"IMAX and climax" 🤣🤣🤣 🤭 I lost it so many times in this video... From your Scottish accent,'come undone' and you asking if we can really picture Shrek in grey joggers 😂😂😂 Omg, I laughed so hard....thanks for this. I know you suffer so we don't have to, but it's 'top notch' content. Absolutely iconic 😂👌🥰
You had to go to some place on sunday for 2 hours. Oh my god you poor soul I hope you will ever recover, when I saw your comment I thought, Wow the trauma this person went through by going inside a building listening to some guy speak then leave. Syrian kids with missing legs and arms and also displaced ukrainian kids should learn from you your such a Pus- I mean poor traumatized soul
Ok, I thought my favorite part of this would be the whole church thing (which, iconic af). But! Surprise favorite part was actually Gavin getting so pissed off at the short and unsatisfied sex scenes lol. If you want a monster Romance that really just goes there, "A Soul To Keep" by Opal Reyne is the absolute best of the genre.
Drinking a matcha latte while watching this video was a mistake 😂 Once again, you bless us with a video I didn't know I needed in my life, thank you 💚 Edit: Imax and climax! 🤣😂🤣😂
"Donkey" he whispered huskily. "Yea, Shrek?" Donkey replied. "You know this is my swamp, right? Which means I own everything in it." "I... I know Shrek." "EVERYTHING!" The Ogre growled. "Now get nekked!" "I I am nekked" said Donkey with a sheepish grin. "Whatcha want me to do, take my shoes off?" The massive green hulking body came closer. He started to undulate sexily. Like a giant horny caterpillar would undulate. But not quite. More like how Ogres undulate. "Donkey undulate with me!" He screamed in ecstasy. Then Donkey started undulating. They made love undulatingly as the full moon bore witness to their swampy affair. Undulate.
Omg this book was haunting me on instagram for no reason (I am not the target audience even though I love Shrek)! At least now I'll find out what's in there, thank you. Btw, I'm very new here, binged an unhealthy amount of your videos and I adore you, you're a joy to listen to 💚
I cackled at the idea of you stumbling upon a religious song and immediately running on final cut pro to use it as background music to footage of yourself reading ogre smut in a former church only to find you singing the song IN VIDEO immediately after?? You had planned it all along?? The soundtrack choice, the setting, the contrast between sacred and profane?!? This is exactly what the Lumière brothers were envisioning in 1895. Iconic meta cinematic moment. Thank you Gavin. #notmyshrek
Sliiiightly disappointed this wasn't filmed in an actual functioning church with some horrified poor old dear in the pew next to you. But. That cafe is STUNNING.
Incest ⚖️ Beastiality…. I’ve never laughed so hard during a book review. I loved everything about this video. The Christian music playing to the Scottish. Scottish. Scottish. 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Not the Christian rock music soft-open in a Shrek smut parody video 😭 there certainly are many layers here Also can we talk about how Christians sing about Jesus like he's a kind and tender lover
As someone who put on a show of the Shrek musical, this is the perfect book review to kick back and have flashbacks to the horrors of musical rehearsals to. Thank you Gavin and happy Pride! 🎉🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I would love to hear the audio of this book with you doing the accents lmao 🤣 Btw when you mention the public hankypanky in the cinema, it reminded me of the day i lost my vcard in the back of the car at the drive in theaters 😭💀🤭😂 i remembered it vividly 🤣
I'm so glad Gavin will take the hit and read these terrible dark romances so I don't have to suffer through them. I hope you keep doing these videos because they are a hilarious delight! 🤣🤣🤣
Well, I learned something new which is what Duran Duran's song means and why they titled it Come Undone. Totally get it. Lol...I think my mind went straight into a weird gutter when you announced that there's a gay romance with Jaws. So is it Jaws and another dude shark, Jaws and a dude, or is it what it's supposed to be two dudes and one killer shark. 😆 I can't wait for that one. Sinful of this book to portray Donkey differently and Shrek is an ogre, he's not the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, he is an ogre and should not be beautified. Thank you for reading this in a beautiful church turned cafe, definitely doing God's work for the rest of us. 😊💕💕💕💕
😂Dying😂…reading it in a church…just icing on the cake lmfao! 🎉. You’re a beauty…love everything you do! I have to say the best part was Ash’s appearance! These kittens are so big now….but still the cutest!!❤
😂 amazing way to end my day Loved this Gavin, it was hilarious. Tbh I would be disappointed if I went on for a smut book, and I only got 4 lines each time they do it 😅
Also…I agree with the term “folds” I just can’t! However I read a romance lately where the male character kept saying “pretty pink pussy” and that bothered me too so I really don’t know what I want here lol. Also, Wtf is with the grey sweatpants?!?! Always the sweatpants…I mean I guess if they hang a certain way it’s sexy but grey sweatpants are everywhere lately and apparently the sexiest thing! No sex in public here unless you count a car out in public lol! I’m gonna count it because I’m coming off as too vanilla for the amount of smut I’ve been reading😂
The Christian soft rock over the b roll I'm dead
So catchy
Excuse me, Sir but your videos are getting wilder. I AM HERE FOR IT ❤
It's the natural way
I love when Gavin reads a messy book so I don't have to.🤣
Shrek smut in a church? Well, we've landed on Gavin's channel, haven't we?
Going from a Disney fairy tale video to this? Yep, definitely How to Train Your Gavin!
"IMAX and climax" 🤣🤣🤣 🤭
I lost it so many times in this video... From your Scottish accent,'come undone' and you asking if we can really picture Shrek in grey joggers 😂😂😂 Omg, I laughed so hard....thanks for this. I know you suffer so we don't have to, but it's 'top notch' content. Absolutely iconic 😂👌🥰
⬆️ this; all of this 🤣🤣
"Scottish Scottish Scottish" I love this.
If the author ever needs a audiobook reader I nominate you. This vlog was everything
I dunno about the character voices but I'd be up for it!
@@GavinReadsItAll I loved your Beck/Shrek voice. Gave me a good laugh but I do admit get in my swamp sounds like a yeast infection.🤣🤣🤷🏻♀️💀
Honestly, my religious trauma is eating up the concept of reading porn in a church 💀
You had to go to some place on sunday for 2 hours. Oh my god you poor soul I hope you will ever recover, when I saw your comment I thought, Wow the trauma this person went through by going inside a building listening to some guy speak then leave. Syrian kids with missing legs and arms and also displaced ukrainian kids should learn from you your such a Pus- I mean poor traumatized soul
I would pay so much money to hear you narrate this whole book in your Scottish accent
Ok, I thought my favorite part of this would be the whole church thing (which, iconic af). But! Surprise favorite part was actually Gavin getting so pissed off at the short and unsatisfied sex scenes lol. If you want a monster Romance that really just goes there, "A Soul To Keep" by Opal Reyne is the absolute best of the genre.
Thank you for the recommendation Mallory!
NOT THE WORSHIP MUSIC 💀😂😂😂
If your characters only last 4 sentences, are you even porn? Your commentary was by far the best part of this book. lol
Haha right?! I should have tallied the word count for the sex scenes and it would have probably come to 50 words 😂
Here is Gavin once again doing God's work and helping me procrastinate!!!! 💚👋🙏👋🙏👋💚
Thank you for your service, sir!
No, thank YOU 🙏🏼
This is enjoyable to watch. Seems like Shrek would give his own stamp of approval on this video.
I hope he would 💚
the little pep talk you have to give yourself before each attempt at a scottish accent 😭
Drinking a matcha latte while watching this video was a mistake 😂 Once again, you bless us with a video I didn't know I needed in my life, thank you 💚
Edit: Imax and climax! 🤣😂🤣😂
Not the matcha latte 🍵 😂 💦
The IMAX and climax had me rolling!! 🤣🤣🤣
The sneeze with the “do the roar” sound bit over it SENT ME. So many hilarious lil chestnuts in this video.
My fav line of cinema, I had to use it appropriately 😂
"Donkey" he whispered huskily. "Yea, Shrek?" Donkey replied. "You know this is my swamp, right? Which means I own everything in it." "I... I know Shrek." "EVERYTHING!" The Ogre growled. "Now get nekked!"
"I I am nekked" said Donkey with a sheepish grin. "Whatcha want me to do, take my shoes off?" The massive green hulking body came closer. He started to undulate sexily. Like a giant horny caterpillar would undulate. But not quite. More like how Ogres undulate. "Donkey undulate with me!" He screamed in ecstasy. Then Donkey started undulating. They made love undulatingly as the full moon bore witness to their swampy affair. Undulate.
Undulate hahaha
(but also better writing than this book lowkey)
@@GavinReadsItAll lol I haven't watched the video yet but the title inspired me. I just hope at some point Shrek says "jerkin ma gerkin"
😂😂😂
Listening to this on my headphones in a very crowded grocery store might not have been the best idea 😂
I would listen to you read a grocery list in your Scottish accent. 😂
The "do the roar" made me laugh so hard I cried! This is quality entertainment
I could watch your weird book reviews for 1.5 hour long 😆😆😆
Haha I am so surprised this only came to 38 minutes, I could have sworn I spoke about this book for 2 hours minimum when filming 😂
@@GavinReadsItAll Just answering my comment made my day better 😁😁
So I think what we really learned today is that even smut writers need a thesaurus. Great video as always Gavin.💚
Absolutely
Omg this book was haunting me on instagram for no reason (I am not the target audience even though I love Shrek)! At least now I'll find out what's in there, thank you.
Btw, I'm very new here, binged an unhealthy amount of your videos and I adore you, you're a joy to listen to 💚
Thank you so much Mrats! Haha I reveal everything that happens in this so you don't have to read it
I cackled at the idea of you stumbling upon a religious song and immediately running on final cut pro to use it as background music to footage of yourself reading ogre smut in a former church only to find you singing the song IN VIDEO immediately after?? You had planned it all along?? The soundtrack choice, the setting, the contrast between sacred and profane?!?
This is exactly what the Lumière brothers were envisioning in 1895.
Iconic meta cinematic moment.
Thank you Gavin.
#notmyshrek
That “do the roar” sound effect in the sneeze absolutely sent me 🤣
I don't read smut but I am here for the accents!
Best Gavin video ever. Thank you for making me laugh when I was really down today.
Sorry to hear you've been down today but glad I could make you laugh!
“Coming undone” is the lazy version of SJM’s whole “breaking apart and coming back together” bit she does in the ACOTAR series.
This title was the first thing my eyes beheld upon waking. Truly, doing gods own work with this one.
It's what He put me on the Earth to do
IMAX AND CLIMAX HAS ME DYING 🤣🤣🤣
I think we all received an education with this video.
"That was Imax and climax" 🤣🤣🤣This was so delightful, I laughed way too hard way too many times ❤
The "Beck" voice/accents.... Thank you. I don't think I've straight-up cackled in a while.
Scottish gav dirty talk is cursed and i hope it makes it way to gav compilations video
NOT THE CHURCH WORSHIP MUSIC LMAOOOO
Hallelujah 🙏🏼
Do the roar!! 💀 That one caught me off guard and had me laughing so hard
The fact that Gav read this in a church is just everything 😂😂🤣🙌
"IMAX AND CLIMAX" I'm dead
Broooo I just bought this for my Cursed White Elephant partner, and I literally feel BAD. I'm gonna send him this video when he opens it 🤣
hilarious when you go into one i hope you said some hail marys while you were in the church hee hee
Not the praise song playing over your shocked reactions at the steamy scenes. Oh my word, the juxtaposition. 😅
Hallelujah 🙌🏼
Disrespecting a church of god!?! I love it!
Sliiiightly disappointed this wasn't filmed in an actual functioning church with some horrified poor old dear in the pew next to you. But. That cafe is STUNNING.
Haha oh I'm saving that for the sequel
Hopefully no one actually feels the need to go that low for cheapest shock value.... It's not the old dear I'd feel sorry for in that scenario
@@exomake_mehorololo I’m joking, obviously
Incest ⚖️ Beastiality…. I’ve never laughed so hard during a book review. I loved everything about this video. The Christian music playing to the Scottish. Scottish. Scottish. 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Imax and Climax!! 😂😂 I'm dying over here!
I love all your content but I have to say, these types of videos are my favourite! I always laugh out loud 😂- Gav, youre so good for the soul!
I'm glad I can be good for other's souls since mine is damned haha
@@GavinReadsItAll The voice of god had me CREASED
Get in my swamp?? Lmao 😂
The music when you're reading is immaculate. haha!!!
Not the Christian rock music soft-open in a Shrek smut parody video 😭 there certainly are many layers here
Also can we talk about how Christians sing about Jesus like he's a kind and tender lover
I love how it's written by GM Fairy aka Fairy Godmother lol.
Omg I didn't even notice that! And that the author will be listed under "Fairy, G.M." so I should have seen that! Ugh!
This sounds so bad, and it was hilarious listening to you make fun of it (deservedly)!
I couldn't care less for the book to be honest, but man do I LOVE your reviews! You're amazingly hilarious, and I always end up laughing to tears 😂
I was hoping you weren't going to be struck by lightning. 😟⚡
Gav accessing his inner scotish accent: 10/10
the video shots from the church to the book were so funny, I can't 🤣
I was worried I went too far 😂
I've not watched this video yet, but I still want to give you my condolences for your sanity.
Appreciated 🙏🏼
The juxtaposition of the song to your reading experience…. Stunning😂
You just made me a subscriber! You have a marvelous sense of humor!
Imax and climax. I choked (as I'm sure you did too 😂😂😂)
You know me too well ❤️
You are the real one Gavin! Thank you for this sacrifice, so I don't have to.🤣
As someone who put on a show of the Shrek musical, this is the perfect book review to kick back and have flashbacks to the horrors of musical rehearsals to. Thank you Gavin and happy Pride! 🎉🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
_"stumbles upon Beck, the ogre's, trap and becomes his prisoner"_
Ahhhh *fold* 😵💫🤢🥴
Thank you for reading this 😂😂
Not the emotional CCM while you read Shrek smut 😂
I would love to hear the audio of this book with you doing the accents lmao 🤣
Btw when you mention the public hankypanky in the cinema, it reminded me of the day i lost my vcard in the back of the car at the drive in theaters 😭💀🤭😂 i remembered it vividly 🤣
I'm so glad Gavin will take the hit and read these terrible dark romances so I don't have to suffer through them. I hope you keep doing these videos because they are a hilarious delight! 🤣🤣🤣
IMAX and climax 🤣🤣 omg Gavin 😂 I love this. This video made me laugh so hard. Thank you, I needed that.
Well, I learned something new which is what Duran Duran's song means and why they titled it Come Undone. Totally get it.
Lol...I think my mind went straight into a weird gutter when you announced that there's a gay romance with Jaws. So is it Jaws and another dude shark, Jaws and a dude, or is it what it's supposed to be two dudes and one killer shark. 😆 I can't wait for that one.
Sinful of this book to portray Donkey differently and Shrek is an ogre, he's not the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, he is an ogre and should not be beautified. Thank you for reading this in a beautiful church turned cafe, definitely doing God's work for the rest of us. 😊💕💕💕💕
The Scottish accent was the best addition to this possible 😂
😂Dying😂…reading it in a church…just icing on the cake lmfao! 🎉. You’re a beauty…love everything you do! I have to say the best part was Ash’s appearance! These kittens are so big now….but still the cutest!!❤
Right?! They are getting way too big, I need to bottle them as kittens and keep them like that
THE 😂 DAMN 😂 ACCENTS GAV!!😂😂😂😂
Omg, your so bad and I’m here for it, lol.
I gotta say, that was a pretty church.
Right? It's my new fav place!
The shrek is love shrek is life reference 😂😂😂. This again was verry fun!
An iconic cultural reset
Im literally 5 minutes in and im already laughing 😂
26:07 with this back?!!! Yes… it was terrible 😞 😂
You should do a Chuck Tingle reading video!
These romance reads are getting more and more unhinged. I'm just waiting for you to find Dino stuff that showed up in one of my book groups. 😂
Oh, my sides hurt. I needed that laugh. This video was a riot. Bless you for reading this and taking one for the team.
Watching this first thing in the morning with coffee and sleep deprivation was not a mistake. Love these videos 😂
Haha hope this video woke you up 😂
😂😂Im crying
The background music AAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
omg... your music choice while at the church/cafe, though
Imax and climax🤣 you are too much for me, dude! Love your videos, by the way. Keep it up.
i am currently reading teacher of the year it is a MM romance between a kindergarten teacher and a single dad and a cute little girl
I am DYING 😂💀
Your vlogs just get better and better! I was cracking up the entire time! 😂 I’m going to have to read this now
😂 amazing way to end my day
Loved this Gavin, it was hilarious.
Tbh I would be disappointed if I went on for a smut book, and I only got 4 lines each time they do it 😅
THE MUSIC IS SENDING ME WHYYYYY
But love these videos
This book definitely ruined my childhood 😭
Also…I agree with the term “folds” I just can’t! However I read a romance lately where the male character kept saying “pretty pink pussy” and that bothered me too so I really don’t know what I want here lol. Also,
Wtf is with the grey sweatpants?!?! Always the sweatpants…I mean I guess if they hang a certain way it’s sexy but grey sweatpants are everywhere lately and apparently the sexiest thing!
No sex in public here unless you count a car out in public lol! I’m gonna count it because I’m coming off as too vanilla for the amount of smut I’ve been reading😂
I'd count that! And haha yeah I agree with the grey sweatpants, but also SHREK wearing grey sweatpants? Come on now!
Yes….Shrek wearing them is just absurd🙄!
This is hilarious 😂😂😂
I also loved the slow motion, oh sh******t when you spilled the wine 😅
Instant karma for defiling the house of the Lord
You're going to have to book in for an exorcism haha!
🤦♀️ I went straight to kindle off the title alone
I’m less than 5 minutes in but I gotta say, your hair looks so good 😍
AY thank you so much!
No this does not take place in Florida! 😂
Mom, pick me up I’m scared 🥺
😂😂
"I've never read shrek porn in a church before." I mean, same, Gav
I would recommend
The music is phenomenal to this very holy read. Love it! 😂
Absolutely outstanding - thank you Gavin! 🎉😂 Your use of the phrase 'Operation Pussy Trap' would make the BEST drinking game ever invented.
😱🤣 another great video Gavin ❤
omg imax and climax lololololol