Gabriel Iglesias | Indian People Don't Do Crazy Crimes
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"Indians are so nice"
The 12 random indian scammers that call me everyday:
Yeah and are this agressive
Man, At Least They Check Up On You
These Indian scammers are making us look bad😂
@@cytoplasmred_4886 😂😂😂
edit: I said that some scammers are forced to scam and are tricked. I understand I was wrong. New info I got is that scam centers are hard to take down because they like to bribe police, and other stuff
Show him "mirzapur" and "gangs of wasseypur" 😂😂
Tell him about 1984 sikhs genocide 😅😅😅
@@breakinggyan797 😂😂
Well said bro ..🎉
Just call him at Bihar😂😂
@@breakinggyan797they are talking about hindu people
Bro never experienced Indian rage 😂
Yes bro you are absolutely right by100%
“MAAAM, DO NOOTT REDEEEM”
@@greeninja2728 lmaoooooooo
Bro is 10000000T% right😅🗿
WHY DID U REDEEM IT?!!!
As an Indian, I'd say They're not robbers they are scammers, bro😂
You are still learning from Nigerians
@@OHMYLOVEFORSPORT-fv5keThe Nigerian Prince is everybody's uncle.
I have never got a scam from Indians but Nigerians and some white ladies did to me 👎👎
You're so mean the only content you peoplr find is indian
"Indians don't do crazy crimes"
Delhi : 😏🌚
Better than Delhi lmao @@sarvanimukkamala5536
Those are not crazy but a horrific crimes
Bihar laughing in corner
There is a person who stole a lake😂😂😂
@debasislenka3447 no bihar
@@debasislenka3447 you missed a mobile tower and a whole steel bridge!🎃✨
“Hello your Computer has virus”
I shall like your comment because it has 69 likes
@@kimjong-bean_911 r/FoundSatan
Ok that's funny 😂 and I'm Indian
@@LymLevolveon i think your dad called me about an extended warranty on my car
🤣🤣🤣🤣
His Indian accent is more indian than me😂😂
"What about us fatman" 😂😂
You really think so
It is the so called accent created by english people
I don't know about you but I don't speak like that
@dimplepandey8202 Indians aren't self aware unfortunately
We dont need to rob other country. We rob inside our country😂
wkwkwk😅😊
Wow😂😂😂😂
Everyone robs in his own country, have you heard any American robbing in India
"Indians are so nice"
Crime patrol episodes: Damn we don't even exist
Hey
Whad do you meand 🗿
That serial has ruined my peace.
@@Rhidayah it's a trashy crime serial of India.
@@DESIBOY-fe7nm ikr
You can never see an indian person committing a crazy crime
"Politicians: Laughs Silently"🤭
Every criminals get MP seat
That happen in most of the countries not only in India
@@shafeequemohammed119 That's not the truth.
He said "a person'' ,indian politician not a person they animal🤣jk
@@chandramohanbisht7316 of course brother every criminal is not MP
But a terrorist is MP
He ~ "Indians are so nice"
Me laughing in corner he might be talking about the Indian in multiverse 😭
I dont know why westerners think indian robbers speak english 😂
Once a legend said: never underestimate an Indian when it comes to money 😂😂
And that legend is typical overproud indian
@@kooxaldoxt5162 sick🔥🔥
@@kooxaldoxt5162 And whoever says that about Indians are typically the jealous ones😁
There's nothing wrong to be proud of your civilisation. Indians are known for being humble and hospitable. Because we are humble, helpful and hospitable. 🤝
@@saitamabhaiya1347 😂wait what?
@@saitamabhaiya1347 You just made it clear that indians don't belong on the upper class by claiming your country is father to another country... That's just sad coming from a country Who started making toilets few years ago... 😂
We don't rob only money
We rob the whole ATM machine😂😂
That's right
@@shaidanwheel6199true
@@shaidanwheel6199He's joking
@@theinvader10008no he is serious it really happened in my city
M in ATM stands for Machine.
Bro Indian crimes are crazy and hilarious at the same time. Some robbers even stole roads, railway tracks and entire ATM and not just money
Him:Indians are so kind
The pune guy murdering two people by crashing a porche
Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi laughing in the corner of the room where he is doing his stand up comedy 😂
Modi also who is just selling everything
He is a dictator
And I'm laughing in your comment section 😂😂
😂🤣🤣🤣
Sucks 😂
Harshad mehta is not to be forgotten
“indians r so nice”
my relatives:
Bro !!! 😂😂😂😂
Bro!!!!!!!!
Best comment 😂💀
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ESPECIALLY THE RELATIVE THAT LIKE TO ALWAYS COMPLAIN
💀
Bro spent only 2 days in India😂
Is that just me or i saw Gordon Ramsay in the Audience!? 🤣
"Indians are so nice"
All my cousins and siblings: 😈
Who I thought was my best friend (Indian): 😈
Hahaha 😁😂
Tech support
Sorry badman
Alot of gang rape in India..
No one gon talk about how he made that car noise so well 💀💀
Watch his stuff he does way better sounds
Grabriel iglesias is know for doing amazing sound effects
ON BROOO 😂😂😂
It's kinda normal when watching his shows😂
It’s he’s thing lol
That door slam sound was so real 🤣
"THEY THOUGHT I WAS TECH SUPPORT" had me dead
We don't rob we scam 😂
Hehehe 😂😂😂😂
They from Pakistan
😂
Do you really have to use Pakistan's name to defend yourself from a joke ?Are you that weak? @@nikhildhunna8840
Police even don't do anything to them. Their cctvs are usless 😂
Bro is probably living in parallel universe 😂
He knows how to get attention from 1.4bn people 😂😂😂😂
Get out of WhatsApp University
yeah
Yeah and ur living in the American universe😂🤣
Lmao exactly indians nice? Lol
Indian here. We don't need to rob a bank, we're all doctors!😂
Even the villagers do not know about the crimes happening in their village man 😂💀
This guy meet indians in parallel universe 😊
@@sundhariannadurai3949bhai chup karr sab kuch pey offend Matt ho. Humlog Indians kuch utna "nice" toh haye nhi.
@@sundhariannadurai3949Average 9 year old who doesn't read newspaper and try to be cool🤡
@@sundhariannadurai3949😂😂 kid stop
4
@@prateekghanghas4751what is going on, why everyone says "kid" to make fun of anyone while they are themselves 14-15, stop fooling around and go back to do your school homework unless you want to make your teacher mad
"indian are so nice"
Indian teachers: **hides wooden stick**
@@meghnasingh1121 i m Pakistani and yes it does😄😄 i have been beaten up alot in school😄😄
@@laughTale92 and in here even if there's a law there'll be an asshole named physical education teacher who will beat you up just to impress teacher (even if that fat ass will have 12 months baby in his womb)
Ahh no that doesn't happen anymore
@@meghnasingh1121 why the hell do u have to invlolve Pakistan in everything?
@@adan1221 hahahah don't worry it happens in the entire asian countries
Normal kid in bihar can steal railway bridge 😂
I swear he only had visited south india they are so nice and sweet 😊😊😊
Habibi come to uttar Pradesh and Bihar 😅😅😅
Indian scam call centers:
“I’m bout to ruin this man’s whole career ☎️”
Yesss
still , not going to school with guns
Helo ur compooder have wirus
@@yogendrayadav1362 still not sh1tting in the str33ts
@@yogendrayadav1362 how many streets u shat on today rakesh?
“They thought I was tech support” 😂 I’m dead
😂
Lmao
Stinky little brown tech supports
😂😂
So good 😂😂😂
Habibi come to UP Bihar😂
U talking about south indians
"When was the last time you heard Indians robbing a bank? "
Vijay Malya laughs in silence
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Indian always robbed Indian bank in India...then they shift in foreign country and start a respectable life 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
British Indians
"They thought I was Tech Support."
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Yep that’s… what they said
@@Ace_combatent my guy is having a stroke here over pronouns which he clearly didn't learn in first grade
@@beans1697 lol not a stroke just confused on these stupid terms they keep inventing everyday
@@beans1697 pronoun more like pro no shits taking for stupid shit yeah,got you ha.
evidently he NEVER been chased by one screaming, and brandishing a cricket bat
I think he is here after watching hera pheri 😂😂😂
"Indians don't commit crazy crimes"
Me an indian : laughs in partiality, orthodoxic crimes.
*Actually there's a lot of crimes in India.*
*But Per capita is much lower*
*India often ranks higher in homicides and rapes.*
*“India reports 40k cases of homicides and 30k-35k rape cases every year”*
Althou,per capita is much much lower
India's homicide rate is 8 times lower than America. (2.9/100k)
***India's rape rate is 1.8 women per 100k***
***Whereas USA's rape rate is 28/100k****
So India's rape is 15times lower than USA.
*....Therefore,if he's talking about per capita then India is better than 2/3 of world in crimes...*
Us indians... We are so patriots that we only commit crimes in our country 😙
He is talking about indian - american NRI
@@gatsby8856 bro scammer don't go to America they go to uk i think u talking vijay malay etc . Also many indian which go to foriegn becoz of job are not criminal
@@itsoblivion8124 in india most of the crimes arent even reported those numbers are mich higher
"indians are so nice" me being indian **chandler laugh 😆
Lmfaoo
Me too
"prindapan" -asian
Hahaha tell him to take ride in up & bihar.
Ho-
We don’t talk in English we talk in our native language for doing these things 😜
Bro taken Hollywood Indian accent so serious 😂😂😂😂
"I've never seen an Indian rob a bank"
*exactly*
*Don't let them find out*
Me too. Although Indian has scammed
@@itsoblivion8124 Lmao yes
@@itsoblivion8124 there were a lot of scams
Haha 😂
"Indians are so nice"
My sister: looks at me innocently as she is stealing my laptop AGAIN
It's for tech support
hElLo YoUr cOmPuTeR hAs ViRuS!
Not so nice when they rapped the lizard
@@indiancowpeedrinker9241ye wo keh rahe hai jo Pakistan me ek aurat ki dead body ko kaber se nikal kar rape kiya.
@@indiancowpeedrinker9241Dayummm 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Bro that door slam sound effect was spot on.
Bruh...he hasn't seen indian rage 😂
Gunshots sound the same in every language
They steal from you in a nice way😂
Except Braile and sign language
@@zhemedic2639 in that case they feel the same
Right
What would a gun with an accent sound like? 🤣
Come to India, I'll show you the 50 shades of crimes. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 agreed
Fr
Yes come
Committed mainly by Muslims
And majority crime committed by your community.
Bro went master roshi for a second 😭
yess ur right bro ,but there is some corrections, actually the real Indians are very nice and humble people but there is a peacefull community also,🎉 thanks
"Indians are so nice"
Me a indian: you should come to india's police branch.
💀🤣 yesss
Why
Why they R helpful
Go to surrey BC
Indian Police be like : We are enough to commit crimes. 😂
He is talking about the Indians that live abroad ,not the criminals in India. And he is spot on.
Stop crying 😂
@russeloscar888 you are correct bro...
A white person and a Muslim talking about criminal is hilarious 😂😂
Haha correct
@@Sanatani_ka_chora_huheard of the jharkhand case bro
Indian mom rage is unmatched
I am a Indian thank you for saying this kind full words from you
“Indians are so nice”
The 40 year old Indians on Omegle: 👁️ 👄 👁️
@@kartikey404 wtf 😂
@@kartikey404 i come in general but ok 😂 it's just show what your parents taught u (toxic mindset)
@@gamingcommunity6722 I said what I saw
@@kartikey404 what does it have to do with lower cast-💀
It’s so creepy😂😂
They thought i was tech support 😅😂😂😂😂
bro is so innocent
Someone show him 'Gangs of Wasseypur' 😂
Bsd*k gari nikal 😂😂
and Mirzapur.
They shooted as Pakistanis and were acting.
😅😅 चाभी कहां है ,गाड़ी निकाल 😂😂
Anyone show him
Indian Guy doesn't rob banks he just takes loans and runs away. 😅😅😅
Smart 😂
Bhai ko bula lo India😂😂
Nirav Modi
Vijay malaya
😂😂
Speaking Indian accent:
Proceeds to speak in South Indian accent 😂😂
Bro travelled parallel india
Indians don't go to the physical bank. They go directly to the computer 😅😅😅
Ashamed
Broo😂
Habibi come to Uttar Pradesh 😂
Yogi : INSTANT KARMA
It’s Jai Shri Ram come to Uttar Pradesh !!
@@Navz0007nope thats ollah hu akbar
Haha 😂
Habibi come to Yogi land.System hi update kar dega.
Would you please take the money 😂😂😂😂
Bro doesn't know the Telgi Scam 😂
"We Indians don't rob the bank for a little amount. We take loan of thousands of crore and leave the country."
Nirav Modi
Vijay maliya
😅😅
🔥🔥
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
"Indian people are so nice”
Me, an Indian: bitch you thought
😂😂
They sneaky but mostly very kind those i met. Even those who try to scam you hahahaha
Y not gaali instead man
I know
Yep
Come to Uttar Pradesh habibi..you will get to know 😂
Roben dabankk❤😂😂😂sulshesh maholtra😊
We Indians don't do such shitty thing's, we either become CEO of Top Companies or directly the President of a Nation 😂
Or scammers 😂
Mostly scammers 😂😂
still more intelligentthen u guys
@@AshabulYeamin-zh9bm
Exactly...
Or ter*orists😂@@AshabulYeamin-zh9bm
I want this man to visit UP 💀
And Bihar. 😁
Gaziyabad
Also Tamilnadu
@@maverickmarvinpoda punda
Bro the condition is better right now
Better than bihar 💀
Tech support killed me 😂
He has not seen the wild side of India yet😂
When he said Indians are nice I immediately thought of the “you bloody bastard!” Meme
From still game? 😭
na cuz as soon as he said that i thought of all the guys who try to look "cool" and pretend as if they are gangsters and shit 😭
@@diamondnightnico o hi
@@kfallatrpl7 hello?
This is fake. I work Customer service and they are the worst.
The " THEY THOUGHT I WAS TECH SUPPORT" Had me dying.
Me too
South Africa
I'm from India ,,,,,thank you so much for your love,,,,,,so much love from Indians,,,,,,,I'm Busker here😌🙏🏻❤❤❤❤
Me, too.
He forgot hyderabadis
Bro never visited india with his wife💀
Bro needs exposure in his life😂
The car's door closing aound effect was on POINT though....
Exactly what i thought, crazy.
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING THO
He is somewhat known for making good sound effects with just his mouth
Exactly
This tells me you have not heard of Fluffy haha
How did he make the car door shutting sound so perfectly?🤣
He’s good with with the sounds
he is good at his craft that why some ppl are funny and then we have comedian he is one of those
Because Gabe's fuckin hilarious LMAO
His name is Gabriel Iglesias that's all I gotta say
I didn’t even peep how well that sounded😭😭😭😭😭
Bro havent watched ANIMAL, KGF, PUSHPA, GANGS OF VASSEYPUR ETC😂😂
Normal robbers🥷🏻🥷🏻
Indian:💃🏻💃🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🗣️🗣️
“Indians are so nice”
People from Delhi: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*
Been ke lodo ki Maa chod dangerous 😳
What you guys really do other than start riots and kill people innocent people?
Ben stokes
@@mywatchgarage8024 motherboard
Delhi se hai benstokes😂
"You'll never see an Indian person committing a crazy crime"
Ho ho that's one bold statement. Visit India sometime!
😂😂 true
Pretty sure he did already, he had a tour there.
That's because they don't need english to rob the bank . They speak in Tamil 😂😂😂
@@khusiyadav362 he was talking about Indians in US. 🙄😒
Soo fucking true
They do passive crimes 😂
That Door Sound🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Hello, we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty..”
@Sona Mona damn that's poetry right there
@@kingking-ci1gf ☠
I would get those extended warranty calls all the time, but all I had was a bicycle. So they couldn’t help me. Ha ha.
I don't even have a car, but I definitely heard them get aggressive for me to stay on the line despite I can't afford. Then, there's the rumor of they have two different accents, one they speak to outside of work to friends and family. Then, there's one they where exactly like the stereotypical American white man.
@Sona Mona That's really not how Indian accent works. Stop labeling your imaginations as are accents. Why no one is talking about the racism against Indians online. Tf. Even though India is one the most peaceful country with least crimes you call us rape capital while your country having most rapes in the world. Go use google and your brain if you have one
“WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? I AM TALKING TO YOU!”
Lol no one still reply to this guy
You mean: “I am tocking tu yu ?”
Are u laughing on this stat that more than 30% of Nasa scientists are Indian.
U Americans love to mock others cultures but slowly u fools r degrading yourselves.
@@Indiabhanu can't get the joke
Loll
Indian people so nice they don't rob bank they rob bridge, train track, helicopter, water pond etc etc
bro experienced 2% only of india
“Would you please take the money “
That transition is perfect 🤣🤣
But the accent is not
@@suyashshukla149 he was making funny of the scammers and they really have that accent 🙃
@@danilopolar6476 well i am indian so i know more abt the accent, the scam part i got tho😂😅
@@suyashshukla149 no you don’t
@@suyashshukla149 Differebt parts of India have different accents lol, surpised you don’t know that
Indians don't commit crazy crimes...
This guy lives in some other universe 😂
Idk I heard some bad things happen on them Indian 🚌 busses.
Yeah Delhi is in bad shape too
Arey pagal vo US mein rehne wale Indians ki baat kar raha hai. US ke Indians ka crime rate bahut kam hai. Wo apne kaam se kaam rakhte hai. Waise SM pe khud Indian hoke India ki beijjati karne mein Sharm nahi aati kya. Chutiye.
He is talking about crimes in USA. USA has a hard working Indian workforce, their crimes would have to do with frauds, and asking the brides family for dowry, or putting swastikas on their front doors.
@@briansilva4165it's even worse in America
*Indians are so nice and sweet*
Le me : Habibi come to India first
😂
"You will never see an indian guy rob a
bank"
Vijay mallya: Tell them brother 😌😌
Everybody laughing at his jokes while I’m so shocked on his car door slam.
Fluffy does really good sound effects
WAIT I JUST REALIZED HE MADE THAT SOUND HIMSELF
@@cheesygrilkaboomyawoman he's absolutely cracked at it. One of my favorites is always when he does police sirens
Ikr???
"Hey, careful with the tuk tuk"
Get this guy to Uttar Pradesh
Elvish bhaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
😂
😂
😂
Gaand fatega
He really doesn't have the faintest idea of indian scam industry😂😂
Bro living in last generation still
"Indians are nice"
Indians: We have been summoned
Well yeah the videos whole topic was that
Be good with Indian, Indians will be always good to you
😂
True
.