HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Fanfics

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  • Manny still got them flaps.
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    Link to the subreddit:
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    “Diary of a Wimpy Kid: 25 Years Later” was created by:
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    “Greg Heffley and the Ballistic Missile” was created by:
    u/BT_Evelon
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    Pastey:
    / sanctoklinge
    Gerber:
    / gerbatron16
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    -Full Streams + More Bonus and Behind the scenes content can be found on my side channel:
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  • @noza4443
    @noza4443 Před 5 lety +3900

    Greg’s Dad: *gets cancer*
    Rowley: *_Z O O - W E E M A M A_*

    • @pugtato2196
      @pugtato2196 Před 5 lety +7

      Cool
      Story
      Bro

    • @Alice-hs9yj
      @Alice-hs9yj Před 5 lety +5

      WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE !!!
      No one :
      Rowley : Rowley Jefferson what yours

    • @paytondev
      @paytondev Před 5 lety +9

      Me: **is depressed**
      Rowley: *_Z O O - W E E M A M A !_*

    • @branclown6113
      @branclown6113 Před 5 lety +6

      He actually received the cheeseth touch

    • @sponchi8678
      @sponchi8678 Před 5 lety +7

      Greg : *Gives the cheese touch to Rowley*
      Rowley : ZOO- WEE MOTHERFU

  • @seancaldwell879
    @seancaldwell879 Před 5 lety +2998

    When Manny falls off the car
    *Meaty whack
    *Everyone chuckles

    • @randomdude6376
      @randomdude6376 Před 5 lety +49

      *Fall*
      *Meaty slap*

    • @mrpancake8888
      @mrpancake8888 Před 5 lety +35

      *hear some tumbling on the roof of the car, silence, meaty whack, more silence, chuckles*

    • @alexceous
      @alexceous Před 5 lety +14

      ZOO WEE MAMA!

    • @nxgan1088
      @nxgan1088 Před 5 lety +6

      *I fucking lose my shit and nearly die laughing

    • @lampshade2536
      @lampshade2536 Před 5 lety +5

      I chuckled after reading this

  • @guacamolegoddess1342
    @guacamolegoddess1342 Před 4 lety +3924

    “There’s only one option left-“
    *i get a condom ad*

  • @cublics3810
    @cublics3810 Před 3 lety +3324

    Keep in mind, he spent his time writing in his diary instead of trying to actually survive the bomb

    • @cublics3810
      @cublics3810 Před 2 lety +14

      @John Luderer I did.

    • @hhoop3876
      @hhoop3876 Před 2 lety +32

      I mean, when 2 of your family members die, murder 3 people with a shotgun, and getting locked out of the bunker by your older brother, you might as well embrace death.

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 Před rokem +8

      @@joeiTV *had

    • @slaymen587
      @slaymen587 Před rokem +2

      @@joeiTV unnecessary, dude

    • @GummitMan
      @GummitMan Před rokem +22

      Nobody would even be left to read it lol

  • @zaptol6267
    @zaptol6267 Před 5 lety +2941

    Oh no my dad's cancer has gotten worse!
    *B E T T E R S T A R T D O O D L I N G I N M Y D I A R Y T H E N!*

    • @calliecorn
      @calliecorn Před 5 lety +76

      Oh, what's that?
      My brother's skull was broken and he died?
      *Sounds like a good opportunity to doodle!1!!1*
      -That's a beautiful profile pic, my dude.-
      -I'm sorry, I had to say it.-

    • @bl4mmed
      @bl4mmed Před 5 lety +16

      _Zoo wee mama_

    • @warlock1186
      @warlock1186 Před 5 lety +5

      @@calliecorn he will stuff you in the crust!

    • @Sh0eBox
      @Sh0eBox Před 5 lety +7

      The profile picture makes the it sooooooo much better

    • @cruh_yes5194
      @cruh_yes5194 Před 5 lety +1

      Pull the trigger piglet

  • @blueregardinkwood4875
    @blueregardinkwood4875 Před 5 lety +4102

    *”I’M NOT GAY GREG..”*
    Top ten anime betrayals...

  • @funnyfella8198
    @funnyfella8198 Před 3 lety +3093

    I like to imagine Jeff Kinney reading these and going "God dammit! They've guessed every ending I had planned!"

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness Před 3 lety +5620

    This fanfic makes Greg a much more likable character than the actual books.

  • @srduckie8372
    @srduckie8372 Před 5 lety +8947

    2007 J. K. Rowling: Dumbledore is gay
    2032 Jeff Kinney: Greg is gay

    • @A_Person167-8
      @A_Person167-8 Před 5 lety +369

      Jeff Kinney Rowling

    • @markcox8256
      @markcox8256 Před 5 lety +100

      @@A_Person167-8 J K Rowley

    • @TokoSauce
      @TokoSauce Před 5 lety +23

      @@markcox8256 ngl that's always what I'd think of when I saw her name

    • @cutecommie
      @cutecommie Před 5 lety +18

      Why are we mocking this fanfiction for claiming Greg might be bi? Is that really so unrealistic?
      Some of these comments smell kinda homophobic.

    • @addharn9242
      @addharn9242 Před 5 lety +28

      No one is saying that there's anything wrong with it, we're just making fun of all the things JK Rowling has tweeted. There's no need to be offended by this, it's all a joke.

  • @teeveeee
    @teeveeee Před 4 lety +6296

    _"I'm Not Gay Greg."_
    *_Seinfeild Theme Plays_*

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 Před 4 lety +131

      “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

    • @kotux0910
      @kotux0910 Před 4 lety +79

      J.K Rowling wants to know your location

    • @upshurr
      @upshurr Před 4 lety +13

      @@crimsondynamo615 pfFf-

    • @DBStax
      @DBStax Před 4 lety +8

      czcams.com/video/_C70vDkYvqk/video.html

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch Před 4 lety +2

      Spaghetti Slammer *SHI-*

  • @chiachimariachi4682
    @chiachimariachi4682 Před rokem +336

    *You know Manny is hated when he is collectively hurt/killed in every fanfiction*

  • @tbbproductions4173
    @tbbproductions4173 Před 3 lety +265

    Can't believe they left out "this isn't a diary, it's a suicide note"

  • @alphabluu
    @alphabluu Před 5 lety +7205

    "I'm sorry, but the cancer has gotten worse.."
    _WELL ZOO WEE MAMA_

  • @TilikumA1
    @TilikumA1 Před 5 lety +5840

    The G in LGBT stands for Greg

  • @sillybuffalo45
    @sillybuffalo45 Před 4 lety +1217

    Why does the page where Rowley says he’s not gay give off a similar energy to Loss

    • @chocobros1
      @chocobros1 Před 3 lety +197

      Because both it and Loss attempt to portray a dramatic situation using characters and an artstyle designed entirely around comedy. Plus both DoaWK and CAD use stock poses and faces in their art so it ends up looking really wacky in both cases.

    • @Willowposting
      @Willowposting Před 2 lety +43

      Both give off the same vibe of despair and pure sorrow.

    • @SPG69
      @SPG69 Před 2 lety

      | ||
      || |_

    • @MonkeyDGooner
      @MonkeyDGooner Před rokem +5

      @@Willowposting oh you mean none?

  • @jordythecat7181
    @jordythecat7181 Před 3 lety +680

    i like how the ballistic missile story labels it as “day one” even though Greg dies at the end because it implies that since he’s just built so different he assumed he was gonna survive and go on post apocalyptic adventures, i dunno probably overthinking it

    • @caydenlaw965
      @caydenlaw965 Před 2 lety +44

      Ye lol and that assumes that every thing is getting nuked and not just his town because of the missile lol

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 Před rokem +84

      That's actually kinda sad when you put it that way.
      Just some kid so innocently delusional and in denial that they try and convince themselves that they'll live to do some fantasy bs, trying to cope with the fact that they're gonna die.

    • @windowcreeperbird9669
      @windowcreeperbird9669 Před rokem +43

      That feels in very character.

    • @littlemau1360
      @littlemau1360 Před rokem +23

      If he got into the bunker he probably would have lived

    • @the1andonlydrmixxel
      @the1andonlydrmixxel Před rokem +3

      200th like :D

  • @memejohn86
    @memejohn86 Před 5 lety +7510

    "Manny flew off the car, hit the tunnel wall, and DIED."
    *ZOO-WEE-MAMA*

  • @comento4158
    @comento4158 Před 5 lety +1893

    “Manny Died”
    *WELL ZOO-WEE-MAMA*

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 Před 5 lety +3

      @Blake The Kid Um..
      I'm afraid to ask...

    • @morbidapple5794
      @morbidapple5794 Před 5 lety +1

      @@MrSuperbeast92 oh it's some stupid catch phrase if you read the book as a kid (horrible book honestly) you'll know what it is.

    • @whitty4041
      @whitty4041 Před 5 lety +2

      WHY IS EVERYONE IS SAYING ZOO WEE MAMA

    • @warlock1186
      @warlock1186 Před 5 lety +3

      @@whitty4041 I don't fucking know but its 95% of all comments here.
      I'm honestly surprised that literally 1% of the comments say anything about the cheese touch.

    • @ohiosboilerroom3292
      @ohiosboilerroom3292 Před 3 lety

      he fucking died

  • @winter_wolf3284
    @winter_wolf3284 Před 3 lety +747

    “i’m not gay greg”
    top 10 saddest anime quotes

  • @sparkythecat
    @sparkythecat Před 4 lety +507

    "Im not gay Greg"
    *Slams door*
    *Sobs*
    10/10 story telling!

  • @litsaber
    @litsaber Před 4 lety +6408

    "I have something I've needed to get off my chest"
    "What that he's gay?"
    A few minutes later
    "I love you man"

    • @Bob-op1ue
      @Bob-op1ue Před 3 lety +283

      I mean that's the most expected thing in fanfiction.

    • @starcasm8674
      @starcasm8674 Před 3 lety +188

      Greg: im gonna put my zoo wee in your mama
      edit: what have I done

    • @swagmaster47625
      @swagmaster47625 Před 3 lety +19

      Bloo Phish nah that’s what a 11 year old would say on X-Box Live

    • @starcasm8674
      @starcasm8674 Před 3 lety +32

      @@swagmaster47625 that’s what Greg would say to Rowley if he had Xbox live

    • @pigmeatatinlay
      @pigmeatatinlay Před 3 lety +3

      @@starcasm8674 yo m

  • @uncomfortableviewings9086
    @uncomfortableviewings9086 Před 5 lety +9289

    “I’m not gay Greg”
    *slams door*
    *sobbing*
    Art

  • @bent8085
    @bent8085 Před 3 lety +276

    "Im not gay Greg."
    *Friends intro plays*

    • @Bravice
      @Bravice Před 2 lety +11

      *SO NO ONE TOLD Y-*

    • @amaracaroline9482
      @amaracaroline9482 Před 2 lety +16

      LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAAAAY-
      *sound of Manny’s Meat Flaps*

    • @acerola7188
      @acerola7188 Před 2 lety +8

      YOUR JOBS’ A JOKE YOUR BROKE~

    • @jamfingers55
      @jamfingers55 Před 2 lety +9

      YOUR LOVE LIFE'S D.O.A~

  • @ewatiredrat6925
    @ewatiredrat6925 Před 4 lety +598

    Greg Heffley is the ultimate bisexual

    • @kysbasil
      @kysbasil Před 3 lety +7

      @Ignatious no he would definitely misgender someone

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights Před 3 lety +18

      @@kysbasil wtf does sexuality have to do with gender lol

    • @gedaxx13
      @gedaxx13 Před 3 lety +7

      Geruggi Hefuī, Ultimate Journalist and LGBT Icon.≙▽≙)∫ 💖

    • @deano290
      @deano290 Před 2 lety +8

      @@kysbasil sexuality ≠ gender

  • @kerrivantas7
    @kerrivantas7 Před 4 lety +2734

    *”Manny FLEW OFF the car, hit the tunnel wall, and died.”*
    *ZOO WEE MAMA!*

  • @Rabbid4240
    @Rabbid4240 Před 5 lety +1980

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single living soul I'm serious:
    8-year-old at a book fair: Diary of a Wimpy Minecraft Mutant Zombie 14

    • @mantrabeeg
      @mantrabeeg Před 5 lety +50

      Not a living soul except my dumbass when I was 6.

    • @ryanfoley8897
      @ryanfoley8897 Před 5 lety +4

      I have 1 and 2 from book orders. At least I can tell what quality is now.

    • @shrekgal4935
      @shrekgal4935 Před 5 lety +2

      Fukkkkk

    • @amongblox_usa
      @amongblox_usa Před 5 lety +4

      Diary of a Wimpy Sans: An Unofficial Undertale Book is still superior.

    • @BobSmith-cg2ek
      @BobSmith-cg2ek Před 5 lety +4

      The worst part is this is actually a real book. Can confirm, own all up to ten as a joke.

  • @thisdoesnotexist5246
    @thisdoesnotexist5246 Před 3 lety +107

    9:10: “Not long after, dad exclaimed to us that there’s a Ballistic missile heading towards our town in an hour”
    ZOO-WEE-MAMA!

  • @TheMedicatedArtist
    @TheMedicatedArtist Před 4 lety +170

    The anime is called Ebichu: The Housekeeping Hamster; it’s hilarious and highly recommend it

  • @kingpenguin1580
    @kingpenguin1580 Před 5 lety +6782

    No one:
    J.k Rowling: Greg and Rowley had a intense gay relationship

    • @noreenmerasty813
      @noreenmerasty813 Před 5 lety +269

      Rowling, rowley?
      COUENSEDENCE?
      I THINK NOT

    • @warlock1186
      @warlock1186 Před 5 lety +134

      @@noreenmerasty813 don't fucking move.

    • @gman4736
      @gman4736 Před 5 lety +71

      @@noreenmerasty813 HOL UP

    • @thatoneskinfromarsenal
      @thatoneskinfromarsenal Před 5 lety +88

      i m n o t g a y g r e g

    • @gman4736
      @gman4736 Před 5 lety +58

      @@thatoneskinfromarsenal *I'm not going to play fortnite with you Greg*

  • @orrie1911
    @orrie1911 Před 5 lety +1675

    “get to the hospital now, it’s dad, the cancers gotten worse.”
    *zoo wee mama*

  • @ZcattheNobody
    @ZcattheNobody Před rokem +65

    When a fanfic feels more iconic than the entire series

    • @ZcattheNobody
      @ZcattheNobody Před rokem +2

      @@Funnypantswhen a crap fanfic of writing looks higher quality than the entire official series

  • @CmFive
    @CmFive Před 4 lety +186

    Greg: "At this point I only have one option left:"
    Ad: PAMPERS

    • @mrforgotten5598
      @mrforgotten5598 Před 3 lety +9

      He shits himself

    • @sewkrazy
      @sewkrazy Před 3 lety +4

      I got an ad for Mario Odyssey

    • @henrym4484
      @henrym4484 Před 2 lety

      @@sewkrazy Greg decided to play Mario Odyssey

    • @sewkrazy
      @sewkrazy Před 2 lety +2

      Then he shit himself

    • @MusicTheoryLover
      @MusicTheoryLover Před 2 lety +1

      I got an add for puffs tissues- did he need to sneeze or something

  • @Bro3256Films
    @Bro3256Films Před 5 lety +21510

    J. K. Rowling confirms that Greg is gay

    • @notreallyizaah3025
      @notreallyizaah3025 Před 5 lety +680

      J. K Rowling confirmed that we are gay

    • @xXticklemonsterXx
      @xXticklemonsterXx Před 5 lety +460

      J. K. Rowling un-confirms that Greg is straight.

    • @kbhasi
      @kbhasi Před 5 lety +365

      J. K. Rowling confirms that Greg is straight'nt

    • @blipboigilgamesh7865
      @blipboigilgamesh7865 Před 5 lety +71

      J. K. Rowling adverts that this joke is not funny or original since 2014

    • @uberd3323
      @uberd3323 Před 5 lety +120

      blipboi gilgamesh J. K. Rowling deny'nt's the heterosexuality of blipboi's mom

  • @dy1ngfl0werz14
    @dy1ngfl0werz14 Před 5 lety +4447

    Its the year 2034 the cheese touch infected half of the population
    *ZOO WEE MAMA*
    edit ; i dont remember commenting this pls help

  • @inst_guy
    @inst_guy Před 4 lety +171

    "I've only got one option left..."
    Ad: *plays*

    • @pleb8828
      @pleb8828 Před 4 lety +12

      ESCAPE IN THE WORLD OF ANIME WITH BOTH SUB AND DUBS

    • @inst_guy
      @inst_guy Před 4 lety +2

      I'VE FOUND A LoV*E*

    • @char9458
      @char9458 Před 4 lety +2

      CAN YOUR HAIR WITHSTAND DAMAGE?

    • @danielholoweckyj9098
      @danielholoweckyj9098 Před 4 lety +2

      @@pleb8828 argh! I hate those fucking ads!

    • @blankslate7491
      @blankslate7491 Před 3 lety +3

      FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNEW ABOUT MOBILE GAMES

  • @rowie5396
    @rowie5396 Před 4 lety +113

    THATS WHERE THE "IM NOT GAY GREG" MEME CAME FROM LMFAOOOO

  • @Nickbotmax
    @Nickbotmax Před 5 lety +1804

    Comments:
    %49 Zoo Wee Mama
    %51 I'm not gay, Greg

  • @pastedino6670
    @pastedino6670 Před 4 lety +12609

    “The cancer’s gotten worse.”
    *Z o o - w e e - m a m a*

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat Před 3 lety +36

    The fact that these are drawn so well makes it even better

  • @nickblake8767
    @nickblake8767 Před 3 lety +27

    7:46 the iconic page of the whole video

  • @jakebolstrum8909
    @jakebolstrum8909 Před 5 lety +3848

    Rowley: im not gay greg
    Greg: *sobs*
    Me: ZOO-WEE-MAMA

    • @sponchi8678
      @sponchi8678 Před 5 lety +89

      Greg : Well, girls are better anyway
      Rowley : WAIT GREG NO
      Rodrick : I heard that you're gay Greg
      Greg : *GASP*

    • @Lex-ql5ht
      @Lex-ql5ht Před 5 lety +31

      *W H E E Z E*

    • @queenlikesstuff6500
      @queenlikesstuff6500 Před 5 lety +26

      Manny: *bursts through wall* U W0T MATE

    • @tripodgamer
      @tripodgamer Před 5 lety +1

      puppygirl -roblox and more ka

    • @kroxldyphivc
      @kroxldyphivc Před 5 lety +1

      ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

  • @gingersnap6004
    @gingersnap6004 Před 4 lety +7230

    Me: “Haha, what a silly subreddit! I’m gonna check it out for a laugh!”
    Me, several months later, running a successful slice of life fan comic on the subreddit: “...Welp. This took a turn.”

    • @nothankyou4752
      @nothankyou4752 Před 4 lety +196

      i mean. you got a link?

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 Před 4 lety +151

      Hook a sister UP, fam!

    • @danefrancis672
      @danefrancis672 Před 4 lety +334

      WAIT A MINUTE
      WAS THIS A TRICK
      YOU GUYS PULLED ON
      ME WHEN WENT TO
      THE OLIVE GARDEN AS
      KIDS???

    • @magecalamari_damace3989
      @magecalamari_damace3989 Před 4 lety +47

      TerribleTamato now he has IBS!

    • @gingersnap6004
      @gingersnap6004 Před 4 lety +156

      @@danefrancis672 fuck ive been discovered
      The mission has been compromised SHUT IT DOWN

  • @This_is-a-handle
    @This_is-a-handle Před 4 lety +373

    My version of the 25 yrs later story:
    “I’m not gay Greg” Said Rowley
    “ *Z O O W E E M A M A* “ Said Greg
    “I HAVE RISEN” Said JK Rowling

    • @ckqk
      @ckqk Před 3 lety +24

      JK Rowley

  • @MaxEverywhereSystem
    @MaxEverywhereSystem Před 4 lety +120

    everyone gangster till manny starts slapping his meat flaps together

  • @hellspawn21
    @hellspawn21 Před 4 lety +6465

    Manny's Meat Flaps™ is definitely the name of a steak house somewhere

  • @joshuawee7836
    @joshuawee7836 Před 5 lety +3872

    Can we just appreciate “Greg Heffley and the Ballistic Missile”
    Edit: its already been a year since i wrote this shit lol. Ah i had no idea what was coming

  • @eerbothepirate
    @eerbothepirate Před 3 lety +50

    “I’m not gay, Greg.”
    *sounds like something a gay person would say*

  • @thedarkoverlordofall
    @thedarkoverlordofall Před 4 lety +188

    Greg is the true bicon that we deserve.

  • @Dio-hp8xb
    @Dio-hp8xb Před 5 lety +985

    Kid: Hey, what's your favourite doawk book?
    Other kid: Long haul
    Other kid: Rodrick rules
    Me: Greg and the ballistic missile

  • @GonnaCrime
    @GonnaCrime Před 5 lety +477

    Greg: there’s something I need to get off my chest
    Them: LMAO HE GAY
    Greg: howdidyou-

  • @justapeckneck
    @justapeckneck Před 3 lety +64

    Um, uh, you guys obviously aren’t read up on wimpy kid lore, manny’s meat flaps represent the two parallel sides of reality, another piece of evidence that manny is god and sans.

    • @jillnyethegirlwhosbi3772
      @jillnyethegirlwhosbi3772 Před 2 lety +7

      you say that as if god and sans are mutually exclusive from each other

    • @doritos4956
      @doritos4956 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@jillnyethegirlwhosbi3772 one is Ness and the other is the oncler
      You choose which one

  • @smolsammichowo
    @smolsammichowo Před rokem +11

    Ironically enough the guy who played Greg in the movies became the version of Greg that Greg wanted to become in the books ( aka Famous actor, good singer, known person, etc )

  • @spicy_r4nch
    @spicy_r4nch Před 5 lety +956

    Rowley: Greg, Im not Gay
    Greg: * cries *
    Me: *ZOO WEE MAMA*
    Edit 1: Wow 857 likes??!! But how 🤔

  • @barbararab6390
    @barbararab6390 Před 5 lety +1670

    Jeff Kinney: Greg and Rowley had an intense sexual relationship

  • @Moony-Lighty
    @Moony-Lighty Před 3 lety +28

    “I don’t know if I’m bi or what, but I love you.”
    *zoo-wee mama*

  • @rhen0622
    @rhen0622 Před 3 lety +28

    5:11 "there's something I've needed to get off my chest for a long time, so here it goes..."
    *"He's gay"*
    The writer of the book: *_How did you know? :0_*

  • @dirtydan2955
    @dirtydan2955 Před 5 lety +1808

    *pan over to Rowley*
    "He's so tall
    And handsome as hell
    He's so bad
    But he does it so well"

  • @appleteeth27
    @appleteeth27 Před 5 lety +2003

    No one:
    Reddit: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐬: 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰?

    • @kaiijak
      @kaiijak Před 5 lety +36

      how the heck did you make the text like that

    • @honeygacha4493
      @honeygacha4493 Před 5 lety +13

      Woah where and how did you get that ??

    • @soundrogue4472
      @soundrogue4472 Před 5 lety +1

      @@kaiijak you use, **

    • @kaiijak
      @kaiijak Před 5 lety +8

      *ok*

    • @kaiijak
      @kaiijak Před 5 lety +9

      *yeah uh I'm doing it now and it doesnt work*

  • @josiebianchi3481
    @josiebianchi3481 Před 4 lety +35

    "Manny flew off the car, hit the tunnel wall, and DIED." reads like a Frank Heffley tweet

  • @beatsi529
    @beatsi529 Před 4 lety +32

    It’s 1 am and I am currently watching Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfics while trying not to wake up my family by laughing too loud. What is my life

  • @megamon9258
    @megamon9258 Před 5 lety +2237

    Greg: The cancers gotten worse.
    Rodrick: shut up I'm listening to my chemical romance on 100% volume
    Greg: Roderick you are the cancer
    Rodrick: mood
    (Edit: why is this the most likes I have EVER gotten on a comment)
    (Edit 2: seriously. This comment has more likes than the combined likes on every other comment I have posted.)

  • @kidleprechaun1018
    @kidleprechaun1018 Před 4 lety +4880

    Greg Heffley: the LGBT icon we didn't know we needed

  • @fork4207
    @fork4207 Před rokem +5

    That first one is so realistic it’s scary, like your stuck at a dead end job your father has cancer and your best friend you love like romantically for years after you finally get the courage to tell them your feelings just moves and don’t talk to you for years.

  • @SuperEekie64
    @SuperEekie64 Před 4 lety +25

    13:47 I've watched this like 3 times, and each time I thought Greg's face was deformed from radiation or a shotgun blast or something. I only just now realized that it's supposed to be the back of his head.

  • @Ian-sg5ms
    @Ian-sg5ms Před 5 lety +1257

    *The Diary Of A Wimpy kid: The Midlife Crisis*

  • @owenbillo5513
    @owenbillo5513 Před 4 lety +9343

    This fanfic can't be serious, it's just gotta be the most incredible shitpost ever

    • @noahdirk-qs8vv
      @noahdirk-qs8vv Před 4 lety +196

      Tome Homeowner is it like r/imsorryjon

    • @steampunk-llama
      @steampunk-llama Před 4 lety +136

      Animation Crustacean ehh some of the content is like it but it's mostly just panel edits or silly goofs, not eldritch horror

    • @kappnk9821
      @kappnk9821 Před 4 lety +168

      @@noahdirk-qs8vv no. r/imsorryjon is basically Lovecraftian Garfield

    • @0x1gyu
      @0x1gyu Před 4 lety +39

      Who ever wrote this is a fuc^^ng writing god

    • @thisisaterribleargument_but
      @thisisaterribleargument_but Před 4 lety +65

      I'm part of the sub, it's all shitposts and it's beautiful

  • @everythingthrice2582
    @everythingthrice2582 Před 4 lety +68

    5:50 he is right, it's not hamtaro, it's a different anime that people confuse with Hamtaro

  • @hyperventalated
    @hyperventalated Před 11 měsíci +5

    I cant believe that first fanfic name dropped Funbrain. I havent thought of that site in so long

  • @Kriosaivak
    @Kriosaivak Před 4 lety +4154

    "I'm not gay Greg" is just amazing.

  • @spinoexplosion4910
    @spinoexplosion4910 Před 4 lety +3110

    “I’m Not Playing Fortnite With You Greg”

  • @velvetea9892
    @velvetea9892 Před 3 lety +18

    no one:
    subtitles: *EVERYBODY STOP I NEED TO DROP MY TURTLE*

  • @TheAngryBeaver14
    @TheAngryBeaver14 Před 3 lety +16

    This family i tell ya. 10:24

  • @lookmomnohands0391
    @lookmomnohands0391 Před 5 lety +1061

    Phone: *COME QUICK DAD GOT CANCER*
    rowley: *z o o w e e m a m a*

    • @djkeemstar1425
      @djkeemstar1425 Před 5 lety +6

      Stan the Man :( frick you for bringing me back to stans death

    • @lookmomnohands0391
      @lookmomnohands0391 Před 5 lety +2

      Tom Holland Is Better Than Noah Centineo and Jimin ok

    • @warlock1186
      @warlock1186 Před 5 lety +4

      @@djkeemstar1425 who the hell is Noah centineo and Jimin?

    • @djkeemstar1425
      @djkeemstar1425 Před 5 lety +3

      warlock 118 honestly bro same

    • @warlock1186
      @warlock1186 Před 5 lety +3

      @@djkeemstar1425 also your username is very hyperspecific.

  • @Gorilla_Chaos
    @Gorilla_Chaos Před 5 lety +2045

    “Giving manny a gun would eliminate traffic.”
    Yes. As shooting people IN A CAR will just make the THE CAR disappear.

  • @fewsaid
    @fewsaid Před 3 lety +25

    8:14 is an accurate representation of covid lol

  • @Jvegas2281
    @Jvegas2281 Před 2 lety +13

    My friends and I spent a night reading these fan comics. We absolutely lost our minds on the story "Greg's Furry Adventure".

  • @Eggtismo
    @Eggtismo Před 5 lety +608

    "I'm not Greg, gay" - Zoo-Wee-Mama Boi, 2032

  • @Behon
    @Behon Před 5 lety +2394

    Please never stop making Have You Heard About videos. They've opened my eyes to so many gems of the internet.

    • @Saltydkdan
      @Saltydkdan  Před 5 lety +111

      The topics will continue to get better trust me

    • @helix0r60
      @helix0r60 Před 5 lety +18

      "GEMS"

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 Před 5 lety +8

      Saltydkdan how can they get better than this? Is there shit even deeper on reddit, or somewhere worse...

    • @P_araps
      @P_araps Před 5 lety +5

      _oh hey it's the guy who does that warioware cartoon that's so epic_

    • @izuwumidoriya3784
      @izuwumidoriya3784 Před 5 lety +2

      Behon *GEMS*

  • @SCP-yq5fw
    @SCP-yq5fw Před 4 lety +8

    As rowley came into Gregory’s room, with his big bod, Gregory just looked in awe, and as Rowley came closer, their lips met, and Gregory knew, that he knew what love meant.

  • @elizrebezilmadommdo1662
    @elizrebezilmadommdo1662 Před 3 lety +17

    At 7:14, after Greg confessed to Rowley that he was queer, I got an ad that was LGBTQ related. What amazing timing.

  • @aidan4529
    @aidan4529 Před 5 lety +1760

    Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw
    Pumped Up kicks starts playing
    Edit: Lol, maybe we'll make a sequel, Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Behind Bars

    • @eastanglianmapping3538
      @eastanglianmapping3538 Před 5 lety +6

      Rodrick's got a quick hand
      He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan
      He's got a rolled cigarette, hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid
      Yeah found a six shooter gun
      In his dad's closet hidden oh in a box of fun things, I don't even know what
      But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      Daddy works a long day
      He be coming home late, he's coming home late
      And he's bringing me a surprise
      'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
      I've waited for a long time
      Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
      I reason with my cigarette
      And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
      All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
      You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

    • @Dexstar3210
      @Dexstar3210 Před 5 lety

      all the other kids with the pumped up kicks

    • @jullian1328
      @jullian1328 Před 5 lety +3

      haha that joke hasnt been made already

    • @limon6876
      @limon6876 Před 5 lety +3

      @@jullian1328 It has

    • @sonicmorgana5363
      @sonicmorgana5363 Před 5 lety +3

      r/wooosh

  • @lollybowser
    @lollybowser Před 5 lety +793

    Excuse me while I adopt the phrase “I’m not gay, Greg” into my vocabulary.

  • @sapphire2113
    @sapphire2113 Před 3 lety +8

    “Rodrick left us too die!!”
    Zoo wee Mama

  • @spacepimpkevin1184
    @spacepimpkevin1184 Před 3 lety +30

    Back in middle school, i did this exact same thing but with pen and pencil drawn onto the actual first two books i had.
    These are masterpieces in comparison to my "diary of a gay kid" but the same general vibe is there, i assure you.

  • @j.marston
    @j.marston Před 5 lety +3384

    Now I can never unsee Manny's face, thanks to you bois.

  • @Thebes342
    @Thebes342 Před 5 lety +758

    I like how the first one was coherent and actually semi-interesting, even in spite of how bordering on edgy it was... and then the one after that just leads into pure madness.
    Reddit in a nutshell I guess.

    • @Maroki06
      @Maroki06 Před 5 lety +39

      Thebes342 the second ones edge though
      it almost cut my finger off

    • @coldwarfare1429
      @coldwarfare1429 Před 5 lety +7

      Lol never laughed so hard in my life

    • @aster1sk294
      @aster1sk294 Před 5 lety +4

      its because theyre JOKES not meant to be taken seriously. Thats what THAT ENTIRE FUCKING SUBREDDIT IS FOR

    • @I_love_dr_stone
      @I_love_dr_stone Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@aster1sk294we know you condescending wanksock

  • @eagletgriff
    @eagletgriff Před 2 lety +11

    7:04 OMG I THOUGHT THEY EDITED THAT IN 💀💀💀

  • @chickenorvickys7267
    @chickenorvickys7267 Před 4 lety +37

    Just letting y'all know this comment section is among the most hilarious I have ever read

  • @SylentVoidkeeper
    @SylentVoidkeeper Před 4 lety +4223

    It’s so interesting to see how someone trying to make a “darker” and more serious story using a property that should never venture into that direction fails so spectacularly that it just becomes goofy again.
    They were inspired by Bojack? That makes sense.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 Před 4 lety +105

      Monokuma, Headmaster of Despair Talking smack about Bojack?

    • @bored5094
      @bored5094 Před 4 lety +210

      I love when people do darker stuff of child friendly stuff it’s weird but interesting seeing a different side of it

    • @percyap4271
      @percyap4271 Před 4 lety +98

      @@bored5094 If they do it right, that is.

    • @SylentVoidkeeper
      @SylentVoidkeeper Před 4 lety +192

      LJK401 Of course not. I love Bojack and I think it’s a terrific show, but it’s what people get from it that kinda worries me.
      A lot of somewhat insecure creators think that the only way to make something more adult is to just needlessly add dark content without thinking of whether or not it makes sense or if it fits.
      Which, in this case, it really doesn’t and comes off as rather needlessly dark for no real reason

    • @Darkwolfpocco
      @Darkwolfpocco Před 4 lety +8

      Can I buy your account?

  • @solstice5103
    @solstice5103 Před 5 lety +393

    *Many hits the tunnel and dies*
    Manny: "*MeATy LIp soUnDs*"
    Everyone else: "*giggles*"
    Rowley: "ZOO WEE MAMA!"

    • @seangaming8229
      @seangaming8229 Před 5 lety +1

      *Giggles turn into roaring laughter*

    • @yureschede9692
      @yureschede9692 Před 5 lety +1

      I was already laughing but you made me laugh harder

  • @braystone9145
    @braystone9145 Před 4 lety +11

    10:11
    *This Is The Hardest Ive Ever Fucking Laughed*

  • @killer1gamer1
    @killer1gamer1 Před 3 lety +4

    this guy saw his father and bother die and then he was about to see his friend and mom die too while his older brother betrayed them all and not even a tear in his eye, this guy can handle a lot

  • @mandisi3513
    @mandisi3513 Před 5 lety +1493

    So if you punch Manny's face, does that mean.....
    *YOU'RE BEATING MANNY'S MEAT*

  • @bluetoonz8148
    @bluetoonz8148 Před 5 lety +1348

    But In the books, and movies, Rowley was THE GAYEST OF THE GAY

    • @youraverageant7888
      @youraverageant7888 Před 5 lety +5

      True

    • @asic3468
      @asic3468 Před 5 lety +68

      "YoU hAvE a CuTe BuTt"

    • @millerblaylock
      @millerblaylock Před 5 lety +92

      Yeah and then Greg didn't really like Rowley in half of the books but only used him for personal gain..?
      EDIT: omg guys thanks for 99 likes that's the most I've ever gotten!

    • @theinterspeciesreviewer7400
      @theinterspeciesreviewer7400 Před 5 lety +13

      Rowley to me was a little gay. But mostly I found him very awkward and antisocial but that's just me mate's.

    • @g.m.j.bennett6702
      @g.m.j.bennett6702 Před 5 lety +15

      Rowley is pure testosterone

  • @type_4410
    @type_4410 Před 3 lety +16

    7:38 off the shits man

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I came back to this video and realized:
    Why the fuck is the entire family mad at Manny? Is it that he hasn't seen any of them in years? Because just moving to NYC isn't a huge deal in itself

  • @aveliene5565
    @aveliene5565 Před 5 lety +4421

    I have something to say
    We have never seen rowleys mouth closed before...

  • @diamondmario64
    @diamondmario64 Před 5 lety +1049

    Rowley: Greg, I'm not gay
    Rowley: *shuts door*
    Greg: *sobs*
    I lost it man, it was so funny lol

  • @notkaywhy
    @notkaywhy Před 3 lety +10

    “Turns out other people did that too because dad was ASSASSINATED from a bullet to the head”
    My broken humor: *ZOO-WEE MAMA*