These people today don't care who knows their business!I heard some s*** on the phones and on the buses that you wouldn't believe even the FBI would be shocked!
Apparently boundaries disappeared with the youth of today as well. What that old lady said can't compete with the total lack of shame and self respect that girl has.
I'm 53 not elderly. And baby, it was either Thomas or Greyhound. Why punish the poor child. He can deal with Thomas but never be ok with greyhound.!!! 😂
@@paularodriguez2348 I don’t think you’re correct about that. At least the name greyhound has always referred to the way the gray busses looked as they zoomed past - like greyhounds on a track. Unless they were a train company with an entirely different name before, I’m finding zero history of trains for them.
I want to share this with you I worked in a nursing home and I'll tell you old people tell you exactly how they feel a child will let you know exactly how they feel and I dog will let you know right away that's why I trust you the people in the middle I never take my eyes off you cause you're some lying 🤫🤐🤐🤐🤥
I could imagine my 84 year old grandma saying this 🤣. She once said "the ears and nose aren't the only things that get bigger with age" referring to the men at her bingo nights 🤣🤣🤣
Your Grandma may be right, towards the end of my marriage my wife would complain my little friend was poking her too deep, this was after 15 years of never having this issue, and I doubt she had shrunk over that time. So I wondered the same thing as your Grandma; does anything else keep growing into old age besides ears and a mans nose? Good luck finding any medical studies on this theory.
Man elderly people really are the best. I work at a gas station and was having a pretty bad day, I don't take it out on customers but I guess I was letting it show a little. Well while doing something behind the counter two young woman came in wherein basically see through yoga pants, thin shirts, with no bra. Shortly after an elderly woman came in. I rang them out and the elderly woman was right after. I kid you not this woman made my day, she said "girls like that tease guys too much, but I don't blame men for going after them. They got a cute a**" I died laughing because it was out of nowhere
Forgot who said this, but "You cant blame a man for lookin. Hell with what girls wear these days, sometimes I'll look." -A female Judge whos name I forgot
Yasss! I used to work at a gas station too, and our elderly customers were a whole different level than your average elderly. They never failed to make my day. 🤣
I love elderly people as well I was raised to respect my elders. I've stopped my worktruck to help a lady crossed the street once. I've helped my neighbors by shoveling the driveways. And you are right they have no filter and they don't give a f***. Saying my father used to say. The older I get the less likely life in prison scares me.
@@siyakunene9213 there is a kids show called Thomas the train. So it was a really good way of putting something perverted into a way that kids won't pick up on it or ask about it to much.
This guy tells a clown story from 2016 that made me laugh so hard. It was that silent laughter. He also tells stories about his daughter he calls Baby Satan that are hilarious.
Unless i have my hands full and its not a personal subject. If its my buddy asking what plans i have for the weekend or etc, i couldnt careless and turn the volume done. But not something like telling ur mom ur gonna have a baby from 1 of 4 guys.
Some ppl can’t help it. My husband does this. He has autism and its part of it. Controlling the tone of his voice is just something he has a hard time with.
Really? I didn't know people with Autism do that? Thanks for the info. Question? Wouldn't you be able to tell if the person doing that is autistic? Just curious, cause I have worked with Special people and I take care of my aunt whose handicap so I always thought to myself she/ he is autistic just upon meeting and being around them and sure enough I would be informed that they are indeed autistic?
True, in this scenario, their names are both fitting. It's been discussed here well, as for Thomas the train. With her having been with four men and pregnant, most certainly, this if ever is the time when a DNA test is needed. All four male are at present time being Doubting Thomas's.
@Voltaron Thanks! I some how missed this month's back. Lol, can't you just see it, hear it, "Oh ____ no! Not me! It's not mine!" All four of them trying to out do the rest of them! "Well, guess what fella's one of you fathered the baby!"
My wife has social anxiety. Doc prescribed her Adderall. If we going to a large group of people she takes one in advance. Works for her, maybe worth a shot for you.
LMAO🤣...I absolutely love the man telling the story's ~ all his expressions🤪... { everything he does & says, while telling his story.. EVERYTHING😏🤙}!!!
Killed her!! Wow, old people been coming out of the cut with the jabs! I love the elderly as well bro! People on phones like to be heard, they think that they are on a reality show and everyone is watching them. This is just what I've observed. I can go into further detail but I'm late getting ready for work due to this short... 1000 likes I'll go deep on this matter
vm.tiktok.com/TTPd6UgM4Y/ Here’s the link to the duet…lol
😃😆😂🤣
Just how quick that Grandma hit back with that! ❤️🤣🙏😘
Plot twist: she’s the granny, now great granny😂
Years of practice
love to know her
These people today don't care who knows their business!I heard some s*** on the phones and on the buses that you wouldn't believe even the FBI would be shocked!
Thomas the train grandma was not slow on that joke!🤣
I can never look at someone named Thomas the same way again 😂
😂
My dad name is Thomas 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@@bellmendoza6687 I’m so sorry 🤣
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
My middle name
"if she don't name that boy Thomas, she missed out choo choo"😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
The elderly are like kids, they speak what they think with sincerity.
Bless the Elderly, never a boring moment. Take notes ✍🏽
It's a fake story but still funny
@@californialiving8368 😏😉
Hoot hoot
@@californialiving8368 Idk dude, I've heard some strange conversations in public. Real life is often stranger than fiction.
I used to help my mom at her old job in the nursing home, the stories they tell are amazing and they are so sweet and funny
When you reach a certain age and status there are no longer rules of engagement or boundaries with anyone or anything. Can’t wait lol 😂.
And that's the truth!!
I live that way now 😂
Apparently boundaries disappeared with the youth of today as well. What that old lady said can't compete with the total lack of shame and self respect that girl has.
I’m almost there, hoohoo
Uhh look at the highest office in the land
Can I picture all of this happening in my head ?
" I think I can "
🙏🏽❤️😂NO you didn't! Lol 😂🤦🏽♀️
Under rated comment by far
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That wasn't Thomas, that was "The Little Engine that Could."
😂😂😂😅😅😅 facts 😅😅😅
The "Woo-woo" was the nail in the Coffin for me 🤣
OMG 😆 I’m dying 😂 she’s just supporting her local railroad 🛤
🚂🚃🚃🚃 Woo Woo
@@samuru101 I’m done with yall🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok, I don't get this! Guess I'm behind regarding "Thomas".
@@selah71 Thomas the train
@@selah71 Thomas the Tank Engine
I'm 53 not elderly. And baby, it was either Thomas or Greyhound. Why punish the poor child. He can deal with Thomas but never be ok with greyhound.!!! 😂
Hahahaah
Greyhound is a bus though not a train
@@demonflowerchild greyhound is older than Amtrak. It was a train company. Either way Amtrak is a horrible choice for a name.
AMTRACK. You mean Amtrack...
@@paularodriguez2348 I don’t think you’re correct about that. At least the name greyhound has always referred to the way the gray busses looked as they zoomed past - like greyhounds on a track. Unless they were a train company with an entirely different name before, I’m finding zero history of trains for them.
Having worked in nursing for years- we can learn more than a few things from elderly. I’ve heard many stories that had me rolling on my worst day!
You should do a podcast or reddit for them...I would love to read them
I want to share this with you I worked in a nursing home and I'll tell you old people tell you exactly how they feel a child will let you know exactly how they feel and I dog will let you know right away that's why I trust you the people in the middle I never take my eyes off you cause you're some lying 🤫🤐🤐🤐🤥
I worked at a nursing home for 10 years and the residents don't have a filter!😅😂
I worked at one last year for 6 months and man... never a dull moment
right!!!!!!!
Them old people look so sweet but will mess your mind up!!! They had all that time to craft the perfect responses 🤣 🤣🤣
I could imagine my 84 year old grandma saying this 🤣. She once said "the ears and nose aren't the only things that get bigger with age" referring to the men at her bingo nights 🤣🤣🤣
Your Grandma may be right, towards the end of my marriage my wife would complain my little friend was poking her too deep, this was after 15 years of never having this issue, and I doubt she had shrunk over that time. So I wondered the same thing as your Grandma; does anything else keep growing into old age besides ears and a mans nose? Good luck finding any medical studies on this theory.
@@chullychullster3077 gchbb
@@chullychullster3077 Grandma meant them massive low hanging balls not that pen!s LOL that just doesn't get as hard.
@@lorireed8046 I was thinking it sort of stretches with gravity then use viagra or something to sort out the hardness lol.
@@chullychullster3077 LOL haa nope it doesn't
Man elderly people really are the best. I work at a gas station and was having a pretty bad day, I don't take it out on customers but I guess I was letting it show a little. Well while doing something behind the counter two young woman came in wherein basically see through yoga pants, thin shirts, with no bra. Shortly after an elderly woman came in. I rang them out and the elderly woman was right after. I kid you not this woman made my day, she said "girls like that tease guys too much, but I don't blame men for going after them. They got a cute a**"
I died laughing because it was out of nowhere
Forgot who said this, but "You cant blame a man for lookin. Hell with what girls wear these days, sometimes I'll look."
-A female Judge whos name I forgot
@@SeSaGaming I believe its judge Judy if I remember correctly. If you're serious about forgetting
🤣🤣🤣
Yasss! I used to work at a gas station too, and our elderly customers were a whole different level than your average elderly. They never failed to make my day. 🤣
😂🤣
I bet she made your day, huh?
Yes I admit I am slow on that one, I was getting ready to ask one of y’all- then I thought about the show my son used to watch Thomas the train🤣🤣🤣
I love elderly people as well I was raised to respect my elders. I've stopped my worktruck to help a lady crossed the street once. I've helped my neighbors by shoveling the driveways. And you are right they have no filter and they don't give a f***. Saying my father used to say. The older I get the less likely life in prison scares me.
This dude right here tho ALWAYS be 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯😂😂😂
Thomas WOO WOO 😂😂😂!!!
The last part got laughing like crazy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thomas....! 🤣🤣🤣
I wish that old lady was my mom. She's got spunk.
Damn that was a good one. You gotta love the elderly they are quit witted.
the Thomas part was great haha
I don't get it, may you please explain.
@@siyakunene9213 there is a kids show called Thomas the train. So it was a really good way of putting something perverted into a way that kids won't pick up on it or ask about it to much.
@@mikiegonzalez3068 thank you 🙏🏿🙏🏿
@@mikiegonzalez3068 thanks for explaining because I was confused 🤔 lol
@@Choxchip63
I ain't even gonna LIE.
I was CONFUSED, TOO.
🤔🤔🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
THANKS for the explanation, TOO!!
😁😁👍🏾👍🏾
This has thoroughly taken me out this good Thursday evening 😂🤦🏾♀️😭
When she said if she don't name that boy Thomas, I was done! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude on the right is so talented. He can laugh!
I know is he making money from this bullshit ?
@@zackbryan3195 you know he is 😔
I LOVE hanging out with old folks. They are so much fun when they hit what I refer to as the "frank" part of life! 🤣
I almost fell. I cannot walk and listen to him!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂 I love them too!! I'm in practice right now and being one.
That old lady is Beyond something else,I need to meet her. The reaction on both sides were amazing😂😂😂
I love officer Eudy 😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I love the elderly. I wonder if the elderly lady was Betty White, cause that's the sassy shit she'd say.
👍🏻👍🏻I'm almost 60- I'm not waiting any longer!! Got grey hair, so I can say what I want!!!
Love my elderly!!😂🤣😂👍🏻
I had spit flying from my mouth when he said "Thomas"! 😆 🤣
I love that lil old lady. 😃😃😃😃👏👏👏👏
I think this guy just made a new best friend while waiting in line. His reactions had me 🤣
He's so funny. I don't what makes me laugh more, the joke or his reaction.
Ikr 😂. They both had me spit out my food
Granny, that was amazing. 🤣
Now that was some funny shit. That old lady is as smart as a whip 🤣🤣🤣🍻
I literally took my phone and threw it at the bed... hilarious
I love being older person, with no filter. I work many years for the privilege. I plan on saying whatever I need to before I leave this earth.
Boy, I just LOVE you!!!🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
Bless the Elderly. Great
The little engine that could 😂😂😂😂♥️
Keep showing this dude here on YT. Damn, honest and wow conversations he heres.
Hears?
Yea and everyone clapped
@@yeetyboi8192 still the way he tells it is the most entertaining part. Kinda don’t care if it’s fake or not
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now THAT is what I expect an elderly woman to say!
I love Eudy...he's hilarious 😂😂
This guy tells a clown story from 2016 that made me laugh so hard. It was that silent laughter. He also tells stories about his daughter he calls Baby Satan that are hilarious.
You know I hate it when people put their phones on speaker phone when they talk in public too.
Unless i have my hands full and its not a personal subject. If its my buddy asking what plans i have for the weekend or etc, i couldnt careless and turn the volume done. But not something like telling ur mom ur gonna have a baby from 1 of 4 guys.
I love it because it's pure entertainment.
@@rm5282 lol
Truth...
Nah... I NEED these conversations on speaker phone. I need to know which side I'm gonna be on!
That cop truly is funny AF!!!!
I effing choked!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Woot woot!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh I'm crying 🤣🤣😭😭😭
Oh I wish I could have heard that Grandma was quick and witty
Yes one of my biggest pet peeves, when people have a conversation loud on the phone in front of the whole dam store. 🙄
Some ppl can’t help it. My husband does this. He has autism and its part of it. Controlling the tone of his voice is just something he has a hard time with.
Really? I didn't know people with Autism do that? Thanks for the info. Question? Wouldn't you be able to tell if the person doing that is autistic? Just curious, cause I have worked with Special people and I take care of my aunt whose handicap so I always thought to myself she/ he is autistic just upon meeting and being around them and sure enough I would be informed that they are indeed autistic?
I love going to the dam store
OMG! If I wasn't right now I would have of fell out of chair laughing!!! Toot-tooooot!🤣🤣🤣
Shout out to everyone who was left wheezing and speechless 😂❤🎉
Whoot whoot! Here comes Thomas!
Thomas; goes two ways:
1. Thomas the train.
2.Doubting Thomas 😁🤣
True, in this scenario, their names are both fitting. It's been discussed here well, as for Thomas the train. With her having been with four men and pregnant, most certainly, this if ever is the time when a DNA test is needed. All four male are at present time being Doubting Thomas's.
@@ginnywithag5046 You get the gist 💯. I like you already 😃
That's what I thought he meant! I have had limited exposure to toddlers...
@Voltaron Thanks! I some how missed this month's back. Lol, can't you just see it, hear it, "Oh ____ no! Not me! It's not mine!" All four of them trying to out do the rest of them!
"Well, guess what fella's one of you fathered the baby!"
Or .....
Every Tom Dick & Harry.
I'm so glad I was sitting on the toilet when I watched this.🤣🙈🤣🤦♀️🤷♀️❣
🤣🤣Thomas!! 🤣🤣 🚂💨💨💨💨
I fell on the ground laughing 😂
I'm crying 😭😭😭😭😭....Thomas....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not Thomas! Lmfao 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I have to be on the phone in the store because I’ll break down crying from social anxiety 😥
My wife has social anxiety. Doc prescribed her Adderall. If we going to a large group of people she takes one in advance. Works for her, maybe worth a shot for you.
@@charlievanlandingham567
When's his next stand-up gig? Cause my life needs him in it..periodT
I'm currently in the process of trying to get him to come on REALarious live for all of us...😉
That's right! You go Granny!! I wish I knew who the elderly lady was. I'd shake her hand!!! That was awesome!!
Choo choooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think my soul just left my body!!! I’m dead by far one of the best things I have heard
Yup 😆😅😂
💯 If you gotta talk on the phone remember sound carries. That old lady was savage tho'😂😂😂
Woo woo!! She done missed out!! 😂😂😂
If I ever get crazy drunk, I want this guy to be my narrator.
"I had to go to TJ Maxx"
He set himself up for failure.
I almost peed myself I'm laughing so hard name that baby Thomas 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OH NO PERCY...THE TRAIN RAN OF THE TRACKS😂😂😂😂😂😂
And that's why I love older people!!!!
So it’s been two days since I watched this and.... the joke finally registered. Thomas the train Woo Woo 😂 wow
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Lol 😂
It took u two days smh. At least u figured it out. Gotta be a natural blonde I’m guessing
I'm clearly missing some innuendo for english speaking world bc I dont get it
@@adamnaculak Thomas and friends was a kids show about trains
I hope Eudy invited that old lady over for dinner 🤣
Lol. I bet she has stories for him. 😂
That Elderly lady is goated
I've watched this six times in a row now and this shit is hilarious 💀
Literally LMFAO 💜💜🤣🤣
Elderly shade is the best!!!🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣
That old lady is a fuckin Legend 🤣🤣🤣
LMAO🤣...I absolutely love the man telling the story's ~ all his expressions🤪... { everything he does & says, while telling his story.. EVERYTHING😏🤙}!!!
I love how exagerates with his body
My momma bought that lady a pair of shoes. Run, silly, run!
I Had To Watch It Twice To Get It💀 Lord She Called Her "Thomas The Chu Chu Train"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha, that was cute...lol 🤭
Starts crying laughing 👍♥️
If she don't name that boy Thomas🤣🤣🤣
Best fucking joke to hear after watching Bullet Train! Hahaha! 🤣🤣🤣
Amazing contribution to the video the guy on the right. Without him this video wouldn't be anywhere!
If you ever feel completely and utterly useless, just remember that there is a man on the right side of the screen.
I'm hollering!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Whoo!!! Whoo!! 😂😂😂😂
I choked on my cigarette with this one. OMG! Friggen hilarious! 😂😂🤣🤣
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I've watched it at least 20 times and it's still funny
Me too
Love grandma's comeback🤣🤣🤣😝sassy
That elderly woman be savage tho😂😂
I love this tell them like it is mamaw 😂😂😂 I love older people because they just tell it like it is💯
Choo choo!!!
I love Officer Eudy!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
That elderly lady is my friend.😂😂😂😂
Omg, wow. . . on every level.
Killed her!! Wow, old people been coming out of the cut with the jabs! I love the elderly as well bro!
People on phones like to be heard, they think that they are on a reality show and everyone is watching them. This is just what I've observed. I can go into further detail but I'm late getting ready for work due to this short... 1000 likes I'll go deep on this matter
Not happening. Not even ten