HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Fanfics
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- Manny still got them flaps.
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#diaryofawimpykid #reaction - Komedie
The G in LGBT stands for Greg
yeaaaa
Somebody made the same exact comment 5 days ago. Looks like you're a little late
Chef Number 1⃣ Oh :(
i spit out my food laughing to this
No gay
J. K. Rowling confirms that Greg is gay
J. K Rowling confirmed that we are gay
J. K. Rowling un-confirms that Greg is straight.
J. K. Rowling confirms that Greg is straight'nt
J. K. Rowling adverts that this joke is not funny or original since 2014
blipboi gilgamesh J. K. Rowling deny'nt's the heterosexuality of blipboi's mom
“There’s only one option left-“
*i get a condom ad*
Same
Srsly???
Same
*_Zoo wee mama!_*
Aren't ads personalized?
Can't believe they left out "this isn't a diary, it's a suicide note"
Heather's reference /j
CZcams probably wouldn't like it
I think maybe that part wasn’t out yet when they recorded the video
2007 J. K. Rowling: Dumbledore is gay
2032 Jeff Kinney: Greg is gay
Jeff Kinney Rowling
@@A_Person167-8 J K Rowley
@@markcox8256 ngl that's always what I'd think of when I saw her name
Why are we mocking this fanfiction for claiming Greg might be bi? Is that really so unrealistic?
Some of these comments smell kinda homophobic.
No one is saying that there's anything wrong with it, we're just making fun of all the things JK Rowling has tweeted. There's no need to be offended by this, it's all a joke.
Greg’s Dad: *gets cancer*
Rowley: *_Z O O - W E E M A M A_*
Cool
Story
Bro
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE !!!
No one :
Rowley : Rowley Jefferson what yours
Me: **is depressed**
Rowley: *_Z O O - W E E M A M A !_*
He actually received the cheeseth touch
Greg : *Gives the cheese touch to Rowley*
Rowley : ZOO- WEE MOTHERFU
Keep in mind, he spent his time writing in his diary instead of trying to actually survive the bomb
@John Luderer I did.
I mean, when 2 of your family members die, murder 3 people with a shotgun, and getting locked out of the bunker by your older brother, you might as well embrace death.
@@joeiTV *had
@@joeiTV unnecessary, dude
Nobody would even be left to read it lol
*You know Manny is hated when he is collectively hurt/killed in every fanfiction*
*”I’M NOT GAY GREG..”*
Top ten anime betrayals...
I’m not playing Fortnite with you Greg
😂💀💀👏😂
😂😂😂
Top 10 anime twists people didn’t expect
ZOO WEE MAMA
_"I'm Not Gay Greg."_
*_Seinfeild Theme Plays_*
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
J.K Rowling wants to know your location
@@crimsondynamo615 pfFf-
czcams.com/video/_C70vDkYvqk/video.html
Spaghetti Slammer *SHI-*
I like to imagine Jeff Kinney reading these and going "God dammit! They've guessed every ending I had planned!"
*YES*
Well there goes the future books
@milk where my dad
@@wixer3152 @milk is in him…
@milk WHERE'S HIS FUNCKNIG DAF
i like how the ballistic missile story labels it as “day one” even though Greg dies at the end because it implies that since he’s just built so different he assumed he was gonna survive and go on post apocalyptic adventures, i dunno probably overthinking it
Ye lol and that assumes that every thing is getting nuked and not just his town because of the missile lol
That's actually kinda sad when you put it that way.
Just some kid so innocently delusional and in denial that they try and convince themselves that they'll live to do some fantasy bs, trying to cope with the fact that they're gonna die.
That feels in very character.
If he got into the bunker he probably would have lived
200th like :D
Oh no my dad's cancer has gotten worse!
*B E T T E R S T A R T D O O D L I N G I N M Y D I A R Y T H E N!*
Oh, what's that?
My brother's skull was broken and he died?
*Sounds like a good opportunity to doodle!1!!1*
-That's a beautiful profile pic, my dude.-
-I'm sorry, I had to say it.-
_Zoo wee mama_
@@calliecorn he will stuff you in the crust!
The profile picture makes the it sooooooo much better
Pull the trigger piglet
"Manny flew off the car, hit the tunnel wall, and DIED."
*ZOO-WEE-MAMA*
BAHAHAHAHHA
*MANNY IS FUCKING DEAD*
@@cheeseboy4673 ZOO-WE-MAMA
Yaaaa boi!
Manny is fucking dead
This fanfic makes Greg a much more likable character than the actual books.
All it took was him being depressed
@@nathanhills336 and gay
@@hhoop3876 And nuked
@@alfalldoot6715 and Vietnam
@@removed629 And Gregnant.
“i’m not gay greg”
top 10 saddest anime quotes
"I have something I've needed to get off my chest"
"What that he's gay?"
A few minutes later
"I love you man"
I mean that's the most expected thing in fanfiction.
Greg: im gonna put my zoo wee in your mama
edit: what have I done
Bloo Phish nah that’s what a 11 year old would say on X-Box Live
@@swagmaster47625 that’s what Greg would say to Rowley if he had Xbox live
@@starcasm8674 yo m
“The cancer’s gotten worse.”
*Z o o - w e e - m a m a*
I have to come clean
@@bugglemagnum6213 with what
@@bugglemagnum6213 pleas ebwha
Interesting.
ɐ ɯ ɐ ɯ ǝ ǝ ʍ o o z
Why does the page where Rowley says he’s not gay give off a similar energy to Loss
Because both it and Loss attempt to portray a dramatic situation using characters and an artstyle designed entirely around comedy. Plus both DoaWK and CAD use stock poses and faces in their art so it ends up looking really wacky in both cases.
Both give off the same vibe of despair and pure sorrow.
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@@Willowposting oh you mean none?
"Im not gay Greg"
*Slams door*
*Sobs*
10/10 story telling!
“I’m not gay Greg”
*slams door*
*sobbing*
Art
Jin The Harvester i’m sad to say that panel of the comic was probably the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life and nothing will ever top it.
666th like
Jin The Harvester 666 likes
(Wheeze)
I died
Greg Heffley: the LGBT icon we didn't know we needed
heffLey
greG
Bmanny
roTrick
Qrowley
you have a stack of likes
hes a bi icon good for him
@@iwakeupandboomimarat a bicon
now this
is epic
"Im not gay Greg."
*Friends intro plays*
*SO NO ONE TOLD Y-*
LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAAAAY-
*sound of Manny’s Meat Flaps*
YOUR JOBS’ A JOKE YOUR BROKE~
YOUR LOVE LIFE'S D.O.A~
When a fanfic feels more iconic than the entire series
@@Funnypantswhen a crap fanfic of writing looks higher quality than the entire official series
"I'm sorry, but the cancer has gotten worse.."
_WELL ZOO WEE MAMA_
“I’m not gay Greg.”
*Slams the door shut.*
_ZOO WEE MAMA!_
WELL BITE MY BISCUITS!!!
noice
Dont make fun of cancer son of a bitch
Sunny. Chill g bub go you ni hmm
Greg: there’s something I need to get off my chest
Them: LMAO HE GAY
Greg: howdidyou-
J K Rowling be like
The anime is called Ebichu: The Housekeeping Hamster; it’s hilarious and highly recommend it
9:10: “Not long after, dad exclaimed to us that there’s a Ballistic missile heading towards our town in an hour”
ZOO-WEE-MAMA!
Manny's Meat Flaps™ is definitely the name of a steak house somewhere
Oh noooooo
Red Kid Oh YEEEEEEEEES
@@giornogiovanna2008 czcams.com/video/JmL-47bMyjY/video.html
Sounds like Manny doing something
Ewww
"I'm not gay Greg" is just amazing.
What about “I’m not playing Fortnite with you Greg?”
Read diary of wimpy kid the joker
420th likes
@@satan4489 Zoo-Wee-Mama!
@Comrade Iggy thats just bi
“I’m not gay, Greg.”
*sounds like something a gay person would say*
Greg Heffley is the ultimate bisexual
@Ignatious no he would definitely misgender someone
@@kysbasil wtf does sexuality have to do with gender lol
Geruggi Hefuī, Ultimate Journalist and LGBT Icon.≙▽≙)∫ 💖
@@kysbasil sexuality ≠ gender
Comments:
%49 Zoo Wee Mama
%51 I'm not gay, Greg
Now its
50% zoo wee mama
49% "I'm not gay Greg"
1% cheese touch
No it’s
50% *ZOO WEE MAMA*
50% *Im not gay greg
@@koolaidgamer17 i have no strong feelings one way or the other
@@crushersbutlessedgynow Ah, a man of Neutral Culture
Im not playing fortnite with u greg
When Manny falls off the car
*Meaty whack
*Everyone chuckles
*Fall*
*Meaty slap*
*hear some tumbling on the roof of the car, silence, meaty whack, more silence, chuckles*
ZOO WEE MAMA!
*I fucking lose my shit and nearly die laughing
I chuckled after reading this
7:46 the iconic page of the whole video
THATS WHERE THE "IM NOT GAY GREG" MEME CAME FROM LMFAOOOO
*”Manny FLEW OFF the car, hit the tunnel wall, and died.”*
*ZOO WEE MAMA!*
fucker deserved it
funniest punchline i’ve ever read.
meat flaps
Yes
This is so sitcom Worthy
“Manny Died”
*WELL ZOO-WEE-MAMA*
@Blake The Kid Um..
I'm afraid to ask...
@@MrSuperbeast92 oh it's some stupid catch phrase if you read the book as a kid (horrible book honestly) you'll know what it is.
WHY IS EVERYONE IS SAYING ZOO WEE MAMA
@@whitty4041 I don't fucking know but its 95% of all comments here.
I'm honestly surprised that literally 1% of the comments say anything about the cheese touch.
he fucking died
"I've only got one option left..."
Ad: *plays*
ESCAPE IN THE WORLD OF ANIME WITH BOTH SUB AND DUBS
I'VE FOUND A LoV*E*
CAN YOUR HAIR WITHSTAND DAMAGE?
@@pleb8828 argh! I hate those fucking ads!
FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNEW ABOUT MOBILE GAMES
Greg: "At this point I only have one option left:"
Ad: PAMPERS
He shits himself
I got an ad for Mario Odyssey
@@sewkrazy Greg decided to play Mario Odyssey
Then he shit himself
I got an add for puffs tissues- did he need to sneeze or something
“get to the hospital now, it’s dad, the cancers gotten worse.”
*zoo wee mama*
OwO
Bruh
Bruh
@RhysTheCODBlogger FaZe why ya say lol then
*z o o w e e m a m a*
“Giving manny a gun would eliminate traffic.”
Yes. As shooting people IN A CAR will just make the THE CAR disappear.
If you don't watch what you're saying, I'll make *you* disappear.
Ray Thus family, I tell ya.
Ray
It’s democracy mode
Everyone knows this is true
Learn Spanish or you will Vanish
everyone gangster till manny starts slapping his meat flaps together
Thats not his mouth making the noise-
@@NerosDays NO. *NO.* **NO!!**
Um, uh, you guys obviously aren’t read up on wimpy kid lore, manny’s meat flaps represent the two parallel sides of reality, another piece of evidence that manny is god and sans.
you say that as if god and sans are mutually exclusive from each other
@jillnyethegirlwhosbi3772 one is Ness and the other is the oncler
You choose which one
No one:
J.k Rowling: Greg and Rowley had a intense gay relationship
Rowling, rowley?
COUENSEDENCE?
I THINK NOT
@@noreenmerasty813 don't fucking move.
@@noreenmerasty813 HOL UP
i m n o t g a y g r e g
@@thatoneskinfromarsenal *I'm not going to play fortnite with you Greg*
*pan over to Rowley*
"He's so tall
And handsome as hell
He's so bad
But he does it so well"
XD
Y E S
But he isn't gay though.
👀
i remember this taylor swift song only because my sister would listen to taylor swift all the time 5 years ago lmao
Ironically enough the guy who played Greg in the movies became the version of Greg that Greg wanted to become in the books ( aka Famous actor, good singer, known person, etc )
Greg is the true bicon that we deserve.
ZOO WE MAMA
I misread bicon as bitcoin lmfao
Im not gay, Greg
z o o w e e m a m a
Jeff Kinney: Greg and Rowley had an intense sexual relationship
Gelatina_Royal jk howling
Who the fuck is howley
Rowley
Then Fregly comes and tries to steal Greg (Yes i think Fregly is gay)
JK Rowley
“I don’t know if I’m bi or what, but I love you.”
*zoo-wee mama*
5:11 "there's something I've needed to get off my chest for a long time, so here it goes..."
*"He's gay"*
The writer of the book: *_How did you know? :0_*
yo whatsup 😭
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single living soul I'm serious:
8-year-old at a book fair: Diary of a Wimpy Minecraft Mutant Zombie 14
Not a living soul except my dumbass when I was 6.
I have 1 and 2 from book orders. At least I can tell what quality is now.
Fukkkkk
Diary of a Wimpy Sans: An Unofficial Undertale Book is still superior.
The worst part is this is actually a real book. Can confirm, own all up to ten as a joke.
“I’m Not Playing Fortnite With You Greg”
Darn
You get it? Because playing Fortnite is... Ahaha!
He plays solos, respectable
*ZOO-WEE-MAMA*
@@RobotPilots You forgot two more Minecraft and CoD yes they are G A Y
The fact that these are drawn so well makes it even better
It’s 1 am and I am currently watching Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfics while trying not to wake up my family by laughing too loud. What is my life
LOL
Rowley: im not gay greg
Greg: *sobs*
Me: ZOO-WEE-MAMA
Greg : Well, girls are better anyway
Rowley : WAIT GREG NO
Rodrick : I heard that you're gay Greg
Greg : *GASP*
*W H E E Z E*
Manny: *bursts through wall* U W0T MATE
puppygirl -roblox and more ka
( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
This fanfic can't be serious, it's just gotta be the most incredible shitpost ever
Tome Homeowner is it like r/imsorryjon
Animation Crustacean ehh some of the content is like it but it's mostly just panel edits or silly goofs, not eldritch horror
@@noahdirk-qs8vv no. r/imsorryjon is basically Lovecraftian Garfield
Who ever wrote this is a fuc^^ng writing god
I'm part of the sub, it's all shitposts and it's beautiful
My version of the 25 yrs later story:
“I’m not gay Greg” Said Rowley
“ *Z O O W E E M A M A* “ Said Greg
“I HAVE RISEN” Said JK Rowling
JK Rowley
That first one is so realistic it’s scary, like your stuck at a dead end job your father has cancer and your best friend you love like romantically for years after you finally get the courage to tell them your feelings just moves and don’t talk to you for years.
"I'm not Greg, gay" - Zoo-Wee-Mama Boi, 2032
100/10 high quality comment
It still kinda makes sense
But In the books, and movies, Rowley was THE GAYEST OF THE GAY
True
"YoU hAvE a CuTe BuTt"
Yeah and then Greg didn't really like Rowley in half of the books but only used him for personal gain..?
EDIT: omg guys thanks for 99 likes that's the most I've ever gotten!
Rowley to me was a little gay. But mostly I found him very awkward and antisocial but that's just me mate's.
Rowley is pure testosterone
I cant believe that first fanfic name dropped Funbrain. I havent thought of that site in so long
13:47 I've watched this like 3 times, and each time I thought Greg's face was deformed from radiation or a shotgun blast or something. I only just now realized that it's supposed to be the back of his head.
Excuse me while I adopt the phrase “I’m not gay, Greg” into my vocabulary.
"i'm not Greg, gay"
"Greg, I'm not gay"
I'm not grey, Gag
"Not gay I'm, greg"
No, this is Patrick!
Me: “Haha, what a silly subreddit! I’m gonna check it out for a laugh!”
Me, several months later, running a successful slice of life fan comic on the subreddit: “...Welp. This took a turn.”
i mean. you got a link?
Hook a sister UP, fam!
WAIT A MINUTE
WAS THIS A TRICK
YOU GUYS PULLED ON
ME WHEN WENT TO
THE OLIVE GARDEN AS
KIDS???
TerribleTamato now he has IBS!
@@danefrancis672 fuck ive been discovered
The mission has been compromised SHUT IT DOWN
"Manny flew off the car, hit the tunnel wall, and DIED." reads like a Frank Heffley tweet
At 7:14, after Greg confessed to Rowley that he was queer, I got an ad that was LGBTQ related. What amazing timing.
Oh my god XD
It's calling you queer too lol
I’m not gay, Greg
*ZOOWEE MAMA*
Here you are again . Mr. ZOO WEE MAMA.
Zoo Pee on Rowley's mama?
Why would you make an account with that name?
Rowley Jefferson Smokes Grass so. Do ya smoke grass?
Can we just appreciate “Greg Heffley and the Ballistic Missile”
Edit: its already been a year since i wrote this shit lol. Ah i had no idea what was coming
Loved it
10/10 would read again.
@Desc you have 69 likes.
Now you have 99 likes
@Kallen Coz Now 128 liek
8:14 is an accurate representation of covid lol
As rowley came into Gregory’s room, with his big bod, Gregory just looked in awe, and as Rowley came closer, their lips met, and Gregory knew, that he knew what love meant.
czcams.com/video/huHY5ViHRY/video.html
oh😕
*Many hits the tunnel and dies*
Manny: "*MeATy LIp soUnDs*"
Everyone else: "*giggles*"
Rowley: "ZOO WEE MAMA!"
*Giggles turn into roaring laughter*
I was already laughing but you made me laugh harder
'im gay'
'im not gay, greg'
🅩🅞🅞 🅦🅔🅔 🅜🅐🅜🅐
“Rodrick left us too die!!”
Zoo wee Mama
My friends and I spent a night reading these fan comics. We absolutely lost our minds on the story "Greg's Furry Adventure".
Its the year 2034 the cheese touch infected half of the population
*ZOO WEE MAMA*
edit ; i dont remember commenting this pls help
*WELL I HAVE NONE* I just love that
@@idkwhattoputhereanymore8047 wtf Kaylee
I have the chese touch *touchs ur arm* NOW I DONT
I bet the president is Manny and says with his meat flaps "Cheese touch is an epidemic"
*Many deaths have been confirmed from the cheese touch.*
Now I can never unsee Manny's face, thanks to you bois.
He is an ugly little shit.
At least he can swim tho
*_quack_*
John Marston yed
me to
no one:
subtitles: *EVERYBODY STOP I NEED TO DROP MY TURTLE*
7:04 OMG I THOUGHT THEY EDITED THAT IN 💀💀💀
this is obviously way more important than
B R E A T H I N G
Heck yeah, I guess I’ll just die from wheezing to hard at many’s adult figure.
Did I find a JoJo fan?
Whats breathing I have
*G I L L S*
JoJo
JK Rowling stands for Jeff Kinney Rowling now
Jeff kinney wants to know your location.
🤯 bro...
jeff kinney rowley
Back in middle school, i did this exact same thing but with pen and pencil drawn onto the actual first two books i had.
These are masterpieces in comparison to my "diary of a gay kid" but the same general vibe is there, i assure you.
Me too, lol
This family i tell ya. 10:24
Kid: Hey, what's your favourite doawk book?
Other kid: Long haul
Other kid: Rodrick rules
Me: Greg and the ballistic missile
I mean you're Kim Jong un
@@saladking4106 I mean you're salad King
I mean you're Shayne Hughes
@@tjlnintendo I mean You're thlnintendo
@@huaraches8934 I mean you're you
No one:
Reddit: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐬: 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰?
how the heck did you make the text like that
Woah where and how did you get that ??
@@kaiijak you use, **
*ok*
*yeah uh I'm doing it now and it doesnt work*
5:50 he is right, it's not hamtaro, it's a different anime that people confuse with Hamtaro
Well what is it? I need to know.
Ebichu
this guy saw his father and bother die and then he was about to see his friend and mom die too while his older brother betrayed them all and not even a tear in his eye, this guy can handle a lot
I TOLD YOU GREG, IM NOT G-*Country Roads starts playing as nuclear hellfire is unleashed*
Damian Simmonds O.M.G I just L.O.Led!!!
Somebody watches RT too.
@@thatonerandomguy2774 *m o u n t a i n m a m a*
M A M A M I A
RTGAME
WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTA MA MY
TO THE SEH
CAN
whatever tf the rest of the lyrics are lel
*The Diary Of A Wimpy kid: The Midlife Crisis*
Hetalia?
id die for ur pfp
*The diary of a wimpy kid: default takeover*
im in love with aph ukraine id die for your username
Diary of a Boomer: Midlife Crisis
Just letting y'all know this comment section is among the most hilarious I have ever read
10:11
*This Is The Hardest Ive Ever Fucking Laughed*
Phone: *COME QUICK DAD GOT CANCER*
rowley: *z o o w e e m a m a*
Stan the Man :( frick you for bringing me back to stans death
Tom Holland Is Better Than Noah Centineo and Jimin ok
@@djkeemstar1425 who the hell is Noah centineo and Jimin?
warlock 118 honestly bro same
@@djkeemstar1425 also your username is very hyperspecific.
_Ballistic Missile Goes Off_
Rowley: *Z O O W E E M A M A*
@gradedcypress 11 this is pure cringe and i have NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idea what u just said
@gradedcypress 11 this isnt kek
7:38 off the shits man
The Manny in the intro has cursed him for me forever
Im begging you to make another one of these
That is what this world needs.
We need "The Gregnancy"
@@tarponpet wtf?
Please never stop making Have You Heard About videos. They've opened my eyes to so many gems of the internet.
The topics will continue to get better trust me
"GEMS"
Saltydkdan how can they get better than this? Is there shit even deeper on reddit, or somewhere worse...
_oh hey it's the guy who does that warioware cartoon that's so epic_
Behon *GEMS*
I love coming back to this just for the ballistic missile story. The raw fast paced absurdity never fails to make me laugh