You’re Having Dinner With Your Royal Boyfriend But The Opps Slide [Boyfriend ASMR]
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- čas přidán 17. 03. 2024
- Summary: You and your boyfriend, being both royalty, decide to have a dinner to discuss the current conflicts with neighboring kingdoms. However, in the middle of dinner the opps send you a letter-stating that they are in fact sliding.
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"RUNNETH THY POCKETS" 🗣️🗣️
"fo what pupose, fo what pupose?"
@@KEHEIDBEJSICGDBDJDVCfor the purposes I have chosen now, RUNNETH THY POCKETS
“Caught thine lacking!” *SHWING* *SHWANG*
"I THINK NOT YOU SCALLYWAG !!!!"
"I think not, you SCALLYWAG!!" ⚔️🇬🇧🇬🇧🤺
"Fret not! This is why i never leave without my shiesty"
"hood of the executioner"
Read this as soon as he said it
adding this to my vocabulary
“sucketh thine balls” is crazy 💀💀🙏🏽
Everybody else let that slide 💀💀💀
That's how they slid in medieval times😭😭
The medieval opps do not play 😭
Oh god tho, Sending a letter
😂
I will now imagine if every cop had a sword
LOOOOLL
REAL😃
Bros opps were generational
generational opps....jojo reference??
@@missterious711bruh💀
@@missterious711HELP
They always are smh 😂
@@missterious711😭😭
“Oh look my queen they seem to have a futurist weapon…what is that an RPG?🤔🤔🧐”
*Explosion*
DAMN
They really on our ass! 😀
Fret not! This is why I never leave without my shiesty!
GO GO MECHA MIGHTY MORPHIN'!
The rivalry is ancient 😭😭 “you ain’t woo”💀💀💀💀💀💀
what does "woo" mean?
@@celestialspirit8582don't play with big woo
@@celestialspirit8582you don’t know woo but woo know you
@@celestialspirit8582 It's a gang alliance in Brooklyn, NY.
@@celestialspirit8582im just guessing but woo is probably short for wu tang clan
WHERE THE FUCK DID BRO FIND AN RPG IN THIS TIME PERIOD??? 😭
Me
@@mynameisdominichughes3142why are you selling rpgs to the opps
@@mynameisdominichughes3142but what about me
fiore disventure camp
@@damienenjoyer🥸
NEW OPPS SLIDE LORE DROPPED 😭🙏‼️🗣️💯
Get film theory on this shi
@@qt_suiren298 One must imagine. Matpat returning
“WHERE MY CROWWWN WHERES MY SHEISTYYY GET THAT SHORTYY” IM CRHING
0:56
(Imperfect; Edited) Transcript:
Act 1 [Your boyfriend invited you for diner (0:01 - 0:30)]
“-Please, take a seat, my lady. I brought you to dine so we could discuss the conflicts between the neighboring kingdoms. It seems they’re getting progressively more aggressive; and we need to take action now, but for now please, relax. You’ve been working so hard. Although it's in your responsibility because you are royalty; Know that I can also take responsibility too, Your Majesty."
"Please, if not for you but for me. Eat.”
Act 2 [Introduction of Danger/ The Opps (0:30 - 0:50)]
“Oh, looks like we got a letter from the neighbouring kingdom. This is from… Cagneus(?) Hmm…What do they want? Let’s see.”
*“We are going to SLIDE ON YOU, right now as you are reading this letter. On foe nem grave…”*
“...What could that mean?”
Act 3 [The Attack/Invasion of The Opps (0:51 - 1:39)]
[massive explosion]
“OWH SHEEEEEEEEETT-!! WHAT THE FUUUCK!?!?! WHERE’S MY CROOOOWN?!?!?? 👑 WHERE’S MY FUCKING SHIESTY?!?!?!? GET DOWN SHORTY!! 👇 NOW WE CAN’T LET THIS FUCKING SLIDE- GET YOUR TOOLIE 🗡 OUT, BAAABE!!!” [unsheathes sword] “AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH” [sounds of swords clashing] “CAGNEUS(?)-” [stabs with swords] “-WITH DUMB FACE-(?)” [swords getting parried] “SUCK ON THINE BAWWLLSS!!!!” [shield breaking] “FUCK YOU, PUUSSAAAAAYY!!!” [explosion] “AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU AIN’T WOO!! 🙅♂️" [swords flying] "YOU AIN’T WOO!!❌ AAAAAAAAHHH-” [another explosion]
“Oh look my queen! 😄 They seem to have a futuristic weapon. What is that, an RPG?”
[yes it is] [loud impact]💥
“DAYMN! They really are on our ass! [another explosion] Fret not! This is why I never leave without my shiesty. GO GO MEGA MIGHTY MORPHIN!! [transformner transforming sound mp3] “SUCK MY DICK!!!”
[end]
THIS NEEDS TO GET PINNED
Thank u sooo much for this, this makes the video full
Thanks for the sub bro
WAS THE BEEF GENERATIONAL??? 😭💀💀Even bro's great great great grandfather had opps
“Oh look my queen😀 they seem to have a futuristic weapon😋what is that an rpg🤨💥💥💥”
DAYUMM
Yes it is😮
“YOU AINT WOOOO” gets me everytime 😭
“GET DOWN SHORTY”
“YU AINT WOO”
Wat opps did he have??
Mf ion even think woo was a word back then😭
it was, i think woo means courting back then
BROS VOICE CHANGED MIDWAY PLSSS 😭😭😭
😭😭😭
"what could that mean? 😨"
"OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT 👹👹"
I JUST GOT TO THAT BIT LMAOOOOO
Thy opps have slideth on me m' lady!
GET DOWN SHORTYYYYY 🤣😂
"EMPTY THY PANTALOONS"
"NAH FAMETH I GOT THY SWITCH WITH THOU"
A beef that traces back to the medieval era...
Having opps in every time period is actually kinda insane 💀💀💀
“GET DOWN SHORTYYY”
love how we win 🩷
That 'DAMN' at 1:26 made me snort instantly. That shit had heart and soul put into it
SAMEE
the voice switch up got me in TEARS LMFAOOO
“damn they really on our ass” in the calmest voice in the middle of the castle getting raided by the opps is wild
"Go, go mega mighty morphin!" 👹👹👹
The opposition has arrived m’lady! Take cover!
medieval ops on a Monday is truly wicked 😩
Went from formal to thug life mode at a 360 made me deceased. 💀
BRU U SHOULD CONTINUE THESE ASMR VIDEOS THEY FUNNY ASF😭
"oh look my queen 😄"
I always wonder if bro’s voice is okay after these lmao
GET DOWN SHORTYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
How come all my boyfriends gotta have ops😭
Bros been feuding since feudal times
Not the whole bloodline 😂
Every single generation ☠️
Thy opps have cometh!!! 🗣‼️‼️
The sword sound effects bro😭😭
“Oh look my queen they seem to have a futuristic weapon 😁‼️”
no way this my first asmr experience...i love it😭😭😭
1:24 😭
fr 😭 we starting high 💀💀
It’s the same bit every time and I LOVE IT EACH TIME MORE THAN THE LAST 😂 (the royalty au goes sicko mode I love it)
Buddy’s bloodline full of opps they don’t want them to win
These will never not make me laugh 😭
bro i’m actually crying
"WHERES MY CROWN WHERES MY SHIESTYYYYYYYYYY"
GO GO MEGA MIGHTY MORPHIN 🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥
THE SWORD NOISES I CANTTTT 😭😭😭
not the medival opps 😭
Nice try opps, I cast fireball
“It seems they’re progressively getting more aggressive” ✍️🔥W dialogue writing 🗣🔥
My my! The chivalry is phenomenal!
I love the switch up from proper gentleman to full on attack mode. Makes sense since it was a sudden attack, but still 😂😂😂😂. And then mighty morphing time announced lol 😭😭😭😭
NAHH IM CREASING SO HARD 💀💀💀💀
do a part 3 where the girlfriend slides on his opps so they dont bother him during their dates
why was the "oh look my queen! they seem to have a futuristic weapon :D" SO CUTE HFJKDSJ 😭
LETS GO MORE OPP VIDEOS 🗣️‼️
the transformer sound effect 😭😭
Damn the war been going on for that long huh lmaooo
so relaxing 😊
When film theory talking about the lore
they even had opps in the medieval era thats crazy
This series is too funny. Got me cackling like an old witch at 3 am 😂
0:52 "get down shawty!!!" Omfl i cant
Go gO MECHA MIGHTY MORPHINNN
I love how he drops the entire accent and called her “shorty”
MEDIEVAL OPPS GOES CRAZY😭🙏
Make one where your boyfriend takes you on a date into the ISS and the opps slide
this is my new fixation
THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING
BRO...THIS MAN GOT OPPS IN THE MEDIEVAL TIMES?...NEXT OUR EX-BOYFRIEND GONNA SHOW UP AS THE OPPS...😭✋🏾
opps in london not messin around 😭
Not the medieval opps
now do a pre-prequel with cavemen
Reminds me of Squidward's ancestor from that one medieval spongebob episode 😭
They really on our ass! 🤓
GIRL LEGIT IS PUNISHED WITH BF GETTING FOLLOWED BY OPPS PLSSS---I love these too much
0:59 GET DOWN SHAWTY
10/10 would definitely listen again
NOT THE MIGHT MORPHIN'!!
“WHERES MY FUCKING SHEISTYY, GET DOWN SHORTYY” is wilddd😭🙏🏽
This has been happening since the medieval times 💀
IM SO CONFUSED 💀💀💀
Im listening to this at 1am threw headphones..this is trurely immaculate
YOU AIN'T WOOO🗣🔥🔥🔥
This video saved my life from the royal opps
needed this thank you
"GO GO MEGA MIGHTY MORPHIN." 😂 💀
That seeeeeent me..😭
PLEASE THESE VIDEOS ARE SO GOOD
DAMN!!!! They really on our ass😂😂
please make a part 2 I'm dying for more.
ona monday tooo 😭
GO GO MEGA MIGHTY MORPHIN
Fell asleep immediately, slept like one of your dead opps
This man deals with to many opps
not even royals are safe 😂😂😂
I love how he always starts with “OH SHIIIIIIIIIIII”
this is the best series fucking ever
Thou oppeths have sliden
LMAO ty for making these
GET DOWN SHORTY 😭😭😭