The Princess Diaries 2: A Royal Pain In My Ass

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  • čas přidán 13. 04. 2019
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  • @IamWhoIam114
    @IamWhoIam114 Před 5 lety +6991

    "Fear isn't in my vocabulary"
    "Maybe not, but it is in your eyes"
    THE MOMENT HE BECAME A LEGEND 😂👌❤️

  • @amelieneedle5166
    @amelieneedle5166 Před 5 lety +2964

    *"gEt yOUr fOot OnTO tHe FUcKInG gRouND"*

  • @bridgetstan5987
    @bridgetstan5987 Před 3 lety +3721

    The movie: “the thirty day deadline”
    Dylan: “ITS BEEN ELEVEN MONTHS”
    No bud......

    • @delpicsla65
      @delpicsla65 Před 2 lety +38

      Actually he’s right, in the movie she had a year or something to get married but kept putting it off until last minute, until it became 30 days. Dylan maybe cut that part out when they said that

    • @Ljanex956
      @Ljanex956 Před 2 lety +66

      @@delpicsla65 you’re so wrong

    • @ronnitschka
      @ronnitschka Před 2 lety +26

      @@delpicsla65 yes lara patel is right, you are really wrong, it was 30 days, court decision.

    • @beckstyles3467
      @beckstyles3467 Před rokem +1

      @@delpicsla65 you're an idiot

    • @Jojo13Lorin
      @Jojo13Lorin Před 2 měsíci +8

      They kept shouting out different suggestions, and the last thing the old man says is “30 days”

  • @teeseac4553
    @teeseac4553 Před 4 lety +5003

    "i hated this guy in the first movie don't make me laugh"
    "i love this guy"

  • @madeline3523
    @madeline3523 Před 5 lety +6336

    "I HATE THAT GUY"
    *moose impersonation*
    "I love that guy"

    • @BelleFlower15
      @BelleFlower15 Před 5 lety +160

      His reaction to the moose line was everything I ever wanted from life. This movie was trash but that line is one of my favorite things ever. xD

    • @abbielynn4370
      @abbielynn4370 Před 5 lety +3

      Madeline box cut t cycle cycccgcvv. Vvvv

    • @kamie4106
      @kamie4106 Před 5 lety +25

      @@BelleFlower15 Also the best iconic line for Sam Winchester. Lol

    • @jaydamorgan2881
      @jaydamorgan2881 Před 4 lety +23

      dude i was laughing SO hard !!! he’s so funny 😂😂😂

    • @Dazzlefae
      @Dazzlefae Před 4 lety +8

      @@kamie4106 Yasss! I was looking for a SPN comment about that line! Haha

  • @imeantloveyou5eva
    @imeantloveyou5eva Před 4 lety +16688

    "fear is not in my vocabulary!"
    "perhaps...but it is in your eyes" is the coldest line i have ever heard in my got dam life

    • @hunnysenpai7249
      @hunnysenpai7249 Před 4 lety +582

      Dude I was OBSESSED with that line

    • @lurategh
      @lurategh Před 4 lety +605

      It was a damn good line back then and it's a damn good line now.

    • @chloevega5711
      @chloevega5711 Před 4 lety +63

      imeantloveyou5eva and ur spelling was the best I’ve ever seen in my got dam life too🤣🤣I’m jkkkkk haha. But fr that rlly is one of my fav movie lines ever

    • @annieberardino8732
      @annieberardino8732 Před 4 lety +71

      imeantloveyou5eva how cold and badass joe was in that scene made me so happy.

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan Před 3 lety +43

      if I were that guy i probably would have pissed my pants

  • @celianunn2070
    @celianunn2070 Před 3 lety +904

    One of my favorite lines:
    "He's cute"
    "His boyfriend thinks so too"
    "RIGHT ON!"

  • @caboosemcgrief
    @caboosemcgrief Před rokem +339

    dylan's imaginary subplot about the bodyguard being a hitman makes this movie so much funnier.

  • @ellagracest723
    @ellagracest723 Před 4 lety +15501

    I love how he actually thought she had a year to get married, and not thirty days

    • @skyemiles6142
      @skyemiles6142 Před 4 lety +643

      OMG I HAVE BEEN SCROLLING THROUGH THESE COMMENTS FOR AGES TO FIND A COMMENT THAT SAYS THIS BISH YOU MY LIFE SAVERRRRRRRRR XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    • @celenescrazyworld2012
      @celenescrazyworld2012 Před 4 lety +379

      Skye Miles same only I didn’t have to scroll since it was the first comment that showed up for me😂

    • @peachhazel7865
      @peachhazel7865 Před 4 lety +23

      😂😂😂😂

    • @megansouty1391
      @megansouty1391 Před 4 lety +1079

      He always misses something really important bc he talks without pausing the movie

    • @SaturdayParker
      @SaturdayParker Před 3 lety +52

      I thought that too lol

  • @brynnhelena
    @brynnhelena Před 5 lety +6318

    'Dylan calling everyone anything but their actual character's name for 30 minutes straight'

    • @aurino6655
      @aurino6655 Před 5 lety +63

      Except Julie Andrews ;)

    • @edengallagher1044
      @edengallagher1044 Před 5 lety +64

      I was shocked when he actually said Mia one time (after Stan Lee)

    • @ilinap3978
      @ilinap3978 Před 4 lety +17

      I want to him to watch HERCULES or Brave(Merida)

    • @brynnlennon
      @brynnlennon Před 4 lety +2

      Good name 😂👌🏻

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass Před 3 lety +7

      'Dylan complaining about everything and everyone for 30 minutes straight'

  • @sophiesimon6338
    @sophiesimon6338 Před 3 lety +1706

    movie: "princess Amie has to got potty"
    me: **laughs**
    Dylan: makes a I'm not impressed face
    me: yeah it wasn't funny (feels like an idiot )

    • @Elena0161
      @Elena0161 Před 3 lety +69

      That little girl was cute tho🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @naomifredricks989
      @naomifredricks989 Před 2 lety +111

      I love Dylan, but he was wrong. That part of the movie is actually really funny and cute.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Před 2 lety +15

      @@Elena0161 i want to hug her everytime I watch this movie!

    • @saureld2448
      @saureld2448 Před 2 lety +17

      That made me laughed at loud when I first saw it

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 Před 27 dny

      LOL that’s how I feel most of the time with his videos😭I laugh at everything and he’s just roasting the fire out of it all and then I feel dumb

  • @ajincandesce3305
    @ajincandesce3305 Před 3 lety +1990

    Dylan: "Julie, you fell in love with a man... with an earring?"
    Me, sitting next to my boyfriend as he puts his earring on to go get groceries: * *sweats profusely* *

    • @praimarina
      @praimarina Před 2 lety +44

      Okay but are you still in a relationship with him? I need to know for research purposes 🤧😂

    • @ajincandesce3305
      @ajincandesce3305 Před 2 lety +68

      @@praimarina oh, yes, I am. Going 1 year and 7 months strong now ☺️

    • @937kat
      @937kat Před rokem +39

      Dylan now doesn't feel cool if he isn't wearing a fake nose ring, so don't feel bad 😂😂😂

    • @NehaSingh-cs9iq
      @NehaSingh-cs9iq Před 3 měsíci +1

      omgggg we need an updatee

    • @ajincandesce3305
      @ajincandesce3305 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@NehaSingh-cs9iq Unfortunately, we broke up on October 10th 2022 😔
      It was amicable and mostly due to our impending graduation and the distance that would be created from us wanting to move to different countries. Ironically, we both ended up doing our masters in the same country, but it was already too late 😅

  • @dewpedia5396
    @dewpedia5396 Před 5 lety +10151

    Dylan hitting on Julie Andrews for 30 mins

    • @alessiabanu9271
      @alessiabanu9271 Před 4 lety +159

      i like the fact that Dylan has a crush on this woman ;)

    • @malu2997
      @malu2997 Před 4 lety +119

      honestly i dont even blame him

    • @speechlessmakeup
      @speechlessmakeup Před 4 lety +59

      I mean who isn't? :D

    • @rowomengymnastics7303
      @rowomengymnastics7303 Před 3 lety +24

      I have a crush on her (well, her younger self) and I'm a straight girl 😆

    • @sarxah.b
      @sarxah.b Před 2 lety +4

      that’s my new shipment

  • @klaudia6057
    @klaudia6057 Před 5 lety +11970

    How did I never notice that god awful airport?! 😂

    • @alicewonderland9160
      @alicewonderland9160 Před 4 lety +110

      Same 😂

    • @Lady-Mara
      @Lady-Mara Před 4 lety +125

      Because it isn't that important

    • @Claudia-go8id
      @Claudia-go8id Před 4 lety +166

      Sameeeeee lol i was like what?! I don’t remember that wtf

    • @anniedotson1165
      @anniedotson1165 Před 4 lety +48

      OMG WTF SAME!

    • @lolawhiterabbit
      @lolawhiterabbit Před 4 lety +124

      Lmao I like this movie and idk how many times I’ve seen it but I don’t remember the airport scene

  • @aura.l.b.2290
    @aura.l.b.2290 Před 4 lety +996

    The only useful thing the maids did was distract Julie Andrews from looking out the window so she wouldn't see Anne Hathaway climbing out the window. Literally the only useful thing they did.

    • @Whalien-kl4nc
      @Whalien-kl4nc Před 2 lety +38

      I actually thought they were pretty funny, but that could be just me.

    • @hypnotisized
      @hypnotisized Před 2 lety +46

      how could you forget taking princess amie to go potty

    • @user-lr5ge5yj1y
      @user-lr5ge5yj1y Před 2 lety +4

      @@Whalien-kl4nc nope, I find them hilarious!

  • @Emmy4397_
    @Emmy4397_ Před 3 lety +466

    literally anyone: *breathes near joe*
    Dylan: “he turns around and slits their throats”

  • @shkinahfaleolo8334
    @shkinahfaleolo8334 Před 5 lety +2759

    1:36 Wow 👀, didn’t realise how bad the cgi was in this film until now. Love really is blind

    • @sarabone9982
      @sarabone9982 Před 5 lety +32

      oof.

    • @yasmeennatalia1026
      @yasmeennatalia1026 Před 5 lety +66

      i realized it a few months ago when i watched it again and was like “damn dylan would roast this” 💀

    • @sarahcaroline7792
      @sarahcaroline7792 Před 5 lety +32

      I was today years old when I noticed it and I cried when I saw it

    • @JERBYTUBE
      @JERBYTUBE Před 5 lety +12

      literally same

  • @melissaisloud7404
    @melissaisloud7404 Před 4 lety +2232

    “He looks like the male Anne Hathaway.”-. How did you let a Man Hathaway joke pass you by?

  • @navya3vedi
    @navya3vedi Před 2 lety +198

    Dylan's ability to notice random people doing nothing, in a crowd of like a hundred people, has me laughing every fucking time..

    • @naturalbby1722
      @naturalbby1722 Před měsícem

      And then misses the key details… he’s too funny

  • @caitlynbonnyface4011
    @caitlynbonnyface4011 Před 10 měsíci +61

    Dylan: AN EARRING??? WHY???
    Also Dylan: now wears a nose ring to gaslight us into thinking he's still 20

  • @candiikinz7719
    @candiikinz7719 Před 4 lety +6662

    The “call me joey” was a call back to when they first met in the first movie. She asked if she could call him Joey and he said “No, joe.” These movies were my childhood

    • @nataliemanda1036
      @nataliemanda1036 Před 4 lety +50

      Candace Burns thank you

    • @alinac5512
      @alinac5512 Před 4 lety +126

      Thank you, was so pissed when he didn't get that.

    • @IndianaJonas96
      @IndianaJonas96 Před 4 lety +58

      ThAnk you, it was so annoying when he edited over that line in the 1st reaction and then didn't get the reference here???

    • @user-pm7mt7ho9w
      @user-pm7mt7ho9w Před 3 lety +9

      I liked the movies but the books were my childhood.

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan Před 3 lety +18

      lol you can't expect him to remember every single detail of the first movie while watching the second one

  • @zozo4429
    @zozo4429 Před 5 lety +1998

    "Julie is that your type? Redheads?" Prince William is blonde, Dylan.

    • @pks195
      @pks195 Před 5 lety +40

      Blond* since we’re talking about a guy 😊

    • @merryberry6576
      @merryberry6576 Před 5 lety +10

      P. S. How does that work?

    • @ashes3622
      @ashes3622 Před 5 lety +67

      @@merryberry6576 it's a word rooted in the french language. Blonde= feminine and blond-masculine

    • @ashes3622
      @ashes3622 Před 5 lety +47

      @@merryberry6576 same goes for fiance/fiancee. fiance=masculine and fiancee=feminine

    • @zozo4429
      @zozo4429 Před 5 lety +23

      Ashlyn Reinoehl we don’t do that in Britain...

  • @thenameisclassified
    @thenameisclassified Před 3 lety +491

    The fact that he calls her “that’s so raven” when he can just call her raven 😂😂😂

  • @Special_K1003
    @Special_K1003 Před 3 lety +324

    How did I not notice that Stan Lee was briefly in this movie? And Dylan’s reaction to it has me dying 😂

  • @filteredhotsauce4168
    @filteredhotsauce4168 Před 5 lety +2930

    He totally missed the fact the goat “mooed”

  • @marygracefellows3768
    @marygracefellows3768 Před 4 lety +6004

    He thought she had a year to meet a guy because he was talking when they changed it to 30 days 😂

    • @skyemiles6142
      @skyemiles6142 Před 4 lety +51

      YESSSSSSSSS FINALLY

    • @alexaargueta4686
      @alexaargueta4686 Před 4 lety +77

      im confused.... this was all in 30 days right?

    • @daniscott4253
      @daniscott4253 Před 4 lety +126

      @@alexaargueta4686 yes they were engaged by week 2 of the 30 days given. So this all happened in less than 30 days

    • @sammybear21
      @sammybear21 Před 3 lety +13

      That’s how you can tell he actually just skips through the movie-

    • @obiajulumgbechi
      @obiajulumgbechi Před 3 lety +81

      @@sammybear21 No, he just talks with over it without pausing. So he doesn’t hear certain parts.

  • @CowCowMeows
    @CowCowMeows Před 4 lety +578

    I mean, I don't think the shots were done well, but I think the reason for including people listening in but not participating is to show the lack of privacy in the queen and Mia's life; in fact, in any public figure's life. The shots were probably exaggerated because this movie is technically targeted towards young girls who may not pick up on subtlety.

  • @bryleighjones7730
    @bryleighjones7730 Před 2 lety +91

    I love how he thought Julie Andrews had a hard time saying "shut up". That woman is a legend and can swear like a sailor.

  • @arelicastro9935
    @arelicastro9935 Před 5 lety +3950

    “mAkE aLL tHe BoY mOoSe gO HuAhH”
    i lost it 😂

    • @janeryan2709
      @janeryan2709 Před 4 lety +117

      Every time Dylan repeated the clip, I laughed harder.

    • @BuddyBoo-qz1dh
      @BuddyBoo-qz1dh Před 4 lety +92

      You know when you laugh so hard that you don't really make any noise and look like you're being possessed by a demon?
      That's me during the whole Dylan-reacts-to-imitation-of-boy-mooses bit.

    • @parisewellington3664
      @parisewellington3664 Před 4 lety +38

      Ive literally been laughing at that scene my entire life

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 4 lety +24

      see if that was a new character it wouldn't be funny..so you gotta give the movie credit for bringing him back to make a funny reference..and good joke...thats cool...thats an extra point...but because like 4 other characters they brought back add nothing to the film and are on screen too much for cut aways it ruins that..

    • @onelifetolive847
      @onelifetolive847 Před 4 lety +2

      me too lmao

  • @kathrynsinger3198
    @kathrynsinger3198 Před 5 lety +3778

    Now we need some Ella Enchanted commentary 😂

    • @idontdomarigolds
      @idontdomarigolds Před 4 lety +99

      I loved that movie!! but again I was a kid when it came out so might need to watch it again to have a worthy opinion lol

    • @reaganmc00
      @reaganmc00 Před 4 lety +44

      mona * I rewatched it at 19 recently and it’s still great

    • @pigeonatic
      @pigeonatic Před 4 lety +30

      I cringe every time I think of that movie. The book was so good and then they did.......nothing from that and added a thousand plot holes

    • @idontdomarigolds
      @idontdomarigolds Před 4 lety +16

      @@pigeonatic there was a book?! oh my god I had no idea! now I have to go check it out, great it's my midterm week so nothing better to do anyways lol

    • @pigeonatic
      @pigeonatic Před 4 lety +16

      @@idontdomarigolds yess!! I loved it as a kid, and read it recently and it holds up well. It's my favorite cinderella retelling, one reason being it doesn't have that love at first sight thing, another being Ella is very charming and real. I reccomend it to literally everyone

  • @annacarrillo7322
    @annacarrillo7322 Před 4 lety +405

    Dylan: Aaay Raven
    Movie: Raven slips
    Dylan: Haha. That is so Raven
    Dylan realizing what he said: Hehe

  • @haileymitchell4348
    @haileymitchell4348 Před 3 lety +132

    I love how "the hitman" subconsciously became Dylans favorite character 😂😂😂

  • @oratilemolatlhwa3866
    @oratilemolatlhwa3866 Před 5 lety +2149

    Order has been restored. He uploaded on a Sunday

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 Před 5 lety +23

      When he said Monday I was like...wait what day is it?! Lol

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 Před 5 lety

      @@jorreca didn't help I was sleepy as fuck still lamo

    • @nissairving397
      @nissairving397 Před 5 lety

      I was highly confused when I watched the video on a Tuesday...

  • @teeoginni8257
    @teeoginni8257 Před 4 lety +3589

    I fully believe Genovia was a real place when I watched the movie and asked my mom if we could go there for summer break

    • @MaeCraft
      @MaeCraft Před 4 lety +153

      And then I found it wasn't and I was so disappointed

    • @tigerbug
      @tigerbug Před 4 lety +46

      Me too!! I was so sad and honestly in denial for a long ass while

    • @KR-xx7cf
      @KR-xx7cf Před 4 lety +76

      It may not be real, but there’s a website completely dedicated Genovia with more info on the royal family, history, culture, etc. It’s really cool, but makes you sad it’s not real

    • @regianesantos659
      @regianesantos659 Před 4 lety +26

      There's a genóva in Italy

    • @kathrynandersonmusicallover
      @kathrynandersonmusicallover Před 4 lety +20

      It is a real place just not called genovia! I think it’s between France and Spain

  • @combathamster839
    @combathamster839 Před 3 lety +109

    Dylan in princess diary “yeah there’s no way I’m doing the second movie”
    Me: *scrolls down* “oh yup there it is”

  • @silverkyre
    @silverkyre Před 3 lety +77

    His reaction to Chris Pine being the one who is in line and trying to take the throne is I'm sure exactly what the movie hoped for lol

  • @singathatiyo2354
    @singathatiyo2354 Před 5 lety +4327

    Sooooo... There's this movie called Starstruck...it's a movie...and it's out there...soooo...

    • @Proxima_Centauri22
      @Proxima_Centauri22 Před 5 lety +94

      Singatha Tiyo omg I want him to watch that

    • @superkay4421
      @superkay4421 Před 5 lety +120

      OMG PLEASE WATCH STARSTRUCK. ITS MY FAVE

    • @caseysommer5079
      @caseysommer5079 Před 4 lety +55

      i’m no superman

    • @Aspenashh
      @Aspenashh Před 4 lety +13

      Yes

    • @sud5886
      @sud5886 Před 4 lety +56

      Casey Sommer “I can’t take your hand and take you anywhere you want to gooo”

  • @wowsu
    @wowsu Před 5 lety +3050

    Is Dylan getting paler? I'm worried that soon he'll blend into his background

    • @gabriellebraswell3306
      @gabriellebraswell3306 Před 5 lety +21

      LOL😊

    • @GroveE19
      @GroveE19 Před 5 lety +74

      that’s wisconsin for ya...just when you think it’s getting semi-nice outside, it reverts back to blustery gloom

    • @rottendahlia
      @rottendahlia Před 5 lety +31

      he moved to Cali so he won't be our pale boy anymore

    • @Evar0se
      @Evar0se Před 5 lety +34

      if you squint your eyes its just a white wall

    • @ritikagupta7562
      @ritikagupta7562 Před 5 lety +7

      He's getting a new background 😂

  • @itsbrittfutch9396
    @itsbrittfutch9396 Před 3 lety +69

    “Go talk to Raven. See what the future holds.” 😂

  • @jopo4457
    @jopo4457 Před 4 lety +195

    Am I the only one who thinks it’s hilarious that the second the character Paulo comes in scene he hates him, then goes to loving him in 5 seconds.

  • @Amouna128
    @Amouna128 Před 5 lety +3313

    Dylan is ruining the idea I once had of my favorite childhood movies
    Great

    • @jordancoleman6123
      @jordancoleman6123 Před 5 lety +236

      KimAmina I feel like when Dylan talks about directing choices in Disney movies and how obvious and stupid they are he doesn’t remember that their target audience is like 10 year olds😂😂😂😂😭😂😂
      They don’t get subtle cues yet Dylan lmfao

    • @Joelyne37
      @Joelyne37 Před 5 lety +45

      @@jordancoleman6123 exactly hahaha! like this was my favorite movie when i was like 6! the movie is catered towards children hahaha

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 Před 5 lety +32

      I used to ADORE these movies as a kid. Now they bore me tbh...hahahaha maybe that's cause I re-watched them too much.
      (I still love that poodle though)

    • @leonkennedy9650
      @leonkennedy9650 Před 5 lety +1

      Please tell him to watch the Final Destination franchise!!

    • @2dmensimp
      @2dmensimp Před 4 lety +1

      same 😂😂

  • @maisierandall2959
    @maisierandall2959 Před 5 lety +1483

    jokes on you: THEY ARE MAKING A 3rd ONE

    • @eval4495
      @eval4495 Před 5 lety +75

      Love Grande Yo I thought you were joking 👀 Then I googled it. I'm intrigued yet slightly concerned.
      I was 15 when the first one came out. I don't know how I feel about a third movie 💀

    • @flawedsanity
      @flawedsanity Před 5 lety +26

      @@eval4495 i started reading the books when I was like 5/6, and I remember there being a time where I got mad that the author kept writing new books. Watching these movie reviews are also a walk down memory lane, and I genuinely hope they don't fuck up the 3rd one too badly. Lol.

    • @KR-xx7cf
      @KR-xx7cf Před 5 lety +15

      In the books didn’t she end up with Lily’s brother? I want to see them together again, not the guy who tried to steal her crown

    • @flawedsanity
      @flawedsanity Před 5 lety +10

      @@KR-xx7cf Yeah she does end up with him, or at least from what I remember. I think there was a subplot where she ended up with a guy they tried forcing her to be with because Michael wasn't "good enough" or something dumb, but I think she ultimately ends up w him

    • @kenziii5973
      @kenziii5973 Před 4 lety +4

      @@flawedsanity i don't think it can get worst than the first two ones

  • @maliedelgado2658
    @maliedelgado2658 Před 3 lety +185

    I love the fact that he cringes and rolls his eyes at every cliche, romantic scene but me, being a total romantic, would swoon if the man I loved told me that shit HAHAHAHA.....

  • @theunpoliticalravenclaw6347
    @theunpoliticalravenclaw6347 Před 3 lety +106

    I can't believe that Julie Andrews still has SO much *grandeur* in her voice! She still sounds so pretty...

  • @iateatree6141
    @iateatree6141 Před 5 lety +1968

    Every company or director should send their movies to Dylan before they release them. Lines will be better, shots will be better, everything will.

    • @erumoicemaxie
      @erumoicemaxie Před 4 lety +214

      And every movie will have a murder mystery.

    • @SwiftComoModoDeVida
      @SwiftComoModoDeVida Před 4 lety +22

      @@erumoicemaxie hahahahahaha basically.

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 4 lety +20

      while this movie like he felt wasn't that bad it does have like 30% filler...it really needed to cut some stuff and shots...hes right on the money..would of been shorter but also a better film...it cheapens the movie and makes it worse by extending it 15 minutes with crap

    • @brittbratt101123
      @brittbratt101123 Před 4 lety +6

      Maxie Anne and a lesbian love story 😂😂

    • @ridinghorseface5678
      @ridinghorseface5678 Před 4 lety +4

      he should just write his own fucking movie

  • @MizzyRuRu
    @MizzyRuRu Před 5 lety +2145

    I was dyingggg when Dylan was cracking up at the moose joke lmaoooo

  • @annieberardino8732
    @annieberardino8732 Před 4 lety +96

    How did I not notice how bad the cgi was for that airport scene??? Oh god

  • @_marley_rose
    @_marley_rose Před 4 lety +85

    that montage was a week ish, and she only had 30 days to get married.

  • @caibenwick
    @caibenwick Před 5 lety +670

    Dylan's reaction to the moose joke and Stan Lee cured my depression lmao

    • @janikav123
      @janikav123 Před 5 lety +9

      same tho. i was having a shitty day and those jokes just made my entire day

  • @miche8868
    @miche8868 Před 5 lety +829

    "joey" was a reference to the first movie when mia asked to call him joey

    • @AllisonWonderland
      @AllisonWonderland Před 5 lety +24

      Lmao, he just doesn't actually listen to the dialogue. He can't remember the references from the previous movie probably 'cause he hates it too much... 🤣🤣

  • @Elizabeth-gx1su
    @Elizabeth-gx1su Před 3 lety +80

    "Only for you Anne"
    *five seconds into the film*
    "Oh ItS tHe HiTmAn!!!"

  • @Sophie-nz9fz
    @Sophie-nz9fz Před 2 lety +81

    omg the fact that dylan didn’t realize she only had 30 days to get married almost drove me crazy

  • @janefehr2028
    @janefehr2028 Před 5 lety +826

    “A Queen is never late, the others are simply too early” - Julie Andrews
    Such a mood 🙌

    • @davidsirmons
      @davidsirmons Před 5 lety +18

      "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." - Gandalf the Gray

    • @Evar0se
      @Evar0se Před 5 lety

      get out

  • @person954
    @person954 Před 4 lety +6305

    Can I mention how, in the books, Mia's dad doesn't die, but gets testicle cancer and can't have other kids, so he went to his daughter who he had out of wedlock and told her that she was a princess?

    • @orasolomons
      @orasolomons Před 4 lety +737

      Ngl the books were low-key kind of good

    • @Zelda00Gamer
      @Zelda00Gamer Před 4 lety +1168

      THERE WERE BOOKS?!

    • @rishat3952
      @rishat3952 Před 3 lety +440

      Two kinds of people ;)

    • @mac4951
      @mac4951 Před 3 lety +38

      Vhatttttt

    • @aylacrissman3443
      @aylacrissman3443 Před 3 lety +332

      I tried to read the books. I got through the first, but I couldn’t get into them. And the grandmother was so much colder than in the movies in my experience.

  • @idudagaf
    @idudagaf Před 2 lety +89

    I love this movie, actually both Princess Diaries. They give me a nostalgic feeling i can't really explain. I watched when i was just a kid and was in absolute love with everything in it, it was so original and quirky back in the day when it came out, just like a whole new concept.
    Yeah, watching nowadays as a grown adult it isn't the same as watching it as a 5yo, it's not as funny, you can see its full of comic relief and whatnot, but i still love it because it reminds me of innocent easier days.
    This movies delivers exactly what it offers, and i love it.
    (And Chris Pine, Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews, sign me tf up. Iconic)
    (Joe is a hitman 100%)

  • @batoulelzein1269
    @batoulelzein1269 Před 3 lety +62

    Dylan getting angry at the stylist guy for making him laugh is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life, there are tears in my eyes and my sides hurt from laughing so hard. I'm the type of person to laugh without making any sound, imagine that pain.

  • @inger-marenfjeldheim4910
    @inger-marenfjeldheim4910 Před 4 lety +3356

    That moment when Dylan doesn’t know Julie Andrews curses more than a sailor.

    • @jacobfeagin8560
      @jacobfeagin8560 Před 3 lety +503

      People cuss like sailors
      Sailors cuss like Julie Andrews

    • @arabellastringer3788
      @arabellastringer3788 Před 3 lety +139

      Julie is still a classy and polite lady.

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Před 2 lety +64

      Well, British people are known for cussing

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Před rokem +13

      @@arabellastringer3788 that's true! I saw an interview in which she said that she often swore when learning the guitar for the sound of music

  • @janellefonseca6863
    @janellefonseca6863 Před 5 lety +686

    Dylan: "Every second that you put into your movie needs to have value"
    Also Dylan: *keeps clip of his stomach growling

    • @luiluilu123
      @luiluilu123 Před 5 lety +19

      I think that was the joke because he put it in immediately after he said that

    • @serranifica
      @serranifica Před 5 lety +5

      And that random Cough? What was that all about Dylan?

    • @leonkennedy9650
      @leonkennedy9650 Před 5 lety

      Please tell him to watch the Final Destination franchise!!

    • @NatiPeltz
      @NatiPeltz Před 5 lety +2

      that's the... that's the joke

  • @scarletblack4887
    @scarletblack4887 Před 2 lety +22

    "Get your foot onto the FUCKING GROUND!" Has to be the most anger Dylan has shown.

  • @kangnavig9597
    @kangnavig9597 Před 3 lety +46

    Dylan: “ Don’t you dare touch the queen she mine” 😂

  • @rheapramith
    @rheapramith Před 5 lety +1834

    *Dylan progressively losing his sanity for 29 minutes straight*

  • @rustjones385
    @rustjones385 Před 4 lety +3173

    I just realized that if Nicholas is next in line for the throne he's biologically related to Princess Mia in some way

    • @Lady-Mara
      @Lady-Mara Před 4 lety +56

      Ok, and?

    • @laurenwilson9383
      @laurenwilson9383 Před 4 lety +815

      No, I think they explained he's related from a marriage so not genetically.

    • @abbeygrace9473
      @abbeygrace9473 Před 4 lety +77

      Bro I was literally just thinking about that!!!!!! Like what????

    • @ashildrtheswift3028
      @ashildrtheswift3028 Před 4 lety +37

      @@laurenwilson9383 How would that even work?

    • @fiona2075
      @fiona2075 Před 4 lety +340

      A lot of royal families are actually somewhere related. Their bloodline go back for centuries and most of the past royals are related.

  • @kita1377
    @kita1377 Před 4 lety +39

    That "Joe - Joey" part is a reference to the first movie. When she first meets him he's like" my name is Joe". And she says "can i call you Joey" and he's like "No. Joe".
    So in this one when hes like "Would you prefer to call me Joey?" She says "No. Joe"

  • @sahirpeguero3010
    @sahirpeguero3010 Před 3 lety +60

    Dylan: “i cant watch it i don’t care if this gets 5 million views i just cant watch the second one”
    *watches it*

  • @fa_sollasido
    @fa_sollasido Před 5 lety +383

    No Dylan, THEY ONLY HAD 30 DAYS TO GET MARRIED!

    • @MarinaElisabeth
      @MarinaElisabeth Před 5 lety +15

      If I'm not mistaken, the Queen had asked for a year for Mia to find someone and get married and then the judge person was like "nope, 30 days". So the Mia-guy courtship happened in the span of maybe 20 days (if you account for a few days until he was picked and contacted and some at the end for the actual wedding planning)

  • @kaitlynmunroe1115
    @kaitlynmunroe1115 Před 5 lety +470

    "Is Pine gonna... pine after Anne?" Oh god, the jokes are especially dry today

  • @ThisPixieCreates
    @ThisPixieCreates Před 4 lety +403

    Dylan: "How many times are you going to tell me you directed this movie Gary?"
    Me: Can't stop laughing.
    Also Dylan: Trying really hard to hate the hairdresser until....
    Hairdresser: "You're a cute moose. You make all the boy moose go WHAAA."
    Dylan: "I LOVE THIS GUY!"
    You're awesome Dylan. Thanks for another great video! :)

  • @madisonsapp2011
    @madisonsapp2011 Před 4 lety +43

    I love how for 2 strait movies Joe is refered to as "the hit man"

  • @emeliemcnally2781
    @emeliemcnally2781 Před 4 lety +4366

    I don’t think Dylan noticed that the deadline was changed to thirty days because he was talking to much 😂😂

    • @mariahm9746
      @mariahm9746 Před 2 lety +26

      This is a COMMENTARY channel so of course he’s gonna be talking.

    • @tehillahhopkinson9b736
      @tehillahhopkinson9b736 Před 2 lety +39

      @@xhenetaqaili642 if you're gonna diss someone, at least learn how to spell.

    • @user-ez1pp7bd9o
      @user-ez1pp7bd9o Před 2 lety +3

      @@xhenetaqaili642 you also misspelled “respecting” that’s more than likely what the person was talking about.

    • @BrainDedPerson
      @BrainDedPerson Před 2 lety +15

      @@xhenetaqaili642 Then don't just watch it tho, not that big deal. Every each of us have our own opinions in our lives or even to the movie we watch. If you think that his jokes are lame then you shouldn't probably watching him. Stop stressing out yourself over someone who doesn't even know you or who won't be able to see your comments.

    • @JJ-mr4vv
      @JJ-mr4vv Před 2 lety +4

      @@xhenetaqaili642 💀Not u being butthurt cuz he's not taking a fucking movie seriously

  • @michellep6417
    @michellep6417 Před 4 lety +3456

    I was eating soup when Dylan said:
    “I kissed him and I got wet.”
    Thank you. Thank you Dylan for making me SNORT soup out my nose.

    • @hisoka4671
      @hisoka4671 Před 4 lety +64

      Michelle P 😂 I was eating pasta and read your comment and pasta sauce nearly came out of my nose 😂

    • @stormy5110
      @stormy5110 Před 3 lety +7

      LMAO

    • @michellep6417
      @michellep6417 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jazmyneinthavongdy9009 LOL WHAT ARE U ASKING

    • @jazmyneinthavongdy9009
      @jazmyneinthavongdy9009 Před 3 lety

      @@michellep6417 😅sorry I thought it was funny because of what he had said 😅😅 I can take it down if it makes you uncomfortable

    • @michellep6417
      @michellep6417 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jazmyneinthavongdy9009 no It’s okay, thank you for saying that tho, very kind of you. But no it is funny 😄 *high fives*

  • @Pansexual-Imp
    @Pansexual-Imp Před 4 lety +24

    Oh god i used to listen to that Kelly Clarkson song all the damn time, this move was my shit. Also fun fact, Julie Andrews singing in that scene is kinda a big deal cause that was the first time she sung in a long time since her battle with throat cancer and she was told she wouldn't be able to sing like she used too and while yes she can't just hearing her sing softly was enough to make adult me tear up and I am not ashamed of that xD

  • @v_doll
    @v_doll Před 11 měsíci +8

    21:24 The POINT is is there's no chemistry between them so their kiss is not ever worth screen time. They're showing you as a viewer everything except the important characters which makes it seem unimportant, empty, boring - because that's how their whole relationship is.

    • @themosspit4523
      @themosspit4523 Před 9 měsíci +2

      THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT EXACTLY LIKE THIS ONE so i know i'm not crazy, i love those shots between scenes lmao

  • @crystalion3378
    @crystalion3378 Před 4 lety +1716

    That airport has been edited out of more recent versions. For obvious reasons 🤣

    • @Sink4way
      @Sink4way Před 3 lety +144

      Yeah I was like wait I’ve never seen the airport??

    • @ghosty9104
      @ghosty9104 Před 3 lety +20

      That makes sense

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass Před 3 lety +55

      I could make a more realistic airport in blender lmao

    • @tatianabennett865
      @tatianabennett865 Před 3 lety +27

      I saw it on Disney plus tho it ain’t look that good I laughed so hard even tho it was so late

    • @Sky_h
      @Sky_h Před 2 lety +3

      Why did it get edited out?

  • @miathermopolis3021
    @miathermopolis3021 Před 5 lety +799

    She had to get married within 30 DAYS! It got changed from 1 year to 30 days. Sooooo the “getting to know each other” montage could have been a day hahaha
    Edit: *(I hate that I know this)*

    • @marleycymon3512
      @marleycymon3512 Před 5 lety +8

      Just look at your profile pic😂

    • @miathermopolis3021
      @miathermopolis3021 Před 5 lety

      Marley Cymon Hahahaha oops

    • @dani-jf7ms
      @dani-jf7ms Před 5 lety +3

      ohhh okay i thought i was stupid and never realized almost a year had gone by😭

    • @rachelh1720
      @rachelh1720 Před 5 lety +4

      i think the fact he hated this movie before even watching it made him not pay attention and miss that pretty important detail

  • @skyeh4409
    @skyeh4409 Před 3 lety +37

    Joe- does anything
    Dylan- “ HES GONNA MURDER IT!!”

  • @larissafonseca4007
    @larissafonseca4007 Před 3 lety +46

    This video should be called ‘Dylan conjuring That’s So Raven for 29 minutes straight.’

  • @mbalizwane2783
    @mbalizwane2783 Před 5 lety +511

    I think the reason there's so many useless extras is to emphasize how royals never have privacy and are always surrounded by people that don't play an actual role in their lives. I think the royal setting is created by the extras and the feeling of wealth and power by using fancy wardrobe and fancy themes in the background.

  • @brittneybecker3459
    @brittneybecker3459 Před 5 lety +418

    ROFL I do NOT remember that shitty cgi in the beginning 😂😂

    • @lizycardenas6686
      @lizycardenas6686 Před 5 lety +7

      Girl same I feel like I would remember. I guess I was clueless as a kid 😂😂

    • @gabrielaharries8149
      @gabrielaharries8149 Před 5 lety +16

      i rewatched it like a month ago and didnt notice at all lol but who cares this is the best movie ever made

    • @tdog3753
      @tdog3753 Před 5 lety +2

      SAME Im dying fam

    • @lexsunsh1ne
      @lexsunsh1ne Před 5 lety +2

      you can tell they tried to make it look realistic tho lmao

    • @davidgibbs1188
      @davidgibbs1188 Před 5 lety

      sAMEEE

  • @yespls4184
    @yespls4184 Před 3 lety +21

    Just realized that the evil guy with the beard trying to steal the throne (Viscount Mabrey) is Gimli from Lord of the Rings

  • @elisacamou7336
    @elisacamou7336 Před 3 lety +36

    Alternate title: Dylan getting pissed off about these unnecessary close-ups

  • @krissybee123
    @krissybee123 Před 5 lety +592

    "Have you ever opened a chip bag and half of it is just air?" Yea, Dylan. That's every chip bag ever made.

    • @isabellehughes8743
      @isabellehughes8743 Před 5 lety +1

      Crisps *

    • @Monie71793
      @Monie71793 Před 5 lety +6

      @@isabellehughes8743 *Not British or European?

    • @himalui352
      @himalui352 Před 5 lety +6

      @@Monie71793 we don't even say crisps in europe, that's literally just brits

    • @deejyniece5916
      @deejyniece5916 Před 5 lety +2

      They need to follow Pringle’s example lol

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 Před 5 lety

      conspiracy theory at least they're not full of chips, otherwise they'd be covered in mold. Now you know why there's so much air in them, there's an actual reason

  • @dais3dnconfus3d
    @dais3dnconfus3d Před 5 lety +322

    come on, dylan, we've all wanted to mattress surf at least ONCE in our lives

    • @emmadoster
      @emmadoster Před 5 lety +2

      a mess™ I did it once because of this movie

    • @isabelah3023
      @isabelah3023 Před 5 lety +3

      I want to right now

  • @becca53444
    @becca53444 Před 3 lety +87

    I’m not even gonna lie. I only love this movie because of Chris Pine’s face.

  • @lilliangrace1872
    @lilliangrace1872 Před 3 lety +28

    "what's the point in showing the reaction of a goat, tO A KISS" I'm dying lol

  • @sophietyler4301
    @sophietyler4301 Před 5 lety +843

    Dylan a couple of months ago: I don’t know fandom names are kinda cringe.
    Dylan’s every video now: WHAT IS UP TROUBLEMAKERS!

  • @lottiegf
    @lottiegf Před 5 lety +431

    I was gonna be so mad if he hated the moose joke. That's my favourite thing about this movie.

    • @Ace-ht9dj
      @Ace-ht9dj Před 5 lety +5

      same, I reference it way too much 😂😅

    • @lottiegf
      @lottiegf Před 5 lety +1

      @@Ace-ht9dj Honestly same

  • @nikat2648
    @nikat2648 Před 3 lety +26

    “GET THAT FOOT ON THE GROUND WE TALKED ABOUT THIS” hahahahahah I’m dying

  • @audreyfairbanks9722
    @audreyfairbanks9722 Před 4 lety +38

    17:03 The “Oh that is so raven” line had me 😂😂😂

  • @Poopie22
    @Poopie22 Před 5 lety +489

    Dude: if the 30 day limit expires , the throne is ours!
    Dylan: Omg it's been 9 months!!

    • @Mercedes.666
      @Mercedes.666 Před 4 lety +53

      and then "so its been 11 months"
      like no Dylan ... honey...they only gave her 1 month
      watch the movie dumbass

    • @turingttested
      @turingttested Před 4 lety +8

      in the beginning they gave her one year, then they said she only had 30 days left. that’s one month. one month less than a year is 11 months. it’s been 11 months she has one month left.

    • @hannahz6848
      @hannahz6848 Před 4 lety +40

      Jeremy Corboy no. It was changed to 30 days right before she slammed the vent shut.

  • @therealtragicclown
    @therealtragicclown Před 5 lety +557

    Dylan and his obsession with Joe being a hitman😂😂😂😂😂

    • @angelfan2009
      @angelfan2009 Před 4 lety +21

      i hope he ended up realizing that Joe wasn't a hitman. He was the queen's security

    • @amarzya445
      @amarzya445 Před 3 lety +5

      @@angelfan2009 I mean Joe is definitely a hitman, they just can't show that in a kid's movie ^^

    • @wassup3922
      @wassup3922 Před 3 lety

      Nicole Holbrook

  • @ViaCRoz
    @ViaCRoz Před rokem +9

    A couple of the things I really loved in the vid was your attention to the background characters reactions and details and how excited u were when the "hitman" spoke to the villian. 😂

  • @lrose123
    @lrose123 Před 3 lety +11

    27:17 reminded me of high school musical when coach Bolton said “what are those 2 doing in a tree” I dunno why, it’s just the way he said it

  • @racheld1082
    @racheld1082 Před 5 lety +489

    Dylan just fangirling over Julie Andrews for a full 29 mins 😭❤️

  • @effiekeph519
    @effiekeph519 Před 5 lety +334

    "Get your foot ONTO the f*cking ground" MARRY ME

  • @_flyingseer_2780
    @_flyingseer_2780 Před 3 lety +31

    "i kissed him and i got wet"
    him laughs at his statement..... laughs again because he realizes what hes done.

  • @katielorentz8402
    @katielorentz8402 Před rokem +34

    This movie is a masterpiece and Dylan just doesn’t understand it because it wasn’t made for him lol

  • @razanhraisha4039
    @razanhraisha4039 Před 5 lety +2082

    Dylan: I can’t watch the sequel even if this gets 5 million views..
    *video gets 400k views*
    Also Dylan:

  • @rochellefrechette2792
    @rochellefrechette2792 Před 4 lety +2377

    "If Kpop stars were Caucasian."
    Me: ... He was singing in Mandarin but yes....

    • @beerroots3619
      @beerroots3619 Před 3 lety +70

      Lmaoo I was looking for this comment

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan Před 3 lety +32

      i feel like i recognize the song he was singing but i can't put my finger on it

    • @georgecooper9766
      @georgecooper9766 Před 3 lety +31

      @@abbie_joan it was the song from the end of the first movie~

    • @Pomagranite167
      @Pomagranite167 Před 3 lety +33

      It's miracles happens by myra, song from the first movie. 2 of my siblings never realized it, while me and my brother were just sitting there like "dude.....we've seen this movie like 6 times now and you're JUST NOW getting it?"

    • @MA-yc7pz
      @MA-yc7pz Před 3 lety +5

      The 1st was better to me XD

  • @shaminitwi94
    @shaminitwi94 Před 4 lety +17

    his utter glee at 7:12 is all I lived for in this video

  • @shannonaardsma7716
    @shannonaardsma7716 Před rokem +6

    "But a very cute moose. Make all the boy moose go 'Hwaaaa'." My family quotes this all the time, I'm so glad Dylan laughed. 😂😂