Reverse Plummet | ep. 107 - Lifeline
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Today, we're talking Rod Smart, people who out other peoples' Tourette's, theories about Aaron Eckhart, strategies for resting bitch face, the appropriate and acceptable distance to say hello to someone else, and how to be friends with weirdos.
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0:00 Slurricane & Rod Smart
15:54 Tourette's Outers
21:28 Vacations vs. Trips
29:51 Resting Bitch Face & Aaron Eckhart
37:22 Kids moving...in?
42:05 Teacher pointers & how to decide on kids
48:41 Duplex Dreck™
51:56 Being friends with weirdos
56:26 Wassup distance - Komedie
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LAUNCH
🎶We are here watching lifeline on a sundaaaayyyyyy lord have mercyyyyyyy 🎶
Did someone get some color during teeball have merrrrcyyy
None of these are sins? Please forgive us for thinking we got the joke but in actuality we didn't and now we are bombing via the CZcams comment section lord have mercccyyyyy 🗣
Dude the Lord isn't real, therefore there's no mercy to have.
@JEH45 it's interesting how actually unsure of that you are. Also you long for purpose and want to find something solid to turn to.
Meeerrrrrrrcyyyyyyyy
Matt’s immediate “BOOOO” to Chis going to stagecoach absolutely solidified my love for him lol.
The two of you making each other laugh and just chatting is the best!
I agree
9:19 Chris would crack up playing LA Noire on Twitch 😂 seeing him react to suspects facial expressions while interrogating them would be hilarious.
The Return of The Flex Avenue now seeee
"you'll know when I've got it, because I'll be done" with the gentle tap. sweet brothers 💙💙
Girl at 21:29 killed it with that. Th most D’Elia-style thought experiment I’ve heard on here. They loved it.
Hey dudes. The color of your shirts is too close. CHANGE EMMMMMM
It's fresh avocado vs avocado after two minutes
Actually it’s national Bobby Lee day. They’re just paying their respects.
😂😂😂😂
Matts shirt definitely started out the same color as Chris’s in 1994
We need bing bong hats 🤣
Reverse Plummit got me good 😭😭
"Well, actually Hurricane is by The Click. E-40 was was one of three members." - Chris' nerd character 🤓
The Aaron ackhart bit had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣 this kind of stuff is my favorite stuff, too, Chris. Love you both.
The matching shirts is pimpin 1 and pimpin 2
As I watched this episode I reverse plummeted into laughter and joy
wearing shoes with the outline of another dudes hat and glasses? he automatically gets to rail you
Love Matt’s BING BONG hat:) We need some BING BONG merch!🦩
Limitless was great movie was smart and rewatchable. Loved it
Matt’s shirt collar :
Hi my name is Matt’s shirt collar and I’m an alcoholic
You just know that shirt’s the softest, comfiest thing ever. Have another one, Matt’s shirt collar.
Cheers!
Feel like I haven't heard spin move in awhile, and so we now have reverse plummet
The trip or vacay chick absolutely nailed it! Great submission!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
iiiiiii watched the entire episode while sitting on the toilet lord have merrrcyyyyyyyy
Bro that's 1 full hour on the shitter? Definitely get them insides checked my baby
Praise God
on Chris saying yous have lived comedy, this podcast is literally like being in jr high together, hanging out on a Saturday night in yer basement watching loveline and drinking too much mountain dew. you can feel the sense of humor has been fostered since this exact situation... maybe not evolved, per se, but fostered since.
☺️🤙🆗🆒
edit: Matt, it's past your bedtime, and yer brother won't tell on you that you stayed up as long as you keep being funny.
57:25 I have the solution for the long distance greeting question.
Keep your shoulders back, head high, eyes forward or looking at file folders.
1. When eye contact is made, a simple nod of acknowledgment is done.
2. When you see the whites of their eyes and they're about 12 feet in front of you, say "Hi / What's up / Funny seeing you here, etc"
You'll have to realize that essentially communicating twice is the best option, but both times need to be different. No waving.
With the Tourette’s guy, if a friend introduces you like that to a bunch of girl at a bar just say something along the lines of “yeah and this is Josh he’s a shitty human being” or a funnier version of that to make him look bad 😂
Sundays have slowly became my favorite day ❤️
100 percent.
REVERSED PLUMMIT is crazzyyyyyy...new favorite saying LMAOOOO
Chris's hair is 10/10! ❤
The Aaron Eckhart bit made me laugh almost as hard as the disagree police
The Aaron Eckhart thing was hilarious 💀
“High level, advanced humor” needs to be held onto. Maybe a tagline?
Now im Hard
Gay
My fathers gay
I was born hard
I wanna seeeee! 😀
@@drumguyben7509gay police here👮♂️ We got a call. Gonna have to ask you to tone it down with the gay, sir.
Thank you for early uploads. I'm in WA and 8am on a Sunday Is perff...
These comments piss me off. mow the lawn or mop the floor.
@@reskepa7028 oh buddy, if that pisses you off, wait until you find out I don't own the lawn
@@19jcbrown thats why I threw in a secondary option. Don’t have a floor?
@@reskepa7028 It's actually more funny you say that. So I got up early as usual thanks to good ole back pains, did laundry, swept, mopped, took dog on long walk (Joint Included) then got back just at like 8:03am, and saw the pod had been uploaded. Every Sunday I do deep clean on the Lil one bdrm I rent before or during the episode. That day I decided to thank the boys for their early upload. Unbeknownst I was about to ruffle a feather or two 😄 I miss mowing grass. I'd mow my great grandmother's and my mom's every time it needed it back when I lived closer. Aite I'm off the soap box. Your turn
Aaron Eckhart taking a deep breath through his nose and firing his agents via written letter is, in fact, the funniest thing I've seen on Lifeline in awhile.
Good job Matt.
Yellowstone is SUCH a good show!! Cowboy Chris needs to rewatch it from a new perspective now 😉
The hand delivered note firing the agents was chef's kiss😂❤
You brought the memories baaaack with “hurricane you can call me slurricane “ 🤣😆 omg I feel old
No matter how long a hallway is. I always act like people don't exist. I don't owe you the act of caring that you exist from a distance.
I love that bing bong hat
Thanks for the advice on kids, guys and for making me still feel young (and like my life isn’t slipping away 🙃) love ya! ❤❤
Yess. Stuck in my head and Can’t stop singing Sluricane but you can call me hurricane. My 7 year old was in the bathroom signing it as well 😅😆 thanks Chris
RUNK!
When you get to Australia make the most of the coffee scene here, it's different to other places in the world and I think you will love it.
26:24 the most twin thing y’all have ever done on this podcast 😂
This was a great episode.
31:18 I just noticed Matt looks and sounds pissed ALL the time 😂😂😂😂
Listening whilst DoorDashing got me Inna good mood. Love ma Sundays 😂
May your outfit hits hard btw 👏🏽
Mat
Don’t move in lady, it will ruin your relationship and create resentment like you’ve never had before. TRUST ME! I’m living it right now!
CZcams starting to put Chris in my feed again YESSSSSSS
Advanced cinema humor again nice
Top tier episode 😂
42:42 what if only lasting the “5 seconds” is the problem ? (asking for a friend) 😂
I love when yall are kinda matching
lmao this episode had one wheel and I loved it
trucker hats are actually heat
You guys had 10/10 hairdays on this episode. Unlike other episodes i have seen
57:55 chris' wave lol
17:58 this sound killed me
As someone who has been good friends with Trey (he has Tourette’s btw) since 7th grade. I apologize for nothing. FYI, he has several families Delia wasn’t wrong, lots of play. No aid yet tho.
Here we go!
Any time I’m like I don’t want to go to this thing but I’ve payed so mite as well, I’ve always had fun and was glad I went.
Say yes to life people
I have the same "are you angry" problem. It's not a great solution, but one of my favorite shirts says, "I'm not angry. This is just my face." Got it at 5 below.
“I mean, died.”
59:00 try the Disney rule; within 10 metres acknowledge with a smile. Within 5 say hi. Within 1 feel free to talk.
42:42 An un palatable amount of up speak.
More movie talk love it
the right word was catapult btw...
Where’s the hair rating! Chris’s hair is a 10/10 today!
Yall both look much younger and handsome on this one. Chris' sunglasses look great on him... Not near as dope as the hat. Catch up, Chris lol
So glad they brought back beavis and butt-head
Dude… How does Matt not get the hallway situation. Even Chris thinking no one thinks about it. All the time when I’m walking by someone from a distance I stress about when do I look up to nod my head. If you look up too soon you are just staring if they aren’t ready yet. But then if you wait too long you may miss them looking up and nodding. It’s definitely a common dilemma.
I get into the hallway predicament all the time but it’s not always in a hallway. Could be walking down the street or at work walking toward each other in the same path. I usually always look straight head/ shoulders up cuz I’m not a bitch and then when I get reasonably close I say hey or what’s up. WHY is it so awkward sometimes😅😂
Bing bong!!
Matt's hair is an 11 in this one❤
Chris definitely understands that a teenage girl is ruthless lol he's lucky hes building an army of boys 😅
Rod is mostly pounding out 30 packs of Budweiser not women 😂
This checks, my brother's name is Rod.
Booyah booyah AND booyah
Lingering itis😂
For the hallway: just act like you have Tourette’s, pick one thing to say, and just say it at different distances every time.
Hey, isn’t “Bing Bong” Nems (rapper/personality from New York) slogan?
Gorilla Nems- Don't ever disrespect me by trying to steal my slogan, ya heard?
Absolutely same about walking out of movies and I definitely ask for that refund
37:23 ehhh s’soccer player 😂
17:20 chris 😂
E-40 was in a group called "The Click"
Spin move city!
He definitely plays Neil Armstrong
Dear Hallway guy: I am in constant need of long hallway greetings (pro sports cam op) - here’s the answer: three levels of greetings. From VERY far, subtle peace sign. Slightly above waist level. Mid range, a point at the person with a smile. Close range, a vocal greeting. Hey brother, hey, hi, how you doing, whatever you do. Hope this helps, works for me!
I like how chris grabbed a fuzzy out of Matt's hair and absolutely f***** his hair up i would be furious
Almost forgot his wifes naAaammme 48:00
37:22 girl! His daughter moved in with us when she was 16. Same boat. No responsibility. Was allowed to do absolutely anything she wanted. Always a fight between her dad and I. I waited it out. She is still here at 23!! Mine are moving out and growing up. It’s miserable. I can’t tell her to clean her room or even take care of her dog. When I suggested she washed her own laundry bc she is old enough to drink, which she does at the house. She is old enough to wash her own clothes! Her father lost it on me and ignored me for 2 weeks. Get on that now. Bc it will not get better.
Interesting to see Chris talk about kids with Matt the same way I talk to my brother who is probably not going to have kids (very carefully as not to offend him but also feeling bad for him). As he said, it is impossible to explain how great kids are to someone who doesnt have them. When it comes down to it you feel bad for people that you know probably wont have kids in their life, especially siblings. It's impossible to talk about in real life without sounding like a complete a hole, but it be like that.
Bro yall are next level I hate watching this
Use "brackikikakak" more😝
Yay!
People say Yellowstone is the mirror imagine of Sons of Anarchy but cowboy version
can in fact vouch for a Rod sleeping with a married woman
36:09 yes we do yessss weeee dooo
Wow she has my same theory. I call it travel vs vacation though and thats better. Any big city coming from LA is travel. Only go to pools and beaches or be stressed byyee
Duplicitous (adj) - Given to or marked by deliberate deceptiveness in behavior or speech
I need to know where Matt’s shirt is from