Girlfriend Accidentally Makes a S#!t Tsunami During a Barnes & Noble Date and KILLS EVERYONE (ASMR)

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Please note, I am only doing this for fun, and do not expect to make more, but if you really want some, throw some ideas at me!
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[@logeyperogi1805]

I am so childish, the fucking title alone nearly has me crying from laughter

[@carl0jin304]

This is not what I meant by someone hitting rock bottom bro

[@Wyst_eria]

I can go beyond rock bottom 💪💪💪

[@THEUNIVERSALSLAYER]

@@Wyst_eriaI can go beyond air top

[@Katiebo008]

💀

[@Dinoman-mo7mt]

We brought a drill to go lower

[@JitsKamps]

I read the title and thought “there is no way that happens in the audio”…

[@Wyst_eria]

I do not lie to my captive audience

[@WideJupiter_offical]

Bruh same

[@minty_gazelle3985]

The panic in her voice is so freaking real💀

[@fadhlanwe503]

Nah this shi wild asf to even be exist😭😭😭

[@Wyst_eria]

I gotta stay on par with the other joke ones 💪💪💪

[@KrunchyKatSandwich]

NO FR

[@Ota_ku69]

​@@Wyst_eria "Joke". Sure. Lol

[@minazahringer25]

“Dear Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you the time you got diarrhea and Barnes & Noble.”

[@nayev118]

out of all names you chose Gretchen...

[@Savannah0785]

@@nayev118its from mean girls

[@nayev118]

@@Savannah0785 Ohh thanks

[@RobertSilbright.PrinceLukeTvT]

*Cautionary Tale plays in the background 👀*

[@chr1stophxr]

Bro sent this banger to the groupchat 😭

[@Wyst_eria]

That’s a real one tell bro I said Thank You *blasts Jimmy Fallon by Yuno Miles*

[@ck-miss2731]

NO NOT THE BARNES & NOBLE, GOD ITS SO WELL EDITED

[@Wyst_eria]

Thank you I put my whole wysussy into it

[@Buzzanx]

@@Wyst_eria:(

[@NCR-TROOPER1]

barnusssy@@Wyst_eria

[@joshualeahy2162]

​@@Wyst_eria oh 😭❣️

[@shartwastaken]

I saw this on my lil bros history tab should I be worried ⁉️⁉️

[@chinezerebel9443]

if this is the worst thing involving asmr in his history, then yall are blessed

[@shartwastaken]

@@chinezerebel9443 imma be real dawg I probably have worse in my history I should not be yapping

[@Mariouhana]

i laughed so hard, i have no idea how you came up with this masterpiece, it´s perfect

[@Wyst_eria]

It was 6 am and I had a dream

[@PotatoOfFate]

@@Wyst_eriaHELP😭😭

[@joshualeahy2162]

​@@Wyst_eria IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAMMNM.. 👀

[@Wyst_eria]

@@joshualeahy2162 oh no I stayed up til 6 and was like “huh what if I did this” and then I did it fjjdkfks

[@joshualeahy2162]

@@Wyst_eria Truly a masterpiece was born, your mind both scares and attracts me. ☠️ 🙏

[@henlo4562]

If she's not like this, then she not it

[@VeronicanChoco]

Real 🗣️🗣️🙏🙏💥💥🔥🔥✈️✈️

[@Carpofishyboi]

What I’ve been sayin’ the whole damn time!

[@life_enjoyer_161]

WE SLEEPING SO HARD AND PEACEFULL TO THIS, LIKE A BABIES🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
btw a cute and nice idea: date in a chernobyl power plant reactor 4, right before the explosion (going wholesome)

[@zmitter4844]

This is disgusting... but also the funniest thing I've seen all day. Well done.

[@kitty_pawz27]

I watched this on call with my friend and we were both SCREAMING oml😭

[@cavalierliberty6838]

Pants: shidded.

[@SashenkaKun]

she shidded everyone's pants

[@FrostHound_Studios]

I am a GROWN 29 YEAR OLD MAN AND POOP JOKES STILL GET ME

[@JJ_SkitZ]

That barnes & noble air be hitting different 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@connorv3334]

This is actually so funny and well edited LMAO

[@Moff_lover]

the muffled shart noises

[@RosencrantzxGuildenstern]

A Shih Tzu named Nami? Awww, that's just adorable!

[@Unironically-sammy]

Boy, do I have something to tell you…

[@Blacksheepp25]

Aint no way that shit was flooding literally

[@K_Camp244]

now THIS is something i can relate to🗣🔥🔥 (I will never forget that day in early June)

[@JoellDeaconn]

I agree with this man

[@The_Hydration_Police]

SO IT WAS YOU WHO RUINED MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!

[@nicksmith332]

What happened in early June?

[@TheOneWhoAsked4373]

SO IT WAS YOU!!!!!

[@ManWhoBuildsFortsAtNite]

God my walls would look a nice shade of red rn

[@MarzTheRealStarWalker]

The gurgling bahahhaha

[@Hi-yt2xk]

This goes great with Boyfriend Farts on You Then Gastrically Implodes, thanks so much 😄

[@happening_quietly]

Bro we just saw that ahhh

[@Carpofishyboi]

YEEEAAAHH BABY!

[@fallingtowardsthesky]

so this ended up in my recommended.

[@Wyst_eria]

Hiiii Skyyyyyy :D

[@fallingtowardsthesky]

i know what u r@@Wyst_eria

[@Wyst_eria]

@@fallingtowardstheskynuh uh

[@who5966]

There's way too much editing for a shit tsunami drowning asmr audio

[@Wyst_eria]

I hope you had a shittastic immersive experience 🫶🤎

[@yukimerukun]

Memory deletion process has started.

[@franksmith8445]

Commented just so you'd get a notification on this video so you don't forget.

[@yukimerukun]

@@franksmith8445 maan i was forget about it and i just started day with this vid xD

[@Delta5x7]

HEY DON'T FLUSH IT THAT'S MY DINNER

[@Wyst_eria]

WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

[@Carpofishyboi]

Best comment here.

[@RebleGreyWarden]

Not me cackling as I watch this on the shitter 🤣 thank you 🙏

[@thekaijudude1083]

I fell into the wackiest rabbit hole

[@Zivi-jc2or]

I like how you said Barnes and nobles because that place always makes you wanna use the restroom

[@batmanmaconhagameplays2242]

this really was.. this really was our jujutsu kaisen yuji... she said nah id win and then got stand proud you can shit..

[@BulbaWhat98]

There's no death worse than drowning in toilet water

[@royaldeva3734]

I am so thankful to the CZcams algorithm for showing me this masterpiece... 10/10 really shittastic

[@rapcreeperproductions3269]

If I show this to my therapist can I commit the sewer slide

[@Wyst_eria]

No

[@supershoutmonx8327]

Oh please if you would show that to you're therapist he would need a second therapist

[@Xeorboom]

these meme ASMRs fuel me!
1:32 THE SOUND EFFECT!

[@HaltBuggyDev]

I CANT SWIM!! -girlfriend

[@louisdaspegs5720]

sometimes, just sometimes, the youtube algorithm gets it right. this is one of those times

[@Tonyredgravee99]

emotional

[@Wyst_eria]

Leik if u cri evriteim 😢😢😢😢

[@Mommy_Junko]

@@Wyst_eria i cried 3501 times watching this only once

[@Hi_Im_Zo]

Don't let her go to taco bell.

[@zais.und3ad]

I am sobbing crying on the floor

[@andyhorbort969]

I’ve been in this spiral of these parody ASMR videos for so long that I’m actually starting to get real ones in my recommended 😭

[@traxdjmax157]

The barnes and noble shits, happens to the best of us

[@UninterestingPerson]

A shakespearean tale

[@breuxi]

There is no way, why is so accurate. The title felt like clickbait, but we got exactly what was promised, and more. 😭😭😭😭😭

[@RoseWeiVA]

Oh my god this is hilarious and not at all what I expected. I thought it was a joke! (Still listening to it right now, and it just gets funnier and funnier.) 😂

[@kquack]

damn if she held that in she genuinely would've exploded

[@user-xi8cj7wx7m]

how wholesome....

[@JT_TK]

thats definitely one way to start up a new channel😂

[@AR3S.A3P]

So much fart noises, this is too amazing, funny as shit.😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@adherentofladycolumbia725]

Excellent joke, was laughing the whole way through!

[@jonathanschwitzerlette5938]

I have found the best content genre on the Internet. MORE! The more unnecessarily specific details, the better!

[@pronto-fonto]

I’d say the date went pretty well

[@Wyst_eria]

LETS GOOO WHERE WE GOING NEXT

[@pronto-fonto]

@@Wyst_eria I think a Wendy’s honestly

[@Wyst_eria]

@@pronto-fonto fuck yeah I love wendy’s

[@pronto-fonto]

@@Wyst_eria looks like another date plan is set 🗿🗿🗿

[@JosephNichols-kz8ov]

OH GREAT HEAVENS

[@Fw.Wrathh]

okay man what the flip😭🙏

[@whiskeee]

I did not expect this in my recommendations 😭😭😭😭😭

[@20minutehotdog]

This gotta be the best one

[@fictionschmiction4478]

This is the hardest I've laughed in a while.

[@Yoki-tv4nq]

the fact that this exists is even crazier 😭

[@zeusalternative1270]

Fun fact, some people get immense need to defecate after entering an old library, is a mystery why it happens but is believed to be related to the fungi that make the old book smell. What I try to say is that the background is weirdly fitting.

[@anonymous-sus406]

My type of asmr

[@MilkaGuy]

This is amazing.

[@Breadsticksman]

RIP my sister
We were supposed to get married at the same Barnes and Noble but I was late 😔

[@fademacaw2552]

100/10 would listen while falling asleep again. this is what REAL asmr is.

[@ezekielhernandez1473]

Wow that first date was ..... Pretty shitty

[@willischocran3579]

within minutes I was holding back laughing

[@christophermoore6110]

The rabbit hole is fun

[@SHLEEB675]

What have I just watched

[@DemetriusWilliams-oe6nr]

Hell

[@Cight.]

hits hard at 2 am

[@Kol_Duneb_Uchiy]

That's not rock bottom , that's the darkest depths of the void 😭

[@BigJDawg4523]

It's hard to NOT imagine the taste of the brown water...

[@Mastdoa]

She got hit with the Wrath of Aoki

[@geekangle6110]

I know one thing though everybody is going to have pink eye after this

[@pinkguycomments69]

I feel someone got off to this, or will get off to this in the future

[@reubenchandy2052]

This made me guffaw. Very amusing

[@Mike-bl1wq]

1:23 knocked me tf out 😴

[@Darksencevious]

2:35 animal crossing

[@thisismyaltlol]

why do i actually find these funny😭😭

[@migueleocin2599]

The best i heard

[@Agent__Osiris]

Got silenced in the discord for sending this 😔 (it was worth it)

[@Wyst_eria]

Doing God’s Work

[@matthewmiller7207]

Clogged toilets? Call "Needeep N' Schitt Plumbing" today! ^^

[@rainbowpandafish]

NOT THE COLEEN HOOVER STAND

[@shinjojin]

GODDAYUM!!! What the hell did she eat!? 🤣

[@Wyst_eria]

Lots and lots of carrots.

[@Ilovepizza2903]

1:23 LOL 😂

[@viewer2546]

2:09 lmao

[@airsickairman1167]

I woke up to this.

[@riotofmodety991]

Are you proud of what you've created? ARE YOU PROUD??? THIS DISGUSTING AMALGAMATION OF AUDIO?
great work btw

[@someloserwiththesamepfpfor7168]

We sleeping good tonight

[@FuzHammer]

Where am I how did I get here why am I not leaving 😭😭😭

[@guesheon]

this might be peak

[@skinnydroe]

So cute

[@fictionschmiction4478]

The Colleen Hoover stand!!! LMAO!!

[@peanutlord983]

Crazy

[@firstescobar6863]

Everyone's got hepatitis now 🤣

[@Carpofishyboi]

Jesus… if only I was in the general vicinity. 😢

[@Calebe3322]

Omg, finally a good Gf asmr

[@ConConnection]

Subribed

[@ralatx7148]

LMAOOOOOO 😭😭😭

[@Cantbeerased7893]

yeah im ok trust............im a liar

[@midoki_takamin.x3]

"uh oh, stinky"💀💀💀