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lets say that to my dog called Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog and see if he recognises his name (he isn't called that but lets see anyway!)
My desperate attempt to logically understand Google Translate's version: It's Christmas Eve. Children are children. Their parents are hippies working with China. Satan gets up, assesses the night, and cracks the window with lighting. That summons Thor's locusts and they do battle. But the parents, holy to St. Nicholas, pray to him. So tiny animal St. Nick (with a pen and pencil face) rides in with his sleigh pulled by eight people to kill Satan. He yells random advice and carries a sack of sex toys. St. Nick breaks the roof as some guy named Paul goes up the fireplace. One of them is rubbing feathers on himself. Meanwhile, Nicole is in the kitchen hatching some eggs and getting drunk. Flutes ooze from the trees. Suddenly, St. Nick's face explodes. The narrator runs for Nicole, but she doesn't recognize them. Meanwhile, St. Nick starts acting - he fills the stockings over the oven, curses his finger (maybe he burnt it?), then sticks his head in the oven. He leaves with his bleeding team, but they all break and die. So Nicole, lost, cries at St. Nick as he falls from the sky: "Happy Birthday to everyone and good luck." P.S. Dog.
So the narrator snuck out of bed for an affair, discovered his girlfriend had amnesia and that Santa was a demon in disguise, causing Santa to frame the narrator for murder and then commit suicide?
@@ttwilight_dragon Well that only makes sense, everyone knows China's evil, just like Satan Santa who enjoys giving out adult toys and cooking his head in the oven
I don't know but my kids and I just watched Google Translate Sings for like an hour, and THAT is the line we can't stop saying to each other. It's magical. Or if we're going to believe predjudice text, it's medical.
i keep picturing it as a bunch of people in a hurry for some reason and one person tells another to shave his/her/their feet but not worry about their leg because there's no time for that! but i don't know why, maybe it's the way she said it XD
I like this I like you just because of how crazy it is like what what does that even mean with 8 people a small animal and a T-bone what does that mean
1:53 “World Health Organization” 3:34 “And vaccinate” 5:47 “Anxiety is coming from China” 6:15 “They all died” *GOOGLE TRANSLATE PREDICTED COVID* Edit: realized someone else commented this before i did :
Malinda: And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath. Google Translate: Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog. Me: * accidently chokes on my popcorn and laughs it out*
Man, Google Translate Satan seems like such a chill guy. First he takes people out for pasta, then he gives them rides on his tractors, and then he accepts his place as being second to God and now he's just being content in his garden. Quite the character development from "God acted against me!" Now, if only he didn't make the taxis in hell cost $6 per minute...
Peony the Pinecone “Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!” = Wikiwiki! Shave your feet! Your leg is fine! “The prancing and pawing of each little hoof” =Small foot and stress. Is the real message here about Santa expressing that he needs to see a podiatrist?
I really connect on a personal level to the line, "Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog" It just gets me, ya know?
Me and my best friend go to the same club every time and we know all the people there, but one of them always forgets who I am and comes to us always hug my best friend and gives me the hand and introduce herself. 😂😂 it's a running gag by now but we went there just yesterday and it happend again I've just send it over to her 😂😅
Hints to COVID-19: 1.All World Health Organization 2. This is a collaboration with other Chinese consumers (China was worrying during the first stages of COVID) 3. He got up out of bed to get used to the situation (indicates me getting used to online learning lol) 4. Telephone communication and communication (calling friends during quarantine ;-;) 5. Play well and vaccinate! 6. I smiled when I saw her, but she didn't recognize me (when you don't recognize your friend after quarantine) 7. As a result, you may not realize that anxiety is coming from China (same idea as number 2)
“When satan was in the garden, he was content.” “He got out of bed to get used to the situation.” “The window cracked like an electrician.” “Thor winks and unlocks the locusts.”
When Jesus was in the garden He was crying so it makes sense that Satan was content with Him at that time. But Jesus still died and rose after 3 days and so Satan ended up losing in the end ... which overcame any small comfort Satan might have had seeing Jesus in distress in the garden of Gethsemane.
"St. Nicholas sleigh of sex toys" actually makes it funnier (in a cruel way), since St. Nicholas was trying to help a struggling neighbor; he sneaked three sacks full of gold into his neighbor's house, enough gold for each of his three daughters to marry well, to save them from a future in prostitution and/or slavery. Giving the unfortunate girls sex toys (instead of financial security) is definitely rubbing salt into the wound!
@@ryansenft3315 I never said that they weren't. I'm just pointing out that this neighbor of St. Nicolas was struggling and, unable to secure dowries for his three daughters, his daughters would likely be forced into prostitution to support themselves. Giving the girls sex toys instead of financial security (which Nicolas thankfully gave to them) makes St Nicolas sounds pretty callous to their plight.
Personally I think Satan’s PR team need to hear about this get some rebranding going on, maybe a CZcams channel going. Satan’s Monday Gardening Tips for the Demon on the Go.
“This is a collaboration with other Chinese consumers.” “As a result, you may not realize that anxiety is coming from China.” I somehow expected this and yet didn’t expect this at the same time…
When Satan was in the garden he was content He got out of bed to get used to the situation So Satan's chilling in someone's garden on Christmas Eve night and they got out of bed to make sure this wasn't a nightmare.
Shave your feet, not your legs. It’s common sense people Edit: SaNtA iS aN aNaGrAm FoR sAtAn Double edit: Y’all, yer legs are FINE, they don’t need shaving
It's like the original is read through the eyes of an innocent child, and the translation is the mother who watched on in horror, and feels the need to tell the neighbours what actually happened.
my favorites are 'i soon learned he was killed by saint nick', 'when you encounter an obstacle you go strait to heavan', and 'he put his head in the oven'
I can not at all even remotely understand this constantly reposted template of a comment. What in the world does the phrase "nobody" and "nobody at all" followed by a colon then blank space make any sense?
@@jonathancripe5776 omg follow the memes will you it means no one but this random message example No one: No one AT ALL: Jonathan Cripe:WhaT DoEs ThAT mEaN?
“When Satan was in the garden, he was content” So you’re telling me that whole chapter of Genesis was just all about a snek trying to get rid of the two naked people who had decided to move into his happy place?
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Merry Christmas
Hey translate winnie tha pooh
Pease just do other book reading with google translate
Merry Christmas!
“A wine vacume”
I swear, Google Translate has an alcohol problem.
Merry Christmas!
And that's why it always sex talks too
@@MASIIMIDNA hahah
Princess of Twilight what about Satan, though?
@@koolkitty108 :and that too
“Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog” wise words google translate
lets say that to my dog called Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog and see if he recognises his name
(he isn't called that but lets see anyway!)
The best thing is that I'm visiting my dog today DOGGO!!!!!!!
GT had a malfunction LOL
Google translate needs a pet.
When my parents ask me what pet I want.
“A tiny animal with eight people!”
I just imagined a terrified animal surrounded by eight people T-posing
T pose to show your superiority
OMG i'm dying right now , I'm rolling on the floor hahahajahaajajaj
This was actually a ancient hunting strategy made by cavemen to catch prey.
WALUIGI?
@@oliverharston815 …
“He put his head in the oven.”
“NO SANTA NO-“
My desperate attempt to logically understand Google Translate's version:
It's Christmas Eve. Children are children. Their parents are hippies working with China. Satan gets up, assesses the night, and cracks the window with lighting. That summons Thor's locusts and they do battle. But the parents, holy to St. Nicholas, pray to him. So tiny animal St. Nick (with a pen and pencil face) rides in with his sleigh pulled by eight people to kill Satan. He yells random advice and carries a sack of sex toys. St. Nick breaks the roof as some guy named Paul goes up the fireplace. One of them is rubbing feathers on himself. Meanwhile, Nicole is in the kitchen hatching some eggs and getting drunk. Flutes ooze from the trees. Suddenly, St. Nick's face explodes. The narrator runs for Nicole, but she doesn't recognize them. Meanwhile, St. Nick starts acting - he fills the stockings over the oven, curses his finger (maybe he burnt it?), then sticks his head in the oven. He leaves with his bleeding team, but they all break and die. So Nicole, lost, cries at St. Nick as he falls from the sky: "Happy Birthday to everyone and good luck." P.S. Dog.
Thank you for making my day!!!😀😀
This looks like one of those scripts written by a bot.
Can this be a new Christmas movie? Please.
That makes perfect sense! So that's what Clement Moore was trying to say!
I haven't laughed so hard in a while...!
This makes more sense than quite a few of the Adult Swim cartoons.
So the narrator snuck out of bed for an affair, discovered his girlfriend had amnesia and that Santa was a demon in disguise, causing Santa to frame the narrator for murder and then commit suicide?
Suddenly, this Christmas story got very dark.
Sounds legit
Don't forget China is the origin of anxiety and it's consumers are part of the narrator's group...
I ALWAYS KNEW ANXIETY WASN'T AMERICAN.
@@ttwilight_dragon Well that only makes sense, everyone knows China's evil, just like Satan Santa who enjoys giving out adult toys and cooking his head in the oven
“World health organization”
“Anxiety is coming from China”
“Stay well and vaccinate”
How did you know!?
Happy birthday to everyone and good luck!
Yeah I just realized myself google translate predicted COVID !!
Google translate is a fortune teller
google translate is omni-present
Underrated 1
“Wikiwiki, shave your feet, your leg is fine.”
Can someone tell me why this line made me burst out laughing 😂
oof
I don't know but my kids and I just watched Google Translate Sings for like an hour, and THAT is the line we can't stop saying to each other. It's magical. Or if we're going to believe predjudice text, it's medical.
i keep picturing it as a bunch of people in a hurry for some reason and one person tells another to shave his/her/their feet but not worry about their leg because there's no time for that!
but i don't know why, maybe it's the way she said it XD
I died laughing at that!
@@AC_Gaming915when it said shave your feet i don’t know why but I pictured shaving the bottom of the feet and it made me shiver
"But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer."
"A small animal with eight people!"
*Google just did the Uno Reverse Card*
I like this I like you just because of how crazy it is like what what does that even mean with 8 people a small animal and a T-bone what does that mean
[Maniacal laugh]
Oml true. ALSO EVERY COMMENT HERE IS MAKING ME LAUGH
exactly
That’s really not funny, My reindeer got ran over by a grandma recently and I’m still really upset about it… :
“He put his head in the oven....”
“NO SANTA NOOOO-!!!”
i just commented tat
@@lourdthebluefoxie I commented this two months ago lol
@@angsty.axe__906 lmao
The best part of this video 😂😂
6:05
"When Satan was in the garden, he was content"
I died
Paradise lost
"When you encounter an obstacle, you go to Heaven."
*Me, every time something new goes wrong*
"His cheeks are like pens, his nose is a pencil"
*Abstract art be like*
Pearl
I_speak_for _the_birbs, so basically Nick is secretly Pinocchio.
He is also sexy
*Forgive me*
@@wolfheart8604 amethyst
@@retrogue636 garnet
“He got out of bed to get used to the situation” is honestly me every mornings
Honestly, that's what I do whenever I get up and see Satan standing in my garden perfectly contented.
Same
1:53 “World Health Organization”
3:34 “And vaccinate”
5:47 “Anxiety is coming from China”
6:15 “They all died”
*GOOGLE TRANSLATE PREDICTED COVID*
Edit: realized someone else commented this before i did :
Yeah it did😂. Only if we understood it then😑
I did! And I want to borrow the “play well and vaccinate” line and use it for a shirt, or something.
@@unnikrishnan.a5028 he did not know anxiety was coming from china
Saddd lol
@CATch_Me! did i ask
Malinda: And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath.
Google Translate: Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog Dog.
Me: * accidently chokes on my popcorn and laughs it out*
I totally agree with you!!!
I was reading this and eating egg rolls at the same time and I just got to that part and I did the same xd
Normal: Christmas
Google translate: Thor vs. Satan
I would pay to watch that
Great, now we need a Christmas movie about that.
Edit: Make sure we incorporate a suicidal Santa Claus in there somehow.
*FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT*
Don’t forget Nicole
Lol yes
"The child is a child"
"The snow is like snow"
_true, 100% true_
_Me trying to convince someone_
TechGeos1019 *MATH IS MATH!*
@@kelinsonjanuario8615 _Oh my hylia you are a legend_
People die when they are killed
TechGeos1019 when I was 1, my mom asked me “what does snow taste like?” My response: “snowmen!!” LOL
“Play well and vaccinate!"
"His face was full of explosions!"
I think Google translate is obsessed with science
and obssessed with 2020/21
Man, Google Translate Satan seems like such a chill guy. First he takes people out for pasta, then he gives them rides on his tractors, and then he accepts his place as being second to God and now he's just being content in his garden. Quite the character development from "God acted against me!" Now, if only he didn't make the taxis in hell cost $6 per minute...
He also let his team die and put his head in the oven
Also if you've seen google translate sings baby it's cold outside hes Linda's wife lol
@@lemons1086 No he's Linda's mother's wife
@@elechronic oh lol still
@@lemons1086 and grandpa can’t die
English: And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath
Google translate: DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DIG
Phoebe 101 that one single typo on your comment “DIG”.
Google Translate: DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
Phoebe 101: DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DIG
So... Santa came bringing sex toys, is actually an animal pulled by 8 people, and kept going till everyone bled to death? Wow. Christmas is rough.
The best comment of the whole video.
Thank you for the summerization.
Don't forget he put his head in the oven.
@@wyntertheicewyvern6226 And that's he's now Satan
@@alaylaburkhart5940 At least he's chill about it.
😂😂😂
"Anxiety is coming from China"
Well, she wasn't lying.
Nobody talking about “St Nicholas Sleigh of Sex Toys?”
I was looking for comments of that!!
And that's disturbing and creepy, and he's a saint too and knowing what Christmas means... yeah...
@@doloresgronenberg5882 yeah me to
No No No No
Malinda agter saying it: no no nonono why did I say that ima die now
*_“when satan was in the garden, he was content”_*
oh dear-
• lemøn • oh deer
oh my i see-
• lemøn • u flamingo fan?
Nvm the google translate is a flamingo fan
Henry Wong ya I watch flamingo
“Shave your feet! Your leg is fine!”
Google translate, FYI, my foot is not more hairy than my leg
Peony the Pinecone “Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”
= Wikiwiki! Shave your feet! Your leg is fine!
“The prancing and pawing of each little hoof”
=Small foot and stress.
Is the real message here about Santa expressing that he needs to see a podiatrist?
W i k i w i k i
If your a pine cone you don’t even have legs or feet
M&M's TV good point
“thor winks and unlocks the locusts”
so now we know who to blame for the locusts.
Are we sure it wasn't Loki in disguise?
69 years ago, you got me
When I read your name I thought it said that the comment was posted 69 years ago-
*THERE WILL BE A SPOON SHORTAGE*
"Wine vacuum"
"After the stupidity, throw it back"
Just a typical christmas day
yup
"Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog."
Jeez, that's one person's Christmas list right there.
It's my christmas list :D
@@DeZeCrATioN Same!!
@@Emily-cy6ej same except with 233 million dogs
Kind of like Lisa Simpson's list:
A pony
A pony
A pony
A pony
A pony
A pony
A pony
A pony
A pony
Only person I can think of who would get that already has like 15.
"The child is a child"
*Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.*
The snow...
Is like...
*snow*
Saint Nick. Sleigh of _-sex toys-_
The Copper One
*Water, snow, ice, lake, ocean, rain.... all are water*
Google Translate ain’t wrong there.
iAmWatching You r/woooosh
I really connect on a personal level to the line, "Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog"
It just gets me, ya know?
"Satan was in the garden"
This is what I said in my head:
"Hey mom can you get the holy water? Satan's in the garden again!"
Oh no not again!
But he's content :)
“He put his head in the oven”.
No nO SaNtA
*NO SANTA NO*
“I smiled when I saw her, but she didn’t recognize me.”
Every Crush Ever
Me and my best friend go to the same club every time and we know all the people there, but one of them always forgets who I am and comes to us always hug my best friend and gives me the hand and introduce herself. 😂😂 it's a running gag by now but we went there just yesterday and it happend again I've just send it over to her 😂😅
@@KeinAbendessen Make a card for her and have a little tally on the side of all the times she's done that.
Good for you, I *never* had a crush until today
Well what's worse, that or being in the friend zone?
Lonely i'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody to call my own
5:13
*google translate loves dogs.*
How did “Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash”
Become “Thor winks and unlocks the locusts”
Wait...
She’s secretly trying not to die inside during this.
I'm sure she's like that for many if not most of these. Dying of laughter, cringe, and probably embarrassment too😆😆😆
@RikkyCZ meaning she's trying not to die laughing :)
"secretly"?
so true
I think that google translate will just make it better.
Me too.
ß
Hints to COVID-19:
1.All World Health Organization
2. This is a collaboration with other Chinese consumers (China was worrying during the first stages of COVID)
3. He got up out of bed to get used to the situation (indicates me getting used to online learning lol)
4. Telephone communication and communication (calling friends during quarantine ;-;)
5. Play well and vaccinate!
6. I smiled when I saw her, but she didn't recognize me (when you don't recognize your friend after quarantine)
7. As a result, you may not realize that anxiety is coming from China (same idea as number 2)
“When satan was in the garden, he was content.”
“He got out of bed to get used to the situation.”
“The window cracked like an electrician.”
“Thor winks and unlocks the locusts.”
“The child is a child” -Google Translate 2019 Dec 22
The floor is made out of floor
That’s deep
And "the snow is like snow"
"Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog."
Like Gertrude Stein said, "Rose is a rose is a rose".
Can we get socks saying: "Wikiwiki! Shave your feet! Your leg is fine!"?
I'd buy them
“ satan was in the garden, he was content.”
Me: well that’s surprising :P
When Jesus was in the garden He was crying so it makes sense that Satan was content with Him at that time. But Jesus still died and rose after 3 days and so Satan ended up losing in the end ... which overcame any small comfort Satan might have had seeing Jesus in distress in the garden of Gethsemane.
Paradise lost
"St. Nicholas sleigh of sex toys" actually makes it funnier (in a cruel way), since St. Nicholas was trying to help a struggling neighbor; he sneaked three sacks full of gold into his neighbor's house, enough gold for each of his three daughters to marry well, to save them from a future in prostitution and/or slavery.
Giving the unfortunate girls sex toys (instead of financial security) is definitely rubbing salt into the wound!
Toys aren't only for children, just saying.
@@ryansenft3315 I never said that they weren't. I'm just pointing out that this neighbor of St. Nicolas was struggling and, unable to secure dowries for his three daughters, his daughters would likely be forced into prostitution to support themselves.
Giving the girls sex toys instead of financial security (which Nicolas thankfully gave to them) makes St Nicolas sounds pretty callous to their plight.
"When Satan was in the garden, he was content"
So *that's* Malinda's unknown friend from Love Letter!
Personally I think Satan’s PR team need to hear about this get some rebranding going on, maybe a CZcams channel going. Satan’s Monday Gardening Tips for the Demon on the Go.
“This is a collaboration with other Chinese consumers.”
“As a result, you may not realize that anxiety is coming from China.”
I somehow expected this and yet didn’t expect this at the same time…
Expect the unexpected with Google Translate. :D
Oh no XD
I would think it's coming from North Korea but still works.
“You may not know that China brings anxiety” -Google Translate
“Wait, why do I have anxiety? I have never been to China.” -Me
I can relate
Mayby they shipped it over to Amarica with all the stuff we by from China
@@elechronic but covid
@@Lucario0007 Surprisingly, covid never gave me anxiety
“He got up out of bed to get used to the situation”
Me, every morning when I wake up, I guess
"... that anxiety is coming from China."
Google translate has been trying to warn us this entire time...
An idea: use google translate for fortunetelling
‘The child was a child.’
‘The snow was like snow.’
I mean...you’re not wrong.
WoW
Ah yes, the floor is floor. uwu
Ceski And the ceiling is ceiling owo
R/technicallythetechnicallythetruth
@@sophiamayes4035 AND ME IS ME AND THE MIRROR IS A MIRROR AND PAPER IS PAPER
4:52 Can we appreciate Malinda containing her laughter after "his nose is like a pencil"?
“Saint Nicholas sleigh of sex toys”
WHAT THE HELL SAINT NICHOLAS
Translate: "As a result you may not realize that anxiety is coming from China"
Translate knows
Literally the first translated phrase was about the WHO too, kinda spooky.
LilGamingYes - Woah woah
I just thought that right now
Isn't this a little conspiracy...
Yo
"The child is a child." "The snow is like snow. " *Hmmmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor.*
Are you sure though?
And the sea is the same as the sea
$20 is $20
This tea is tea
Virus or virus
"I consider myself holy to Nicholas"
"A wine vacuum"
"My head is painted on a poster"
...Rasputin?
When Satan was in the garden he was content
He got out of bed to get used to the situation
So Satan's chilling in someone's garden on Christmas Eve night and they got out of bed to make sure this wasn't a nightmare.
"Saint Nicholas Sleigh of sex toys."
Santa is forever ruined for me......
It took me forever to find this comment!
No no on on
Yep.. me too... I am forever scarred for life.. 😂
Santa can't wait to visit the children
Underrated. I spit my milk all over my iPad, which is why I’m typing this on my laptop
“The child is a child”
“The snow is like snow”
“Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog”
Me in English class
Same here buddy
Mood 😂
Sameee
IKR
But I am good at English
BUT THAT'S ME WHEN I RUN OUT OF IDEAS
Feels like what I’m told to write down. Nonesense
"The child is a child"
Well I'd sure hope it is
3:34 get your COVID vaccinations people!
“The child is a child”
“The snow is like snow”
Wow so deep
The more you know
yes.
*MOOD*
This is a sneak peak at Billie eilish's new song
Jeb:
The snow is snowier
Shave your feet, not your legs. It’s common sense people
Edit: SaNtA iS aN aNaGrAm FoR sAtAn
Double edit: Y’all, yer legs are FINE, they don’t need shaving
Wiki Wiki!!!!
I have to shave my overgrown scales sometimes.
What? Common sense!
If you're a Hobbit, that is...
Send legs?
No
Here the night before Christmas in 2020. The google translate version is scarily accurate 😂
It's scarier that this was made last year!!
o.O
“The child is a…. Child”
Relatable
“This is a collaborative with other Chinese consumers.”
“Anxiety is coming from China.”
CORONA VIRIUS!
Literally the first translated phrase was about the WHO too, kinda spooky.
Wonder if the translator was trying to send a message
Oh my god that’s what I thought
I had to check when this video was released.
It mentioned the WHO, vaccines, China causing anxiety, and the Chinese collaborative..... :o
It's like the original is read through the eyes of an innocent child, and the translation is the mother who watched on in horror, and feels the need to tell the neighbours what actually happened.
Even with Santa and his sleigh full of s*x toys
And "dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog" is when she just broke 😂
Amelia Dogwood
Your username is convenient
*"As a result, you may not realize that anxiety is coming from China."*
Definition of 2020.
yeah ikr but it's called "covid-19" which means 2019 , but yeah
@@penguin22penguin22 covid-19 is from 2019 because it’s from late 2019 or a day before 2020.
@@michi-tankenka8116 ik , co=corona vi=virus d=December and 19=2019 I think.
@@penguin22penguin22 You’re all right
@@michi-tankenka8116 ok
And thus the merry poetry turned into a cursed darkness of depression
“Santa’s sleigh of sex toys”
Hum Idk who is to blame the kids who asked for them or Santa
If there are teens then The children but if teens dont belive.. santa doing dirty
I'm gonna pull the Mrs Claus card
Well, someone has certainly been naughty..
*”no, No, NOOOOo”* -Malinda
You've been a naughty girl, come and sit on my lap
"he put his head in the oven"
"He traveled and his team was bleeding"
"And they all died when they broke"
Well there goes Christmas guys.
Sophie Dunn we know who is not getting any presents
Rip good ol' st nick
😢 I’m 1 month late
“But I heard her crying, she was lost”
Holy shoot
"After the stupidity... throw it back"
Soo whos doing this at new years 2020
Malinda: Thor winks
Marvel: hold up
"His cheeks are like pens, his nose is a pencil."
Sounds like Pinocchio.
Is this a BFB ship???? o.O
"The child is a child" My parents discussing me.
my favorites are 'i soon learned he was killed by saint nick', 'when you encounter an obstacle you go strait to heavan', and 'he put his head in the oven'
I like how Rudolph is never mentioned in any Christmas story that has Santa calling his reindeer XD
He only goes when it is important to the plot
@@pageturner2958 Okay, but what is Olive’s excuse?
someone: MY LEG IS BROKEN HELP--
Google Translate: YOUR LEG IS *FINE*
same person:My foot!
Shave your feet!
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Google Translate: Wikiwiki! Shave your feet!
I can not at all even remotely understand this constantly reposted template of a comment. What in the world does the phrase "nobody" and "nobody at all" followed by a colon then blank space make any sense?
Ryan Sandberg YOUR LEG IS FINE
@@jonathancripe5776 Ok boomer
@@jonathancripe5776 omg follow the memes will you it means no one but this random message example
No one:
No one AT ALL:
Jonathan Cripe:WhaT DoEs ThAT mEaN?
@@jonathancripe5776 it's just a meme, you can look it up on knowyourmeme if you don't get it
Guys "As a result, you may not realize that anxiety is coming from china"
Was this a prediction?
ikr google translate knew what was gonna happen... :O
4:57 That sure is a funny seed.
"Saint Nicholas Sleigh of Sex toys"
"No no no no"
Me: NOPE NOPE NOPE
OH GOD NO
Oh yes,oh yes,oh yes!
Oh NOOOOOOOO
yes yes yes
Nooooo
Google Translate: “And the baby can fly faster than the storm.”
Ah yes. Everyone knows the story of Superman.
Are sure that isn’t baby Jesus?
@@jareththegoblinking3191 they are the House of El
Superbaby of the Incredibles?
@@marvindujardin463 Yesssss
"You may not realize anxiety is coming from China."
"Last" year the words were true...
"He stuck his head in the oven"
No No Santa!! No!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine if they make a horror movie about that
“When Satan was in the garden, he was content” So you’re telling me that whole chapter of Genesis was just all about a snek trying to get rid of the two naked people who had decided to move into his happy place?
I guess so...hmm
Yup
Anything is an alternative happy place compared to Hell.
Yup.
“I smiled when i saw her, but she didn’t recognize me”
Me when I mistake someone for my friend.
*Pain*
Omg samee
I have to stop eating while watching these!!! Almost choked several times!!
"As a result, you may not realize that anxiety is coming from China."
Well that aged well
yep
Nothing like Satan and Thor to stir the Christmas spirit
Weirdly accurate, to some, when you mention pagan winter solstice festivals! :D
My thought exactly. Probably convinced St. Nick to join 'em. Why else would he have a sleigh full of sex toys.
*with Santa’s slay of sex toys!*
@@phuonglu1332 death during sex, either weird s&m gone wrong or Santa died happy.
"the child is a child"
_hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor_
"And when I wake up, I'm getting a CT scan!"
the snow is snow
*sniff* yes and the smell in the air has a smell
_BREATH_ Ah Yes, The *AIR* Here Is Made Out Of *AIR*
69 likes I can't ruin that
“Anxiety is coming from China”
Everyone; true
6:14 "and they all died"
The ending of every game I played as a kid
"When you encounter an obstacle, you go to heaven"
Well, yeah, if you encounter it hard enough 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Lawl XD
"The snow is like....snow."
Me trying to explain anything.
ThE ChiLd Is A cHiLd
S a m e
@@angiebeaudoin9926 dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog
this is the best reading of the night before Christmas
4:26
Hey... I'm not! I'm watching this video in my bedroom!
"And they all died when they broke"
"She was lost"
"He put his head in the oven"
In remembrance of everyone who...
"HaPpY bIrThDaY tO eVeRyOnE"
-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA!
And gooood luck!
*Saint Nicholas Sleigh of **-sex toys-*
"All the World health organization."
"You may not realise anxiety is coming from China."
Translate knew, she was trying to warn us!
The prophecy...!
Something about vaccines too I think. So weird
Plays well, and vaccinate
"With a little old driver so lively and quick"
"i feel like im starving"
"i knew in a moment he must be St.Nick"
Best rap verse in history