Ruining Your Favorite Animals part 2
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Bonus lion fact: A lot of people have realized Simba and Nala are related because lion prides are family units, but most animals don't give half a shit about incest so it's actually extremely realistic for them to become mates
That's what I said!
Makes sense as there suppose to be Royalty to
@@thewildcardperson I don't think every royalty does what the Habsburgs do.
@@Valigarmanda Technically Egypt is in Africa... So it's kind-of a stretch but yeah.
@@ivyinkwell1754 Not technically, it is in Africa.
"cheetahs don't know how to be cats" so they're the pandas of felines
koalas are screaming
@@owu9227 koalas are the panda of existence, I don’t even know why they exist
@@sunsetsilliest They exist because eucalyptus is so poisonous and poor in nutrients that nobody else wants to eat it, giving them no competition for food. And all the Australian predators are either landbound, not very fast, or too small to take on a full grown koala.
@@sunsetsilliest why did i read that in his voice 😀
@@jumpinthecadilac8388 because he's actually already said this in another video
"why do you KNOW that" ah yes my favorite kind of animal facts to have on hand. I remember making one of my coworkers SO upset by mentioning that squirrels have such a low terminal velocity that it's essentially nonexistent. They kept saying "that can't be true" "I'm gonna Google it" and then about 10 minutes later I just heard them go "NO WAY." Got a giggle out of me. Love your facts so much, because even when they're ones I know you always present things in such a fun way.
I also like that a ton of these are just terrible terrible things that we know because of animal husbandry. The agricultural revolution was a mistake.
ants cant take fall damage
I cannot overstate how much I adore this young man's brilliant content. He NEEDS his own tv show. WE need him to have his own tv show.
Nah, he's better off being his own boss on CZcams, doing his content as he wants, without the interference of a bunch of stuffy television executives
the fact that people think they're pulling up on sea monsters only for it to be a whale's love noodle that is just really offensive and we really got memed.
But it's fucking hilarious. Either way it's still scary to look at.
I’m confused
I get it no one was trying to see that and especially if your a sailor always talking about how great it is to live on the open seas and have adventures the last thing your gona say or wanna remember is oh ya a saw a whales ding a ling so that happened or that they saw it and it's absurdly large like too large to think that it exists on an animal so totally understand but also you can't unsee it ↁ_ↁↁ_ↁↁ_ↁ
@Ja'dias Mckenzie youtube friendly whatchu mean xD
@Ja'dias Mckenzie xD
"How can u survive a nuclear bomb but get merked by your neighbors" that's just the plot of fallout.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
I mean survive a whole ass nuclear winter be clapped by some random vault dweller with a pair of brass knuckles
How to survive a nuclear, get smaller and have simple cells with high reproduction rate, hunger, and thirst.
merc'd*
@@thebarkingsnail murked also works
I believe i may know the story behind the 8 minute fact:
A farmer once was feeding his pigs and suffered a heart attack, falling unconcious
Police where called by his brother cause the farmer went to feed his pigs and didnt return, the brother went to see why he hadnt returned yet and hu... the scene would make the worst horror scene of any movie look like beta minecraft in comparison
I know this video came out years ago but here in canada there was a serial killer robert pickton and its believed that he fed his victims to the pigs. some pretty messed up stuff
I feel less bad about eating bacon now
@@CrowQuarkFuck sakes, of course his name is Pickton.
You didn’t know? They will go through bone like BUTTAH
“Send this to your friend and let them deal with it too “ that part .😂😂😂😂😂😂
The reason we know how long it takes a pig to eat a human corpse is because we have pig farms. Thats a dangerous place to slip and fall during feeding time.... Also, a lot of murderers use pigs to dispose of bodies. Its common knowledge where im from.
Edit: I should clarify that the farm info is common knowledge, not the murder thing, I just watch a lot of crime shows.
bruh.
Thanks???
Never trust a pig farmer.
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Where you from?
at this point even the FBI is scared of this man's search history
Lol
Yep, glowies are panicing from this man
Underrated comment lol
No I'm not
@@fbi8237 dude i cant stop weezing
4:39 Fun fact, the first time I saw a timber wolf in person, I was surprised by how much _smaller_ it was than I expected. I grew up around _very_ large dogs, so I was expecting something closer to 200 lbs than 100. Also, their fur is a _lot_ coarser than it looks, you go in expecting the consistency of husky fur but it's more like human hair. Like, _dry_ human hair. Even my hair is softer than wolf fur.
Baby sat one when we had a hurricane in Texas! She was glorious! Mainly nothing but long legs!
Yeah, I always expect Wolfs and lions and such to BE bigger too
I agree, the fact that we know that an elephant's "fun trunk" can lay out a fully grown man is way too specific to just be something that was witnessed.
When it comes to nature this guy is the embodiment of the "and I took that personally" meme
Since no one else was gonna do it I will *ahem* lol
Only when someone decides to step to him.
traumatic wild life fact: *exists*
this guy: allow us to introduce ourselves
Damn that was alot to process 😂like tf hahaha
"No matter how fast I run, I cannot run from the pain"
- Some cheetah
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Some cheater
“The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness”
14 year old cheetah's
@@paperclip6377 r/im14andthisisdeep
My next door neighbor had a wolf dog hybrid....she was skittish around EVERYONE she didn't see on the regular. Beautiful dog. I miss those neighbors. Elara would be out with the full moon signing the song of her ancestors lol. It was beautiful to hear!
"I didnt smell bacon. But she god fried" had me laughing for ages 🤣
This guy has the funniest terms for dying:
“Turned into past tensed”
“Names taken off the census”
“Get recalled like a bad toy”
Send your jaw to Jerusalem
Air drops you in the heaven gates
"closest access to gods wifi"
"put on a shirt"
"made into a hashtag"
“Put in gods recently deleted folder”
"Might as well stop praying cause whoever you're praying to, well you're gonna meet em pretty soon"
“Cheetahs are very inbred”
“They have a weak immune system”
*cough cough* who would’ve known?
It's almost like... there is some correlation between animals that are inbred... and animals that have serious issues.
were you coughing on a cheetah?
@@sceaid *cough cough* maybe...
@@livesinbin5830 Look dude considering the point you're making here the fact that you are writing *cough cough* at the start of every sentence gives off a *very peculiar* impression
@ Laffing Gas
But I did it once :C
Am I not allowed to cough?
I just adore you! Your terminology has me rolling!!! Keep it up. You bring giggles to the masses!!!
This man deserves more from us for having to learn some of these facts....
You didn't ruin cheetahs, you made me realize I connect to them on a spiritual level
He did you idiot
Are you inbred ?
@@barad8284 why would you say that
Soooo… your inbred??
@@barad8284 spiritual. Not physical. As in, they get clapped at everything except for having anxiety, not that they're massively inbred.
“Lions have manes. Tigers have stripes, Cheetahs have mental health issues.”
*”Dang, maybe I am a cheetah.”*
Sometimes cheetahs get moral support dogs.
@@Raptorkid4444 oh we really are cheetahs
We are all cheetahs on this sad day.
if you're inbred aswell then maybe :/
I'm definitely a cheetah, then.
I think your blunt tone when telling disturbing animal facts is the key to your success bc it always gets me rolling with laughter. Like you aren't even affected by the craziness of nature anymore.
That statistic about pigs is actually for a different reason then you'd think but it's just as dark. The fact is if your in a pig farm the first rule is to never ever fall down in the pig enclosure with pigs inside.... They will not hesitate to try and eat you alive
I've raised pigs; just entering the enclosure will have them nipping to see if you are food or not. They will eat literally anything slow enough to catch, and they can be impressively fast when motivated.
This explains SOOOOOOOO much about that first scene in The Wizard of Oz ……… I always wondered why they all were literally freaking TF out about her falling in and I was just thinking it was like some kind of overdramatic reaction like all women must be saved from even muddy pig sties because they are weak little delicate precious things and it’s the farm gentlemen knights in shining armor to the rescue type idea lolololol 🤷🏻♀️🥴🤦🏻♀️🌈🐖
where i live there are feral pigs everywhere, they havnt tried to attack ppl, cuz our trash is tastier to them and they memorize the times and places ppl dispose of garbage, why eat a person when u can eat the dude's trash every day
so most ppl leave em alone, and they return the favor
some trash cans are reinforced, but pigs are crazy smart, and figure out ways to open the trash cans, its like a game for em
ur legally not allowed to hunt em as well, but city officials have been neutering them on-site to keep them from overpopulating
just keep ur pets at home, cuz they will eat smaller dogs, it happened only 3 times tho, cuz ppl ae careful
edit: as for me, i have a magazine-fed crossbow, cuz even tho hunting them is illegal w/o paperwork, if one attacks u or ur dog, ur allowed to retaliate
i did have some bacon a while ago after one has decided to try and attack my dog while i walked him, my aim is good enough to hit the bastard in the head while he's charging, and why waste a perfectly edible pig, he's already dead, and it wasnt a painful death, it hit him straight through the brain, cuz i didnt wanna needlessly hurt him
“Wolves Will adopt and raise the kids of their fallen pack.”
Awe.
“That was a lie, they abort every single one.”
Oh...
😔😔 the redemption arc failed-
Good ol' ethnic cleansing
666'th like [:
But it was different for mowgli
“They had us in the first half not gonna lie”
I'd like to add context for two facts about the wolves.
One: they will only resort to cannibalism in times of extreme starvation.
Two: the reason wolves in Yellowstone kill each other is because Yellowstone said "fuck it", threw a bunch of strangers together, and expected it to go well. In the wild, packs are exclusively families.
The rest of it though, yeah. Wolves are fucked
Do they have problems with inbreeding then or only mate with other packs?
@@lawrencescales9864 males who aren't the dad leave the pack at a certain age to court females from other packs
Wolves have hard lives. People make their lives even harder.
@@nettewilson853 we make all animals lives even harder. As for any species that once felt left out, we fixed that with climate change. Now we can make species extinct before we even know they exist 👏
@@LunarEleven yep. Humanity sucks.
I love this dude! His phrasing, manner of description & analogies is almost Chappelle level funny 🤣😂😂🤣
'I really wish TeirZoo would take a look at these guys (waterbears) to see if he put them in the lowest teir'
He absolutely did
Random girl: I wish I could be a pig
Random guy :You got the looks go for it
Oooh that’s a good one
When he said that I died
The man choose to murder in the first degree that day
Be careful what you wish for and publicly put online thought this was obvious but apparently not
Jn your hundredth like 👍
The pigs eating corpses thing comes from Gettysburg. Union soldiers witnessed pigs from local abandoned farms eating bodies and apparently timed a few.
Holy shit...
I mean, sure, but also, corpse farms are a thing. Like, people will donate their bodies to science, and many forensic scientists will put bodies in varying conditions to study decomposition rate, damages, etc. So feeding one to a pig/wild boar wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility.
Pretty sure watching dead soldiers get eaten was tame in comparison to whatever shit they saw before that.
Also, look up Robert Pickton. 49 accused, 6 convicted
Oh okay. That makes sense
ROTFL!!!! My dude, I absolutely LOVE your videos because of your commentary! Makes my day, man. Thank you!
0:15 The inflection in your voice, It’s priceless.
The pigs eating a person in 8 mins is why in wizard of oz everyone freaked out when Dorothy fell in the pig pen.
Can't say I remember that bit lol.
Who decided to feed pigs a human
@@bengteckchua180 murderers
There was a Canadian serial killer that fed his victims to his pigs.
@@aprilrichards762 was his name brick top?
"8 minutes to eat a human" IS very specific, and the fact every source repeats that figure reminds me of the famous case of the prehistoric horse that was "about the size of a fox terrier." An evolutionary biologist noticed that multiple books described this extinct animal as "about the size of a fox terrier." He found this suspiciously specific. He traced back all the citations and they all led to one book that used the phrase "about the size of a fox terrier." Authors quoted that book, then other authors quoted those authors.
So I'm betting just a dollar that "can consume a human corpse in 8 minutes" can all eventually be traced back to one psychotic paper.
It could be from security camera footage.
To be fair, it's human fallacy to assume that 8 minutes is more specific than 5 or 10. We assume that any number ending in a 5 or 0 was rounded and is thus less accurate, but 20% of numbers end in a 5 or 0.
Well keep in mind too there is a place called "the body farm" that is for forensic scientists that studies decay rates in various circumstances so the original quote may have been "5 to 10 minutes" and then the body farm said "we can get more accurate than that" and probably used various sized groups of pigs and an assortment of corpses to find out that on average a group of pigs ( assuming no less than 10) could eat an average sized (210lb) human in 8 minutes.
Now of course thats a theory of the only legal way I can think of to get this very specific number.
@@phalenleigh There's another way. A friend of mine is an RVT (basically an animal nurse), and during her education, she had to do a rotation on her school's training farm. Day one on the farm had a safety briefing, which included the sentence, "Never fall down in the pig pen."
A student asked why. The answer?
"Farmers have had heart attacks in pig pens, and the pigs did what they do."
So all you'd need is a livestock pen with a security camera and a farmer with heart trouble.
@@onbearfeet except for it to be a scientifically accepted sentence, and not just a precautionary anecdote, they would have to have it in a quantifiable and observed form. A farmer having a heart attack in such conditions would be rescued by the observer ( hopefully lol) where as the farmer who goes down alone is eaten in an intangible amount of time because no one was there to observe.
I come from a long line of farmers, and we were always told to be careful and to never go into the pig barns alone because if you went down before feeding time you would be the food, but we were never told "in 8 minutes there will be nothing left" lol because no one at that point had quantified it by observing how long it took for x amount of pigs to devour enough bone meat and organ tissue to constitute a fully grown average adult.
2:50
This is literally why the Mafia keeps pigs.
I recently just stumbled on this channel but I'm hooked and it's brilliant!
I have been laughing so hard and I've shared with my colleagues to check you out.
Great job
In the Immortal words of Dr. Ian Malcolm: "Your scientists were so wrapped up in whether or not you could, you never stopped to think about whether or not you should."
I read the doctor's name as "Ian McCollum" and was extremely confused until I reread this comment.
Yeah that’s really accurate. WHY DO WE KNOW THE THINGS WE KNOW?!
“Just because you Ameri-can , doesn’t mean you Ameri-should.” - the insightful philosopher of our modern Queer Eye dreams, Jonathan Van Ness 💕🌈🤣🏳️🌈🇺🇸
"Tigers have strength. Lions have manes. Cheetahs have mental health issues."
I couldn't have put it any better
To be honest: these are things I was perfectly happy not knowing, I just love the way you explain things…
I can’t get past how cute he is and intelligent. That’s just so awesome. Lil chocolate genius
Ya wonder why the ocean’s so salty?
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@@justanormalinvestigator2640 Down horrendous
@@justanormalinvestigator2640 why are you like this
"That sentence feels illegal."🤣😂🤣😂
I'm done. 🤣💀
I’m 100% certain that this man can’t ruin axolotls
Gotta love your videos for one single thing and that is "I will not suffer alone"
"i wish i was a pig"
"you got the look, go for it champ"
holy shit im dead
The guy who said it woke up and chose murder that day
@@cesarsalazar8618 nah the girl who phrased those words choose suicide that day
She really set herself up
"I didn't smell bacon but she got fried."
@@AlexSDU that was the real kicker
"I didn't smell bacon, but she got fried"
I'm screaming
Bruh, that sea lion one totally got me, they should not be legal.
Your very vids are ALWAYS entertaining, always informative and always comical with your rapid-fire wit and extensive knowledge of the subject manner. I love the fact that your interest in ALL creatures great and small is so infectious and so well presented. I have literally NEVER learned so many weird and crazy facts about animals in such a fun (and ridiculous) way. Please keep the info coming! You're made me a much more informed and knowledgeable animal lover! Absolutely the BEST CHANNEL ON CZcams to learn about how strange and crazy animals actually can be. This is brain candy and THANK YOU for putting these amazing videos together for us! ☆☆☆☆☆ FIVE STARS ALL THE WAY!! 🧡🖤💛💙❤ You are second to none. 😉🙂
"Tigers have strength, lions have manes, cheetahs have mental health issues"
I shouldn't be laughing😭😭😭😭
I guess I'm a cheetah 😿
Fun fact: some cheetah breeding/preservation programs run by zoos pair them with service/therapy dogs to calm their anxiety enough they're actually able to, uh, perform.
Cheetahs also expend so much energy on a hunt that they're basically always one failure away from starvation, so yeah, I'd be an anxious mess to.
“Did someone have to get lost in the Big Mac sauce in the name of science” bro shut up 😂😂. 😆 you are everything, I can listen to your word play forever. I love your channel brotha, keep it up! Plus the music selections (Pokémon and donkey Kong) are on point!
Juss started watching your videos nd i juss gotta say i love these man
For the first one, here’s another cursed whale fact:
Whale (female part) are as big as a king sized bed and as deep as a double decker bus
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@Dami Fly
what i wonder is how many humans can fit in it
@@fnafchannel3796 horrendous thinking
@@themonki1826
Thank you
@@fnafchannel3796 “Stop it. Get some help.”
When he was talking about the whales and he said the word "willy." I'm now rethinking Free Willy.. why have you now ruined my childhood sir?
Ahhhhhhhhh jeez this cannot be unseen 🤣
I can imagine parents holding their laughter when it's released
He "free'd" his "willy"
A animal didn’t have to go into labor for god knows how long just to name it “Willy”
"Alex, we saw your willy!"
“lost in the Big Mac Sauce” killed me 😂
You are one of the funniest blokes I’ve ever heard, you are the funniest at nature documentaries by far keep it up, right up !,!
Bruh at this point you need to destroy your computer
But you can't erase the computer in your head without basically making you obsolete and i'd think man wants that functionality
Fun fact: humans have a fused chromosome right in the middle of our genes. This does nothing, except make our genes incompatible with anything that lacks this mutation.
This means that a humanzee is not naturally possible. The question of why this fused chromosome exists is an interesting question.
God knew what his children would get up to and built in a fail-safe?
@@medusastone2725 some people point to this as a piece if evidence that humanity might be an engineered species. It just doesnt make sense from a natural selection point of view.
The gods said ‘we’re gonna stop y’all right there’
@@qstionblomens6138 god hate cat-girl
@@krofgninut5984 There's a way it could have happened:-
1. Animals in general tend to have violent mating habits. And while humans were a lot more durable back then, clearly during evolution they exchanged their strength for brain capacity. It's possible people who didn't have that mutation died either during mating or due to just a generally hostile environment.
2. Maybe anything that resulted from such a ...union basically cheetah-ed themselves out of existence?
I don't know much about this (and probably went wrong somewhere with my assumptions) but these are just my thoughts.
I am convinced that these facts are the reason why casual never smiles in his videos.
I watch ur videos when I rly need a laugh and yes I send these 2 my friends
"One pandemic away from getting Thanos clapped out of existence"
Can somebody check up on the cheetahs and make sure they didn't get nerfed rq
I have a wolf-dog. She was the runt of her litter so she’s pretty small; she’s also the sassiest dog I’ve ever had or met. She’s a very good girl
She could destroy a person. She's powerful and smart
@@Doublemonk0506 perhaps but she hasn’t. She’s very gentle, she even takes her treats in a gentle/delicate way where has my other two lil dogs will bite your fingers for it
@@oliverbires5106, she probably wouldn't harm you as you are the top dog. However, if someone threatened her pack (her fam), she would maul that sucker into ribbons.
@@Doublemonk0506 she’s definitely more afraid of my father she watched him punch a hole in a door. Also she pretty old now and her hearing & sight aren’t great anymore so I doubt she’d maul a person
@@oliverbires5106 But she still sounds like a good girl nonetheless.
Normally, I just skip the adds, but there was something simply priceless about getting one of those "Kay" diamond commercials just before it got to the seal and penguin.
I love all the creative terms you use to basically describe animals‘ genitalia
Sooo many golden quotes lmao, we need this guy on animal planet and nature documentaries *ASAP* .
"Grab me that raccoon. Nono Grab me that raccoon." 😂😂😂😂
That mikecakez reference was fucking hilarious
I was looking for this comment and you did not disappoint 👏 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The horse fact comes from the fact that so many people work with horses daily and when a colt or stallion gets sexually frustrated, they tend not to care who’s around
"Cheetahs have mental health issues"
Am I a cheetah?
"I'm not suffering alone anymore" lmao
Fun fact: A house cat's wee wee has spikes on it, which is why the females scream in pain while they mate.
Have a nice day :)
Duchcuvyiy NO
Why
It would have cost you 0$ not to comment this...but you did.
No...NO...NOOOOOOO
@Scholar Keniah Williams .*traumatized**
My man is just smthn else, he just comes up with comedic and yet confusing terms, maybe he just said these terms to be a little bit child friendly but also gives a clue to people on what it meant
The man's vocabulary is honestly what impressed me the most, dude's on the next level
"Humans are horrible!"
Me watching about seals: heh nope
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well humans do kill other humans and to hide it from other humans and being put in jail with other humans they will put the dead human in a Pig pen and get rid of the evidence. Its actually poopular among killers, a few cases druged up parents who accidently killed their kids by abuse or neglect have tossed the bopdy in the pun and they eat everything including bones, for a crazy case that was on tape look up adrian jones child abuse
I mean. They DO club the seals to death for their fur or whatever it is
@BreakinGames u seem to know this a little too well lol
Otters: *Am I a joke to you*
Bro 😂 I'd love to have a friend like you around all the time is never stop laughing
“If you try to come at it with a newspaper, it’ll put your face on one”
This guy could be a rapper
I still love these animals.
Also hood nature is just too funny
You know these are just copied from someones tiktok
@@Hiimreggie how's it copied if it's the link off his Tik tok
@@blare4470 you have yo consider just cause there is credit doesn't mean its still not copied this dude is literally screen recording someones tiktok it be a real problem if he never wanted these videos on yt
@@Hiimreggie dude it's on the guys page It says it on the little Instagram image
Did he just "noni" us 😭😂
When I was young I saw lions doing the deed in the lion park. The female was gnawing on a (real) bone and the male mounted her and went for it. The lioness kept eating through the whole thing. Afterwards the male settle down Sphinx-style and stared into space. The female kept on eating.
"Big Mac sauce" 😂😂
😂
Quote of the year
“Grab me that raccoon “😭
“But sir” 😭
@@coralrose5754 “nonono, grab me that raccoon”
So far it late at night and I ruin myself just watching this, but good job man now I will tell my friends everything I know!
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should" - Ian Malcolm
"Hell has no stupidity like a clout-chaser"....this man is endlessly quoteable!
I love how often Scourge of Fleets from MTG:journey into nyx, gets used as background art in videos about the ocean is terrifying.
Just going to keep it simple, you're awesome and I love your content
Oh so that’s why I love cheetahs, just like them I too have severe anxiety, can die if I run for up to three minutes and need to pretend to be something I’m not to survive
Emm, are you ok? Do you need to talk?
Something every Canadian learns from childhood is "don't fuck with the geese or the moose" they will turn you into a statistic without hesitation or remorse
"You got the look, go for it champ" my god I'm dying
Why did I consider it to be humorous when he was talking about things that no one should know, "I'm not suffering alone anymore."
My favorite animal is the pangolin. I really hope you can't ruin these.
They’re the most trafficked mammal in the world outside of humans.
*_OUTSIDE_* of *_HUMANS._*
Think about that.
I know that. Though that's not ruining THEM. It's ruining traffickers. Which traffickers are obviously horrible so they can't really be ruined for me.
They are the reason Coronavirus jumped to humans.
@@jimmycarburator2012 that should do it
Pangolins can emit a noxious smelling chemical from glands near the anus, similar to the spray of a skunk.
“What they really see is the whale’s Free Willy”
Okay, alright, listen. I did NOT ask you to ruin one of my favourite childhood movies. It’s bad enough that the Orca in that movie was so mishandled it’s just messed up. But now you make me think of a whale’s nonsense level oversized ding dong every time I think of Free Willy. The movie. What’s wrong with you?!
Here, have another subscriber!
"Nonsense level oversized ding dong" xD
I still want to be reincarnated as an Orca, because homicide is pleasure to the most of the time.
“I feel like science is less about What We don’t know and more about we we should know.”
Ian Malcolm: This guy gets it.
For the people who have a friend(s) who loves seals, I bet some of you shared this video with them at the timestamp 3:40 when you get into a fight.
"i didnt smell bacon, but she got fried." 2:09 (where it starts) this man literally provides more funny jokes than actual professional comedians.
Yeah cheetahs are fast but if a lions behind it it still isn’t guaranteed to survive because of its trash stamina. If a lion or anything sees them and chooses violence, they have about 45 seconds to shake the pursuer or next place they are running is heaven
Somehow an absorbing others, almost immortal, indestructable pink gum intergalactical demon is the most normal thing you showed in this video.
Best thing I got in my recommendation sense 2020 good job
When my friends try to show me this man's vids, that I have already seen...
*"You're not the only one cursed with knowledge."*
I can’t look at seals without thinking about the penguin thing, god how can a cute and thic animal can be so cruel?
It’s not cruel
That happens when you are clapped by everything else, even seagulls.
Moral of the story: Cute animals are animals at the end of the day, not human babies who can do no evil. They can and will do something fucked up.
Just wait til you learn about otters.
@@nobodyanon oh god otters no, what do they do?
In Iowa, the statewide joke/ conventional wisdom is throwing a body in a hog lot is the best way to make it disappear.