbeats
T
Yea you can tell by togas T poses lol
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This guy is a gift - I am getting knowledge and laughs at the same . I love him .
I heard about and learned of the whales exploding over 10 yrs ago, but it's still an endlessly facinating subject. Thanks ks for covering it.
Moral of the story?
Cute and “harmless” animals = evil
Animals that seem dangerous = good
I wouldn’t use good and evil in the animal kingdom.
It’s all survival. No malicious intent.
Predators usually don’t have to worry about being fucking chomped to death, so they actually have time to take care of their kids, whilst prey have to worry about not becoming food.
So, zootopia was a huge load of crap because apparently "prey" animals are more creatively aggressive and terrible than the supposed "evil" predators could hope to be in any given amount of time.
Basically dangerous ones have pride
@@anaoamal8792, so no one can use good and evil for humans.
Except dogs
I agree with people. You need your own show! People will pay money!!!
Yes
Ayyyy alteori im a big fan!
Ok
Love your vids Alteori!
Well, howdy there, where'd you come from, Alteori?
Dude you are accurate,informative, and hilarious all at the same time. A good channel.
This is exactly why I’m more fascinated in space than oceans 😅 I mean- space could be pretty scary but the sea is much scarier to me…
“They can even survive out of space cause why the fuck not”
Best quote 10/10 change my mind
I wish we humans have the same abilities as water bears 😕
@@thecrimsonfuckr9959 no shit then we would be the dominant species of the universe and not the earth anymore
@@jaslikeart yeah man
@@jaslikeart Whoa there buster we have to still consider that we are incredibly stupid and cocky so we would either die or just make everything worse
@@cloudjelly97 we always make things worse.
Rescue dogs getting depressed to the point that people were burying themselfs to make the dogs feel better got me sadder that what i would like to admit...
@@darkpen that's literally what he said tho lmao
Shit hits even harder after you’ve watched a documentary on 9/11.
People had to get therapy and shit for all they saw for pulling out so many dead bodies for hearing the tapping and all that and getting their just barely too late... But they could talk to others and have enough of developed brains to know and rationalize how it wasnt their fault despite feeling hella guilty over it.
Now take a dog whos whole life is save ppl and every person they find its like theyre just a little too late over and over and over.... Its like sucking at the one thing ur supposed to be good at.
Imagine being a handler having to convince ur dog that its okay we'll get the next one without the dog understanding a damn thing ur saying...
Thats the saddest thing ever.
@@sweettea4245 shit hits even harder realizing that it was allowed to happen. They wanted it to.
I felt happy and sad. Sad they had to do it, but happy the dogs felt better and they considered their feelings.
After listening to the video for a couple minutes i realized i kept watching not because of all the crazy nature facts but just to see if i could understanding his words despite his out of control speed and lack of ponctuations. And if you can that is truly f...amazing!
Just loving your videos so much. My whole family too. My husband already knew about your videos when I tried showing him your videos. Keep it up, young man!
Nature found another way to get some idiots.
Whale bomb.
- Lures idiots
- Blasts idiots away
- Gets the last laugh
😂🤣 bro, U R A GENIUS!!!
north korea better start using whale nukes if they really wanna scare the real sht outta people
btw nice conan pfp 😳
@@kuroko990 yea
@@kuroko990 then N.K will sooner or later be the reason whales are gonna go extinct
_whale bomb_
"Elephants don't actually think you're cute"
Damn. That hit harder than the bus did on Regina George.
Fr😭
I really wanna know the source to this, because I CAN'T ACCEPT THE TRUTH!
i am now heartbroken 😔
This reminds me of a video I watched on a gore site where an elephant kills a man and just lifts up his body like a rag doll
Fr
This is one of the best channels ever. Seriously, the knowledge in combination with the fast pace, creative, comic writing and imagery is on point. Educational and entertaining; good work.
Boy your writing is sharp witty and always on point. You’re amazing. Keep doing this.
"How mad ya gotta be to f*ck a rhino" this killed me lmao
"Nobody got hurt but I'm sure therapist made a killing that year"
This guy knows how to say the punchline accurately
😂
A killing, no one died. I just got it.
Facts 😂😂😂
I don’t get it
@@Sweetvictory1 lot of people got traumatized, making therapists get a lot of profit from them.
Bro I love your narration of nature related topics. You do your research very well and deliver accurate information in a very hilarious way. Thanks for the content!
Who else wants him to get his own netflix nature show when we can travel again and see him go see some of the animals he talks about? Call it *Hood in the Nature*
i would love to see him on netflix, i would always watch him and have an excuse to watch tv , like most of the time
I feel like the name Nature in the Hood would be better
@@RazmikZ I dunno, I feel that way round implies that you're bringing the nature to him rather than him going out into nature, but I see where you're coming from on a roll off the tongue way
"The Hood is in nature" maybe
Leave the title up to the TV execs but I’m in!
Who knew a very dangerous alligator cares for its children better than most of the cutest animals
More than most humans anymore too.... :/
*kinda* dangerous. i mean, fried alligator is a delicacy in louisiana.
@@dane1382 and florda
because cute animals suck, and dangerous animals dont. maybe next time we should think of alligators as cute
Rabbits: nervously sweats*
I stumbled upon your channel not that long ago. And you are absolutely awesome at what you do. Props to you babe. Keep doing what you're doing.
Dude!! 😂 You are comedy gold! Your lines just cracked me up! A well deserved SUBSCRIBE button pressing coming right up! 😆🔥😭
I love how there was a graphic warning for a cut on someone's arm but not for whale's guts exploding lol
tbf it just looks like hot stinky garbage but you have a point
Yeah man, i thought it will be something like someone's stomach cut open, but nope its a cut on someone's arm
I-
@@atharputra538 same
I think theres some truth to it though. I watched the whale guts go flying without a second thought, but the cut was not pleasant to look at.
That fun little fact about alligators and their young, along with the dogs having expressive eyebrows and the 911 rescuers was pretty wholesome (the act of 911 isn't tho)
I agree but.... sometimes the mothers will swallow their babies if they can't all fit in her mouth... so yeah 😅 it ain't 100% wholesome
@@pharuhs remember the one that couldn't get out of its egg? Na either do its siblings😭😂
wdym took thevwhole building and then some
ah i laughed and then cried all in the same clip . 911 bit was awful
I'm going through such a hard time right now and you have no idea how grateful I am for your special kind of humor
I'm sorry that you've been having a difficult go lately. I hope things have gotten better for you, though. If you ever want to talk, I'm here for you ❤
Also, I really like your username 😊
I dig your channel. Totally subscribing. Thank you again 🙌 keep at it 👏
That dog bit was both the cutest and the saddest thing. Poor puppers probably felt like they were failing cause they only found dead people. I'm glad their handlers would cheer them up though.
Nah more like they were losing interest because they weren’t getting to do their job. It’s more Frustration than sadness:
@@Kurogumo
There is little difference, though
"All they found were dead corpses." Let's just be happy they didn't find any live corpses.
It's been 26 years and my corpse is still alive, shambling between the bathroom, bedroom and kitchen.
@@protojager how is your corpse?
@@joel62361 one appendix lighter
yay
#MurderedToDeath
I just found this channel a few days ago & it’s already becoming a fast favorite of mine! Thanks for all the insight!
"Because nothing makes sense about this duck rabbit" LOL! I absolutely love this channel.
worst kind of mother.
*child dies*
Mother: "Eh, I can always make another."
@DeeDoubleU THINK MARK THINK!
To be fair in the animal kingdom it makes sense.
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@Wiinter Plays the difference is not just Morales. We have a sense of self. That sense of self can exceed instincts. The animals instincts is that losing a baby is better than losing: a baby, the mother, and the potential future generations that come after.
@@cody9801 ok now i know your a bot
Hood Nature: "What did we learn today?"
Me: *Whales drop a live bomb when dead*
It's like the Martyrdom Perk from COD
@@excerpt1257 i was just about to say that lmao
Martyrdom: drop a live grenade when killed.
Now I'm wondering who forgot to give wailord the aftermath ability.
KNOWLEDGE is the FOUNDATION of all UNDERSTANDING!!!
LOVE YOUR MENTAL ENERGY AND CHANNEL!!!
Very educational. 💕
There is so much crap on the internet... I am happy I ran across you. Thankyou dear.
I would love to be an alligator baby having a LOVING mother that protects no matter what
even cold blooded gators have a heart
Well, good luck for a couple of years trying to survive from other animals because alligator baby have a low chance of being a adult
@@Dante-Moonwalk meh humans have it just as bad. I could either get shot in the streets or be a cool baby alligator for a few days I'd rather go out as the ladder
You ok, bruh?
@FoxLimbs idk about most countries. The privileged ones maybe
So... Basically, everything that looks terrifying is harmless, and everything that looks fine is your worst nightmare, as a general rule with animals?
Basically😥
More like "Everything is out to kill you unless directly stated otherwise"
i mean we humans look fine but really we have more body count than any animal on this planet lol
@@dianastillwell3456 yes... Also, individually, maybe not, but as a whole, definetly, yes
Just assume it will kill you unless proven otherwise, also don't show fear because if an animal senses it then you might as well take the L when the animal has a head start.
That shit was like Em Garde!! I challenge you to a duel 😂😂😂
Just discovered this channel. My new FAVOURITE and I'm hooked!
Person in heaven: so how’d you die
Other person: whale guts
Heaven, funny...
LOL
*“pog shark”*
As a 50 year old Gen x nature nerd, I'm constantly depressed at the inaccuracies spread by most of these channels. The effort put into your research is beyond admirable, being young and hilarious is just bonus. You could literally do this shtick in a comedy club and rock it.
I second this (as a 32yo). I'd buy tickets every year. And I live in germany.
@@jasminglaiter5863 I third this as a 18 year old
@Percilott I fifth this as a fetus still in the womb
I'll be fifty in June, a lifelong lover of the natural world, and I love the Casual Geographic series :)
@@jamal_johnson I sixth this. Anyways, gotta go, I am on my way to the deep coochie
This kid Made An Old Head Love Geography...Go Lil Bro!!! I love your content 💜Taught me more than my formal education about Geography...I pray you prosper exponentially ✊🏾🔥
All on 1 breath !
My son and I love this show , thanks for your works
“They don’t really think you’re cute, and if this was the only thing getting you out of the bed in the morning. Go back to sleep.”
Damn I guess I have to stay asleep forever
Rip
There's a difference between wild and tamed elephants who bonded deeply with their human caretakers tho. Of course in wild humans are nothing but a threat because humans are in fact a threat to elephants.
@@user-kt6yx7ox7z threat or thread? I guess both, because they can snap us like a thread
@@vbgvbg1133 I did an oopsie lol but yeah I guess we can be both things simultaneously.
He said getting you out of bed so you could probably stay up in bed
"The assassin bug"
"most people have never heard of it"
Yep, that checks out.
It’s too sneaky
I knew.....and I've seen them sucking bugs dry.........its terrifying
First time seeing your post. Love it. Had to like, comment and subscribe. Well done ❤
Being born as an alligator is probably one amazing support you will probably ever receive, ngl
God creating waterbears:
G: so remember that bear i made
A: uh yes?
G: make it super small. like, microscopic.
A: okay...
G: and make it immortal
A: what??!
G: lol ikr
Also god: they'll also have a lifespan of like 3 months...2 years tops, and they have no real way to survive against an actual organism slighty bigger than them due to the fact their only defense is a glorified NBC suit.
I also watched a video of a water bear giving birth, sadly the mother did not survive birth. Really surprised me how something as sturdy as a water bear still suffers from maternal death in order to give life.
God:also make them weak to anything that matters
Whose A?
@@seechao angel? 🤷♀️
"Nobody got hurt but im sure therapists made a killing that year." LMAO this is why i love these series, you are really funny and honestly make my day with these!! Thanks man!
Fr Fax > printer
I love and appreciate your videos. They are entertaining and very informative!! Keep ‘em coming!!!
Bro, you out in hella work for your videos. Respect 🫡
The conclusion I came to from this video was that I rather be reborn as a alligator. Your mother and siblings actually love you and riding her head will be cool (also dangerous but cool).
And you're probably gonna get clapped by hippos
@@childeater272 Probably. But as long I know to stay out of their territory I should be cool. Then again those homicidal water horses don't care about territory.
@@bigjayjay2x597 Well, no, because, that is in fact all that they care about. Protecting their territory by any means is code number one. They kill at least 100 people a year from them seeing hippos flick their ears and then getting too close. Remember, if you see a grouping of hippos in the water there’s a severe chance there’s the largest hippo in the group directly under your boat about to destroy your whole world.
@@KPITGangsta Never said they don't care territory (well not in the way that don't care about protecting it). But more so that it doesn't matter if you're in their territory or not. Hippos will still be willing to take you out if you're simpling too close. That's how most animals are due to the lack of trust outside their species which makes sense. It just if you're find yourself near one you are probably near or in their territory. But even outside that they're still dangerous.
Hippos don't compete with gators, You don't get hippos in america, they live in africa with crocodiles. Also the mortality rate of baby crocs and gators is awful, I think it's less than 10% survival. But if you make it to like 3 years old you got a chance. Trust me, come back as a domestic cat and rule the world.
What's even cuter about crocodilians is that the Asian Caymans have kindergartens. The mothers drop off their babies with a single female and she takes care of them throughout the day. It's adorable seeing like 50 babies ride her back.
I saw this in a documentary on National Geographic. Very intelligent animals.
That's adorable
Thats so cute
They are evolving
@@Fighter_Enthusiast79 they're one of the closest relatives to dinosaurs. I think they couldn't care less about evolving. 😁
@@TheJollyJokerDancer say that to the birds
I love your videos, your personality is on point. Keep up the good work 🙂
The information is great. The comedic timing is priceless😂😂
“Freshwater snails have parasites that cau-“
*pauses video and looks to the 100 snails in my fish tank
Don't eat them, eat their slime or put them in your mouth. You will be ok.
@A_29 - And it's glorious! Snail mucin is still so underrated, by oh my god, it's amazing.
@@sluttymctits4496 eww ya nasty!
@@Ahn-mu3db - Have you tried it? If not, you should. It's not pure snail mucin, of course, it's skincare with mucin in it. Don't be so quick to shut down something so incredible because of ignorance.
I don't know why that other person deleted their comment, but it really makes mine seem weird. I was backing up what they said. But really, give it a try and you may love it!
_oh my god 😂oh no_
"Nobody got hurt, but I'm sure therapists made a killing that year"
Yeah, no kidding 😰
Your walking down the street and in a matter of seconds you look over too a whale on a truck? 😳 and then it blows UP, your covered in blood and chunky intestines....yeah I'd simply PASS AWAY ☠️
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@𝕏 𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙿 𝕏 YEAH dude that's what I'm saying like...The amount of professional help someone would need, to feel okay after that?? 😬😳
@PurpleKnight737 🏳️🌈kekurukuart
“Yeet their babies in the name of sexual frustration.” 😂😂😂
yeet the child 🤏👶🏀
"Dont ask me why the fuck they did that, 70s were a weird time"
I mean yeah your right lmao
The whale in question was already dead. They were going to try to move it but decided TNT would destroy all of it. They were wrong. That fuck up helped learn some things though so at least it wasn't all for nothing
@@obsidianfrost9514 oof
@@foxesica8943 shit be wild
@@obsidianfrost9514 did you know that an army veteran of the vietnam war actually came to their town to tell them that the idea was stupid? Lol
@@darklex5150 I remember an expert telling them no but not all the details
The 70s were wild
Wow that was very informative
Thank you for sharing knowledge
You went straight to the point with your report
I had to hit subscribe after a minute or less
Thanks 👍🏾❤️🥰
This man has so many ways of saying you're dead and I'm here for it.
Basking Shark seems kinda cute once you explain it, dude is just basking in the sun, eating little plankton and being all curious about divers
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Yeah, most sharks are actually really chill lol
You are fucking dumb.
@@xeroxolly ?????? Sir are you ok
@@xeroxolly wait nvm looking at your recent comments you’re obviously a troll trying to get a rise. Get a life and seek therapy if your insecurity is this bad lmao.
1:17
"They eat nothing but plankton, so they're zero threat unless you work at the Chum Bucket and have a computer for a wife."
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah that seems about right 🤣🤣
Also "... The reason he looks like in a constant state of shock... " Never thought of it that way 🤣🤣
Hilarious! 😂
Wow thank you for posting man, 👏 👏 👏 👏 I had no idea about any of these informative subject. Thanks for posting. I learned so much. Lowkey I hate octopus 🐙 they are so scary & creepy.
Damn some effed up facts... great job 👍🏾
So... Is there a reason for why the Assassin bug bites people and craps in their wounds? Or did nature just decide to make them absolute jerks for no reason?
I think they do it cause they think we're food
they dont deliberately poop in the bite, there's just a chance that they poop nearby and the parasites are easy to spread into the wound if you scratch or rub it. they bite people for the same reason a mosquito does.
@@catboyedgeworth2469 Ah I see, that makes more sense. The video wasn't really clear about that :P
@@catboyedgeworth2469 they're still bastards but most animals don't have moral codes and nobody is enforcing such things.
Aka, nature is Hella cruel!
@@vincent_hall thats what i mean, nature isn't cruel, cruel things happen in nature but nature is neutral, its just the process by which things continue their existence over the millennia. just wash your face & dont scratch the bite.
"Not even Hiroshima got roasted as hard as he did"
"The only way to get pregnant is to survive 50 shades of ferret"
Elephants are basically sexual predators ngl
dude you're better than comedian without even trying xD
The "50 Shades of Ferret" was where I lost it.
You act like he's freestyling in this vid... lol he's reading the info 🤣😂
He is funny, but he IS trying, this shit is prepared to be funny lmao
@@lagimaster prepared or not, you have to admit that he has talent.
@@petkofuchalski9809 oh he does, I never implied the opposite
You're hilarious! You are my favorite dude on the internet right now! 😅
"They stay up at night thinking about what went wrong".
That made my day.
You're hilarious and provide actually interesting information. I love your content so much. So glad I found you.
People: "Why don't you like elephants? They're so beautiful and majestic!"
Me: "NOTHING THIS MAN SAID IS NEWS TO ME. THAT IS WHY."
I thought I knew it all until I saw the part where they rape rhinos…. Damn and the fact it may be linked to stress from humans is just… damn
@person person how bout monke?
Yeah seriously, elephants are terrifying.
Me: "AND DONT FORGET THE MALES ARE VERY SEXUAL"
I mean, I still like elephants.
I'm just not under the delusion they would be my friends if we crossed in the wild.
Imagine having this written on your gravestone
“A brave man/woman who died from getting suffocated by whale insides that exploded when being opened”
Absolutely brilliant young man! Awesome! Thanks for sharing.✅♥️💯
"Don't ask me why ... they did that, the 70's were a weird time." 😆
Came across your video.
That comment, along with how you present things, I'm going to need to subscribe.
"either that or squidward popped a mean one and hit the ninth dimension" is my favorite line from this video.
Mine is "Unless you work in the Chum Bucket and have a Computer for a wife."
lol, same, especially because it’s my abortion type of squid
I MEANT FAVORITE NOT ABORTION- HAHSHSHSHSHHSHS
"Not even Hiroshima got roasted harder than that squid"
Thats the only joke i did not get. Please explain mate.
It wasn't a dying whale, it was a dead whale that they couldn't get off the beach. They tried dynamite to blow it up in the hopes that the pieces that remained would be small enough to clean up and that the gulls would deal with the mess that remained (they assume it would be a ton of little bite sized bits). Instead it just launched huge chunks and left a beach covered in guts and a dead whale that still couldn't be moved. The gulls wouldn't eat it either.
exactly, they scared the birds off with that huge ass explosion lmao
Or maybe what was used for the dynamite poisoned the remains.
Or also maybe not. Maybe even seagulls wouldn’t eat something that went and exploded like that in front of them that one time.
Heck, not even the gulls said "Mine" to that mess.
@@jaschabull2365 lol fr
This guy lol 😂😂😂😂😂 he’s too funny with his humor!!!!!
Omg, why am I just now finding this channel?? I already can't wait till sun to binge watch them all lol
"You look like a C- arts and crafts project" Now that is a rare insult.
Underrated
I love how he puts the gore warning on the anteater’s cuts but not the whale literally exploding launching its guts everywhere