i like the implication that he doesn't even move any further away from the person he's talking to after being hit by like 20 cars. man stood his GROUND
This is the most calming asmr I've ever watched! I have terrible insomnia and this finally got me to sleep, I now listen to it everyday on repeat for 10 hours. Thank you so much for changing my life! ❤🥰
@@teammystictv5484thats the point of my account, dumbas'. and most of these shorts are basically made to make people mad at the comments so that i can post it on instagram. and i comment this so that i can have MORE hate comments. and by the way, most of these videos are shared from memepages, so i basically didnt steal these videos. and i made a lot of these myself. including the motivation one. so think again, u know NOTHING. (i know exacly what im doing) but yeah, most of these shorts are mine. NEVER reply to me again, OR I WILL FIRE U!! 👿😈😈🐺
I want to let you know that I was legit struggling to not laugh so that I don’t wake up anyone nearby. Frantically screaming as soon as the crash happened was so funny. Now I get why Jerma finds car accidents funny.
It really can be funny lmao I’ve been hit by a drunk driver which should be super traumatizing but me and the other friends that were in my car with me laugh about the way we were all screaming
Lyrics: That was a really nice dinner we had, I love spending time with you. You’re the only one for me, and I hope you stay with me forever. I love you, and I hope nothing bad ever happens to me or you. We’re gonna get married- Oh no. Oh no! OH FUCK! (Screaming) THERES SO MANY CARS! THATS INSANE. AHHH IM GAY! (More screaming) Ugh thank god it’s over, If there was just one more car I would have died. OH GOD!
Unironically this actually helped my younger sibling fall asleep. I dunno whether to find this funny or terrifying but thank you so much for supplying us with this!
@@movedbecauseimaloser I've unfortunately come to this conclusion. I played the bat ASMR last night as a joke and they whispered "yay" and fell dead asleep. 💀🙏
I finally found this video again so i can save it to my “watch when depressed” playlist. But when I first found this video, I normally hate asmr but it was under a minute and I got curious. And now this is one of my favorite videos to come back to this when I need a good laugh.
![[GIRLFRIEND ASMR] Girlfriend Accidentally Commits Vehicular Manslaughter](/img/n.gif)
Hangout with me LIVE and we can crash our car together ❤ www.twitch.tv/rickyvt_
The 196 invasion
so romantic 😳 no one has ever spoke to me like this... is this... true love? *blushes*
Say no more broski
I LOVE THIS. Just know that😂
i would love that
I love how he just talks normally after being absolutely obliterated 😭
fo real
He's so real
The final line implies he made it out fine but then there was another car that fucked his shit up
"The final line implies he made it out fine" bro just had a ten-second car crash what do you mean he made it out fine??? 😭😭@@burgbass
He did until the last car but he did fantastic before the last car hit him and it's funny@@burgbass
“IM GAY” IN BETWEEN SCREAMS I CANT
Oh Lord I just heard it 😂
it's "I'm ok"
@@little_gremlin6778he said gay
@@little_gremlin6778 no its “im gay”
@@littlemayo4028”I’m ok”
0:35 : "If there was just one more car, "
"I would've died." *in old man tone*
"OH GAWWWWD-" *screeching and car crashing* 💀💀💀
It sound like markiplar 💀💀💀💀
LMAO
I was already dying and this made me lose it
LMAOOOA
i hate yoiu
"You're the b- only one for me."
I don't know what's funnier, that he almost said "best" or the slight pause before saying "only one for me".
i like the implication that he doesn't even move any further away from the person he's talking to after being hit by like 20 cars. man stood his GROUND
Gigachad behavior just like I would expect from a sigma male king.
truly the sigma moment of all time 🔥
He ain't letting go
Hey man, the seat belt was strong enough 😭
They are in the car
Now this is some REAL ASMR
The best ASMR ever
Now this is peak
Schizo ASMR 💀
Best asmr ever top tier asmr
Saw this from a tik tok and this is a masterpiece
'The grin slowly took over her face as she continued to hear the terrified screams of the man'
This is so comforting and just so cottage core omggggg
“THERES SO MANY CARS” LMFOAHAI
xdddd
Semis*
@morpyy8449 help I'm stupid and don't understand this
@@PineappleSoysauce lol he said "there's so many semis" not cars. If you're asking what a semi is it's a bigass truck, search it.
LMFAOOOO
the screaming and the random "I'M GAY" sent me rolling-
so i wasnt hallucinating
Wait when 😭
0:26 I think its around here @@lovffle
I think you misheard but understandable I'd be screaming I'm gay too during a car crash
I heard that too 😂😂😂
I literally cackled at “If just one more car came by, I would have died”
So relaxing I can finally fall asleep
0:27 I love how the subtitles just say applause here
Applause this masterpiece
“AAAAAA I’M GAY AAAAAAAAAAA”
@@ultraawesome😂😂😂
👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏
Applause
*No*
my dude doesn't sound like he got hit by a car, my dude sounds like he got beaten up by a bunch of cybertrons💀💀💀
Megatron had got to him finally.
@@Salem-1610lmao
@@Salem-1610 i guess so
The autobots got tired of his fuckery
This
*i started wheezing at the foreshadowing, then the screaming and honks. Then the last car really set me off into a wheezing fit 😂
I also had an asthma attack with this
This is the most calming asmr I've ever watched! I have terrible insomnia and this finally got me to sleep, I now listen to it everyday on repeat for 10 hours. Thank you so much for changing my life! ❤🥰
I flipping knew that voice sounded familiar 😂
How the fuck does my favorite creator have 0 replies
Welp hope you see this Xavier
Obligatory “didn’t expect to see you here” comment.
Fr 😭
SAME
why you gotta say flipping bro, ts so corny
0:14 YO THE FORESHADOWING IS CRAZY
It was so fucking obvious something was gonna go wrong when he said that, like he intentionally wanted something to happen
he jynxed it
@@alternative7586 yeah no shit sherlock its in the title 💀
That goes beyond foreshadowing and into super obvious flag
bravo Vince
This was super relaxing! It really helped me relaxed before state testing thank you :)
So relaxing, always listening when im trying to sleep
“If only there was just one more car” *HONKKKKK*
DIDN'T ASK + MY CONTENT IS BETTER
@@sigma.batman.rizzlerIts really not. Plus your name sounds like i asked my 11 year old cousin to come up with a username for me.. ❤
@@sigma.batman.rizzler🤓
@@sigma.batman.rizzleryour entire channel consists of exactly 41 shorts that aren’t yours
@@teammystictv5484thats the point of my account, dumbas'. and most of these shorts are basically made to make people mad at the comments so that i can post it on instagram. and i comment this so that i can have MORE hate comments. and by the way, most of these videos are shared from memepages, so i basically didnt steal these videos. and i made a lot of these myself. including the motivation one. so think again, u know NOTHING. (i know exacly what im doing) but yeah, most of these shorts are mine. NEVER reply to me again, OR I WILL FIRE U!! 👿😈😈🐺
I'm fucking losing my marbles to this💀
lost my balls to this
@@sadamiamaniwere females hehe
I hope you guys find them 🙏
@@Mamapikas_thick_shlong in enemy territory, requesting uav. over
Bro lost his balls.😂 Chat 👉 and laugh at him
So calming, I fall asleel to this video every night thank you
I hope this gets into some playlist with a bunch of ASMR videos
ASMR: *boyfriend getting hit by thousands of cars*
Subtitles: *(applause)*
unhinged lmao
Wow so quirky
I CAN'T
I had to check but it’s true i started laughing sooooo bad
LMFAO REAL IM WHEEZINGGGGGG
Never watched bf asmr , this is the best introduction ever
Yes
I fel asleep because of how calming this is
this helped me sleep thank you so much ricky
“Theres so many semis” 😭😭😭 this is a masterpiece bro
IM DECEASEDDDD
@@aksy6780I'M MISSING IN ACTIONNNNN
LMAOO
LMAO
I don’t think there’s any joke asmr that could beat this. Uhhh, I mean serious asmr
IM CRYING OVER THIS
"If there was just one more car i would of DIED"
The incoming car: Your time has come.
fav asmr tysm it so peaceful!!
This is so calming! Thank you!
Saw this on tiktok, the "OKKAAY!!" at the end has me cryingggg😭
that’s supposed to be “oh god” but same 😭
I think he said oh god 😭
How do you mess that up it's "oh god" 😭
"okay" wouldve been insane 😭😭😭😭😭
if he said okay that would’ve made it 10x better 😭😭
"THERES SO MANY CARS- *Crashing noises intensify* AHH-" My favorite quote in the book yet
After that line, he says “I’M GAY!!”
@@chustine1112 bro says hes gay like its gonna stop the cars
@@goofthomasgoofinstion he wanted them to be his last words or maybe telling the truth to himself because he’s gonna die
@@goofthomasgoofinstionIM LOOSING
MY SHIT TO THESE COMMENTS AND THE VIDEO HELPP💀💀
@@Duckzrandoms NAHHHH
"If there was js one more i would have died"2 mins after dies 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was so relaxing it put me straight to sleep
Put you STRAIGHT to sleep
This is truly giving me huge "Toad dies in a car crash while singing All I Want For Christmas Is You ASMR" vibes
What. I need context please(and a link to the video)
@darkblade3392
czcams.com/video/eqoj7DFdcqU/video.htmlsi=pWvB2KeQdduAo7WX
that's all the context you need
@@darkblade3392 wait search up exactly what I typed, turns out it does link to that video lmao
@@AeroRain oh thx
I have research to do
I saw this on TikTok and I immediately looked this up to laugh. 😂
ME TOO
Me too😭
Real
same 🙏
SAME
This ASMR is honestly is so calming
This helped me fall asleep so fast!!
This is also really calming and helped me focus on my studies!❤
I want to let you know that I was legit struggling to not laugh so that I don’t wake up anyone nearby. Frantically screaming as soon as the crash happened was so funny. Now I get why Jerma finds car accidents funny.
It really can be funny lmao I’ve been hit by a drunk driver which should be super traumatizing but me and the other friends that were in my car with me laugh about the way we were all screaming
It's so funny when they get catapulted out of the windshield straight into the meat grinder.
This reminds me of the Scrimblo Catalogue, with the extremely long car crash being absolutely comedy gold
I like how he said “if there was just one more car, I would have died” as if his HP was 1/100
STOP I CANT BREATH WHY DID HE SOUND LIKE THAT WHEN HE SAID IT 😭💀
💀💀💀💀
HE SOUNDED LIKE A HILLBILLY
So calming, could barely keep myself awake ❤
This ASMR put me right to sleep! Thanks for making this! 💞😪
ricky when i catch you ricky.
😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU-
RICKY WHY YOU HIDIN RICKY WHERE R U-
STOPPPP 😂😂😂😂
Looks like Ricky got caught ☠️☠️☠️
0:26 man got that Tom scream from Tom and Jerry
Lol
Fell asleep peacefully to this on repeat. Best sleep of my life!
this is the best asmr ever, it's totally so relaxing :,]
IM WHEEZING SHAHAHA ”IF THERE WAS JUST ONE MORE CAR I WOULDVE DIED-…“
OH GOD AHHHHH-
@@abyss7093 CHUUYA PFP?!?
@@TheGiyuuTomioka Yes ^^
Whenever I listen to this I sleep so well, thank you for making it
Why does a verified person have 0 replies-
@@RATSC0RNERxxcuz no one gaf
@@RATSC0RNERxx Bro, having a verified mark doesn't make you special, only special-needs.
WELL techinically he didn't make it cus he died..
YOU AGAIN -
It’s soooo calming when I was sleeping
I love the choice of words for this video, its actually so breathtaking
This is the best ASMR!
concuerdo XD
hellou
The B E S T
Tanto así que lo podre en mi playlist para dormir
Xd
and he just looks so calm on the thumbnail-
Thanks for this! i listen to this while studying and its so calming and relaxing ☺❤
This Asmr really helped me go to sleep, thank you so much! ❤
0:20 Put me right to sleep💕
I’m sure it also put him to sleep to
@@INVSITYIM CRAPPING SHALLOTS HWAT
@@INVSITY LMFAOOO
IM QUACKING
@@INVSITYLMFAOO
So aesthetic I needed to replay for 800 times and slept so soundly hearing it
I relate to this.
I relate to this.
I relate to this.
I relate to this.
I relate to this.
i can sleep so good thanks bro ly
this is my favourite video ever
my favorite sleep asmr
real, helps me everytime :)
lol
🙏🙏
i love the flat-ish delivery at the start. It makes the terrified screams so much better
the "if there was just one more car I would of died" was the best line with how he sounds like he wasn't just hit with every car known to man
this is really calming
Fell asleep during this, its just so calming 💞💕
The tingles go absolutely fucking insane 😫😫
IKRRR💅💅💅
This was so relaxing I fell asleep instantly (Thanks for likes ✨️😁👍✨️)
same 😍😍😍😍
Garfeil
Garfield fat orange cat 🐈
So did he
@@Natsuk1y Forever and ever :)
So relaxing i fell asleep instantly
10/10 ASMR video. Great for falling asleep.
Brings back memories 🥹
HUH???
Real🥰
RELATABLE!????!
HUH???
me
Bro got hit by like 16 cars
This is the most calming Asmr I’ve ever heard
this is so beautiful made my heart melt🥺🥺
Lyrics:
That was a really nice dinner we had,
I love spending time with you.
You’re the only one for me,
and I hope you stay with me forever.
I love you, and I hope nothing bad ever happens to me or you.
We’re gonna get married-
Oh no. Oh no! OH FUCK!
(Screaming)
THERES SO MANY CARS! THATS INSANE.
AHHH IM GAY!
(More screaming)
Ugh thank god it’s over,
If there was just one more car I would have died.
OH GOD!
The funny part is that he said he's gay well, at least to me
it took a minute for the drunk driver to catch up with the rest of the fleet
I love this ASMR ☺️ its so soothing ☺️
This is the best asmr. I fell asleep right away 🥰😊🫶
Thanks Jack. That was a worthwhile use of my time
I saw it was 40 seconds and knew it would be worth it.
You mean johnsfilms?
this is genuinely so underrated and comedic, i spent at least 10 minutes losing my shit over this with my friend earlier today
Thanks for this video! Always puts me right to sleep at night 😄
Thanks! That helped me relax more often 😊
Unironically this actually helped my younger sibling fall asleep. I dunno whether to find this funny or terrifying but thank you so much for supplying us with this!
your younger sibling is terrifying
Im duknG IM DYI T IM DONE
@@movedbecauseimaloser I've unfortunately come to this conclusion. I played the bat ASMR last night as a joke and they whispered "yay" and fell dead asleep. 💀🙏
I'm scared of y'all's siblings
Yo I listened this with ky cousin and they were dead asleep
jerma needs to react to this
just two omori fans chilling in the comment section of a guy getting brutally killed by a pile up
oh hell yea
He probably watched the wario one already
yeah
MAKE IT THREE OMORI FANS!!
This helped me fall asleep 😊great asmr!♥💅
This helped me go to sleep and study. Thank you so much 🫶
HE NEEDS TO DO MORE OF THESE, I CAN'T😭
“That bad never happens too me or you.” *crashes aesthetically*
This helps my mom fall asleep thanks so much!!!
Thanks I couldn’t sleep for months before I found this
I need more of these type of asmrs
WHY WAS THERE A ASMR VID THAF SAIF "amst but i get nuked"
The fact he was gonna say "you're the best" in 00:05 and quickly changed it to "you're the only one for me" sent me
so relaxing
Now this is the best asmr now i can sleep peacefully
I fell asleep to this
this soothed me so well thank you so much
I listen to this for a good laugh every so often
That calmed me down so much 😌
bro crashed with every possible car on the road
10/10 asmr, i enjoyed it a lot!
I finally found this video again so i can save it to my “watch when depressed” playlist. But when I first found this video, I normally hate asmr but it was under a minute and I got curious. And now this is one of my favorite videos to come back to this when I need a good laugh.