Google Translate Sings: "All I Want for Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey

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  • @VolleyCatGaming
    @VolleyCatGaming Před 9 lety +773

    "All I want for Christmas is your baby"
    When I was listening to that, the only immediate thought that came to my mind was that this person really legit wanted to steal someone's child for Christmas.

  • @wolfsburgfan22
    @wolfsburgfan22 Před 9 lety +531

    I don't want you, Santa
    ...
    Will you have my kids with me?
    Boy, that escalated quickly

  • @acatm9956
    @acatm9956 Před 7 lety +708

    " I am a duck, in a shade of a tree, no need to interrupt my tights, there is no air conditioning"
    Me: **dies laughing**

  • @huggable2
    @huggable2 Před 8 lety +1780

    Trying to seduce Santa, I see.

    • @rachaelpollock43
      @rachaelpollock43 Před 8 lety +28

      +Malinda Kathleen Reese
      I am a duck... Well at least you aren't a slug :T

    • @ShouldBeKnown
      @ShouldBeKnown Před 8 lety +14

      +Necro Neko 2:54 confirmed.

    • @huggable2
      @huggable2 Před 8 lety +24

      It's a ploy to get the best presents.

    • @meganbby05
      @meganbby05 Před 7 lety +24

      She must really want a baby then 😆

    • @lazerwing3022
      @lazerwing3022 Před 7 lety +3

      lol

  • @Wizborg
    @Wizborg Před 8 lety +884

    I just lost it at "will you have my kids with me".. hilarious.. xD

    • @Pallastronomy
      @Pallastronomy Před 8 lety +5

      LOL So did I!

    • @09csr
      @09csr Před 8 lety +3

      +Wizborg Laina could borrow this one. XD

    • @Wizborg
      @Wizborg Před 8 lety +7

      *****
      Now that is one woman I wouldn't mind being overly attached to.. lol

    • @09csr
      @09csr Před 8 lety +1

      Wizborg
      Hehe yeah she is pretty goodlooking. :)

    • @megadart5635
      @megadart5635 Před 7 lety +6

      +Calle Nilsson lucky santa

  • @saturn3455
    @saturn3455 Před 9 lety +496

    "I am a duck, in the shade of a tree." omg how'd they know?

    • @jamewtf
      @jamewtf Před 8 lety +14

      +Clαssy Potαto Exactly? They blew my disguise!

    • @aedanpryor7805
      @aedanpryor7805 Před 8 lety +7

      +Kαωαii Pøtαtø SHHH stop telling people!!!

    • @RubyandSassy
      @RubyandSassy Před 8 lety +35

      Google translate is my favorite singer

    • @cheebe
      @cheebe Před 8 lety +3

      +Kαωαii Pøtαtø Thank you for giving me away *Humph*

    • @fnutarf2085
      @fnutarf2085 Před 3 lety

      ikr

  • @poptartstar4287
    @poptartstar4287 Před 7 lety +285

    "will you have my children with me?"
    "All i want for Christmas is your baby"

  • @emmawalting7690
    @emmawalting7690 Před 8 lety +216

    And thus, her true identity is revealed: "I am a duck. Under the shade of a tree."

  • @CalebHyles
    @CalebHyles Před 9 lety +254

    "What are you doing?" LOLOLOL

    • @GirlOnWheelsNat
      @GirlOnWheelsNat Před 5 lety +16

      See what you did
      See what I did
      WHAT AM I DOING!

  • @jordan_j_roy
    @jordan_j_roy Před 8 lety +373

    "all I want for Christmas is your baby" ........ well then

  • @kitty7937
    @kitty7937 Před 7 lety +400

    "click here for more information" im actually dying

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks Před 7 lety +1

      Kitty SAME

    • @maksymcazymir1727
      @maksymcazymir1727 Před 7 lety +21

      "in accorde to graphical interface"... google, are you becoming self-aware? Guys, we gotta prepare some terrorists to hit Google's Headquarters if something bad happens

    • @diamondsam
      @diamondsam Před 7 lety +6

      On mobile devices when she says that nothing shows up but then on computers when she says that it pops up saying XD

    • @yxris
      @yxris Před 7 lety +1

      click bait detected

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 Před 5 lety +1

      KITTY, I was kind of waiting for the subscribe button to appear just then! 😂

  • @xeveemon
    @xeveemon Před 6 lety +127

    I love how she says she doesn’t want Santa, but is focus on getting his baby, no matter what it takes. Classic Google Translate storyline right there. 🤣

  • @valopitkanen1594
    @valopitkanen1594 Před 7 lety +306

    "Santa, you are not satisfied" I died 😂😂

    • @Taytaysaide
      @Taytaysaide Před 7 lety +11

      Venla Pitkänen I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIIIIIIIED

    • @valopitkanen1594
      @valopitkanen1594 Před 7 lety +1

      :D

    • @johnruschmeyer5769
      @johnruschmeyer5769 Před 4 lety +2

      It could be worse. I was recently playing with the lyrics to this song in Bing Translator (which is somewhat more prone to randomness than the current version of Google Translate). A simple English->Hindi->English translation of the line "I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree" becomes "I don't care about submission underneath the Christmas tree". Moreover, certain translations of "All I want for Christmas is you, baby" would degenerate into variations on "All I want for Christmas is you *as a baby".
      So, there is the potential for D/S relationships and infantilism roleplay if you translate it right, er, wrong.

  • @iprobablyforgotsomething
    @iprobablyforgotsomething Před 8 lety +254

    Well, that's sending mixed messages - you don't want Santa, but you want his baby. XD

    • @MichaelrRos1
      @MichaelrRos1 Před 6 lety

      The Jolly Pidgeotto Ecks dee? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz Před 5 lety +1

      R MH Kidnapper!

  • @jackwinsper874
    @jackwinsper874 Před 8 lety +269

    I am a duck, no need to interrupt my tights.

  • @ag267
    @ag267 Před 7 lety +132

    Yuki literally means snow in japanese. Google didn't even translate ithe back into English lmao

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 Před 4 lety +11

      I thought that was it... makes sense. It must've thought Yuki was someone's name.

    • @cdbray5900
      @cdbray5900 Před 4 lety +5

      They don't go to Japanese and back to English. They translate through a LOT of languages before returning to English for her to record. It's brilliant.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 Před 4 lety +14

      @@cdbray5900 Even if it does go through many languages, the word "snow" might've translated correctly until it got to Japanese.

    • @soumiu.8264
      @soumiu.8264 Před 4 lety +7

      AG先生 ikr it did the same thing with yume in another song it means dream

    • @edenanimates1465
      @edenanimates1465 Před 8 měsíci

      @@AdamEfimoffit’s also the inspiration behind jynx from Pokémon
      Maybe froslass too

  • @user-ct6xg5cv9u
    @user-ct6xg5cv9u Před 7 lety +436

    'Cause you always need air conditioning during the winter.

    • @kdemetter
      @kdemetter Před 7 lety +47

      As long as it's in accordance with graphical user interface it's fine by me.

    • @mr.alpaca382
      @mr.alpaca382 Před 7 lety +41

      Actually, Christmas is in summer where I live... so yeah, that makes sense for me :D

    • @maksymcazymir1727
      @maksymcazymir1727 Před 7 lety +6

      i cant stop lauging, but I try to be subtle to not wake up my family

    • @cheeseizmylife8988
      @cheeseizmylife8988 Před 6 lety +5

      I do cause I'm in Florida

    • @erikperhs_
      @erikperhs_ Před 5 lety +5

      Well I'm brazilian and Christmas here is in the middle of the summer, so...

  • @catvalentine4317
    @catvalentine4317 Před 8 lety +136

    So a duck wants to pay Santa for having a baby with him... xD

  • @YaranaRouja
    @YaranaRouja Před 8 lety +31

    "I am a duck"
    "Click here for more information"
    LOL!

  • @wcodelyoko
    @wcodelyoko Před 7 lety +296

    I am a duck.
    Oh gosh, I'm dying

    • @SlashZooka
      @SlashZooka Před 7 lety +9

      in reality Google translates what they actually think when they're singing °-°....

    • @timideratom3661
      @timideratom3661 Před 7 lety +16

      Is Pewdiepie google translate now?

    • @joetf3979
      @joetf3979 Před 7 lety +10

      Rufis In the shade of a tree too, apparently.... 😂

    • @emiliebailey9287
      @emiliebailey9287 Před 7 lety +13

      We are all ducks

    • @hopegoedeke8208
      @hopegoedeke8208 Před 7 lety +10

      having a baby with santa dough 😂

  • @bon-bonyourkawaiihappylitt9969

    I Can Tell She Used Japanese, Yuki Is Japanese For Snow.
    But It's Good That You Don't Want Yuki, He's Yandere Queen Yuno's

    • @Kaneko2518
      @Kaneko2518 Před 8 lety +4

      +Bon-Bon Your Kawaii Happy Little Blue Toy Bunny 〈3 Yeah she will kill anyone who wants her Yuki

    • @lydia6379
      @lydia6379 Před 8 lety

      +Bon-Bon Your Kawaii Happy Little Blue Toy Bunny 〈3 Yay, someone else noticed! :3

    • @bon-bonyourkawaiihappylitt9969
      @bon-bonyourkawaiihappylitt9969 Před 8 lety

      One of my other accounts is Yuno, And shit would go on if she did want Yuki

    • @notagamingchannel2132
      @notagamingchannel2132 Před 8 lety

      +Bon-Bon Your Kawaii Happy Little Blue Toy Bunny 〈3 AKISE AND YUKIIIIII

    • @mightyenafan2741
      @mightyenafan2741 Před 8 lety

      +Bon-Bon Your Kawaii Happy Little Blue Toy Bunny 〈3 I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that!

  • @demonicseries
    @demonicseries Před 8 lety +116

    How did "I don't care about the presents" become "I am a duck"?!!! I guess some things can't be explained

    • @lebiram3432
      @lebiram3432 Před 8 lety +8

      The mysteries of Google Translate cannot be understood or explained yes lol

    • @collectorofmyst2107
      @collectorofmyst2107 Před 7 lety

      Read the original comment. Some things cannot be explained.

    • @vicr123
      @vicr123 Před 7 lety +2

      Maybe the fact that there is _no_ air conditioning? ;)

    • @pageclayton6850
      @pageclayton6850 Před 7 lety +12

      One time I wrote
      "If there's no cops, anything could happen."
      And at the end it was.
      "However, because of the law, no!"
      Google told me not to illigal. XD

    • @amydotco5388
      @amydotco5388 Před 7 lety

      Fiber lights 123 i

  • @Rasallon
    @Rasallon Před 7 lety +58

    This is now the number one Christmas song of all time.

  • @oshahott2532
    @oshahott2532 Před 9 lety +179

    "Will you have my kids with me!?"

    • @MarcoPolo1967
      @MarcoPolo1967 Před 9 lety

      Why did you comment on this when it's not even Christmas?

    • @oshahott2532
      @oshahott2532 Před 9 lety +14

      Karajan Onocro
      Because this is when I am watching it!

    • @Pro-Zilla
      @Pro-Zilla Před 9 lety

      Hahahahaaha

    • @pjmartin4140
      @pjmartin4140 Před 8 lety

      ***** no i will not

    • @oshahott2532
      @oshahott2532 Před 8 lety +1

      PJ Martin awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I really wanted to date you!

  • @MrBanankartong
    @MrBanankartong Před 9 lety +375

    All i want for christmas is your baby? Sound like the overly attached girlfriend...

    • @Lerone06
      @Lerone06 Před 9 lety +4

      My thoughts exactly.

    • @traviswilson303
      @traviswilson303 Před 9 lety +30

      Don forget it said : Santa I wonder what you need will you have my kids with me?!

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 Před 7 lety +3

      MrBanankartong
      exactly

  • @Tomsonic41
    @Tomsonic41 Před 7 lety +36

    Seems Google wants you to send Christmas e-mails rather than cards... I lost it at "click here for more information"!

  • @laobok
    @laobok Před 7 lety +40

    Imagine writing Santa a letter to the North Pole with the simple request, "will you have my kids with me?" or "All I want for Christmas is your baby". Heck, send him this video's URL.

    • @mapletree8086
      @mapletree8086 Před 3 lety +2

      He may send her coal instead of a baby😂

  • @fluff809
    @fluff809 Před 8 lety +40

    So you don't want Yuki? Somewhere on the earth you just made a little orange cat's day.

  • @kaivaz3072
    @kaivaz3072 Před 9 lety +401

    Good thing you don't want Yuki... you would get killed by Yuno though

    • @verenaschwinn5045
      @verenaschwinn5045 Před 9 lety +12

      This comment made my day xD

    • @ToxicIsAMess
      @ToxicIsAMess Před 9 lety +3

      Dude, best coment of the year. By far. Merry Christmas, btw.:p

    • @8mourningstar
      @8mourningstar Před 9 lety

      I feel stupid for not knowing what this means.
      www.google.com/search?q=yui+sao&biw=1280&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=FxueVJDLO472ggTpx4Io&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#tbm=isch&q=yui+confused+sao&facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=4v1ojFMFWESAMM%253A%3BjX2fnQ1dYPl-RM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fscontent-a.cdninstagram.com%252Fhphotos-xap1%252Ft51.2885-15%252F928299_1437095686569662_521887464_a.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwebsta.me%252Fn%25
      Sorry that's long, but Kirito's face was how mine looked when she said she was a duck...

    • @kaivaz3072
      @kaivaz3072 Před 9 lety +1

      Well that's the same face I made. And this is a reference to the Anime Mirai Nikki if you don't know what I mean

    • @zwiebzwiebzwieb9414
      @zwiebzwiebzwieb9414 Před 9 lety

      Mirai nikki is amazing!!!

  • @KaiKaiTheFish
    @KaiKaiTheFish Před 9 lety +234

    Yuki means Snow :Y Its Japanese, it is also a name "Yuuki" Which...also means ..pure snow. Just for those who don't know!
    ALSO: When did you become a duck ?! And Nice high notes!! You hit them really well!

    • @alexandergifford
      @alexandergifford Před 9 lety +10

      Depends on the kanji used. I'm pretty sure I've mostly seen the name Yuuki meaning Courage.

    • @yukitsuki1412
      @yukitsuki1412 Před 9 lety

      Yuki can also mean happiness ^_^

    • @kaivaz3072
      @kaivaz3072 Před 9 lety

      Pretty sure Yuki stands for a Greek God, for those of you who may know Mirai Nikki

    • @HeavensOfMetal
      @HeavensOfMetal Před 9 lety +1

      Cardcaptor Sakura finally came in useful for me, hahaha.

    • @loiloiloi6
      @loiloiloi6 Před 9 lety

      Rex-Movies Yuno!

  • @zrahabi
    @zrahabi Před 8 lety +55

    that moment when google translate allows for a snarky annotation placement

  • @nickcline3792
    @nickcline3792 Před 9 lety +22

    "In accordance with a graphical interface" best line ever

  • @donovan7chaotic38
    @donovan7chaotic38 Před 7 lety +216

    "Everything I buy for Christmas is you" Plot Twist: She's buying a male stripper dressed up as santa.

  • @jpcurtis1835
    @jpcurtis1835 Před 6 lety +15

    At first it was super sweet, she doesn't have ANY Christmas gifts but you, then it gets WEIRD!!!

  • @totesnotes5989
    @totesnotes5989 Před 7 lety +20

    I CRACKED UP AT "Santa will you have kids with me?" HAHA

  • @GR33DMUSIC
    @GR33DMUSIC Před 7 lety +13

    "I am a duck."
    -Malinda Kathleen Reese 2014

  • @NESAtariSegaNerd
    @NESAtariSegaNerd Před 9 lety +35

    Malinda!!! I am so sorry to hear about this tragedy. Would you enlighten us on how your transformation to as duck occurred?

    • @user-ko5im5uu5c
      @user-ko5im5uu5c Před 6 lety +6

      She got cursed from ELZA by sing "let it go" in to "Give up".ELZA is on the pissed

  • @EndlesslyKit
    @EndlesslyKit Před 6 lety +10

    "All I want for Christmas is your baby!" -Google Translate 2014.
    Gosh, that was a while ago.

  • @LicensedPaprbag
    @LicensedPaprbag Před 8 lety +24

    I am a Duck
    Most relatable line ever

  • @Alen_Starkly
    @Alen_Starkly Před 9 lety +81

    You sing so beautifully~~ Also, the faces you make in the video are awesome xD

  • @greenelephant...ofdoom5527
    @greenelephant...ofdoom5527 Před 8 lety +22

    1:50
    Well at least that makes Yuno Gasaii from Mirai Nikki not your enemy.

    • @peskygirl8075
      @peskygirl8075 Před 8 lety

      it's okay child

    • @adriennemcnamar3600
      @adriennemcnamar3600 Před 8 lety

      true, and that's a very good thing. she scares me, but I love her snyways. xD

    • @attackcrash0758
      @attackcrash0758 Před 7 lety

      Exactly my thoughts, even though I know that "yuki" is "snow" in Japanese.

  • @WizardToby
    @WizardToby Před 6 lety +9

    Song slowly descends into "have my kids with me"

  • @VitorEmanuelOliver
    @VitorEmanuelOliver Před 7 lety +19

    how "I don't care about the presents" becomes "I am a duck"? hsjshsjsusu

  • @coffeebeans7480
    @coffeebeans7480 Před 8 lety +6

    "I am a duck in the shade of a tree"
    We wish you a merry quackmas and a happy new tree.

  • @nekoprankster2184
    @nekoprankster2184 Před 9 lety +48

    "I am a duck."
    "Will you have my kids with me?"
    "All I want for Christmas is your baby."
    XD WOW! She made this song very....unique. I've got to be honest, I didn't last a single minute. I was laughing so hard!

  • @elsagranquist9755
    @elsagranquist9755 Před 8 lety +92

    "I am a duck in the shade of a tree" relatable

  • @bowenwangs
    @bowenwangs Před 8 lety +4

    "I actually stood up" - Story of my life.

  • @yjk5737
    @yjk5737 Před 8 lety +21

    Well, that was forward.

  • @Tellentry1Jensen
    @Tellentry1Jensen Před 7 lety +11

    "All I want for Christmas is your baby!" I'm a little scared now!

  • @shondaluehrs3473
    @shondaluehrs3473 Před 9 lety +40

    Who else tried to click there more information?! XD

  • @Artist-128
    @Artist-128 Před 4 lety +7

    2:06 OH MY GOSH ITS A PARADOX
    If you are lying, then by saying this, you are telling the truth meaning you are actually NOT lying
    If you are telling the truth, then by claiming to be lying, you are actually not telling the truth
    GAAAAH

  • @arazemijo9674
    @arazemijo9674 Před 8 lety +13

    Oh wow, first she doesn`t want Santa...and now she`ll have his KIDS?!

  • @Nionivek
    @Nionivek Před 9 lety +7

    "Listen to the sledge swimming pool ringtone"
    WOW! I am astonished how easily that line works its way into the song. It just rolls off the tongue.

    • @SamirCCat
      @SamirCCat Před 5 lety

      I want one of those ringtones to my cell phone!!

  • @godhatespercy
    @godhatespercy Před 9 lety +5

    "Will you have kids with me" and "I am a duck" just about killed me form laughing!!!

  • @MichaelrRos1
    @MichaelrRos1 Před 6 lety +2

    All I Want For Christmas Is You- "What are you doing?"
    Look What You Made Me Do- "What am I doing?"

  • @pluggedin-the-ratbird
    @pluggedin-the-ratbird Před 6 lety +2

    "I do not get a lot of Christmas gifts"
    This woman isn't subtle at all.

  • @jacobsiron6929
    @jacobsiron6929 Před 8 lety +25

    wow, actually made sense until 1:08.

    • @Themakeupchair15
      @Themakeupchair15 Před 7 lety +1

      Jacob Siron lol yea I was going to comment that it actually made sense then that happened and yea lol

  • @JacksonTheJackie
    @JacksonTheJackie Před 9 lety +52

    Do the song, "I will always love you. "

  • @ismailAx2011
    @ismailAx2011 Před 8 lety +8

    Clicking Horror Magic. That would be a dope band name.

  • @0Aquamelon
    @0Aquamelon Před 8 lety +63

    I clicked for more information, and it wasn't available :(

    • @GummieI
      @GummieI Před 8 lety

      +EPICLUMA 97 RH Same here

    • @cheebe
      @cheebe Před 8 lety

      +EPICLUMA 97 RH Same

    • @twan1812
      @twan1812 Před 8 lety

      +EPICLUMA 97 RH I died at that point.

    • @0Aquamelon
      @0Aquamelon Před 8 lety

      +Twan Leenaers I had to pause to stop laughing at the duck part.

    • @0Aquamelon
      @0Aquamelon Před 8 lety +2

      +Twan Leenaers I had to pause to stop laughing at the duck part.

  • @JackWasSuperior
    @JackWasSuperior Před 7 lety +10

    google translate wants my baby? 3:33

  • @mialevi1341
    @mialevi1341 Před 7 lety +90

    oooh , child XDDD
    I am a duck LOOL
    Click here for more information ROFL
    All I want for Christmass is your baby HAHAHAHA
    DIED AUGHING XDDDD

    • @mialevi1341
      @mialevi1341 Před 7 lety +3

      Laughing*

    • @lazerwing3022
      @lazerwing3022 Před 7 lety +10

      Here lies Beatrice Levi
      19XX/20XX-2016
      She died of AUGHING
      may she of the aştiyê
      (of the aştiyê is rest in peace put through too many google translate languages...)

    • @diamondsam
      @diamondsam Před 7 lety +1

      XD

  • @meaghanmacfarlane9557
    @meaghanmacfarlane9557 Před 9 lety +17

    Killing it with those high notes! I'm impressed!

    • @meaghanmacfarlane9557
      @meaghanmacfarlane9557 Před 9 lety +7

      ***** (OMG! She responded! Be cool, be cool) "I like your face!" .....*Nailed it*

    • @LylaMcGuinness
      @LylaMcGuinness Před 7 měsíci

      now 8 years later she is still nailing all these high notes in her new album!!

  • @EndlesslyKit
    @EndlesslyKit Před 6 lety +5

    Melinda, you face at "I don't want you, Santa"

  • @mizusenshi8172
    @mizusenshi8172 Před 7 lety +14

    This song somehow became way sexual...but it's still funny.

  • @mimileakslyrics7701
    @mimileakslyrics7701 Před 8 lety +34

    I don't want a bunch of julys

  • @dontmindme376
    @dontmindme376 Před 7 lety +8

    I am a duck? Well hello duck.

  • @bluerazor23
    @bluerazor23 Před 8 lety +4

    "I want you here today as the Prime Minister's problems" "I hold so annoying" "What are you doing?" Quite a great combination.
    What does Google Translate exactly? Wanting someone to be the Prime Minister's problems, then admitting to be annoying, and asking "What are you doing?" Google Translate is toying with our minds. Ahahaha!!
    xD

  • @treefrog1018
    @treefrog1018 Před rokem +3

    Wow. So fun to see Malinda's voice evolution here in 2022.

  • @LilyDoesRandomStuff3Meep
    @LilyDoesRandomStuff3Meep Před 9 lety +9

    "I am a duck in the shade of a tree" RIP me xD

  • @XoeSara
    @XoeSara Před 7 lety +7

    "All I want for christmas is your baby!" WTH

  • @harrygoozee
    @harrygoozee Před 9 lety +10

    So at 1:08 I had a drink in my mouth and after I heard it, the drink was all over my duvet and laptop! Where the hell did duck come from? Hahahahaha

    • @RQLexi
      @RQLexi Před 9 lety +7

      If you're not actually interested in the workings of translational software, you have my apologies in advance for this explanation (though I find it quite fascinating):
      There are two things about Google Translate that are crucial to how it returned "I am a duck". The first thing, which you may or may not be familiar with, is that it will often leave out parts of sentences when it translates between languages that have very different syntax. Sometimes single words (you might for instance be surprised at how often it can leave out words like "not", the consequences of which I trust you can imagine yourself), other times half a sentence for no obvious reason. The second thing, and this is something I'm sure you've seen plenty of times before, is that sometimes in translating a line, single words are left untranslated in the middle of a sentence, usually because GT recognises phrases surrounding it and can't make the word in question fit in the picture.
      With all of that in mind, it is also worth noting that the line is usually cited as "And I don't care about the presents", rather than "I don't care about the presents" like it says in the video. That little word really confused poor Google Translate. Now, at some point in the translation process (after about 10 layers or so), GT started leaving out "about the presents", just giving rough equivalents of "And I don't care". Fair enough, I figured. But then things got *really* weird. Now, I can't remember which language I was translating from at the time (though I seem to distinctly remember it being a language of Asian origin), but at any rate it left the "and" untranslated when translating to Danish . Quite by coincidence, "and" is also a Danish word. It means "duck". At some point, GT switched out the auxiliary verb ("do", or more specifically "don't", became "am"; this is no surprise, really, as the distinction between these varies greatly in different languages) and removed the main verb entirely, presumably at a later point (variations over "do" seem to me to be far more common as auxiliary verbs in other languages than "am", and it would follow that "am" would be more likely to appear in isolation, though this is merely speculation on my part as I kept no written record of how exactly the translation as a whole evolved). Thus, Google Translate managed to reduce "And I don't care about the presents" to "I am a duck". And again, my apologies for the overly elaborate explanation.

    • @harrygoozee
      @harrygoozee Před 9 lety +2

      Wow haha. Thanks for that detailed explanation. I now understand where it came from! :)

    • @johnruschmeyer5769
      @johnruschmeyer5769 Před 3 lety

      @@RQLexi Belated thanks for that explanation. I'd seen some of this in my own experiments with other songs but never knew the mechanics of what was going on.

  • @tingenchen7278
    @tingenchen7278 Před 3 lety +5

    2:54
    Wait what😂😂😂😂

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 Před 3 lety +5

      Yep. She wants to have kids with Santa. I wrote a whole comment all about it - if you sort the comments by recent you should see it. It will be by Conlon.

  • @Nick-nb2oz
    @Nick-nb2oz Před 7 lety +197

    thx god you don't want yuki, yuno would slay you if you wanted him Q_Q

  • @mochike
    @mochike Před 9 lety +3

    "Santa, I wonder I do not have what you really need, will you have my kids with me?"
    By that line, I was done with life.

  • @eevee7215
    @eevee7215 Před 9 lety +10

    You should do "What does the fox says?" because I want to see "What does the fox says?" according to Google Translate.

    • @leechaenmi5323
      @leechaenmi5323 Před 8 lety

      +Eevee721 Fox ring say?

    • @LeeHatake93
      @LeeHatake93 Před 8 lety +4

      +Eevee721 What Fox the sound make?
      Ding ding ding ring a ring
      Chicken taco spaghetti sing

    • @renyer4429
      @renyer4429 Před 4 lety +1

      The "woo" dog walks
      The cat is "sweet"
      The bird "Tweet"
      And the mouse is "squeezed"
      C "" goes there
      The frog climbs with "cracks"
      And the elephant goes "broken."
      Duck says "some"
      And the fish that goes "bulbs"
      And the sign says ਓਓ ਓਓ ਓਓ
      But there is a voice
      No one knows
      What does a fox say?
      “Ring-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding-Dingering!
      Sting-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-in-air ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-online
      Take-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding
      What does a fox say?
      “Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!
      Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!
      Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa! "
      What does a fox say?
      “Hottie-hottie-hottie-ho!
      Hati-hati-hoti-ho!
      Hati-hati-hoti-ho! "
      What does a fox say?
      “Add-ons-Touch-Touch-Touch-Touch!
      Touch-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
      Add-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! "
      What does a fox say?
      Big blue eyes
      Tears are in tears
      Play rats
      And dig holes
      A little kiss
      Climb the mountain
      Suddenly you are still standing
      Your hair is red
      She is beautiful
      Like a scary angel
      But if you hit it
      He's a little bit friendly
      Will you contact
      Hi-A-Ers?
      Hi-A-Ers?
      Hi-A-Ers?
      How to talk about that
      what's the matter?
      what's the matter?
      what's the matter?
      What does a fox say?
      “Uncle-uncle-uncle!
      Chicken-chow-chow!
      Chicken-chow-chow! "
      What does a fox say?
      “Draca-bhai-kaka-kaka-kaya!
      Draca-kaka-kaka-kaya!
      Draca-kaka-kaka-kaya! "
      What does a fox say?
      "Eh-hee!
      O-it-is!
      O-it-is! "
      What does a fox say?
      “Uh-ਓ-ਓ-ਓਓ!
      Whoa! "
      What does a fox say?
      X solution
      An ancient mystery
      Somewhere deeper in the jungle
      I know you're hiding
      What is your anger
      Do we ever know?
      Privacy will always be there
      What do you think
      You are my guardian angel
      Hide in the jungle
      What is your anger
      (Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-speak-dum-wow-wow-wow-woo-woo)
      Do we ever know? (Bubbly-dumb-bum)
      I want (mama-dum-de-do) I want, I want to know!
      (Bebe-ba-da's bake)

  • @kaci6655
    @kaci6655 Před 7 lety +11

    Sounds like a song I would write 😂

  • @MargoMB19
    @MargoMB19 Před 6 lety +5

    I love how every song you do that has 'baby' in it seems to get translated as *having* a baby.

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf Před 5 lety

      @MargoMB19 *YES* self aware..

  • @lilmsdrummer
    @lilmsdrummer Před 8 lety +7

    All I want for christmas is her voice! DAMN! I mean one that sounds like hers. She may also keep her voice too, I'm not evil geez!

  • @nemointheflesh6902
    @nemointheflesh6902 Před 8 lety +10

    well we can't have anyone interrupting your tights, now can we?!?

  • @Heart-kg3lp
    @Heart-kg3lp Před 7 lety +10

    'I am a duck in the shade of a tree' I DIED

  • @blitzyful
    @blitzyful Před 9 lety +5

    I love your Google Translate vids, they're such a good way to put you into an instantly good mood!
    I have a few suggestions for future GTS
    1.) Blank Space by Taylor Swift
    2.) Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson
    3.) Why Should I Worry from Oliver and Company
    4.) We Are One from Lion King 2
    5.) One of Us (Exile) from Lion King 2
    6.) Circle of Life from Lion King

  • @JohnFiala
    @JohnFiala Před 4 lety +3

    2:20 CONFUSION AT ITS FINEST 👉✌️👈

  • @LuxianYT
    @LuxianYT Před 7 lety +9

    Me all the time: I don't get alot of Christmas gifts, I only have one, I want to be alone, I hold (am) so annoying

  • @Deepfrog9
    @Deepfrog9 Před 9 lety +7

    I'm going to go back to school singing 'ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUR BABY!'

  • @andypeluche96
    @andypeluche96 Před 8 lety +15

    Hahaha "what are you doing?"

  • @johnruschmeyer5769
    @johnruschmeyer5769 Před 4 lety +2

    I have to confess that this one ended up more straightforward than I would have expected. Given the strange directions that other GTS videos have taken, I was expecting "I don't want a lot for Christmas" to come out expressing a desire for the gift of buildable land.

  • @robbymounce5764
    @robbymounce5764 Před 6 měsíci +4

    I just love how “LIGHTS” got translated to “LEDs”!!!!!!!!!!¡ lol ❤

  • @theinfantmetroid
    @theinfantmetroid Před 7 lety +72

    I do no want Yuki
    So you got stuck with da japanese, I see.

  • @randomcanadian6298
    @randomcanadian6298 Před 7 lety +15

    I've heard of clickbait videos, but mid video? "click here for more information".

  • @brookeshea8569
    @brookeshea8569 Před 7 lety +15

    1:10 : I am a duck
    Me: Well Malinda you don't look like a duck you look like a human person

    • @collectorofmyst2107
      @collectorofmyst2107 Před 7 lety +1

      She could be wearing a human as a disguise

    • @brookeshea8569
      @brookeshea8569 Před 7 lety +1

      Matthew Bralsford the only problem with that is Malinda the "duck" would be too small for the human costume. Unless she had help...

    • @collectorofmyst2107
      @collectorofmyst2107 Před 7 lety +1

      Heard of Ennard?

    • @brookeshea8569
      @brookeshea8569 Před 7 lety +1

      No...

    • @collectorofmyst2107
      @collectorofmyst2107 Před 7 lety +1

      Five Nights at Freddie's Sister Location reference. He is an animatronic wearing a human suit.

  • @kaible483
    @kaible483 Před 7 lety +21

    "I do not want Yuki"
    Mirai Nikki anyone?

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen Před 6 lety +1

      Nope; The Cat Returns. :3

  • @taiyalojeski4659
    @taiyalojeski4659 Před 9 lety +39

    DO LIPS ARE MOVIN BY MEGHAN TRAINOR PLZ I LOVE HER AND THAT'S MY FAVE SONG

    • @wveso
      @wveso Před 9 lety +2

      I love that song!

    • @TonyaGreenBane
      @TonyaGreenBane Před 9 lety

      Mpg, she would be amazing for that!

    • @lolhooplacatz
      @lolhooplacatz Před 9 lety +2

      If your lips move if your lips move
      If you move your lips 'Ilyina', Ilyina "The baby Ilyina
      If your lips move if your lips move
      If you move your lips 'Ilyina', Ilyina "The baby Ilyina
      The boy looked at me in my face
      Not just teach you about the bass
      Do you really think that I can include
      No, my space
      And I'm a smart girl, I I'mma Tenez-
      You are full of something, but it is not love
      And we have the right color
      Go to new people
      And you can buy me a diamond earring, refused NY NY, NY NY NY, NY nier-
      But BYE BYE-BYE-BYE-bye- smell to check your color
      I know you're lying
      The movement of your lips
      Please tell me that you think I'm stupid?
      I'm young, but I'm not an idiot.
      To talk in circles in your language
      I gave you a peek he gave me
      I called your number
      But I know you're lying
      The movement of your lips
      Baby finishing
      If your lips move if your lips move
      If you move your lips 'Ilyina', Ilyina "The baby Ilyina
      If your lips move if your lips move
      If you move your lips 'Ilyina', Ilyina "The baby Ilyina
      A little baby will not be able to get you in tears
      Too late, too late for the baby
      I'm here if you like
      You two so-called two face to face
      And you can buy me a diamond earring, refused NY NY, NY NY NY, NY nier-
      But BYE BYE-BYE-BYE-bye- smell to check your color
      I know you're lying
      The movement of your lips
      Please tell me that you think I'm stupid?
      I'm young, but I'm not an idiot.
      To talk in circles in your language
      I gave you a peek he gave me
      I called your number
      But I know you're lying
      The movement of your lips
      Baby finishing
      Come on, say it!
      If your lips move if your lips move
      If you move your lips 'Ilyina', Ilyina "The baby Ilyina
      If your lips move if your lips move
      If you move your lips 'Ilyina', Ilyina "The baby Ilyina
      (I want to sing with me now hear'll)
      I know you're lying
      The movement of your lips
      Please tell me that you think I'm stupid?
      I'm young, but I'm not an idiot.
      To talk in circles in your language
      I gave you a peek he gave me
      I called your number
      But I know you're lying
      The movement of your lips
      Baby finishing
      There.

  • @itsus8172
    @itsus8172 Před 8 lety +3

    I'm laughing so hard I literally have tears running all the way down my face to my neck!

  • @vicr123
    @vicr123 Před 8 lety +10

    1. I want for Christmas, yes, you!
    2. The me like for Christmas day you can!
    3. Christmas, you got me, baby!
    4. Everything I buy for Christmas is you!
    5. All I want for Christmas is your child!
    Hmm... 5 different translations for a *single phrase*. How does that work? :P
    Also, what are "diploflix sports"? :P

    • @victorzimmer
      @victorzimmer Před 8 lety

      Probably translate attempting to match the current topic

    • @vicr123
      @vicr123 Před 8 lety

      Oh right, ok thanks :)
      It's still hilarious anyway :)

    • @katherineleavitt
      @katherineleavitt Před 8 lety

      +Victor Tran maybe she translated different parts in different ways

  • @UltraHylia
    @UltraHylia Před 2 lety +3

    "I want to be alone, click here for more information. Am I different?" is oddly relatable.

  • @oliviathorpe666
    @oliviathorpe666 Před 9 lety +18

    Translated through Irish, Marathi, English, Sesotho, Czech, Lithuanian, Hindi, Icelandic, English, & Igbo.
    I put the lines I found most hilarious in bold.
    You do not want a lot for Christmas
    You just tell The Story
    You do not care to participate
    Christmas.
    You can only
    More than ever, and can not
    You really want to
    All I want for Christmas
    Yes you are.
    You do not want a lot for Christmas
    You just tell The Story
    You do not care to participate
    Christmas.
    You do not need NOL to Save
    You fireplaces
    *Santa Claus is going to Kill me*
    Christmas Eve's Tears.
    You can only
    More than ever, and can not
    You really want to
    I want for Christmas to you
    A Child.
    Oh, I do not ask for more than holidays
    Only snow, no
    *Simply incorrect, Assault*
    *Under the mistletoe.*
    Make a list and I will send
    St. Nick North Pole
    Nd LA up
    *Listen magical reindeer.*
    "You think, because today you want
    In a tight ov on me
    What should I do?
    You nafareh all the bang, Christmas
    You are a Child.
    Oh, All Bright Lights
    Brightly everywhere
    voices of Children
    Laughter fills the air.
    And everyone is singing
    You still feel the taste Bell Language
    Santa does not give me, I really need?
    *Your Child is not the case, please make sure?*
    Oh, you have a lot of Christmas
    That is why we are trying to
    Just want to see the baby
    *Sasha stood Near the karee.*
    Oh, I
    More than ever, and can not
    You really want to
    I want Christmas Baby
    A Child.
    The only fault, I want you Baby Christmas
    The only fault, I want you Baby Christmas
    The only fault, I want you Baby Christmas
    I want for Christmas is you baby.

    • @Edgestrike909
      @Edgestrike909 Před 9 lety +12

      Assault under the mistletoe? Brilliant

    • @22imon
      @22imon Před 9 lety +6

      Edgestrike909 santa is going to kill me! L0L0L0L

    • @vicr123
      @vicr123 Před 8 lety +1

      What song is this?

    • @delireent.3960
      @delireent.3960 Před 5 lety

      It's almost The same sense because she still want a baby, but... Santa Claus IS going to kill me😂😂😭😂😂😂😂

    • @SamirCCat
      @SamirCCat Před 5 lety

      What the hell is Baby Christmas? Like the day before or what??

  • @iredz4397
    @iredz4397 Před 7 lety +5

    "All i want for christmas is your baby" xDDDDDDDD

  • @supermariofan03
    @supermariofan03 Před rokem +2

    “I do not want Yuki.” And Yuno will certainly make sure you stick with that decision.

  • @claudychu
    @claudychu Před 7 lety +19

    I am a duck....

    • @2crazy2quit36
      @2crazy2quit36 Před 7 lety

      Claudy Sucks At CZcams in the shade of a tree