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Google Translate Sings: "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler
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Total Eclipse was a song I sang in my a cappella group. Of course I adore Bonnie Tyler. Hope you enjoyed it!
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I found several errors in the original video so I have RE-UPLOADED!! The first time I have ever done that. But I am committed to quality, so lesson learned. Watch it again and again! :D Also HELP ME GO ON TOUR!! stagelink.com/malinda-kathleen-reese
PLEASE COME TO TEXAS!! But After We Mostly Recover From Harvey
I didn't see any problems with the first one xD But I'll watch the video again so I can get the "best experience" I guess :P
OIC. I didn't notice, though… Hmm, was I not paying close enough attention?
Malinda Kathleen Reese I really really hope you come to Belfast!!! I voted but it's not a very popular city on the ranking thing😟. Also fabulous and hilarious video😂 ilysm
it's okay Malinda Kathleen Reese we know that you get tired. please dont push yourself and rest. ily~
_"I dont know what to do when I was in school"_
*RELATABLE*
Jheeen haha was just thinking the same 😂
Jheeen ikr
The story of my life XD
It's impossible to do anything
very XC
A woman with a heart of darkness and extremely round, glowing, sharp eyes was granted eternal life by her love in the dark while coping with school studies and having a heart attack. What a story.
No she’s going to have it in the heart of the time to come
also she’s short
her love in the dark, aka lucifer
Directed by David Lynch.
Relatable
Seems like google translate forgot what song it was singing "AND IIIIIIIIII WILLL ALWAYS LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUU"
The other singers be like O_O
Dolly Parton makes everything better.
I will always love you by Whitney Houston!
When google translates "dark" into "school". 😂
pretty accurate...
Whats the difference.
google translate knows what's going on
Same energy
I mean it's true...
0:12 "I am small, and you will not come"
The most honest of all pick up lines.
I was looking for this comment. XD
"Approx"
LOL! "Hi, my name is Steve. I am small, and you will not come."
Hahaha!
fucking dead hahahahaha
3:50 - Why are we out of flowers?
2:04 - We are living in a hot dog and we are leaving flowers.
I guess here is answer to that question.
Luna Midnight lol
Luna Midnight xD
I thought exactly the same XD
your comment made me laugh out loud xD
Luna Midnight updated resume attached herewith my resume for your kind perusal please
1:31
“And today you need it today”
People on Amazon Prime ordering same day delivery
2:35 ‘I was a light in my life
_butnowthereisonlyonemanwholovesDARKNESS’_
You just explained Kingdom Hearts.
My first thought 😂
Same. 😂😂😂
I have never played. It seems fun though.
And the Silmarillion. That line (and the way she says it) always cracks me up. 😂🤣
LMAO I THOUGHT THAT TOO
"Over here.."
Malinda popping up everywhere...
I am laughing so hard!
Same XD
*_TaKe SoMe WiLd LeFtOvErS_*
Too dark and then she ran away
I believe in ya
Lol same
Lol same.
Heart attack!
People usually say "anything is possible" but in this video it says "it's impossible to do anything."
Very Inspiring. 😂
You can remove the last sentence xD
XD yes.
Very.
But you can do some things in the heart of the time to come.
Because love feels like you have no free will and that you are always studying in darkness.😂 I always take this performance as a true retelling of the Silmarillion (Melkor’s plight in travelling the Void). Some of the lines crack me up, like the way she keeps getting revived at the last minute, “But now there’s only one man who loves darkness” or “Today you need it today” 🤣
"We cannot do anything. You can remove the last sentence"
Very inspiring Google Translate
my tears are listening
at least I ran away
It's like grammarly
@@ccappa2001 True
"This year is going to be a good thing."
Me, on the fifth day of 2020 with WW3 and Plague threats: yeah. Totally.
I was waiting to see a comment about how bad 2020 is going 😂😂
WW3 looks ridiculous now
Same same
You spoke too early. 3 largest forest in the world caught fire, earthquakes in europe (geologically extremely rare), wordwide pandemic leading into the worst recenssion of the last 200 years and the year is just starting.
Strazdas there was also a hurricane (or what is it called?) here in Europe at the beginning of the year 😅 I didn’t hear about the earthquakes though, where were they? Although it’s possible that you just don’t notice because they’re so subtle, at least where I live
"Why are we out of flowers?!"
Because you were leaving flowers.
*_i found a small one_*
At least she left flowers
Theres my flowers!!💐
instead she wanted to live in a hot dog
444th like
I love the 'Over here' at the beginning, kinda creepy lol. Also the "I will always love you" got me LOLing!
*loudly
Tomsonic41 WHY ARE WE OUT OF FLOWERS
And IIIIIIIII...!
My friend and me are always singing MKR, and we also love "And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will aaalwaays loooooooooove yooouuuuuu" very much 😂😂😂 people around us probably think we're crazy 😂
aNd TaKe SoMe WiLd LeFtOvErS
2017: **explodes**
2020: “How ya doin’?”
I was wondering if anyone would comment this 🤣
*Laughs in 2021*
@@apenguininthemist855 Cries in 2022
@@sadtitties222 hopes 2023 is better
@@ChouhouinNeko looking good so far
3:46
"We live in a mixture of hot and out of flowers- WHY ARE WE OUT OF FLOWERS?!"
Extremely sharp, glowing, round eyes!
Let's watch it again!
At least I ran away!
My tears are listening
MarkGerald Dadison I read your comment when that part was on xD
It's impossible to do anything
HEART OF DARKNESS xD
the first word "over here" I'm already laughing
Fae, me too😂😊
I wasn't the video so had recheck because it sound like ovaries.
Since I saw this vid I answer my FaceTime calls with my friend (who also likes this) this exact same way
@@aphroditeinamerica7242
What's your freinds reaction. Also, whenever my friend now vid calls me I will do that as well XD I wanna see what her reaction would be XDDDD
her reaction (since she also likes this channel) is just laughing herself to her death
It is amazing that a song written for a vampire movie, that never got made, has become one of the most romantic Ballads of the 1980s.
Is that why she is in a boy school as a tortured teacher
I never knew the song was meant to be for a movie. It's a shame it never got made.
I just ducked over here after watching this part of Tanz der Vampires multi-language version, lol.
@@laguna4life I love Tanz der Vampiren, and the duet between Count von Krolock and his bride to be. :D
@@misshollis7547 It's because singinging killed my grandma! Okay?
"This year is gonna be a good year" *2017 explodes*
2020: Well... that aged well
well I mean either 2017 or 2019 were the least bad year of the last 4 years.
r/wellthatagedlikewine
2022: Hold my beer…
2022: *hello*
2022: Amateurs. (Russo-ukrainian war, monkeypox, queen Elizabeth II and Angela Lansbury Died, ect. Ect.
"you will start tonight, must start tonight"
Me telling myself I'll do homework
“sometimes I was demolished”
*Miley Cyrus comes in like a recking ball*
“OOF”
-insert Roblox death sound-
Deleted Account first defeated by an old man, now this?
Oh my god I'm literally crying with laughter because of that moment. XD
I like the ball in the sink
Spelling Nazi Alert: Wrecking Ball.
"... And leaving flowers"
2 minutes later
"Why are we out of flowers?!"
😂
Google Translate has Alzheimer’s
I was more interested in the living in a hot dog part but you are right about the flowers
Bloody hell this girl can sing and emulate different styles flawlessly.. I love the way she alters her demeanour to add to the parody.. Acting+singing+creativve editing+wicked sense of humour! =771,140 views !!!!
Extremely Sharp Eyed
Now it's 989,000+ views 📹 :)
This year is gonna be a good thing *explosion*
That was really funny tbh
MysteriousKammm HEART ATTACK
You have my old profile pic O.o
And then she was just like "Um... Fuck."
it literally blew up in her face. Perfect symbolism
What do you think of 2020?
Your "Extremely Sharp Eyes" face is pure gold XD
Had me cracking up laughing every time 😅
3:34 was so great. She actually sounded so amazing. And the don't know what to do was hilarious
"We are living in a hot dog and we are leaving flowers."
Funniest part of the song. XD
"I don't know what to do when I was in school" literally every student
*_aNd TaKe SoMe WiLd LeFtOvErS_*
Pretty much my entire life so far XD
Especially the ones assigned heart of darkness to read.
Especially during finals when youve spent more time in class sleeping than taking notes
“I don’t know what to do when I was in school.”
True.
The fact that she is holding the school books UPSIDE DOWN is subtle freakin' gold! (I wonder how many people even noticed it?) 😊
"I don't know what to do when I was in school."
THAT IS LITERALLY MY LIFE😅😅
Listening to this in 2020. Imagine thinking 2016 was a bad year XD
I think it’s related to politics
I mean with all the clowns and all….
2016 was a bad year apart from Hillary Clinton's defeat. Obama was still President till January 20th, 2017. Now in Month 23 of the 3rd Term of Obama, Does anyone think this simple thought? Miss Trump? TRUMP/GABBART '24
Hi 👋 welcome
To the hell that encompassed the years following this comment
"there is a little of my life..." some seconds later "HEART ATTACK"
XD TRUE STATEMENT
Artur Ponte Ucho Artur and half a minute before: "we have eternal life" ^^
Artur Ponte Ucho Artur
Oh
The heart attack comes because she still tries to reject the Dark Love (“No no!”) see?
So let's see, take one beautiful woman, give her a flawless and delightfully resonant voice, add in a generous helping of comedic talent and timing.... The subscribe button just kinda clicks itself, doesn't it?
Indeed it does.
Yes. It does XD
and same with the notification button XD
@Xxx Xxx At LEAST twice!
You might be on to something there
Yes,
(I cursed the like button :
wild leftovers
nobody
not a soul
me:
the moldy thing you find in the back of the fridge
Haha! XD Underrated comment.
2am, rummaging through the kitchen:
"occasionally, anyway, I found a small one and take some wild leftovers"
Changes: She fixed subscribe, added the two missing lyric slides and kept the awesomeness.
And now she changed the thumbnail.
*AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILLLL ALLLLLLLLWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
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Ok
I hope I´m not the only one that reads this with the mental voice I use to read "baby u r my ANGELLLLLLLL"
That part caught me off guard. It made me laugh. 😆
i nearly busted a gut when this happened
"There are things I can do in the heart of the time to come" ...... That actually sounds really deep. I love it.
Yeah, the entire song is a struggle with feeling like one has no real Free Will, and then it changes. “HEART OF DARKNESS!” “Never mind...” lmao 🤣
"extremely sharp eyes" I hope that's on a shirt.
If it isn’t, it needs to be
Lukas Fouts Because it’s funny
Lukas Fouts, eh to each their own. Not everyone has the same sense of humor. I personally find it funny
Profile crash. Yeah, sounds legit.
@Lukas Fouts because is funny
"Sometimes I was demolished"
*Miley on a wrecking ball hits Malinda*
AAND IIIIIIIIII WILLLL ALLLWAAAAAAAYSS LOOOOOOVEE YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I died at the very beginning when she said "Over Here" 😂😂😂
"I love you very much today. You will start tonight." - Now if this isn't a pick up line!
Never thought about before, that love you and today are such a perfect pair.
“Congratulations on getting your dream job.” 😂😂
Or an employer was very relieved to finally hire someone!
When you forget the lyrics but it’s your jam
That's basically me with all songs
I'll Just Kinda sing the notes instead of the lyrics
Me mumbling the song
I don’t even know the lyrics to the original song
😂
"We will live forever! Oh, Lordy."
Best part.
Loremaster Yn'Taris it’s my favourite
Exactly! Thank you
“this year is going to be a good thing” ... Imagine hearing this in 2020...
extremely impressed by her singing talent. would love to hear her do a straight up cover.
She has done many ... describes my last two hours ... lost in her voice ... now this ... laughing hard.
That "Oh Lordy" at 1:44 just cracks me every time xD
I could not for the life of me make out what it was she was saying! Thank you.
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
and
Heart attack (anybody gonna call 911) Heart of darkness (nevermind)
are the best parts
"It's impossible to do anything"
*everyday mood*
Especially in 2020. 🙃
"Your love is always in the shade."
Sounds kinda stalkerish.
Unless it's Germany
@@dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307 yeah location is critical to the context of what is being said in this song hehe
I just saw the notification and was like "TWO VIDEOS IN ONE WEEK!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!"
Then I realised it was the same song I listened to the last two days on repeat...
Then I listened to it again
Edit: And I still love the WHY ARE WE OUT OF FLOWERS?!? part
Well... maybe because they're leaving them everywhere. Should have thought about this beforehand. XD
Pichi2214 someone should've told Malinda that they had a limited flowers budget...
Midnight - cheesy announcer voice -
*no flowers were harmed in the making of this video....maybe*
Midnight :p
“We will live forever!! Oh lordie......”
Hahahahahahahahha
long live the queen!
@@yourladbrennen3130 May the Wueen live forever!!!
“You will start tonight,
Must start tonight”
Me, procrastinating: Wow
I don’t know what to do and I’m always in the dark
Translates to.....
I don’t know what to do when I was in school
I’ll give you that one Google.
Randomly my mom will just be like: EXTREEEEMLY SHAAAARP EEEEYES. Thanks Malinda now I think this is my moms favorite song. Sometimes my mom will also be like: I FOUND A SMALL ONE AND TAKE SOME WILD LEFT OVERS. This a laugh for sure!!!!
I always say MONEEEEEY IS GOOD
Or THE CEO IS IN THE AIR
When people ask you why you grind in video games "money isgood"
I love your mom lolol i don't even know her
The exact opposite with my mom
The Whitney Houston part killed me xD
Judith, Dolly Parton did it orginally
"I dont know what to do when I was in school" Yeah, me neither
"... And today you need it today..."
Eye twitch.
I exploded in laughter. Take my like. I subscribed.
That moment at 3:12 when the song gets self-aware... and develops a complex... lol
3:19 At least it's polite about it though, lol
1:51 Also this
0:09 "over heeere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" I'm already choking on laughter
Same
I love how it briefly turns into a Kingdom Hearts song around 2:46
"I get a little AWESOME... however, I see you in my eye" 😂
Dany to Jon: “You threw off my Iron-Throne groove! Arghhh!” 🤣
This translated version is one of the best translated songs you've done, Malinda! x
I also LOVED her "Look What You Made Me Do". It was HILARIOUS!
gradually watermelon
boobs, oooh
ascentfevers 😐 that's weird
that quote I wrote is from bohemian rhapsody (google translate)
Can I just say how much I absolutely LOVE “old” Melinda? At 1:40
Makayla Frank “oh, Lordy”
1:42 to the exact XD and yes I agree XDDDDDDD
*_"Oh LoRdY"_*
you fool, that is clearly the hula queen, fresh and tasty, only seventy
Laughter keeps you young. (Good genes don't hurt either.) She need not fear aging, as it will obviously will come softly to her.
Malinda*
03:51 “I love you very much today.”
But not tomorrow.
That is the implication, isn't it? Haha!
Never tommorrow
"Your love is always in the shade" in the shade of a tree with a duck?
Of a water mellon. Just look up her one of that one.
"We live in a mixture of hot and out of flower- WHY ARE WE OUT OF FLOWERS?!!" The best part
Well, we're out of flowers because we kept leaving them in our hotdog 😂
So, this is about how she will live forever, but tomorrow she will have a heart attack?
MultiDarksamuses lol
As you can see, she comes right back from the heart attack, because she has a heart of darkness.
2:00 "I dont know what to do, when i was in school"
hmm.. I see, so google translate has its own rough time too just like me...
4:08 "there are things i can do in the heart of the time to come" could actually be part of a real song tho xD
I swear this is the 4th song she's gotten me to forget the words to the original...Shape Of You (although I never really knew the original), Despacito, Havana, and now this...and you know what...I'M NOT MAD!!!...I have so much fun listening to her
I think i know something of i love shapes...
My mind is pressing rain
Im in love with your sistem
Yesterday you were in my class
Now my linens such as spices
Everyday i find some new railway
Im in love with you sistem
Oh me oh my oh me oh my
Repeat x2
Gradually watermelon
Gradually watermelon
Gradually watermelon
Gradually watermelon
Gradually watermelon
"I Love Shapes" is the video that started it all for me. I got that as a random CZcams recommendation and since I use GT a lot (I'm learning Japanese) and I know very well the kinds of _WEIRD_ results you can get if you don't know how to work with it, and since I never liked the original of the song to begin with and was actually kind of sick of it being waaay overplayed, I decided I didn't care if the song was ruined for life for me. So I clicked it just to see what it was like, expecting to laugh at the wonky GT scramble and then move on....That is NOT what happened...
I *_LITERALLY_* laughed so hard that I *laughed myself into a near asthma attack* 😂😂😂 The whole video was hilarious, but I was completely *_DONE FOR_* when it got to *"🍉GRADUALLY WATERMELON🍉".* 🤣😂🤣😂🍉 Now if I even hear the first few notes of the intro of "I Love Shapes," I will dissolve into hysterical laughter right then and there wherever I am, whether it's in the car or store or what!😂😂😂 And I should also mention that I introduced my Mum to Malinda and GTS, and we both laugh our heads off as we watch. "Hawaii-He-He-He" is one of our favorites as well! "I Love Shapes", "Total Eclipse of the Heart", "Hawaii-He-He-He" are all easily within the top 5 favorites (and from someone who can never pick 1 favorite movie/book/song/etc, that's saying a LOT!)😂
After this video and the "literal video version" one, I really can't remember the original lol
I dont know if you guys realise that this IS talent!
She is the perfect mix between singing and humour
Love from Belgium
And I-I-I will always love you!!!!
Oh, I realise this all right. Malinda has a beautiful voice, and she is genuinely funny. The "I will always love you" part made me laugh so hard. I have started to get my mother hooked on these GTS videos.
0:29
*What everyone thought about 2020*
To my *Crush*
*"I love you very much today"*
Your face-expressions and funny parts make this song even more fantastic. I almost died from laughter at: I will always love you 👌👌👌. Good job! Keep uploading these amazing video's
I screen-capped some. If you pause at the right time, it's hilarious and awesome!
I know right :P
When she said *i will always love you*
I was shook because google translate said that... like, WOAH
Googlt Tanslate: And now, for something completely different: AND IIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOVE YOUUUUUUU!
Google translate: has heart attack
Also Google translate: If you have a heart attack, don’t think of the past
So basically someone had scary eyes that made her run away, she took the leftovers before she left. She was so scared that she lived in darkness, unable to study for school. Her life on this hotdog is eternal so the heartattack did'nt matter. At the end she realized she still love the person with the creepy eyes and wants him to come back.
Kaelys no it is the creepy person she was running away from.
What. The fuck
Okay, okay. The songs are hilarious. But can we talk about how Malinda SLAYS the singing? Seriously, her voice is soooo beautiful. I mean, 3:25 totally gave me chills.
Keep up the amazing work, Malinda! We love you. ♡
Personally 1:42 gave me more chills
"It's impossible to do anything." - VERY relatable lyric.
I love the face she makes at 1:21 XD
“Occasionally I am scared (2016), this year is going to be a good thing (2017, explodes) O.O” XD
You ran out of flowers because you kept leaving them everywhere xD
Celine Dion: _We know that the hot dogs go on._
would anyone else love to see malinda just do a normal cover of total eclipse of the heart?
"I am small and you will not come"
No BAD MIND!! YOU ARE ON A BIG TIME OUT!!
"Um, anybody going to call 9-1-1?"
"Never mind!"
See, you don't need 911 as long as pray to Cecilia!
I like how the translation of "Total eclipse of the heart" changes every time. Also one of my favourite songs!
"Demolished." I didn't see it coming, still laughing !! TgT
"We will live forever ... Your love is always in the shade ... one man who loves darkness ... heart of darkness ... we have eternal life" It looks like Google translate interpreted the song better than most people do! People generally don't realise that it's about vampires but apparently Google did. Slightly worrying when Google translate is better at understanding than humans!Also, this was the best version of Total Eclipse since the "Literal Video" version. Does anybody else now want to hear the Google Translate version of that one?
Lynzi Oliver-Musto i do!!!!
Dance of the Vampires or what❗️❓ the Austrian/German Version of course not the „Broadway thing“
OMG THIS IS ART
Deadmoose very true xD
1:35
When you finish all your tasks in Among Us
"And I will always love you" and "Heart Attack" gets me every time
For some reason, I think some senile old woman in a retirement home is singing this XD
TheWizardMiner we will live forever ( oh Lordy)
Who would win ?
Extremely Sharp Eyes
Or
Growing Growing Plant
Or
Gradually Watermelon
Edmund Ray Valentine Gradually Watermelon. I had that phrase stuck in my head for a couple of days.
The disease of the sponge always wins.
Edmund Ray Valentine I don't know who would win, but now my wife is a virgin.
Edmund Ray Valentine extremely sharp eyes
Gradually watermelon
4:43 Never Mind.. Good Reference there