WHY DID THIS MOVIE MAKE ME CRY (Beauty and the Beast Commentary)

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  • @DylanIsInTrouble
    @DylanIsInTrouble  Před 5 lety +4587

    *lots of hand gestures* GET MY FRIEND'S BOOK. I really want to be a dang movie star!! www.amazon.com/Dark-Glass-Alliance-Joanna-Hathaway/dp/0765396416

    • @Emma_smith
      @Emma_smith Před 5 lety +23

      Dylan Is In Trouble doesn’t work

    • @jasminehouston2090
      @jasminehouston2090 Před 5 lety +27

      The link doesn’t work 😭

    • @hage8945
      @hage8945 Před 5 lety +45

      I really want to buuut my parents don't let me buy anything from online....

    • @steph66062
      @steph66062 Před 5 lety +20

      Lose the bracket/parenthesis at the end of the link Dylan! It's making the link not work 😬

    • @hage8945
      @hage8945 Před 5 lety +12

      You talking the tea cup voice is just yes..... I nominate Dylan for oscar

  • @angecalderon8363
    @angecalderon8363 Před 4 lety +5033

    "He's cracked as a cup... Does that translate as a severed arm?" 💀💀💀 he has missing baby teeth he's a kid 😂😂

    • @justme7410
      @justme7410 Před 4 lety +173

      Angela Calderon i actually didn’t know that missing baby teeth I thought it was a severed arm too😂

    • @Dani-ow2eq
      @Dani-ow2eq Před 4 lety +58

      Never thought about that 🤭😂

    • @hamiltonfan6953
      @hamiltonfan6953 Před 4 lety +86

      HIS NAME IS CHIP

    • @shanisevenn
      @shanisevenn Před 3 lety +32

      @@hamiltonfan6953 I wonder if his name was chip as a human and it was just a coincidence or if they just started calling him chip after🤔

    • @tmenke88
      @tmenke88 Před 3 lety +33

      I believe in the original he had a chipped tooth. His name was also chip

  • @quinceyclouds3208
    @quinceyclouds3208 Před 3 lety +9386

    “This cup has a crack. He’s cracked”
    He’s- he’s chipped....

    • @jamirasingss6518
      @jamirasingss6518 Před 3 lety +433

      I LOST MY SHIT SAYING HES CHIPPED

    • @rosselynruiz5298
      @rosselynruiz5298 Před 3 lety +104

      Why tf did I think of harry from harry potter cause of the scar

    • @vayaxox8596
      @vayaxox8596 Před 2 lety +39

      @@rosselynruiz5298 why tf did I just finish watching Harry Potter now I see everyone commenting about Harry potter

    • @madilai1631
      @madilai1631 Před 2 lety +23

      @@vayaxox8596 because Emma Watson was in Harry Potter...

    • @vayaxox8596
      @vayaxox8596 Před 2 lety +8

      @@madilai1631 well, I literally said everyone not from just this video so-

  • @simsp.h8041
    @simsp.h8041 Před 3 lety +3622

    “Are you trying to imply that Josh Gad’s character is gay?” Literally what was happening the entire movie

    • @butterflyflyaway4098
      @butterflyflyaway4098 Před 3 lety +124

      Not me scrolling all the way down to find this comment.

    • @Hannah-B19
      @Hannah-B19 Před 2 lety +152

      I know right? I was like “trying to imply”? It was obvious from his first scene. Dylan’s just oblivious😂 love him though

    • @junereishi
      @junereishi Před 2 lety +229

      I mean I don’t blame him, Disney literally made no effort to make him explicitly gay; didn’t give him a romantic interest of partner, they had him dance with a man for like 3 seconds before cutting away.

    • @sendradins
      @sendradins Před 2 lety +10

      @@butterflyflyaway4098 PLEASE ME TOO

    • @Itzme_Z
      @Itzme_Z Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@butterflyflyaway4098bro why same😂

  • @mossburries
    @mossburries Před 3 lety +2513

    The father: literally sends the horse away to warn Belle
    Dylan: THAT UNFAITHFUL HORSE!

    • @mumpsternugget
      @mumpsternugget Před 2 lety +114

      Belle: rides the horse back to the castle
      Dylan: WHY WOULD THE HORSE BRING SOME GIRL BACK TO THE CASTLE

  • @vivienneeliza4986
    @vivienneeliza4986 Před 5 lety +15535

    I don’t know why Dylan crying over the furniture is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @gmangan406
    @gmangan406 Před 4 lety +10139

    Love how this movie takes place in France but everyone has British accents

    • @luckywithpaint7773
      @luckywithpaint7773 Před 4 lety +75

      Good point

    • @katewhitford9017
      @katewhitford9017 Před 4 lety +338

      It seems in lots of Disney movies they all have British accents.

    • @lace685
      @lace685 Před 4 lety +103

      Why did I never think about that

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary Před 4 lety +169

      Tiny village in France: everyone is british.
      Chernobyl in the USSR which was against the US/UK: British accents.

    • @hamiltonfan6953
      @hamiltonfan6953 Před 4 lety +12

      Huffle Puff THANK YOU!!

  • @BritnyMusson
    @BritnyMusson Před 3 lety +4425

    Movie: He had a very traumatic childhood.
    Dylan : That doesn't excuse him being a douche.

  • @danniiefoster3172
    @danniiefoster3172 Před 3 lety +2854

    Not me softly whispering, "it's a glove" over and over until Dylan realizes it himself.

  • @BigbangG5
    @BigbangG5 Před 4 lety +6301

    I love how Dylan laughs at all the murder scenes but he tears up over dying furnitures.. priceless!

  • @kaijello
    @kaijello Před 5 lety +3729

    when does he realize that the magic carpet ride is Aladdin, not beauty and the beast

    • @SasukeUchiha723
      @SasukeUchiha723 Před 4 lety +8

      ikr

    • @Whimsy3692
      @Whimsy3692 Před 4 lety +14

      Because he wasn't talking about Beauty and the Beast...

    • @poggies7639
      @poggies7639 Před 4 lety +18

      He was talking about Disney movies in general

  • @paigeelise5421
    @paigeelise5421 Před 3 lety +1529

    why is no one talking about how poor of a decision it was for Belle to become royalty in France during this time period???

    • @nooralbadri4614
      @nooralbadri4614 Před 3 lety +149

      oh shit I've never thought of that before...

    • @disha4849
      @disha4849 Před 3 lety +22

      why tho i didn't get it?

    • @nooralbadri4614
      @nooralbadri4614 Před 3 lety +212

      @@disha4849 because they had a French revulsion at that time and murdered the royal family. You know Marie Antoinette and Ludivg XVI??

    • @alexb8159
      @alexb8159 Před 3 lety +125

      @@disha4849 bcz of the french revolution. Every royal was decapitated with the guillotine.

    • @siphomavuso457
      @siphomavuso457 Před 3 lety +79

      So belle is dead????????

  • @robertsmithslefttoe3644
    @robertsmithslefttoe3644 Před 2 lety +602

    My dad was one of the sculptors on this movie! He made the doorways and the bridges, as well as the magical instruments. I went to the premiere with him in London :)

    • @phoniex4458
      @phoniex4458 Před 2 lety +32

      woah that’s so cool!

    • @flylikeanowl8667
      @flylikeanowl8667 Před 2 lety +20

      That sounds wonderful :)

    • @nontomabaso5525
      @nontomabaso5525 Před rokem +16

      Dad did a great job for real👏

    • @rebeckajg2862
      @rebeckajg2862 Před rokem +11

      Oh, my gosh that’s so sick! The architecture was beautiful! ☺️

    • @bibliobibuli_
      @bibliobibuli_ Před 5 měsíci +2

      wow ur dad is like a real life Maurice! so cool
      (maurice is belles dads name)

  • @BournetoRead
    @BournetoRead Před 4 lety +12693

    Dylan: “I wish his voice was more deep and scary”
    Beast: “I TOLD YOU TO JOIN ME FOR DINNER”
    Dylan: * surprised pikachu face *

    • @red4679
      @red4679 Před 3 lety +106

      Oh my god, you just gave me SUCH a lough-flash XDXDXD Thanks on that sis XD

    • @kdkjejeii342
      @kdkjejeii342 Před 3 lety +80

      corpse wouldve been a good voice

    • @peachyheck8624
      @peachyheck8624 Před 3 lety +31

      @@kdkjejeii342 lollll thats also what crossed my mind when he said that

    • @livywithane
      @livywithane Před 3 lety +6

      Yass lol when I whatched that part, I jumped.😲😰😅

    • @jellytheasexualincubus5453
      @jellytheasexualincubus5453 Před 2 lety +9

      W H E E Z E

  • @michellelopez3662
    @michellelopez3662 Před 5 lety +6408

    I love how Dylan’s called the horse “Phillipe,Phillipé,and Philliper 😂😂

    • @kindanothere1321
      @kindanothere1321 Před 5 lety +169

      Michelle Lopez He’s called Le Fou Le fool and called Gaston Gasten and Ghasty

    • @intothemagic
      @intothemagic Před 4 lety +27

      Jasmine Matthew Ghastly.

    • @wlammy3171
      @wlammy3171 Před 4 lety +56

      Michelle Lopez, I died when he watched Mulan and said “go Muli!!!” 😂😂

    • @ariananatasa2731
      @ariananatasa2731 Před 4 lety +5

      @@wlammy3171 😂😂

    • @mishapenmoonmoth
      @mishapenmoonmoth Před 4 lety +40

      i mean in the aladdin one he calls abu travis this is really nothing new

  • @bucknerfamily7716
    @bucknerfamily7716 Před 3 lety +460

    Dylan: attracted to Ursula
    Also Dylan: scared of a wardrobe

  • @stephaniejohnson229
    @stephaniejohnson229 Před 3 lety +454

    "He's cracked." HE'S CHIPPED HOW DARE YOU.

  • @angelabaird906
    @angelabaird906 Před 4 lety +8158

    “Coughing=close to death”
    That aged well.

  • @Chodanipadilla
    @Chodanipadilla Před 4 lety +2558

    HE WORE THE POWDERED WIG BECAUSE ITS FRANCE LOL, THATS WHAT THEY WORE IN LIKE 1800’sz

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 Před 4 lety +66

      Dania Ples *1700s

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 Před 4 lety +7

      Dania Ples *1700s

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 Před 4 lety +96

      It was actually in the 1600/1700s. They were done away with in the 1800s because they wanted a more natural look instead of extreme paleness with red cheeks lips, and painted on beauty marks to hide small pox scars. It was very fashionable for men and women to do this too. I actually did this *Regency era* makeup in college for a class and it was miserable to put on and take off.

    • @theliteraryspinster
      @theliteraryspinster Před 4 lety +8

      Odd Eyes94 do you mean rococo?

    • @SlavaZone
      @SlavaZone Před 4 lety +18

      @@oddeyes9413 Also, in order to dress so extravagantly, the rich taxed the poor to the point of starvation which lead to the French Revolution. If you dressed to showed wealth, you were gonna get mugged and mobbed and killed, so the style changed after that to preserve their lives. :P Plus, a whole religious movement about being conservative is more close to God, etc etc. A bit more complicated than they just wanted a more natural look! XD

  • @emeralduk20
    @emeralduk20 Před 3 lety +496

    20:45 Belle-"what are you reading?"
    Beast-"nothing."
    Dylan-"he's reading playboy! even beasts have urges" 🤣 made me actually LOL

    • @nnm1482
      @nnm1482 Před 2 lety +9

      Pls he's so funny😭

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo Před 3 lety +423

    aw man i wanted to see Dylan’s reaction to the whole “belle and her dad used to live in Paris until a disease hit and the mom died so they left-“

    • @helenbutler2622
      @helenbutler2622 Před 3 lety +63

      Ikr! He brings the plague into so many films but like the one it's actually in.... nothing

  • @jillianlaylataylor
    @jillianlaylataylor Před 5 lety +4531

    “I love you.”
    Dylan: “You haven’t known him for that long.”
    Disney: “We dOn’T cArE”

    • @honeyboy7978
      @honeyboy7978 Před 4 lety +107

      Actually we dont know for how long she has known the beast she probably stayed in the Castle for months they never tell you

    • @stillvisibletoallusers
      @stillvisibletoallusers Před 4 lety +55

      Most Disney princesses fall in love after 2-5 days with the Prince. Lol.

    • @lorettajacobs8256
      @lorettajacobs8256 Před 4 lety +87

      @@stillvisibletoallusers Or in sleeping beauty the prince falls in love with a 'sleeping body'

    • @stillvisibletoallusers
      @stillvisibletoallusers Před 4 lety +24

      @@lorettajacobs8256 yeah I've watched those "creepy side of disney" videos lol. Childhood ruining stuff. That's so messed up.

    • @CowgirlGoneJumper
      @CowgirlGoneJumper Před 4 lety +23

      meeliperd flexingsavage this is different though. You can see it go from fall to winter which says at the very least a month

  • @aaliyah-joyabdulsalam7956
    @aaliyah-joyabdulsalam7956 Před 5 lety +3158

    Movie: Talking teapots, duster and candle relationships
    Dylan: *sparkles float onto dress* Where’s the science in that?
    Me: wtf😂😂 you’re watching clocks talk and you care about the dress

    • @aliyahklepac6797
      @aliyahklepac6797 Před 4 lety +27

      Aaliyah Joy I’m dying right know

    • @mia8415
      @mia8415 Před 4 lety +13

      I WAS HOPING I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT LMFAOOO

    • @aiai9571
      @aiai9571 Před 4 lety +1

      Exactly 😂

  • @MadisonHall-zq7wq
    @MadisonHall-zq7wq Před 3 lety +623

    The dad: *says something nice*
    Dylan: Oh, is he gonna die? Yep. He’s too nice for this world.
    Belle: “be safe dad.”
    Dylan: yea he’s definitely gonna die

  • @fizasabir5702
    @fizasabir5702 Před 3 lety +348

    “Coughing = close to death”
    People watching in 2020:👁👄👁😬

  • @rebecca709
    @rebecca709 Před 4 lety +9045

    Dylan: "You can't die unless it's accidental in a Disney movie"
    Flynn Rider: Hold my nose

  • @threexx8808
    @threexx8808 Před 5 lety +2989

    6:50 Belle: "Stay safe"
    Dylan: *laughs at character's almost assured demise* "Oh he's dying for sure!" 😂😂

    • @user-gx5ym1sp3k
      @user-gx5ym1sp3k Před 4 lety +14

      I laugh so hard ! 😂😂😂

    • @diamondbaker1419
      @diamondbaker1419 Před 4 lety +13

      Tara Lyn well can you blame him? Most Disney parents die
      (Except, Tiana’s Mom, Hercules’s Dad and Stepmom, Mulan’s parents, Aurora’s parents, Rapunzel’s parents, Moana’s parents, Jim’s Mom, and I’m pretty sure a couple more, but you get the point)

    • @macaron7536
      @macaron7536 Před 4 lety +1

      @@diamondbaker1419 well someone did die in Moana's life which was her grandmother

    • @Angelica-pv4rd
      @Angelica-pv4rd Před 4 lety

      Tara Lyn 😂

  • @thecinemortician
    @thecinemortician Před 3 lety +237

    "They stop fighting because they look pretty now?" Misogyny's a hell of a drug

  • @hollypetzold210
    @hollypetzold210 Před 3 lety +192

    “i think lafool is kinda into gastin”... i’m speechless.

  • @raeburnoliver6334
    @raeburnoliver6334 Před 5 lety +19603

    Dylan: You can't die in a disney movie unless it's accidental.
    Me: DOES THE NAME MUFASA MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!

  • @saraivillarreal2230
    @saraivillarreal2230 Před 4 lety +2350

    Dylan: *watching a movie about a prince turned into a beast and everyone else turned to household items
    Also Dylan: *watches sparkles put on a dress “ I don’t understand the science behind that”

    • @lalahfreak007
      @lalahfreak007 Před 4 lety +38

      Thank God I wasn't the only one focusing on that. LMAO

    • @marzin137
      @marzin137 Před 3 lety +6

      Exactly my thoughts

    • @hannahaouchan4904
      @hannahaouchan4904 Před 3 lety +3

      this is the comment i have been looking for!!! THANK YOU LMAO

  • @tall_rainbow_
    @tall_rainbow_ Před 3 lety +192

    *human turns into beast*
    dylan: yep
    *gold floats onto girls dress*
    dylan: don’t understand the science of that

  • @nadia1573
    @nadia1573 Před 3 lety +159

    “You can’t die in Disney unless it’s accidental”
    Mufasa is quaking in his grave

  • @aniya-785
    @aniya-785 Před 4 lety +9581

    Dylan: What is Belle’s job
    Me: She is a _woman_ in the mid-1700s

    • @user-zp8we4zk2i
      @user-zp8we4zk2i Před 3 lety +240

      And only the richest had the economics to not work. And i mean like the 0.000007% if even that...

    • @shanayazaveri2620
      @shanayazaveri2620 Před 3 lety +276

      She could have been a scullery maid, or a hand in kitchen, or a farm laborer.

    • @aniya-785
      @aniya-785 Před 3 lety +150

      Shanaya Zaveri She definitely wouldn’t have gotten payed for it tho

    • @user-zp8we4zk2i
      @user-zp8we4zk2i Před 3 lety +118

      @@aniya-785 and you think the males got paid? Atleast not money. Both male and female got paid in housing or food. If not, then they got money. Why do you think they worked otherwise?

    • @aniya-785
      @aniya-785 Před 3 lety +34

      12 21 I wasn’t thinking about the guys and I was leaning more towards indentured servitude

  • @catpiccle2858
    @catpiccle2858 Před 4 lety +6378

    Dylan: "I'd like to see them have more romantic moments"
    also Dylan: *makes gagging faces every time they do something cute*

    • @Awjikis
      @Awjikis Před 3 lety +53

      @1 month ago well he is a BEAST

    • @DecemberSfy
      @DecemberSfy Před 3 lety +11

      Stockholm Syndrome

    • @gwen9862
      @gwen9862 Před 3 lety +57

      It's not really Stockholm syndrome because Belle is given a nice clean place to stay, she is able to go outside. Stockholm syndrome means you already are in love with the captor, but Belle hated the beast when they first met. She fell in love with the Beast's personality and beauty within, not the fact he's taken her hostage.

    • @yorkielover2676
      @yorkielover2676 Před 3 lety +11

      @1 month ago mmmm i mean they did, but like they weren't as clear. Like at first ,she saw that he was that way because of his father. and found out he was cursed. Then he offered her a library, and started to let go a bit around her. then they started having some more fun and like laughing together. Then yeah, so i guess they could have shown that more but it wasn't too bad

    • @celinahatton2653
      @celinahatton2653 Před 3 lety +50

      @@gwen9862 no, that is not how Stockholm Syndrome works. You are not in love with your captor prior to, or upon, the kidnapping.

  • @leslyminaya623
    @leslyminaya623 Před rokem +39

    The live action did not capture the fathers quirky and weird but lovable funny nature… in the animation he is fascinated when he sees Lumier (enchanted candelabra ) and Cogsworth (enchanted clock). He said “How is this accomplished ?🧐” or something like that!!!!❤❤❤

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 Před 6 měsíci

      He does that in the live action. He looks closely at them (He even picks Lumier up I think) and says something fascinated.

  • @lolli_popples
    @lolli_popples Před 3 lety +93

    Just, the way Dylan's eyes light up at the prospect of the beast killing the father.
    Impeccable

  • @pennyj5595
    @pennyj5595 Před 5 lety +2667

    Ah, yes. Everybody’s favorite diabolical duo... Le Fool & Gasten

  • @sytherr2157
    @sytherr2157 Před 5 lety +1429

    "Like you can kill my whole family but if you're a hot princess I'll forgive you" what an icon 😂

  • @champagneproblemz7386
    @champagneproblemz7386 Před 3 lety +64

    “he’s got superhuman strength”
    Ya Dylan,he got beast strength

  • @beau2297
    @beau2297 Před 3 lety +56

    No one dies in Disney
    Actually in the Little Mermaid, price Eric straight up kills Ursula the sea witch. It makes you wonder what kind of shenanigans he gets up to. He got ship wrecked, is saved by a mysterious woman who he says he will marry, shows a mute girl around his kingdom, says he will marry the mysterious singing woman that showed up in the morning by sunset that night, kills the sea witch and then marries Ariel. All this in seemingly in about a week and his subjects take it all in stride. Prince Eric is EPIC!!!
    Also note all the deaths due to war in Mulan, various characters in Lion King, and many others.

    • @lauren.r29
      @lauren.r29 Před 3 lety +3

      Well tbf Ursula did put him under a spell to marry her so that she would have Ariel soul? Idk how to put it.

  • @iaraferreira6251
    @iaraferreira6251 Před 5 lety +2274

    Dylan, here's a lesson: EVERY DISNEY MOVIE IS A MUSICAL
    Edit: I know not *every* Disney movie is a musical, I just chose to generalize. You guys took this comment waaaaay too serious

    • @sailorcat
      @sailorcat Před 4 lety +50

      Not every movie, but most of them xD

    • @reem2387
      @reem2387 Před 4 lety +62

      @@sailorcat 99.9% of them🤷

    • @missmangas7298
      @missmangas7298 Před 4 lety +35

      Treasure Planet got only one song so it doesn't count as a musical, Atlantis didn't have any; same for The Black Cauldron. Theses 3 movies aren't musicals but the rest are :)

    • @iaraferreira6251
      @iaraferreira6251 Před 4 lety +17

      @@missmangas7298 @Sailor Cat Jesus, I know it's not LITERALLY every movie, I just generalized

    • @missmangas7298
      @missmangas7298 Před 4 lety +7

      @@iaraferreira6251 It's ok, you made a good choice! Thank's for sharing it :)

  • @rach2680
    @rach2680 Před 5 lety +2131

    10 minutes of Dylan not knowing the plot of beauty and the beast 😂😂

  • @lilyy4329
    @lilyy4329 Před 3 lety +54

    "can we get hermione up in here? I'm ready for some wizardry" PLS THANK YOU THAT MADE MY DAYY

  • @DianaBelikova
    @DianaBelikova Před 3 lety +258

    Dylan: Lafou might be gay. He maybe was into Gaston all this time?
    Me: You don't say! The movie was banned in several cinema theatres in Alabama and other south homophobic states because there was a rumour there is gonna be a secondary gay character. Which cave you have been sleeping in the spring of 2017?

    • @sakinajivani4424
      @sakinajivani4424 Před 3 lety +37

      I can't believe how homophobic people can be

    • @milo_thatch_incarnate
      @milo_thatch_incarnate Před 2 lety +20

      He was probably off enjoying his life and NOT going full social justice warrior about Disney movie theater openings in some random American state… 😂

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy Před 3 lety +2284

    “The candle is in love with the duster????” Well they WERE human at one point...

  • @phoebeahn8941
    @phoebeahn8941 Před 4 lety +7299

    Original: everyone has American accents
    Live action: everyone has British accents
    French people: 🤦🤦🤦

    • @jeevigakapilan7013
      @jeevigakapilan7013 Před 3 lety +256

      Omg this is so accurate lmao

    • @jeevigakapilan7013
      @jeevigakapilan7013 Před 3 lety +159

      At least it's better than our weird french accent

    • @Claire-td1ng
      @Claire-td1ng Před 3 lety +170

      We have the movie with french voices, why would we need the movie in English and with a french accent? Wait, I totally missed the point lol forget it, I should just go to sleep

    • @akankshasingh7000
      @akankshasingh7000 Před 3 lety +111

      Ik this is random but you should hear "Once upon a dream," (the sleeping beauty song) in French (the place where the story is set up), and it sounds really beautiful. It'll be cool to see Beauty and the Beast in french too.
      P.S if you think about it a lot of Disney princess movies are based in France (belle, aurora, cinderella...)

    • @faithlee4572
      @faithlee4572 Před 3 lety +11

      Ikr I mean my family came here a a LOOoong time ago and of course I have an american accent but oh my watching a movie where it's based in france and they have british accents 😂🤦

  • @lblincoe2094
    @lblincoe2094 Před 2 lety +22

    I have never actually seen the live action version myself, but I really appreciate that they included the information that the enchantress erased everyone's memories because it never made sense to me that there was just this giant castle, that was inhabited by this wealthy, powerful prince, who threw all these well attended balls for the kingdom and stuff, and yet somehow no one knows the castle is there or who the freaking PRINCE is. The beast isn't even that old when Belle meets him so being turned and going into isolation couldn't have been that long ago, it's been maybe a decade, and everyone just FORGOT?? Having their memories erased makes much more sense!

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 Před 6 měsíci

      In the audio version of the animated movie it is said the rose will bloom untill his 21th Birthday so he would only have been a beast for several years but on the other hand it feels as if the castle was enchanted for ages..

  • @aholman102
    @aholman102 Před 3 lety +42

    Belle to Philippe: "what happened?"
    Dylan: "ha she asks the horse as if it's gonna answer her"
    Literally the SILVERWARE, DRESSER, CANDELABRA, PIANO, CLOCK, COAT-HANGER, and the DUSTER talks in this movie I wouldn't think it is unrealistic for the horse to talk too lol

  • @catjambe
    @catjambe Před 5 lety +3679

    le fool= Lefou
    gastan=Gaston
    philliper=Philippe
    crack=Chip

  • @alannasincere494
    @alannasincere494 Před 5 lety +3529

    Dylan: THE BEAST KILLS THE FATHER
    Me in my head: Have you ever seen Beauty and the Beast
    Dylan: I don’t remember, it seems right
    Me: 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

    • @ellamarie9944
      @ellamarie9944 Před 4 lety +20

      I think he just remembered the beast being in the woods at some point, because he went "oh" when he saved Belle from the wolves

    • @staceylister17
      @staceylister17 Před 4 lety

      this was literally me the entire time

  • @nnng9
    @nnng9 Před 3 lety +37

    Fun fact: the director of this movie also direscted Twilight Breaking Dawn part 1 & 2. He really learned how to direct movies 😂

    • @HaeloJack
      @HaeloJack Před 5 měsíci +1

      You can tell, because the end credits are exactly the same, really long, and show you every single character in the film, looking up at the camera, with the shot slowly moving away from them.

  • @noneofyourbusiness6736
    @noneofyourbusiness6736 Před 2 lety +23

    Dylan: the crack in Chip’s cup could mean he’s missing an arm in real life
    His English teachers: **blinking through the tears** We’ve taught him well on analysing

  • @Niko_Lestrange
    @Niko_Lestrange Před 4 lety +2853

    "we're still on the same song?!?!" Note to self: dylan doesnt know what a reprise is.

  • @mariumaunali_
    @mariumaunali_ Před 4 lety +1936

    Dylan: you can't die in a Disney movie unless it's accidental.
    Mufasa: hold my pride rock

  • @swartz8731
    @swartz8731 Před rokem +14

    11:20 "what if it's not a stick.. 🤨 what if it's a wand..! 🧙🏻‍♀️😂

  • @kalliheaven9549
    @kalliheaven9549 Před 3 lety +27

    My brain throughout the video: "CuZ u GoT aN eMoTiOnAl RaNgE oF a TeAspOon"

  • @Lisa-py4rn
    @Lisa-py4rn Před 3 lety +3064

    Dylan talking about the same piece of fabric:
    "Yeah give him a *towel* that'll help."
    "Give him a *blanket* "
    "You just put your *scarf* on him outside."

  • @bangtan_love237
    @bangtan_love237 Před 5 lety +487

    Belle isn't into his money, she's into his library.

  • @Kristina-yd7hd
    @Kristina-yd7hd Před 3 lety +36

    Dylan: I forget these are musicals
    Me: It’s a DISNEY movie
    Dylan: Dose the monster kill the father!
    Me: It’s a DISNEY movie Dylan

  • @rickak1724
    @rickak1724 Před 2 lety +50

    Dylan: "You haven't known him for that long."
    Me: Their relationship and the time they spent together is higher than the average princess relationship, about 5 minutes or less... This is why I love Belle, it was a much better relationship because they slowly fell in love and had trust and didn't just fall in love in like first sight or first minute..

  • @maddiemoiselle9998
    @maddiemoiselle9998 Před 4 lety +2524

    Ah yes my two favorite Beauty and the Beast characters, LeFool and Gast-in

    • @lizziep141
      @lizziep141 Před 3 lety +11

      maddiemoiselle *LeFou

    • @octane1713
      @octane1713 Před 3 lety +54

      Lizzie P
      Obviously. But they were making this thing called a joke. So that’s why they said Le “fool”

    • @telescopia4020
      @telescopia4020 Před 3 lety +8

      @@lizziep141 you're still in 2001 but i can still r/woosh this

    • @user-jg9px1xu4e
      @user-jg9px1xu4e Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂😂gastin

    • @lizziep141
      @lizziep141 Před 3 lety +7

      @@octane1713 To be honest when I first read this comment I didn’t notice it was a joke (I’m not à native english speaker). I read it again and I don’t understand my comment myself. But thank you, you were very respectful

  • @nicodiangelo6245
    @nicodiangelo6245 Před 5 lety +5101

    Belle is unemployed because back then women didnt have jobs
    Edit: yes I know some women had jobs but keep in mind shes a young girl who didn't really need one

    • @sirenia1241
      @sirenia1241 Před 5 lety +328

      they did. Horrible jobs, but jobs nevertheless. Poor people always had jobs.

    • @nicodiangelo6245
      @nicodiangelo6245 Před 5 lety +178

      @@sirenia1241
      I never said poor people didn't have jobs I was just saying she most likely didn't have a job due to her gender

    • @giulia3410
      @giulia3410 Před 5 lety +335

      @@sirenia1241 no they didn't have jobs. There is a reason why marriage at that time was really important for women: they depended on their father until they got married and depended on their husband.

    • @beachesincali7606
      @beachesincali7606 Před 5 lety +194

      @@giulia3410 Nope. Children would help out around the house or around the farm. They were laborers who didn't get paid. Wives would help out with farming, cleaning, cooking, and they took care of the children. A farm was a husbands job but it was also the wives and the children's. It's a complete lie that woman never worked. Only upper class/wealthy women didn't work.

    • @beachesincali7606
      @beachesincali7606 Před 5 lety +79

      The reason marriage was so important was because of religion and social pressure. Also children, parents wanted their children to be a bit more successful and have grandchildren so that they could take care of them in old age.

  • @lalitaabreulobo4444
    @lalitaabreulobo4444 Před 2 lety +11

    27:42 “ wHaT ArE yOu DoInG tO mE”

  • @mikey_m114
    @mikey_m114 Před 3 lety +20

    “For who could ever learn to love a beast?”
    People who are into monsters: *Cha Cha, real smooth*

  • @colleen_marie
    @colleen_marie Před 5 lety +1770

    You having basically zero recollection of the of the original is making this so much better

  • @nicodemussawbones5941
    @nicodemussawbones5941 Před 4 lety +2061

    Yes, Lefou is gay in this version, and if I recognize him right he ends up with the guy who was flattered that the wardrobe told him he was beautiful after that impromptu makeover during the fight scene. I'm glad Lefou got a happier ending after Gaston's death, I don't remember it ever being addressed in the original what happened to him.

    • @sophiewurzbacher3582
      @sophiewurzbacher3582 Před 4 lety +8

      Yap

    • @creepypastapudding3531
      @creepypastapudding3531 Před 4 lety +66

      I think it was just heavily implied he ran out when the mob did in the animated version.

    • @apotheosica
      @apotheosica Před 4 lety +174

      the wardrobe... the CLOSET... the man who came out of the closet...

    • @carinauher6051
      @carinauher6051 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah that’s right

    • @nickieb2636
      @nickieb2636 Před 4 lety +11

      I'm 8 months late to this, but Lefou was bad along with Gaston, so that fact that they made him good just because he was gay is irritating

  • @oyeanelatedmarker1082
    @oyeanelatedmarker1082 Před 3 lety +16

    The beast is literally dying and what does he say “ oh his lips arent that hairy, you can kiss” my gosh that was funny XD

  • @alakazellae-commerce9627
    @alakazellae-commerce9627 Před 2 lety +7

    I love that at @27:15 you can see Dylan's eyes to water. @27:22 he's trying to keep it together. But at @27:30 when Dylan's eyebrows go up just a little. It's the first time I see him sad in a video. You're going to make me cry, Dylan. : /

  • @alyssakays367
    @alyssakays367 Před 4 lety +828

    You’re absolutely right about having more scenes with Belle and the Beast getting to know each other. A better name for this film would be Emma Watson and Household Objects.

    • @E3g4
      @E3g4 Před 4 lety +7

      Alyssa Kays that should be the name like

    • @triforceofevil
      @triforceofevil Před 3 lety +2

      good bye let harry potter actors grow out of their roles in the franchise i stg

    • @goodbye5299
      @goodbye5299 Před 3 lety +1

      @@triforceofevil I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. I'm stupid. Sorry.

    • @kanwarsingh5332
      @kanwarsingh5332 Před 3 lety

      @@goodbye5299 Exactly what I was thinking!😂

  • @silentaria3241
    @silentaria3241 Před 5 lety +4575

    Not necessarily related, but does anyone remember the movie Anastasia? God that was a great film.

    • @whyuwannaknowmyname1158
      @whyuwannaknowmyname1158 Před 5 lety +252

      Yes!! A true MASTERPIECE!!

    • @theholiestfugly
      @theholiestfugly Před 5 lety +253

      YES. IT WAS SO GOOD. Oh my god. I always felt like I was the only person who thought back to that movie, but I'm so glad I'm not alone.

    • @AM-hz8xv
      @AM-hz8xv Před 5 lety +212

      I love Anastasia, and the soundtrack is banging!

    • @gwendolyn2442
      @gwendolyn2442 Před 5 lety +88

      My favourite film as a kid!

    • @sunshinezzz4466
      @sunshinezzz4466 Před 5 lety +23

      yessss

  • @abbysmith5214
    @abbysmith5214 Před 2 lety +8

    "i would love to see more scenes of them getting closer, ya know?"
    *skips over and doesn't mention the scene where they travel to paris and belle realizes he's a good person and understands him*

  • @meeitsmee2757
    @meeitsmee2757 Před 3 lety +65

    I came here just bc of the betraying horse reference he makes in every single video with a horse

  • @zoew_
    @zoew_ Před 5 lety +1453

    CHIP DYLAN, HIS NAME IS CHIP...

    • @xcleezee9597
      @xcleezee9597 Před 5 lety +25

      Zoe Williams I was thinking maybe the kid had a chipped tooth

    • @oniria4276
      @oniria4276 Před 4 lety +1

      oh my GOD I JUST GOT IT

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 Před 4 lety +8

      Zoe Williams also HIS NAME IS PRONOUNCED GASTAWN NOT GASTN

    • @Blaineiskindagay
      @Blaineiskindagay Před 4 lety +1

      I like “crack”better now XD

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue Před 4 lety +1

      umm no, I'm pretty sure it's Crack. I'm a historian I know this

  • @leahdavis9434
    @leahdavis9434 Před 5 lety +2446

    There was a WHOLE SONG about Gaston and you still mispronounced his name the whole time xD

    • @edengallagher1044
      @edengallagher1044 Před 5 lety +18

      That announced me so much lol

    • @sunshinespike
      @sunshinespike Před 5 lety +42

      Well it's a french name and it's already mispronounced in the movie so ...

    • @gracehenegar8893
      @gracehenegar8893 Před 5 lety +12

      No one else commented on about this I’m surprised

    • @rebeccabrancaleone531
      @rebeccabrancaleone531 Před 5 lety +4

      Thank you it was driving me crazy. Love the video though.

    • @avagardner4399
      @avagardner4399 Před 5 lety +21

      yet Dylan couldn’t figure out “the little teacups”name was chip 😂

  • @abigailhinds5586
    @abigailhinds5586 Před 3 lety +16

    Dylan “you can’t die unless it’s accident”
    Me: “Just wait until he watches lion king

  • @kathrynspiers5617
    @kathrynspiers5617 Před rokem +7

    5:00
    Dylan: “I don’t remember this much singing in all those movies!”
    Me: “you mean in all those DISNEY movies??”

  • @filigrimm4199
    @filigrimm4199 Před 5 lety +571

    Dylan - "Is she gonna eat with her.. mouth"
    Me - "Wha.. what do you usually eat with Dylan?"

    • @mowganashwey
      @mowganashwey Před 4 lety +4

      I immediately thought of South Park after reading this comment lol

  • @melodyhicks5810
    @melodyhicks5810 Před 4 lety +690

    30 mins of him slowly discovering theres a gay character 😂

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 Před 4 lety +88

      To be fair, they were veeery reluctant with the gayness... like, blame it on the time period, but they chose to make the first every canonically gay character in any Disney movie to be the dumb, fat guy who's name literally means "the fool" and the gayest thing he does is dance with a man for 2 seconds... I feel like Disney messed this up and Dylan not realizing until the end is on the movie and not on Dylan.

    • @nonk3509
      @nonk3509 Před 4 lety +17

      @@baguettegott3409 I mean, the character yelling they are gay all the time wouldn't be nice either, and he was fat in the original anyways. it's no one's fault and although gay representation is good it's not necessary in a children's film.

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 Před 4 lety +32

      @@nonk3509 Yeah and it wouldn't make sense to make Le Fou a bigger plot point because of this and I'm not saying they should have. Just that is was a bad choice for their first gay character that is marketed as such. And gay representation is never "necessary" in anything, but I changed my mind on it a bit since the first time I experienced actual, meaningful representation in media for children. Because it was only then that I realized I had never had something like this and how it could have literally changed my life had I read it like ten years earlier. How much it can mean and change if it's done well. And this, well, wasn't done very well at all.

  • @livok7127
    @livok7127 Před 3 lety +14

    20:36 throw...✍️ yourself...✍️ in front...✍️ of...✍️ wolves...✍️ ok got it thanks dylan

  • @karlijnbremer1508
    @karlijnbremer1508 Před 3 lety +50

    They should’ve hired corpse husband for the voice of the beast

  • @hollygostick5284
    @hollygostick5284 Před 5 lety +954

    Dylan being unimpressed by his own jokes is EVERYTHING

    • @justwannafreefx9419
      @justwannafreefx9419 Před 5 lety +34

      Dylan being very amused by his own jokes is better in my opinion

  • @ehi3670
    @ehi3670 Před 5 lety +1217

    friend 1: wait didn't the beast kidnap bell
    friend 2: omg ya how could she fall in love with her kidnapper
    me: You obviously have not read wattpad

    • @theamazingenny
      @theamazingenny Před 5 lety +7

      😂😂 love a limelight opinion

    • @loonadom676
      @loonadom676 Před 5 lety +45

      Me: (to Friend 2) Stockholm syndrome helps...

    • @Emisop
      @Emisop Před 5 lety +58

      @@loonadom676 Except Belle doesn't show signs of Stockholm Syndrome. If she had that, she would've never left to save her father. Him saving her life helped her realize how much of a good person he really is.

    • @loonadom676
      @loonadom676 Před 5 lety

      @@Emisop Yeah...you got a point too....

    • @mrsarthurfleck
      @mrsarthurfleck Před 5 lety +22

      or played episode

  • @reneenoneofyourbusiness5243

    Gaston’s a bored hunter, so he’ll take any excuse to get someone as beautiful and fiery, someone rare and hard to catch as belle. Or to hunt down a beast that is only one of its kind, and possibly harder than any prey he’s ever caught.

  • @mylesm.5147
    @mylesm.5147 Před 3 lety +12

    3:17
    Dylan: alright can we get Hermione up in here? I'm ready for some wizardry."
    *cut to wizardry.*
    everyone who made this movie: scuze-me?

  • @aliceplamedie5147
    @aliceplamedie5147 Před 5 lety +507

    Dylan his name is literally chip because he’s ..... chipped, honey, he’s chipped 🤣

  • @janed8785
    @janed8785 Před 4 lety +775

    This is just 30 minutes of Dylan wanting Beauty and the Beast to be Harry Potter

  • @alyazya5627
    @alyazya5627 Před 3 lety +25

    5:21 I was actually so disappointed, in the original movie, it was a giant library, here she has like 10 books only

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr Před rokem

      Now it's just a "**sigh** greaaaat...." library.

    • @sawanna508
      @sawanna508 Před 6 měsíci

      It was not a giant library but a small one.

  • @ellenmariedrummondscurtis

    18:44 I noticed this years ago: The Beast's horns are missing here. 🐮

  • @monkeymaya2005
    @monkeymaya2005 Před 5 lety +827

    Movie: For the witch erased there memories.
    Dylan: So the witch erased the memories?

    • @royceroyce9211
      @royceroyce9211 Před 4 lety +15

      This actually made me laugh
      Well done

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary Před 4 lety +2

      Their* there is a location

    • @wallflowerasmr7851
      @wallflowerasmr7851 Před 4 lety +6

      Haha exactly! He acknowledged that much but by the end of the video, forgets it and then wonders why everyone was quick to attack the beast. As soon as the curse was lifted, the townsfolk remembered the castle and those who lived there so of course all was forgiven. It was a freaking Disney curse. Those things are solid... ish. 😂

  • @wishedeternity4513
    @wishedeternity4513 Před 5 lety +824

    Dylan: “Who could ever love a beast?” Cut to furry con
    *Me: WHEEZE, damn right 😂*

  • @livywithane
    @livywithane Před 3 lety +10

    8:18 how he's so intrigued in the story is adorable. 🤣🤣🤣🥰

  • @charleymarie
    @charleymarie Před 2 lety +15

    His face when bell hits lumiére with the pan 😂😂 priceless 12:04

  • @micahguillemette3344
    @micahguillemette3344 Před 5 lety +835

    Dylan: *lives in the US* Do people actually warm their asses in front of fires?
    Me: *lives in Canada and does winter camping* Yes, yes we do.

    • @zipperneckfronkenstein3364
      @zipperneckfronkenstein3364 Před 5 lety +44

      You haven't lived until you've warmed your butt in front of the fireplace! It's the best!

    • @micahguillemette3344
      @micahguillemette3344 Před 5 lety +14

      @@zipperneckfronkenstein3364 Bonus points if it started fuming because of the snow melting

    • @Goomyx1492
      @Goomyx1492 Před 4 lety +13

      Me: *lives in Minnesota* Yeaaaaaah it's a thing

    • @Delcattiy
      @Delcattiy Před 4 lety +7

      lmao yep. Understand this completely. I grew up in a lil town 45 min east of Lake Erie and 30 min south of Lake Ontario in NYS, and the house I grew up in only had a wood-burning stove for heat. Every morning get up and either start up a new fire for the day or stoke the embers during late fall, all winter, and spring up until mid-April-ish. Come in from being outside in 0 to 40 degree Fahrenheit weather (possibly even in negatives on bad weather days), you'll want to warm your freezing ass in front of the fire too!

    • @downthedrain782
      @downthedrain782 Před 4 lety +8

      This man lived in Wisconsin so I don't even know how he has never warmed his ass in front of a fire

  • @fifitails9684
    @fifitails9684 Před 4 lety +354

    "I think Lafool is kinda into Gastin."

    • @Alexeya13
      @Alexeya13 Před 3 lety +47

      Lefoo is Disney first openly gay character. He is in love with Gaston. He deserves so much better then him.

    • @faithjolley6034
      @faithjolley6034 Před 3 lety +27

      @@Alexeya13 He's really not openly gay. There's some hints, but he says nothing. You could watch the whole movie and choose to ignore it. An openly gay character would be one who actually engages in romantic and sexual acts with the same gender on screen or talks about it on screen. Disney used Lafou as a cop-out to placate the LGBTQ+ community.

    • @juliannagularte7352
      @juliannagularte7352 Před 3 lety +5

      The Gaston song got me thinking "Why would Gaston be biting LeFou's belly?" ... kinky lol

  • @notanyoneyourecognize
    @notanyoneyourecognize Před 3 lety +15

    2:54 *when you scream "that's a glove!" at the screen multiple times*

  • @djunamason8801
    @djunamason8801 Před 4 lety +4491

    Dylan editing: "coughing = close to death"
    Me in 2020: yeah, pretty much!

  • @kimi5290
    @kimi5290 Před 5 lety +523

    book: ordered
    me: stoked
    Yee: Haw

    • @readstoomuch2070
      @readstoomuch2070 Před 5 lety +8

      I can't stop laughing lmfao

    • @lea7834
      @lea7834 Před 5 lety +49

      Hotel: trivago

    • @alexyeezus7520
      @alexyeezus7520 Před 5 lety +4

      @@lea7834 lmfaooo was just abot to comment this

    • @lea7834
      @lea7834 Před 5 lety +2

      @@alexyeezus7520 LMAO 😂 2 minds but I was faster

  • @pal8542
    @pal8542 Před 2 lety +10

    Beauty and the Beast is literally the theme of every Wattpad book, just better written.

  • @mollyg2303
    @mollyg2303 Před 3 lety +39

    He really gave me Flynn Rider vibes when he was talking about hot princesses