Google Translate Sings: "Memory" from CATS

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 16. 12. 2019
  • CHECK OUT MY MUSIC CHANNEL: bit.ly/2D11Onl
    SUBSCRIBE: bit.ly/sub2Malinda
    PATREON: bit.ly/MKRsupport
    MERCH: shopmalinda.com/
    Follow me on:
    Twitter @missmalindakat / missmalindakat
    Facebook / malindakathleenreese
    Instagram @missmalindakat / missmalindakat
    For business inquiries: mkreesebusiness@gmail.com
    For autographs and snail mail:
    3430 Connecticut Ave NW PO Box 11855
    Washington DC 20008
    Mix by Johnny Deltoro
    Track by Cristian Villagra bit.ly/2IORv7q
    *EQUIPMENT*
    (all links are affiliate links, so if you buy from here you support me too!)
    AUDIO
    For singing: amzn.to/2wwYXRo
    For vlogging: amzn.to/2wyQfSE
    A great start mic: amzn.to/2xhkScb
    Interface: amzn.to/2fAxFyM
    VIDEO
    Camera: amzn.to/2hi08JS
    Lens: amzn.to/2fABZ14
    Vlog camera: amzn.to/2xnN4vT
    I use Logic and Final Cut Pro to edit audio and video respectively :)
    THANK YOU PATRONS!!
    Richard Aukema
    Fredrik Boström
    Bree Campbell
    Will & Sheila Cole
    Whitney Dodson
    Fr. Joe Fessenden
    Mariah Fyock-Williams
    Mimi Ginsburg
    Marlo Delfin Gonzales
    Pippa Hillebrand
    Brian Hughes
    Jonathan Isip
    Sam Knetsch
    Raphael Lauterbach
    Rachele McKelly
    Alex Molloy
    Maya Jade R.C
    Razillie
    Kelsey Sanders
    Jeff Schwarz
    Septemviral
    Chewy Shaw
    Mary Hall Surface
    Kris Vasicek
  • Hudba

Komentáře • 2,2K

  • @notagamer2452
    @notagamer2452 Před 4 lety +4136

    "I want to die forever"
    "I'm back"
    Every movie heroes ever

  • @davidparkes7741
    @davidparkes7741 Před 4 lety +461

    "Moon dementia."
    That.... That actually explains a lot when you think about this musical lol.

    • @FeepingCreature
      @FeepingCreature Před 4 lety +31

      Too much moonsugar rots Khajiit's brainss.

    • @bessieburnet9816
      @bessieburnet9816 Před 4 lety +17

      That was pretty much the actual line. 😂

    • @biteyofbrackenwood
      @biteyofbrackenwood Před 4 lety +7

      I just realized these might've been khajiits all this time and they're singing about Moonsugar ._.

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick Před 4 lety +1

      @@biteyofbrackenwood tf is a khajiits...?

    • @biteyofbrackenwood
      @biteyofbrackenwood Před 4 lety +1

      @@DinosaurNick Khajiit are cat people that you obviously don't know about and they can be found in this game series called The Elder Scrolls.

  • @andymac8437
    @andymac8437 Před 4 lety +1943

    “I know he does not cheat, but he will”
    Google translate has trust issues

  • @_morrigan_5973
    @_morrigan_5973 Před 4 lety +603

    Malinda : "Now what have we learned today class?"
    The Entire Comment Section : "PuUUUurple, PPUURRPPLLEE"

  • @Godzillaman
    @Godzillaman Před 4 lety +1124

    "Then the wind begins to suck."
    Isn't that called a tornado?

  • @ritsumaocanon
    @ritsumaocanon Před 4 lety +569

    "I'd like to skip"
    *_Me everytime when there's a long ad that i can't skip_*

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Před 4 lety +17

      *Me everytime there's any ad I can't skip*
      FTFY

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 4 lety +10

      It’s even worse now that they put two ads.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 Před 4 lety +2

      Cinemasins, anyone?

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Před 4 lety

      @@davincent98
      Cinemasins is trash though

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 Před 4 lety +1

      @@pluto3194 true, but he does like to SKIP! [DING]

  • @placeholder8327
    @placeholder8327 Před 4 lety +350

    Memory: “You’re the banana. Here’s a bad smell.”
    The Greatest Showman: “You are a banana.”
    I’ll Make A Man Out Of You: “You are a depressed banana I met.”
    I sense a theme here.

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety +17

      “Here is the link” doesn’t put a link

    • @MJ_Llama
      @MJ_Llama Před 2 lety +9

      Underrated comment

    • @alexandersean4708
      @alexandersean4708 Před 6 měsíci +3

      I've figured it out! GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS PLANNING BANANA ARSON! (When Potassium burns, the flames turn purple. "It seems that the fire was not strong enough, Purple purple.")

  • @DistrarSubvoyikar
    @DistrarSubvoyikar Před 4 lety +456

    "The previous day is tomorrow"
    Sounds like you're caught in a three day temporal loop. Which would also explain "this is not a new day"

    • @swisinwisin1746
      @swisinwisin1746 Před 4 lety +18

      When I saw it I just thought
      "If the previous day was tomorrow, then maybe you were saying that it *was* tomorrow two days ago, but now its not" but that doesnt make sense, so lets say theres day1, day2 and day3. Youre on day 3. If you were on day1, then day2 would be tomorrow. Day2 is the day before day3. So the previous day *was* tomorrow on day1.
      Idk if this makes sense, but it made sense in my head. (Sorry if I killed your braincells)

    • @disme5314
      @disme5314 Před 4 lety +6

      Gingrrr alien More like
      You time travel to tomorrow and after the day end you comeback to your original day which is the previous day so to you tomorrow is your yesterday

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist Před 3 lety +7

      Majora's Mask in a nutshell

    • @DistrarSubvoyikar
      @DistrarSubvoyikar Před 3 lety +1

      @@robonator2945 Lmao

    • @izaacreatherishere
      @izaacreatherishere Před rokem +3

      The next day was terrible

  • @alpacahat6771
    @alpacahat6771 Před 4 lety +821

    “Has the moon lost her memory?”
    “Moon dementia”
    *Pretty legit.*

    • @alpacahat6771
      @alpacahat6771 Před 4 lety +6

      EllizGaming CZSK how dArE yOu 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀😾😾😾😾😾😭😭😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😤😤😢😢😢

    • @thymepilot3563
      @thymepilot3563 Před 3 lety +1

      @Nightmare Fredbear too bad a made it 333 likes

    • @No-cb1vm
      @No-cb1vm Před 3 lety +2

      Poor Yue...

    • @bridgestudentkyle9419
      @bridgestudentkyle9419 Před 3 lety +1

      I made it 444 likes

    • @ianhowick
      @ianhowick Před 3 lety +3

      Even more legit when applied to Khajiit

  • @bplionel2
    @bplionel2 Před 4 lety +1685

    The movie is more "Cats as humans". The stage play is more "Humans as cats".

  • @theresaheroinmyhead
    @theresaheroinmyhead Před 4 lety +378

    "The wind begins to suck"
    "You suck wind. YOU SUCK."
    People with long hair can relate

  • @inko5552
    @inko5552 Před 4 lety +418

    ”The previous day was tomorrow”
    ”The next day was terrible”
    ”This is not a new day”
    Seems like Google doesn't know what day it is

  • @hyruleanate
    @hyruleanate Před 4 lety +707

    "I want to die forever" *2 seconds later* "I'm back!"

  • @chudoptitsa
    @chudoptitsa Před 4 lety +716

    So... "Cats" is about time travellers trying to save Christmas now.

    • @islasullivan3463
      @islasullivan3463 Před 4 lety +44

      It makes more sense than the actual plot.

    • @crystalward1444
      @crystalward1444 Před 4 lety +37

      Or else Google knows that every cat has a tendency to try and eat the Christmas tree.

    • @marshroverv5632
      @marshroverv5632 Před 4 lety +37

      "The previous day is tomorrow"
      "This is not a new day"
      IT'S ABOUT GROUNDHOG DAY

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 Před 4 lety +29

      So it's this year's Doctor Who holiday special?

    • @thesirensystem
      @thesirensystem Před 4 lety +5

      A much better plot

  • @andymac8437
    @andymac8437 Před 4 lety +456

    “The beer is back”
    Google translate is officially an alcoholic

  • @onikrii7469
    @onikrii7469 Před 4 lety +182

    "Don't let me know happiness"
    "Crush yourself"
    "I want to die forever"
    Google Translate now has depression.

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety +7

      how dare they do that to SpongeBob >:(

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 Před 3 lety +9

      It's probably from us laughing at its poor translation abilities. Sorry, not sorry.

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose Před 4 lety +378

    "Collection of dried leaves...with a candle in my shoe." Sounds like out of context lines from a poem.

    • @defectedzombie7348
      @defectedzombie7348 Před 4 lety +3

      Kobold

    • @defectedzombie7348
      @defectedzombie7348 Před 4 lety +1

      U NO TAKE CANDLE

    • @Olivia_220
      @Olivia_220 Před 4 lety +6

      English teachers if they heard this:
      Now Can you explain what this means please.

    • @danielc2310
      @danielc2310 Před 4 lety +2

      That’s what happened when Jack tried to jump over the candlestick but pulled a Humpty Dumpty.

    • @msoileau83
      @msoileau83 Před 4 lety +1

      Kind of like the play....

  • @angeladavidson2350
    @angeladavidson2350 Před 4 lety +328

    "I know that he does not cheat, but he will." -Angelica to Eliza at some point definitely

    • @No-899
      @No-899 Před 4 lety +9

      Accurate

    • @rivby3695
      @rivby3695 Před 4 lety +11

      Also, when she said "my son" i thought "i'm not your son"

    • @hummingbirdspark3998
      @hummingbirdspark3998 Před 4 lety +4

      Which Eliza? Eliza pancakes? Eliza Hamilton? Some other Eliza? GIVE ME CONTEXT

    • @angeladavidson2350
      @angeladavidson2350 Před 4 lety +3

      @@hummingbirdspark3998 Hamilton sorry 😂😂

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion Před 4 lety +3

      @@hummingbirdspark3998
      It's Sims, so probably Eliza Pancakes too.

  • @danixghozt7568
    @danixghozt7568 Před 4 lety +429

    "The previous day was tomorrow"
    "The next was terrible"
    "This is not a new day"
    Google translate has no time logic

    • @myrealnameisjohndoe116
      @myrealnameisjohndoe116 Před 4 lety +13

      Time travel
      The cat went back in time by a day, so for her the previous day would be what we would call tomorrow
      She then saw that the day after tomorrow was pretty messed up
      Then she attempted to use her time travel device again, only to end up at a day she already experienced

    • @mibusuzaku
      @mibusuzaku Před 4 lety +8

      Obviously all those lines declare the truth, catz is a show about a bunch of cats trapped in a Groundhog Day situation and the only exit they know about is having a single cat die under a specific moon allows that cat to exit the loop, either to see a new day or die, whichever they cannot know as they are still stuck in the loops.
      It all makes sense now.

    • @game.surveyors2728
      @game.surveyors2728 Před 4 lety +4

      Quite true to be honest. Like:
      The next day will be tomorrow. So when we came to the next day, tomorrow became today and when the next day of tomorrow came, that tomorrow will be come the past day. So "the previous day was tomorrow" is actually true. :)))) jk

    • @notsodaily6358
      @notsodaily6358 Před 4 lety +2

      This whole comment chain is full of paragraphs lol. Let me fit in.
      Thisjdijwiwkwnsjshdjdbeiwjjaoaaj aparsagtapfienjwa ba sjshejsiesns

    • @Tori_wee
      @Tori_wee Před 4 lety +2

      Let me explain. It's because yesterday she time traveled to the next day after the current day but then she realized that tomorrow is a bad day so she went back to today and now she decided to tell everyone that tomorrow was a bad day. Am I right?

  • @Caldella
    @Caldella Před 4 lety +629

    "I know he does not cheat, but he will."
    "The beer is back."
    "It seems that the fire is not strong enough."
    This song is about an alcoholic on the verge of a breakup.

    • @ghost-yq5yk
      @ghost-yq5yk Před 4 lety +13

      how tf did i not see this earlier you mad lad XD

    • @ghost-yq5yk
      @ghost-yq5yk Před 4 lety +15

      oh and they are killing their husband

    • @jayjaywolf8988
      @jayjaywolf8988 Před 4 lety +17

      3:55 makes me think this alcoholic is also loosing a custody battle

    • @FlyingCookie13
      @FlyingCookie13 Před 3 lety +8

      *Love the Way You Lie has entered the chat*

    • @jessmires5504
      @jessmires5504 Před 3 lety +3

      *Purple. Purple*

  • @prestonisweird
    @prestonisweird Před 4 lety +473

    "I want to die forever" *two seconds later* "I'm back"
    I felt that.

  • @ashethewitch1156
    @ashethewitch1156 Před 4 lety +354

    "then the wind begins to suck"
    long hair problems

    • @toboringo
      @toboringo Před 4 lety +4

      RELATE!

    • @nah4266
      @nah4266 Před 4 lety +3

      YES😂😂

    • @Artist-128
      @Artist-128 Před 4 lety +1

      *Vaati has entered the chat

    • @amykeith9426
      @amykeith9426 Před 4 lety +2

      candy sweet I actually thought about my grandma with that line strangely enough. She was a very positive person but she always had a hard time with “that darn wind” as she used to say. 😌

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 Před 4 lety

      True. xD

  • @The-ix5tb
    @The-ix5tb Před 4 lety +99

    "The handsome man was on fire and was already lit"
    "It will be breakfast"
    These two sentence combined indicates something

  • @matthewcooper4248
    @matthewcooper4248 Před 4 lety +332

    "I want to die forever."
    That - that's literally the opposite of the show.

    • @hotdog0275
      @hotdog0275 Před 3 lety +4

      Yes

    • @davidalicea6705
      @davidalicea6705 Před 3 lety +4

      But if she's in a time loop she can not die

    • @alessandro5932
      @alessandro5932 Před 2 lety +2

      When we watch the movie, we want to die forever.

    • @purplebec9112
      @purplebec9112 Před 2 lety +3

      Some people like me say thats basically the premise.

    • @NetHaunt
      @NetHaunt Před 2 lety +1

      Actually, no. The entire premise of Cats is that the cats hate having so many lives (nine we are told... this was a joke, or was it...) and want to just stay dead and be one with the universe rather than stuck in this place of hell on earth. They are all actively competing to see which cat is to become the lucky cat that gets picked to die. Each of the cats then tries to persuade the other cats to all vote them / their candidate off the island using song and dance numbers that describe who they are and why they deserve the pick. In the end the old worn down cat is allowed to be the one to die.

  • @fishnewt1331
    @fishnewt1331 Před 4 lety +403

    “The previous day was tomorrow.”
    Wait, what? Google translate, what was in that beer you had?

    • @Poppy-pi2le
      @Poppy-pi2le Před 4 lety +2

      Fish Newt 😂

    • @dancetroupe1
      @dancetroupe1 Před 4 lety +2

      It is just saying 2 days ago.

    • @dragonpheonix2095
      @dragonpheonix2095 Před 4 lety

      Time Travel

    • @Haloangel204
      @Haloangel204 Před 4 lety

      Groundhog Day XD

    • @theonden5041
      @theonden5041 Před 4 lety +7

      "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."
      -The Doctor
      Problem solved, google is a timelord

  • @detectivestudios7699
    @detectivestudios7699 Před 4 lety +275

    Google translate has predicted it: "I'm a Cat, and it's a bad thing".

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 Před 4 lety +30

      b i s c u i t s

    • @agentw1516
      @agentw1516 Před 4 lety +34

      "My soul, mostly gingerbread."

    • @No-899
      @No-899 Před 4 lety +19

      I’m bad art

    • @Artist-128
      @Artist-128 Před 4 lety +11

      This, I am going to Hell... oh, no...

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox Před 4 lety +10

      *Fight with strangers*

  • @ifanarieffahrurozi6904
    @ifanarieffahrurozi6904 Před 4 lety +67

    "The previous day was tomorrow"
    Well, that makes sense because the moon got dementia

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety +6

      Love him or hate him he spitting straight facts (sorry if repost)

  • @crimson6031
    @crimson6031 Před 4 lety +74

    This song LITerally tells a story :
    A serial killer trapped their uncle under their tarmac,
    they were happy because they had problems with their uncle and now he’s gone,
    but they still had more troubles with their cheating boyfriend, so they drank.
    then they tried to set the handsome man on fire,
    but had trouble because at first the fire was not strong enough,
    but then it got stronger and the handsome man was lit on fire,
    then they had a memorial. After they had breakfast ofc.
    Then after that they fell into depression and wanted to die forever.
    After they got out of depression they felt like they were on vacation, but then fell into it again and it felt like today was tomorrow.
    Then they became friends with Moses.
    After that, they were reminded of the cheater, and just said,
    “he’s a bad smell”
    then they started making CZcams videos and editing.
    Then it became christmas,
    after Christmas they felt like the sun went away and they became increasingly sadder.
    Then they committed suicide :)
    just my opinion ahahahhaHAHAHAHah.. haah.. haha... ah.. ha.

  • @Shirleydocious
    @Shirleydocious Před 4 lety +258

    “The beer is back” Google Translate remains being an alcoholic xD

  • @dawn6597
    @dawn6597 Před 4 lety +519

    "I'm a yippeudago"
    -Google translate 2019
    Can't wait to see what 2020 has in store... haha

    • @DaveLH
      @DaveLH Před 4 lety +23

      I tried to put "yippeudago" into GT by itself with "Language detect" turned on, and it drew a blank. So WTH??

    • @DaveLH
      @DaveLH Před 4 lety +32

      "She softly and suddenly vanished away, for the cat was a yippeudago, you see." (Apologies to Lewis Carroll)

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 Před 4 lety +26

      @@FlameEmber Gotta be honest, the moments when the google translator doesn't know how to translate a word back and just leaves it make for some of the best randomness

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 4 lety +2

      DaveLH Alice in Wonderland...?

    • @sirtinythe3rdofitaly
      @sirtinythe3rdofitaly Před 4 lety +1

      I saw this right as it played

  • @sophieg9601
    @sophieg9601 Před 4 lety +36

    "Uncle's voice comes from the tarmac"
    Oh no, they cemented Uncle!!

  • @holyshard530
    @holyshard530 Před 4 lety +49

    "I want to die forever"
    "im back"
    Pretty much explains the afterlife in the CATS universe

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety +2

      Let's mention Tom Holland 4 years before his role

  • @JanAside
    @JanAside Před 4 lety +283

    "I know he does not cheat but he will"
    Is this every woman's thoughts in a relationship

  • @ic_y
    @ic_y Před 4 lety +1755

    "The previous day was tomorrow"
    "The next day was terrible"
    "This is not a new day"
    *I want to die forever*

  • @Robbie32
    @Robbie32 Před 4 lety +46

    "The previous day was tomorrow." Technically true. Every day was tomorrow from the perspective of the day before that.

    • @opheliaxx9382
      @opheliaxx9382 Před 3 lety +9

      my brain went into cardiac arrest reading this

  • @lucasrommel6545
    @lucasrommel6545 Před 4 lety +12

    Original Version: I must think of a new life
    Google Translate version: *I want to die forever*

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety

      0
      Posted by/
      1 day ago
      Hi

  • @gatonephist7255
    @gatonephist7255 Před 4 lety +475

    "It seems that the fire is not strong enough"
    **two lines later**
    "The handsome man was on fire and was already lit"
    Now I'm trying to decide whether the handsome man was trying to help with the fire, or whether somebody else was trying to set the handsome man on fire and had trouble at first because the fire was not strong enough.

    • @Staggy-or9tb
      @Staggy-or9tb Před 4 lety +52

      The second one makes more sense since the next line is “it will BE breakfast”
      Apparently Google Translate is a cannibal.

    • @eclecticdog2k901
      @eclecticdog2k901 Před 4 lety +22

      I mean, technically GT is only a cannibal if it’s eating another translation software....🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @dionysusperson1037
      @dionysusperson1037 Před 4 lety +19

      But, hey! That's just a theory. A translate theory!

    • @rexcake
      @rexcake Před 4 lety +13

      He was so lit he spontaneously combusted

    • @boybreakdowns
      @boybreakdowns Před 4 lety +4

      @@dionysusperson1037 aaaaaaand cut!

  • @ttessie
    @ttessie Před 4 lety +77

    "I'd like to skip"
    Me every time a CZcams Ad interrupts the video

  • @CharlieSaccodance
    @CharlieSaccodance Před 4 lety +30

    “The previous day was tomorrow “ - life in this pandemic

  • @eclecticdog2k901
    @eclecticdog2k901 Před 4 lety +265

    It’s official: Google Translate hates cats. From “I do not want to be a cat” in Friend Like Me, to an actual cat (Scar) excited to become a taxi instead, to “I’m a cat - and it’s a bad thing” from Bad Guy - and now the complete butchering of a song sung by cats, involving making them want to die forever.
    Poor cats.

    • @naomideoliveira1886
      @naomideoliveira1886 Před 4 lety +20

      Agreed. I’m a cat person and I’m offended.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 4 lety +16

      I don’t know if I should be offended or continue to die laughing

    • @eclecticdog2k901
      @eclecticdog2k901 Před 4 lety +6

      Probably both 😂

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick Před 4 lety +5

      @@naomideoliveira1886 same but I still die laughing XD

    • @kateyhajer4882
      @kateyhajer4882 Před 4 lety +4

      how dare google translate betray us cat lovers!!!!

  • @leonineKelter
    @leonineKelter Před 4 lety +887

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Not even ur mom:
    Google: *I'm a yippeudago*

  • @kamush4172
    @kamush4172 Před 4 lety +549

    It’s just the cgi is weird. Weird plots are ok

    • @liesvandenplas8066
      @liesvandenplas8066 Před 4 lety +77

      Also they fully kept the human noses. The musical had/has full faces of make up and a sense of wonder! I mean the average make up time for one of the cats is about 20 to 30 minutes, depending on the cat. Bombalurina (who I have played) has a very intricate design on her face, so it took me about 25 minutes after getting used to doing it and then there were still the costumes (they are a lot harder to put on than you'd think), the wigs and the warm ups and run throughs.

    • @PrincessofEllabur
      @PrincessofEllabur Před 4 lety +3

      @@liesvandenplas8066 the faces got added on in CGI..

    • @JJoy-bk8yr
      @JJoy-bk8yr Před 4 lety +16

      @@liesvandenplas8066 I agree, they should have used the CGI to do cat-type noses and upper lips.

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina Před 4 lety +21

      It's understandable why the live actors looked human, and those do good with what they've got, but if you have CGI and _aren't_ limited to what you can do with costumes, why not go all-out with it and _actually make them cats?_ And not, you know, make them LESS convincing than the stage actors?

    • @rozatoth1934
      @rozatoth1934 Před 4 lety +9

      @@liesvandenplas8066 Oh, so that's what made them look so strange! Thanks for calling my attention to it :)
      They should have gone for a Broadway look instead. That looked a lot better.

  • @alintje11
    @alintje11 Před 4 lety +20

    Laughed out loud at the 'I'm back' after dramatically dying forever :")

  • @myrealnameisjohndoe116
    @myrealnameisjohndoe116 Před 4 lety +31

    “The previous day was tomorrow”
    Maybe that doesn’t make sense to a normal person who has only traveled forward in time, but it seems clear to me that the cat singing that song is a time traveler.

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj Před 3 lety +7

      Or was cursed with being trapped in a time loop groundhog's day style. Take your pick

  • @FreakHarryPotter
    @FreakHarryPotter Před 4 lety +25

    "You're the banana."
    The depressed banana you met?

  • @dunamisempologus782
    @dunamisempologus782 Před 4 lety +118

    *"The previous day was tomorrow...*
    *This is not a new day."*
    Hmmm Interesting...I think I saw a pattern.
    Apparently Google's AI watched Terminator.

    • @PrincessofEllabur
      @PrincessofEllabur Před 4 lety +3

      while getting drunk, on white wine and looking for bears on trees with boyfriend Chuck while third person taking their lunch away?

    • @___behlul1938
      @___behlul1938 Před 4 lety +2

      Plus *tomorrow was terrible* like what the f-

    • @gamesandglory1648
      @gamesandglory1648 Před 4 lety +2

      Groundhogs day

    • @DangardsBrain
      @DangardsBrain Před 4 lety +1

      And the thumbs up is now Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

  • @traceyh7444
    @traceyh7444 Před 4 lety +121

    "I want to die forever"
    "I'm back"
    Google Translate, indecisive as ever
    I laughed so hard 🤣🤣

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon Před 4 lety +3

      Not really, it makes perfect sense, for someone who wants to die, but is unable to. Considering other parts of the song seems to imply a time loop going on...

  • @nubis_darkside33
    @nubis_darkside33 Před 4 lety +54

    Google: "Purple.. Purple!"
    Probably every FNAF fan: "Purple guy?!"

  • @catchupichu
    @catchupichu Před 4 lety +95

    "I want to die forever"
    Google Translate has apparently had a really rough life. To be honest, does anyone ever ask: how is Google Translate?

    • @tyffani9931
      @tyffani9931 Před 4 lety +3

      Me !

    • @fangirldreamer748
      @fangirldreamer748 Před 4 lety +4

      When is Google Translate?
      Who is Google Translate?
      Why is Google Translate?

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina Před 4 lety +2

      I asked "How is Google Translate?"
      It answered "Google translates into Google? ?"

  • @peridotplatypus
    @peridotplatypus Před 4 lety +74

    "I know he does not cheat, but he will"
    Its like Angelica at Hamilton lmao

  • @solidmoonbeams8939
    @solidmoonbeams8939 Před 3 lety +29

    I would listen to an actual cover of Memory, her voice is so beautiful

  • @michaelwu2088
    @michaelwu2088 Před 4 lety +18

    "The previous day was tomorrow". That sounds like every philosopher xD.

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety +1

      Best yo mama jokes I've ever heard

  • @alliestardust9643
    @alliestardust9643 Před 4 lety +151

    "Its literally still night time" That's it. That's the whole musical.

  • @crystalward1444
    @crystalward1444 Před 4 lety +37

    "Christmas, it was eaten and I was gone." Yeah, that's totally a cat's true nature.

  • @almostjay159
    @almostjay159 Před 3 lety +11

    I haven't seen anyone mentioning this, but wow. She's such a great singer. This song is the hardest to sing in the entire damn musical.

  • @snoproblem
    @snoproblem Před 4 lety +14

    "The handsome man was on fire and already lit... it will be breakfast."
    Mmm, handsome man and eggs - make mine over easy!

  • @janavanbellingen8531
    @janavanbellingen8531 Před 4 lety +15

    If you combine every sentence that actually makes sense in all of the videos, you get a Google translate who has been betrayed, has a whole slew of mental issues, and now is apparently paranoid their new boyfriend will cheat on them. Lovely

  • @cme_epicness
    @cme_epicness Před 4 lety +78

    “Crush yourself”
    Ok, google, calm down. What have I done this time

    • @amsalterzo
      @amsalterzo Před 4 lety +1

      Just imagen Elsa singing "crush yourself, crush yourself.

    • @cme_epicness
      @cme_epicness Před 4 lety +1

      Amsal T 😂

  • @Random1785YT
    @Random1785YT Před 3 lety +8

    “The previous day was tomorrow”
    Oh how silly of me! Of course!

  • @Wiseong23
    @Wiseong23 Před 4 lety +16

    From what I assume:
    "I am yippeudago" sounds very close to "예쁘다고" or "이뻐다고" which is Korean for the indirect speech form for "pretty".
    So that means "They say I'm pretty" if from Korean to English
    So yeah, go on and scroll through the comments

  • @Atomic_Unicorn13
    @Atomic_Unicorn13 Před 4 lety +118

    "I want to die forever" lol wow Google Translate is so emo

  • @timefliesaway999
    @timefliesaway999 Před 4 lety +148

    “Christmas”
    “It was eaten”
    Can’t wait for this day to come!

    • @ndJssFlurt
      @ndJssFlurt Před 4 lety +11

      It won't come, it was eaten.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 4 lety +2

      Sounds like something the Grinch would say

    • @robos3809
      @robos3809 Před 4 lety +2

      It also said it will be a unique memorial

    • @amykeith9426
      @amykeith9426 Před 4 lety

      TimeFliesAway it makes sense. It’s what you do in Christmas. You eat. Spend time with the fam and then eat. Christmas was eaten. Maybe GT used it in metaphorical terms?

    • @everlyw7892
      @everlyw7892 Před 4 lety +1

      The next day was a horrible day
      Christmas
      It was eaten
      Well that makes sence

  • @humanatee6639
    @humanatee6639 Před 4 lety +8

    “The previous day was tomorrow” isn’t that the plot of the final of phineas and ferb?

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety +1

      post on a video about a website being down which has nothing to do with art or anime at all.

  • @nightlingproductions8643
    @nightlingproductions8643 Před 4 lety +15

    ”Remember this is a mirror "
    Every loading screen tip ever

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety +1

      Nice Kid, You Got There

  • @linusblanket32
    @linusblanket32 Před 4 lety +38

    Got a commercial for the Cats movie right before this...coincidence?

  • @flkgjwk
    @flkgjwk Před 4 lety +153

    Yesterday was tommorow
    Isn't yesterday two days ago's tommorow so this statement is true

    • @30-x-dshaayonchakravarty85
      @30-x-dshaayonchakravarty85 Před 4 lety +5

      BIG BRAIN

    • @aubrey7116
      @aubrey7116 Před 4 lety +8

      But “the previous day was tomorrow” only makes sense if you’re a time traveler.
      WHICH would actually be cool if you went back in time to stop a big disaster and you went to two days before the event. You describe it and then you say that it was caused by things that happened the day before the event (“the previous day”). They ask when that was and you say “the previous day was tomorrow.”
      Wow you actually read this good job

    • @PrincessofEllabur
      @PrincessofEllabur Před 4 lety

      @@aubrey7116 but there are some fixed points in time which can't be unchanged

    • @minecraftbee1236
      @minecraftbee1236 Před 4 lety

      Trie

    • @minecraftbee1236
      @minecraftbee1236 Před 4 lety

      True

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 Před 3 lety +6

    If you think this is weird, imagine what would happen if it tried to translate Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats... or The Rum Tum Tugger, Macavity, Skimbleshanks, Mr. Mistoffelees or literally any song that heavily features non-existent words.

  • @abbyhenkin7604
    @abbyhenkin7604 Před 4 lety +17

    Me: can we see cats the musical
    Mom: we have cats at home
    _cats at home:_

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 Před 4 lety +1

      Cats at home: PuUUuURrrrrRRRpPPPpPLLLLlLEeeeeEWE *paints their fur purple to represent the cats behind the slaughter*

    • @Mochi_Kiti
      @Mochi_Kiti Před 3 lety

      Its better

  • @adamH.1
    @adamH.1 Před 4 lety +56

    "Moon dementia". Wow. Sequel to "In the sun".

    • @DavidTShaw
      @DavidTShaw Před 4 lety +12

      "Moon dementia" is going to be a player name for me next time I get into a game.
      It was my favourite line, with:
      "I know he does not cheat but he will"
      "I want to die forever. I'm back" and
      "then the wind begins to suck"
      GT really skewed the lyrics this time - heaven!

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 Před 4 lety +3

      "i had a dodo in the sunrise"

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 4 lety

      "Wait dude"

  • @therian3514
    @therian3514 Před 4 lety +351

    Please make “you’re a mean one mister grinch” google translated

    • @stargirl7646
      @stargirl7646 Před 4 lety +10

      Therian 351 YESSS

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 Před 4 lety +7

      Yes! Haha.

    • @TheMoonEcat
      @TheMoonEcat Před 4 lety +2

      That would be wild.

    • @avapaull3814
      @avapaull3814 Před 4 lety +3

      This would be so hilarious.😆

    • @nicbrant570
      @nicbrant570 Před 4 lety +29

      so I just translated it using German, Corsican, and a few other languages, and this is what I got. Help, I'm dying of laughter.
      Mr. Grech, your intermediary
      Yes really hot
      They cry like an enchanting cactus like a naked eagle
      Yes you are a dark haired banana!
      Mr. Smile, you are a monster
      Your heart is empty
      Your brain is full of spider. Smile, there is garlic in your soul
      I won't touch the nineteen foot bar!
      Mr. Smile, they are little
      In your happy mandate
      Mr. Smile, you have all the sweet seafood
      If you have a choice, I'll go for an octopus!
      Mr. Grinch, you're an idiot
      Brutally annoying car
      Mr. Smile, your heart is full of washable socks
      Here are three words that best describe you, and quote them
      "Smelly, smelly, smelly!"
      Mr. Grinch, you are a router
      You are the king of sinners
      Mr. Grech, a purple tomato in your heart is dead
      Our soul is a garbage dump full of fear and horror
      Evaluation of inert waste

  • @CarolineLockMusic
    @CarolineLockMusic Před rokem +3

    Can we talk about how amazing an actress Malinda is? Her face on "my son" goes through so many different micro-expressions of sorrow that I forget that I'm listening to something funny and instead feel like I'm watching King David weep for Absalom. Breathtaking.

  • @johnruschmeyer5769
    @johnruschmeyer5769 Před 4 lety +18

    "The previous day was tomorrow." Wasn't that an episode of Star Trek?

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety +1

      The comment section is a literal church

  • @anothernerdontheinternet
    @anothernerdontheinternet Před 4 lety +29

    "Moon dementia? Crush yourself"
    Why does it sound like me that one time i spent a week without sleeping?

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 Před 4 lety +26

    None:
    Literally noone:
    Not even a single soul on the entire planet, including all the cats on earth:
    Goggle Translate: *yippeudago*

  • @dhk1126
    @dhk1126 Před 4 lety +8

    Hahahahaa 1:31 Yippeudago means "(to say that I was) beautiful" in Korean! So basically the translation was good from eng(or whatever language) to Kor but obviously not the other way around! Lol

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety

      These kids have a better love life than me...

  • @luwakdoesart1244
    @luwakdoesart1244 Před 4 lety +5

    The previous day was tomorrow...
    Wait-
    **Confused cat noises**

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety +1

      When the imposter is sus! 😳

  • @nicobones9608
    @nicobones9608 Před 4 lety +5

    The occasional commentaries and facial reactions are what really make the comedy.

  • @puredemon5926
    @puredemon5926 Před 4 lety +67

    "I want to die forever"
    "I'm back"
    Me with school. lol

    • @WinxAliNelCielo
      @WinxAliNelCielo Před 4 lety +2

      “ I want to die forever “ , me in school
      “ I`m back “ when i graduated ( June 2005 )

  • @lollypop7503
    @lollypop7503 Před 4 lety +4

    1:22 every cat owner ever😂😂😂

  • @IntelliJr
    @IntelliJr Před 4 lety +6

    3:24 Can't stop laughing

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety

      I'm not having a shirt on

  • @lieutenantnoa
    @lieutenantnoa Před 4 lety +6

    My granddad his funeral was with the original song, R.I.P. 😭😭❤❤

  • @packer7915
    @packer7915 Před 4 lety +18

    So Google Translate is taking a break from wine and going back to beer.

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 Před 3 lety +6

    "I want to die forever - I'm back"
    Why is this the plot to CATS tho

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety +1

      I smell SIMPS

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 Před 3 lety

      @@lara8975 Either you don't know what a simp is or I'm missing something

  • @FayePhoenix13
    @FayePhoenix13 Před 4 lety +5

    "Id like to skip." Me when a song comes on my spotify playlist that i dont like

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety +1

      Found this a while ago on a stream my brother was watching

  • @zendikarisparkmage2938
    @zendikarisparkmage2938 Před 4 lety +9

    "The previous day was tomorrow."
    Go home, time, you're drunk.

  • @ashethewitch1156
    @ashethewitch1156 Před 4 lety +31

    “I know he does not cheat. but he will"
    that moment when you watch a show and you have a feeling one of the good characters will become evil

  • @danielsnoap9782
    @danielsnoap9782 Před 4 lety +3

    Grizabella: "The handsome man was on fire and was already lit!"
    Old Deuteronomy: "Ok, I've heard enough, I'm making you the Jellicle choice, because you'll clearly be a danger to yourself and others if I don't."

  • @ironcladbard5952
    @ironcladbard5952 Před 4 lety +3

    “ A dodo in a sunrise”
    Me “yes! Yes please”

    • @lara8975
      @lara8975 Před 3 lety

      SPOILERS: There’s no little update

  • @Mia-sr2mo
    @Mia-sr2mo Před 4 lety +40

    “You’re the banana”
    Google translate has never been more right

  • @callumtait4793
    @callumtait4793 Před 4 lety +11

    Moon dementia is gonna be on the next order of merch, calling it right now.

  • @Luna-bo6sf
    @Luna-bo6sf Před 4 lety +6

    3:17
    And even obvious, you are a banana
    You are a depressed banana I met
    You’re the banana
    I’m noticing a theme here

  • @phoebecao4442
    @phoebecao4442 Před 4 lety +6

    Google Translate: I’m a yippeudago
    Me: What’s a-
    Malinda: I have no idea

  • @letterborneVods
    @letterborneVods Před 4 lety +25

    This proves once and for all that cats can’t have alcohol.

  • @shynx6926
    @shynx6926 Před 4 lety +21

    *"Moses smokes outside"*
    Well, that explains alot

  • @tctt185_dg
    @tctt185_dg Před 4 lety +7

    Speaking of t-shirts that I wanna see in the merch. How about a t-shirt using the line from this video: "The previous day was tomorrow". That will make more people confused.

  • @Hello-wb2qi
    @Hello-wb2qi Před 3 lety +1

    Is it just me or was that "vacation" so satisfying!
    Her run was so good!

  • @gloriaguo229
    @gloriaguo229 Před 4 lety +195

    “The previous day was tomorrow”
    *40 hours later*
    Still trying to figure out how that works

    • @chesirecat2969
      @chesirecat2969 Před 4 lety +6

      Time loop bullshits

    • @dj_artscape
      @dj_artscape Před 4 lety +6

      Time travel

    • @Staggy-or9tb
      @Staggy-or9tb Před 4 lety +11

      Peony the Pinecone To be honest though, it DOES make sense if you think about it too much...
      Here’s why:
      Let’s say it’s Wednesday today. Yesterday was Tuesday, right? Yes.
      But if we say today is Monday (instead), Tuesday is actually tomorrow...
      So technically, the previous day WAS tomorrow....
      :) hope this made sense..

    • @everlyw7892
      @everlyw7892 Před 4 lety

      Staggy 2464 oh wow

    • @aubrey7116
      @aubrey7116 Před 4 lety +2

      Write a sci-fi book about something that happened all in one day. It’s a recovery from all of the horrible things that happened the day before. It keeps speaking of these things that happened “the previous day.” People know this is the future, but they convince themselves that it’s far outside their lifetime. This day comes to be known as “the previous day,” because it was the day before the main events of the book. Then, at the end of the story, when people are utterly horrified at the prospect of this day, and have convinced themselves that it’s far, far into the future, it says this: “oh, and by the way... ‘the previous day’ was tomorrow.”
      And it’s an amazing dramatic ending to the story :)

  • @beina1592
    @beina1592 Před 4 lety +6

    " I'm a yippeudago. "
    Google Translate was full of alcohol this day from now on.

  • @sanderfrost5382
    @sanderfrost5382 Před 4 lety +2

    Google Translate: "You're the banana."
    My brain, after watching and rewatching way too many of these videos: "YOU ARE A DEPRESSED BANANA I MET …!"

  • @jupiter8711
    @jupiter8711 Před 4 lety +3

    "Its seems the fire is not strong enough."
    Well its strong enough to completely destroy the amazon thats for sure.