This Movie Gave Me Depression (Princess Protection Program)

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  • čas přidán 16. 03. 2019
  • Major Mason
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  • @TeenDream888
    @TeenDream888 Před 4 lety +15326

    the difference between an alligator and a crocodile is that one will see you later and the other in a little while.

  • @larrystylinson4757
    @larrystylinson4757 Před 4 lety +8412

    “I need some death, just give me a death” little did he know it would be his own soul dying by the end of the movie

  • @brijohnson8608
    @brijohnson8608 Před 3 lety +7981

    "This video isn't even going to be funny"
    You severely underestimate how sadistic your audience is.

  • @xbookwormqueenx
    @xbookwormqueenx Před 4 lety +11867

    Imagine how much money Dylan would’ve saved if Disney+ came out during his Disney movie marathon 😹

    • @IvyG-C
      @IvyG-C Před 4 lety +282

      Ikr 😂 we all could have saved money

    • @dr.serafinorengovega8475
      @dr.serafinorengovega8475 Před 3 lety +18

      Ikrrr

    • @highsun76
      @highsun76 Před 3 lety +133

      Disney plus won't let you screen record lmaooo. Too money hungry to allow it.

    • @celesteha7492
      @celesteha7492 Před 3 lety +49

      @@highsun76 He did record The Little Mermaid on Disney+ though?

    • @highsun76
      @highsun76 Před 3 lety +47

      @@celesteha7492 ooh serious? I accidentally took a screenshot while I was watching a Disney movie and it wouldn't let me.

  • @janelle8137
    @janelle8137 Před 5 lety +28590

    "You have to be like seven years old to buy into this plot" WE WERE SEVEN 😭😭😭

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 Před 5 lety +2676

      AND WE LOVED IT

    • @rawrbabez3
      @rawrbabez3 Před 5 lety +1330

      He's 27, this was after his time so he doesn't get it *sigh*

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 Před 5 lety +428

      @@rawrbabez3 I mean, I'm 26 and I've seen this movie when I was a kid lol I guess he just didn't like Selena

    • @normadessauer3867
      @normadessauer3867 Před 5 lety +73

      I screamed 😂

    • @nataliamontserrat4519
      @nataliamontserrat4519 Před 5 lety +78

      Mina D i think he was more into sky high or American pie

  • @kenzie1256
    @kenzie1256 Před 4 lety +19048

    "This kid looks like he's 30, THIS kid looks like he's 11."
    You... you just perfectly described the dichotomy of high school boys.

    • @earlofbroadst
      @earlofbroadst Před 4 lety +461

      At 24 years of age, I apparently still look 12, lol. 😂

    • @Gabriel-de4gp
      @Gabriel-de4gp Před 4 lety +87

      @@earlofbroadst mood

    • @poggies7639
      @poggies7639 Před 4 lety +139

      Jake Starbuck me but At 22, last year in a pub (although I was 21 to be fair) a guy was like ‘no Offence but you look about 12 like’

    • @indigobleu4243
      @indigobleu4243 Před 4 lety +55

      bro fr i was just thinking abt how hs boys vary like that

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint Před 4 lety +66

      @@earlofbroadst I had to explain to my colleagues that no I'm not 18, I'm 27.

  • @pnutbutter933
    @pnutbutter933 Před 3 lety +4827

    22:47
    so the island isn’t on most maps...but it’s in a high school magazine in Louisiana. ✨movie logic✨

    • @aliadoherty2461
      @aliadoherty2461 Před 3 lety +105

      New Zealand is left off of maps sometimes. It's amusing

    • @8888zod
      @8888zod Před 3 lety +143

      my country, cabo verde, isn't on many maps. it's literally an island nation. he was so mad but i was like dylan this is literally my life...

    • @anaaraujo3941
      @anaaraujo3941 Před 2 lety +16

      @@8888zod omg, this is kinda sad, by the way I really want go to Cabo Verde some day

    • @vaniaramsawack-wu9333
      @vaniaramsawack-wu9333 Před 2 lety +3

      I said the same thing watching this movie. I was so confused.

    • @HeelBJC
      @HeelBJC Před 2 lety +3

      @@8888zod I don't believe you.

  • @marietnoix1744
    @marietnoix1744 Před 3 lety +4682

    You know this movie is bad when a native french speaker doesn’t understand a single sentence of Demi’s french

    • @unknown_k55
      @unknown_k55 Před 3 lety +375

      And im a native spanish speaker and i must say... Those accents... For God's sake. At least they managed to actually say something grammatically correct. But that "cawrne mysteriosà" thing, is sending me- (I get they aren't native speakers, tho. But- I can, at least, make fun of it a little bit.)
      wanted to know if she said something interesting in french, but- I guess I'll never know

    • @rosie8909
      @rosie8909 Před 3 lety +148

      This is what I think in every movie with the americans-against-the-Nazis plot, because the German is so bad. Or in how I met your mother, the German guy, he or the screenwriter was so bad in german, they just made up words. Or all this other movies and series with German people.
      But it's also pretty funny, because you can see people struggling with their lines and I keep imagining someone having to keep saying the lines to the actors because they are so confused XD.

    • @markly5460
      @markly5460 Před 3 lety +86

      @@unknown_k55 bruh im a native spanish speaker too and the accents are not that bad, specially for the cook that said carne misteriosa, demi has the accent of someone learning, y'all making a fuss out of this fr

    • @unknown_k55
      @unknown_k55 Před 3 lety +52

      @@markly5460 You know, I was actually watching it again bc I'm bored... And i listened to it and you're kinda right, the cooker is actually pretty good at it. Maybe even she is a native speaker, but idk why that time it sounded so out of tune for me. Maybe bc of that one dude that was rolling his r's to much and i was pretty hesitant about the accents that when someone actually said something in spanish i thought it sounded weird, idk- (maybe that dude is actually a spanish speaker too and he was overdoing it for the sake of comedy, I'll never know) but I didn't meant to be rude or anything, it just sounded funny at the time
      Edit: "at the time" lo digo como si hubieran pasado años, o algo así xD

    • @sangokuakira5596
      @sangokuakira5596 Před 3 lety +47

      @@unknown_k55 She just said that English was her favorite language because she's American and then she asked the teacher if her practice of french has suited her. Nothing interesting.

  • @user-ut7kx2jw3j
    @user-ut7kx2jw3j Před 5 lety +2681

    the fact her country doesn't show up on maps but her face is in the front of teen magazines?????

    • @AnjuSingh-dm4eq
      @AnjuSingh-dm4eq Před 5 lety +155

      Seems legit...

    • @rihana21x
      @rihana21x Před 5 lety +47

      Sounds about right.

    • @brianchikwendu1465
      @brianchikwendu1465 Před 5 lety +4

      Anju Singh looool😆

    • @AnjuSingh-dm4eq
      @AnjuSingh-dm4eq Před 5 lety +6

      Must be something to do with the fact that their imagination is shit? But lol, maybe I am wrong.

    • @Dave-mh3oi
      @Dave-mh3oi Před 5 lety +8

      Well my city is not on the map 🤷🏽‍♂️ so it's not that surprising

  • @wendybijellberg
    @wendybijellberg Před 5 lety +8438

    "why does everyone have an accent except demi lovato?" DUDE I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT

    • @bloopdaddy
      @bloopdaddy Před 5 lety +44

      how do you have 1.4k likes but no comments?

    • @wendybijellberg
      @wendybijellberg Před 5 lety +40

      @@bloopdaddy i don't know lmao

    • @bloopdaddy
      @bloopdaddy Před 5 lety +22

      @@wendybijellberg well, i'm your 1st comment!

    • @qaadirakhan7686
      @qaadirakhan7686 Před 5 lety +72

      At first I thought it was similar to where I'm from, where I'm around tons of ethnically Indians and all their parents, aunts, uncles whatever have strong accents, but they have non.....
      Clearly not the case lol

    • @aresb5181
      @aresb5181 Před 5 lety +8

      demi has accent???

  • @atomickitten6741
    @atomickitten6741 Před 3 lety +2901

    Demi speaking a foreign language: yfjdcjd
    Me a French person: I don’t get it
    Dylan: that was French
    Me: 👁👄👁

    • @palaceofbrilliance6164
      @palaceofbrilliance6164 Před 3 lety +176

      the French was terrible. like a week ago I watched bridgeton and they briefly speak French and the girl goes "ma mère était franchise, vous savez." and then she says some more phrases and it's just not understandable. so terrible. and they had the nerve to make her say "my mom was French..."

    • @lonelyberg1316
      @lonelyberg1316 Před 3 lety +26

      I am french and it was easy to understand though

    • @palaceofbrilliance6164
      @palaceofbrilliance6164 Před 3 lety +53

      @@lonelyberg1316 if you're not used to a foreign accent it can be hard. but yeah one would expect that she wouldn't have one, given the fact that she probably had tutoring from a young age by a French person

    • @lonelyberg1316
      @lonelyberg1316 Před 3 lety +4

      @@palaceofbrilliance6164 you're right

    • @eating_pizza_doesnt_make_y9376
      @eating_pizza_doesnt_make_y9376 Před 3 lety +35

      In gilmore girls, Paris has a nanny that is portuguese and yet she speaks a mixture of portuguese and spanish, like why? Portuguese is my main language and I could barely understand her. This is just me ranting though 😂

  • @clairefolks5420
    @clairefolks5420 Před 3 lety +654

    I like how Dylan wanted Selena and Demi to hate each other in the beginning, but was annoyed when Selena actually didn't like her for majority of the film.

    • @valeriaferrari9737
      @valeriaferrari9737 Před 2 lety +40

      Fr 😂 To be fair though, it was more like Selena didn't like her and Demi wanted her to like her. So it was just sad because you felt bad for Demi and annoyed at Selena

  • @iEffloresce
    @iEffloresce Před 5 lety +16875

    Dylan: watches DISNEY movies geared towards children and pre-teens
    Also Dylan: where are the GUN FIGHTS?? when is someone going to DIE???

    • @lisdmon6538
      @lisdmon6538 Před 5 lety +518

      to be fair when i watched this as a kid i had the same thoughts

    • @morley364
      @morley364 Před 5 lety +398

      I mean, there's actually plenty of fights and death in their animated movies

    • @michaelasmith4001
      @michaelasmith4001 Před 5 lety +58

      @@morley364 True...

    • @RR-ir6ss
      @RR-ir6ss Před 5 lety +82

      Even if they're kids' films, you can still have deaths.

    • @Alchemy818.
      @Alchemy818. Před 5 lety +66

      Have you read warriors by Erin hunter? Those books are targeted to children and there are more deaths in the first ark than I can count!
      One cat died by bleeding out while giving birth!

  • @mariak1534
    @mariak1534 Před 4 lety +8871

    When Selena Gomez is suppose to be the “ugly looked over girl” and doesn’t get the guy
    Me: ....ight imma just head out

    • @sademouton7391
      @sademouton7391 Před 3 lety +271

      Ong, that was really taking me out of the movie.

    • @lyn8834
      @lyn8834 Před 3 lety +402

      If Selena Gomez can’t get a guy what hope is there for the actual ugly girls *cough cough* me

    • @everythingdoodle6802
      @everythingdoodle6802 Před 3 lety +90

      @@lyn8834 I’m sure your beautiful!

    • @2wingo
      @2wingo Před 3 lety +65

      She's not ugly, she's poor.

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 Před 3 lety +38

      @@2wingo "poor"

  • @connercosplayssometimes9672
    @connercosplayssometimes9672 Před 3 lety +623

    "Do you ever get so depressed that you just can't talk?"
    Oh, you mean life? Is that not just life?

    • @unknown_k55
      @unknown_k55 Před 3 lety +20

      I felt that on a spiritual level-

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Před měsícem

      Isn't that most people everyday?

  • @Spiffyomar
    @Spiffyomar Před 3 lety +900

    The fact that those girls found out that she was a princess and told the princess herself and they didn’t have any consequences whatsoever blows my mind, like I’m sure they would have been arrested by the agency or something

  • @Rhedd30
    @Rhedd30 Před 5 lety +5265

    Something about a 27 year old man watching this kills me lmao

  • @sofiaargueda1518
    @sofiaargueda1518 Před 5 lety +5182

    I can not believe that this movie depressed you more than Bratz

    • @jerrpie
      @jerrpie Před 5 lety +117

      I thought the same thing lol

    • @gray1648
      @gray1648 Před 5 lety +183

      I was thinking that too, after brats, I'm not sure you could get any worse

    • @Call.Me.Brianna
      @Call.Me.Brianna Před 5 lety +89

      me too. I at first thought he was joking but then it hit me he was serious

    • @felize2735
      @felize2735 Před 5 lety +4

      Samee hahaha

    • @victoriaque601
      @victoriaque601 Před 5 lety +94

      Sofia Argueda it’s because this movie was anti climactic and literally nothing in it was fun. But this was my childhood so I don’t really get it either

  • @hoshination6607
    @hoshination6607 Před 4 lety +316

    We gonna talk about how those crowns from the dollar store......like my school at least had the decency to go to the jewelry store in the mall and get a decent priced one

  • @satsuki4646
    @satsuki4646 Před 3 lety +272

    who tf buys bait on their way to school
    edit: I love that Dylan continuously sacrifices his sanity for our enjoyment

    • @kiranightshade7254
      @kiranightshade7254 Před rokem +2

      maybe they were going to put worms in someone's backpack or something.

  • @PolliitoAle
    @PolliitoAle Před 5 lety +10618

    "HOW DID THEY EVEN RECOGNIZE HER?? SHE GOT A HAIR TRIM" lmao I can't stop replaying that

    • @slurpymcdirp1123
      @slurpymcdirp1123 Před 4 lety +19

      PolliitoAle hahahahaha same

    • @simplymiraculous6494
      @simplymiraculous6494 Před 4 lety +38

      PolliitoAle miraculous be like-

    • @justme7410
      @justme7410 Před 3 lety +15

      Reminds me of Miraculous...Adrien’s hair is literally just messier as Chat Noir lmao

    • @seulgisknife8155
      @seulgisknife8155 Před 3 lety +4

      @@justme7410 his eyes are also different as chat noir

    • @JSainte17
      @JSainte17 Před 3 lety +7

      Right after this, when she said, "I have a duty to my people." I laughed at the same time Dylan did, and I was like, "Yeahhh." Then he said, "I haven't bought into any of this.".
      And I was like, "Right. Definitely. I wasn't laughing at 'duty'." Cause that's where this movie has taken me.

  • @steph66062
    @steph66062 Před 5 lety +11031

    I genuinely think we were all so blinded by Demi and Selena acting together that we didn't realise how terrible this movie was 😂

  • @philswiftismygod1451
    @philswiftismygod1451 Před 3 lety +215

    "you have to be 7 to buy into this"
    me when I was like 9 or 10: She has a duty to her people!!

  • @shouldntbe8037
    @shouldntbe8037 Před 4 lety +512

    Dylan: The less I understand, the better the movie is
    Me speaking French, English and Spanish: ;-; Agree

    • @Ariana_80
      @Ariana_80 Před 2 lety +4

      Sameeee

    • @nedjarimene
      @nedjarimene Před 2 lety +1

      Lmao same, sprinkle some Arabic in there and I would've been had

  • @-ellie-
    @-ellie- Před 5 lety +4478

    "The less I understand,the better the movie is" ~ Dylan 2019

  • @sandwich7961
    @sandwich7961 Před 4 lety +5208

    "i wonder if justin bieber ever watches this movie" HAHAHAHHSHDHHDHJA THAT TOOK ME OUTTTTT

  • @alisha4296
    @alisha4296 Před 3 lety +87

    I love how genuinely different his reactions are to this movie compared to most others on this channel. Most of the time if he predicts a line he gets really excited and it's so enjoyable to share in that happiness. And then in this--he either looks so dead inside when he predicts the line or just gets so visibly angry that it's so fucking funny man

  • @calamaria9221
    @calamaria9221 Před 4 lety +120

    "Hmmm well the princess has longer hair, so it can't be her. Move along"

  • @hothotheat3000
    @hothotheat3000 Před 4 lety +3219

    Her coronation dress looks like a Party City version of Belle’s ballroom gown.

    • @aadrianaad
      @aadrianaad Před 4 lety +66

      hothotheat3000 i thought u said coronacation and thought u predicted it from 8 months ago🤣

    • @amandacrossen8311
      @amandacrossen8311 Před 4 lety +5

      Omg it totally does

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 Před 4 lety +44

      with a mix of anastasia's dress in the dream sequence at the palace

    • @brandonlinares2093
      @brandonlinares2093 Před 3 lety +20

      Still looks better than Emma Watson’s version

    • @kathrynkelly454
      @kathrynkelly454 Před 3 lety +4

      I got more Anastasia vibes

  • @eden5461
    @eden5461 Před 4 lety +8606

    It’s my favorite thing when Dylan realizes he predicted the line of a character right before they say it 😂

  • @gingerkatherina
    @gingerkatherina Před 4 lety +258

    "I want her to steal her dad"
    You watch too many sugar baby hallmark movies

  • @saragibson6810
    @saragibson6810 Před 4 lety +244

    Dylan: Is he a secret agent?!
    The movie: YES

  • @elenajovancic6208
    @elenajovancic6208 Před 5 lety +2547

    It's not on the map, but it is in the newspapers

  • @maifortyseven9970
    @maifortyseven9970 Před 5 lety +2530

    okay this movie is obviously not winning any oscars but like... worse than bratz??? I beg to differ.

    • @gamzeuyanik9624
      @gamzeuyanik9624 Před 5 lety +14

      Mai forty seven ] then beg

    • @gamzeuyanik9624
      @gamzeuyanik9624 Před 5 lety +2

      Jk girl 🤪

    • @marketamackova5003
      @marketamackova5003 Před 5 lety +1

      I just checked your profile and guuuurl. Your liked vids... You're me.

    • @greendayfecer
      @greendayfecer Před 5 lety +14

      Last. airbender. I just, anyone can mention that to this day. And a fan of the cartoon will go on a 4 hour rant. I say 4 hours for 3 reasons. 1. The show was a masterpiece, 2. It dealt with real stuff. And 3 it was still able to be campy. Penguin sleighing, the thing in ba sing sae when aang met up with his BFF. But all of that became became depressing af. I just why did M night do that?!

    • @tsakaneshikwambana5778
      @tsakaneshikwambana5778 Před 5 lety +9

      Bratz was gold when it came out

  • @Alleballe
    @Alleballe Před 3 lety +93

    Imagine how awkward the burping scene must have been since she just opens her mouth and Selena’s like “ hehehe”

  • @estea17
    @estea17 Před rokem +35

    when ever i feel sad i watch this video and somehow dylan suffering through this makes me feel so much better

  • @knivspit
    @knivspit Před 5 lety +6915

    I feel like Dylan needs to watch a horror movie. He’s been craving the death of characters lately

    • @jadend9757
      @jadend9757 Před 5 lety +66

      lmao that's true. Btw I love Dean, his music is dope 👌

    • @DorianCairne
      @DorianCairne Před 5 lety +35

      I'd seriously like to see that.

    • @bookssssss
      @bookssssss Před 5 lety +43

      YES OMG he need to watch Hush

    • @yasminazayat9623
      @yasminazayat9623 Před 5 lety +10

      Yeah he should there’s a good series I watched well technically a mini series ( 4 episodes) it’s called the cry, it’s a psychological thriller and murder mystery which is SUPER worth watching

    • @Rayna_90
      @Rayna_90 Před 5 lety +14

      Like House of Wax x'D

  • @mianetland7031
    @mianetland7031 Před 5 lety +738

    “This kid over here looks like he’s 30, this kid looks like he’s 11.”
    *That’s Disney movies for you*

    • @marnav4217
      @marnav4217 Před 4 lety +15

      It's funny how that's how high school actually is, at least that's how mine was. There was a kid that literally looked 9 and a guy who looked like he was 30.😂

  • @samuelshchupak5752
    @samuelshchupak5752 Před 3 lety +99

    So I know this is about a year late, but what Disney-hired costume designer thought it’d be a good idea for the evil general dude to wear the Russian Imperial coat of arms on his beret thingy?

  • @martychisnall
    @martychisnall Před rokem +5

    The country’s not on any maps, but the royal family appears in teen gossip magazines? Ok sure.

  • @laurenare2184
    @laurenare2184 Před 5 lety +3915

    “i want to speak to major mason. i only trust to major mason.”
    “Major Mason”
    “mAjOR mASoN”
    “MAJOR MASON”
    *MAJOR MASONN*
    😆😆😆

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 4 lety +9

      reminds me of a great avgn bit..bubbahotep...bubbahotep...

    • @diamondbaker1419
      @diamondbaker1419 Před 4 lety +15

      That part made me laugh...actually, the whole video made me laugh

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Před 4 lety +5

      I'ma need that meme DEEP FRIED, SON!

  • @nei_chan8201
    @nei_chan8201 Před 5 lety +779

    “You have to be like seven years old to buy into this plot”
    *was seven years old when the movie came out and I loved it*
    Welp...

    • @ne2604
      @ne2604 Před 5 lety +18

      Nei_Chan we all did😂

    • @Itsbritney94
      @Itsbritney94 Před 5 lety +16

      Natalia Edwards I was 10 and I absolutely loved this movie!

    • @zoeyouds5892
      @zoeyouds5892 Před 5 lety +4

      Ikr my seven year old self feels attacked

    • @mariagoespro
      @mariagoespro Před 5 lety +6

      oof same, although I was 9
      when I clicked on this I was like "pffft there's no way it's that bad I love this movie" and I gotta admit, the years did not treat the movie well..

    • @rainbowdreams341
      @rainbowdreams341 Před 5 lety

      Wow I was actually five when this came out but I probably watched it around the age of seven when I watched it as well lol

  • @heatherweeks1487
    @heatherweeks1487 Před 2 lety +34

    It's fun for me to see someone else suffer through this. I have a 19 year old daughter and a 12 year old!! I had to watch this movie over and over with the eldest when it was first made and then again when my youngest was growing up.
    All things Disney and nickelodeon I relived over and over and over....

    • @nonacrina
      @nonacrina Před 2 lety +3

      I’m so sorry for my parents who had to suffer through me watching high school musical 283472827292738 times

    • @Bubbline13
      @Bubbline13 Před 2 lety +5

      I think I picked a good movie to watch over and over again when I was little. I put Tangled on repeat all day every day and I still love that movie

  • @haweoo.villyy
    @haweoo.villyy Před 3 lety +74

    Dylan’s acting at 21:25 was actually believable😂so I was confused

  • @veeveekobza5305
    @veeveekobza5305 Před 4 lety +2177

    As someone in high school. Some people look ten and some look 30 with full-blown beards.

    • @taymo2199
      @taymo2199 Před 3 lety +18

      This is 100% factual.

    • @veeveekobza5305
      @veeveekobza5305 Před 3 lety +5

      Tayli M yep, I mean I look like 25 and I’m 16 so

    • @slipknotter
      @slipknotter Před 3 lety +2

      Proud to say I am the 1k like

    • @LadyAhro
      @LadyAhro Před 3 lety +9

      My classmate's brother the year above us grew a full dark brown beard at 16, it was extremely impressive. But they definitely couldn't make him shave it off as it was a fairly multicultural highschool and there were a couple of Sikh guys in the year and not shaving the face is pretty key there. So this white dude had a full beard and probably was the envy of all the guys in the year. He definitely looked much older, although some of the girls definitely looked like they were almost 20.
      It's been about 8 years since then but it's definitely one of those things that sticks around in the memory.

    • @omniomelet1472
      @omniomelet1472 Před 3 lety +2

      True. I look ten and my friend Ava looks 25.

  • @rose-511
    @rose-511 Před 5 lety +905

    okay selena and demi was a power team and no one can change my mind.

    • @totally5694
      @totally5694 Před 5 lety +75

      that movie would've been like 10 times better if their characters fell for each other and became a couple tbh

    • @rose-511
      @rose-511 Před 5 lety +12

      ToTally where’s the lie

    • @JulyIzHere
      @JulyIzHere Před 5 lety +22

      @@totally5694 ew no. Making romance out of something that definitely doesn't need romance. Not saying that because they're both females either. But no. 💀their charachters literally would be horrible for the plot

    • @kaelynsynna2428
      @kaelynsynna2428 Před 5 lety +18

      ToTally, you’re literally only saying that because you want to force homosexuality into a movie, for no reason..

    • @rose-511
      @rose-511 Před 5 lety +21

      Aphrodite lmao literally chill 😹 it’s not in the movie, it’s just fun to think of different ways the movie could go ... it’s harmless

  • @lornithorynquedelespace9385

    13:42 her French is so bad I didn't even get she was talking in French, and I am French.

  • @ihaveacookie9861
    @ihaveacookie9861 Před 4 lety +102

    12:52 there was a scene where Selena grabs a milk carton and drinks it out of there idk why but 8 year old me thought it was so satisfying to watch.

    • @ihaveacookie9861
      @ihaveacookie9861 Před 3 lety +2

      Kristian Alexis I used to drink it from the carton but now I just drink in a cup 😂

    • @morphixmonarch
      @morphixmonarch Před 3 lety +10

      I stared in horror as a kid because I knew mom would be so PISSED at me if I did that

  • @athenaruelas
    @athenaruelas Před 5 lety +6851

    You should watch Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior edit: wow this comment blew up if you see this Dylan love you and also watch the Teen Beach movies pls

  • @friendlymushroom716
    @friendlymushroom716 Před 5 lety +3858

    I'm sorry, you become queen of a country, but then a year later, you're an agent for a protection program?... I thought you had a duty to your people lol

    • @pdoglarsen
      @pdoglarsen Před 5 lety +124

      Ha, duty.

    • @vandy5206
      @vandy5206 Před 4 lety +12

      This movie is for preteens...

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 4 lety +23

      you know whats so sad on top of the movie itself and hes right about?...they didnt even really film like in lousiana yet they want kids to think it all looks like this forrest cause its easy to film then you know showing an actual dock or city in the state which looks like every other fucking big city and they did it so they can stay on set in hollywood and have their asian bully and not show the palace and be able to be cheap with where the characters are and make it seem like anywhere ...yeah cause ssian girls love backwoods..smdh...like who the fuck thought for one second selena gomez of all teens was your average girl?..shes a wizard for god's sake...

    • @helenadetroya9265
      @helenadetroya9265 Před 4 lety +13

      @@vandy5206 The audience that is meant for doesn't justify poor quality

    • @haechan_dream3373
      @haechan_dream3373 Před 4 lety +13

      Okay but I was i the only one that’s never watched that one year later scene cuz when I saw it. I was highly confused

  • @slushypal4145
    @slushypal4145 Před 3 lety +61

    Dylan: You have to be like 7 years old to buy into this plot
    Intended viewers: Yes...

  • @fandomgodmother4903
    @fandomgodmother4903 Před 4 lety +22

    You can see him go through the 5 stages of grief

  • @vijayalakshmisundar2260
    @vijayalakshmisundar2260 Před 5 lety +2661

    11:10 "That woman actually looks like a bus driver, that's good casting" buwahahahahaha what?! I couldn't stop laughing!

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 4 lety +39

      he wanted to say something they got right....at least they casted one character correctly...

    • @nars_bars8774
      @nars_bars8774 Před 4 lety +5

      No but like I had an elementary school bus driver who looked almost exactly like her, and she would always play country radio in the bus nonstop

  • @ebonih8460
    @ebonih8460 Před 5 lety +1731

    "I want to die"
    A second later...
    "I want a refund"
    Me every day

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 4 lety

      okay so this is random but I promise it connects to this guys review in some ways here my point out so I was listening to some david bowie less than jake reel big fish and the song video killed the radio star not sure you know any of them today but like you realize how passionate some things are an out there and experimental trying to be subversive yet submerssive at the same time counter culture against the grain trying their hardest a stand out anti established different coming from a new angle perspective whether it be music or t.v. film whatever medium floats your boat...thats why it gets loved and deserved praise for trying something ...this fucking film is a tax write off...its literally just putting together 3 different things we seen before and making a nothing film by combining them with no reason..i hate films that do that poorly...watch cadet kelly its a similar cluster but its well done for a purpose..this movie is like the opposite of that film

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 4 lety +1

      he made fun of the burp but like half the dialogue is clearly redubbed...because they were tire dof doing live takes i'm sure of these actors not being able to act emote or remember lines so they said we will fix it in post production its fine

    • @Saralee932
      @Saralee932 Před 4 lety +3

      Asmosis Jones wtf

    • @amber6473
      @amber6473 Před 4 lety +1

      @@razkable im so scared

  • @sevenseas4520
    @sevenseas4520 Před 2 lety +7

    Can we talk about JUST HOW MANY PRINCESSES WERE IN THIS PROTECTION PROGRAM in the beginning?
    Now, I’m no expert, but I’m finding it hard to believe that there are THAT many monarchies in that day and age that need their Princesses protected from some kind of huge danger in their own countries

  • @noorykorky5056
    @noorykorky5056 Před 3 lety +37

    18:15 - 18:19
    Demi: "I wonder if he is beautiful on the inside as well."
    Dylan, aggressively whispering: "HE IS NOT!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @9annax
    @9annax Před 5 lety +965

    Her country it's not even on a map but she's on a magazine??? Like... How does this work???

    • @sudekilic1386
      @sudekilic1386 Před 3 lety +24

      CasUsE iT wAs a MagaZiNe iN SpANish

    • @littlelou050
      @littlelou050 Před 3 lety +29

      She said it wasn't on most big maps because bigger countries like America don't care for it. That doesn't mean its completely unknown and school library's have all types of shit in them anyway so it's not that crazy lol

  • @oglifeline1005
    @oglifeline1005 Před 5 lety +1517

    My elementary school best friend and I would sing one and the same together all the time 😭 we pretended to be selena and demi I LOVE THIS FILM OKAY

  • @AlyssaGiron
    @AlyssaGiron Před 4 lety +36

    "But in back woods Louisiana.. not even like Lafayette"
    Oh, Dylan honey... Lafayette is back woods Lousiana

    • @ashlynparrott7130
      @ashlynparrott7130 Před 2 lety +3

      Nah, you ever suffered a day in Lacassine or Evans? Lafayette is the home of the "city folk"

  • @suglendymulero6392
    @suglendymulero6392 Před 2 měsíci +5

    When Dylan said " you have to be 7yrs old to buy into this plot" I was 7yrs old when the movie came out and I LOVED this movie but now Dylan has made it into pure comedy for me LOL

  • @agnieszkaramirez8545
    @agnieszkaramirez8545 Před 5 lety +1514

    NO MY CHILDHOOD MOVIE. DYLAN ALWAYS RUINS THESE FOR ME BUT I LOVE THEM 😭.

    • @Nabruu
      @Nabruu Před 5 lety +84

      It's awful, you only love it because it was part of your childhood lol I love it too tho

    • @kaixavier2
      @kaixavier2 Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah I loveee this movie

    • @GCArts
      @GCArts Před 5 lety +1

      same

    • @ne2604
      @ne2604 Před 5 lety +1

      Agnieszka Ramirez ikrrrrr thats what i saiddd

    • @hope5238
      @hope5238 Před 5 lety

      Same

  • @kittengurl220
    @kittengurl220 Před 4 lety +4610

    I always thought Demi and Selena should’ve switched roles.

  • @rinbrig
    @rinbrig Před 2 lety +3

    I’m from Louisiana and I remember being so aggravated with this movie as a kid because I’m all the wide shots there’s mountains and Louisiana is flat as hell

  • @helen.copo.
    @helen.copo. Před 3 lety +79

    Dylan: "HoW dO YoU gET StUCk iN a CoNVerTaBlE?"
    Me: Someone call an ambulance cuz I'm dying of laughter

    • @helen.copo.
      @helen.copo. Před 3 lety +2

      I'm sad. This was my favorite DCOM next to Starstruck and Frenemies.

  • @Andrea_Kelly
    @Andrea_Kelly Před 5 lety +349

    "Yes hello. I'd like to refute a charge on my MasterCard. It's a movie...The Princess Protection Program. Yeah I didn't buy that. I would NEVER buy that. I'd rather go blind before ever watching it."
    - - - -
    "Yes I did rent Cinderella Story 1 and 2. Yup. Mean Girls 1 and 2. And Bratz."
    - - - -
    "So according to my history you won't refund me MY MONEY?!?!!"
    - - - -
    "Fine! Can I at least exchange it for a different movie or credit toward a movie rental?"
    - - - -
    "I'll rent Cinderella Story 3."
    😂😂😂

    • @Andrea_Kelly
      @Andrea_Kelly Před 5 lety +2

      @@jorreca Thanks lol. I imagined that's how the conversation would go. 😂

  • @helenaagain
    @helenaagain Před 5 lety +725

    you’re telling me you hated this more than F the Prom? rEALLY?

    • @ren.x
      @ren.x Před 5 lety +20

      b e l l a THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING, same with the fucking kissing booth. I can’t STAND how bad that movie is

    • @hdizzle7311
      @hdizzle7311 Před 5 lety +3

      LMAOOOO IKR at least this makes sense to some extent

  • @Ayevuh_
    @Ayevuh_ Před 4 lety +337

    Me before the video: actually liking this movie
    Dylan: points out everything wrong with it
    Me after watching the video: “THIS MOVIE IS NOT GOOD!”

  • @valeriaferrari9737
    @valeriaferrari9737 Před 2 lety +8

    That "hello troublemakers" was so cute ngl. He looked so fucking happy for no reason and I had to replay it 5 times :')
    PLEASE THE WAY HE ENDED THE VIDEO 😭🖐

  • @davesam9870
    @davesam9870 Před 5 lety +2210

    Dylan: I want you to delete the charge for princess protection program, I didn’t by it
    Bank:* see’s the list of movies he has rented/bought* yeah sure

  • @sab2503
    @sab2503 Před 4 lety +1864

    Dylan: is an adult
    Dylan: watches movie targeted towards kids and roasts its plot
    Also Dylan: "You need to be like 7 years old to believe this plot"

    • @jordan_roadhouse4798
      @jordan_roadhouse4798 Před rokem +19

      Because there are plenty movies primarily for kids that adults can enjoy. Kung Fu panda, Shrek, and they're literal cartoon things. There's plenty of well written, aimed at children stuff.

    • @claudiac5331
      @claudiac5331 Před rokem +7

      @@jordan_roadhouse4798 yeah but we’re talking about Disney channel movies here the expectations are kinda low to start with

  • @nnng9
    @nnng9 Před 3 lety +35

    Dylan: I don’t even know if this is going to be a good video
    CZcams: Lets make this one of his most viewed videos on his channel

  • @sarahicalix
    @sarahicalix Před 3 lety +35

    14:00
    Dylan: i'm so happy they are not speaking english
    Me, who speak both languages: damn it!

  • @Xblackjckqueen
    @Xblackjckqueen Před 4 lety +3344

    ‘i don’t eat carbs, i’m a villain’ i need that on a shirt lmao

    • @Kat-oz9sn
      @Kat-oz9sn Před 4 lety +19

      Same!

    • @Veenbuen1
      @Veenbuen1 Před 3 lety +46

      Well there is some science behind it cuz it starts negatively affecting your brain

    • @valeriaferrari9737
      @valeriaferrari9737 Před 2 lety +17

      @@Veenbuen1 For real? 😭

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Veenbuen1 lol what?

    • @raynek8937
      @raynek8937 Před 2 lety +9

      i read that as 'i dont eat crabs' lol

  • @desiraesherwood
    @desiraesherwood Před 5 lety +941

    Wow you must have been having a bad day or something bc bratz is way worse than this movie....

    • @lpaccini7606
      @lpaccini7606 Před 5 lety +1

      Desirae Sherwood nooooooooo

    • @zoew_
      @zoew_ Před 5 lety +8

      AGREED

    • @DeathOn3rdStreet
      @DeathOn3rdStreet Před 5 lety +2

      Dadnapped is way worse

    • @dr6959
      @dr6959 Před 5 lety +5

      Both are so shitty.

    • @Mia_M
      @Mia_M Před 5 lety +1

      @@DeathOn3rdStreet DC had a lot of shitty movies around that time. Actually, their movies are still bad.

  • @JennaJaySongs
    @JennaJaySongs Před 3 lety +21

    "Snip, snip no one will know" in the accent had me dying 😂😂

  • @tamarminnes4403
    @tamarminnes4403 Před 3 lety +54

    all of selena gomez's disney movies were iconic: ppp, monta carlo, ramona & beezuz, wowp movies, another cinderella story, etc. you really can't say anything they're just iconic

  • @aadrianaad
    @aadrianaad Před 4 lety +2233

    “WHAT THEY VOTED FOR HER TO BE ONE OF THE PRINCESSES- what a pLoT tWiSt😐”
    he had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @jina8960
      @jina8960 Před 3 lety +26

      _its.adrianaaa_ he really did

  • @tamaratravani
    @tamaratravani Před 5 lety +1170

    Oh my God I remember when this came out and I was so juiced because they finally put Selena and Demi together in a project hahaha they were the Disney BFFs of the decade, with each their own DC show and their iconic CZcams channels. This is what all of our preteen hearts wanted 😂

    • @laurenrice4153
      @laurenrice4153 Před 5 lety +56

      I lovveeedd this movie though. Like 4th grade me was living.

    • @Mia_M
      @Mia_M Před 5 lety +20

      8th grade me liked it, but in hindsight it wasn't good.

    • @rickypedia999
      @rickypedia999 Před 5 lety +8

      Selena has done pretty well since then. Demi... standard chil star roller coaster

    • @aidsetab806
      @aidsetab806 Před 5 lety +14

      Do not use DC show because I thinks of DC Comics not Disney Channel.

  • @croft4746
    @croft4746 Před 4 lety +19

    21:30 that was better acting than anyone in the whole movie

  • @amijones1157
    @amijones1157 Před 3 lety +15

    Your reaction progressively gets funnier and funnier as I keep watching😭😂😂😂

  • @SassySmall1
    @SassySmall1 Před 5 lety +2620

    The joke's on you, I had depression before this movie. Ay!!

    • @sdf592
      @sdf592 Před 5 lety +41

      Nicole Rain I wanted to give you a like but you have 69 and I feel like I can't that away from you

    • @kateconway8334
      @kateconway8334 Před 5 lety +12

      i’m proud to say i was the 420th like

    • @pinkymingi7683
      @pinkymingi7683 Před 4 lety +4

      Ayeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

    • @ivannav9175
      @ivannav9175 Před 4 lety +6

      Stop romanticizing depression weirdo

    • @razkable
      @razkable Před 4 lety +2

      selena: i have boy issues cause I love a douche and my life is so hard even though I enjoy it and fit in well enough mostly im angsty and rebelling cause mommy is gone...princess: someone wants me dead..movie: selena is right you should feel bad for the average girl troubles...me: wtf is this?...a real movie has selena go oh fuck being normal is hard when someone wants you dead...maybe I should feel bad for you ..its called subverting expectations cause it makes more sense and is more interesting

  • @diamondbaker1419
    @diamondbaker1419 Před 4 lety +2617

    Dylan: “Did you just toss the pizza? What are you doing, you’re gonna stain the sheets!”
    Dylan is noticing the important stuff

  • @WhatRemainsofNovaJames
    @WhatRemainsofNovaJames Před 4 lety +32

    “You saw a fish from a distance and that made you gasp?”
    Me: *Cries in ichthyophobia*

  • @eleutheromania6191
    @eleutheromania6191 Před 9 měsíci +3

    This was one of my favorite movies as a kid and watching this video has me questioning my 8 year old self's sanity

  • @hannahs3085
    @hannahs3085 Před 5 lety +307

    dylan losing his will to live for 28 minutes

  • @baileygodwin1718
    @baileygodwin1718 Před 5 lety +1293

    "I wonder if Justing Bieber ever watches this movie" LMAO DYLAN

    • @JustLikeAFlower
      @JustLikeAFlower Před 5 lety +25

      Bailey Godwin he did then he left her and got married

    • @ilbwfy1550
      @ilbwfy1550 Před 5 lety +1

      @@JustLikeAFlower dumb bitch

    • @ilbwfy1550
      @ilbwfy1550 Před 5 lety +1

      @Rachel Yu no, just people being mean

    • @avacado1235
      @avacado1235 Před 5 lety

      ilbwfy • ???? That sentence made no sense

    • @ilbwfy1550
      @ilbwfy1550 Před 5 lety

      Avacado 123 im not triggered, people are being mean and thats my response

  • @_marilynns..masterpieces_

    I honestly remember watching this movie on Disney + a few months ago and genuinely could not finish it because I could not deal with the cringyness. I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one that hated this movie😭😭

  • @jaydas8976
    @jaydas8976 Před 3 lety +11

    I used to love this movie when I was younger but I didn’t even realize how much of a mess this was.

  • @d3bbieb00bie
    @d3bbieb00bie Před 5 lety +492

    It's gotten to the point where I find myself regularly questioning whether Dylan actually ever posted a movie commentary on a Monday or if it was all a lie

    • @ladylordeve
      @ladylordeve Před 5 lety +4

      Well, where I live it's still sunday when he posts so it may depend of your timezone

    • @sarahicisneros1844
      @sarahicisneros1844 Před 5 lety +16

      At the beginning he posted them on Monday lol but then one day he posted it on Sunday and everyone was like “hey what’s up it’s Sunday” and since then he make it a joke and posted on Sundays saying it was Monday jsjsjaj

    • @MEGANPORTENN
      @MEGANPORTENN Před 5 lety +11

      He would always finish the video on Saturday so that he could watch football all day on Sunday and it'd be ready to post for Monday but then he just started posting them on Sunday because the videos were done and he wanted to read the comments during commercial breaks.

    • @anieacody7078
      @anieacody7078 Před 5 lety

      He posted a couple on Monday

  • @ChristopherSkogheim
    @ChristopherSkogheim Před 5 lety +1389

    Dylan makes me feel bad for loving the movies that I love..

  • @nzm_nzm
    @nzm_nzm Před 3 lety +7

    I still remember the dvd of this movie coming with a necklace.

  • @loyalixre9326
    @loyalixre9326 Před 5 lety +781

    “Don’t touch him.... he does weird things” 😂🤣👌🏼

  • @Firegirl483
    @Firegirl483 Před 4 lety +1746

    This just reminded me that Demi and Selena aren't even friends anymore and I'm sad

    • @janeryan2709
      @janeryan2709 Před 4 lety +88

      @JDS12451 Demi is an addict. And so is Selena, by the way. Open your eyes.

    • @persephonehades7547
      @persephonehades7547 Před 4 lety +59

      @@janeryan2709 I mean, you're talking as if not all pop stars are into drugs, or all musicians. It's no news that two drops in a bucket load of musicians are also participating in drug use.

    • @cuthbertslookout7761
      @cuthbertslookout7761 Před 4 lety +201

      @JDS12451 let's not forget she's a human fucking being with an intricate, difficult, and dangerous obstacle in her life. Christ.

    • @aidamou
      @aidamou Před 4 lety +16

      Cuthberts Lookout when she stops being a hypocrite maybe people will be more sympathetic to her.

    • @cuthbertslookout7761
      @cuthbertslookout7761 Před 4 lety +48

      @@aidamou I dunno how she's a hypocrite. I'm not a Demi fan, I don't really pay any celebrities any special attention, but when something huge happens I'm in touch enough to hear. So I know about her drug problem and that's all I know of her.

  • @raynek8937
    @raynek8937 Před 2 lety +4

    As someone from Louisiana, I am somehow both amused and offended.

  • @gabriellaott9134
    @gabriellaott9134 Před 5 lety +589

    “Now that my husband has passed away”
    Dylan: *laughs*

  • @aenjgeal
    @aenjgeal Před 4 lety +1191

    I reeeaallly wish they had put Demi in a black wig at the beginning and then during the "makeover" scene have her hair be dyed the brown it is for the rest of the movie. It would have shown an actual transformation AND it would have made sense at the end when Selena gets mistaken for her since Selena's hair is black.

    • @carlaconnor8347
      @carlaconnor8347 Před 2 lety

      Get a grip, you loser

    • @caitlinsloan2475
      @caitlinsloan2475 Před 2 lety +76

      @@carlaconnor8347 get lost. Grow up and stop being mean to random people on the internet, it really doesn’t get you any points.

    • @minisn3066
      @minisn3066 Před 2 lety +33

      @@carlaconnor8347 The fuck is that response 😂

    • @joelledieduksman
      @joelledieduksman Před 2 lety +9

      @@carlaconnor8347 lmao when you try to be a cool seven-year-old

  • @kirstysommer
    @kirstysommer Před 3 lety +8

    ''i wanna refund''- Dylan being so done with this movie is my whole life mood in 2020

  • @loidhive
    @loidhive Před 2 lety +9

    The most obvious way to discern the two reptiles is to stare down their sinister snouts. Alligators have U-shaped faces that are wide and short, while crocodiles have slender almost V-shaped muzzles. And if you’re daring enough, take a gander at their chompers. When an alligator closes its mouth, you tend to see only its upper teeth. Crocodiles on the other hand flash a toothy grin with their top and bottom teeth interlacing.
    Many of the differences between the two center on their heads and mouths. Now, researchers from Japan have identified what they believe to be another feature that sets the reptiles apart: Alligators tend to have shorter humerus bones in their forelimbs and shorter femurs in their hind limbs than crocodiles

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 Před 8 měsíci

      I thought one hind is that corcodiles don't live in the wild of North America. (dosn't every Continent exept for Europe have a diffrent crocodile-like raptil?) It also seems to me the color is not exactly the same.

  • @UncleBuck3t
    @UncleBuck3t Před 4 lety +1649

    When is Dylan gonna sue Disney for giving him clinical depression?

    • @IvyG-C
      @IvyG-C Před 4 lety +37

      I’ll help him-
      *we all help him*

  • @csmmurphy425
    @csmmurphy425 Před 5 lety +381

    I saw you fully slip into depression when you said "I don't wanna laugh. I wanna die" so matter-of-fact.