Nature Not Being Sober for 10 minutes straight (Mndiaye_97 TikTok Compilations)

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  • Compilation of some of my most popular TikTok videos. Make sure you like, comment, subscribe, drink water and hug your mother.
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  • @bubby1235
    @bubby1235 Před 3 lety +4103

    "Because they wear the same Gang colours"
    "Sleep Paralysis demon with drip" 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @LaughingJokerProd
    @LaughingJokerProd Před 3 lety +10510

    "For a bird that claps crocodiles for fun"
    Holup, we can't just let that side without elaboration.

    • @awalkingfire2176
      @awalkingfire2176 Před 3 lety +1067

      Sometimes, nature are most beautiful when it is most mysterious.

    • @nhroo
      @nhroo Před 3 lety +662

      half croc half bird introducing the new species birc

    • @sentientchessboard595
      @sentientchessboard595 Před 3 lety +98

      @Frank Ellsworth *Bumpy* Lucas Johnson I lol

    • @theworldshallknowmycutenes1733
      @theworldshallknowmycutenes1733 Před 3 lety +176

      Me:ayo wtf I’m not going near that shit

    • @nhroo
      @nhroo Před 3 lety +41

      @Frank Ellsworth *Bumpy* Lucas Johnson I idk I haven’t watched that in a long tine

  • @TigarisRazarShark
    @TigarisRazarShark Před 2 lety +987

    As a dog groomer what he says about chihuahuas is 100% accurate. Please socialize them and no, just because their teeth are small doesn’t mean their bites don’t hurt!

    • @ineedabetterusername4803
      @ineedabetterusername4803 Před rokem +104

      Tbh if socialized Chihuahuas are little sweethearts with huge personalities. I think people forget that because they're so small, EVERYTHING is huge and potentially a threat to them.

    • @dp2677
      @dp2677 Před rokem +76

      I volunteer at animal shelter Chihuahuas are our #1 biters. There's to many people allow little dogs to act up because they are tiny & cute ... then they snap at a kid or something & get dumped at shelter.

    • @SupportMensMentalHealth
      @SupportMensMentalHealth Před rokem +63

      Grooming assistant here, the only time in the 5 years I worked I got bitten was chihuahuas, yorkies and West Highland terriers. Like he said if a big dog acted that way it would be euthanized in a heartbeat but little dogs...aww it's so cute. I have a hatred of little dogs now, give me a deerhound/greyhound sized dog any day

    • @pyro-millie5533
      @pyro-millie5533 Před rokem +27

      THIS IS TRUE OH MY GOD!!! My grandma used to have a chihuahua who grew up to be Satan’s Lapdog. Yeah I get these creatures are tiny and basically come into this world primed to be traumatized, and I really feel for that. but holy shit, it was an awful life for both the dog and anyone unfortunate enough to be anywhere near it. He was abused by the kids of a lady who worked with my grandma when he was a puppy, and then she went through a lot herself later on, so not only was he a poorly socialized chihuahua, but he was more traumatized than a typical chihuahua. He would actively try to maul anyone who tried to get close to him, even her if she wasn’t careful of his triggers. And by maul, I mean no warning nips - I mean try to bite whatever’s in sight and not let go. I’m an absolute dog lover, but I’m always hesitant around small dogs because of my experiences with thar little hellspawn. After he died of old age, she was gifted another chihuahua puppy. This one, she has carefully trained and socialized, and he’s an absolute angel. I’m still really careful around him, but he’s earned my trust.

    • @stupidmango4036
      @stupidmango4036 Před rokem

      Just don't fucking breed them into existence.

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 Před rokem +461

    Having been born in Alaska, I have seen and interacted with more than my fair share of bald eagles. Their stupid little seagull chirps never fail to absolutely crack me up.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 Před 10 měsíci +6

      Where do they fall on the goose-raven-pigeon diagram when interacting with people?

    • @jasondashney
      @jasondashney Před 9 měsíci +5

      I live in Vancouver Canada and we have so many here that some people call them sky rats. 30 years ago they were never seen at all, and now they are everywhere.

    • @givmi_more_w9251
      @givmi_more_w9251 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@jasondashney Sky rats? I'd expect they take care of actual rats, and other pests ... never heard birds of prey being pests. I live next to a church, and every summer, kestrels nest in the bell tower. They're noisy, but they seem to drive off pigeons.

    • @jasondashney
      @jasondashney Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@givmi_more_w9251 Bald eagles kick ass. It was a local photographer who told me about the sky rat thing.

  • @swapitout5728
    @swapitout5728 Před 3 lety +4852

    "Hearing that at 3 a.m will bring the hood out of Buddha" lmfao!!!! Bro I'm subbing for life lmao !!!!!!

  • @ZeldaboyOG
    @ZeldaboyOG Před 3 lety +2235

    "They have a smile that belongs in the sex offender yearbook, next to Subway Jerry."
    I laughed so hard I scared my cats.

    • @dragonbfire999
      @dragonbfire999 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes u r rit

    • @callmemako3510
      @callmemako3510 Před 3 lety +3

      Hey whats on ur pic?

    • @ZeldaboyOG
      @ZeldaboyOG Před 3 lety +8

      @@callmemako3510 My picture is of a beta Pokemon that was cut from the final version of Gen 2. This Pokemon's name is Urufuman. You can find out more about it here on CZcams or using this link pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Gold_and_Silver_Versions_cut_content

    • @callmemako3510
      @callmemako3510 Před 3 lety +8

      @@ZeldaboyOG oh thank you!! Hes very cute

    • @ZeldaboyOG
      @ZeldaboyOG Před 3 lety +8

      @@callmemako3510 thanks I appreciate it. It is one of my favorites now. Makes me sad so many cool Pokemon were cut. There are plenty of other cute ones too. Like a baby Meowth, a little bell cat, and a chinese vampire panda.

  • @itwasaliens
    @itwasaliens Před rokem +305

    " hearing that at 3:00 a.m. would bring the hood out of Buddha"
    That one actually made me laugh.

  • @MidnightDarkness666
    @MidnightDarkness666 Před 2 lety +68

    Everything you said about chihuahuas and small dogs is 100% correct. I work as a dog groomer and it's usually small dogs that are the worst. Which is why I took my Pomeranian X Minature Schnauzer everywhere and introduced her to everything. The end result is a fearless extrovert who loves people and she doesn't give a crap about things being bigger than her because she was raised alongside German Shepherds.

    • @spykethespider5070
      @spykethespider5070 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Poor babies don't get proper leadership and end up with anxiety. It makes me so sad to see people call them mean or laugh off behavior when they are obviously distressed. Good job for doing right by your small dogs.

  • @adrian4596
    @adrian4596 Před 2 lety +3669

    "this australian teddy bear has the vocal chords of satan with acid reflux on a dying honda civic"
    that shit got me

    • @pritammondal4212
      @pritammondal4212 Před 2 lety +26

      Was looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ch3rry850
      @Ch3rry850 Před 2 lety +27

      Ah, yes my amazing Australian country

    • @lilacolypse303
      @lilacolypse303 Před 2 lety +26

      @@Ch3rry850 HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?

    • @hankjwimbleton4010
      @hankjwimbleton4010 Před 2 lety +38

      @@lilacolypse303 it’s simple, beer, lots of beer… and stupidity. We’re basically a discount Florida

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 Před 2 lety +3

      My car

  • @doomslayer2930
    @doomslayer2930 Před 3 lety +6119

    If a cheetah pulls up on me and chirps, I would laugh my ass off, but then I'd get g checked by a lion because I wasn't paying attention.

  • @snowyboo_gam942
    @snowyboo_gam942 Před 2 lety +123

    I always laugh every time he says “this is why we can’t have nice things”

  • @mydogbullwinkle
    @mydogbullwinkle Před 2 lety +35

    I knew a guy who got stuck with a chihuahua after a breakup. That little dog actually ended up becoming well adjusted and well behaved after a few months with his new owner.

  • @AltairAC
    @AltairAC Před 3 lety +3661

    “They feed on the dead cuz they want no smoke with the living”

  • @AtarahTV
    @AtarahTV Před 3 lety +1533

    “The harpy trusting humans, meaning they’re easy for hunters to get and that’s why we can’t have nice things” that comment was everything 👏🏾😔😂😂😂😂

    • @josephdickson6572
      @josephdickson6572 Před 3 lety +38

      I mean elephants think humans are cute and yet humans nearly killed off every species for something as stupid as ivory.

    • @Lucid_Droid
      @Lucid_Droid Před 3 lety +4

      Bro I know right

    • @Lucid_Droid
      @Lucid_Droid Před 3 lety +3

      @@josephdickson6572 yep

    • @Lucid_Droid
      @Lucid_Droid Před 3 lety +3

      @@josephdickson6572 wait is that ur true name

    • @cardfreak0560
      @cardfreak0560 Před 3 lety +28

      @@josephdickson6572 that's a myth mate, elephants don't think we're cute, in fact they're extremely aggressive and will most likely kill us on sight if they're having a bad day. Still doesn't mean we should poach them though.

  • @ryanwood9313
    @ryanwood9313 Před rokem +25

    "Cougars aren't a threat unless its happy hour" I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @livelikedragons
    @livelikedragons Před 2 lety +138

    How does this dude not have his own show on National Geographic? He could talk about these animals in their habitat. His knowledge would fill hours. Get 'r done!!

    • @psicoh5742
      @psicoh5742 Před rokem +5

      Cuz This is Casual Geographic

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial Před rokem +5

      He’d get every other show cancelled, because they’d only start watching him.

    • @shaylatorch
      @shaylatorch Před 10 měsíci +3

      He's better off on CZcams, he can be his own boss and doesn't have to answer to television executives!

  • @Oshidorinohina
    @Oshidorinohina Před 3 lety +5200

    "If looks could kill they'd do Bundy numbers." LOL.

    • @judelagcao2090
      @judelagcao2090 Před 3 lety +56

      Damn he got me on that what i mean is I laughed so hard when he said that. ✌️✌️

    • @flowerstan5616
      @flowerstan5616 Před 3 lety +46

      I am snek
      My body long
      My length is short
      But jaw is strong
      But when it time
      To be fed
      Sadly I can’t
      Cuz I’m inbred

    • @catenjoyer76
      @catenjoyer76 Před 3 lety +1

      I don't get that one help pls

    • @Oshidorinohina
      @Oshidorinohina Před 3 lety +30

      @@catenjoyer76 Ted Bundy was a serial killer in the 70s

    • @catenjoyer76
      @catenjoyer76 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Oshidorinohina Oh

  • @izzy6033
    @izzy6033 Před 3 lety +2618

    “I am willing to bet any amount of money-
    under three dollars-“

    • @p.a.r.c1694
      @p.a.r.c1694 Před 3 lety +53

      That could be his capital at the moment, so he is a honest man.

    • @tvbnine793
      @tvbnine793 Před 3 lety +14

      Harpy Eagles were also the inspiration for Fox the Phoenix in Harry Potter

    • @satan5458
      @satan5458 Před 3 lety +8

      2.99 dollars

    • @Bobcat8188
      @Bobcat8188 Před 3 lety +3

      Crazy how he know so much yet still decided to tattoo his forehead

    • @smith2858
      @smith2858 Před 3 lety +2

      I felt that

  • @magnarcreed3801
    @magnarcreed3801 Před 2 lety +61

    I’ve had two chihuahuas and both were sweet. One died young but the other one was about 15 years old and very friendly and calm. She just wanted a lap to sit on or blanket to lay under.

    • @ndschau
      @ndschau Před rokem +9

      That means you must have raised them right. Sorry to hear they passed.

    • @magnarcreed3801
      @magnarcreed3801 Před rokem +7

      @@ndschau
      Thank you. I just helped raised the fur siblings the same way we did the bigger ones :)
      And they both had good well loved lives.

    • @stupidmango4036
      @stupidmango4036 Před rokem

      ​@@magnarcreed3801 or they sucked up to you and hid behind you, sorry you felt connected to them but that is L I T E R A L L Y what E V E R Y single fucking owner says before the owner and a poor kid gets mauled for being over 300 feet away from the Chihuahua and doing fucking nothing. I don't give a shit how they looked at you in the morning, pugs exist and almost every one is a sweetheart despite their size(and the fact that letting them live for 4 minutes should be abuse itself), I met Shi Tsu's who were safe around screaming toddlers. You literally cannot train a fucking chihuahua, it will eat up your ass to make you think it's an angel. And so you think it's a "good dog". Sorry. But I would punch any owner of one.

    • @spykethespider5070
      @spykethespider5070 Před 3 měsíci

      Great to see another good chihuahua owner. My little one loves to get cuddles when people come over. My grandma adores her. Sorry for your loss.

  • @tameikadansby9042
    @tameikadansby9042 Před 9 měsíci +10

    I love that you became interested in animals as a child and you were encouraged to learn as much about them as possible. Did you ever get to become a zookeeper or vet? Keep doing what you love and educating people about all the different creatures in the animal kingdom.

  • @elliottkendall5256
    @elliottkendall5256 Před 3 lety +4465

    "It makes them easy targets for hunters and that's why we can't have nice things " 🤣🤣

    • @evientually
      @evientually Před 3 lety +50

      The best.

    • @sabinasinchuri8623
      @sabinasinchuri8623 Před 3 lety +49

      Yea so true 😭😢😤😤🤣

    • @WILDCHILDNJ
      @WILDCHILDNJ Před 3 lety +8

      💯

    • @eggboi584
      @eggboi584 Před 3 lety +21

      that's straight up bars yo.

    • @samantha2024
      @samantha2024 Před 3 lety +67

      It's true though, people are killing them just to see them closer in nature and they're endangered. People have shot it because they wanted to know what that giant bird sitting in the same place all day was. Then they regret it because they killed such a majestic creature. 😩😩😭

  • @itiswhatitis_842
    @itiswhatitis_842 Před 3 lety +1251

    Fun fact: A cheetah sometimes makes that sound for their young, to communicate with their young to see if they are safe while they’re out hunting. The young makes that sound back. The predators who would want to eat the young hears the sound but thinks it’s a bird.

    • @ToSP.
      @ToSP. Před 2 lety +74

      Everybody gansta till the lion says: mmm some birb would be delicious

    • @1920pyt
      @1920pyt Před 2 lety +11

      I was gonna say that thank you for saving me some time lol. 🙏🦋💙🦋

    • @madmouse1016
      @madmouse1016 Před 2 lety +11

      And then they're also the only big cats that can purr XD

    • @Nella_nova
      @Nella_nova Před 2 lety +5

      Cheetahs are wild cats

    • @ToSP.
      @ToSP. Před 2 lety +8

      @@Nella_nova yep. Since they aren’t in the panthera genus with all the other big cats, they aren’t big cats

  • @darlafetterman3598
    @darlafetterman3598 Před 2 lety +35

    "The vocal chords if Satan with acid reflux and a dying Honda civic" is the absolute BEST description of anything I've heard in a long ass time! 🤣😂

  • @nonofyb
    @nonofyb Před 2 lety +259

    FUN FACT: the cyclops legends actually comes from people back in the day finding elephant skulls and trying to find an explanation.
    A lot of mythical creatures actually have their origins in animal or even dinosaur skeletons.

    • @starpeep5769
      @starpeep5769 Před rokem +3

      Wow!

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- Před rokem +4

      I've read that gryphs were inpired by triceratops skull.

    • @Emmett_Br0wn
      @Emmett_Br0wn Před rokem

      Huh

    • @Xalerdane
      @Xalerdane Před rokem

      Yep. Some Greek saw an elephant skull without context and came to the conclusion that it was from a giant with a single eye in the middle of its face.

    • @sandyhenderson441
      @sandyhenderson441 Před 8 měsíci

      Or the cyclops entered myth/legend because people actually saw one.
      Not every fetus grows normally and there is a birth defect named cyclopia.
      Today this occurs in one baby per 100,000, so it would have been seen in earlier populations. These babies don't survive long, but would have been talked about and remembered.
      And if you want a scary thing, one that actually happened is scarier than an imagined one.

  • @ThatGuyUpThere
    @ThatGuyUpThere Před 2 lety +2935

    *Massive Stork that eats crocodiles exists*
    Human: *bows head*
    Stork: fren

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel Před 2 lety +188

      Have you heard the noises they make?
      Yup, God was having a lot of fun making this animal.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Před 2 lety +164

      Fren :>
      @@Burn_Angel
      Shoebills legit sound like suppressive fire or a Saturday night in rural Kentucky.

    • @miith
      @miith Před 2 lety +61

      His exact phrase was a war veteran's PTSD

    • @ferdinand12390
      @ferdinand12390 Před 2 lety +83

      i want to befriend a machinegun stork

    • @ThatGuyUpThere
      @ThatGuyUpThere Před 2 lety +38

      @@ferdinand12390 we all do.

  • @justaprickdoingprickthings8135

    Lol him saying "I will bet any amount of money. 'Quietly' under 3 dollars" has me dead.

  • @Thedarkside379
    @Thedarkside379 Před rokem +151

    Thank you for putting spider warnings up. I have severe atachnophobia and close up images of spiders can give me a panic attack. I really do find your stuff interesting, and that warning means I have time to look away while you explain your stuff. Thank you!

    • @__D-B__
      @__D-B__ Před rokem +18

      There's a huge spider under your bed

    • @monstaface5760
      @monstaface5760 Před rokem +6

      @@__D-B__ BRUH

    • @Kaleii08
      @Kaleii08 Před rokem +9

      Right bedroom wall corner

    • @Villey
      @Villey Před rokem +2

      Me with a fear of tentacles forcing myself to suffer thru videos cause of the lack of warnings:💀

    • @reeld2527
      @reeld2527 Před rokem +3

      @@__D-B__ Man you ain't right lol

  • @hibouowll7468
    @hibouowll7468 Před 2 lety +28

    Some days, you give me nightmare. Some days, you make them wholesome. Some day, it's 50/50, some... 90/10.I never know what to expect. This is so exciting!!!!

  • @vesuvius115
    @vesuvius115 Před 3 lety +751

    The Koala bit KILLED ME. LMAO
    Also god damn. "It fits them to be America's national bird because they look intimidating till they open their mouth, then you realize they're a mess inside."

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard Před 3 lety +77

      Fun fact, Benjamin Franklin wanted turkeys to be the national bird instead, because they were known to attack random British soldiers who tried to raid farmhouses. Apparently, he even made pamphlets on why bald eagles suck to try and get people to vote for turkeys instead

    • @vesuvius115
      @vesuvius115 Před 3 lety +30

      @@Amy_the_Lizard Oh wow, that's actually interesting. I'm more of the prehistory type of guy, hence why literally part of my name is Direwolf, the extinct prehistoric canine from North America. However, I love history too. The fact that turkeys had the balls to attack soldiers is hilarious, but then again they probably didn't fear man considering we hadn't been in America for too long.

    • @JustaDislikeButton
      @JustaDislikeButton Před 3 lety +23

      @@vesuvius115 the bastards still don't fear man

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 Před 3 lety +3

      He got dem bars

    • @Only_kelpy
      @Only_kelpy Před 3 lety +5

      As an American, that's accurate.

  • @javinweathersby5240
    @javinweathersby5240 Před 3 lety +4304

    I love how he gives us warnings for volume and spiders

    • @ceoofracism9625
      @ceoofracism9625 Před 3 lety +55

      But why give a warning for spiders? Are they that actually terifying for people?

    • @Venez-tr8th
      @Venez-tr8th Před 3 lety +383

      @@ceoofracism9625 arachnophobia is one of the most common fears.

    • @marcblack960
      @marcblack960 Před 3 lety +207

      I have arachnofobia, and literally can't sleep or stop looking everywhere if i see one. Its not really scary, its just instincts panicking and going crazy

    • @korokseed1619
      @korokseed1619 Před 3 lety +37

      @@ceoofracism9625 Do you know what Arachnophobia is?

    • @ceoofracism9625
      @ceoofracism9625 Před 3 lety +30

      I know what arachnophobia is, I just dont understand why among all animals spiders are that horrifying. I cant sleep, eat or stay in a place if I see a cockroach but I can tolerate seeing them on a game or a video.

  • @puffshrxm
    @puffshrxm Před 2 lety +8

    i love the spider warnings, as someone w arachnophobia it’s hard to research random facts without ppl throwing spiders in my face without warning

  • @TheMightyBattleSquid
    @TheMightyBattleSquid Před 2 lety +11

    I was more scared of the prolonged spider warning than I was of the spider that got shown. I kept thinking "damn, how bad is this spider gonna be for it to need this much warning?"

  • @OGtheGoat9
    @OGtheGoat9 Před 3 lety +1446

    “They share the same gang colors as the coral snake that will actually put you on a t shirt.” That shit sent me.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 Před 3 lety +66

      Nearly in tears at how this guy phrases shit.
      “Paralysis demon with drip” is absolutely the correct way to refer to the superb bird of paradise

    • @eigengrau7698
      @eigengrau7698 Před 3 lety +10

      I still can't understand the phrase 'put you in a t-shirt'. Mind to explain plz?

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 Před 3 lety +38

      @@eigengrau7698 ‘put you on a T-shirt’ probably refers to when murder victims’s families wear T-shirt’s with their face on and something like ‘justice for X’

    • @eigengrau7698
      @eigengrau7698 Před 3 lety +6

      @@emilybarclay8831 aight, thank you for the explanation

    • @user-yy4ux9zf4r
      @user-yy4ux9zf4r Před 3 lety +3

      @@eigengrau7698 damn u never been near the hood huh?

  • @DTSephiroth
    @DTSephiroth Před 2 lety +2426

    "They're just cats in dog bodies."
    I once heard that Foxes were basically Cat Software running on Dog Hardware so... yeah, this checks.

    • @user-hn2pn2xt1s
      @user-hn2pn2xt1s Před 2 lety +66

      i think it also said something about dolphin soundboard

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Před 2 lety +33

      @@user-hn2pn2xt1s
      With a built-in high pass filter.

    • @joeschmoe4034
      @joeschmoe4034 Před 2 lety +10

      very fine
      Fox Is Not an Emulator compatibility layer

    • @sadezem991
      @sadezem991 Před 2 lety +28

      they're like cats in a dog body with the sense of humor of a toddler. they're incredible animals lol

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 Před 2 lety +15

      As a guy that loves foxes, yes, I'm fully aware that they're basically just fuzzy screams that urinate everywhere, but dammit, they're just way too adorable xD .

  • @tummytub1161
    @tummytub1161 Před 2 lety +17

    The way you present your videos is so entertaining yet educational. And thanks for bringing up the pet rat-dog/ purse mouse problem. (I don't even know how to spell the word). Keep up the good work!

  • @sakurakittynoir1400
    @sakurakittynoir1400 Před 2 lety +7

    The armadillo lizard kind looks like a wingless baby dragon. It's kinda adorable. Also, the Mata-Mata looks like a Turtonator.

  • @annaa1773
    @annaa1773 Před 2 lety +2242

    The thing about eagles is true, in fact, the 'Majestic Eagle Call' used in many movies is actually the sound of a RED TAILED HAWK!

    • @dancin5344
      @dancin5344 Před 2 lety +77

      That gave me Hella flashbacks to the animorphs book series

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 Před 2 lety +63

      Can confirm, I have a red tail nest near my house so I hear their call pretty often

    • @miristtotallw
      @miristtotallw Před 2 lety +26

      So communism is actually far more embedded in American culture than Americans themselves know!

    • @phaethos
      @phaethos Před 2 lety +9

      Thank you! I was struggling to remember which bird they used the sounds from :)

    • @Gala-yp8nx
      @Gala-yp8nx Před 2 lety +10

      I’ve got a lot of both living near me and it gets confusing.

  • @hillkids02
    @hillkids02 Před 3 lety +633

    “It won’t take your soul even if u probably deserve it”
    Poor baby...

  • @parasharkchari
    @parasharkchari Před rokem +14

    Btw, the images of the sparklemuffin were actually not sparklemuffins. They were of a closely related species - Maratus Volans. Sparaklemuffins are Maratus Jactatus. Appearance is very similar between the two, though.

  • @ThatStevenLouis
    @ThatStevenLouis Před 2 lety +6

    2:45
    "But it sounds like a kitchen door when you're tryna sneak ice cream at 3am. Just wait...it'll make sense"
    Man I'd forgot what elk sound like 😂😂😂

  • @liammeaney4227
    @liammeaney4227 Před 3 lety +572

    It's like if you threw dry british humor, black twitter and shitposting in a blender and made it informative. You struck gold bruh keep at these they great

    • @fupoflapo2386
      @fupoflapo2386 Před 3 lety +4

      Black twitter ?

    • @avnish9735
      @avnish9735 Před 3 lety +1

      @@fupoflapo2386 yea he's definetly getting cancelled now

    • @fupoflapo2386
      @fupoflapo2386 Před 3 lety +4

      @@avnish9735 I didn't know there was a black twitter lol

    • @JoeticJustice
      @JoeticJustice Před 3 lety +16

      @@fupoflapo2386 Think a Twitter group except the commonality in the posts are events most prevalent in black (usually American, be it north, central, or south; but mostly north) lives

    • @fupoflapo2386
      @fupoflapo2386 Před 3 lety +7

      @@JoeticJustice ah alright

  • @silver._____.turtle7856
    @silver._____.turtle7856 Před 3 lety +1542

    3:15 “you know it makes sense that they represent America because they’re scary until the open their mouths”
    Bwhahahahahahha. I’m bawling 😭

    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs Před 3 lety +80

      GOD ain’t that the truth. Nice to finally realize though, after all my years of living so far, that this is true of virtually every group in America/the country in general, regardless of race, gender, orientation, religion, creed, ideology, political alignment, etc. Man, was that honestly one of the biggest reliefs of my life (it ironically helps me to exercise equality, since everyone sucks equally xD)

    • @theemeraldenderman3007
      @theemeraldenderman3007 Před 3 lety +27

      Doesn’t need a fearsome call to mess you up if you piss it off

    • @raptorjesus5870
      @raptorjesus5870 Před 3 lety +18

      Especially when most of the census has enough firepower to start the second veitnam war and win it this time.

    • @aim-9sidewinder550
      @aim-9sidewinder550 Před 3 lety +11

      @@gobalbucs more like every other country too

    • @DHGxMcFlurry
      @DHGxMcFlurry Před 3 lety +5

      @@gobalbucs Then leave, we don't want you here. Quit your bitching talking about how bad humans are yet guess what you are

  • @beautifulblackbeauty8641

    You are fantastic! Your research, the way you deliver all that info. Your humor --- incredible! I finally can an animal show!

  • @circesgrandmainomaha580
    @circesgrandmainomaha580 Před 2 lety +11

    rofl I have a former feral overgrown kitten (about 6 months old), and I went to tap the bed while she wasn't looking to "slightly" startle her. At that same instant one of your critters around 2:40 went off, and the "startle" was a whole lot more than slight lol. It's been 10 minutes, and she still hasn't forgiven me!
    I love your videos and your sense of humor. Keep up the great work, from a military kid and a triple blue star mom. :)

  • @imperialhighcommand8535
    @imperialhighcommand8535 Před 3 lety +2913

    "No, it actually makes sense that they actually represent America. They're intimidating until they open their mouth and you realize they're a mess inside."
    I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

  • @cobaltchromee7533
    @cobaltchromee7533 Před 3 lety +583

    No, it actually makes sense they represent America, they're intimidating until they open their mouth and you realise they're a mess inside"
    This line had me dying lmfao

    • @S3verusMyG
      @S3verusMyG Před 3 lety +20

      We all talk shit before we realise the closest thing to wiping out the *strongest* military was a slightly worse flu.

    • @williamdevine7422
      @williamdevine7422 Před 3 lety

      Lol

    • @Razgriz85
      @Razgriz85 Před 3 lety +1

      Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be America's national bird.

    • @artransformeraqe5692
      @artransformeraqe5692 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Razgriz85 I believe that Thomas Jefferson wanted a dove to be the national bird, but someone has to fact check me on that

    • @idrovepastyourhouse-9385
      @idrovepastyourhouse-9385 Před 3 lety

      @@artransformeraqe5692
      I thought it was a turkey lol

  • @BabyShe56
    @BabyShe56 Před 2 lety +5

    Thanks for the “cc” closed captioning
    Now I can research some of animals you’ve introduced 💜

  • @paulatreat2496
    @paulatreat2496 Před rokem +4

    I love your description of the elk bugle
    It is hilarious that this huge deer the size of a small horse walks out onto the meadows with all that majesty, stretches out it's head and then sounds like a five year old who got a hold of their older sibling's plastic recorder from music class.
    The cheetah was funny too. You don't expect a 100 pound cat to chirp. (With the mountain lion, it would have added to your comments if you showed them meow and purr like a house cat)
    Love your videos

  • @tsarbombawithinternetconne875
    @tsarbombawithinternetconne875 Před 2 lety +2528

    "It actually makes sense that they represent America, they’re intimidating until they open their mouths and you realize that they are a mess inside."

  • @slicedolives9902
    @slicedolives9902 Před 3 lety +979

    “Cougars aren’t a threat” my moms friend got killed by a cougar that stalked her down in the bush. Before she could realize anything, she had 250 pounds of fluff and muscle on her back and biting into her neck.

    • @myballsareinimmensepain2932
      @myballsareinimmensepain2932 Před 3 lety +156

      Damn that fucking sucks😕😕😕

    • @MarinesMalevolentRule69
      @MarinesMalevolentRule69 Před 3 lety +226

      Yeah,they only do that because they are desperate for food

    • @xavierrodriguez2463
      @xavierrodriguez2463 Před 3 lety +265

      If they caught the cougar odds are it got euthanized. From what I've heard, It's happened for so long that large predators avoid trying to interact with humans because they know we'll come back at them with a vengeance. By the same token sometimes they'll casually approach humans when injured because they know humans can take care of them.

    • @an0nym0us_slash35
      @an0nym0us_slash35 Před 3 lety +123

      Not a threat doesn't mean it's harmless

    • @slicedolives9902
      @slicedolives9902 Před 3 lety +137

      @@an0nym0us_slash35 And harmless is usually perceived as not hostile, but will attack if you attack it. This big cat’s only contact with the friend was killing her.

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie Před 11 měsíci

    There's something great about just smooshing a bunch of tiktoks together and just throwing it onto youtube without giving a shit about any editing whatsoever.

  • @spencer3922
    @spencer3922 Před 2 lety +3

    3:58 the turtles ‘smile’ made my day though

  • @kingscrubby6560
    @kingscrubby6560 Před 2 lety +426

    "They're intimidating until they open their mouth and you realize they're a mess inside" Damn. True though

    • @crazyfire9470
      @crazyfire9470 Před 2 lety +11

      It sucks a small group of Americans gives the rest of us a bad name. We just want to chill and watch some Anime.

    • @cinnamonthekittenandfangth3545
      @cinnamonthekittenandfangth3545 Před rokem +11

      bro it's true tho we are a mess inside 💀

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před rokem +5

      Me fr

    • @Scarshadow666
      @Scarshadow666 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@crazyfire9470
      Very true! Alas, people love their generalizations it seems (while I can understand it being a way our brains try to keep ourselves safe, we also limit ourselves and our worldviews when we make harmful generalizations).

    • @Trinabiss97
      @Trinabiss97 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Tbh still love the fennec fox even with the yapping. If it were ethical, I would in fact have one as a per

  • @tasfiazahin7572
    @tasfiazahin7572 Před 3 lety +356

    This man needs to start a "How to roast every living thing ever" course

  • @CourtneyTunbridge79
    @CourtneyTunbridge79 Před rokem +3

    Thank you for including the Harpie Eagle in to this list and for the nice things you said.
    The word "majestic" can sometimes get thrown around a lot sometimes but these guys really are the epitome of "majestic"
    If you have never heard of them do yourself a favour and go and look them up, i doubt you'll be sorry.

  • @judithcampbell1705
    @judithcampbell1705 Před rokem

    Thanks so much I thoroughly enjoyed and appreciated your delivery. I had a giggle too! 😃

  • @doodle_freak
    @doodle_freak Před 3 lety +463

    Don’t forget that the hairs that tarantula throw at you can cause permanent damage if they get into your eyes and cause a lot of itching and irritation so just leave the fluffy spiders alone, if you stress out a tarantula it’s going to be a lot more likely to throw its hairs at you

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard Před 3 lety +36

      Some are more trigger happy than others. A friend of mine has a pet one, and the only time she flicked hairs at her was when she was trying to take her babies away because the babies were trying to eat each other (as baby tarantulas tend to do...) Obviously a pet is going to be much more chill than a wild one though

    • @audreym3908
      @audreym3908 Před 3 lety +4

      @@wetsockfullofhotmeat so give them the 5 star spa treatment then

    • @cardfreak0560
      @cardfreak0560 Před 3 lety

      @@wetsockfullofhotmeat tbh, I'll take a new world's hair shot to an old world's bite any single day xD

    • @doodle_freak
      @doodle_freak Před 3 lety +5

      @xXLil_ShadowyXx my thing with spiders is as long as it isn’t crawling towards me, I’m cool with it

    • @pattohorne
      @pattohorne Před 3 lety

      My one rose hair always used to get me it sucked your hands get so itchy 😩

  • @The_Skrub
    @The_Skrub Před 2 lety +641

    Capybara pups literally just look like smaller capybaras. Like...proportions are all the same, it's weird.

    • @4Curses
      @4Curses Před 2 lety +85

      Other babies have to look cute, so their horrible parents don't kick them out. Capybaras stay adorable their whole life.

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Před 2 lety +32

      Life is a game, and they just forgot to make baby capybara assets.

    • @vcsa681
      @vcsa681 Před 2 lety +15

      Cyberpunk 2077 kids be like

    • @astranix0198
      @astranix0198 Před 2 lety +9

      @@VenomQuill Crunch time is bad for game development

    • @ThatGuyUpThere
      @ThatGuyUpThere Před 2 lety +36

      You can't improve perfection

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 Před rokem +3

    I love how Koalas have 101 things going against them from the outside, but they can at least sound intimidating 💁‍♀️

  • @spykethespider5070
    @spykethespider5070 Před 3 měsíci

    I'm a shelter worker and have been around numerous different breeds. Chihuahuas are by far my favorites. After owning, raising, and working with several I saw that they are so loving when treated right. Most would look up at me with the sweetest look I've ever seen. Some would come running to me and even jump into my arms for cuddles. Many of the chihuahuas that did have behavioral problems were visibly insecure and scared. Once they had structure and true confidence they turn into love bugs. I honestly felt sorry for the problemed chihuahuas I've met. I could see right away that they were struggling

  • @diegotavel5872
    @diegotavel5872 Před 2 lety +370

    "Cougars aren´t a threat unless is Happy Hour". That was hilarious.

    • @medecindalepeste2866
      @medecindalepeste2866 Před 2 lety +1

      can you explain the joke pls

    • @tatersalad76
      @tatersalad76 Před 2 lety +1

      @@medecindalepeste2866 Cougar is slang term for a middle-aged woman that generally wants to hook up with younger men. Happy hour is a time where bar drinks are being sold cheaper, so it's frequented by cougars looking to shack up with someone

    • @medecindalepeste2866
      @medecindalepeste2866 Před 2 lety +2

      @@tatersalad76 oh okay thanks!

    • @eveakane6563
      @eveakane6563 Před 2 lety +1

      Not sure why the comment got deleted but tldr Cougar can refer to the animal or a single woman.

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 Před rokem

      Single Moms in Your Area Be Like :

  • @soup_5720
    @soup_5720 Před 3 lety +441

    Everyone:
    Lion growl
    Tiger growl
    Jaguar growl
    Cheetah growl
    Nature: nah we ain’t basic CHEETAH CHIRP

    • @rowanheart8122
      @rowanheart8122 Před 3 lety +12

      I mean, unlike the others, the cheetah is not in the Panthera genus

    • @GodzillaKaijuGK
      @GodzillaKaijuGK Před 3 lety +7

      @@rowanheart8122 like cougars

    • @nathanthom8176
      @nathanthom8176 Před 2 lety +3

      @@rowanheart8122 yep, lack of retractable claws sets them apart in thier own genus and is the reason they trip rather than pounce (well even with retractable claws pouncing might be dangerous for them).

    • @HomosapienNo94628
      @HomosapienNo94628 Před 2 lety

      My cat chirps too.. I think she might be secretly hanging out with some cheetahs

    • @yourmilkisontheway5214
      @yourmilkisontheway5214 Před 2 lety

      @@GodzillaKaijuGK
      Same, I like cougars too

  • @spencer3922
    @spencer3922 Před 2 lety +2

    “And if you think I’m lying, watch this”
    * ad plays cutely *

  • @colleenkochman9656
    @colleenkochman9656 Před 2 lety

    love the poetry in your prose sir and the rapid fire delivery.......would be great for high school and college lectures

  • @jesses517
    @jesses517 Před 3 lety +801

    Fun fact the recording of an American eagle is actually a red tail halk

    • @mayteexxis
      @mayteexxis Před 3 lety +32

      i first learned that fact from LEMMiNO

    • @faronomus1589
      @faronomus1589 Před 3 lety +7

      @@mayteexxis or Top10Memes as the old days

    • @jargontaylorzzz8096
      @jargontaylorzzz8096 Před 3 lety +21

      And I heard, and I'm not sure if it's true, they use a tigers roar for a lions in movies and tv shows.

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie Před 3 lety +5

      @@jargontaylorzzz8096 that's true.

    • @renatorangel3201
      @renatorangel3201 Před 3 lety +14

      @@jargontaylorzzz8096 lions don't have actual roars. they just have a very loud sound, that can be heard from kilometers of distance. its used to warn other lions, so i doesnt neccessairily have to be intimidating

  • @bogdand7138
    @bogdand7138 Před 2 lety +645

    "eagles sound like seagulls with laryngitis choking on a Popeye's biscuit"
    r/rareinsults

  • @markmichael66
    @markmichael66 Před rokem

    This is the first video of yours I’ve seen. Great content man, I look forward to seeing more. 👌🏻

  • @marcuspecos8672
    @marcuspecos8672 Před 2 lety +1

    As a hunter I love the sound of an elk's bugle. Music to my earholes

  • @RottenHeretic
    @RottenHeretic Před 3 lety +1016

    "To my knowledge their bite isn't worse than a bee sting"
    Me being deathly allergic to bees, there goes my dream of owning a tarantula.

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 Před 3 lety +27

      That's a false equivalency but okay.

    • @RottenHeretic
      @RottenHeretic Před 3 lety +81

      @@A_Black_Sheep94 From what I read, their venom is actually the same in that regard. So both can kill me but okay.

    • @fishyretakes2691
      @fishyretakes2691 Před 2 lety +48

      @@RottenHeretic no there are 2 different types of tarantulas, old worlds, and new worlds. Old worlds have venom that is much stronger than a bee sting and last for weeks and don’t urticating hairs, new worlds for the most part have weak venom (however there are some outliers like the Venezuelan sun tiger who have strong venom) and urticating hairs.

    • @RottenHeretic
      @RottenHeretic Před 2 lety +50

      @@fishyretakes2691 damn, good to know. Still won't tease fate and get myself bitten by one.

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 Před 2 lety +5

      If I ever saw a tarantula I would probably kick it until it was a pulp

  • @xybeptek3648
    @xybeptek3648 Před 3 lety +299

    The vocal chords of Satan with acid reflux and a dying honda civic - somehow this is a perfect description LOLOL

  • @sophie_6734
    @sophie_6734 Před 2 lety +1

    YES! KING!!! YES!!!! I adore the spider and volume warning 🥺🥺. I can finally watch a CZcamsr without being terrified in case I see a spider, you give a warning and means I can skip it 🥺💕💕

  • @relaxtube9670
    @relaxtube9670 Před rokem +6

    Translation of the title:10 minutes of nature scarring you for life.

  • @annaward4039
    @annaward4039 Před 2 lety +432

    “I’m not even gonna pretend like I haven’t slandered the life outta this Jurassic Muppet”
    lol

  • @leofobbs8949
    @leofobbs8949 Před 3 lety +226

    The fact he warns you when a spider is coming up is proof he should get tax returns without paying taxes

  • @johnsmith-zz1ku
    @johnsmith-zz1ku Před rokem

    This guy's vids on animals r funny, informative, & amusing. I hope he's still making them!

  • @pafo5950
    @pafo5950 Před rokem +2

    Smiling turtle literally made me laugh out loud. Cracks me up every time it's shown on screen 😂

  • @eiladev1130
    @eiladev1130 Před 3 lety +380

    "No matter how ugly this flying testical Gets..."
    Had me rolling around on the floor laughing 🤣

  • @nh177013
    @nh177013 Před 2 lety +487

    In reference to the snakes at 1:40 theres a saying that helped me when growing up. "Red next to black is a friend of Jack, but red next to yellow can kill a fellow".

    • @slimbhb4565
      @slimbhb4565 Před 2 lety +59

      If i see a snake i will run no matter what, i don't have time to examine it.

    • @Mythikron
      @Mythikron Před 2 lety +57

      I grew up with avery similar but slightly different version.
      "Red touch yellow, kill a fellow. Red touch black, poison lack."

    • @michaelverissimo2666
      @michaelverissimo2666 Před 2 lety +17

      @@Mythikron I always had a slightly different version “red and black venom lack, black and yellow can kill a fellow”

    • @toodeadtodie186
      @toodeadtodie186 Před 2 lety +19

      Uhhhh
      We got king cobras.....
      Don’t mess with the snake.
      That’s it.
      That’s all we got.

    • @Extreme2566
      @Extreme2566 Před 2 lety +2

      Same

  • @troesler81
    @troesler81 Před 2 lety

    Love the quick whips, thinking that fast on the fly is brilliant.

  • @animastersbarbados3041
    @animastersbarbados3041 Před 3 lety +484

    Hood at 5:35: They can go into a trance if you rub their belly and if you think I'm lying watch this.
    CZcams AD: Finally my time to shine

  • @0live0llie
    @0live0llie Před 2 lety +476

    i had a milksnake. he was the sweetest little guy, he was so docile and would come right up to my hand to be held. the only time he ever bit me was when he got too excited to be fed and missed the food and came out and got my hand (no worries, they dont have proper teeth and it was only a tap and go, no pain and no marks :) ). my cats broke into my room one night and i didnt hear them bust my door down, but woke up to them knocking his tank over. it was 4 am so i picked it up and made sure he was in there and okay and went back to sleep, without realizing that the drop broke a corner and when i woke up, he was gone. in my heart he's living his best life.

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Před 2 lety +51

      Dang, man! I'm sorry to hear that! Milksnakes are adorable.

    • @caiden3910
      @caiden3910 Před 2 lety +87

      I’m sorry to hear that but I thought you said milkshake

    • @radioactivepower600nanaspersec
      @radioactivepower600nanaspersec Před 2 lety +36

      They can go without food for months, so you should make little traps or something to see if its still there
      I know there's a video out there that is basically that, if you want me to send the name and creator to you
      P. S.: None of the ways they do it is harmful for the snake :D

    • @samiam7327
      @samiam7327 Před 2 lety +16

      I misread “milksnake” and thought you were saying “milkshake” until i read the replies.

    • @marialiyubman
      @marialiyubman Před 2 lety +8

      Lol
      I only know of two milkshakes and they both escaped.
      Pattern 🤷‍♀️

  • @raymondfilyau7500
    @raymondfilyau7500 Před 2 lety

    This is one of the most entertaining channels on youtube!!

  • @emmanuelweinman9673
    @emmanuelweinman9673 Před rokem +1

    “would bring the hood outa Buddha” 😂😂 Too perfect 🙏🏼

  • @dharmeshmistry342
    @dharmeshmistry342 Před 3 lety +163

    “Hearing that at 3AM would bring the hood out of Buddha.”
    I am deceased. 💀

  • @banan_9672
    @banan_9672 Před 3 lety +183

    "and I don't kink shame but I draw the line there.
    Jail."
    😭😂

  • @pamelaheriges3654
    @pamelaheriges3654 Před 2 lety +5

    I was Born and raised in North America. The Elk makes that sound through hollow teeth in the back of HIS jaw. The sound is for mating purposes. They actually make a deep grunting most of the time, especially during RUTTING season, against other males. I'm 66, we ate wild animals as food. It was common then. I personally don't like Elk meat, but I did have some of those hollow Elk teeth, that I just mentioned.

  • @danielleguillory6344
    @danielleguillory6344 Před 10 měsíci

    I just love listening to your wonderful use of language. You are a wordsmith.

  • @Sparrowcide23
    @Sparrowcide23 Před 3 lety +206

    Dear kind man,
    Thank you for the spider warning.
    Sincerely by the people with arachnophobia.

    • @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
      @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 Před 3 lety +13

      Imagine liking spider-man and having arachnophobia

    • @tayg5621
      @tayg5621 Před 3 lety +8

      @@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 you rang? 😂😭😭

    • @peril.
      @peril. Před 3 lety +2

      @@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 that’s unfortunate

    • @xLimito
      @xLimito Před 3 lety

      ye man

  • @Coyoteari
    @Coyoteari Před 2 lety +248

    Every time he brings up sea otters I think about how the Georgia aquarium has a selection of animal interaction experiences, and most of them are just “get up in there! :)” but with the sea otter they have those bastards behind a hannibal lecter glass with a little slot that they stick a paw thru bc we humans are just DETERMINED to pet those fuzzy sociopaths no matter what

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 Před rokem +30

      The otters: "The zookeeper tried to test me once. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti"

    • @koy5902
      @koy5902 Před 3 měsíci

      Honestly though I just love how much the otters enjoy simply having their paws petted.

  • @jasonruch3529
    @jasonruch3529 Před rokem

    This channel is great! Hahaha. Love it!

  • @benekibagaming2573
    @benekibagaming2573 Před 2 lety +1

    That cougar clip just had me like "play it cool, Frank, play it coo-f**k it, run! RUN!"

  • @mothman7430
    @mothman7430 Před 2 lety +118

    i love when he drops a semi-disturbing fact and just says “Jail.” afterwards.

  • @tsucube4377
    @tsucube4377 Před 3 lety +69

    Thank god that fennic foxes are actually wholesome. I was terrified for a second

  • @nyancat6494
    @nyancat6494 Před 2 lety +1

    ".....this bird sounds like a seagull with laryngitis choking on a Popeyes biscuit...." 😂😂😂. Omg I can't

  • @kitt648
    @kitt648 Před 2 lety

    I LOVE the spider warnings. Very considerate keep it up 😊

  • @mymojo29
    @mymojo29 Před 2 lety +492

    "I'm willing to bet any amount of money under 3 dollars" this dude funny as hell 🤣 😂! That one joke made me subscribe.

  • @TheYoungCruize
    @TheYoungCruize Před 3 lety +115

    Bro the cheetah sounding like a bird chirping is a genius voice disguise to trick prey

  • @12sisters1bride7
    @12sisters1bride7 Před 2 lety

    Your informative vids are educational and 🤣HILARIOUS 🤣 !!! seriously. love your sense and style of humor.

  • @AndreonLong
    @AndreonLong Před rokem

    I love these! You are the best! You get the knowledge and the laughs.

  • @Cloud_Strife1997
    @Cloud_Strife1997 Před 3 lety +54

    elk screams are equally the most terrifying and hilarious thing ive ever heard
    terrifying because hearing it at night when you don’t expect it is absolutely horrifying
    hilarious because you don’t expect something so huge to sound so high pitched

    • @brinettevalorie4554
      @brinettevalorie4554 Před 3 lety +3

      Lynxes, on the other hand, sound like humans trying to imitate animals lol.