Boyfriend Takes You Out To Eat But His Opps Slide On Him [Boyfriend ASMR]
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- čas přidán 10. 03. 2024
- Summary: Your loving boyfriend decides to take you out to an outdoor restaurant for your anniversary. However, out of no where his opps decide to slide on him after they figured out he packed lil dj. Will you still stick by him even after all of this?
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here’s your transcript:
[intro: you’re on a peaceful date 😊 | [0:00 - 0:30]
“Oh, here’s our seats. [random chuckle] Let me get your chair for you. So, how do you like it so far? Yeah…I don’t really do outside restaurants…but I wanted to do something new with you. And this restaurant seems to have amazing reviews, so…I thought I’d give it a chance. It’s a beautiful spot. For a beautiful person. [giggle] Don’t look at me like that. You know you only deserve the best.”
[POV: The opps pull up 😯 | [0:30 - 1:20 ]
[car zooming noises] “Hey…that car looks familiar… *gasp* OH SHIT! IT’S THE OPPS! GET DOWN BABE! [gunshots] (this one’s for DJ!) FUUUUUUUUUCK! I KNEW I SHOULD’VE WORE MY SHEISTY, WHAT DA FAQQ! THEY GOT SWITCHES! OH SHIIIIIT! FUCK! MOVE, MOVE, MO-MO-MO-MOVE, LET ME GET MY SWITCH! [gunshots] AHHHHHGGGGGHH! I’M NOT DYING LIKE THIS, YOU BITCH! [reloading gun] WHERE’S MY PHONE?! WHERE’S MY PHONE?! I GOTTA CALL BACKUP! RODNEY??! RODNEY, ARE YOU THERE?!! THEY’RE SPITING ON US! YES! IT’S A SOUTHSIDE KILLER! THEY PROBABLY FOUND OUT WE PACKED LITTLE DJ AND NOW THEY’RE SLIDING ON US! GET HERE FAAAST! HERE, TAKE THIS GUN, YOU TAKE THE LEFT, I TAKE THE RIGHT! [gunshot noises] AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHGGHHHHH! [car zooming noises] WAIT! BACKUP’S HERE! GO! GET DOWN! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GOOOO! [gunshot] I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE! AAAAAAAH! YOU AIN’T WOO! YOU AIN’T WOO! GO, GO! THEY WENT LEFT IN ME! GOOOOO! [car zoom]
[POV: Opps left, cooldown time 😊 | [1:20 - 1:37]
“OH, oh shit. Oh ma gah. [ambulance, catching breath noises, followed by a groan] Oh my god. Okay, [sigh] what’re you thinking for drinks? [sigh]”
[The End! What a lovely date! 😃💞]
Fun fact: switches refers to their guns having full auto switches
@@therealspeachy nah really 🤯
@@PenisMan_698😂
@@PenisMan_698not all people know this.
no shit@@therealspeachy
“Hey that car looks familiar- OH SHIT ITS THE OPPS GET DOWN BABE AHHHHHHH” 👹👹
“KNEW I SHOULDVE WORN MY SHEISTY FUCKKKKKKKK“
THEY'RE SLIDING ON USSSSSSSSSSSSS
😐
you’re so funny and quirky emily
@@idgaf2386ur literally unironically watching this shit you have no opinion on anything whatsoever get a fuckin job
“ I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORN MY SHEISTY” 💀💀💀
LMAOOAA
what is a sheisty?
@@kittaygal42 Issa mask for when you wear it outside
Ski mask@@kittaygal42
@@kittaygal42its a normal ski mask, they give it the name "shiesty" because Memphis rapper "Pooh Shiesty" wears it alot
Gotta respect that the GF in the scenario immediately cocked the gun she was given and got straight to shooting when instructed.
Hood girls be like.
Man she stood on business no panic 😂
She a ride or die f'sho
I'm saying right
@@gabrielluna3954nah they be snitching and playin both sides😂
"HERE TAKE THIS GUN, YOU TAKE THE LEFT I TOOK THE RIGHT" bro drag his gf to this chaos😂😂
You live together, you die together 😂
And she started blasting 💀
@@potatoboii947 And repeat 😭
@@thecircusundergroundBad Boys 4 Life
She a keeper
"IM NOT DYING LIKE THIS U BTCH" LMFAO THIS IS SO CHAOTIC I LOVE IT 😭😭
😭😭😭😭
🤣🤣
“I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORE MY SHEISTY”😭😭
I KNOW THIS IS 3 MONTHS AGO BUT I CANTT 😭😭
"YOU AINT WOO, YOU AINT WOO"
get those big ahh emoji's out of here
THE EMOJIS LMAOO
THE EMOJIIISSS LMFAOOO
TF ARE THOSE EMOJIS💀💀
Emojis funnier than the comment
“YOU AIN WOO” fuckin killed me💀
getting caught by the opps during a date is crazy 😭
Pnb rock type ish
@@SkiTheMasterbruh💀
@@SkiTheMasterACTUALLY INSANE BRO
@@SkiTheMasteryour fucked up 😭💀
@@SkiTheMasterthas fucked up bro 😭😭
Bro did not last a second on O-block
Not even a minute 😭
@@JamesDoesTalksI couldn't either but not the way u think 😏🤭
@@Moth_qThat's wild
@@chaser8gaming536 I'm wilder
no ur just another piece of meat getting ran through
I really want this as a plot for an anime now. A girl dates a boy thinking she has got herself a pretty and loving prince charming, but then he turns out to be a hardcore gangsta. Wacky instances occur such as this while the boyfriend tries to remain suave and cool just to revert to his gangsta anti opps training.
We'll use that as the title, give it three,-10 episode seasons at 23 minutes a pop!
There has to be some kinda shoujo parody with this as a premise.
Megane, Tokidoki, Yankee-kun . He is not a gangsta tho, but it fits other description. Anime is probably coming soon looking at popularity of manga
There's actually kinda like this but it's boy x boy
have you ever heard of baki?
I really hope the animation community finds this
🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾 PLEASE let this happen!!!
Give me 7 months
i hate when this happens
Fr
Real
Fr Fr
I keep telling them to stop too , theyre def doing it out of jelousy 😠
PNB Rock
The Opps did not want bro to eat peacefully 😭
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"YOU AIN'T WOO" got me rolling
"U AIN'T WOO" bruh I'm crying this is so good 😭😭😭
😂😂😂
“THEY GOT SWITCHESSSSSS”
And now you've got me in your reply section 😘
@@Josh-zr1pk Now you've got me inside your walls😍😍
@@Stainedynow you’ve got me inside your mother 🥰
@@worm_Iife Now you've got me inside you😘😘
I SAW THIS SHIT IN TIKTOK BRO I KEEP LAUGHING
STOPP REAL ASF
Just came from the video😭😭😭
RIGHT BRO😭
Fr I did too
REALL??
“What are you thinking for drinks?” AT THE END AS IF THERE WASSNT A WHOLE ASS SHOOTOUT
Ain’t no way guy’s got the audacity to continue the date after that. 🧙♂️
@@YEAH96696girl calmly cocked the gun and covered his left, sure as hell she's down for a drink lmao
@@dan_chen never mind. 🧙♂️
“YOU AIN’T WOO” “ I KNEW I SHOULD’VE WORN MY SHEISTY”
“You ain’t woo” LMFAO
"oh fuck, they have switches" is crazy 🤣
“YOU AINT WOO!!” Im fucking dying😭😭
average day in Atlanta
Real (I'm British)
@@user-qn2ey6gk4mWon any sword fights?
Real (I'm also British)
Real (I'm German)
Real (im canadian)
"WHERE'S MY PHONE I GOTTA CALL BACKUP! RODNEY, RODNEY ARE YOU THERE!?"
yo i thought he was yelling out "MOMMY"💀💀💀
@@cheyy420same 😭
Lil Rodney?
@@smileydog5941Lil Rodney with the fat ass?
Thx for the lyrcis
Bro has a beautiful voice 😭😭😭
nah he do fr what
“WHERES MY PHONE I GOTTA CALL BACKUP”
BACKUP?!!😭😭😭
Dawg knew this was gon happen🙏🏻😭
i’m dying this shit cannot be topped, not one of these will be funnier 😭
THANK U
the first 30 seconds were like “awww what a loving moment” and then it turns into “HOLY SHIT MY DATE IS GETTING MURDERED AND DRAGGING ME DOWN WITG HIM” and then it’s like “let’s get drinks”
We watched the video bro
Ayo, you know he bout that life.
@@jarscripts3837 do you know how to laugh
the switchup had me giggling my ass off
we saw the video blud
“this one’s for DJ!”
“THEY PROLLY KNOW WE PACKED LIL DJ”
WHAT DID LIL DJ DO😭‼️
This is like the first time I've seen one where the boyfriend doesn't die ☠☠
IM SOBBING ON THE FLOOR WITH PERIOD CRAMPS BYE 😭
Why
WHAT
Fuckkkk😅
get tf up lil nga
BRO WHAT THE FU*K?, WE DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT!
LMFAOOAOA ”BAE GET DOWN”
He stood his ground, maintened composure, and stuck to the original goal. Respect
0:30 Driving through Detroit and the goons mistake your car for an opp
Nah bro got opps now💀💀
Bro was going through it
I ain't laugh this hard in forever 🤣 bro turned it into a whole action movie scene holy shit
“Packed lil dj💀💀💀”
Bro this shit better go viral 😭
IM SO FUCKING DONE I CANNOT “I knew I should’ve worn my shiesty” IM DEAD
“YOU AINT WOOO “ 😭😭😭💀💀
0:32 It sounds so soothing when he says that uwu
POV: Light writes L’s name in the Death Note.
NAWWW
this is actually the funniest shit ive seen all year😭😭😭😭😭
“LET ME GET MY SWITCH” 💀💀💀
“This one’s for DJ!” Got me bro 😭
THESE ASMRS R GETTING OUT HAND IM ACTUALLY CRYINGGG😭😭
I seen one where they got into a car crash and died😭😭
Should’ve brought the rpg with a switch
Learned for next time if there is one 😭
@T_Krueger are you even a real human cuz theres no way 😭😭
This is singlehandedly the funniest ASMR video ive ever seen. Why didnt anyone think of this sooner😂
0:33 IM DYING YOU CAN HEAR THE OPPS SHOUT “THIS ONES FOR DJ”
"Hey that car looks familiar- OH SHIT ITS THE OPPS, GET DOWN, BABE" NAURRRRRRR 😭😭
Shut up noob
“I KNEW I SHOULDVE WORE MY SHEISTY WHAT THE FUCK” CRYINGGG😭😭
It’s funny because right before you hear the shots pop off you can hear the opps screaming “This for Lil Dj.” 😂 They really want they get back.
"You ain't woo! You ain't woo!!!" Bro😹😹
"What are you thinking for drinks?😮💨" I CANT
Damm, this is hella romantic😍
FRR 😍😍
I wish this was a joke, but sadly I know better
@@tmsplltrs what are you waffling about
@@nessmarie6044 Women romanticising deeply traumatic experiences that they never had to deal with
@@tmsplltrs I'll never understand how people make such random assumptions. How are you gonna tell ME what ive experiencenced or whether not I'm joking? I know it's ntd but what you just said made no sense. If anything, I find this video hilarious. My comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously, or for the faint of heart. And NO, i dont find this "romantic" at all😭
'hey!this car kinda looks familia-OH SHIT IT'S THE OPPS BABE GET DOWN GAAAAHHHH'🗣️💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯type shit
Bruh this shi is so funny bruh 😭😭😭
PLZ WE NEED MORE UNHINGED ASMR LIKE THIS
"I HAVE TO CALL BACKUP" bro is already cooked 😭😭
"I GOT ONE" is fucking crazy 😭
Shut up your black
BRO I WAS FALLING ASLEEP TO RELAXING ASMR AND I WAKE UP TO THIS😭
make a boyfriend asmr soundcloud account i need to sleep to this
"I GOT ONE I GOT ONE!! AAAA YOU AIN'T WOO YOU AINT WOO!!!!" lmaoo
wait but your actual voice is actually so nice...
THE OPPS MAN THEM OPPS
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. 😭
BRO AFTER I FINISHED THE VIDEO THE LIKES REALLY SAID "911" LOLL
Idc noob
@@btsismylife2 I didn’t think some bts Stans be this kinda mean🤔
I listen to this before bed it makes me feel so loved
The opps be lurkin bro always keep your heater on you at all times fam this shit don’t be safe🥷🏿
NAW CAUSE THIS SHIT GOT ME CRYING
bro these videos are literally the ones brittany broski was watching on her youtube 💀💀
damn at least backup came
I love listening to asmr. I can’t sleep without it. Oh, that and my switch
this is actually the funniest thing ive ever seen 😭
Best sleep of my life after this one 🙏
Slept great after listening to this
i slept so peacefully to this 😌
Instantly fell asleep! Thank you for making this amazing asmr!!!
With switches is crazy😭🙏
That car looks familiar" Famous last words
this was heartwarming.
I CANT BREATHE
He should've worn the sheisty💔
“What are you thinkin for drinks”
IM DONE 💀
very peaceful, and relaxing. thank you.
my sleep asmr🥰 really helped me relax
Omg, so relaxing! The gunshots lulled me to sleep 😊😊😊
these types of asmr keep me going😭🫶
IM ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR CRYING 💀💀💀
Listening to this every night before bed 🔥🔥🗣
i love sleeping to these
Bruh i didnt even get to edge one bit i already blew. Clean up on isle my pants😂😂😂
Same here buddy😂😂😂
Tf 💀
🤣🤣🤣
"YOU AINT WOO!!"😂😂😂
This is what i needed, the editing beens too hard on me
Bro forgot to turn off his snap maps 1 time and the opps found him...
HEEELLP GETTING GOT BY THE OPPS DURING A DATE IS CRAZY, BUT DRAGGING THE GF INTO IT TOO??? DAMN 😭
“You go left I go right ” ahh
This is easily my new favorite video ever