You steal something from me ima tie you up call the police the. Go to your place and steal your milk or steal your money from your wallet and if you have neither I might as well press charges
I definitely appreciate that bleach (anime) reference hats off to my guy especially the visualization of a 3-year-old beating the living hell out of a guy the size of Thanos
"she's going to show the world what it would look like if Kenpachi Zaraki's pink haired lieutenant decided to beat up the incredible hulk"...And I kinda want to see that now
Fun fact that's not actually just his lieutenant. You'll find out in the new season. I had friends that read the manga and gave me a huge spoiler and I hope it's true
“What did we learn?” Was my catch phrase through college. I still pull it out from time to time and it is a beautifully effective way of getting my point across.
Loki: *staring disapprovingly at peter parker, who is currently stuck on top of a kelpie* Peter: uh...hehe... *ten grueling minutes of spider man strength versus a pissed of demon sea horse with super glue skin later* Loki:...what have we learned?
I hate children, especially loud ones. If I ever encountered a toddler running at me with rage, my first instinct would be to kick its head off its shoulders
This guy should be an actor. I could easily see him narrating The Twilight Zone. He'd also be good in anything fitting for the late, great Vincent Price.
Yeah, 'bout 12 years ago I discovered that legit toddler rages REQUIRE two hands, not one and a beer in the other. That child is now a 15 boy. It's a battle of minds now
@@nieceybaby2224 haha look at what she enjoys and channel it into a hobby, if you get her started young you'll be raising an Olympian in no time. Also it gets better soon, then you'll be wrangling a teenager and you'll miss these days haha. Enjoy it. It's all part of the magic. And it's easier once you can communicate with each other. Though you might not agree for a couple of decades haha 🤣
"She is then going to give the world a visual interpretation of what it would look like if Kenpachi Zaraki and his Lieutenant decided to beat the living shit out of the Incredible Hulk."
NGL, I was actually picturing the events unfolding seeing the child go full berserker mode on the intruder as the dad just calmly stood there thru the aftermath before slowly looking down at him and saying "What have we learned?" 🤔🤣
I have a 16-year-old daughter, and her teen fits are nothing compared to the days of her toddler rage. A wolverine on cocaine is a very good description, and sometimes it gets worse, 😆 🤣 😂
If wolverine is that hopped up on cocaine.... im questioning where he got all that cocaine because technically it would take a metric fuck ton to even do anything to him due to the healing factor and stuff.
@@RaqRedOX think animal kingdom, not marvel. Wolverines, even when breeding, beat the ever loving snot out of eachother. They're literally furry balls of rage O.O
He is right to fear the toddler rage. For my part, I’d just pour orange juice into my cereal instead and eat it while staring him down and deciding on what course of action would be most amusing.
Hey if you want to come into my house and drink my milk I'm not going to have to do much either and I don't even have a kid it's just been in there for too damn long and I'm lazy I'm not even sure you going to make it to the bathroom before you just pass out from the taste
Well technically you wouldn't find Malcolm my house cuz I don't drink it to be kind of hard for you to come in and drink the rest of my milk when there is no milk to drink. And the Bahamas Realty in my fridge drinkable wise is Hawaiian punch in water. Because that's really all I actually drink besides concord grape juice. But even if you drink all of that. I just closed the grocery store and buy more I'm not too far from Walgreens. And the water I just poured in the picture it's it's a filtered picture. It's a Brita filter pitcher all I got to do is put that thing under the faucet and fill it back up.
if you wake me up at 8 am to inform me that you drank the rest of my milk i will inform you that i do not drink milk and you just drank the rest of a gallon of milk that has been sitting in my refrigerator for the past month. then i am going to laugh while you go into convulsions and puck your guts out. lol
The little scream in the distance at the start did me in.... i watched this like 5 times in a row and almost broke a rib with the "what have we learned" line. Thank you, i needed that laugh.
So funny but true, toddler on sugar, NOBODY WOULD WANT NONE OF IT. INFACT MOST INTERROGATIONS WOULD END QUICKLY IF YOU JUST GAVE THEM TO HER BEHIND THE STEEL DOOR, LOOK AT HIS EYES, HE KNOWS....🙈😉🙉😂🙊🙏
vm.tiktok.com/TTPdMgH1qd/ Here’s the link to the duet…lol
Make sure you follow him over on TikTok by clicking through the duet link above.
This is my cousin lol this is how he always is
No kidding. I wouldn't want to be this idiot who entered the wrong house. 😳😂🤣
You steal something from me ima tie you up call the police the. Go to your place and steal your milk or steal your money from your wallet and if you have neither I might as well press charges
This guy is awesome, love his tiktoks
Metal head stoner Bill Murray
I definitely appreciate that bleach (anime) reference hats off to my guy especially the visualization of a 3-year-old beating the living hell out of a guy the size of Thanos
BRUH!, when he said that I lost it, my man's definitely gonna regret drinking that milk
Omg I love that haha 😂
He said DBZ dragon ballz Z
The toddler will win. Every. Time.
@@jonDoe-ml3jq he also said Kenpachi Zeraki .... A bad ass from Bleach
This man should be a Storyteller his details are so descriptive I'm actually picturing this as he's talking about it and loving every second of it LOL
Oh I would pay for that
If you smoke meth you can be just as good
He sounds like Vincent Price
I completely agree!
I'd pay for that. Like listening to Jerry clower.
"she's going to show the world what it would look like if Kenpachi Zaraki's pink haired lieutenant decided to beat up the incredible hulk"...And I kinda want to see that now
Fun fact that's not actually just his lieutenant. You'll find out in the new season. I had friends that read the manga and gave me a huge spoiler and I hope it's true
What anime
@@bluefirefoxowo bleach
@@bluefirefoxowo the anime/manga is called Bleach
@@sailoriris4 oh
“What did we learn?” Was my catch phrase through college. I still pull it out from time to time and it is a beautifully effective way of getting my point across.
It's not just "What did we learn?" It's his gentle voice and the fact that he bats his eye lashes right after.
I’m using that now
This dude sounds , looks , and acts like a Loki trying to teach a 10 year old a lesson
Ikr
Loki as a parent now that's something to see I wish marvel would have created a storyline for this.
Oh shit he could be Loki could me😳
Loki?
Loki: *staring disapprovingly at peter parker, who is currently stuck on top of a kelpie*
Peter: uh...hehe...
*ten grueling minutes of spider man strength versus a pissed of demon sea horse with super glue skin later*
Loki:...what have we learned?
"What did we learn?"
The guy lying on the ground barley conscious: "don't drink the milk"
"That's right. We're not going to drink the milk anymore, are we?"
I agree
We will not drink the milk unless we buy several cartons of milk and more oreos than we shall befriend the two year old demon
"Good boy now go to sleep"
@@alexroot130 😂
This dude's monologue is that of a comic book villain's... Absolutely Epic!!!
This guy would be great for my sleep therapy, his voice sounds like he can really make me go to a deep relaxing sleep!
"As what can only be described as a wolverine hopped up on cocaine" was epic
I watched it 4 times just for that line
Doesn't matter if he's talking about the superhero or the animal, you fucked
I watched this 37573747 times and busted out laughing every time
That’s exactly what a pissed off child’s rage is. Everything is getting broken. Including their selfs. Toddlers give no fukks.
I hate children, especially loud ones. If I ever encountered a toddler running at me with rage, my first instinct would be to kick its head off its shoulders
The timing of the Banshee screams in the background though 🤣😂🤣
He is already hiding behind the door...he scared even when they got milk!...😂😂😂
@@nerdseyeview2936 Lmao, right? 🤣🤣🤣
@@nerdseyeview2936 lmao 🤣
I thought I was imagining things 🤣🤣🤣
Being given the mental image of Kenpachi beating the life out of the Hulk was an unexpected but pleasant surprise lmfao
No no. Not Kenny. Yachiru, his Lieutenant.
The was "what I can describe as a wolverine hopped up on cocaine" was too funny I laughed for a hour straight
"A wolverine hopped up on cocaine" im scared but i can't stop laughing.
If it helps, just like their cousin the honeybadger...they go for the nuts first before ripping your face off.
even worse if said wolverine was genetically cranked up and modified to take on squads of tanks
@@razor50189 honeybadger and his cousins don't give a damn, they choose violence as their first and only option.
@@hyperguyver2 yeah but I want to see what happens to the bandit
would Coce Even work on Wolverine
This guy should be an actor. I could easily see him narrating The Twilight Zone. He'd also be good in anything fitting for the late, great Vincent Price.
YES! His voice is fantastic!
That's exactly what I was thinking
You can do it too just smoke some meth
@@lilfishnet9265 you replied this same thing on another comment. Are you trolling or are you a meth head speaking from experience?
Aahhh, Vincent Price! Ha ha ha ha (evil laugh).
God i love the internet
I havent seen this since last winter, now with snow on the ground him saying "were snowed in" was immediately relatable
"What did we learn~? ✨"
The fluttering eyes got me. XD
'Toddler rage' is a phrase everyone should come to recognize. 😅💀
I live with the Carrie of toddlers...
Yeah, 'bout 12 years ago I discovered that legit toddler rages REQUIRE two hands, not one and a beer in the other.
That child is now a 15 boy.
It's a battle of minds now
@@nieceybaby2224 haha look at what she enjoys and channel it into a hobby, if you get her started young you'll be raising an Olympian in no time. Also it gets better soon, then you'll be wrangling a teenager and you'll miss these days haha. Enjoy it. It's all part of the magic. And it's easier once you can communicate with each other. Though you might not agree for a couple of decades haha 🤣
@@nieceybaby2224 I sometimes wonder if Chucky isn't my son's idol 😆
We were all warned...our ancestors simply (seriously) under emphasized what "TTT" aka The Terrible Twos really entailed!!!
"She is then going to give the world a visual interpretation of what it would look like if Kenpachi Zaraki and his Lieutenant decided to beat the living shit out of the Incredible Hulk."
Fucking killed me and the hulk
I loved that😂
Bro now I'm curious how the fight would go.
Bleach is one of my favourites so that hit me like we'll kenpachi zaraki and his lieutenant beat the living shit out of the incredible hulk
I can picture it. 🤣
The fact that you can hear the screeching as soon as he says demon had me dying
“And I will finish with four simple words…. What did we learn?”🤣🤣🤣
"What have we learned?" The best part of the video. I died at that. XD
Yep. Classic dad line
It was the "wolverine on cocaine" part that did it for me.
@@shawndavis2616 look up Stanley the hunny badger. You will thank me later.
This is too easy, I have but to say 4 simple words. "that ain't milk, homie."
Dark 💀🤣
I love eet!!!
Oh yeah papi🤣
Its Meth milk
thats bull semen, the barn fridge was full.
Another 4 words "that milk is spoiled"
when he said "this ones too easy" lmao
The little girl on kenpachi's back beating up the hulk.... This had me rolling.... My demon is in bed mad at me so I can relate...
Absolute props for the Bleach reference 😂 I'm sure even Kenpachi Zaraki had a healthy fear of Yachiru!
Unohana was a monster my guy, I mean she was the first Kenpachi lmfao
Well she is his bankia manifested
@@Mindless0 mate remove this anime only watchers might get spoiled
@@PeachDragon_ Yachiru is literally Unohana's first name, she changed it, if anything you should ask the other dude to delete the comment lmao
Literally just finished Bleach but forgot who the fuck Unohana is
NGL, I was actually picturing the events unfolding seeing the child go full berserker mode on the intruder as the dad just calmly stood there thru the aftermath before slowly looking down at him and saying "What have we learned?" 🤔🤣
“What have we learned?” 🤣
For those who don't know, kenpachi zurakis lieutenant is a 2 and a half foot tall loli.
Well... most of the time.
The references... 😱 the references. My hero
You: “My Hero”
Me: Let me finish that sentence for ya bud. “Academia”
And there you have it, another reference.
What's the scary 😱 behind the door
He called his 2 year old daughter a demon? Wow
2yo demon/ toddler rage is REAL!!!
So are belts
@@KennyKissKiss Amen! Twin #1 gets it... #2 on the other hand is a bit more stubborn.
It is a sight to behold! 😆😆😆
“All of this is going to look like a bad DBZ beating” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is he wrong?
@@shauntelmeralltard3376 Not at all, that was hilarious
Instantly felt bad for Yamcha 😆
@@shauntelmeralltard3376 nope
Joke is on you cause I haven’t bought milk for the house in two months. So whatever that was…..it wasn’t milk LOL
That is the most articulate way to say "my kid will beat your ass".😂
I have a 16-year-old daughter, and her teen fits are nothing compared to the days of her toddler rage. A wolverine on cocaine is a very good description, and sometimes it gets worse, 😆 🤣 😂
If wolverine is that hopped up on cocaine.... im questioning where he got all that cocaine because technically it would take a metric fuck ton to even do anything to him due to the healing factor and stuff.
@@RaqRedOX think animal kingdom, not marvel. Wolverines, even when breeding, beat the ever loving snot out of eachother. They're literally furry balls of rage O.O
@@Gr33nP1x13 I mean they’ve backed down grizzly bears.
@@spider16707 Wolverines are small, but mighty....& fear NOTHING! Lol
As a teenage daughter, I can confirm that our fits of rage are a thing to be feared.
His voice is amazing!!! His would be great for any vocal work..
This was pure perfection!!
The way he blinks at the end just makes that scene
The dud that just broke it down For is now My new Best Friend For real Cuz the way they just broke that down was unreal 😂 For Real G 😮
DROP THAT BLEACH REFERENCE! HELL YEAH, WE GETTING THE TYBW ARC SOON AND I'M GONNA WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF IT!
Same brother
I went crazy for that bleach reference
Gotta live anime references.
And that's suppose to be scary. No she would send your beta male to get more milk
I love the way he describes everything. That was awesome.
There’s a deep morbid curiosity growing inside me that wants to see that happen... 🤣🤣🤣.
Once you do you wont want no part of it ever again.
@@MidgetMalone Actually I would want to see it again. Just not being on the receiving end of the beating.😁
@@PhoenixfromCanada as long as it aint happening to you. :)
@@MidgetMalone Exactly 🤣🤣🤣. I don't even think of giving a toddler a gallon of milk would calm them down when the rage starts 🤣🤣
Ok Yachiru vs HULK is an image that has never crossed my mind until now, and I can't unthink it. Someone needs to get on this shit 🤣
Agreed all in favor say I 😆🤚
You have two jugs in the fridge one labeled "good" and one labeled "bad" if they don't look and drink from the bad one, to the toilet they will go.
I love that as he is introducing who is on the otherside of the door, the kid is already screaming as if to prove his point.
The *what did we learn* got me dying
He is right to fear the toddler rage. For my part, I’d just pour orange juice into my cereal instead and eat it while staring him down and deciding on what course of action would be most amusing.
That video never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
2 Yr Old ‘Demon’….Every Parent KNOWS How TRUE Those Words Are!!! 🤣🤣🤣
At 8 am my 2 year old just had his breakfast. Taking his milk is not gonna end well for you. He'd be the first toddler tried as an adult.
If only it was coffee, it would be more relatable. Somebody would definitely get their ass whooped.
And this is how they raise their children today
Just remember, if you ever think you’re useless, this guy exist. Such amazing content 😒
Honestly this is just reposting in a far more shitty manner and also zero credit
This dude got a gift
Well, the milk in my fridge is expired, so I'm going to laugh my ass off while kicking yours just on principal 😂🤣😈
What's coming thru that door is going to be impressive. I think there's money to be made here.
Toddler rage is the worst! 😂
Funny of you to think that’s actually milk 😅
The fact he brought up kenpachi’s lieutenant is amazing
Did you not hear the primal scream in the background
I did which makes this better
The last thing he'll ever hear
2 year olds are the most violent humans on the planet, they just don’t have the strength to back it up
I want this guy to take up voice acting as a career.
He’s got a really good navigator voice
At least he knows whats coming.
Its a free pass to say I'm going to get the milk
Hey if you want to come into my house and drink my milk I'm not going to have to do much either and I don't even have a kid it's just been in there for too damn long and I'm lazy I'm not even sure you going to make it to the bathroom before you just pass out from the taste
"What have we learned?"
That's how you can tell he really is a father. Hah
Man (mangled laying on the floor)
Father (leans over) -"What did we learn?"
He’s going to die that what I learned that little demon going to massacre him.
The guy sounds like he should be delivering the news.
A wolverine hopped on coke lmao 🤣🤣
"A wolverine hopped up on cocain" lol I love that
Love the anime reference. 😂 Gotta rep Squad 11! +|
Lit
Yeah...don't fuck with Yachiru...
Well technically you wouldn't find Malcolm my house cuz I don't drink it to be kind of hard for you to come in and drink the rest of my milk when there is no milk to drink. And the Bahamas Realty in my fridge drinkable wise is Hawaiian punch in water. Because that's really all I actually drink besides concord grape juice. But even if you drink all of that. I just closed the grocery store and buy more I'm not too far from Walgreens. And the water I just poured in the picture it's it's a filtered picture. It's a Brita filter pitcher all I got to do is put that thing under the faucet and fill it back up.
F#(& it, just don't touch the beer, or you will have regrets.
😂😂😂toodler rage is dangerous 😂
“A wolverine hopped up on cocaine...”
😂😂😂😂
Love all the anime references. What did we learn?
Please don't take the two year old milk. Best not enter the home.
🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Its not a Mistake ✨its a Masterpiece ✨
😂😂😂
I love how he explains everything that is gonna happen ahah!! Too perfect!!!
if you wake me up at 8 am to inform me that you drank the rest of my milk i will inform you that i do not drink milk and you just drank the rest of a gallon of milk that has been sitting in my refrigerator for the past month. then i am going to laugh while you go into convulsions and puck your guts out. lol
The eyelid flutter is what took me out!
This is the best one yet!👏👏👏🤣💀
He has away with words lol I love it
Maybe control your child before she grows up into a pink haired, adult child... and terrorize the rest of us...
The little scream in the distance at the start did me in.... i watched this like 5 times in a row and almost broke a rib with the "what have we learned" line. Thank you, i needed that laugh.
ooooo dam
Yeah uh my milk would be cottage cheese so have at it.
So funny but true, toddler on sugar, NOBODY WOULD WANT NONE OF IT. INFACT MOST INTERROGATIONS WOULD END QUICKLY IF YOU JUST GAVE THEM TO HER BEHIND THE STEEL DOOR, LOOK AT HIS EYES, HE KNOWS....🙈😉🙉😂🙊🙏
Hilarious!!
Lmao! I finished a hand full of oreos literally less than a minute before finding this. 🤣🤣🤣
He is so calm, that's the scary part