Tell Me You’ve Never Seen a Birth Without Telling Me You’ve Never Seen a Birth (clip)
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- Clipped from I’ll Spare You the Details: Chapter 24 “Backstabbed by a Dog Bowl: William’s Reign of Terror and Other Questionable Tales”
Of course Meghan went home two hours after delivery. The surrogate stayed at the hospital 😂
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In a white dress.
Lol.
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Good one ❤😂😂
I was a practicing obstetrician for over 30 years, and I delivered hundreds of babies. The only thing about this story that rings true is having to have a second epidural when the first one didn't provide adequate anesthesia. The rest is total BULL CRAP!!!
Thank you for weighing in with your professional opinion!!!!!!
Can I tell you how much I love you right now?!❤
I had the same done to me 45 years ago. I went over time and had to be induced, the end game might be a Caesarian. I got the inducer which gave me contractions but no opening, all the while I was strapped to an operating table overseen by a doctor and a midwife who administered gas when needed (which came out of the wall by the way...45 years ago). Then epidural, done by anesthesiologist...and I ended up with Caesarian. Five hours later they took out the catheter and I thought, fine, I can have a cig. Moved my legs over the bed edge, tried to stand up and fell like a dishrag to the floor....so no walking out an hour after epidural. No jumping on balls, no baths, no friendly midwife doling out laughing gas to dad (the one I had would have killed if he had tried, she found dads in birthing rooms total non sense). And then the timeline, it takes at least an hour each way from Windsor to Portland.
@karengaspardi
Can a woman get up and walk out two hours after 2 epidurals?
I'm just an old FD medic, but I thought absolutely not!
Thanks,
Peace🌎💕✨️
I had an epidural prior to a caesarean section. This is something that blocks out the pain of major abdominal surgery. You're walking nowhere within 2 hours, let alone being discharged. I have typed up hundreds, if not thousands, of discharge letters for 3 consultant obstetricians and their supporting junior medical staff. I have heard of two epidurals being administered over a certain amount of time. However, no way could she have left hospital that soon.
The Portland Hospital does NOT have 'gas and air' in canisters!! Like all modern hospitals, it's piped and never 'runs out'. What a load of.....
We know Markle wrote that 'birthing experience' because it's absurd and her references are always decades old, like her development was arrested in the 70's.
No kidding! I was thinking the same thing. I worked in hospital in the US
I had a baby in 2021, in the US. The gas was in a canister.. 🤷🏽♀️
@@RCP511 I can assure you that the Portland has had piped gas and air for at least 15 years. My grandson was born there 15 years ago this September and it was definitely piped. I would have noticed otherwise; I trained as a midwife. I'm sure you're aware that the Portland is in London, not the US.
@@jayeclements6452 yes I realize this is the UK. I’m just sharing that in my experience where I gave birth it was not piped in. Some people seem to think it’s the standard at all facilities and I just wanted to say that in my experience that was not the case.
This whole birthing story sounded like a complete fantasy
It’s another scenario from the latest Mills & Boon book. She would be calm, because she WASN’T going to give birth. Someone else was going to birth the A child.
Fuelled by laughing gas!!
Agreed - and most likely written by MM.
@@clarifyingquestions That's the most hilarious thing. She didn't even research the topic or get someone who knows a lot about giving birth to proofread it.
Harry has definite Mummy issues.
Back to Frogmore within 2 hours of a double strength epidural???? Well that's nothing Harry. I left hospital and went right back to work 2 minutes after my brain transplant! 😜🤪😜🥴🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
arold needs a brain transplant for the pea that he's got now
So you’ve had two more brains than Harry.
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Now that's funny 🤣🤣🤣
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I am a British nurse and absolutely no, we do not allow women who have just given birth to go home with in 2 hours.
There seams to be different rules for royals. Catherine went home the same day of birth
@@sjones5024 you can go home the same day here in uk!! My god you can give birth at home
@@sjones5024NOT with an epidural, and NOT with a GERIATRIC pregnancy/birth. Absolutely no way. Period.
@@ichangedmynameforyoutubegood point. If she had 2 epidurals there’s no Way she just walked out of there.
@@sjones5024..I'm retired. I would think they'd want to stay in the hospital for more than 2 hours. I'm sure Catherine probably stayed more than 2 hrs. Doctors sometimes go with circumstances. Husband has taken the laughing gas. You need to see how much the mother is bleeding. You need to see if baby's temperature is going to hold, it's not going to get cold stress. If she had an epidural I can't see her being able to go. Some women can't walk well in 2 hours. If husbands acted like him. My mom had all of us at home. I'm an older woman now. The country doctor delivered all of. Being in the home for the birth she wouldn't have had an epidural. I believe he's lying about the 2 hours. I'd believe 4 to 5 hours if epidural was done.
It's weird that Meghan had the idea to put a photo of Diana near her while birthing, but not to invite her own living mother to be there.
Markle‘s own mother isn‘t globally popular and loved, something Markle is desperate to be!
Good point.
Good point..
That comment was just a way of cashing in on Diana's legacy. Either it happened with that ulterior motive or it didn't happen at all, but was included to drag Diana back into their story.
Both of my sisters gave birth after our Mom passed and no nether had a picture beside the bed. I remember my younger sister crying immediately after she gave birth because she missed our mom . This entire story about Meghan's "childbirth" is an absolute hoax. She was there to witness the surrogate.
You cannot leave the hospital for 24 hrs after a flipping epidural 😂
I couldn't feel anything for hours after I gave birth, much less stand and walk out within an hour.
@@dukey19941 Right!! I had to wait several hours, in the LDR room, for enough feeling to come back to my legs, that allowed me to at lease stand, semi supported by a very large orderly, who assisted me into a wheelchair, while my baby was waiting in the nursery. Once I was in my room and could demonstrate I was recovered enough to walk, unaided, to the restroom, 8 ft away, was I allowed out of bed, on my own. It's been 31 years ago now so I'm not sure exactly how much time had passed before this happened but I can tell you my son was born in January at 11:30 pm and the sun was coming up before I could walk totally unassisted, so I would say probably 8 hours at least.
Agreed There is no way that she would have been able to walk after giving birth with an epidural within 2 hours nor would they let her go. And on top of it she was considered a geriatric pregnancy
As far as I know regardless they keep you in for a couple of days after giving birth. My ex wife had our daughter a Thursday evening and didn't go home till the Sunday afternoon and she didn't have any epidurals etc.
Especially at the age she was when she supposedly "gave birth". She was over 35.
Having a spinal, she would have never never never never being allowed to go home in a taxi. The ride to Frogmore was an hour? So one hour after giving birth by spinal anesthesia she is allowed to go home, complete BS!
🤣😂 NEVER 😂🤣
And in a white dress? With a bleeding himiny-hominy? Really? Who in their right mind believes this hogwash spittle? My first childbirth was a spinal anesthesia - When I woke up, the foot of the bed was elevated a foot, I had multiple ice packs from my breasts to my knees to stem the bleeding, IV's in both arms, one a unit of blood to replace blood loss, (receiving a total of 3 units of blood) totally numb from under my breasts to my toes, couldn't move my legs for love or money; and a catheter in my urethra to drain my bladder. I wasn't going ANY WHERE!!! The birth was registered as happening on Thursday, 1:09 pm, but I neither heard nor saw any of it. I asked if the baby was OK, they said yes and I fell asleep again because of the anestesia. I didn't see the wee one until 7:30 pm, (6.5 hours later) when I awoke again, this time on the mat ward and asked to see him - I wanted to count his fingers and toes to make sure he had come out all in one piece and that everything that was supposed to be there, was there. Relief - he had. I did not go home (1970) with the wee one until the following Tuesday, as I had suffered a lot of blood loss, and we both were held back for observation, as the baby got jaundiced.
Now that baby (a grown man) made a baby. My daughter-in-law had the baby in the afternoon (2002) without issues, apparently, and went home the next day with her wee one, where her mother was waiting to take care of her and baby. She had no epidural, just a natural birth, but the hospital still wanted to keep her overnight for observation for both her and baby.
She. Was. Never. Pregnant.
No kidding!
And this story proves it 😅
I can’t stand her but I have to say, the way she looked post birth when they made the first appearance makes me say there’s no way she faked it. Her face was blown up and swollen. Her body was carrying lots of fluid and her figure was shaped quite differently in the months to follow. And those last days of her public appearances her face had the puff that pregnant women have. You can’t fake that.
@@cookinginhighheels7508 Hollywood
@@cookinginhighheels7508 hormones, oral.
THE DOCTOR WHO DELIVERED LILIBET CLOSED HER PRACTICE AFTER THE CHILD WAS BORN. IT'S VERY SUSPICIOUS !
And she was a YOUNG doctor...so it wasn't that she retired.
@@user-jy3zl2vp4b I believe LILIBET was delivered through a surrogate . She was born with blue eyes and blonde hair. The Doctor disappeared after LILIBET’S birth.
You say Doctor we say Postman…special delivery
Guess it PAYS to lie...
@@joandmary0815or maybe she was scared by Rachel & Henry. I mean, she knows about the truth, the grifters don’t li the truth.. I would have moved asp , too, if I was her 😬
I'm a doctor of over 25y in the UK and a mother. This is the biggest load of nonsense I've ever heard. The story is implausible.
Harry is numb as a brick and in a state of arrested development. What a terrible and sad situation he's got himself into with that dreadful woman. It won't end well.
Love your channel. You have a fantastic way with words and are immensely entertaining. Thank you ❤
100% agree. I don’t know if it’s long term drug use, or that he has had no impetus to learn but he really is incredibly stupid.
I think Harry is still emotionally 12. I feel that when you have a terrible shock and trauma at a young age it stings your emotional growth. My family had a shocking tragedy when I was 17 and I was 17 for years. I couldn't help it, didn't like it but it took years to grow out of it. Poor Harry, in the hands of a manipulative genius.
Thank you for your input on this, Dr!
Arrested development lol🤣😂🤣😂 nailed it ❤
@@user-pj9ye6vf7fI've seen plenty of teens use marijuana in those teen years where your brain is supposed to mature...and for some reason, they never mature, they seem to stay at that undeveloped age forever..and under MMs influence, he'll only get worse and worse!!!
Remember that they have buried the remains of the miscarriage with their own hands ………
Its not hard to bury nothing
Which would have been illegal to do without a permit. Indignity to a body you can't bury a child like that.
Megan must have read a story that the couple did this. This is also someone who believes in abortion
Abortion, whether you approve of it or not, is a choice all women should be able to make. Men should not have the right to make this decision. Personally I don't feel it should be used as a contraceptive, but I don't have the right to make that judgement.
If mother and child are healthy they are allowed home very quickly. Having a nanny must also have helped with that! 🤓
Under a banyon tree....where did they find a banyon tree?
With an epidural, you are never allowed home so early. The effects of the drug, affect your legs and you can't even stand up.
Usually you only get 1 epidural. I have actually never heard of having 2.
There’s something weird about this story or maybe I should say this birth.
Plus you have to pass urine to make sure yr uretha is fine after having the catheter removed which you have in situ which is not removed straight away due to lack of feeling from the epidural. Total nonsense.
Yes ! I’ve had 3 ( one for each baby) that worked extremely well, enough that I couldn’t do much of anything for ages , let alone walk .
I question a lot of this story but I walked around and had a shower etc right after giving birth having had an epidural was just slightly wobbly. I think there’s different types I wasn’t completely numb and could feel the contractions still.
Took me 3 days to get full feeling and control over my legs. They put the epidural in, hours passed and it wasn't doing shit for pain, ended up giving me a button to push. Eventually it worked but at some point I realized I had been holding it down for an unknown amount of time 😂. But there's no way in hell you're leaving hours later. Its days and you have to poop before you can leave.
I’m actually surprised they didn’t take that picture of Diana and point it right at the Meg’s birth canal so Diana could watch. 🙄
Maybe they did…❤
They keep her hair in a blue box on the nightstand 😂
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Yikes!! Creepy...i wouldn't be surprised if she is a practicing witch. I do believe she practices the 'dark arts'.
Honestly, it sounds more like they were hanging out in the hospital room next to the one where the surrogate was giving birth.
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Yes it does , no husband or any man with his wife in labour would behave in the way he described unless in some Hollywood movie showing the hapless stereotypical husband . Secret lifts to secret rooms and then secret dashes back home . Sounds more like they received a phone call , left in the back of a van to sneak up to the mother in actual labour . When we think of those very odd pictures of the disappearing bump hanging down her knees and the look of “ what do we do m has anyone noticed “ on both their faces . Too much has gone on that doesn’t make sense . She’s an actress and has lived her Hollywood life where they think they can manipulate anyone , achieve anything they want and has an entire industry of expertise in creating fake pregnancies or anything else one can imagine .
Maybe Meg laughed because the alleged surrogate was in pain and Harry was out of it.
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Completely this!
Yes, she was bouncing on the purple ball not the surrogate
Yes, 💯 👍
The same thing occurred to me. Yes!
Honestly, this boy, harry, is an utter embarrassment. His account is pure fantasy as others are saying ...
I trained as a midwife in the UK (and have done a couple of shifts at the Portland as an agency nurse in the scbu) and if things happened as he says, there are clear concerns on several points. Let's just take that nonsense about someone helping themself to a drug meant for the patient. If that happened the hospital should be investigated.
Mothers in active labour are never left unattended, even more so when the labour has had to be induced.I
He's a nut case.
Aren’t all drugs accounted for in the UK? How can he inhale an entire bottle of laughing gas and no one noticed? Also mothers with an epidural in their spine are not allowed to bounce on balls or get into a tub of water. I swear he watched a few episodes of Call the Midwife to get this birth story!
It happens.
My ex did it when I was in labor with our first. 😒
They allow u to have gas and air when u are in a lot of pain. And they do leave you alone. A lot. NHS in S.E. London
@@notsurewhattobelieve2990 There is no way a high profile birth mother would be left alone for an instant !
@@pmready950 She likely wrote it, he was still looking for his crayons ...
It's not a conspiracy! That moon bump was all over the place!😆
Facts. The only conspiracy is why the MSM isnt highlighting it!
If it wasn't fake then little Archie is the first child to have tried (and nearly succeeded) in running away from home before birth and loved to tell the tale. He made it all the way to his "mother's" knees before she stopped him when she was wearing that red and purple get up.
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If there’s ever a question about whether someone is an addict or not, when you can’t pass up using laughing gas-and it’s for your own pregnant wife’s comfort during labor-100% Addict.
Total fiction
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And said wife being a "complete sport" about said drug use that "she laughs and rolls her eyes with a smile". Like...whaaaat in theee absolute haaaaail?? Hawwy may as well say "in the delivery room, Megs & I managed to take stock and inventory of what 'good' pharmaceuticals was within reach. Maybe if we played our cards right, we'd leave with a plethora of 'goodies' (both cadged & prescribed)...a veritable feast of drugs to enjoy at home...".
There’s no way Meghan was home after 2hrs. Of having a baby.
@@Foggy_Til_Noon I thought that same thing. “Oh you silly rascal, go ahead and get high as a kite while I’m in labor. You should have some fun and then sleep it off while I’m pushing our baby out!” WTH is right!
She would never have missed the opportunities to tell the world every boring detail…..worst morning sickness ever/way worse than Catherine’s, every pound she gained, every perfectly healthy, vegan meal she ate, every little kick. etc. And don’t you just know we’d have seen an artful, nude cover shot a la Beyoncé…..at least with Lili in the States. She’d have merched every single item of clothing she wore. Every baby gift and how much it cost. Just my opinion though.
I agree. Silence! no way a 1st time geriatric mother! Especially a royal birth…Meghan cannot resist a photo of herself.
Not to mention the money shot: standing on the steps with baby, probably wearing a replica of Diana's dress
And a gluten-free, vegan pregnancy & baby food cookbook! 🤣
Good point - thankfully we have been 'spared' all that!!
Agreed!!
2 epidurals and home after 2 hours? Yeah, right.
The were back home after 2 hours, the surrogate wasn't 😂
@@moni1383 Right, the surrogate wasn't ...
An epidural numbs everything below your waist. After the baby is born, my doctor had me lie on my back in my room and NOT lift my head for 8 hours or I would get a monstrous headache. Yet, M walked out of the hospital 2 hours after giving birth? That’s a miracle!
Yeah they used to call them saddle blocks but I guess it got time to use different terminology. That has happened a lot.
Not a miracle ... it's a LIE.
True I had one topped up when I'd to have a emergency C section
@@robinfriess1661I’ve had 4 epidurals. It all depends on what drug they put in your epidural. I had morphine, and had no restriction like that. No headache.
It's BS!!!💩💩💩💩
I don't offend easily, but this story from Spare *REALLY* offends me. I, too, was a geriatric pregnancy when I had my daughter at 37, I was a week overdue, I had an epidural, they offered a hand mirror to watch myself give birth, and the cord wrapped around my daughter's neck on the way out. Here is specifically where I call bullshit.
1) *At no point* once I started my 28 hour labor, outside of maybe the first couple of hours when I was still figuring out how contractions worked so I could properly time them (since I had zero Braxton Hicks), did I laugh. If you've ever gone a week overdue, you know just how uncomfortable it is and how truly miserable you are.
2) I was offered the option of having a hand mirror early on that *a nurse would hold for me* because it is logistically impossible for a woman in the middle of giving birth to hold a hand mirror while she's in the process of pushing a human being out of her cooter. I declined, because I really was not that interested in how my lady parts looked at that point in time.
3) Is he suggesting that they should have left the lights off while they were *sticking a needle into his wife's spine???* Because no, they are not going to leave the lights off to preserve your mood. *After* I got my epidural they dimmed the lights for me, but I was very grateful they were more interested in seeing what they were doing than they were in the mood.
4) Epidurals are also documented to slow down labor, so I *highly* doubt the doctor was back after a mere 2 hours and she was ready to go. Just - no. My birthing class was very pro-natural childbirth and they ran through all the downsides of an epidural. Slowing or even stopping labor was a big one.
5) Maybe it's different in the UK, but in the US if they give you an epidural they hook you up to a fetal monitor because they drugs can slow down the labor (see point #4) but it can also affect the baby's heart rate. It is therefore, obviously, important that they monitor the baby for any signs of distress, *ESPECIALLY* if you're a geriatric pregnancy and overdue.
6) *BECAUSE* I was on a fetal monitor, I knew *BEFORE* I started pushing that something was going on with my daughter. It wasn't pushing her head out and then suddenly realizing the cord was wrapped around her neck strangling her. The doctors were very aware something was happening because her heart rate plummeted. Lucky me, my doctor was in the process of training a fleet of residents that day, and I had already talked to the eight or so random strangers who were doing rounds with her, but had asked that it just be my doctor, nurses, husband, and mother-in-law in the room with me when it was time to push. That all went out the window when the fetal monitor started indicating that all was not well. I'm not going to say my healthcare team panicked, because they didn't, but I could *feel* the way the room shifted. My husband, thank God, was too busy wondering why the top of my daughter's head looked like a raisin to notice that everyone, including all eight-ish residents who were now watching me spread eagled on the birthing table, were very, very concerned. Fortunately I was fully dilated, and when the doctor said "Push now," I pushed with everything I had.
7) I did, in fact, tear myself open quite badly (third degree tear, took two years to fully recover from), but the doctor was much less concerned about that than the fact that my daughter was being strangled. I also didn't really care in the moment what might happen to me and got her out in two pushes, so quickly that her head came out perfectly round. The cord was wrapped so tightly around her neck that in spite of the epidural, I could feel them tugging as they strained to get it up and off of her giant dome because, you know, she was still attached to the placenta. Her being "tangled" in the umbilical cord was a *major* concern for all involved. They certainly were not considering suddenly taking me in for a c-section once she was in the birth canal, and they weren't all, "Yeah, don't worry about it, everything is fine" when it wasn't.
8) Since my daughter strangled herself, there was a flurry of activity afterward as she wasn't breathing. I didn't notice this because they rushed to get the placenta out and then there were *three* doctors - my OB/GYN and two residents - stitching me up, but apparently at some point my husband demanded that the nurses on the other side of the room "make her breathe" while I was being distracted by the staff trying to put my ground hamburger vag back together. There is no way on earth we could have walked out of the hospital two hours after having a baby who nearly died in the last few minutes of a very, *very* long and tiring labor. That is just not a chance they were going to take with either of us given my age and the complications we encountered.
Literally nothing about Harry's story rings true, except him getting high off laughing gas. That I can 100% believe.
@@ln3804 The only way I'm willing to believe *any* of this happened to them is if he was so high off the laughing gas that he doesn’t really remember Archie's birth and he's pieced together how he thinks the day went based off of what other people told him was going on while he was too stoned to be of any use.
Exactly my thoughts too🤣they are such a joke 🤣
What delivery, she had a hysterectomy at about 29 !
Thanks for sharing your experience. What bothers me (didn't bother you?) is the fact that they did not take you in for the C- section the moment they suspected any danger to the baby (not waiting so many hours). I hope all is good for you and your daughter!!! Blessings!
This is the most EPIC SLAPDOWN EVER. You rock, Mama Bear….
POOR SUROGATE HAVING TO PUT UP WITH THEM
You can't have epidurals that close together, you cannot walk or even get out of bed to go to the washroom with an epidural.
I couldn’t even feel my legs after an epidural let alone stand up.
These two think we are all as stupid as they are.
They can’t even tell a believable lie .
There are epidurals called walking epidurals where the dose is much lighter and wears off so you can push more effectively
I was told that if I didn't take the epidural within a certain time frame, then I couldn't get it at all. It'd be dangerous. So 2 in that short time frame seems questionable.
I walked and had a shower right after giving birth having had an epidural, was a bit wobbly but was fine. Couldn’t have imagined going home an hour or so later though. You generally have to wait in the UK to see they’re feeding, you’re both ok they’ve passed their first poo, had a hearing test etc
Same in usa
Thanks for your outstanding review of this fictional story!
My pleasure! 😆
Labor and delivery nurse here. Cord around the neck isn’t unusual. The person delivering usually just slips the cord over the head. During this maneuver you definitely don’t push. The mom breathes/ puffs… until the cord is slipped around. Other stuff about Harry’s story is nonsense. But what would one expect coming through a Harry filter?
My niece's birth was like that.
I was trying to help my sister pant through the pain whilst the midwife put her fingers inside her and slipped the cord away from her neck and over her head.
Then my sis carried on pushing.
All calm, collected and very professional. No drama.
Agree im a uk midwfe nuchal cords are far from unusual and i often dont slip over babys kinda flip as they slide out so cord fine.plus all that * jelly* around cord is there to prevent massive compression of the cord vessels.
With my second child I had an epidural and it only lasted about 30-45 minutes. The contractions were very intense. The nurse called for the anesthesiologist and he said no, too soon.
This whole story is ridiculous!! How can people support these losers?
Very few do which is why they employ and use millions of bots both human and machine models 😂
She was never pregnant.
She had those epidurals but then was home within 2 hours, but their cottage is an hour's drive away from the hospital. This is all complete rubbish.
Such liars! And they don't even bother to do research! 😆😆😆
I highly doubt any doctor in all of the UK
1. would take the risk of having one of the royals bouncing on a ball to speed up delivery
2. A female over 35 would be considered high risk pregnancy
Nice one megain your script writing training has failed you, please ask for a refund.
Aww! xD
Yes, lmao 😂
I was 42, a week overdue and went into hospital to be induced.
I was bouncing on a ball 🤷♀️
You start off labor however you can.
@@lisaharris926 I wanted to avoid being induced at all costs. When the midwife started making noises about it I spent an evening on my hands and knees scrubbing all my carpets. That did the trick nicely!
You can tell right there she didn't do her homework about pregnancy and birth.
megs never does homework, on anything. That's why she is a failure.
“Chewing on a chicken leg and sucking on gas” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am 💀
Caveman Hawwy is such a Feminist Husband & Girl Dad🙄🙄
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THINK THEY R BOTH WATCHING A SURROGATE
Once a drug addict, always a drug addict.
That’s not true for everyone. It may be for Harry, but other people do work hard at their recovery.
A body guard is not Door Dash food delivery service! While Harry says they need security, they clearly don't respect the people assigned to protect them.
No didnt they but treat them as fetch for me you dogs on legs, i want a coffee, i want bugger bloody hell you forgot chip you know the wife so into chicken how could you forget now go fetch. Its the iip what she wants the above her egg her on,pay her,its for her definately not him or security, what they hang around near to them, see up to,who comes goes even,no way wants that part, evil intents,no good nobody,all their lives bludgers using others why caused so much strife with RFstaff abuse them,so they go away crying walk. As if they need think,her setsup being hounded is laughable no ppl just paid camers man paid to flash camera lights,as if hounded as if media care. Its so pathetic bad,&to think fool us.
Agree! I’ve heard on other channels, that MM would send body guards out to fetch her takeaways, coffee etc 🤨
and while he was gone what did Harry do for security??
@@vallee3140well now we know his security fears can easily be allayed by the promise of take-out chicken, so no need for expensive world-wide security. Hope this is considered by the home-office. Who would bring into a maternity birthing room an outside possible contamination from strangers hands? An hrs drive there, an hrs drive return, two hrs birthing with two epidurals. All sounds very suss. No one noticed...everything was a secret...very suss.
@@missmarplesapprentice5219 the whole story is dubious, the truth will out eventually.
There’s no way, if Meghan really did give birth, that she would be calm. She would be an absolute nightmare
She'd be making demands and throwing bedpans and Harry would be screaming "what Meghan wants, Meghan gets!"
Um, but she's been just that all along.
This is a montage of fantasy and the surrogates experience
Never heard of a hospital, private or public, allowing anyone use any sort of gas that is there for the mother! What a plonker!!!
My daughter's father used the gas
It does happen.
My ex used the gas and air when I was in labor.
He was a dickhead too.
Crap....maternity hospitals have piped nitrous oxide plus what he was doing allegedly is illegal.....where was the midwife in all this
Yeh I thought too the cylinder ran out?
It will be amazing when the truth is finally revealed.
If ever Andrew. There has been SO MUCH CORRUPTION & so, so many cover ups in all the nations ... that I wonder if the truth about this faked pregnancy will ever be exposed/revealed to the public.
The nurse laughed - I don’t believe it . This is a film script.
It's the sending security out for Nandos that gets me.
So who was protecting them when the body guards were on a food run for Harry?
They use their staff so badly outside their actual role.
@@clarifyingquestions exactly. Harry would be in hysterics on the laughing gas as the kidnappers rush in.
Really paints the picture of someone in fear for their life, eh?
@@clarifyingquestions Yes ! Not so worried about your security, when your tummy is rumbling eh Baby Harry ?
Sounds like a movie script Meg wrote. She lives in a movie.
No woman about to give birth would allow her husband to eat Nandos in front of her. Women can't eat during labour and would be very pissed off at any man who did!
This is what they did in one room, while someone else was giving birth in the next.
Why else haven't we had a birthing book by Meghan by now?
My now ex husband ate the hospital lunch that had been delivered for me. Obviously I wasn't allowed to eat, and when I realised what he was doing, I *did* laugh. However I had just had an epidural and was revelling in the absence of pain!
Oh don't give her another idea birthing book !!!
Yeah, I had four babies, two with epidurals and two without. The epidural does not make the shaking and actual feeling of giving birth go away, NO WAY would I have been able to hold a mirror. Complete BS.
He was absolute that he did not want to give any details about the birth and yet went on to write a book that included the story of the birth.
Lol. Isn't it ironic ... and of course, he did make money off the telling.
Good point
No one walks out of hospital after two epidurals
She had an epidural? Would have to stay in for bladder movement and bowel movement. And test for nerve damage. She couldn't have had either a baby or an epidural and his story to be true.
Epidural actually paralyzed you from the waist down. It also takes hours to wear off. I remember when I had one during labor and thinking, if the building catches on fire, I would be stuck in that bed. No way she got home in two hours after that.
She did if the surrogate had the baby - only sane explanation ...
@@lisawilson7549 My doctor said to lay flat on my back after epidural or I’d get a severe headache. Can’t remember how long. Maybe just til the paralysis wore off?
I don't know how they do things in England. But I worked in hospitals, nursing homes and did private duty for 31 years. I was raised around hospitals and Doctors my mother having been a Registered Nurse for over 50 years. If MM went through all that, they would not have discharged her two hours after the birth of Archie. There is no way on Earth that would have happened.
And they were home at Frogmore in two hours - Portland Hospital is almost an hour away...
With my first child my waters broke and 24 hrs later I still hadn't gone into labour so was taken down and induced. I had my daughter 2 half hours later. When she was born the cord was around her neck and I certainly wasn't told to push I was told to pant until they moved the cord from her neck, so where Harry is getting that from I have no clue but it certainly isn't true. As for epidurals, you get 1 and not 2 within hours of each other and you don't get to leave the hospital 2 hours after giving birth. You have no feeling in your lower body so certainly can't walk down to a secret lift or to the car. The hospital would be sued if they let a patient still having effects from an epidural to leave. Honestly why can't these to stick to facts. Also at the unveiling of their son Harry slipped up and said they change so much in the first two weeks, but Archie was only a day old so why would he say that???
That’s a wild “mistake” to make!
On the day of Archie’s unveiling Meghan’s moon bump is sitting on her left hip. What’s with that? Yes your “tummy” hasn’t contracted yet but it doesn’t shift side to side! Sloppy work H&M, sloppy!!!
Exactly I just writ that too, his first lying for her,to the public,what a lying ass pair of them. Oh my how could any1 read this bk. load of well theres many expletives for it, one could use with this faking deluded pack of boring. So has she ever told, science how werent they crashing down doors,media wanting to get this new greatest story ever of babies between knee,a uterus collaspes, fell between knees&sits till birth, how she survived it, managed it how able to walk live it,how did the uterus not dry out shrivel up and just die. Oh this amazing once in a life time news event story that she missed the photo cameras on her, with this phenomena. Oh please Sth.Park how not show us her he,& a baby betweens knees last weeks. Hahahah hilarious laughing stock to world they are yet act, that photo still some ppl KC wants us to believe, oh please near middle age woman behaves like a bloody teenager we meant suck it up& put up,let the poor dim witted prince needs attention give him this fame, as he was just handed very serious military medals,but he so clueless about seriousness of military, just been faking it for yrs. about serving and ranks,the meaning respect to those who have had served and died, lying to ppl for yrs.have howKC deceived the ppl about his dimwitted son,about military bc most unless there dont know inside, what who did he marry,that there are kids or not KC , does need clean up confess, as the dirty laundry thats been sitting for way far too long ready for the rubbish as sits far too long and mouldy.
I wish someone would do a video analysis (in slo-mo) of the oddball movements and positioning of the bump. I’ve never been pregnant so it’s hard for me to see what people are talking about.
He’s stating they left two hours after giving birth??! Seriously?! Maybe in the backwoods of never Neverland certainly not in a real hospital. No doctor or midwife would allow a patient to up and leave that quickly.
OMG everything about that birth story just doesn’t seem real. A hospital grade nitrous tank, 2 epi’s, cord around the neck and she was ok so walk out in 2 hours? Come on. Plus I heard talk that Portland never had any record of them, and she gave birth at home?
I heard that she didn’t give birth at home but neither did she give birth at either of the two private hospitals in London. The Portland where she claims to have gone to denied any Royal birth on that date.
Exactly! We all know if they were there SOMEONE would have spilled the beans . No keeping that quiet .
Within an hour even, as Frogmore cottage is about an hour drive away. She is magical, remember. ;)
Markle's Dad said Markle had a hysterectomy when she was 28.
That is a myth as he has asked repeatedly and publically to see his grandchildren!
@@ruthmaier755it may be a myth but the reason you cited doesn’t suggest so. He can consider he children his grandchildren whether or not she gave physical birth to them
So did her ex husband and brother... infections because of STDs. Yuk
@@sarahbartlett1196 no one said this!
No woman may leave the hospital within two hours of giving birth, not even without having an epidural. And this would be after her first childbirth? 🤔
I waltzed into hospital and had the baby 45 mins later(around 10am), no pain relief whatsoever. Even I spent the night and left the following day.
I’ve had 6 children, all were induced. I had an epidural with the last one and I was in overnight, with baby numbers 3&4 I was out same day but I was an experienced mother, no stitches, no epidural. She’s a geriatric mother, she claims to have had a water birth AFTER and epidural. It’s not true, not even in her dreams.
I’m sure the surrogate had to stay to be monitored.
@@TheTutu1000 There is no way Meghan had a water birth, geriatric or not. She is so full of shizznit.
You can leave within hours after a normal straightforward drug free birth if you and the baby are well. At least in New Zealand you can. Having said that, you’d be pushing it to be only a couple of hours. In my experience (ex midwife), by the time you’ve checked everyone over, made cups of tea, the mother has had a shower and all the paperwork has been done, it’s more like 3 hours before the family leaves the hospital
We certainly don't need any laughing gas with this hilarious story.
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It’s all BS. Those two has the biggest liars. Unbelievable.
All sounds like rubbish to me. When this new baby was shown to the press, H said how much the baby had changed in two weeks. Two weeks?
If cord is tangled around baby then pushing is the last thing that should be encouraged. This story is written by two people that have never given birth or been present at a birth.
The word on the street was...the baby was delivered...by cab...
The delivery story sounds like a Lifetime movie😅
No record of the birth at the hospital
Bought by our body guards - if the body guards are supposed to be protecting you, then how do they leave you alone to go get your food? Re Diana pic - that is an example of how MM uses his mom. It is one thing for Harry to think of it ( no judgement) BUT MM thinking of it is an example of how she manipulates him where he is most vulnerable.
Exactly on what surface would Diana's pic have been placed? Delivery rooms are rather sparse and focussed on doing just that: delivering babies, not making the room into a shrine to Harry's mother ...
What nurse/ hospital would allow a non patient to use supplies, especially gas!
The tanks of gas and air were attached to a pipe in the wall when I gave birth. I remember saying to the Midwife I was worried there wouldn't be any left. The Midwife laughed at me and said not to worry that wouldn't be possible because it was piped in. Also I had an epidural with my son. It isn't possible to leave hospital an hour after an epidural, I don't think I could even walk!
You mean they didn’t give you a tank like the propane tank you attach to you backyard barbecue grill? It’s all a made up story. Problem is H doesn’t know enough l and d stories to hear they pipe gas in like the natural gas that heats your house or lights on your stove. They also pipe in oxygen should the mother or infant need it. I swear it sounds like he watched some Call the Midwife and made up the rest of the story. The real question is why make up a story if she actually gave birth? Isn’t it easier to say what happened? Unless nothing happened. If they had a surrogate he wouldn’t witness the birth.
I think they're describing the surrogate....they grabbed the baby and went home like thanks bye
10:26 It isn't about which country...its about Meg...what Harry didn't even write about, because they are so humble, is that not only did she leave the hospital two hours after giving birth, but, later that day, she popped over to Botswana and breast fed some starving children 😵💫
Hahahaha
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@@marywrobel3781 😁
Hahahaha
Harry should have done more research before writing this fiction.
She was never pregnant.
Also there's no way they would let the father anywhere near the gas and air during labour
I disagree, as my husband kept taking the gas off me to gollop it himself and I recall the nurse asking from the other side of the screen if the contractions were coming quicker, while my husband just stood there off his face. Just like everything else in our marriage, it was all about him !!
@@vickiesmith5081 he should have been stopped from doing that then.
“Chewin’ on a chicken leg, taking all the gas..”😂😂😂So poetic and lyrical like “nibbling’ on sponge cake watching the sun bake..”
Nibblin' on bacon, chewin' on cheese."
It's muskrat love. Or maybe just rat love.
All those tourists covered in oil.🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 I love that song. ….margaritaville. Jimmy Buffin, I think.
@@carmeldeakin2456 It's by The Captain & Tennille - Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam 🤣🎶🐿️🐿️🦫🦫
He must have been high to dream up this story.
I love your videos, I’m in tears laughing at your “interpretations” of these two douchebags.
No you can’t have 2 epidurals. No you can’t have an emergency c-section when the baby is crowning. The whole “tangled” comment is ridiculous. Also being induced is no joke, it’s painful from the time they give you oxytocin. She wasn’t bouncing on a damn purple ball.
She was never pregnant. Nothing will ever change my mind.
I agree with everything you say except about the 2 epidurals. I did, in fact, have 2 epidurals with my last child. I've had 5 children. Everything else he says is BS to the extreme.
The Duke Douchebag was probably stoned & Duchess Douchebag…well who the hell knows. Maybe it will be in her
memoirs…
Definitely a load of bull , sure way to disable or unalive your child is to give a big push while the cord is around its neck , it’s like they listened to a few friend’s stories then mashed them together
I agree with you.
@@lilyliz3071 the only birthing stories Harry might have heard or seen was when his polo ponies gave birth 😹😹😹
As a written in his own words, Harry has been too cavalier in recounting a birth delivered from the body of his wife. It clearly wasn't Meghan. Hospital discharge and returning home within a couple of hours of an epidural procedure is absolutely not ever a done thing, let alone administered twice which would significantly increase side affects, recovery time and hospital stay.
Nothing resonates as true, a new father witnessing his the mother of his first son would never be as removed and underwhelmed at the sense of the ocaission.
Its all really off, its not feeling right. 🇦🇺
You mean rather than sitting in the corner eating chicken and helping himself to prescription medication? He makes himself sound like some sort of demented goblin. Deeply immature, unpleasant man.
Of course she was calm. She is just so perfect
She had an epidural, which deadens feeling from below the waist and the hospital released her within 2 hours? After an injection into the spine? Really?
CANT MOVE YOUR LEGS FOR 4 HRS THATS CRAZY AND A LIE
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If the cord is wrapped around the baby's neck, the mom is NEVER told to push as that could cause the umbilical cord to wrap more tightly around the baby's neck. A mom who has had an epidural as Harry claims the wife had, there's no way she could or should walk two hours after delivery! I call BS on this entire birth story, none of it makes sense.
My son's umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck and it was dramatic. They took several blood samples from his head to check his oxygen levels. They had to do something to untangle the thing and in order to do it all they had to turn off my epidural and I had a natural birth. Afterward, I finally noticed that there were at least 6 interns observing - as this is a learning opportunity. They each shook my hand as they exited their lesson.
I wasn't laughing, I was in pain. I hated my husband
I was screaming!! You did this to me!!!
LOL! And I bet he wasn't even waving FRIED CHICKEN In your FACE, like Harry ostensibly was...
I say "ostensibly" because of course, I believe that Meghan was NEVER PREGNANT, at least, not by Ginger Haz-No-Balls! xD
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I told mine to f off I certainly wasn't laughing
I’ve been on the receiving end, trying to be attentive, mopping her brow etc etc I still got screamed at😂😂😂
I am an RN, still on the fence about this birth story. Here’s why guys. It is possible Portland hospital has birthing balls and tubs. It is possible Nutmeg had two epidurals, and it is possible that she demanded to be stretchered out of there with a private duty doctor and/or nurse for the next day or so. This is Diva Megsy. This is a level of service that few realize exists. She could sign a release and leave with suitable attendants. She is in charge at all times, remember. She wanted to have a home birth but was overdue, so forced to go to hospital. She is just the type to leave AMA (against medical advice). They both wanted control over the press. Harry, because he hates them, Megsy because she has to control everything, hence the secrecy. The laughing gas story? Effed up, but could have happened. He is that immune from normal consequences.
Thank you for this comment! I very much wondered about this too…no “normal” person could have had this experience but it seemed possible given it was a celebrity experience.
She would have said they had special treatment if they had. She wants everyone to know just how special she’s treated. She’s had other children and this baby seemed to be conceived extremely easily and at her age, it all seems a little far fetched. Her father says she now can’t have children. Who knows?!
@@mstawksalot5141I conceived easily 4 times in my 30s, but MeAgain's claims of 3 or 4 rapid-fire conceptions after 35 seem improbable.
I’m sure that you are right that Meghan could have been discharged with a medical team and have left hospital on a stretcher BUT that is not how Harry tells it…..although who can believe anything which comes out of Harry’s mouth these days.
Harry is a stranger to the truth 😅
If the baby had the cord around its neck they wouldn't say push ...after giving birth it's usually 6 hrs before you go home...epidural numbs everything waist down i couldn't stand on my own 2 feet for more than 2hrs after let alone go home
I had one baby in the UK and back then in 93 you stayed for three days after. My second was born in Sweden and it was the same but I suppose if I’d insisted I could have left earlier.
I’ve had three babies. I’ve used gas and air, epidural and probably some bad language to produce them. At no stage would I have found it amusing to have a man child behaving like an idiot in the room. Hand mirror?! Ffs! What a pair of story tellers they are! An embarrassment to the UK. She hasn’t given birth. No way would they be allowed to leave that soon.
I'm a retired nurse. I have OB experience, and Half-Wit's story is a load of horse manure. This is a FANTASY or poorly researched movie script. They really do think people are stupid. HE's LYING.
Tangled in pubic hair. 😂😂😂😂 First thought that came to mind.
Ok i bout split my sides cos I thought the same as you!! Lol
Honestly, mine too 🤣
It's bloody hilarious lol olol
🤣 narcle should have had a Brazilian rather than an epidural
@@johnhynds941 love it lolol
You would be able to get up if someone else had the epidural! 😆😂🤣
Harry is extremely immature. He gets so emotionally worked up by what complete strangers (media) say. He is most definitely emotionally stunted.
His wife is in labor and he’s so selfish. Sitting in the corner eating, and giggling but then to admit that he doped up on laughing gas?
Harry writes that the picture of his mother was Meghan‘s idea, interesting, is she using that as an emotionally controlling tool?
As adults there are times, particularly intimate times, when you do not want pictures of your parents (dead or alive) in that moment…
Thank you for reading that mess and sharing! I love your humor and your discernment of situations and events is extremely intelligent and insightful!!
You don't need gas for removal of a moon bump
There's an emotional remove to how this story is told too - they are both watching, laughing, ordering food - which makes me feel that they are observing someone else giving birth without much emotional involvement. A paid minion. It has a similar feel to that ridiculous miscarriage story M wrote (heavily lifted from another writer). A sort of remove from the action and trying to show snippets in a cheesy writing-for-the-screen way.
Sick, disturbing but hilarious. So many things in this story are absurd. I actually laughed out loud 😂
An anesthesiologist comes in Harry writes off goes the music on goes the lights....reminds me of that hand clap game I played as a child... in comes the doctor, in comes a nurse, in comes lady with the alligator purse, out goes the doctor, out goes the nurse, out goes the lady with the alligator purse. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OH my GOSH!~ That game sounds so familiar, but... Unfortunately, I am having trouble recalling anything about my childhood, other than some silly camp songs I learned!❤
The reason the photo of Diana is weird is because of HOW MEAN SHE IS TO HER FATHER!! Her lack of consistency reveals shes wholly unsentimental and totally a weirdo. Plus usually you stay for at least overnight just to make sure the baby is eating and gaining, 2 hrs sounds very suspect but what do you expect from a guy high on laughing gas. Plus 'Archie' was Georges code name for security purposes. So weird.
Especially since the baby was such a high risk birth - cord around the neck - there’s no way that she would have gone home that early
The photo was taken on another day because H&M said it was too much traffic in front of the A&E (ER). However on Portland hospital where the alleged "birth" took place they haven't got an A&E entrance. It's a maternity hospital, nearly all Royal births has been done there. With total transparency of who the doctors, midwives and nurses were. The Birth Certificate says Portland hospital but is typewritten and Harry hasn't signed it. No personnel or ward are mentioned and the only signature is from a registrar at the Council office. I don't believe that birth certificate is real, it looks faked.
Lilibet's birth is even weirder, and a birth certificate without signatures. Type written. Signed only by a registrar but has even fewer facts than Archie's BC.
Why is this important?
Really not if they were private persons and has used surrogate mothers or adopted the babies!
But according to British law they aren't allowed any titles at all if they are Surrogacy babies or adopted babies. Not even if they have Harry’s DNA and Meghan's DNA. Because a Royal has to be born out of a Royal body!
Omg, your descriptive re-tellings are h I l a r I o u s ! “Labor is hard enough without some fool in the corner licking chicken grease off his fingers while laughing into a handkerchief …”. I can see it so clearly!!!
A cord around the neck, nuchal cord, you aren't going to push even if you really need to. They are going to tell you to stop until the doc removes the cord.
I had an epidural, and when it began to wear off and i asked for more, i was told its too early for a second dose, i had to wait. I understand that an epidural extends the labor, mine lasted 30 hours. This year he turns 30, my oh my, how time flies.
If this story about the "birth" is in any way accurate, how did "medical professionals" who I'm sure would have been in attendance for as serious a procedure as this allow them to get away with such crazy behavior?
Cos they get away with everything.
Recollections may vary, especially when you don't remember all the lies you've told
I was listening in the car and could barely see the road because I was rolling my eyes so much! These two are ridiculous! 🤦🏻♀️ I gave birth 3 times and my experiences were nothing like Haz’s description.
Excuse me...? A hand mirror...? For goodness sake, just take the moonbump away and wait until the baby is brought into you... You can't even tell a good lie... 😂😂😂
Shit like this does happen. 🤭
I was sweatily trying to push out my second child and my midwife offered me a freaking mirror.
Why the hell would I want to look at my stretched to the max poonani?
Hell no.
Just let me get this baby out of me!!
How much chicken do these vegetarians actually eat? Eating chicken in the delivery room while your wife is in labour? They also have pet “rescue” chickens in their yard, but every weekend Meg is roasting a chicken!! Out of the frying pan and into the roasting fire - sorry little chickens. Maybe she just gave birth to a chicken egg! I’m afraid this story rings as true as as all the other changing stories they’ve given us. Those two can’t even lie straight in bed! 😮
I've had 2 epidurals ( 2 kids ) & during my 2nd epidural they increased the medication in the catheter & my left leg was so numb I couldn't walk until the following day. No way she had epidural & left within 2 hours of giving birth.