vm.tiktok.com/TTPdkGFDdy/ Here’s the link to the duet…lol Make sure you subscribe to his channel and follow him on TikTok by clicking through the duet link above.
I also found this video amusing 😊 FYI: you wanted a colon ':' not a semicolon ';' As you wrote it, Zach is either calling her father "Daddy" or _exclaiming_ "Daddy!" not saying "Daddy" is their shared nickname. Colons note the start of a list (even if, as in this case, that list only has one item). Semicolons separate two complete but related sentences. For example: "it's cool that we have the same nickname [👈🏾complete sentence]; Daddy is what my last girlfriend called me too" [👈🏾 complete sentence]. I hope you received this in the manner I intended: educational and collaborative, not condescending nor critical. Have a great day!
@@tobidom6407 it seems that you didn't read the entirety of my reply. I was not criticizing them, I was hoping to take advantage of an apparent opportunity for learning in an area where many people struggle. If you perceive that ☝🏾 as an attack, then you might want to take some time to look inward and reassess your sensitivity.
Personally I would have gone with the intimidate daughters bf routine, but he came and said this shit I would have been dying, would have accepted him then and there, as a guy with a sense of humour this is gold.
I felt so too. But sadly society would probably frown. Laughter is important in life. If afterthe jokes that he would have said something like. "Ah, just joking. My name is (name). I am honored to be invited to dinner, Mr. Father name and Mrs. Mother name." I need my daughters spouse to have good humor and healthy self-confidence. Might would have given him a chance as they were timely jokes.
Met my highschool girlfriend's father at the door and his first greeting to me was "So your the guy who wants to deflower my daughter?" We got along pretty well.
I am dead, my father would be crying laughing and encouraging his nonsense. My father loves a man with a since of humor, I'm sure that's why he and my husband adore eachother.
If my husband would have done this to my dad when he met him we would have been able to marry so much sooner and they would have been best friends right off
"Hey Bill, is that a new porch?" "Yea, you know the death of Gabby's bf made me think about how short life is" "Isn't that the same thing you said when her ex died, and you built the Gazebo? Come to think of it, that tool shed popped up when her bf before that died." "Stop asking questions Ted"
If theyre at a situation where she asks "daddy" to pass the salt and both her boyfriend and her literal dad reaches for the salt, its gonna be a real awkward situation.
"he's trying to get someone hurt!" 🙈😂 I was cryiiiiiiiiinnnggggg 😂 my hubby said to my daughters fiance (before they were engaged) "can I hug you? I need to know how big to dig the hole in the garden for if u hurt my daughter!" Poor kid almost fainted 🙈😂
As a father of two women, I would’ve found that hilarious lmao! Punched him in the stomach and welcomed him with open arms lol. I would’ve given him a chance just in the strength of making me laugh.
My six foot three Dad would have ensured the demise of his fertility in very horrific ways. My five older brothers would be the lookout and vouch for each other's alibis. GOTTA LOVE FAMILY ❤️
id want to be his friend. dude is pretty funny. and if it were real, it would 100% take the biggest balls. but i wouldn't want him anywhere near my daughter.
I feel like I'm angry and I'm fine with replacing the door if it's took out by the back of this disrespectful fabbots paper like skull. She's not too old to get her dumb shit face slapped either.
My ex wife's brother sent me this video with the text "Remember when you did this to Lindsey on new year's Eve the night she introduced you to the family" yeah i did. I deserved every bit of that divorce
I kind of feel like 60% of the dad who are saying theyd hosptialize him for this are bluffing. Between the balls on the kid, the sence of humor, and the ablity to mortify your daughter. I imagine you hand him a beer now, wait 20 yrs. and pay his daughters boyfriend to say the same thing.
I love how before he talks about the salt, she walks in front of him to walk away cause she's so mordified, and he grabs her like, " oh , hey where you going,? I got one more for ya. And it's a good one. Not even skipping a beat. Hilarious.😂
vm.tiktok.com/TTPdkGFDdy/ Here’s the link to the duet…lol
Make sure you subscribe to his channel and follow him on TikTok by clicking through the duet link above.
Just flirted with a cop damnit I gotta bad habit 😩 😫 😪 😤 😒 😑 🤫😌
Nice fit and thic
My guy is looking for a early funeral
And for the love of god check out his podcast with indiana massara and jared bailey. The podcast is called dropouts and you won’t regret listening.
@@gwillison4619 really
I was waiting for him to say "I'm a real fan of your work"
"I study the material for hours every night."🤣
you must be a baker because you made some great cake
This one, this right here 😂
All of y’all ain’t right! 🤣🤣🤣
A chick once asked me what I thought of her ass, and all I could muster while staring at it was "Tell your parents I said thanks."
This is actually a tutorial on how to speed run getting murdered
Yes
@@zaywolff4980 aye this comment finally catching traffic leave a like man this was a funny ass comment
@@liftedlegend710 yes 337 likes isn't traffic, unless your a social person (?) Unlike myself
lol yes
It'd be a heroic death I tell you that much. Sooo brave.
As a dad I think I’d have to walk away laughing so hard id cry and when I composed myself I’d launch him off my porch.
Same here. I'm fan of the jokes but on the other hand we gotta get some respect.
As a dad, if my daughter brought him home I honestly don't know if I'd be able to throw him out. It's pretty obvious his balls hang lower than mine.
@@djhunstiger this comment lmaoooo
@@djhunstiger best comment yet 😂
@@djhunstiger best comment yet 😂
“I went with the newer model. Obviously you got the classic…”
😂😂😂😂yea LMAO
That's the best part bringing the wife into it.
That way we're not both reaching for the salt.
LMAO 🤣 ❤
"Does it ride well?"
All us country people: He's trying to meet both God and Satan all in one sentence, where is the shotgun 😂
I had to watch it three times to make sure the shotgun track was just in my head...
I got the hole dug up. who got has the coffin?
Gubbmint dun TOOK it
XD
Yes he’s DEFINITELY suicidal
This video should be titled: missing boyfriend last seen at dinner…
Dad" ANGRY! ANGRY!"
He is about to meet God at the end of that dinner
Idk some dads would go along with this and laugh their ass off xD
Mans didn't even get to dinner just instantly went missing
More like before dinner
The first line killed me straight..
"Hello Sir! It's pretty cool we have the same nick-name; Daddy."...
I'm weak🤣🤣
I also found this video amusing 😊
FYI: you wanted a colon ':' not a semicolon ';'
As you wrote it, Zach is either calling her father "Daddy" or _exclaiming_ "Daddy!" not saying "Daddy" is their shared nickname.
Colons note the start of a list (even if, as in this case, that list only has one item). Semicolons separate two complete but related sentences. For example: "it's cool that we have the same nickname [👈🏾complete sentence]; Daddy is what my last girlfriend called me too" [👈🏾 complete sentence].
I hope you received this in the manner I intended: educational and collaborative, not condescending nor critical.
Have a great day!
@@-ross3778 C'mon man it was one spelling mistake they made-
@@-ross3778 You have absolutely zero friends.
@@tobidom6407 it seems that you didn't read the entirety of my reply. I was not criticizing them, I was hoping to take advantage of an apparent opportunity for learning in an area where many people struggle.
If you perceive that ☝🏾 as an attack, then you might want to take some time to look inward and reassess your sensitivity.
@@King_Ky _Almost_ correct!
I have absolutely zero *illiterate* friends.
You and I will never be friends.
Daughter literally brought a guy home like this once ... my son flipped the couch over on top of him later in the day
"Does it ride well?" Core relationship memory.
Tragic
If I was the father, I would have been laughing my ass off, just say, I like him already
Ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣
If that were me I'd be like "hahahahahaha...hahhhhhhh....I'm really gonna kick your ass after this"
I'm a mommy and daddy and grandma so..... I have a male mentality somewhat. But I would've cracked up like I am now. Thank God couch low to floor.
@@patricia7823 lmao 🤣 you're just mommy and grandma....no such thing as a female being a dad.
Personally I would have gone with the intimidate daughters bf routine, but he came and said this shit I would have been dying, would have accepted him then and there, as a guy with a sense of humour this is gold.
As a father of a daughter... this is exactly how I wanna meet a boyfriend. Gives me some target practice.
His acting skills are on point, "just so we're not reaching for the salt" 🤣 dam near pissed myself.
As a father of a 21 year old daughter, I would actually laugh and be happy she found someone with a great sense of humor.
I too! but society....JEEZ!
Doubt
Ong
Yeah then after the daily goes out of the room your going to woop his ass
@@NAH14386 idgaf about what society thinks
“So we’re not both reachin’ for the salt, ya know.” That was good lol
That capped off the video so well
What does it mean?
@@alejandrom4347 for example if she says daddy can you pass me the salt they'll both reach for it
@@Dycbf bro it wasn’t even a joke
Oh im reaching for something alright
I kind of love how at the end he asks her "that what you were looking for??" And her TOTALLY Shocked face throughout the whole video😯😲. 🤣
I love how she kept trying to walk away and he pulls her back like "you made the bed now take a nap"
I LOVE the look on her face! I don't care if this is scripted, her reaction is brilliant!
I feel like there’s gotta be some Dad out there that would find this dude an upstanding gentleman who’s perfect for his daughter
Perfect for my nonexistent daughter but still I wouldnt mind jit as my son in law lmao
I would
And the other 99%
I felt so too. But sadly society would probably frown. Laughter is important in life. If afterthe jokes that he would have said something like. "Ah, just joking. My name is (name). I am honored to be invited to dinner, Mr. Father name and Mrs. Mother name." I need my daughters spouse to have good humor and healthy self-confidence. Might would have given him a chance as they were timely jokes.
Met my highschool girlfriend's father at the door and his first greeting to me was "So your the guy who wants to deflower my daughter?" We got along pretty well.
I am dead, my father would be crying laughing and encouraging his nonsense. My father loves a man with a since of humor, I'm sure that's why he and my husband adore eachother.
Our husband now
Sense*
If my husband would have done this to my dad when he met him we would have been able to marry so much sooner and they would have been best friends right off
Her facial expressions are everything!
"So you have chosen death..."
Right!!!!
😆😆
I’ve chosen the newer model that’s what
It was worth it
Yep
This guy… natural comedian. Timing, delivery, perfect. Hilarious bro.
"Hey Bill, is that a new porch?"
"Yea, you know the death of Gabby's bf made me think about how short life is"
"Isn't that the same thing you said when her ex died, and you built the Gazebo? Come to think of it, that tool shed popped up when her bf before that died."
"Stop asking questions Ted"
As a dad with two daughters, this will get you kicked down the road. Definitely do not do this! 🤣🤣🤣
Ok Daddy. 🤣
POV: the quickest way to die💀😂
Yep, my exes dad was in the military, when I met him I was definitely shaking in my boots.
@@Animalboy-nk8xc why tf were you wearing boots😭
@@Xoltie that was too easy my man, try to troll harder
@@Animalboy-nk8xc Do you think shaking in your boots is the reason she became your ex?
@@tentaklaus9382 it was a figure of speech, and I was exaggerating. He was actually really nice, her whole family was great.
“That way we’re not both reaching for the salt”
LMAOOOO I DIED!!
is there another meaning to this? or just as it is?
I dont understand what real meaning. Sorry bad grammar, still learning.
@@oktaecyoong there's no other meaning for it. It's called pass the salt joke.
If theyre at a situation where she asks "daddy" to pass the salt and both her boyfriend and her literal dad reaches for the salt, its gonna be a real awkward situation.
So will every dumb azz who actually tries this lmfao
"Both reaching for the salt, ya know?"
😯
"he's trying to get someone hurt!" 🙈😂 I was cryiiiiiiiiinnnggggg 😂 my hubby said to my daughters fiance (before they were engaged) "can I hug you? I need to know how big to dig the hole in the garden for if u hurt my daughter!" Poor kid almost fainted 🙈😂
That's the dad treatment. Great response.
I love His Confidence, He must have his Funeral Arrangements Set in Place👋🏾⚰️😇🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 Got that right
Father thinking before this meeting: I wonder what his health insurance plan is like
Father after the meeting: apparently it's great!
Everything he said was blowing her mind even more 🤣🤣🤣 her reactions are everything 🤣
alright ima start a go fund me for this dudes funeral expenses
The way he keeps moving her around 😂😂
Yes!!!!
“So that we’re not confused. You call him dad, me daddy so that this way we both not reaching for the salt…”
Priceless
Bro I would hakai him just for saying daddy.
When You hit your peak, say goodnight and walk out!!
That is serious son-in-law material right there. 🤣😂🤣😂
As a father of two women, I would’ve found that hilarious lmao! Punched him in the stomach and welcomed him with open arms lol. I would’ve given him a chance just in the strength of making me laugh.
“Honey get my gun”
All the while laughing 🤣
No this is how to be accepted at Xmas dinner decades after their divorce.
"Is that what you're looking for"
That whole monologue felt like it was written for a Ryan Reynolds scene.
Monologue*
@Main Character Thanks. Also noticed I spelled You're wrong. Fixed that too. I hate bad grammar.🤟✌️
@@youtubernaz1scensoredbythe201 np sweetie >:)
Funny I thought the same thing
Agreed! Ryan Reynold’s all the way! 😂😂😂
My six foot three Dad would have ensured the demise of his fertility in very horrific ways. My five older brothers would be the lookout and vouch for each other's alibis. GOTTA LOVE FAMILY ❤️
😂😂😂😂that’s so funny the look on her face was priceless.
The dad: “Hey kid, you wanted go hunting with me?”
Sounds great! As you can see, I brought my own .50 cal Desert Eagle.. Safety? No, there's no safety here...
and then he “got lost” in the woods…
Worst yet if the dad was Al Bundy
Hes gonna ask you if he can "just shoot the apple off your head"
Go stand over there and put this apple on your head
You can hear the person behind the camera laughing in shock too...... This is hilarious 🤣😂😅
The expression on her face is priceless! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her reaction. Laughing too much. My stomach hurts. Fell of my chair. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where’s his grave so I can pay my respects. 😂
Now this a UNDERRATED comment
Fr, I kept saying I’d have killed him
Lmao to true
Dead Man walking
@@reggien4165 😳😳yeah...cant imagine my man saying that to my dad😳😳
I feel if he had the balls to say it to my face I would love and trust him.
Sssuuurrre you will.......
id want to be his friend. dude is pretty funny. and if it were real, it would 100% take the biggest balls. but i wouldn't want him anywhere near my daughter.
Same XD I'd be laughing too hard not to ask my daughter when she's poking holes in the condom bc this one has my approval.
I would to rather a man true to himself than one who hides from himself
I feel like I'm angry and I'm fine with replacing the door if it's took out by the back of this disrespectful fabbots paper like skull. She's not too old to get her dumb shit face slapped either.
"does it rids well"......classic!
This short still leaves me speechless. His got talent!!
She might never recover from the trauma. 😂
She was in shock she wasn’t expecting him to keep going lol
This comment frustrates me
@@EmberBaye why my sir?
@@pleasesmile4028 "she's literally was"
@@EmberBaye i now see why. Ty
@@EmberBaye the way i said it in my head sounded annyoing af, and was probly the same way they said it
"...reaching for the salt, ya know." was the cherry on top!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best part is when " Daddy " throws him thru the closed door 😂
“Head or heart, Cause neither way yer getting an open casket”
More like head or head, you can only keep one. But you'll never know which one you'll be keeping until the other is gone 🤣
Either*
Neither means the opposite. ;)
Edit: my bad, I misunderstood this completely. Neither it is.
I like ur profile pic watermelon lard
@@tomaszwota1465 and?
@@RemoveHandles750 true, I had to be tired. It's used correctly. Sorry!
Y'know, as men we'd probably all want to react with anger, but I'd be laughing my ass off
If that was your daughter and her boyfriend and the boyfriend was being serious, I highly doubt that.
Honestly I'd respect the guy for having the balls to say that, so I'd give him a minute to make his peace before I send him to god🤣
@@Capt620 I couldn't take him serious.
@@forgedheart9796 while you're in prison her new boyfriend will probably being even worse. What am I saying, the kid would probably beat your ass.
@@WILLYLYNCH. in the state of Louisiana no body no murder. Gataors always hungrey.
He is telling us what not to do 😂
"does it ride well...?"
Omfg
Her fucking face is priceless
The father: "I see you have chosen death...." *Racks 1911* 🤣🤣
*cough* grandpa
Rack a pistol?
@@Vash_D._Jager yeah i was gunna say wtf?
1911 or nothing, well maybe a 44 magnum 🤣. Love 1911s and hate Glocks, most other guns are ok
@@Demertech Bruh HKs are fucking amazing and you can get them chambered in .45 ACP
My ex wife's brother sent me this video with the text "Remember when you did this to Lindsey on new year's Eve the night she introduced you to the family" yeah i did. I deserved every bit of that divorce
What the fuck ronny
ronny noooo
Gawd dammit ronny
i want a ronny
No you did not deserve that divorce! Her parents obviously still control her
That way we're both not reaching for the salt ! Lmao
i can always appreciate a young buck going for a full swing for that homerun. you better not strike out lil bud
Her reaction is priceless. She's stunned to shocked silence.
Yeah cuz her dad is actually here..🤦🏻♂️
@@edwinyounes4934 yes
@@edwinyounes4934 lmaooo
“Does it ride well” *slow clapping*
At first I thought he said, does it write well? And I was like, what does writing have to do with anything? THEN I got it, lol...
This man's got the right amount of confidence.
If my daughter ever comes home with a guy like this and he does this then he will have my full respect for the rest of my life
Established dominance
Death wish*
@@itchfinger some dad's are pussys though.
Hope he's either done mma or owns a gun 😂 slightly funny tho
Only works if the dad has a sense of humor.
@@Sgtoldschool bro if a dad laughs after a dude says this about his daughter then he’s a shit dad😂😂😂
I kind of feel like 60% of the dad who are saying theyd hosptialize him for this are bluffing. Between the balls on the kid, the sence of humor, and the ablity to mortify your daughter. I imagine you hand him a beer now, wait 20 yrs. and pay his daughters boyfriend to say the same thing.
Respect for anyone who has the courage to say this
Respect to the man that can actually keep his calm for a plan that long
Me:
It all depends if he seems nice and respectful after and that was just a joke, or if he’s actually that stupid/rude
You obviously do not have a daughter.
Her facial expressions are priceless during this 'dry run!' Hilarious. 'Does it ride well?' No one escapes.
I'm crying, what a legend
This kid is a crack up. " we have the same nickname...daddy", I'm on the floor.🤣
"Alright, lemme show where I buried the last few comedians that dated my daughter."
Well, at least you don't have to wonder what her type is. 🤣
“He tryna get somebody hurt” 😂😂😂 that had me dead
Guy: Yeah I know that was smooth.
Gf's Dad: Let me send you to Jesus! 🤣🤣🤣
Hands down this is the GREATEST thing I’ve heard in 33yrs
I would have been dying if my daughter brought this dude home 🤣🤣🤣 I like this guy
"He tryna get somebody hurt"🤣🤣🤣
I love how he classified what the nickname was 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
If my future son in law greeted me like this, my man you got my heart!
"Daddy...I'm Dad. Mhm I want you to meet Poppa too...Poppa Cap!"
Emotional Damage 😂
You need to get an award for finding all those videos dude
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A man once said "Will a boyfriend survive a 50.cal" 😂😂
Hmmm demo fan I see 🤘😜🤘
If I was the father, I would absolutely love this lmao.
I’d be too busy laughing at the delivery and impressed he did it without cracking not to welcome him in. Man of culture
I’d have a few laughs then ring his neck in like homer did bart
I cannot like, for you have 69 likes.
Edit: Rip 69 likes
You're weird then
@@mrhefe2322 Naw it's called having a sense of humor.
Kid ain’t gonna see his mommy if he talks to me like that 🤣🤣
I will still be laughing at his joke while digging a hole in the backyard.
Hes just dyin to get Al Bundy'd.
Thank you sir for the Al Bundy reference
@@stevebrown985 Any time!
Are we the only 3 who knows who al Bundy'd is...lol
I got the whole show on DVD, my son watched it on his own and loved it 😂
@@davidmoody7450
"why must you always be so negative? "
"Why did you cross the road?"
Dad: "Today we will see if a boyfriend will stop a 50 cal"
Classic demolitia
Hey what a coincidence! I brought mine too! Does yours have a laser sight line this one?
“Just so we are ya know…’not reaching for the salt’” lmao greatness pokes its head out occasionally haha
"The woman was too stunned to speak"
I am dying! This is too much! 🤣🤣 I feel like I laughed too hard at this. I like how he basically had this response ready to go
Wait his whole life for this moment..
Great way to find out if daddy has guns. 🤣🤣🤣
She was 100 percent not ready for that
It's all fun and games until the boyfriend, dad, uncle and brother reach for the salt
Wtf
Loooooool 🤦♂️😩
😂😂😂 HAHAHAHA!!!! "Does it ride well? Cause this one got great curves" Best laugh i had in a while... 👊
What curves?!? She's flatter than the wall!
If he said that to her dad he'd end up getting knocked out 🤣
That man digging his grave 🤣
I love how before he talks about the salt, she walks in front of him to walk away cause she's so mordified, and he grabs her like, " oh , hey where you going,? I got one more for ya. And it's a good one.
Not even skipping a beat. Hilarious.😂
What he said made perfect sense 🤣🤣🤣
It did tho. Call me daddy this way we are not both reachin for the salt
Dude nailed it!
I would say dude, you're in🤣🤣
He did it with class lmao