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  • @somersetcace1
    @somersetcace1 Před rokem +1701

    "Bold of you to assume I'm female?" Bold of you to assume I give a shit.

    • @christopherdunning6266
      @christopherdunning6266 Před rokem +22

      Exactly

    • @blueberryskyline
      @blueberryskyline Před rokem +42

      I've actually used that before. It's so satisfying to watch the look on their face when they realize you genuinely don't care about them at all.

    • @christinanull2435
      @christinanull2435 Před rokem +8

      Yes!!

    • @ninsophy9798
      @ninsophy9798 Před rokem +16

      ​@@blueberryskyline you're a hero and we need more people like you. entitled people deserve to know that strangers are going to be strangers and not everyone has to bend before your sensitivities. also being lgbtq or religious or black or literally any minority is not a reason to be entitled. if you act like a person you're going to be treated as a person

    • @DontUNVME
      @DontUNVME Před rokem +5

      B I N G O

  • @earlenesaunders9440
    @earlenesaunders9440 Před rokem +379

    “i want off this planet”😂😂😂😭😭💀💀
    it’s so insane how much i agree with this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @doracard8683
      @doracard8683 Před rokem +3

      The crazies need to leave. This our planet 😂😂

    • @somerandommadman38
      @somerandommadman38 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Sorry, mate, space travels for the billionaires

    • @rossjohnson1872
      @rossjohnson1872 Před 11 měsíci

      Most of us will be offed of this planet soon. China is not busy with this nonsense. They are building hypersonic intercontinental balistic nuclear missiles.

    • @angelawilliams5454
      @angelawilliams5454 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Me too

    • @sarahr6084
      @sarahr6084 Před 11 měsíci

      I wish 😂

  • @Tinika22
    @Tinika22 Před rokem +110

    " I'm not checking out ya snapping turtle lady..."😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PSYCHDEGREE63
      @PSYCHDEGREE63 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Stretched me straight out like a mattress 🤣😂😂

    • @CMM726
      @CMM726 Před 11 měsíci +2

      That was great!

  • @puddlejumper6477
    @puddlejumper6477 Před rokem +359

    Plot twist: she really was a woman she just chose violence today.

  • @celestita8404
    @celestita8404 Před rokem +153

    The Snapping turtle comment had me laughing so damn hard 😂😂😂😂
    Edit: TYSM FOR ALL THE LIKES 💕

  • @naomibeery8098
    @naomibeery8098 Před rokem +155

    People dont value plain kindness. I dont know how you dont need it in life or realize that getting along with others is vital.

  • @rachelleklemunes5493
    @rachelleklemunes5493 Před rokem +31

    'I'm not checking out your snapping turtle lady!.' I'm in stitches!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hollybrandenburg
    @hollybrandenburg Před rokem +28

    "I want off this planet" I feel ya 💯

  • @davidboudreaux3378
    @davidboudreaux3378 Před rokem +369

    When i was a kid we had Wonder Woman now people wonder what a woman is!!!!

    • @tylerpantera8023
      @tylerpantera8023 Před rokem +13

      Nah we had Wonder Woman now we wonder is it a woman?

    • @karmalibra4355
      @karmalibra4355 Před rokem +6

      Underrated Comment. 👏👏

    • @janemathaba7706
      @janemathaba7706 Před rokem +2

      💜🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Hoop880
      @Hoop880 Před rokem

      Only men aka trans women to justify their argument that anybody can be a woman because we don’t know what a women is. You know who’s not questioning what a woman is women because we know and we can’t define ourselves because women are so many different things. We wear so many different hats.

    • @ladyloki1921
      @ladyloki1921 Před rokem

      Pins all around peeps!! 📍📍📌📌📍📍📌📌🎳🧷🧷

  • @Rideca74
    @Rideca74 Před rokem +297

    "I'm gonna make like a baby and head out!"
    😂😂😂😂
    I'm having that etched on the back of my headstone.

    • @lostsoul5602
      @lostsoul5602 Před rokem +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Robertmartines
      @Robertmartines Před rokem +4

      Not Breach….!!

    • @danielhiester7856
      @danielhiester7856 Před rokem +5

      There's going to be a lot of head stones like that now.

    • @roxannehalfe5450
      @roxannehalfe5450 Před rokem +2

      I love that!!😂

    • @thunderbutt357XD
      @thunderbutt357XD Před rokem +5

      when im on my deathbed, i want those to be my last words after i tell everyone in my life i love them. "i love you baby, i made sure you and the kids will be taken care of. But my time has come, its time for me to make like a baby and head out" *dies*

  • @foxfox9845
    @foxfox9845 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Officer Eudy is Dave Chappelle with a drop of bleach😂🤣 🗽🇺🇲 Brooklyn NY ❤️

  • @offsides7.7.7
    @offsides7.7.7 Před rokem +12

    I died at "I'm not checking out your snapping turtle lady" 😂😂😂

  • @Chelster420
    @Chelster420 Před rokem +440

    I love how they think we all know what they’re PRETENDING to be.

    • @petezipardi4022
      @petezipardi4022 Před rokem +4

      Ahyuck! Good one, Cletus!

    • @janemathaba7706
      @janemathaba7706 Před rokem +5

      😂💜🤣🤣🤣

    • @jonathan_herr
      @jonathan_herr Před rokem

      Like how you're pretending to be a decent human being?
      But seriously, if they misgender you, don't flip out like th| person on the store, just calmly correct them, and then if you get shit back from them, THEN go at them with both barrels.

    • @realtalk6192
      @realtalk6192 Před rokem +7

      Exactly 😂

    • @thegurw1994
      @thegurw1994 Před rokem +4

      They don't. They're not pretending, this is a fantasy skit, and never happened.

  • @AriThecraftydragon
    @AriThecraftydragon Před rokem +91

    Bold of her not to be using good manners in a customer related industry job.
    Definitely privileged to be able to do that.

    • @janemathaba7706
      @janemathaba7706 Před rokem

      He/she will not be fired. Companies fear being labeled Discriminating, Trans phobia Bigots

    • @allyfischer6292
      @allyfischer6292 Před rokem

      Alot of these companies pretending to support it so there inclusion ratings dont drop 😂

    • @heatherfulmore3412
      @heatherfulmore3412 Před 11 měsíci

      Yes it is better to be polite to the customers.

  • @tiarasmith8097
    @tiarasmith8097 Před rokem +11

    the most relatable shit i’ve seen all day😂😂😂

  • @deliapena342
    @deliapena342 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Everyone needs someone like him in their life, and the energy he shares.

  • @pandoraparadox5941
    @pandoraparadox5941 Před rokem +649

    I'm trans. I get called ma'am,sir, hey you and you know what I do? Not a damn thing because it doesn't matter. You know who and what you are. The people that are close to you know who and what you are. That's all that matters. I don't even correct people. I just usually reply back no matter the pronoun cause I straight don't have the energy or time to waste on petty stuff

    • @bigjohn5104
      @bigjohn5104 Před rokem +77

      You should tell more this. Especially when half the time people are just trying to be polite.

    • @liamevans1508
      @liamevans1508 Před rokem +36

      @@bigjohn5104 the VAST majority, only care about intentions. If you are trying to be polite but accidentally say something rude, 99% let it roll off like water on a ducks back. Every group has that 1% of unreasonable unhappy ppl though that looks for any excuse to be upset.
      I’d only be rude like this to someone who was intentionally being nasty, not to a person who made an honest mistake.

    • @nathanmedema5458
      @nathanmedema5458 Před rokem +26

      @@liamevans1508 well when only 1% of the population is their entire group... ALL of them get offended hahahaha

    • @liamevans1508
      @liamevans1508 Před rokem +5

      @@nathanmedema5458 Sounds like you’re the one offended tbh

    • @nathanmedema5458
      @nathanmedema5458 Před rokem +7

      @@liamevans1508 🧐🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

  • @evb.4476
    @evb.4476 Před rokem +118

    Man i love his come back! Why the heck cant people just be nice to each other.

    • @NortelGeek
      @NortelGeek Před rokem

      🧬🫧🧼🧠 ♀️♂️ 🧠🧼🫧🧬
      "BeCauSe ItS oFfEnSive", lol

    • @anabaird3835
      @anabaird3835 Před rokem

      He just told us why...didnt he? 😮‍💨 .

  • @smartalix5295
    @smartalix5295 Před rokem +3

    "Snapping turtle" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jennycowan8748
    @jennycowan8748 Před rokem +3

    Hooo I can't breath, snapping turtle, that's a new one.

  • @MrGevander
    @MrGevander Před rokem +54

    IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING A SIGN stating your preferred pronouns (which seems to be the direction we are heading), you have NO RIGHT to be upset if someone "misgenders" you when they don't know you.

    • @christinanull2435
      @christinanull2435 Před rokem +6

      agreed.

    • @katrinab7657
      @katrinab7657 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Nope. I don't care to participate in they're group delusions. I grew up with manners. My parents taught me to show respect and kindess. Now, after 53 years, I have to reprogram myself?
      I've earned the right to finally call people "dear" and "sweetie" and continue honoring elders with a ma'am or sir.
      Just when i get to lean into my auntie status, they're gonna snatch it away from me and tell me aunties don't exist anymore in this gender-fluid, gender-neuteal dystopia.
      *No Sir....or No Ma'am* (whichever *appears* appropriate).
      I'm done with that rant😂

    • @zahniehill3301
      @zahniehill3301 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Just because they're heading in that direction, doesn't demand that the rest of us sane folk should follow! If the blind lead the blind, they'll both fall into the ditch!!

    • @PSYCHDEGREE63
      @PSYCHDEGREE63 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I give up, it's too much with these pronouns 🥺

  • @mattd6931
    @mattd6931 Před rokem +29

    "Bold of you to assume I'm female""
    Appropriate response: "I wasn't assuming, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, even though I was unsure."

  • @gr8fruitsprouts440
    @gr8fruitsprouts440 Před rokem +2

    This guy seems like so much fun!
    I like his earthiness.
    "Snappin' turtle" LOL

  • @nedraunique_mindset222
    @nedraunique_mindset222 Před rokem +4

    I feel him on this dang!!! Some days I just feel like do I even belong on this planet anymore🤔?? Lol 😆They can have it!!

  • @musandagi3896
    @musandagi3896 Před rokem +33

    Dude, you crack me up bro. Keep it real.😂😂😂😂

    • @lindashorter5386
      @lindashorter5386 Před rokem

      Yeah, the way he always looks like he's gonna jump thru the screen when he's pissed off. He's funny as heck!😄

  • @wendyroman4944
    @wendyroman4944 Před rokem +5

    That guy is hilarious! 😂😂😂😂

  • @wendellworrell9547
    @wendellworrell9547 Před rokem +1

    My man was on point when he said I’ll make like a baby and head out priceless 😅😅😅💯

  • @ksssonja99ks
    @ksssonja99ks Před rokem +1

    "I'm gonna make like a baby and head out"😂😂😂

  • @dhammes9616
    @dhammes9616 Před rokem +4

    I love this man he is so real and effing funny

  • @danae5578
    @danae5578 Před rokem +11

    You got me at... "I'm gonna make like a baby and head out" 😅

  • @teeciewalk
    @teeciewalk Před 11 měsíci +2

    Dude he’s definitely invited to the cookout. We’re on the same page. He’s hilarious 😂

  • @VHoff-33
    @VHoff-33 Před rokem +3

    This is why I prefer to be an introvert

  • @danielleporter1829
    @danielleporter1829 Před rokem +17

    Had Scoot been there, she would've told the cashier about herself and taken up for her daddy.

  • @bigombre3867
    @bigombre3867 Před rokem +6

    Cant even be kind to people these days. This why I go into stores get what I need, pay attention to my surroundings and smile.. then hurry my ass out

  • @joshuahickey8847
    @joshuahickey8847 Před rokem +1

    And he wonders why Scoot is like that😂😂😂

  • @rosegolden7885
    @rosegolden7885 Před rokem +4

    This happened to my Mommy, she seen an individual dressed like a man with beard stubble. She addressed the person as SIR, when she went around them. "Excuse me Sir, let me get around you" they got mad as hell and got in her face. " IMA woman, DO I look like a Man" Needless to say Momma aired out the store with mace. The owner was nice enough to walk her out and apologize sincerely for his customers actions. He ain't lying, A real life Game of Guess Who.

  • @who346
    @who346 Před rokem +6

    Proceed as NORMAL. IF they cant be civil, that is on them....

  • @freqenc
    @freqenc Před rokem +5

    Snapping turtle was the one that got me. Truth.

  • @slothmonster7165
    @slothmonster7165 Před rokem +2

    This def has the ring of an 'and then they all clapped' story...

  • @NeverComply42
    @NeverComply42 Před rokem +2

    He IS funny… 🤣👍🏼

  • @beansmama8914
    @beansmama8914 Před rokem +52

    He just gotta sick scoot (his daughter) on the cashier, he's even afraid of scoot 🤘

  • @GVvoltaire
    @GVvoltaire Před rokem +4

    That boy is a fool!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏿👊🏿👍🏿🫵🏿

  • @NewYorkCityGritty5
    @NewYorkCityGritty5 Před 11 měsíci +1

    "I'm not checking out your snapping turtle lady!" Legendary. 😂😂😂😂

  • @elviraibanez4955
    @elviraibanez4955 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I’m not checking out, You snapping turtle lady, “ That got me laughing 😂😂😂 I feel ‘ya 😂

  • @jennifermoody6987
    @jennifermoody6987 Před rokem +55

    "I'm not checking out your snapping turtle lady!" Lmfao.. that's probably why IT got mad in the first place, because IT wanted you to check it out and you didn't 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️💀💀💀⚰⚰⚰☠☠☠🙈🙈🙈👀👀👀

    • @jonathan_herr
      @jonathan_herr Před rokem +1

      I guess this Jennifer IT/THING poster doesn't know how to use the word they/them...

    • @jennifermoody6987
      @jennifermoody6987 Před rokem +1

      @@jonathan_herr thanks pronoun police officer Jonathan

    • @thisistheway89
      @thisistheway89 Před rokem +2

      ​@@jonathan_herr well that would infer that there were two people so.....Jennifer is not wrong go be offended somewhere else.😂

    • @jonathan_herr
      @jonathan_herr Před rokem +1

      @@thisistheway89 all I was doing was using their own words against them...

    • @jonathan_herr
      @jonathan_herr Před rokem +1

      @@jennifermoody6987 there's using pronouns accidentally wrong, and there's using them in a snarky negative/spiteful manner...

  • @natewells734
    @natewells734 Před rokem +9

    This dude's channel is GREAT.

  • @BlissfulJourney10
    @BlissfulJourney10 Před rokem +1

    "Make like a baby and head out" bahahaha😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chantawillis9628
    @chantawillis9628 Před rokem +1

    😂 Do like a baby & head out😅 off Eudy.

  • @annatmarshall5133
    @annatmarshall5133 Před rokem +9

    Yes! He's right.

  • @clark987878
    @clark987878 Před rokem +4

    Im a straight guy with long hair and slender build. I have been called miss or ma'am. I have never corrected anyone. They meant no harm and did no harm. People who get aggressive with people who mean them no harm and didn't hurt anyone are bad people.

    • @xKotun
      @xKotun Před rokem +1

      You're an actual dude tho. No one would have difficulty understanding why you'd correct them.

    • @Fenrir_Hellbreed
      @Fenrir_Hellbreed Před rokem

      In any case they could have at least been polite about it. "Thank you, but for the record I actually identify as ____." Most people I know would apologize and correct themselves if given the opportunity but being hostile over an honest mistake doesn't exactly make anyone want to do so.

  • @pamelamoore2782
    @pamelamoore2782 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I love his response to the cashier.

  • @gginsc9816
    @gginsc9816 Před rokem +1

    Snapping turtle? I am passing out with laughter!

  • @JeneaneKnox-sn3ew
    @JeneaneKnox-sn3ew Před rokem +20

    Awesome, freaking awesome,I'm wit cha brother, amen

  • @cristaladame5608
    @cristaladame5608 Před rokem +4

    😂😂😂😂 I need a man like you in my life

  • @Letsberealyall
    @Letsberealyall Před 11 měsíci

    “And you on my last nerve!” Lol 😅😂😅

  • @notconvincedgranny6573
    @notconvincedgranny6573 Před rokem +1

    I thought it was about "happy Memorial Day." Ain't nothing happy about that.

  • @carolynkeys8177
    @carolynkeys8177 Před rokem +6

    That's my boy!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shawjasmine
    @shawjasmine Před rokem +5

    😂😂😂 I just can't

  • @KRenee-wi1iv
    @KRenee-wi1iv Před rokem +1

    Officer Rudy is hilarious! Huh?! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @diviengii
    @diviengii Před rokem +3

    Yes. Lol they are just a matter of laughter.

  • @jasminemcelroy7717
    @jasminemcelroy7717 Před rokem +3

    I honestly don't understand the point of making everything confrontational, especially when there is no need for it.

  • @darylparaha824
    @darylparaha824 Před rokem +1

    Just loved this couldn't stop laughing 😆 🤣 😂 😄 😅 😀 😆 🤣

  • @davidbrewer184
    @davidbrewer184 Před 11 měsíci

    "I'm not checkin out your snapper turtle lady"....Truth spoken

  • @marvel9r421
    @marvel9r421 Před rokem +5

    I feel ya pain🤣🤣🤣

  • @ednaoldebeken3853
    @ednaoldebeken3853 Před rokem +3

    This isn't going to stop, is it?

    • @NortelGeek
      @NortelGeek Před rokem +1

      God I hope so. I'm so sick of children being 🧠🧼🫧 with the whole 🧬 theater. (Sorry to have to communicate with emoji, but I'm afraid Google will delete or not display my comment otherwise). ♥️ 🤍 💙

  • @Metalalbumreviewers
    @Metalalbumreviewers Před 11 měsíci

    This is one of the few instances where "I need to speak with your manager" is an entirely appropriate response.

  • @WTFIsThis4YT
    @WTFIsThis4YT Před 11 měsíci

    “Make like a baby and head out”….😂😂😂😂😂

  • @soulsnatcher5408
    @soulsnatcher5408 Před rokem +4

    If I was in that situation. That person would be on the ground unconscious and I would be in handcuffs, happily.

  • @Godsrocker1970
    @Godsrocker1970 Před rokem +5

    There is nothing happy about remembering my son in law died in war.

  • @clarencewood1363
    @clarencewood1363 Před 11 měsíci

    You tell'em Officer Eudy. I enjoy this guy so much. He's hilarious

  • @RosieWilliamOlivia
    @RosieWilliamOlivia Před 11 měsíci

    "Your snapping turtle" 😂😂😂😂 I'm using that 😂😂

  • @Msjamariabrown
    @Msjamariabrown Před 11 měsíci

    Snapping Turtle 🐢 took me out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nakeyakaylynn
    @nakeyakaylynn Před rokem

    It's the "snapping turtle" for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dharmon8798
    @dharmon8798 Před rokem +1

    Had your daughter been there you all could have teamed up. 😂😂😂

    • @yvettebeck6367
      @yvettebeck6367 Před 10 měsíci

      Now, you know, Scoot would've teamed up AGAINST him, right?

  • @debrawittig3944
    @debrawittig3944 Před 11 měsíci

    Took me a second..."make like a baby and head out"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EnLightEnd1111
    @EnLightEnd1111 Před rokem

    "make like a baby and head out" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hiddentruth4874
    @hiddentruth4874 Před rokem

    He said i wont off this planet lmfao LOL 😅😂🤣

  • @kingbodacius
    @kingbodacius Před 11 měsíci

    People out here pissing off the punisher lmao 😂

  • @catrinaa4315
    @catrinaa4315 Před 11 měsíci

    "Ima do like a baby and head out" 😂😂😂

  • @Aonexia
    @Aonexia Před 11 měsíci

    "Make like a baby and head Out!" Man!!! What a line...:-D

  • @diannemcintosh8447
    @diannemcintosh8447 Před rokem +1

    I love when he said "more plastic surgery".

  • @shelbralittle6469
    @shelbralittle6469 Před 11 měsíci

    He said I want off this planet!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @skyehamm9629
    @skyehamm9629 Před 11 měsíci

    The snapping turtle comment got me 💀💀💀🤣🤣.

  • @carmentorres1426
    @carmentorres1426 Před 11 měsíci

    "I'm gonna make like a baby, and head out" 🤣😂.

  • @gloriav1236
    @gloriav1236 Před rokem

    The snapping turtle 🐢 got me 😂😂

  • @srogbog1
    @srogbog1 Před 11 měsíci

    'Make like a baby and head out'! 😂😂😂

  • @ahealthylivingforyou3329
    @ahealthylivingforyou3329 Před 11 měsíci

    I have this on repeat and can’t stop laughing! The world is so reverse nowadays.😂😂😂

  • @aleydasosa1134
    @aleydasosa1134 Před 11 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂 snapped turtle lady 😂😂😂😂

  • @teresabuie7440
    @teresabuie7440 Před rokem

    One of those "STOP LET ME OFF THIS MICKEY MOUSE PLANET" 😂😂

  • @pamelafaulkner155
    @pamelafaulkner155 Před 11 měsíci

    Snapping turtle!! Ya killed me!!

  • @alishafrazier8025
    @alishafrazier8025 Před 11 měsíci

    “Snapping Turtle 🐢 “😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @gillianteekah8657
    @gillianteekah8657 Před rokem

    🤣🤣🤣not checking your snapping turtle...lol

  • @Whitney_Not_Houston
    @Whitney_Not_Houston Před rokem +1

    I LOVE his videos! His daughter Scoot is the best!

  • @eileenpreste6801
    @eileenpreste6801 Před 11 měsíci

    Snapped turtle!!! 😆😅😂😂

  • @moustacherie7042
    @moustacherie7042 Před rokem +1

    Things that happened: This, definitely, absolutely. Source: trust me, bro.

  • @YourFriendlyNeighborhoodAnon
    @YourFriendlyNeighborhoodAnon Před 10 měsíci

    If he actually said "I deserve this planet." Lmfao that's amazing.
    I needed that, thank you.

  • @dianes5762
    @dianes5762 Před 11 měsíci

    "IT'S MA'AAAM!" 😹😹😹

  • @amaized2no239
    @amaized2no239 Před 11 měsíci

    It’s the snapping turtle for me😂😂😂😂

  • @patricianatividad8451
    @patricianatividad8451 Před 11 měsíci +1

    He or she LOLOLOL LOLOLOL

  • @shannonventura8435
    @shannonventura8435 Před 11 měsíci

    “Snapping turtle” 😂😂😂