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  • @rl9217
    @rl9217 Před 2 lety +10183

    Bald Eagle: (screeches while flying in front of American flag)
    Director: “Hold up, CUT! Stop the filming”
    Bald Eagle: “Is there a problem?”
    Director: “Look kid, you’re a good actor and all, and I think you’re definitely a powerful and majestic bird but the call really isn’t doing it for me. Can we get the hawk in here for a voiceover?”
    Cameraman: “He called in sick today, but we got the kookaburras voice acting for dolphins in the studio next door”
    Director: “….that could work…”

  • @Hailstormful
    @Hailstormful Před 2 lety +6354

    We call a big flock of crows a "murder"
    We really should be calling a flock of seagulls a "massacre"

  • @CuteZi
    @CuteZi Před 2 lety +3232

    Seagulls poking you in the coconut is nothing compared to what they can actually do. Yoda got LUCKY

    • @blahblah9036
      @blahblah9036 Před 2 lety +105

      I understood that reference.

    • @travisasselta9140
      @travisasselta9140 Před 2 lety +36

      @@blahblah9036 same here.

    • @FunnyFany
      @FunnyFany Před 2 lety +97

      🎵🎶 *Hmm ha, hm hm hm ha, hm hm ha, hm hm hm hm ha, hm ha, hm hm hm hm hmhm ha!* 🎶🎵

    • @sidereum-05
      @sidereum-05 Před 2 lety +87

      And then... I got hit in the neck wth a hackey sack. hM HM HM hM, wHere'd it come from?

    • @Dyundu
      @Dyundu Před 2 lety +62

      Run, run, run ‘n jump; I can be your backpack while you run . . .

  • @JoyBomber
    @JoyBomber Před rokem +563

    Fun fact about that longhorn beetle: they're not nearly as much of a threat as they used to be because woodpeckers actually LEARNEDD how to get them out of the wood. That's right, they taught themselves how to eat a new bug that burrowed its way into the bark different from our native bugs apparently, if it weren't for that amazing adaptation from our woodpeckers, they might have done so much worse

    • @angr3819
      @angr3819 Před rokem +8

      Klaus Schabb will be so jealous.

    • @deleted-something
      @deleted-something Před rokem +2

      Oh no

    • @RandomMackem0069
      @RandomMackem0069 Před rokem +43

      When the woodpecker said “fuck it, let’s do it ourselves”

    • @The_Worst_Guy_Ever
      @The_Worst_Guy_Ever Před 11 měsíci +17

      Woody’s an American hero 🫡

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott Před 6 měsíci +6

      If the woodpeckers are helping out, this problem will decline in severity over time I'd wager

  • @dryb3301
    @dryb3301 Před rokem +275

    That prolonged silence after the "they don't work btw" felt somehow personal, lmfao. ...😅😅😅

  • @vietnamesenoodle3280
    @vietnamesenoodle3280 Před 2 lety +2303

    Rhinos in wild: I will literally kill anything that moves
    Rhinos in zoos: gib pat

    • @etledgaming2321
      @etledgaming2321 Před 2 lety +184

      gib pat.
      N O W.

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru Před 2 lety +90

      Wolves versus dogs really

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru Před 2 lety +176

      @@heiseigojifan2713 When you realize sharks kill less people than cows.
      You know why? Most people are never around sharks or wolves and we all know they're dangerous.
      That's such a nothing fact

    • @techclay39
      @techclay39 Před 2 lety +30

      @@heiseigojifan2713 only one human has ever died by a wild wolf, and that was when he try to do some thing dumb. I think.

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru Před 2 lety +55

      @@heiseigojifan2713 Because I'm pointing out how much of a nothing fact your statement is.
      The vast majority of people never even SEE a wolf in real life outside of a zoo. Dogs are literally everywhere humans are found. Not to mention, people don't go starting shit with wolves like they do dogs.
      Hippos will attack anything that isn't bigger than them and some things that are. Yet dogs still kill more people than hippos. Because again, one's far more common.
      Shit, you know what basically never attacks humans and is STILL statistically one of the deadliest animals in the world? Fucking deer.

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal Před 2 lety +2536

    When you find out the animal noises you heard weren’t real: *“How many lies have I been told by the council?!”*

    • @INFM424
      @INFM424 Před 2 lety +79

      Too many

    • @MikeUman
      @MikeUman Před 2 lety +92

      It would be easier just to ask how much of what the council told you is the truth. The answer is a lot shorter.

    • @idfk6047
      @idfk6047 Před 2 lety +37

      First the animal noises, then a buncha other random government and doctor mythsss (how long it takes to digest gum, area 51, things like that) what's nextttttt

    • @james_bartholomew_benedict
      @james_bartholomew_benedict Před 2 lety +30

      *Not even the Council has the whole truth!* So who lied to the Council?

    • @notjesz6567
      @notjesz6567 Před 2 lety +8

      Hence to title of the video

  • @pattrell5257
    @pattrell5257 Před rokem +121

    This guy needs his own PBS show; he's too good!

  • @willholly1844
    @willholly1844 Před rokem +63

    No matter how many of his videos I watch I am surprised and humoured at least twice by my man's vocabulary and choice of words every video.

  • @Jester22589
    @Jester22589 Před 2 lety +2792

    “This cuttlefish is wearing glasses but its for science” is the best thing anyone has ever said

  • @rubiconprime1429
    @rubiconprime1429 Před 2 lety +2596

    I was just hoping the other day for a Casual geographic on Rhinos that went beyond “legally blind bipolar tank” and now it’s here. Thank you

    • @mongmanmarkyt2897
      @mongmanmarkyt2897 Před 2 lety +70

      That rhino having the zoomies warmed my heart just a little

    • @jeremiahbristow7609
      @jeremiahbristow7609 Před 2 lety +12

      But most of the Rhino information was already talked about!

    • @ancientmegalodon29
      @ancientmegalodon29 Před 2 lety +6

      Honestly I feel kinda bad for them if there not dangerous

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 Před 8 měsíci

      @@ancientmegalodon29- In the wild, they are dangerous.

    • @ChimpTony
      @ChimpTony Před 27 dny

      i thought you said national geographic joke joke

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
    @ARCtheCartoonMaster Před rokem +27

    Fun fact: for all the faults the movie _Birdemic_ has, one thing I have to give it credit for is the clever subversion on the “bald Eagle” sound effect used in movies. Basically, the birds you see on screen are red-tailed hawks (the birds that *actually* make that sound), but their cries are the actual annoying screech of the bald Eagle.

  • @Benassiesto
    @Benassiesto Před 3 měsíci +8

    "If you're old enough to remember this show, then god bless you" had me in tears 😂

  • @nayosadumbtrooper
    @nayosadumbtrooper Před 2 lety +6111

    The bald eagle taking credit for the red tail hawk's cry is the most America thing ever.

    • @arhamtajwar65
      @arhamtajwar65 Před 2 lety +134

      Yeah

    • @experienceedits
      @experienceedits Před 2 lety +460

      same with the sound they make
      they look all intimidating but as soon as they open their mouth they sound like a two year old

    • @MarceMarcus
      @MarceMarcus Před 2 lety +24

      No it isn’t

    • @Integritys_Sum
      @Integritys_Sum Před 2 lety +315

      @@MarceMarcus kinda is...

    • @experienceedits
      @experienceedits Před 2 lety +208

      @@MarceMarcus whatever you say pal

  • @Kleebo
    @Kleebo Před 2 lety +3635

    Fun (false)fact: Benjiman Franklin didnt want bald eagles to represent America because he saw the eagles as cowardly and belive that turkeys would be a better bird to represent the country arguring that thier recklessly aggressive behaviour would be a better to represent the strength of America.

    • @amberberry_
      @amberberry_ Před 2 lety +756

      Benjamin Franklin might've had a point

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 Před 2 lety +137

      😠The Truth Sucks.😟

    • @Kleebo
      @Kleebo Před 2 lety +408

      @JayLeeBeanz the eagles are more majestic, but have you seen what a Turkey can do to someone?

    • @Dracorex13
      @Dracorex13 Před 2 lety +473

      Specifically, Franklin was referring to the bald eagle's tendency to steal fish from the osprey, rather than catching one itself. Theft of another animal's prey is called kleptoparasitism and is very common among fish eating birds.

    • @Kleebo
      @Kleebo Před 2 lety +58

      @@Dracorex13 interesting

  • @truthtorpedo4068
    @truthtorpedo4068 Před rokem +42

    This man's parents have to be a GEM! Kid you are an ICON & A GENIUS! 💜👑💜👑💜👑💜👑💜

  • @gabrielfranklin9200
    @gabrielfranklin9200 Před rokem +5

    "Some jokes just write themselves"... So true

  • @Freight_Train
    @Freight_Train Před 2 lety +2322

    "A seagull's diet plan is anything that fits down their garbage chute of a throat"
    Classic. You're analogies are top notch.

  • @katnip266
    @katnip266 Před 2 lety +1526

    I'm more of a cat person, but i'd probably wouldn't turn down an armored puppy.

    • @AbuAli-ff8yh
      @AbuAli-ff8yh Před 2 lety +21

      but I would probably would not

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 Před 2 lety +33

      The big downsides would be cleanup and space. The smell of their feces must be pretty strong since tgey're so big and must popbout a lot.

    • @katnip266
      @katnip266 Před 2 lety +21

      😂😂 I didn't even think about the poop! But your right though. That'd probably be pretty smelly.

    • @katnip266
      @katnip266 Před 2 lety +24

      The vet bills would probably be really huge too

    • @Sarissa99
      @Sarissa99 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AbuAli-ff8yh yep

  • @chasefoster8092
    @chasefoster8092 Před rokem +17

    Honestly, it's one of my favorite channels. This channel makes me feel better when I'm bored or sick or I can't find any brain stimulation. I watch it regularly when I want to go to sleep. Sometimes i leave it playing on its own ,video after video. This is not a dig or insult. It's a legitimately good channel for great entertainment and comedy that always keeps my interest when I need help making my day better!

  • @tassjamir32
    @tassjamir32 Před rokem +15

    Bro. You need your own show on Discovery or even HBO. You're a true genius at what you do. 👊🏿👊🏿👊🏿💯💯

  • @KevinRAAMAAAGE
    @KevinRAAMAAAGE Před 2 lety +1617

    As a rabid horse girl, I can confirm.
    Rhinos are better than zebras. And honestly can't believe they're more related to donkies, because the donkies I've met just wanna back that dump truck of an ass up on you, so you'll scratch him, and the other cries at the fence at you when he doesn't get his own pile of hay, and he seems to think you can't walk without him, or go anywhere without him. He scream cries like a baby

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy Před 2 lety +78

      They're like donkeys, but if the donkey was a total cock.

    • @caseyalbright2762
      @caseyalbright2762 Před 2 lety +46

      They actually breed a certain type of donkeys to keep predators away from herd animals such as sheep cattle and alpacas.

    • @SewardWriter
      @SewardWriter Před 2 lety +23

      I love that you know this.

    • @seongjin-woo8683
      @seongjin-woo8683 Před 2 lety +4

      If yo a girl why kevin?

    • @nerysghemor5781
      @nerysghemor5781 Před 2 lety +36

      Domesticated donkeys are such underrated animals. I actually think they're a lot better than horses...smarter and friendlier. Stubborn, yes, but that comes with "smarter."

  • @ivanrenic4243
    @ivanrenic4243 Před 2 lety +1303

    "Anything that is sleeping for 3 months straight isn't waking up anymore"
    Ants: Are you challenging me, mammal?

  • @obeth9425
    @obeth9425 Před rokem +29

    After 2 hilariously educating, entertaining, and creatively thought provoking videos, you sir have flawlessly earned a lifetime subscriber. 😂👍🏾

  • @ascellaplays
    @ascellaplays Před 2 měsíci +1

    I'm in a rough spot rn, struggling through trying to quit my addictions, and let me tell you, this channel has been a godsend. I just put them on and get lost in the witty commentary and fun facts. thank you man

  • @tavarshia3122
    @tavarshia3122 Před 2 lety +307

    This guy said, "bless your soul," for watching 'Flipper' with my grandma cause it was the only entertainment she thought was child appropriate.

    • @brandonrogers6252
      @brandonrogers6252 Před 2 lety +16

      I’m not gonna lie are used to love to watch flipper lol. I used to sing the theme song and all 😂😂😂

  • @_xkriime
    @_xkriime Před 2 lety +328

    "They dont work btw"
    *STARES WITH INTENSE REGRET AND DISAPPOINTMENT*

  • @wonky_shoebox7514
    @wonky_shoebox7514 Před rokem +5

    Just seeing a cuttlefish rocking 3D glasses has made my day. He totally pulled them off too. Props right there

  • @EcoSpeeder
    @EcoSpeeder Před rokem +2

    I felt a lion roar at close range. It does something to the soul that makes one want to find mommy asap. Cannot imagine that Tiger bellow.

  • @datdankdj8264
    @datdankdj8264 Před rokem +214

    I love how angry/offended that *THEY DO NOT LIKE TO BE TOUCHED* came across, like he’s the beetle’s therapist who had to hear him come home and go “I WAS TOUCHED BY A HUMAN I HATE LIFE”

  • @christ-abel8774
    @christ-abel8774 Před 2 lety +475

    "A lion will make you defecate bricks... but a tiger will make you shit your soul."
    "The symbol of America just sounds like a seagull with laryngitis."
    I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kalaitindubokenneth1739
      @kalaitindubokenneth1739 Před rokem +5

      😊 cool ooooo

    • @AlineDreams
      @AlineDreams Před 8 měsíci +1

      A seagull after eating a chihuahua, even 😂

    • @jbbanyon9869
      @jbbanyon9869 Před měsícem

      A lions roar is louder than a tigers facts

    • @christ-abel8774
      @christ-abel8774 Před 28 dny

      @@jbbanyon9869 yeah, but the tiger's roar has lower frequency and therefore, it's more intimidating. Facts.

  • @VikingVern
    @VikingVern Před rokem +12

    Bro…found your channel by mistake but I’m sure as hell glad I did. Been binging for hours now. You got a subscriber for life here so keep the awesome videos coming!!

  • @edwardspencer3906
    @edwardspencer3906 Před 18 dny

    My Friend, YOU are an Educator of the Finest Kind! Make everything so accessible and easy to understand while being highly entertaining! What a GIFT You give those who might not have been so interested... You might be doing this for the Wildlife but You are MUCH appreciated 👍

  • @jacks1368
    @jacks1368 Před 2 lety +638

    I mean, you look at Pliny the Elder's original description of a 'Unicorn': "It has the body of a horse, the head of a stag, the feet of an elephant, the tail of a boar, and a single black horn three feet long in the middle of its forehead. Its cry is a deep bellow.". Sounds a lot like a secondhand description of a Rhino.

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 Před 2 lety +74

      Remember Leviathan and behemoth from the Bible?
      Yeah. They weren’t describing anything magical. Behemoth was the African bush elephant, and leviathan was just a really old Nile crocodile.

    • @thatkidwiththehoodie
      @thatkidwiththehoodie Před 2 lety +14

      Dude must’ve been looking at some weird-ass stags

    • @Alblaka
      @Alblaka Před 2 lety +20

      @@thatkidwiththehoodie He might have meant 'head of a stag' as in 'really, just the head, not the antlers'.

    • @thatkidwiththehoodie
      @thatkidwiththehoodie Před 2 lety +4

      @@Alblaka I know, my point still stands xD

    • @serenitymoon825
      @serenitymoon825 Před 2 lety +11

      @@juanjoyaborja.3054 So is Gustave the Nile Croc really Leviathan in disguise?

  • @TheEmployee
    @TheEmployee Před 2 lety +193

    It's kind of ironic how Steven Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob was a marine biologist. Yet he still used the non-dolphin noise for dolphins and other sea creatures in his show lol.

    • @stewy497
      @stewy497 Před 2 lety +77

      Weren't those stock noises? He probably considered the irony part of the joke in itself.

    • @thelanktheist2626
      @thelanktheist2626 Před 2 lety +28

      He probably knew and just did it for funsies.

    • @RipperCyclotron
      @RipperCyclotron Před 2 lety +61

      Well he intentionally drew Spongebob as a dish sponge rather than a sea sponge because it was funnier.

    • @Venom-rr1vg
      @Venom-rr1vg Před 2 lety +2

      @@RipperCyclotron Are sea sponges even, sentient?

    • @bonkhhfr
      @bonkhhfr Před 2 lety +13

      @@Venom-rr1vgThe answer is yes, in the same way that trees are sentient

  • @shaned7158
    @shaned7158 Před rokem

    I love how you explain so much about animals I didn't even know about or new stuff on animals I already knew about but learned something knew about them .but you do all this in a short time. Your channel is awesome

  • @alejondroketchum4716
    @alejondroketchum4716 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Okay the cuttlefish one was adorable. When I think of one wearing glasses I can’t help picturing them using a tentacle to gently straighten them if they were to slip to one side 😊

  • @matthewcrome5835
    @matthewcrome5835 Před 2 lety +579

    'Since their kids end up killing more wood than erectile dysfunction" I shouldn't be laughing this hard but *MY SIDES*

    • @alechall7082
      @alechall7082 Před 2 lety +19

      He got me with "black enough to get a pass"

    • @Texasalterr
      @Texasalterr Před 2 lety

      Nier q 9o

    • @Texasalterr
      @Texasalterr Před 2 lety

      Nier

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 Před 2 lety +4

      Bruh when I saw the beetle I instantly got nostalgia from the wild kratts episode
      Only legends remember what I’m talking about

    • @turkeyman100
      @turkeyman100 Před 2 lety +2

      @@spacetacos7574 Guess I'm a legend then.

  • @phoemix7043
    @phoemix7043 Před 2 lety +225

    I love how even when this guy finds the worst things imaginable, there’s always something worse about the very thing he’s talking about.

  • @treyclark9412
    @treyclark9412 Před rokem +7

    This man and his q-tip are educationally hilarious.

  • @abionaalli
    @abionaalli Před rokem +4

    I don't know about Tiger roars but as a kid I found Lion roars quite terrifying.
    I grew up at Obafemi Awolowo University and it had a functional zoo that had Lions.
    The zoo was a couple of miles away from the staff quarters where we lived and we frequently heard the Lions roaring. They didn't sound that far away.
    At a time there were rumours the Lions had escaped and during those times we children felt the roars were coming from a few feet away outside our room.

  • @MrMeow-vg9cb
    @MrMeow-vg9cb Před 2 lety +626

    “It’s called LYING King for a reason”
    That killed me faster than a Lion with an admantum skeleton and machete claws 😂

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 Před 2 lety +7

      STOOOOOP XD

    • @thatkidwiththehoodie
      @thatkidwiththehoodie Před 2 lety +1

      Most things would, in fairness. Machetes aren’t actually very good weapons lmao

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 Před 2 lety +2

      How could he forget Frank Welker??? A bunch of the lion ‘roars’ was just Frank rawring into a trash can for that echoy effect

    • @legend._
      @legend._ Před 2 lety

      @@thatkidwiththehoodie tell that to South London gangs

    • @thatkidwiththehoodie
      @thatkidwiththehoodie Před 2 lety

      @@legend._ I mean, it’ll do the job, make no mistake. There’s just better blades out there. Machetes are designed for cutting through dense foliage. When it comes to cutting flesh, they’re relatively inefficient.

  • @jaywilson2468
    @jaywilson2468 Před 2 lety +448

    Yo you should show everyone the Titan beetle. It makes the chirping long horn look small.

    • @Hinatachan360
      @Hinatachan360 Před 2 lety +30

      I work in a plant nursery. I saw a female titan beetle near one of the plant tables. She was dead, but she was huge. I put my hand next to her to gague her size. BTW, I could tell it was female by the pattern on her wings.

    • @cramorantisgod4533
      @cramorantisgod4533 Před 2 lety +12

      Or the Hercules Beetle with a horn and spike longer than my beak.

    • @jaywilson2468
      @jaywilson2468 Před 2 lety +24

      @JustMe I don't know about a bat but I'm willing to bet if you hit it with newspaper it'll hit you back.

    • @williamgeorge3111
      @williamgeorge3111 Před 2 lety +11

      I'm way more okay with them than the longhorn because OH GOD THE EYES ON THE LONGHORN

    • @jaywilson2468
      @jaywilson2468 Před 2 lety +3

      @@williamgeorge3111 fair enough 😂

  • @DrDomich
    @DrDomich Před rokem +3

    The reason why that makes you happy is the fact that people perceived as serious as a scientist only can be - are still only a kid playing videogames in their mom's basement underneath. It makes them as human and as relatable as an CZcams content creator

  • @lorrie9462
    @lorrie9462 Před rokem +6

    When I was a kid and learned that birds evolved from dinosaurs, I couldn't believe it but the more I learn about them and how brutally they live despite being often small and cute, the kids believable it is

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 Před 8 měsíci

      Some, such as cassowaries, have never forgotten their ancestry.

  • @dolph9913
    @dolph9913 Před 2 lety +426

    Do you know why we call the Bald Eagle the “Bald Eagle”?
    It was actually shortened from Old English “Piebald” meaning - Crowned with white.”
    Also, that’s an awesome Sublime Album.

    • @scoundrel7011
      @scoundrel7011 Před 2 lety +16

      Interesting. Didn't know that.

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 Před 2 lety +7

      Makes sooo much more sense.

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine Před 2 lety +2

      Well I think if you were to check, you would not find any hair on their heads. Same could be said for any bird I think, but still

    • @V.U.4six
      @V.U.4six Před 2 lety

      @@doughboywhine they have feathers tho

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine Před 2 lety +1

      @@V.U.4six Am I wrong though?

  • @blahorgaslisk7763
    @blahorgaslisk7763 Před 2 lety +47

    The bit about rhinos being legally blind is something I first heard about maybe forty years ago. It was in an article about a scientist who experimented with putting corrective lenses on a rhino and documenting how being able to se a lot better changed the behavior. I which I could remember more about this because as I remember it made a massive change in how the rhino interacted with other animals and people. But like I said it was probably more than forty years ago and I only read the article because it was interesting and well written. And I certainly never heard anything more about it after that. Back in the pre-internet age it was a lot more work needed to keep track of things like this.

    • @carmeltabby
      @carmeltabby Před 2 lety +7

      That's some original Dr. Dolittle shit and I think that's awesome.

  • @Jude107c
    @Jude107c Před rokem +8

    I learned more about animals in this video than 5 years of high school!

  • @RaiderBatman
    @RaiderBatman Před rokem +2

    I have no idea how this homie made it on my feed, but I am happy he did! Funny, informative, and keeps it clean. 👏👏👏

  • @wildmanhistory2738
    @wildmanhistory2738 Před 2 lety +484

    Rhinos ARE technically Unicorns... Due to literally thousands of years of mistranslation, Rhinoceros was treated more as horned hippopotamus', which basically means "horned river horse". Centuries of misinterpretation and boom you have "horned horses"

  • @SupersuMC
    @SupersuMC Před 2 lety +505

    "Let's just appreciate that some guy went through years of school and student loans just to end up getting paid to put glasses on a discount octopus."
    WORTH IT! ;D

  • @adrianomoraes5992
    @adrianomoraes5992 Před rokem +7

    "3d glasses on a discount octopus" made my day lol

  • @wellfedstarvingartist

    Bruh your entire channel makes me happy in a way I can't understand. 🙏

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 Před 2 lety +133

    As someone who got terrified by the roars of Leo the Lion from _MGM,_ let's appreciate the fact that Samuel Goldwyn and Louis Meyers have enough balls to film the roaring lion in front of camera and made it to the big screen.

  • @HandyHanderson
    @HandyHanderson Před 2 lety +190

    04:37
    That pause was *_BRILLIANT_* 😂
    Had me rolling 🤣

  • @richinoable
    @richinoable Před rokem +1

    We got red tails all over metro Denver. Sometimes you don't even see them, but their scree is iconic.

  • @AngryKidaardman1998
    @AngryKidaardman1998 Před 5 měsíci

    Ok i already knew about the tiger vs lion and eagle vs hawk sounds but as soon as you mentioned the dolphin vs kookaburra sound i officially learned something new

  • @julianhampton8799
    @julianhampton8799 Před rokem +262

    Okay you got to admit this dude is funny as hell with no laugh track 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anguirosuchus55
    @anguirosuchus55 Před 2 lety +217

    ...considering how smart dolphins are though, they can probably imitate the "fake" dolphin laugh.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 Před 2 lety +7

      Dolphin meat is delicious.
      Grille with saffron and lavender flowers. Add crushed pecans. Spiritual chakras 2 and 5 will be activated. Good for clarity of thought; eyesight. Manifestation of procreation energy.

    • @l.2620
      @l.2620 Před 2 lety +31

      @@whitealliance9540
      Random but ok

    • @darkySp
      @darkySp Před 2 lety +31

      @@whitealliance9540 Judging by this random spiritual comment, i'd say you've had a bit too much dolphin meat for your chakras

    • @jazzman7842
      @jazzman7842 Před 2 lety

      @@whitealliance9540 bruh y tf you be eatin dolphins my guy, the fuck is wrong with you.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jazzman7842 well technically speaking in the USA for many years they had canned tuna but it was really dolphin meat...
      See, the govt is smart, they force spirituality on you and you just accept it. You question me? Yet if you had to go to court tomorrow guess what it will say on the wall? Guess!!
      It will say "In God we trust".
      Yet I bring the mystery of nature and immortality, and you curse at my words? I am only on this planet for a few moments longer... Then you will see, so few of you asked my spirit the right questions.
      Amen.

  • @scottperkins5038
    @scottperkins5038 Před rokem +1

    Growing up in a British seaside town seagulls have always been monsters, once saw a feathery prick attacking a child.

  • @MrBogus213
    @MrBogus213 Před rokem +3

    I hear red tailed hawks around my area all of the time. It's such a cool sound, I understand why they use it, but they could just be honest about it lol. Red tails are truly beautiful, deadly creatures.

  • @PerfectlyImperfct
    @PerfectlyImperfct Před rokem +112

    "Their kids end up killing more wood than erectile dysfunction." bless u sir, i needed that today 🤣🤣🤣

  • @illegalmemedealer3549
    @illegalmemedealer3549 Před 2 lety +545

    Oh yeah, every Brit lives in constant fear of seagulls. Did you know there’s one specific seagull in London that figured out how to hunt pigeons by jumping them, dragging them into water and drowning them, then picking the meat off the corpses and sharing it with his mate. These things are straight up flying Lecters

    • @dylanstaats7911
      @dylanstaats7911 Před 2 lety +81

      On one hand, mildly horrifying. On the other, that's a doting husband.

    • @teddysterriertales
      @teddysterriertales Před 2 lety +1

      same in Ireland ... these demon birds will steal your tiny dog or cat and give absolutely zero fecks

    • @hexak1ll562
      @hexak1ll562 Před 2 lety +15

      They’re chill in canada

    • @legend._
      @legend._ Před 2 lety +34

      @@hexak1ll562 yeah but you have mooses and buff geese

    • @red0421
      @red0421 Před rokem

      Yep.
      I remember a group of these flying psychopaths forming a V to dive at students at school, forcing the students to drop flat on the ground, usually dropping their food which the gulls at the end of the V would grab and the group would then land, distribute the goods, eat, then repeat.
      If you didn't drop to the ground flat on your stomach? The gulls were not afraid to use force to MAKE you give up the goods.
      And yes, I am talking about the birds and not the mob, mobsters have more mercy than these terrors.
      Read a book where an island and its inhabitants were enslaved by seagulls: all I could think was "It's just a matter of _when_ this becomes reality for the UK at this point".

  • @pleaseenteraname3607
    @pleaseenteraname3607 Před rokem

    I live in Fallbrook Ca where red tailed hawks are everywhere. That screech they make gives you goosebumps and I hear it all throughout spring and summer. It’s the most America sound ever, I always scream ‘America!’ Like Will Ferrell in The Other Guys every time I hear it

  • @LokiMartin
    @LokiMartin Před 11 měsíci +1

    The rhino with the zoomies was exactly what I needed to see after struggling with my chronic pain waiting for my medicine to work.

  • @xalexanderx7342
    @xalexanderx7342 Před 2 lety +35

    When I was a kid I went to the beach and started feeding bread to the seagulls, until this big ass seagull attacked me. So I refuse to like seagulls to this day, they crap everywhere and attack children..

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah I've heard that a lot of officials encourage people to don't feed the seagulls, because it makes them more aggressive

  • @johmlemon532
    @johmlemon532 Před rokem +109

    Fun fact because the rhino-unicron thing reminded me of it: The vikings used to pay indigenous peoples for narwhal horns - then they sold the narwhal horns but marketed them as “unicorn horns.” Everybody believed them, too.

  • @DarrylECarr
    @DarrylECarr Před 7 měsíci

    I was 15 when Flipper premiered. I think you're a brilliant mix of facts and snark. Your vids make me 😅!
    Keep teaching.

  • @anastasisparastatidis5479

    "They dont work btw...." The long silence after killed me🤣🤣

  • @raintheapc
    @raintheapc Před 2 lety +122

    As soon as I heard about the lion king's actual roar, I realized my whole life is a lie...

  • @bforman1300
    @bforman1300 Před rokem +35

    My sister was a rhino keeper and you are right! They are absolute darlings! And they have peach fuzz!

    • @Kimmaline
      @Kimmaline Před rokem +6

      I would give just about ANYTHING to be able to hang out with a rhino. They are up there with my very very favorite animals--and I grew up on a farm and ran a rescue.
      Tell your sister to send some love scritches from a random weirdo on the internet. 😆

  • @bigpunchee
    @bigpunchee Před rokem

    How dare you bless me for remembering Flipper 😂 But ty at the same time man. I absolutely enjoy your work young man. (I had to)

  • @NURJMUHAMMAD19
    @NURJMUHAMMAD19 Před rokem

    I admire the research you put into these things.. very interesting

  • @paytonbaker6823
    @paytonbaker6823 Před 2 lety +62

    So Yoda was legit warning us about seagulls. They do more than poke us in the coconut.

  • @theRavensRed
    @theRavensRed Před rokem +1

    That bit about some jokes just writing themselves is absolutely brilliant. 🙌🖤🧿🖤🙌

  • @courtneybermack
    @courtneybermack Před 11 měsíci

    I love cuttlefish more than i can tell you and that experiment makes me so happy.

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios Před 2 lety +77

    One of the only movies to have an ACCURATE Eagle cry is brother bear.
    Yep.

    • @Burning_Dwarf
      @Burning_Dwarf Před rokem +3

      Yes!
      Voice acting aside, fhe sound design is really accurate in that film.
      I freakin loved it

  • @dawnmana5876
    @dawnmana5876 Před 2 lety +215

    Unicorns WERE single horned rhinos. Even in the Bible when it talks about unicorns, it talks about their might and brute strength, not how equines are typically described. Some modern translations change unicorn to "young ox" but it doesnt make as much sense in context especially since unicorn literally means ONE horn.

    • @esbirdnerd
      @esbirdnerd Před 2 lety +2

      True, but why bring the bible into it?

    • @jamesyun8444
      @jamesyun8444 Před 2 lety +52

      @@esbirdnerd to show that back then, people were really describing rhinos instead of a generic horse with a horn?

    • @tonymarselle8812
      @tonymarselle8812 Před 2 lety +11

      @@jamesyun8444, but why he gotta bring rhinos into it?

    • @SofosProject
      @SofosProject Před 2 lety +27

      @@esbirdnerd Because the Bible is one of the most well known books that has parts written thousands of years ago, so sometimes people will study older translations for info on historical stuff. It's how you get theories like the Nephilim being evidence of giants actually existing.

    • @dawnmana5876
      @dawnmana5876 Před 2 lety +18

      @@esbirdnerd because it's relevant to the topic, oh mighty cringe lord.

  • @capturethephotons2078

    My new favorite goto laugh at lunch break channel. Satire Knowledge and comedy all in one place.

  • @kafkollectif525
    @kafkollectif525 Před rokem

    This one kept getting better and better. The cuttlefish with the 3D glasses was def a great finale!

  • @ToastyNoneofyourbusiness
    @ToastyNoneofyourbusiness Před 2 lety +42

    The cuttlefish thing reminds me of the time scientists put stilts on ants to see if they counted their steps

  • @tyler-qr5jn
    @tyler-qr5jn Před 2 lety +29

    I live in the UK, and seagulls down the coast are no joke. You have to literally watch out and protect your food if they're near by because you may be going hungry and they not.

    • @bigboredthing
      @bigboredthing Před 2 lety +4

      Definitely. I live in a seaside town, and I've been had many a cone of chips 'liberated' by a gull or 3. There's never only one. They are gluttons with no moral compass and they make it everyone's problem

    • @sandyhenderson441
      @sandyhenderson441 Před 2 lety

      Do you live near Whitby? Official council signs warning about the risk of getting mugged by gulls at one time. Not been since lockdowns, so may have changed. Or have the gulls removed them?

  • @kganyamphahlele9777
    @kganyamphahlele9777 Před 9 měsíci

    New to this channel and I'm already a big fan!🙌🏽

  • @surviveunplugged
    @surviveunplugged Před rokem +2

    Thanks for the blessings young fella! I remember Flipper and Ed the talking horse. Cool channel and good work.

  • @conduit64
    @conduit64 Před 2 lety +62

    Watching a rhino have the zoomies is the dose of wholesome I didn't know I needed.

  • @dustind4694
    @dustind4694 Před 2 lety +43

    Seriously, though. Tigers make lots of sounds and one of them hits the 'evacuate your bowels and run' button on the human brain. From miles away. Also, they actually live in the jungle (sometimes) and they're burlier than lions by a lot. Not sure why they're not king.

    • @blackpowderuser373
      @blackpowderuser373 Před 2 lety +16

      Well, tigers should be the kings of the jungle. Jaguars if the jungles are in the Americas.

  • @beautyupabove4708
    @beautyupabove4708 Před rokem

    This video just came across my feed. This man is funny. I rewind this a couple of times just to laugh again.

  • @lordicarus8807
    @lordicarus8807 Před 10 měsíci

    I'm physically unable not to hit the like button to your videos! Kudos from Brazil!

  • @TimeSurfer206
    @TimeSurfer206 Před 2 lety +34

    Flipper was my childhood, and I wasn't surprised a bit, when I found this out. I was already pretty up on how they liked to lie, even at a young age.
    You, Sir, are a joy to watch and learn from.

  • @cannonfodder4376
    @cannonfodder4376 Před 2 lety +63

    Man the more I learn the more I wonder how I would have turned out if I was not lied to as much as a child.
    Not all that different to be honest though.

  • @j.cwalkes5822
    @j.cwalkes5822 Před rokem

    That's the fact💯 Happy New year to All

  • @kiss101love
    @kiss101love Před rokem

    Two videos in and I’m a subbie I didn’t know I needed this channel in my life 😂

  • @TyrannosaurusDominum
    @TyrannosaurusDominum Před 2 lety +59

    I'd read Mufasa's roar and growl was Frank Welker imitating tiger noises while holding a metal trashcan upto his face. 😂

  • @emilytinker2117
    @emilytinker2117 Před 2 lety +159

    This guy is literally where I learn shit

  • @debbieboisen6479
    @debbieboisen6479 Před rokem

    The eagles has such a nice sound. You can herd it in brother bear. I here it at work once in a while at work because there are a pair of lovers that sit in the tree really close to the place I work.

  • @julianhampton8799
    @julianhampton8799 Před rokem +1

    If you're old enough to remember this show first of all God bless you this dude is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @joshuastrittmatter4188
    @joshuastrittmatter4188 Před rokem +409

    It is honestly criminal that in pop culture, leopards are often dubbed over with cougar screams (a.k.a. sounds that leopards are physically incapable of making), and meanwhile lions are dubbed over with either tiger roars, or ACTUAL leopard roars.
    Just watch The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe for an example. Literally ALL of Aslan's roars are leopard sounds-and meanwhile what do all the leopards and cheetahs sound like?
    Take a guess...

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 Před rokem +43

      “Meow!”
      “Chirp!”
      …my cat, too. She can’t meow, she freaking chirps

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 Před rokem +37

      Honestly... The cougar scream creeps me out the most. Lion and tiger roars are definitely fear inducing, but the scream of a mountain lion just fills me with a creep factor that nothing else matches.
      Maybe it's because I live around them, idk...

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 Před rokem +20

      @@scottcantdance804 They also chirp.
      Mom was inspecting mines, heard chirping and said, “What kind of bird is that?” The mine manager looked at her, horrified. “Ma’am… that’s a mountain lion. Not a bird.” But because Mom never tried looking for the source of the chirping, the lions never tried to intimidate her or chase her away.

    • @thenewlbj
      @thenewlbj Před rokem

      cougar "roars" are menacing like the quick death

    • @thecatrizable
      @thecatrizable Před rokem

      wut

  • @lyrically6383
    @lyrically6383 Před 2 lety +24

    The rhino having zoomies was so adorable I legit grinned

  • @scoggzap
    @scoggzap Před rokem

    Dude I DIED when you made the old joke. God bless you too!

  • @jamesmoore5630
    @jamesmoore5630 Před rokem +1

    The Longhorn Beatles were in Dallas, Texas, in 1961. We had them on three cottonwood trees. They come out during the 4th of July, so we put firecrackers on them or down the borehole. They are very hard to find in any insect books.