@@gamergirl_peace149 no. There is no beauty standard anywhere ever that says she's attractive. Stop lying to ppl. She needs a good healthy diet and a gym membership. Lying is wrong. It never, ever does good.
@@JustNodIfYouCanHearMe77 wow beauty standards fucking suck she can be who she is and I’m sure she certainly doesn’t care about what you have to say. Go on living by the standards and being unhappy. Yes wish you luck
I've rewatched this for the last 3 days, im showing everyone... and even though I know what she's gonna say, this brings me to tears! I can't stop laughing at this!!
I just got choked up laughing so hard!!! I didn’t expect that at all!! The way she was so tickle that had already got me started!!!#ThisIsAGoodOneISwear!!!
I miss the first part when he got hit by a bus. I didn’t get it till I read these comments, and I can’t stop laughing oh my goodness that’s so funny her face at the end saying “he’s still alive” lol.
Me too! My ex took my farm then kept breaking into my new home,stealing jewelry etc. when I was at work. I was home the last time. He told the doctors, police & work he got hit by a 🚗
“Where do you see yourself in 10 years?” “In the mirror, where else? Duh.” Being on the spectrum myself, I can confirm that’s an “Aspie” answer right there, taking it literal ALL the way! 😂
I am still laughing and doubled over in pain. She is hilarious! I love a woman with such a funny bone! She makes me laugh just leading with a laugh and whispering! I love her!!
Best joke ever told. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 She ugly like fuck but dam she nailed the punch line. Well delivered 😂😂😂😂😂. Can't stop watching. Very diplomatic way of saying I got arrested 4 domestic violence. Can't stop the laughter.😂😂😂
I laughed so much I started choking and wheezing. This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I keep watching it and can't stop laughing and choking. She sealed the deal on making me scream out loud laughing. Her delivery is awesome!
@@michaelhenry2297 Maybe, but it's beyond my skill set so I respect and admire those that can. Biggest paradigm shift for me telling jokes (still carry jokes around in wallet) was after I told several guys my best jokes, another guy sat down told the same joke I had just told but he got roars of laughter. I never told jokes again learning how apparently uncharismatic I am.
@@michaelhenry2297 and? What's your point? Do you also go around pointing out, that Ronald McDonald isn't the guy flipping the burgers? What difference does it make? Sometimes the kid that doesn't write out the work for the group project, delivers the presentation, because the other kids don't feel comfortable public speaking. Everyone has their own jobs and abilities. Would you prefer the writers not have someone to work for? If they wanted to be the figure head, they'd probably try for that, instead of working on a team and producing good material. 🤦♀️
"sorry I'm late, my ex got hit by a bus and I was still his emergency contact" "Oh my gosh is he ok?" "I don't know, I was laughing so hard I couldn't see straight"
I met a gal at a new job this one time, we'll call her Carol. Carol told me and my buddy, her first husband died of poisoning. She shot her second husband. "You shot him?!?" "Yeah," she said, "he wouldn't take the poison."
Honestly something I've said. They asked me 5 different ways if i drink or want a drink. Final time i said, sure, lets go. Throats getting dry. I actually got the job till they learned i dont put up with BS and liars. About 2 years total
Whoa! Someone sent me this saying I was viral on CZcams lol I love your duet with me! I also love your content!
Good clip. You are funny
Too funny 😁 😂 😀
you are hilarious!!!! 💕👍
Lady, you are hysterical! I am LMWholeAO over HERE! 😱🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆💯👑🔥
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Oh great. Now I'm worried I'm going to use that mirror bit in an actual job interview... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lolol 😂😆😆😆 mirror 🪞
Please record it and put it on CZcams or TicTock
Me too … it’s totally going to be in my head!
Ditto
Oh..I
TOTALLY AM!
How can I resist.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I knew a woman that couldnt get herself to not laugh when she told a joke just like this beautiful woman. It made the joke 10 times funnier. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's not attractive. At all.
@@JustNodIfYouCanHearMe77 that’s your opinion. She’s simply not your type and that’s fine just don’t spread hate
@@gamergirl_peace149 no. There is no beauty standard anywhere ever that says she's attractive. Stop lying to ppl. She needs a good healthy diet and a gym membership. Lying is wrong. It never, ever does good.
Kiss ass, what the heck, is this woman related to you that you have to stick up for her? Not beautiful and certainly not funny!
@@JustNodIfYouCanHearMe77 wow beauty standards fucking suck she can be who she is and I’m sure she certainly doesn’t care about what you have to say. Go on living by the standards and being unhappy. Yes wish you luck
Her trying not to laugh made her have crazy eyes. Thank you 😊!
She had me in tears laughing, cause she couldn't control her laughter😁! That goes to show, laughing is contagious!!!
Not if you are a narcissist.. 😜
Because you already eaten, try same when your hungry 😁
I love how she's trying to look so serious it looks like she's crying when she's dying from laughing too hard.
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Let me add another comment to that guy's comment.
#MeToo! 🤣🤣🤣
There goes another like. The likes are from bunch of busy people who ain't got no time to type. Well, I have all day
@@maureendera6440 omg me too
When they asked her "where do you see yourself in 10 years"? In a mirror of course!!! I'm dead!!! 😅😂🤣😅☠️💀
If she doesn't do standup she needs to!! Her expressions are enough to make me guffaw!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Your use of “guffaw” ✨immaculate✨😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🏾👍🏾
I love her whispers. She’s funny.
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The whispers absolutely do it for me also... lol
"He's okaaaaay...."
What’s her @ pls
@@sumaoncrack2251 I hope you fixed the number of likes first. Priorities, after all🤣🤣
It's hard to be a comedian. She's really good.🤣🤣🤣
@The heart hugger Because not everyone can tell a joke. And make people laugh it takes talent. Which she has i think.😊
Her serious look and trailing off voice at the end. Priceless.😂😂
Someone with such great sense of humor, will always be able to come back.
More people like these...please.
She's funny. Realistic quality about her story. She has my vote.
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@@PrinceofPeace2000 lesssgoooo
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@@marinevetoneroman7232 yooooooo
🤣🤣 I think the reason she's emotional is bcz she missed him. Not love him miss, rather I didn't hit him properly miss him.
Miss him? She had to have at least hit him a little bit. He's in the hospital..........
Right that “he really is alive” at the end fo sho
@@brandonnewby178 she might have grazed him….but no biggie he’s alive ppl everything’s 👍🏾
So, a near miss!
@@tmayorca8770 Or just unsuccessful. 🤷🤣
I've rewatched this for the last 3 days, im showing everyone... and even though I know what she's gonna say, this brings me to tears! I can't stop laughing at this!!
I just got choked up laughing so hard!!! I didn’t expect that at all!! The way she was so tickle that had already got me started!!!#ThisIsAGoodOneISwear!!!
I can’t stop laughing. I laughed so hard it flared up my asthma. Where is my inhaler? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Funny!
Same tho same
Same... then I start laughing at myself for having an attack from laughing and it makes it worse 🤣🤣
Not asthmatic or sick but I laughed hard enough that I coughed ..... if I was asthmatic I'd be dead . Lol .
Oh I hate when that happens hahahaha every time I laugh hard god help us lol
I hear ya. My inhaler is empty too.
Her choking up on herself was the truly funny part! 😆
This shit is to funny😅😅😅
On god.. she comedy!!
Can’t stop watching this! I love her laughter…just her laughter alone would make me laugh. Thanks for posting! 💜😂
❤
The HR of the company she interviewed for should really be given a raise…
I'm so late, I just understood what she meant😅 she was the one who ran over her ex with the bus🤣
I'm even later... I didn't get it til I read your comment.😁🤣😂🤪✌🏽
@@francesalexander2545 🤭🤣🤣🤣
Damn😅
Welcome to the party.
She nailed it
I was worried at first thinking she was going to be a Karen but she turned out to be a comedian that's even better
@@De_Lirium
Tf nah you a messed up human
@@Pers_oner I am a messed up human while she tries to be funny about running over her "dickhead" ex xD.
@@De_Lirium
Dude it's a joke, no need to take things differently
@@Pers_oner a shit joke. And as I said just seemed like a psycho trying his hardest to be funny.
@@De_Lirium and tf are you when you’re doing?
She got me good. "Until 2 hours ago I was a bus driver"
This make me want to do a job interview just to do exactly what she did😂
Lmao! Every time she says “he’s okay” is so hilarious to me and idk why!!! Maybe it’s just her delivery/comedic timing 🤷🏻♀️
Because she tried to kill him? She’s the bus driver😂
It was and her eyes, she definitely play the perfect part!
@@timmybutt418 She completely sells it and the misdirection/distraction with the mirror bit is perfect.
“My ex got hit by a bus” 😂😂
" And until two hours ago I was A bus driver ...🤔🤨😊
The bus she was driving 🤭
I miss the first part when he got hit by a bus. I didn’t get it till I read these comments, and I can’t stop laughing oh my goodness that’s so funny her face at the end saying “he’s still alive” lol.
These are such hilarious skits. Made even better by the way the person relates the story! Hahaha
You both got me crying HAHAHA I love you guys I'm dead
I definitely can relate! I missed my ex so many times over the past 25 years but I've never been good with a sniper rifle! 🧐
😂😭😂😭😂😭
Me too! My ex took my farm then kept breaking into my new home,stealing jewelry etc. when I was at work. I was home the last time. He told the doctors, police & work he got hit by a 🚗
Lol 😂 👍🏾 if I had a coffee when I read your comment I would have spat it out!! 🤦🏻♀️ 🙆🏻♀️😁
🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣😭😭I bet it's a lot of ppl that are glad they didn't start a relationship with you or her because I'm scared just hearing it 🤣😭
Goooood Ooooone!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fucking ending had me fucking dieing
You eat with that mouth ???
@@donnhughes7139 all fucking day long 🌭🍕🥪🌮🥗🦀🍳🍬🍭🥛🍯🤣🤣🤣
dying
That insane look when she's trying to convince us that her ex really is going to be okay.
Shes hilarious.
“Where do you see yourself in 10 years?”
“In the mirror, where else? Duh.”
Being on the spectrum myself, I can confirm that’s an “Aspie” answer right there, taking it literal ALL the way! 😂
I am still laughing and doubled over in pain. She is hilarious! I love a woman with such a funny bone! She makes me laugh just leading with a laugh and whispering! I love her!!
Best joke ever told. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 She ugly like fuck but dam she nailed the punch line. Well delivered 😂😂😂😂😂. Can't stop watching. Very diplomatic way of saying I got arrested 4 domestic violence. Can't stop the laughter.😂😂😂
I laughed so much I started choking and wheezing. This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I keep watching it and can't stop laughing and choking. She sealed the deal on making me scream out loud laughing. Her delivery is awesome!
Based on actual events some names were changed to hide the identity of certain individuals 🤣😂
😀😄😄
😆😆😆😆
That's funny!
Who is this lady??? She's cracking me up.
I could not stop watching and rewatch over and over 🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I needed this.
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Me too🤣
I REALLY NEEDED TO SEE THIS AND LAUGH LIKE IVE LOST MY MIND!!! She's freaking AWESOME!! 💯
She's funnier than 100% of female comedians.
I love this video, her facial expressions are the most.😂
Hilarious... Great sense of humor!
Please do stand up!
Have you seen the movie punchline? Not so hard to be a stand-up comedian. Most have a staff to write their jokes.
@@michaelhenry2297 Maybe, but it's beyond my skill set so I respect and admire those that can. Biggest paradigm shift for me telling jokes (still carry jokes around in wallet) was after I told several guys my best jokes, another guy sat down told the same joke I had just told but he got roars of laughter. I never told jokes again learning how apparently uncharismatic I am.
@@michaelhenry2297 and? What's your point? Do you also go around pointing out, that Ronald McDonald isn't the guy flipping the burgers? What difference does it make? Sometimes the kid that doesn't write out the work for the group project, delivers the presentation, because the other kids don't feel comfortable public speaking. Everyone has their own jobs and abilities. Would you prefer the writers not have someone to work for? If they wanted to be the figure head, they'd probably try for that, instead of working on a team and producing good material. 🤦♀️
Comedy
The whispered he really is alive with that note of incredulous😂
I loveher laugh and how she shifts to whispering when she’s like “he’s okay”
I’m so sick but I couldn’t stop laughing that woman is priceless thanks for posting this, I needed to laugh
Heal💝
@@laurabarber6697 laughter is the best medicine I've found 👍💞
The “he really is alive” and the whispering did me in🤣
🤬🤬🤬🤬😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She is hilarious! Original 😆 i love her whispers and facial expression
"sorry I'm late, my ex got hit by a bus and I was still his emergency contact"
"Oh my gosh is he ok?"
"I don't know, I was laughing so hard I couldn't see straight"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Her delivery though 😹
I met a gal at a new job this one time, we'll call her Carol. Carol told me and my buddy, her first husband died of poisoning. She shot her second husband.
"You shot him?!?"
"Yeah," she said, "he wouldn't take the poison."
Yep i hear that b4😅😳lol
I watched this a dozen times and still can’t stop laughing.
She has Buddy Hackett vibes.
Old school Rat Pack era comic.
So funny and crazy at same time. It's bad when you laughing at your own stuff😅😅😅😅😅
Perfection on another level 🤣scary hilarious.
Her facial expressions made me laugh all the harder lol
Loved it
This chick is fookn nuts but hilarious 😂
I love people with a great sense of humor I swear
LOL! I was a bus driver! LOL! HAHAHA
😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅💯!!!!
Honestly something I've said. They asked me 5 different ways if i drink or want a drink. Final time i said, sure, lets go. Throats getting dry.
I actually got the job till they learned i dont put up with BS and liars. About 2 years total
Sounds like you're still really salty about that. 😕 That sucks.
@@softbunny6403 if you only knew the half of it, you would freak and call it corruption.
I have watched this 8 times 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the whispers are killing me.
Exactly 😂
This is ridiculous but I'm here for it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
Hahaha 😅 oh my jezzie
Your reaction is hilarious on top of the video...I can't!!!!!😂😂
That truly was one of the BESTEST in a long time. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this lady
When she said my ex got hit by a bus I knew she was the bus driver. I think I need anger management.
Girl I'm with ya my first thought was why wouldn't she, 🤫🤭😆
🤣I'm almost inclined to believe her, She got crazy eyes.
If you only knew.
😂😂😫😂😂😂
So funny, omg, did not expect that.
Her delivery is on point
Her comic timing and expression sealed this as hilarious!! Kudos
First, I hope you do find a job, but you are funny LMAO
Listened to this about 20 times I’m weak!!!
Genius
Women's "comedy" is always about violence towards an ex or about ho-ing...not funny by any means
Dude, it's not funny...you must be smoking some good sh*t
I wish I had that response to that stupid question “where do you see yourself in 5 years from
now”
I haven't laughed that hard in a while
So sorry. Sometimes you got to take care of yourself first and only.
😢😂😢😂😮😮😮❤❤❤
Okay I’m trying to sleep but I’m addictive to REALarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️🇯🇲🙏!
Sure is GONNA be a great year!
Topping this one is going to be tough For the year!
She did an amazing job of making her attempts to not laugh seem like crying right until the very end.
She deserves an Oscar for that serious face!😆😂
He really is alive... He's ok 👍 😂
Its the eyes❤
Now THAT'S comedy!
Absolutely Blooming funny and fantastic, she's amazing 🤣🤣😅
Omg girl you got me big time! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
That was so satisfying 😌 😂😂😊
I watched this 10 times and everytime I laugh more and more
The look when she said she had to answer alot if questions 😂😂💯💯💯🤣🤣
😂😂the best one yet.... Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I would hire her immediately!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Wow! Her delivery is great.She's hilarious!