What kind of parents did you have?😳🤣 Comedian: Aries Spears

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  • @stand_up3
    @stand_up3  Před rokem +3697

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    • @colettehylan19
      @colettehylan19 Před rokem +4

      That's because we create slaves and they create masters.

    • @MonsterAviation
      @MonsterAviation Před rokem +3

      .

    • @noahsemenov1865
      @noahsemenov1865 Před rokem

      Y’all lucky growing up with Ukrainian parents they straight up yeetted you across the room a couple of time then they will beat you

    • @adenalmanzar1776
      @adenalmanzar1776 Před rokem +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mr.r3209
      @mr.r3209 Před rokem +13

      @@colettehylan19 the most racist thing I've heard all-day

  • @kdrecords4562
    @kdrecords4562 Před 2 lety +254281

    "Dude, what the fuck?"
    His voice when he says that is gold.

    • @kinzey8
      @kinzey8 Před 2 lety +5217

      Frr it sounded like the iconic white boy voice 💀💀

    • @3RoseNoire3
      @3RoseNoire3 Před 2 lety +2935

      He really sounded white 😂😂

    • @G2Rich_
      @G2Rich_ Před 2 lety +3038

      “She can’t do that man, this is your space this is your area” 🤣🤣

    • @TTTNeptune
      @TTTNeptune Před 2 lety +177

      @@G2Rich_ 😂😂😂

    • @UnashamedFollowerofChrist
      @UnashamedFollowerofChrist Před 2 lety +893

      His white boy impression is spot on!

  • @rimurutempest313
    @rimurutempest313 Před rokem +65922

    "Dude shes violating your right to privacy"
    "Dude she's gonna kill me before i get my rights back"

    • @bastard3798
      @bastard3798 Před rokem +338

      yo 💀

    • @s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247
      @s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247 Před rokem +298

      @teslaputs tell me ur white without telling me ur white-

    • @andythehandyman472
      @andythehandyman472 Před rokem +206

      @@s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247 is there something wrong with that? Also it is obviously not good that parents treat their kids like that. I like discipline but being a prick towards your kids for no reason is fucked up

    • @s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247
      @s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247 Před rokem +258

      @@andythehandyman472 it’s been in my family for ages. And no, I would not say that parents that do this are a prick towards their children. It’s just that many white parents go extremely easy on their kids compared to a p.o.c. So what I’m saying is that it is normal in a lot of p.o.c. families. But if ppl think that this is “abuse”, they need to get off their high horse and actually stick their head in the world to see what actual “abuse” is.

    • @s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247
      @s.o.m.e.o.n.e4247 Před rokem +104

      @@andythehandyman472 I also come from a p.o.c. family and my parents immigrated back in the early 2000s. So I was the first daughter of color in family to be born in America. As a girl and now a woman, I wasn’t taken very seriously because my relatives considered guys to have more “respect” even though my family and I think it’s bs. I have had A LOT of pressure out on me to reach expectations and stuff like that. My parents supported me and pushed me to excel and achieve more than I thought I could. Now, I have more achievements both for education and sports than any of my relatives’ sons’ will ever have. Sure they beat my ass MANY times. But I will love them till the end of time and no, that was not abuse as I would consider it. They never like to tell me that they “loved me” because it was uncommon in my household. So ppl may have different versions of what “abuse” may be, but to a lot of p.o.c. ppl, this would not be considered “rude” or being a “prick”.

  • @BLAZE_G0D
    @BLAZE_G0D Před měsícem +2667

    “WADE IN THE WATERRR” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @TylerFitton
    @TylerFitton Před měsícem +1441

    When my black friends had their mama go off on them for their chores, I got scared and started helping 😅

  • @lanigrace9195
    @lanigrace9195 Před 6 měsíci +36170

    The white boy voice is perfection 😂😂

    • @elizabthharris6741
      @elizabthharris6741 Před 6 měsíci +224

      RIGHT?! When I heard it I was like, wait..what?! Who said that

    • @user-mh7jt5gh7e
      @user-mh7jt5gh7e Před 6 měsíci +132

      And the slave one was BANG on

    • @cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197
      @cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197 Před 6 měsíci +100

      “It’s your space mahn it’s your space”

    • @3197JLH-MST
      @3197JLH-MST Před 5 měsíci

      Where are you from where wyt dudes talk like that? Only people I’ve ever heard talk like that is blk people making fun of the way they think wyt people talk. You bet ax somebody. Sh-t you trippin. Fu-k you mean? I’m from the skreetz and we don’t play dat sh-t! MFers be pissing me off fo real! Mfers be talking to da PO-lice is some bi-ches fo real. Sh-t my gurls check done come in so I’m fi-in to go to tha scrip club. If I was a comedian and I did that “black voice” how well do you think that would go over?

    • @heathermiller76
      @heathermiller76 Před 5 měsíci +92

      Maybe a Californian white boy because no one would dare speak like that in the south.

  • @metalheadrezdavis2325
    @metalheadrezdavis2325 Před 2 lety +13965

    When he said “yous gonnas gets mes in troubles” I lost it

  • @BaileyKephart-od1fv
    @BaileyKephart-od1fv Před měsícem +482

    "This an't no threat, this a promise, u try me motherfu****"
    Why is that so true 😂😅

    • @Rcb0
      @Rcb0 Před měsícem

      Yes why is that? Why do black americans talk and act like that? Who could ever - there is a reason the blacks in the USA are they way that they are. A disgrace.

  • @meriahg14
    @meriahg14 Před měsícem +101

    The hymns he did were gold 😂

  • @yuridiamo5414
    @yuridiamo5414 Před 2 lety +59384

    The fact that he started singing "Wade in The Water" 😭

    • @idislikeusernames628
      @idislikeusernames628 Před 2 lety +1661

      I worked at a soul food restaurant in Georgia washing dishes, only white cat there besides the other dishwasher and started singing wade in the water while I was sprayin dishes. I thought somebody was gonna die they were laughin so hard.

    • @alexa-xz6tb
      @alexa-xz6tb Před 2 lety +987

      @Lm ao it was a slavery song😭

    • @mrkrabsmother9179
      @mrkrabsmother9179 Před 2 lety +975

      @Lm ao it is a song that slaves would sing on the under ground railroad, which is a trail where slaves would take to get to free states where slavery was illegal

    • @beanslol1725
      @beanslol1725 Před 2 lety +73

      Man has talent

    • @forresthumpp
      @forresthumpp Před 2 lety +30

      Wading in the water.

  • @m4rzb4rz32
    @m4rzb4rz32 Před rokem +8676

    "This is your space"
    "I will send you to space"

  • @Lastrik428
    @Lastrik428 Před 16 dny +22

    Hes now called red but he was called fred until the mother beat the f out of him

  • @downest1
    @downest1 Před měsícem +140

    “Wade in the water” while holding the mic stand I can’t 😂😂😂😂

  • @Naphiri0
    @Naphiri0 Před 5 měsíci +6186

    "You want me to go say something?" You're going to get us both killed😂😂😂😂

  • @diollinebranderson6553
    @diollinebranderson6553 Před 2 lety +8924

    Bruh His switch to the "white voice" and to the "black slave voice" is hilarious😂😂😂

    • @jallamarvelous64
      @jallamarvelous64 Před 2 lety +82

      The switch was perfect bruh 🤣

    • @rayanguled2438
      @rayanguled2438 Před 2 lety +19

      What do you mean by that

    • @valor4810
      @valor4810 Před 2 lety +94

      @@rayanguled2438 exactly what he just said? You seem offended by his comment?

    • @wildfire9
      @wildfire9 Před 2 lety +41

      @@valor4810 He thinks its “racist.”

    • @valor4810
      @valor4810 Před 2 lety +51

      @@wildfire9 I know and it's fuckin hilarious lol mf's get offended by someone sneezing a certain way in today's society

  • @igormobile9557
    @igormobile9557 Před měsícem +9

    Mom sounded like DMX 😂

  • @TheAshyStick
    @TheAshyStick Před měsícem +29

    “You’s gonna get me’s in troubles” XDDDDD

  • @TrulyMorningstar
    @TrulyMorningstar Před rokem +35882

    He does an awesome impression of a 90s white kid.

  • @tb4151
    @tb4151 Před 2 lety +22382

    “Dude what the fuck” that shit was so accurate😂😂😂

    • @geezotics
      @geezotics Před 2 lety +134

      LMFAO nah man shit aint right 🤣🤣

    • @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849
      @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849 Před 2 lety +651

      "This is yer space, this is yer area, she can't do that to youew!"

    • @ashepride
      @ashepride Před 2 lety +128

      @@dwoktheraynejonsohn4849 the ultimate vine reference

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano Před 2 lety +52

      When i imitate a black dude I'm racist? But when this dude imitates a white dude it's comedy?

    • @bunglecock4265
      @bunglecock4265 Před 2 lety +374

      @@Its_Me_Romano nah, a white man imitating black people is pretty fucking funny. Infact all racial humor is, just be clever about it.

  • @Haech-E-doubLe-hoLckeystix
    @Haech-E-doubLe-hoLckeystix Před měsícem +48

    “This is your space. This is your area”
    This is her house 🥺

  • @whodat7084
    @whodat7084 Před měsícem +9

    I met Aries many years ago. He was so sweet and obviously a genius. This clip was hilarious 😂

  • @cojogetem5296
    @cojogetem5296 Před 5 měsíci +6180

    “Yous gon get mees in troubles” lmfaoo

  • @quinsiero1378
    @quinsiero1378 Před rokem +7264

    “You’s gon get me’s in troubles…” 💀

    • @Matt-xw2ki
      @Matt-xw2ki Před rokem +18

      790 like 0 comments let me fix that

    • @abigaleroberts
      @abigaleroberts Před rokem +9

      @@Matt-xw2ki 804 likes and 1 comment let me fix that

    • @anthomedia
      @anthomedia Před rokem +7

      974 likes and 2 comments, lemme fix that

    • @ConkShorts
      @ConkShorts Před rokem +4

      1.1k likes and 3 comments, lemme fix that

    • @Dylman_-19
      @Dylman_-19 Před rokem +4

      1.3k likes and five comments? Lemme fix that

  • @simplegirl265
    @simplegirl265 Před měsícem +66

    That white boy accent was perfect 👌

  • @siyondesai7159
    @siyondesai7159 Před měsícem +3

    "This ain't no threat, this is a promise."🤣🤣🤣

  • @thebronzejade7342
    @thebronzejade7342 Před 2 lety +7175

    “You should say somethin- you want me to go say something?” lmaoo

    • @harvestingseason2725
      @harvestingseason2725 Před 2 lety +13

      Thousands of likes and not a comment?? Here you go man have a bone

    • @jojojalapeno7956
      @jojojalapeno7956 Před 2 lety +11

      @@harvestingseason2725 That's what I'm saying. 🎶 Just the three of us 🎶

    • @Steven-mk4gg
      @Steven-mk4gg Před 2 lety +14

      I'm like....PLEASE go say something.....this gone be hilarious.

    • @lykeprice9239
      @lykeprice9239 Před 2 lety

      Damn

    • @memezabelle
      @memezabelle Před 2 lety +19

      "my mother smacked him and he turned into me" 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @211MakinHits
    @211MakinHits Před 2 lety +5788

    “Deeeuuude what the fuhhhkkk??!!”

    • @JohnWick6Dee6
      @JohnWick6Dee6 Před 2 lety +11

      1k likes ….. No Comments ….. I end that
      again

    • @yunga8305
      @yunga8305 Před 2 lety +4

      @@JohnWick6Dee6 cause it’s truu

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 Před 2 lety +29

      Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously. It is all True. Read the Bible and do what it says. It's more important than you know.

    • @piperlovesraisingcanes
      @piperlovesraisingcanes Před 2 lety +32

      @@jamesmayle3787 stop forcing your religion, this comment has nothing to do with religion either

    • @emman4124
      @emman4124 Před 2 lety +15

      @@piperlovesraisingcanes He's not forcing you, you had a choice to ignore it but you chose to respond

  • @BeHumble-pq7dg
    @BeHumble-pq7dg Před 17 dny +3

    I’ve seen this 1000 times and I still love it 😂❤ he’s so funny 🤣

  • @lynb2039
    @lynb2039 Před měsícem +4

    Noone talking about his beautiful singing voice

  • @manonl1340
    @manonl1340 Před 2 lety +5243

    The "this ain't no threat, its a promise" was such a common phrase of my childhood 😂😂💀

  • @babytk1113
    @babytk1113 Před 9 dny +1

    "This isn't a threat, this is a promise"💯 My dad's word and he stuck to it😭🤣🤣❤️

  • @gabrielf.cespedes6451
    @gabrielf.cespedes6451 Před měsícem +3

    She slapped the white out of him xD

  • @JuliaRiddle
    @JuliaRiddle Před 6 měsíci +5854

    "she's violating your right to privacy, this is your ✨ space ✨ this is your A R E A."
    LMAO

    • @dearmadeline
      @dearmadeline Před 6 měsíci +2

      he didn't say that like that

    • @BRIXnFIGS
      @BRIXnFIGS Před 6 měsíci +9

      I would ask if he wants some help

    • @JuliaRiddle
      @JuliaRiddle Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@BRIXnFIGS meaning? Help in what?

    • @kampar82
      @kampar82 Před 6 měsíci +9

      ​@@JuliaRiddleCleaning or child protective services.

    • @paulaidowu5659
      @paulaidowu5659 Před 6 měsíci +12

      Lol my dad would say it's his house nothing belongs to you...😂

  • @Mr-117
    @Mr-117 Před 2 lety +9828

    "This is your space, this is your area, she can't do that" sounds familiar

    • @kayngaming8449
      @kayngaming8449 Před 2 lety +108

      george lopez made a similar joke and used those words too i believe

    • @undercoverbreadbug7729
      @undercoverbreadbug7729 Před 2 lety +439

      its used in a popular vine, that’s where i recognize it from.

    • @Bohnjaty
      @Bohnjaty Před 2 lety +59

      People aren't capable to telling original jokes nowadays, that's probably why

    • @paragonnina
      @paragonnina Před 2 lety +196

      “Dude what the fuckkk? This is your space, this is your area! She can’t do that to you” yeppp one of my fav vines

    • @quietman208
      @quietman208 Před 2 lety +63

      He stole this word from word from vine.

  • @Mr_-Heisenberg
    @Mr_-Heisenberg Před měsícem +2

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😂

  • @makhotlamotapanyane7537
    @makhotlamotapanyane7537 Před 27 dny +1

    That dude wtf 😂😂😂Reminds me so much of my high school days.
    Exact same story 🤣🤣🤣Cuss words in the home language, though 😂

  • @j_ooficorn
    @j_ooficorn Před 2 lety +2907

    “You should say something” BOY, DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE!? 😭😭

    • @honeydip6355
      @honeydip6355 Před 2 lety +22

      I swear ! Even now

    • @kevagardner4659
      @kevagardner4659 Před 2 lety +22

      Now, Us, isgone die....😂🤣😅😆

    • @yeanah2571
      @yeanah2571 Před 2 lety +6

      I was a foot and a half taller than my best friends mom, and even I wouldn't say shit to her.
      I mean, I wanted to be hit and degraded by a black woman, but NOT like that loool

    • @MissRaex
      @MissRaex Před 2 lety +1

      Ikr?!

    • @AbuSanusi-zv3ub
      @AbuSanusi-zv3ub Před 5 měsíci

      😂😅😂😅😂

  • @kayleebuck5705
    @kayleebuck5705 Před 2 lety +7241

    “Want me to say something” I mean u can go ahead but won’t neither of us leave this house again 💀💀

  • @m1lkyb0xxy
    @m1lkyb0xxy Před 8 dny +1

    when he started singing wade in the water I died 😭😭

  • @Mademoiselle_Tournesol
    @Mademoiselle_Tournesol Před měsícem +3

    My mother would have smacked us both😂

  • @JustThatGuy95
    @JustThatGuy95 Před 2 lety +9282

    “Your gon get mees in troubles” that killed me

  • @jefqueshoang8075
    @jefqueshoang8075 Před 2 lety +6650

    Every white boys impressions gotta started off with “dude” 😂

    • @BMW_DAILY
      @BMW_DAILY Před 2 lety +87

      Or bro lmao

    • @KevetteofArethria
      @KevetteofArethria Před 2 lety +62

      It's accurate.

    • @melsmozes2174
      @melsmozes2174 Před 2 lety +57

      Honestly, it's evolved into "Yo" and "Bro." Even the lamb dude. Duuuuude

    • @benmcmillian7302
      @benmcmillian7302 Před 2 lety +13

      @@KevetteofArethria nah not at all. But blacks, you can have 5 minute conversation and they'll say "on god" between 20-30 times.

    • @kaylabattle1375
      @kaylabattle1375 Před 2 lety +53

      @@benmcmillian7302 literally every white guy and a few Indians at my job say “dude” six times in one sentence.

  • @duetoronomy
    @duetoronomy Před 2 měsíci +2

    Lil Nates voice is gold!!!

  • @SherronFarkus
    @SherronFarkus Před 22 dny +2

    "Dude, what the fuck?"

  • @AscendVI
    @AscendVI Před 2 lety +6167

    “She can’t do that man this is your space”😂😂

    • @saritaa560
      @saritaa560 Před 2 lety +134

      *They were both never heard from again*

    • @Damian.TAC0MUNCHR
      @Damian.TAC0MUNCHR Před 2 lety +70

      Famous last words

    • @dekustextingstories3750
      @dekustextingstories3750 Před 2 lety +58

      According to her I don’t pay rent and it’s her house

    • @brokebackbecky7275
      @brokebackbecky7275 Před 2 lety +42

      @@dekustextingstories3750 I do pay rent and I still have to watch what I say around her

    • @Astrovert296
      @Astrovert296 Před 2 lety +22

      Her house, her rule. Who give a sheet about your goddamn space

  • @Nestellnd
    @Nestellnd Před 2 lety +5384

    “Yous gonna gets me in troubles”😭

  • @user-wg7id9dq2c
    @user-wg7id9dq2c Před 27 dny +2

    😂😂😂😂😂 "wade in the water"

  • @That1cl0setpers0n
    @That1cl0setpers0n Před měsícem +2

    I don’t talk back to my parents 😬 that’s a death sentence

  • @luckyfc2923
    @luckyfc2923 Před 2 lety +4640

    Ok, but his voice was so smooth, like it sounded so good when he sang-

  • @Makeup.by_Kensley
    @Makeup.by_Kensley Před 2 lety +39792

    Why is no one talking about his amazing singing voice?

    • @Fr3ck1e_Face1
      @Fr3ck1e_Face1 Před 2 lety +857

      The church voice 😍

    • @theyhategwa
      @theyhategwa Před 2 lety +200

      Cause that's not the main takeaway of this video tf

    • @nyovyo
      @nyovyo Před 2 lety +767

      @@theyhategwa you can have more than one takeaway from things lol

    • @Anonymous-uw4sr
      @Anonymous-uw4sr Před 2 lety +60

      Absolutely beautiful🎶

    • @tyrannatom9802
      @tyrannatom9802 Před 2 lety +16

      Cuz no one cares

  • @queen_bee-21
    @queen_bee-21 Před 6 hodinami

    My momma cussed me out while not cussing me out!😂

  • @Tiffany-vg6ml
    @Tiffany-vg6ml Před 20 hodinami

    He ain’t lying 😅 I would be look my mama don’t play😅

  • @yeetdiscreet1278
    @yeetdiscreet1278 Před 2 lety +10893

    White kid: “dude you want me to go say something?”
    Me: bruh I choose LIFE

  • @tekiuroti8455
    @tekiuroti8455 Před 6 měsíci +8009

    "This is your space, this is your area" 😂😂😂

    • @brookem7420
      @brookem7420 Před 6 měsíci +45

      That’s straight off vine bro

    • @sonyataylor9125
      @sonyataylor9125 Před 6 měsíci +17

      Not in my house where I pay the bills! I wish somebody would!

    • @chelsea_18
      @chelsea_18 Před 6 měsíci +45

      @@brookem7420 the vine was inspired by this guy actually. but i love the delivery of the vine more. "this is your spaaace this is your ARRRREUUUUHHH"

    • @brookem7420
      @brookem7420 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@chelsea_18 oh damn I neva knew

    • @anaisabelsantos4661
      @anaisabelsantos4661 Před 6 měsíci +5

      If my white kids toldvme that I'd say "but your room is in my house!"

  • @Verosonfiyaa
    @Verosonfiyaa Před 4 dny

    Aries is the only comedian who actually makes me laugh

  • @minireeves
    @minireeves Před 2 lety +9424

    "This ain't no threat, this a promise"
    Lmao

    • @Jeru22
      @Jeru22 Před 2 lety +10

      Great bit 😆

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Před 2 lety +33

      @@ideal5535 shut the hell up with your propaganda

    • @esewhachudoinn
      @esewhachudoinn Před 2 lety +3

      @@zzodysseuszz 🤦🏾‍♂️ go watch tra rags’ new video. and think about what you said..

    • @fabiotucci3029
      @fabiotucci3029 Před 2 lety +7

      @@ideal5535 Yeah Jesus and friends are all a fraud go annoy people somewhere else

    • @haymeatball931
      @haymeatball931 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ideal5535 God is dead.

  • @D.heARTist
    @D.heARTist Před 2 lety +5841

    “She can’t do that this is ur space, this is ur area. She’s violating your right to privacy”
    😂😂😂

    • @TheChillinRed
      @TheChillinRed Před 2 lety +233

      I’m Hispanic and had a white Friend day that to me when my mom was cussing me out and I told you better keep your damn mouth closed I didn’t want to die so young 15 at that the time

    • @hotskaterchic9993
      @hotskaterchic9993 Před 2 lety +13

      😹😹😹😹💀💀💀

    • @ragnaroklove2212
      @ragnaroklove2212 Před 2 lety +17

      Every white boy 😂

    • @emmakaisa27
      @emmakaisa27 Před 2 lety +145

      The white boy is right tho, if you think this is normal then you were/are abused my guy

    • @Blue_910
      @Blue_910 Před 2 lety +153

      @@emmakaisa27 agreed.. the white guy is right. But I also understand the humor in this video is that you can’t just up and fix the issue right then and there lol

  • @xxkingxdijonxx8118
    @xxkingxdijonxx8118 Před 5 dny +1

    "Duude, what the fuck?"

  • @Leiyoma
    @Leiyoma Před měsícem +3

    As a Latin American I understand you pretty well

  • @jackson.p5799
    @jackson.p5799 Před 2 lety +5103

    “Dude, what the fuck?” 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @romanccccc123
    @romanccccc123 Před 15 dny +1

    He hit it right on the nail about the privacy and personal space 😂 I tell my kids .. do you pay the mortgage? Kids.. no…. Then you don’t have privacy and personal space 🤷🏽‍♂️.

  • @jordanshuler4405
    @jordanshuler4405 Před 13 dny +1

    His white boy impression 😂😂😂

  • @anthonymejia3052
    @anthonymejia3052 Před 4 měsíci +5525

    “You’s gon’ get me’s in troubles” 💀💀💀💀

    • @LeeMoeFlvme
      @LeeMoeFlvme Před 4 měsíci +11

      nah fr

    • @Dr_Sweet
      @Dr_Sweet Před 2 měsíci +5

      💀💀💀

    • @joco2362
      @joco2362 Před měsícem

      it's amazing how this strict upbringing does nothing to lower their future crimes

  • @vaisat.3096
    @vaisat.3096 Před 2 lety +4509

    "This is your space, your area" is ingrained into my vocabulary

    • @Jrtheth3rdTV
      @Jrtheth3rdTV Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/hy-k_d24mJw/video.html

    • @DreadNovella
      @DreadNovella Před 2 lety +1

      It's a made up joke. It's not a true story. Our parents were the same way. Especially back then when he was a kid.

    • @vaisat.3096
      @vaisat.3096 Před 2 lety

      @@DreadNovella huh

    • @DreadNovella
      @DreadNovella Před 2 lety

      @@vaisat.3096 yep

    • @vaisat.3096
      @vaisat.3096 Před 2 lety +7

      @@DreadNovella youre friends w the guy who told this story??

  • @R.T_art
    @R.T_art Před 6 dny

    I lost it after the WADEEEEE IN THEEEEEE WATEERRRRR

  • @dolma5250
    @dolma5250 Před měsícem +6

    I love the way a lot of the rest of us can relate. I remember one friend being like “don’t worry, just tell your mum you’re going to be late”
    “… what.. do you.. listen Charlotte do you want me to die today?” Ain’t no way I’m going home one minute passed the time my mum expects or she’s gonna beat my arse blue.

  • @brothaclutch984
    @brothaclutch984 Před 2 lety +6668

    “My mother smack the shit out the white boy, he turned into me” that was it for me, the rest was gold but that sealed the deal

    • @Boris82
      @Boris82 Před 2 lety +51

      I agree, this made me laugh out loud!

    • @therealestdirtydan3904
      @therealestdirtydan3904 Před 2 lety +8

      I stg it was like the last blow to win

    • @iCore7Gaming
      @iCore7Gaming Před 2 lety +7

      How do you laugh at this?

    • @brothaclutch984
      @brothaclutch984 Před 2 lety +35

      Because I’m my own person who can laugh at what I deem to be funny

    • @Boris82
      @Boris82 Před 2 lety +32

      @@iCore7Gaming
      Dan i think you forgot to take your medicine against being a depressive person again. Pls take your meds.

  • @amateurpiano2248
    @amateurpiano2248 Před 2 lety +4105

    "Dude you should say something. Do you want me to say something?"
    *So, you have chosen death.*

    • @Jrtheth3rdTV
      @Jrtheth3rdTV Před 2 lety

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    • @latoyalittles
      @latoyalittles Před 2 lety +27

      Periodt!! Black parents will take the door off the hinges and prop it up for you to see it! 😆 🤣 😂 😹

    • @Xizziano
      @Xizziano Před 2 lety +3

      @@latoyalittles #
      *period

    • @justblue186
      @justblue186 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Jrtheth3rdTV stop spamming bot

    • @dangerousdiscourse
      @dangerousdiscourse Před 2 lety +6

      @@latoyalittles italians too aha you wont have a door

  • @jasunim1357
    @jasunim1357 Před měsícem +1

    I talked back to my dad once he made sure it was the last time that happened

  • @MrBenigi
    @MrBenigi Před 24 dny +1

    The singing sent me

  • @koreeP448
    @koreeP448 Před 2 lety +6003

    “She smack tf out the white boy he turnt to me, wayyyyyyy” 😂😂😂

  • @scaggly9239
    @scaggly9239 Před 2 lety +7094

    "She cant do that. This is your space." He definitely had that friend before.

    • @74_whitey62
      @74_whitey62 Před 2 lety +17

      Same bro this one kid would push his parenrs around thats why ion fw him anymore

    • @dD-ft1td
      @dD-ft1td Před 2 lety +4

      Why tf only 2 comment.

    • @z_bennet4208
      @z_bennet4208 Před 2 lety +4

      @@dD-ft1td why tf only 3 comment

    • @nigel2638
      @nigel2638 Před 2 lety +2

      @@z_bennet4208 wtf only 4 comments

    • @AnAngeryDog
      @AnAngeryDog Před 2 lety +2

      @@nigel2638 why tf only 6 comments

  • @oddmodd1
    @oddmodd1 Před 18 dny

    Aries is one of the best standup comics in the game.

  • @phyllisonwuazo2031
    @phyllisonwuazo2031 Před 10 dny

    I've watched this video so many times and it cracks me up every time.
    "Yous gonna gets me in troubles..."
    That was it for me.

  • @coffee8599
    @coffee8599 Před 6 měsíci +4309

    Little Nate had his back, though! 😂

    • @bella_saysitall
      @bella_saysitall Před 6 měsíci +80

      😂😂😂😂 we need our white friends sometimes!

    • @smplfi9859
      @smplfi9859 Před 6 měsíci +4

      "bLaCk PeOpLe DoNt TaLk BaCk tO ThEiR pArEnTs"

    • @cranburrey
      @cranburrey Před 6 měsíci +13

      ​@@smplfi9859And it's true. If I ever talked back to my mom I would be 6 feet under 💀

    • @MTEditz
      @MTEditz Před 6 měsíci +13

      @@smplfi9859we don’t. It’s called discipline and respect. The hoodlums don’t even talk back to their parents. Pathetic if you talk back to yours

    • @Mercymary1
      @Mercymary1 Před 6 měsíci +17

      @@MTEditzmmm... the rising number of black children/young adults unaliving their parents would like to have a word with you...

  • @peptobismol2735
    @peptobismol2735 Před 2 lety +7058

    The "This is yer space, this is yer areah" was just perfect

    • @cinnamlkman8118
      @cinnamlkman8118 Před 2 lety +74

      read this in an irish voice 💀

    • @i0nknownun
      @i0nknownun Před 2 lety +11

      Ong😭😭😭😭

    • @queenthiccque8450
      @queenthiccque8450 Před 2 lety +12

      I said this in a 'white girl' accent idk why

    • @ideal5535
      @ideal5535 Před 2 lety +12

      For the person reading this message , know that God loves you and that he wants you to be saved and happy, nothing in this world like money, fun or popularity can fill the emptiness in your heart, but only his son Jesus who died for you can fill you, you who might not know about him, he knows you more than yourself, you who turned your back to him, he is still waiting for you with his arms open to receive you again, you who fought against him and had done things that are unforgivable in your eyes, he will always see you as his son and he already paid the price for all your sins, even if the world doesn’t forgive you, all that you need is God and everything will be alright, so trust God and only God, no one else, repent from your sins and never go back to them, and the most important thing is that you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior with your voice and your heart, when you do all these things, pray to God and read the Bible(Christian Bible not a Catholic since the Catholic one might’ve changed the word of God to something that it is not God’s word but men’s, so read a christian Bible) so that you get to know God, and when you pray ask God to guide you so that you always walk in his righteousness and that he gives you strength so you don’t fall to sin, and don’t just say I am a Christian and never read your bible or end up not praying, build a relationship with God, read the Bible, fast and pray and be his son not only in words but also in your actions, please listen to this message, today God has showed you grace, to you who might be depressed, empty, are being hated or hates, or maybe you don’t receive genuine love, even you who enjoys or is comfortable with his current life, whoever you who is reading this is, know that God is calling you to give you a future and a hope, in this life and in the eternal life, trust him because he loves you so much that you can’t even understand it, and the time is short, after this message you might day or Jesus might return, so be ready and follow him, for today he stretched his hand to you because he loves you and cares for you, and he doesn’t want you to go to hell, so please go to him, I promise you that it will be the best decision you will do in your entire existence and that God will free you from anything that hurts you, take the love and hope the Lord is giving you and be free, for the best future for your life is in his hands, please make the right choice, for today God has stretched his hand to you who he loves so much that he even died for knowing all the bad things you have done, that is how much love he has and will always have for you, and please if you have any way to contact the people on this video please send them this message, it is not good to wish wrong to others and it might not seem like it but some people really need hope and God can change or save someone’s life and give hope to the hopeless by you just sending them this message, thank you for reading, God Bless you always❤️

    • @tuii9446
      @tuii9446 Před 2 lety +5

      no one said yar you dumb fuck

  • @mikiroony
    @mikiroony Před 3 dny

    Aries is brutal at impersonations but his true calling is singing in a Roots remake or something. What an absolute chad.

  • @roxybrand1752
    @roxybrand1752 Před 23 dny

    The amount of times I watched this its so hilarious and the voices are on point😂😭😂

  • @user-ft2sv4sp9l
    @user-ft2sv4sp9l Před 5 měsíci +1648

    Nah when he started humming, I literally died laughing🤣

  • @DustinIsDriving
    @DustinIsDriving Před 2 lety +14497

    That was funny af “she can’t come into your space” 😂😂

    • @aidenmisnuner2327
      @aidenmisnuner2327 Před 2 lety +337

      As a white boy that is such a white boy thing to say

    • @paradoxzee6834
      @paradoxzee6834 Před 2 lety +133

      Guess I had black parents even my familly is 100% white.

    • @haks7111
      @haks7111 Před 2 lety +30

      Bro fr stop text driving

    • @Republicofbill
      @Republicofbill Před 2 lety +15

      Aries can fuckin sing! 🙌🙌🙌

    • @sensei9431
      @sensei9431 Před 2 lety +19

      @@aidenmisnuner2327 bro you don't know what Polish mother can do

  • @gfragiacomo2023
    @gfragiacomo2023 Před 25 dny +1

    That was genuinely funny

  • @nicolasaragon6574
    @nicolasaragon6574 Před 6 dny

    Okay I laughed... as I went to show this to my mom... she LAUGHED😂😂😂

  • @iristhundercloud9684
    @iristhundercloud9684 Před 2 lety +5849

    As a Native American: I also understand I remember when my mother threw a shoe at me I ran around the corner and the shoe somehow curved around the corner and hit me on the back😂😭

    • @ninalovegood
      @ninalovegood Před 2 lety +842

      Moms out there just violating the laws of physics

    • @lineage254
      @lineage254 Před 2 lety +313

      There is a video of a latin mom trowing a chancla like 100m hiting her in the head while she runs and making her trip is golden

    • @knittedpainting
      @knittedpainting Před 2 lety +9

      😂😂

    • @shalanathomas7751
      @shalanathomas7751 Před 2 lety +7

      Lmaooo

    • @chelseahubbard4816
      @chelseahubbard4816 Před 2 lety +42

      Yes my mama never missed and made you hurt yourself worse trying to run

  • @sirargz_
    @sirargz_ Před 2 lety +2503

    The way his voice changes skin colour is perfect

    • @dolanrussell8664
      @dolanrussell8664 Před 2 lety +31

      I mean, his “white person” just sounds like every black persons idea of a hippie😂

    • @lavendernixart9281
      @lavendernixart9281 Před 2 lety +57

      @@dolanrussell8664 to be fair, that’s pretty much what every white dude in LA sounds like

    • @dolanrussell8664
      @dolanrussell8664 Před 2 lety +5

      @@lavendernixart9281 to be factual, no it isn’t😳

    • @Tristanlj-555
      @Tristanlj-555 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lavendernixart9281 shouldn’t it be Pirate Heard?😂

    • @wsollnti
      @wsollnti Před 2 lety +5

      @@dolanrussell8664 to be discreet, yes it is

  • @SpencerCrane-dz8id
    @SpencerCrane-dz8id Před 14 dny

    Good 'Ol Aries Spears. 😂😂

  • @ibejammin5993
    @ibejammin5993 Před rokem +664

    Swear black moms love pulling the “This aint a threat, its a promise”

  • @evaristusasobara4348
    @evaristusasobara4348 Před 2 lety +6729

    "She is violating your right to privacy"
    Nigerian mum: "You came out of my privacy."

    • @blakenard5259
      @blakenard5259 Před 2 lety +91

      My wife is from Lagos, and I can see her saying this to our son!

    • @joheric8886
      @joheric8886 Před 2 lety +9

      So? What's her point?

    • @el-passpasis9916
      @el-passpasis9916 Před 2 lety +66

      @@joheric8886 her point is: as her son you have no privacy since you violated her's

    • @joheric8886
      @joheric8886 Před 2 lety +7

      @@el-passpasis9916 how did you violate hers? By being born? Did you have sex or your mom?

    • @joheric8886
      @joheric8886 Před 2 lety +11

      @@el-passpasis9916 take responsibility for your actions.

  • @mmckenna1017
    @mmckenna1017 Před 13 hodinami

    that must be a having too much money thing cause ive been smacked to the floor multiple times hahahaha

  • @draw2097
    @draw2097 Před 7 dny

    as a asian if i breath in while my mom talking that will be my first hell trip

  • @mafegm6969
    @mafegm6969 Před 5 měsíci +2088

    "Want me to go say something?"
    As a hispanic...I was ready to pay my respects 😂😂

    • @Chuks766
      @Chuks766 Před 5 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tronkito118
      @tronkito118 Před 5 měsíci

      Nowadays spaniards are worst than that idiotic white guy...
      They threat you with going to the court only for elevating your voice🤦‍♂️

    • @jacoblawson5203
      @jacoblawson5203 Před 5 měsíci +7

      As a brit I started praying

    • @CrownedThrone
      @CrownedThrone Před 5 měsíci

      I've said that once lol

    • @TuanNguyen-bd8cw
      @TuanNguyen-bd8cw Před 5 měsíci +7

      Shiet as an asian .. i started prayin as well

  • @62saki91
    @62saki91 Před 2 lety +4258

    "My momma smacked the shit out of him and he done turned into me" starts singing roots

  • @King_2509
    @King_2509 Před 14 dny

    I have Mexican parents so I can somewhat relate to this 😂

  • @LokiMacGuyver
    @LokiMacGuyver Před měsícem +1

    That's a wild ass statement because I remember getting my ass whooped 3 times for the same thing. The neighbor whooped me and sent me home. Before I got home they called the house and mom was at the door just waiting to light my ass up again. Then dad got home and found out so he got me, too. I never acted up in the neighborhood again.

    • @DeepfriedNeko
      @DeepfriedNeko Před měsícem

      Danm, got dealt the ass whooping Trifecta

  • @lekalmao2742
    @lekalmao2742 Před 2 lety +5867

    i literally started singing “wading in the water” before he did😭

    • @Donthasslemeimlocal
      @Donthasslemeimlocal Před 2 lety +30

      Why would you start singing while watching a comedian perform? That doesn't make any sense

    • @colinmckillop9450
      @colinmckillop9450 Před 2 lety +21

      Ya no u didn’t

    • @notmyrrodrick4387
      @notmyrrodrick4387 Před 2 lety +34

      @@Donthasslemeimlocal he literally starting humming. There are many different types of adhd and if literally any existing person with auditory adhd saw this they would also start humming.

    • @JetterM
      @JetterM Před 2 lety +23

      @@notmyrrodrick4387 what does adhd have to do with anything???

    • @notmyrrodrick4387
      @notmyrrodrick4387 Před 2 lety +16

      @@JetterM He said it makes no sense that this person started singing. Makes complete sense if you put yourself in literally anybody else's shoes. So many different scenarios in which it makes sense but people will do anything to put someone down.

  • @astinikeroblox4766
    @astinikeroblox4766 Před 6 měsíci +4036

    “You’s gon get me in trouble” 🤣🤣

  • @danielle_saunders
    @danielle_saunders Před 7 dny +1

    It’s the European moms to, if I talk back like that, I would’ve not lived 💀

  • @guybayo2002
    @guybayo2002 Před 5 měsíci +2423

    That blues singing was SMOOTH!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @sirmonkeythe19th78
      @sirmonkeythe19th78 Před 5 měsíci +1

      what's the song name?

    • @shalotthazzard7010
      @shalotthazzard7010 Před 5 měsíci +18

      Spirituals

    • @shalotthazzard7010
      @shalotthazzard7010 Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@sirmonkeythe19th78he was singing wade in the water at one Point. It’s a spiritual

    • @nathanmartin9560
      @nathanmartin9560 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Idk what yall blacks are talking about my mom threw a zippo lighter at my head from 4 ft away for asking her to help me with my homework when she said no to begin with...there was no disrespect in our house bc dad laid you out...

    • @tylerstickle2957
      @tylerstickle2957 Před 5 měsíci +11

      ​@@nathanmartin9560 sounds abusive lmao. Asking for help on homework isn't out of line that's what parents are for to help you learn and grow. There's tough love and that ain't it my guy

  • @OscarOliu
    @OscarOliu Před 5 měsíci +2869

    I told my mom I was gonna call the cops and she told me to call the ambulance too lol

    • @christiaree
      @christiaree Před 5 měsíci +38

      Momma was abt to send you to the upper room!

    • @jesserobledo3439
      @jesserobledo3439 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Told my mom this to lol my mom Mexican af bruh she looked at the time then looked at me and said ok call them it gives me at least 15 minutes to whoop your ass lol we live in the ghetto you know they like taking thier time to get here lol.....chills legit went down my spine 😅

    • @urcasualballer
      @urcasualballer Před 5 měsíci +12

      ​@@christiareebackrooms you mean😂

    • @cashlindontv7293
      @cashlindontv7293 Před 5 měsíci +7

      damn lol

    • @jenh22777
      @jenh22777 Před 5 měsíci +24

      My mum used to say "any more of your cheek & you'll be wearing your teeth for a necklace!" 😂

  • @Richard_AKL
    @Richard_AKL Před měsícem

    Russel Peters called. He wants his joke back

  • @Larzo_RL
    @Larzo_RL Před 4 dny

    Broooo thats literally my white friend😂